#dumbass.txt

[isvampirismgay]

Can people who are either proper metalheads or not cishet women who post about Eddie Munson interact with this please I'm drowning in content done by normies who think Eddie knows how to rail a person

#eddie munson #stranger things #i have a reader insert (male reader) and one cute steddie thing in the works and i might draw some fanart btw #dumbass.txt

[tsukasageorge]

guy who doesn't like cartoons (me) guesses gravity falls characters

no one fucking told me peter griffin was the family guy. no one. fck you

#gravity falls #dumbass.txt

[bikkinibottom]

having to shit right after you shower is literally my villain origin story

#not to be tmi #but this is the second time this WEEK #ffs #dumbass.txt

[posercore]

hey google, how do i not feel so deeply jealous of cis people?

#thinking abt heartstopper to much #just wish i could be a queer man in a cis way instead of the way i am #like i feel a physical weight on my chest from the jealousy rn #should probably email my therapist abt this but like what’s she gonna do #dumbass.txt

[boeperhaps]

i'm a simple mutual. i fly onto your blog like a buzzing bee, pollinate your posts with tags that make no sense, then leave only to do it again after another sunrise

#dumbass.txt

[adrrianraines]

for the record, i think this is what happens for the 3 choices we had today:

let’s talk about the choices:

infinite power

it means we have the option to choose power. to take over rheya, or probably overthrow her in exchange for it when the time comes. we will be so much powerful than what we used to and even more so than her. but in exchange for that infinite power, everything around us will wither... die.... love will fade, friendships will be gone.... and we will become as miserable as her. we will change forever. but our life is bleak.

undo the last two wishes

now this, we have the option to undo everything that happened, and probably quite possibly the most ideal one out of the 3 choices. why? it’s because rheya will never be. that’s the sole purpose right? to destroy her? so why not take it to the source the most morally possible way ever? we might have the option to never let her find the white oak tree thus she will die in that cave as planned. mydiea is going to continue living until the next big thing wipes it out. gaius might die from war in that era, xenocrates might become king who knows really?

kamilah would perish in one of the conflicts of her age or probably die with honor and status, like a queen that she is. she can retire from the conflicts as she grows old, live her life to the fullest without even knowing what lies ahead if gaius met and turnd her. hell she wont even know he existed??? she might even have a family of her own.

adrian would rest from the civil war with his family and the man who tried to kill them (possibly orchestrated by gaius just to turn him) won’t even be there. he will lead his original life with his wife and child. eleanor and charles would grow with him. he will die a happy man.

jax won’t be attacked while clubbing. he will continue his education (probably), he won’t meet takeshi or that vampire who killed him. he will meet someone, establish a family, live a happy life, grow old (as he is supposedly) and retreat somewhere with a family or whatever where he can live in peace for the remainders of his days.

lily.... we won’t meet her. as we will never have the reason to go to nyc. we wont have a reason to look for an apartment or even struggle. perhaps we may, perhaps we may not. she might find a different roommate, or we would be lucky to cross paths with her again but for a different job interview. raines corporation, ahmanet financial, etc. wont be existing as kamilah and adrian wont even be around breathing in today’s age.

all four of our friends? they will continue experiencing the daylights for the rest of their lives... living in the sun.... just that we are not with them. we never knew them. we never crossed paths nor had the chance to meet them. no, we probably never will be able to. but they are alive, happy, contented.

this option is the morally correct one.... let’s say the most ideal outcome. u will be able to destroy rheya and free ur vampire friends from all the suffering they will face in exchange for immortality. rid the humans of the entire vampire race like it never happened.

but are u happy?

murder the genie

all of our friends are alive.... maybe. this route is undoubtedly the less morally correct one. we will kill rheya and be shrouded with darkness. we may drown in it, use it, bend it to our will. nothing serious right? no harm done? go dark they say! after all, we’re gods at this point. since we just killed a goddess....

feels good yeah?

hello i am crying i do not want any of this bye

#playchoices #bloodbound #bloodbound theories #dumbass.txt #long post #dont mind me

[absolute-dumbass-mlm]

i was told i actually am a mall goth after saying i wish i was cool enough to be a mall goth & ill be riding this high for months babey

#im shook this is awesome lol #dumbass.txt

[indeed-its-emma]

Conversations I had that sound like Tumblr quotes. Part 1

- I know I am dumb, but at least I haven't died yett

~Yet

- I don't know if that was a threat or a grammar correction, and I want to keep it that way

#shinkami #tag your otp #my otp #conversation #rl #friends #klance #dumb post #dumbass.txt #textgram #stupiidgood #chaotic #chaotiicgoods #stosuh #jaysuh #idk what im doing #idk how to tag this #holy fuck #fuck everything #kiribaku #incorrect quotes #quotes #not a quote #oc #kaminari denki #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #kagehina #haikyuu iwaoi

[vox-verse]

My entire blog just consists of gay shit and Unus Annus stuff and I am peak dumbass punk lesbian so fucking I dunno man

#dumbass.txt #gay #lesbian #im bi/pan/whatever i dont fit a label #but i still say im a lesbian #because god women are perfect #but boys #they're hot but they got no flavour #also dick #is #gross #punk #these tags are way to long here have an entire paragraph i dont care #unus annus #unus anuus #memento mori #good day to you sir #here take two of these and call me in the morning 🖕🖕 #i hope i spelled everything right but im dyslexic so idk

[vadergf]

You know, if someone ever leaks something about me stuttering out an I love you it isnt true okay it's just slander and lies.

#you know who you are #dumbass.txt

[isvampirismgay]

No offense to sane people but like at least half of the blogs posting about Eddie that I check out look like they were made by the same people who would try to bully me for liking lotr and metal music when I was a kid and if this is making you feel defensive then I suggest attempting to treat real life nerds and metalheads like you know. People

#eddie munson #stranger things #fandom wank #dumbass.txt

[tsukasageorge]

I think it would be fun if Kurapika has delusions of all his kurtan friends & family with their eyes scribbled out and the only way he can get rid of them is by getting their eyes back. Pairo is the last one, and probably one of the worst, staying with Kurapika for years, but when Kurapika finally places his eyes on the shrine he sees Pairo as normal, thanking him one last time before they part ways forever. I think that would be fun for him

#kurapika #hxh #dumbass.txt

[bikkinibottom]

today’s the day lads

#the cheerleader au #ch 1 is on its way hehehehehe #dumbass.txt

[posercore]

#til death do us blart #this isn’t a joke i’m being serious #dumbass.txt

[cthulian-priestess]

Sometimes I think I’m pretty fiscally responsible, then I spend 40 dollars on 96 inches of fake moss and Remember

#mosscore #dirtcore #cottagecore #chaotic dumbass #dumbass.txt #moss #i need money #my wallet is crying #i just love moss #goblin aesthetic #goblin #goblincore

[adrrianraines]

choosing olivia nevrakis as my baby’s godmother is the best decision i have ever made in playing this damned game and looks like the baby totally agrees too!! FLUSTERED AUNT OLIVIA HOLDING A BABY IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD

#playchoices #the royal heir #trh #olivia nevrakis #dumbass.txt