#dummy speaks

[dumlittlefeminist]

i turned off all my autocorrect and now i cant soell mysogyni

#dummy speaks

[tinyslyme]

He saw my art, guys

#dummy speaks #AHHHHHHHH #WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK #EXCUSE ME?? MR TIMEDEO SIR???? #A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME #JESUS CHRIST DON'T SCARE ME

[angelcakegf]

I wanna go to my room and find him stomach flat on the bed surrounded by rose petals, ass up like a good boy and looking back at me with his pretty bedroom eyes

#girl dinner tbh #angel speaks 🍰 #gentle fdom #sub boys #good boy #subby boys #dummy thicc #thicc boys #fdom #fdom stuff #thicc af #thick boys #h0rnyposting #puppy sub #domme/sub #domme mommy #ass rimmer #big round butt #perfect butt

[estrellami-1]

First Cuts

Part 1 | Part 2

“Hey,” Steve says breathlessly. “Y’know that thing that we are not mentioning, ever, on pain of death?”

Eddie blinks. “Y’know you’re still mentioning it even if you don’t call it what it is, right?”

“Eddie,” Steve says seriously, which causes Eddie to focus. “I need your help. I’m kinda freaking out, here.”

“Okay,” Eddie says, running through things in his mind. “Want me to come over? Or wanna come over here? Or just over the phone?”

“I’m stressed out enough I can’t make any decisions right now,” Steve says.

“Okay,” Eddie says, “then I’m coming over. Unlock the door for me, ‘kay? I’ll be there in ten.”

“M’kay. Thank you.” With a click he’s gone, and Eddie hangs his phone back up too, looking around for his keys.

He snatches them off the counter, jams his feet into his shoes, and takes off.

He realizes halfway there that he’s still in his pajamas.

He walks in when he arrives to find Steve sitting at the table, staring at an envelope like he’s trying to disintegrate it with just his vision. Eddie thinks he can almost see the paper smoking. “Hey,” he says softly. “What’s going on?”

Steve doesn’t meet his eyes, just keeps his gaze locked on the envelope. “I did something impulsive. And Robin doesn’t know. And either nothing changes, or everything does.” He lifts his face to Eddie’s. His bottom lip is bitten raw.

“Okay,” Eddie says. “Well, first things first is to figure out which of those options it is, right? I’m assuming the letter will determine which it is.”

“Yeah,” Steve says, reaching for it, only to push it towards Eddie. “I, uh. I applied to a specific school. And I know the kids are going to tease me about it-”

“Hey,” Eddie interrupts, brows furrowed. “You’re plenty smart, Stevie, don’t listen to the little shitheads, alright? Whatever the answer is, whatever you decide to do, I’m with you. One hundred percent. I’ll even punish the little twerps during our next session if they say anything, okay?”

“Can you open it?” Steve begs, whispering, eyes wide.

Eddie’s hopeless to refuse. “Of course I can,” he replies, just as softly.

He looks at the envelope. Good, thick paper. Sticker return address. He opens it and pulls out a letter.

Dear Steven J. Harrington,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been chosen for 1988’s starting class! In Tricoci University, we pride ourselves on…

Eddie looks up at Steve with a grin. “You’re in.”

“Holy shit,” Steve breathes. “Holy shit!” He begins to grin. “I made it!”

“You made it!” Eddie celebrates, then keeps reading.

We hope you look forward to your time here at Tricoci University of Beauty Culture Bloomington.

Eddie looks up at Steve again. “A beauty school?”

Steve flushes scarlet. “Cosmetology. I wanna do hair.”

Eddie sits for a minute, thinking, before he grins at Steve and stands to sweep him into a spinning hug. “That sounds perfect for you!”

Steve giggles giddily, then grins happily at Eddie when he’s set down. “You really think so?”

“Think so? I know so! Stevie! This is gonna be so good for you!” He drags Steve over to the couch so they can both sit. “I mean, think about it. And I don’t just mean the obvious high school shit. Even the little things. You’re good with people, dude. They just like you just ‘cause you’re you. And who knows more about you than anyone else?”

Steve frowns. “Robin?”

Eddie chuckles. “My mistake. General you, not specific. Your hairdresser! You tell them everything. And you live for that shit, Stevie, I see how your eyes light up when the kids share gossip.” He grabs Steve’s hands and smiles warmly at him. “I promise, everyone’s gonna be so happy for you.”

“Thanks, Eds,” Steve murmurs, cheeks still pink.

“And hey,” Eddie says, grinning again. “You’ve got at least one lifelong customer.” He points to himself, grinning when Steve laughs.

“Thanks,” he says, then takes a deep breath, suddenly serious again. Eddie schools his face accordingly. “Will you help me tell Robin?”

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#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #I’m terrible at titles someone help #essentially the plot is ‘Eddie is Steve’s hair dummy and they fall in love about it’ #happy ending #maybe some slight angst bc Dustin doesn’t think before he speaks #and also possibly miscommunication between our boys #because always. it always happens #starambles

[daily-ethoslab]

[631] um actually!

