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455wwwww · 2 years
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(friend)ship dynamics or smth
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ratguy-nico · 7 months
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I've been seen a lot of ships week from Bob's Burger, wich bring me to: this two have a week? If so when is it? If not, Why not? Pray for one of my favorite couples...This two dumb asses 💖
Headcanons that you can find in this piece:
-Jimmy Jr is gay as fuck (sorry T, i love u, sorryyyyyy)
-Zeke is my trans bi chubby king (among gene) (overcompensating who?)
-The are... boyfriends? (I wish)
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noramsblog · 2 years
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Damian you loser
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orangesartblog · 7 months
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Traintober day ONE it counts it's still day one in like America or Australia
Free day!
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My first thought was immediately Henry's forest.
I wanted to do something with halftones, cause I think in the original inktober you're not supposed to colour? but fuck that everything else I'm doing is coloured cause while I love the look of halftones they are a ball ache LMAO
I went into this not knowing how to draw Henry, and came out not knowing how to draw Henry.
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anarcoqueer1994 · 9 months
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Robin and Steve taking a trip to Indy for the day. With their infinite wisdom(and single brain cell), and some liquid courage both decide to stop into a *queer* friendly piercing and tattoo shop.Robin walks out with nipple piercings and Steve with a prince Albert.
Cue the next day when both Nancy and Eddie walk into Steve’s house to find them both laying in his bed with hangovers and precariously placed ice packs. Neither are particularly annoyed with the piercing...more so how much of babies that both their partners are being during the healing process.
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cosmiccuppa · 2 months
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My favourite idiots! ✨
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backburnerdio · 1 year
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OC Kiss Week – Day 2 Food
WIP: Time Borrowed Pairing: Beau & Garnet cw: Language, romance Words: 2357 Tag List: @irnalia, @waysofink, @ashen-crest, @spacetimewraithwrites,@dustylovelyrun, @idreamonpaper, @abalonetea, @jaimistoryteller, @kaiusvnoir, @writeouswriter, @reininginthefirewriting, @concealeddarkness13, @winterandwords (Used the Time Borrowed taglist, please let me know if you’d like to be added or removed from this event or the main taglist)
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It had been a week since Garnet’s suspension and Beau found himself oddly excited to see him again. He didn’t know why. He kept fidgeting with the safety belt in Valetta’s hatchback, idly watching traffic as they zipped across town.
“You know, Beau, if you don’t wanna go over to Garnet’s, I don’t mind keeping you another week.” Valetta offered, lowering the music.
“I’m okay,” he nodded, turning his attention to her.
“You sure? You look kinda nervous.”
“No, I’m okay. I want to see him.”
“Yeah?” She grinned going strangely quiet before slowing them into the turning lane. “You know what he’d probably like? Some Pączki.”
Beau took a moment to identify what that was. “Donuts?”
“Ooh, yeah, no.” Valetta grimaced as they pulled into the bakery parking lot. “Cops eat donuts, Garnet eats Pączki. But between you and me, they’re the same thing. Just kinda like donuts on steroids.” She pulled them around to the drive-thru and was asked to wait to place her order. Valetta’s car was small, perfect for the way she zipped around traffic, but she was even smaller. She half pulled herself up into the window to be able to see out, drumming fingers on the door.
“Valetta?”
“Yep?” She twisted around to look at him, bottom lip pouting as she played with one of her piercings.
“How long have you known Garnet?”
“Ooy, uh, lemme think,” she sat back in her seat, staring out the windshield in thought. “Shit, I guess twelve years now. Couldn’t stand him at first. Kinda became friends out of sheerly trying to piss each other off.”
“Can I take your order?” A voice from a speaker asked, whipping her back around. It wasn’t the answer he expected. Of course, he knew Garnet was exclusively friendly. Valetta, Ryker, and Nebraska were the only ones Beau had only ever seen him kind towards. But it made him smile.
There’s a chance.
“I tell him all the time he’s too damn mean, but eventually he’ll give it up and be nice. You just gotta give it back to him. Don’t let him scare you.”
“He doesn’t scare me.”
“Tough guy now, huh?” Valetta playfully punched his shoulder, rolling them up to the window to be handed a paper sack. She bumped her wristband to their terminal before driving away. “Here, you hold these. But listen, for real, if at any point he annoys you and you need a ride or a place to stay, just let me know. I got you.”
“Thank you, Valetta.” He stopped playing with the safety belt, focusing on keeping the Pączki warm instead. It wasn't long before Valetta pulled them up to the curb of the apartments to park.
“Want me to go up with you?”
“No, no, I should be fine. I know which one it is.” He was careful not to drop the bag, getting out to get his bookbag from the back seat. “Thanks again for the ride.”
“Don’t mention it,” she leaned over, offering a fist. Beau reached in, gently bumping it with his own. “And, hey, don’t tell Garnet I bought those. He’ll be mad at me for spending money.”
“Are you not supposed to spend money?” Beau frowned.
“No, no, just Garnet thinks I shouldn’t spend money on him. Because, you know, I have a tattoo and piercing habit. Just, yeah, do me a favor and don’t mention it was me.”
“Okay,” Beau agreed, beginning to step away when he remembered something, “Oh! Lora really wants to go see that new murder mystery movie, but she’s too scared to go by herself. She says movies like that make her feel like she’s going to get killed in the parking lot. You should ask her out.” Valetta stared at him, brown cheeks catching a red tint as she gaped. “Okay, goodnight!” Beau hurried to the stairs, making it all the way up to Garnet’s floor before he saw Valetta’s car pull away from the curb.
He hoped she would take her.
