#eat sandwiches

[seagiri]

there's something happening in my head rn

#my art #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #chilchucks wife #<- embarrassing #senshi #chilshi #chilchuck sandwich #<- we're out of ideas for the ship name #eating crumbs from the ground. eating the moldy bread i left in the cupboard

[endivinity]

#polls #incidentally i effortlessly folded a whole lettuce leaf into a perfect shape for my sandwich when i thought of this #so i guess that's decided for me already. i will eat my aquarium gravel WITH consequences and i will ENJOY it

[beescake]

Microwaved cheese

inferior

#id still eat it tho. omnomnom #ask #microwaved-cheese-sandwich #homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #solkat #2024 #vioart

[mars-doodles]

fionna eating a sandwich

#someone's great grandpa died because he tried to eat as fast as finn #pixel art #pixelart ドット絵 #ドット絵 #adventure time #adventure time fanart #dotpict #fionna #fionna the human #fionna campbell #adventure time fionna #fionna adventure time #at #at fanart #atimers #fionna and cake #fionna eating a sandwich

[solomonara]

Mrs. Sandwich, a seamstress (Good Omens Season 2)

and

The Seamstresses' Guild (Discworld)

(Men at Arms)

(Men at Arms)

(The Fifth Elephant)

#my delighted squeak when i realized what they did there! #these gifs do not do the delivery justice #good omens #good omens season 2 #mrs. sandwich #good omens 2 #the seamstresses' guild #discworld #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #men at arms #the fifth elephant #gifs #all images and gifs described provided tumblr didn't eat the alt text

[metamatronic]

williamwasframed au; also known as Mike gets roommates simulator

POV: you broke into the wrong apartment

#art #doodles #fnaf #ennard #springtrap #the puppet #the marionette #psychic friend fredbear #circus baby #william afton #charlie emily #evan afton #elizabeth afton #nightmare animatronics #memes #peepaw willy is making a sandwich. can he eat it? only one way to find out!

[lewdlemage]

everybody wants to bully kobeni. not so funny once YOU'RE kobeni, huh!?

Patreon

#tums with food in them #'actually worm this is even better!' #i dont think i posted this here but if i did im sorry ill eat the chicken sandwiches for you

[t00thpasteface]

i got moves!

#i'm juggling three commissions but i simply HAD to draw him in between all the paid stuff. he is SO SHAPEDDDD #clark would share those memes that are like 'society without bagel cream cheese' and 'how i see the world after i eat a big sandwich' #for normal human reasons of course! humans love food #art #superman #clark kent #dc #dc comics #my adventures with superman #food

[brainless-tin-box]

I got a free moment

#doctor who fanart #classic who #third doctor #the master #delgado!master #edgars art #reference image yoinked from pinterest 👍 #they’re on a picnic <33 #they’re going to eat sandwiches after this

[turtleinsoup]

"[...]In its natural habitat this elusive creature, the Apalone spinifera is known for its unique feeding behavior, often swallowing its prey whole. To accomplish this, spiny softshell turtles possess a highly specialized throat structure, that aids in grasping and subduing prey. This anatomical adaptation allows them to swiftly engulf their quarry, utilizing a rapid and coordinated series of jaw movements that facilitate the smooth ingestion of their often swift and agile pr

#Donnie made himself a sandwich and refused to be normal about it #chewing is for losers #who needs teeth when u have tutle power #people always make donnie a starved little creatureTM #thats bc eating costs 95% of his braincells #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018

[forecast0ctopus]

italian sub in the cadaver lab…..

#apparently herbert west orders italian sub from subway. accordng to mr combs #thus #i choose to believe he would eat a sub sandwich like benjamin horne in twin peaks episode 3. but with much less joy #reanimator #re animator #reanimator fanart #re animator fanart #herbert west #dan cain #man id love to go to a convention sometime lmao

[trashcora]

good soup👌

#strange way of life #extraña forma de vida #pedro pascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #pedro almodóvar #*edits #pedro eating sandwich for 10hrs is out - give me pedro eating soup instead

[beescake]

i am in love with your sollux i think

sollux love party :]

if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye

as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall

as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.

his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.

while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.

his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.

the Bit in question:

his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.

considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.

but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.

but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.

compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.

the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍‍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)

conceptually-speaking,

at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise

thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.

but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures

meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.

those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:

zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)

or

far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.

which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.

dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3

#ask #anon #sollux captor #homestuck #hs2 spoilers #2023 #vioart #hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro. #now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space #lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs! #but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue #or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL #and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍 #a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶

[blimbo-buddy]

Having thoughts about this right now

#blimbo rambles #just trying to eat my fucking sandwich in peace

[shokuto]

ATSV isn’t Miles drawing a line between suffering and heroism or making a point that heroes don’t suffer period and bad things never happen (because it’s not even true in his case, and he would not be Spider-Man if RIPeter never died and Earth 42 wasn’t left without a Spider-Man), it’s him affirming that Spider-Man saves whoever he can whenever they need saving, like his father, while Miguel tells him his death is necessary because he can’t cope with the reality of unpredictable tragedy anymore and has effectively traded out the concept for predictive and therefore acceptable losses

#I see so many reads being like ‘’Miles says heroes don’t suffer bad things don’t happen’’ and it’s like dude…that’s just life #The idea that Miles is the Spider-Man with an easygoing and stress free life haunts me every day #Like if that’s how Lord & Miller really felt ATSV would just be Miles eating a sandwich while nothing happens #spiderman #miles morales #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse #miguel o’hara #spiderman 2099

[pratchettquotes]

"I have to tell you, sir, that Lady Sybil has found out about the bacon sandwich arrangement. She said to tell you the game was up, sir."

"I am the commander around here, you know," said Vimes, with as much hauteur as he could muster on an empty stomach.

"Yes, sir. But Lady Sybil has a very quiet way of being firm, sir."

"She has, hasn't she," said Vimes as they strolled toward the building. "I'm a very lucky man, you know," he added, just in case Carrot may have got the wrong impression.

"Yes, sir. You are indeed."

Terry Pratchett, Thud!

#sam vimes #samuel vimes #sybil ramkin #carrot ironfoundersson #thud! #discworld #terry pratchett #marriage #hauteur #power #eat better #food #diet #compromise #persuasion #the bacon sandwich arrangement #very lucky man