#like before day 100 I think I drew etho with glasses if I remember correctly #speaking of glasses my perscription is so bad #I’ve only ever met 1 person who had worse glasses then me #and that person was slowly going blind #they won’t let me pick out the cute aesthetic frames because my lends are too dummy thicc and stick out of every frame I’ve ever owned #what was this about again #oh yea glasses #I am the um actually meme #I hate it cause it’s me #I dread the day my friends make the connection #etho #ethoslab #hermitcraft #etho fanart #ethoslab fanart #day 631 #man I gotta update the list of all the daily ethos #that thing is from almost a year ago augh

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

deltarune is so full of fun little details where the characters react to unexpected things you do, like the dialogue if you repeatedly miss the dummy in the training fight and ralsei gets increasingly confused and concerned with your inability to "press z when the white rectangle is inside the blue rectangle"

#the nemesis speaks #deltarune #swift plays dr #not pictured: the dialogue if you hit the dummy after you check it and ralsei tells you to treat it like you would him #which just made me feel bad #BUT ALSO adds another thumbtack to the board- is another instance of ralsei being Weirdly Compliant #bc if you do it Twice he says something like ''if you want to hit me during our adventure... that's ok too!'' #stop acting like a doll!! #unrelated to all that. jacob drawfee voice do you know what a rectangle is?

[demiesop]

he did not connect the dots

#demiart #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion/tav #tav:sorn #astarion x tav #bg3 #taking a break from something more serious o)-< #i thought my experience was funny but idk it's 2 am #he does pay attention when others speak specifically to him but he a big dummy

[ghouljams]

There's literally nothing I love more than language. Writing Viking!Soap is such a fucking treat for me, I am going to learn old Nordic by the end of this and it will be a complete accident.

Reader speaks nordic but on a very basic level, just enough to understand what the men are saying. Just enough to diagnose injuries. They'll get better over the course of the fic but like!! Oooooh I am having fun with them and their mistranslations. I love words with multiple meanings, I love the other vikings knowing what's up and reader being fucking clueless.

#ghoul speaks #insane for this au #sorry I'm going to just be dummy about soap for a while

[awesomecooperlove]

👿PARIS: FASHION … DEMONS ONLY👿

😈😈😈

#paris #demons #puppets #clowns #dummies #fools #satanists #devil worshippers #the fashion industry is becoming openly demonic #scam artists #fashion to please Satan #warning #know your enemy #wake up humanity these people are sick #pure evil #protect the children #standup #speak up #truth #please share #wwg1wga

[sentientstump]

i got silly, here's Somsnosa's greatest song about domiciles

#i drew this? apparently i just did two half hours ago #bleed the domicile baby #this was pretty great i enjoyed the process! i couldve looked at more references other than my right arm but sighhhhh im too lazy u_u #and too awkward to ask for help even a lifeless web search bar... what if it sees me as weak as dummy as a complete bag of onions #speaking of bags of onions lets not open this one right now especially in the tags “xD #im training my linework for something really secret. it looks alright so far and maybe someday maybe someday... #it will see the light of day... if you ask nicely- #hylics #somsnosa #artstump #scopophobia #maybe i sometimes get it when glancing briefly better be safe than sorry

[tinyslyme]

Bedrock Bros Week 2022!

#dummy speaks #dummy writes #technoblade #tommyinnit #bedrock bros #feat. moobloom tommy #moobloom tommy doodles on my twitter! pinned post #probs gonna post them here soon tbh

[angelcakegf]

I better have a cute caked up subby puppy boy under my tree this Christmas so I can cuddle him and play with his hair and give him kisses and feed him cookies istg

#bonus points if he has an appetite 🤭 #angel speaks 🍰 #subby boys #fdom stuff #gentle fdom #good boy #fdom #sub boys #dummy thicc #thicc boys #thick boys #h0rnyposting #mommy k!nk #domme/sub #domme mommy #puppy sub

[yooniesim]

nonny, love... did u miss the 5 billion posts I've been making about the boycott and deleting all my cf projects? 💀

me interacting with ppl on simblr every damn day 😂

#asks #anonymous #ceci speaks #gif warning #negative #man... you just cant fix stupid #lil dummy got themselves blocked for no reason 🤡

[atwas-meme-ing]

Don't get too used to my new pfp it's just until i get over my UTY phase I am not obsessed with Starlo I am NOT obsessed with Starlo I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH STARLO....

#mod post #starlo #i like him a very normal amount i assure you #why do i feel like everyone is giving me Queen's 'lying' face??? #also in case no one noticed: #i was imitating mad dummy's speaking style in this post :D

[ender--slime]

guys !! my pronoun buttons arrived! i’m so happy with them!

i’ll be selling these at powerhouse comic con next week and then i’ll be putting them on etsy!!

aaaaaa! i’ve never made buttons before i hope they’re okay!

#enderslimeart #funtime speaks #mettaton #mad mew mew #napstablook #ruins dummy #ghost cousins #undertale ghost cousins #undertale fan merch

[apollos-boyfriend]

my most toxic gamer trait is i get genuinely mad when ppl misgender undertale characters 😭 like i get their pronouns are used maybe twice at best but whenever i see people he/him monster kid or napstablook or something i see red

#icarus speaks #HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM!!!! #same w mad dummy 😭 #like i can’t BLAME ppl cause most of them just play the main game #but that dummy uses at LEAST a she pronoun