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victimhood · a day ago
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Because I've gone off the rails into borderline shitposting, the most recent thought my brain had was....what if.....TBG!Nicky is a furry???
Sus clues:
Nicky is very private about his life
But he makes/made a lot of money
Furries are known for paying top dollar to commission art
Fursuits are great disguise for going out in public
No one knows who you are in a fur suit
Now let's consider...what is Nicky's fursona?
Wolf!Nicky seems like a popular trope
Cesare (a rottweiler who imprinted on Yusuf) is also Nicky's id
So I guess he's some kinda dog...? A....blue.....dog???
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Ken doing yoga class: And release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind..
Speedy: [incoherent screeching]
Ken:
Ken: Ma'am. Are you ok?
Speedy: I'm a little messed up.
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Speedy: Okay, so here’s the plan: Have any of you seen the movie Home Alone?
Finn: Speedy, no.
Gideon: Duh, we watched it every Christmas.
Gideon, excitedly: Are we going to pull a Home Alone?
Ken: Don't start, Gideon.
Poof: Yeah! Let's do it!
Lyra: That includes you too, Poof.
Speedy: Oh, come on, guys! Just one booby trap.
Everyone but Gideon and Poof: SPEEDY!
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[A lesson in getting Speedy to eat]
Finn: Come on, please Speedy. Eating is very important, so do it for your brother.
Ken: I will even make you your favorite sandwich and bring it to your room, but you have to promise to eat it.
Speedy: Fine fine whatever.
Poppy, launching her axe at Speedy: EAT SOME GOSH DARN FOOD, YOU CAT!
Speedy: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DUMBASS!
Poppy: I WILL SHOVE. AN ENTIRE PLATE. OF FOOD. DOWN YOUR THROAT. DONT THINK I WONT!
Speedy: PHYSICALLY FIGHT MY WHOLE FACE!
Poppy, launching chunks of meat like projectiles: POPPY. CARES. ABOUT. YOUR. WELLBEING!
Speedy: [screaming]
Poppy: [screaming]
Finn and Ken: ...
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Gideon's mother: Are you in my ceiling again, Gideon?
Kitten Gideon, muffled through the ceiling: ...no
Kitten Speedy: [sighs] Bro, get the fuck out of the ceiling before I come up there and drag you out myself.
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Gideon: How do I make you understand? I'm like superman and the dogs of Lupinia are like the citizens of gotham.
Ken: That’s batman
Lyra: That’s batman
Gideon: Okay, I’m aquaman. Where does he live?
Poppy: The ocean, duh
Gideon: I work with a bunch of nerds
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Lyra: I’m the smartest, calmest, most skilled member of this rebellion.
Gideon: Did you blow up that vending machine?
Lyra, with one paw engulfed in flames and a cheetos bag in the other:
Lyra, glaring: I paid for my cheetos, I’m getting my cheetos.
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Poppy: He’s engaging the enemy!
Lan: [gets down on one knee and proposes to Lyra, who squeals in delight]
Gideon: We lost a good man today.
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[some AU]
Speedy: [covered in leaves] I am the leaf guardian, guardian of the leaves.
Lan: [clings to the leaves] Fiona quivers before her!
Speedy: [screaming at the wind] F U C K  O F F
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Poppy: Hey Ken, you don’t have to do anything today, do you?
Ken: …..No…But I have a feeling I’m about to wish I did.
Poppy: Aw, come on It’s nothing that bad, Poppy promises!
Ken: History would suggest otherwise.
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Poppy: [cooking]
Lyra: Any chance that’s for me?
Poppy: It’s for Ken. Poppy's planning on making some bad choices tonight, and Poppy needs him on her side.
Lyra:
Lyra: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Gideon: Here's some advice.
Speedy: I didn't ask for any.
Gideon: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Ken: We all have our demons.
Speedy, holding up Gideon: This one’s mine!
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Gideon: [trying to cook]
Speedy: That’s not how you do it, you have to chop the vegetables into smaller pieces and set the burner on medium heat.
Gideon: Shut up, it’ll be fine.
Speedy: You’re still cutting it wrong.
Gideon: Ken, make her stop correcting me!
Ken: Speedy will stop correcting you when you stop making mistakes.
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Gideon: I thought I was gay because I like guys, but I like girls too, so I must be straight.
Ben, a pansexual: What I’m about to say next is gonna blow your mind-
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Gideon, shocked: You have a fake ID?! With a fake name and everything?!
Speedy: I- I can explain!
Lyra: She used it to get a second library card so she can take out twice as many books at once.
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overheard-at-lupinia · 3 days ago
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Gideon: Rebel?! You should not have come here! Why are you in our base?
Lyra: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.
Gideon: … you ended up in a Lupinian Army hideout on your way to the kitchen?
Lyra: I am not a very clever gal.
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lonely-dog-song · 5 days ago
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I was rly intrigued with an NPC in yume nikki today; there is a person in the mall (towards the top right corner) who just has an unassuming walk cycle. But when u interact with them, there's a wobbling sound & they start walking with a more jerky sprite, swinging their head to the side as they walk. I only tried this with 1 mall-goer so idk if the others do this as well
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