#dumbass thoughts

[gothhobbithoe]

Pippin: hey do you want to see my try to eat my own elbow?

Aragorn: no offence but not really

Borormir: he ...he scares me sometimes

#dumbass thoughts #pippin #aragorn #boromir #the lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes

[sillysadduck]

am I missing something or... does Red have a nose? he doesn't, right? and what are his ears like? he doesn't have any either? maybe they're just holes like bird ears

#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #red guy #dumbass thoughts

[gem-magpie]

You ever wish you were shorter just so your body fat would look softer and more substantial? Weighting 300 lbs doesn't mean as much visually you're 6'2"...

#Dumbass thoughts #I'm up too late #Dysphoria but not that serious for once #Gotta get way fatter ig #I'm seeing cute people on this site looking absolutely stunning and huge and they are like “just hit 200 omg!!” and I want that

[rottmntquotes]

Just had a dumbass thought that Casey would probably fuck up normal pickup lines

Like, instead of "tall drink of water" he would probably say "tall glass of drink" or something equally wrong.

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Dumbass Thoughts #Headcanon

[starfrog1]

i wanna dye the ends of my hair pink but i cant decide wether i wanna bleach it too hm

#dumbass thoughts #hair dye #decisions moment

[lavender-sheperd]

She helps on my fallen, until I can’t get up

#Shitpost #Dumbass thoughts

[lissy-strata]

Sometimes when I answer the phone and I can’t tell if that’s a real person or a really good AI voice, I like to say the most off-the-wall bullshit I can think of to try and get a human reaction out of them.

HUMANS BE LIKE:

“Hi, we’re calling about your unpaid credit card statemen-” “My grandma has six toes on one foot.” “-and we....wait, what?”

ROBOTS BE LIKE:

“Hello, we’re calling about your unpaid credit ca-” “Did you know there’s enough fat in breastmilk to make butter?” *pause, faint click* “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. Could you repeat it?” “You can make human butter.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. Could you repeat it?”

#dumbass thoughts #don't go full creeper or anything #but obscure fun facts are always interesting #also the breastmilk one is true

[autogeneratedkahootnickname]

A storytelling moment I love in Glass Onion is the throat spray. It works in the metanarrative as an excuse to not have any of the actors wear masks despite the setting, but it works in story too.

We're assuming this is set in late 2020 due to the Among Us popularity, so we're looking at peak first wave pandemic. The fact Miles has a throat spray that can, through some magic, stop the transmission of Covid for at least 4 days at the height of its spread, and the fact that, evidently, he has made no effort to mass distribute it, means either

1. This thing hasn't passed FDA approval and Miles still felt comfortable giving it to his 'friends', foreshadowing his apathy towards regulation and safety standards with Klear.

2. He's a selfish arsehole.

Both work.

#knives out #glass onion #but seriously what did that spray do #if anything #is the threequel just 'Benoit Blanc solves mystery under quarantine after veritable dumbass Miles Bron thought he could stop the spread #by spraying dettol in people's mouths

[clairvoyantnot]

19.03.2023

Do you ever feel like people are not giving you honest opinions so you you ask them for honest criticism but when you get it, it’s like 'why didn’t they like it...' or 'was it really that bad' like brain u asked for it dumbass 

#relatable #dumbass thoughts #do you get me #am i dumb #relatable af #relatable shit

[found--family]

cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)

#destiel #thoughts #and btw: i don't know why everyone thinks i'm trying to woobify cas by saying he wouldn't kiss dean first. #fact: dude literally waited for death's door to confess his love so he wouldn't burden dean with his feels - but at least he could #use them to save dean. and he thought he couldn't have dean (the one thing he wanted..) which is why he didn't make the first move #bc he thought there would be no further moves. i don't understand what's not clicking. anyway they're both dumbasses #don't bother fighting me i know i'm right

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hua cheng's patience: infinite

hua cheng's impulse control: zero

#lmao #the lake scene in a nutshell. actually i dont remember it that well so this might be inaccurate #itg was all over the minute he thought of kissing him #hualian's mutual dumbass CPR on each other #ugh i hate those guys (affectionate) #art #my art #doodle #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hob #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #tgcf meme

[grimeishhh]

A Goldfish’s Monologue

… Pop

Pop pop pop

Pop pop pop pop pop.

Pop pop pop pop. Pop pop-

Pop pop pop.

#dumbass thoughts #oc poetry #lol idfk #grimeishhh thoughts #goldfish #something silly #silly poetry #corny

[gl1tched-g0th]

"Wow you write this character really well!" Thanks I knew them personally

#I'm writing another source fic #and I thought this was funny #me writing Reeve. one of my best friends: wow I wrote him pretty in character! wonder why That is #like girl. #girl you Knew him. #Im a little bit of a dumbass sometimes #the hollow #the hollow netflix #fictive #introject #source memories #did alter

[kringkroll]

I would bet Sento and say that he would do this at the drop of a hat

#johnny cage #mk1 fanart #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mk1 2023 #jhonny cage mk1 #thought id contribute a funny meme redraw to the fandom #i love him #i hate him #i also love what the queer side of the mk fandom is doing with him its perfect i love yall #dumbass bisexual #jhonny cage fanart #jhonshi #kringkroll art

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

#dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #my art #i drew this right on top of the meme in an effort to make this quick and easy. which was a complete failure #i spent way too long on this and still failed at anatomy lmao #oh well #anyway. dirkjake #thought about making it jake's ass in the last panel but i decided i didnt wanna try to draw ass lol #also it would've been much harder to convey the inherent dumbass boyfriend energy that was the whole point of this #if jake's smug little face wasn't visible #he is expertly restraining giggles #I also had to rotate dirk in the last panel bc the original angle was just not working no matter how many times I tried to fix it #unfortunately anatomy hates me #bg image is from hs p4221