The excitement he’d had in the car became something acidic without explanation. But it wasn’t fear. He wasn’t afraid of Garnet– had never been. Beau just kept thinking why Garnet wasn’t at work, that it had been over what happened with Bryant –because of Beau. When Garnet had brought him back after the scuffle and taken him to his SoulMedic appointment, Beau had hoped they really were friends.
But after being suspended, he wondered if Garnet regretted it now.
He paused outside the apartment door, cradling the Pączki, listening to the thrum of music coming from inside the apartment. What if Garnet hadn’t been serious about still having him over? What if it had been some type of sarcasm Beau didn’t get?
Well, I can’t eat these, and they can’t go to waste. He stared down at the bag and knocked on the door. After a while, when there was no answer, he figured Garnet couldn’t hear over the music and started to knock again when the gate was pulled open.
Garnet stood there in sweatpants, his usual defensive scowl easing into surprise as he scanned Beau over. “Oh, hey,” he answered, leaning out to check the hallway. Beau was momentarily distracted by the strange markings on Garnet’s skin, black segments running down his middle, designs covering one shoulder that spread to the elbow, his other arm wrapped in solid bands.
Garnet has tattoos too.
“I didn’t know you were gonna be here this early,” Garnet cut himself off as he checked his wristband, cursing lowly, “Oh, wait, I didn’t realize what time it was.”
“Should I come back later?” Beau offered.
“No, uh, no. It’s fine, I just…” He shifted his weight in the doorway, slightly pulling the door to behind him. Beau had never seen him fidget, drumming fingers on the trim as he glanced at the ground. It made it difficult for Beau not to smile.
He’s nervous too.
“Okay, I’m just gonna be honest with you, I, uh, I have no idea what I’m doing. Okay?”
“Okay.” Beau agreed.
“So, I was gonna…” he paused again, scowling before waving him in, “You know what? Fuck it. Lemme just show you.” Bumping the door open he led Beau inside, locking the door and hurrying past him. “I don’t know if you’ve ever tried reading an instruction manual, but you can’t judge me. This is a judge-free zone, and criticism isn’t allowed.” He paused at the end of the foyer, scratching at the side of his head.
Beau followed him in and stopped, thankful his gyroscopic systems acted as a safety net. Along the windowed walls that made up the back of the den, a tiered tower of shelves stood, complete with an overhead lamp. Some of the shelves weren’t attached, still on the floor spread around Garnet’s work area. But Beau didn’t miss the potted plant sitting on the top shelf.
“Okay, so, listen,” Garnet’s voice came through, having stepped into the kitchen to turn off the music. He hurried over, scrambling to explain himself. “Okay, no, don’t freak out. Nothing’s wrong with it. Okay? I’ve just never really had plants, you know? And I know, with how the rotation works, you spend more time elsewhere than you do here. That’s like, what? Five weeks gone compared to one week here. So, I was doing some research, and it’s winter, so I know it’s not getting enough sunlight, so I got a light for it.
“And then I needed something to put the light on, and it looked stupid on the coffee table –and I got to thinking, what if you end up with your own place? You’ll need something for it, right? So, I found this stand, and figured if you ever wanted, you’d have room for more plants.” Garnet stood by it, turning on the light to display. He made a little ‘ta-da’ motion before stepping aside. There was a moment his hands shuffled about awkwardly, fumbling to find he didn’t have pockets and instead hooked them on his hips.
Beau could only stare. Even from where he stood, he could see the flowering plant was already sprouting new growth since the last time he’d been there.
Garnet has been taking care of it.
“Oh, fuck,” Garnet hissed, dodging around the couch as he hurried over. “I’m sorry, Beau. It’s okay. Look, if you don’t like it, that’s fine. I can use it for like… I dunno, something. You don’t have to like it.”
“I like it,” he got himself to say, still staring.
“You’re a shit liar. Okay? I can see those lines on your face. I know you don’t like it.”
“I do like it.” He defended, reaching up to absently feel his cheek. The stress lines were back.
“Seriously, you’re not gonna hurt my feelings or anything. I didn’t even ask your opinion of it. I can take it back—”
Beau acted before he could finish, reaching for the nape of Garnet’s neck to pull him down for their lips to meet. Garnet tensed, exhaling as if he’d been punched in the gut, grabbing at Beau’s sleeve. It was approximately .29 seconds after the fact Beau realized what he’d done. He instantly wanted to collapse in on himself and disappear.
Only Garnet didn’t pull away. His other hand pressed to the side of Beau’s neck, sliding beneath the collar of his racer jacket and further to thread fingertips into his hair. The hand on his sleeve fisted the material, his turn to pull Beau closer. It caused Beau’s processes to kick into overdrive, trying to keep up with all the sensations and define what was happening.
He blinked rapidly when Garnet leaned back, hands staying in place. Beau’s HUD made him aware of the way Garnet’s pupils were dilated, mouth slightly open from his increased rate of breath.
“I like it,” Beau said without thinking, drawing Garnet’s gaze up from his mouth. “I like the plant stand. Please don’t get rid of it.” The hand in his hair loosened as Garnet leaned back, the sensors in Beau’s fingertips documenting the topography of scars, muscle, and bone as his hand slid around the side of his neck and down to Garnet’s chest when he returned to his full height.
Weight was missing from his free hand and he looked down.
“Oh no!” he stepped back, panic surging. The paper bag he’d been carrying was now on the floor, crinkled and abandoned. He quickly reached down to get it, carefully opening the crumpled top, hoping he hadn’t ruined the treats. “Are they okay? I didn’t mean to drop them. I didn’t ruin them, did I?”
“Wh-what?” Garnet blinked as if dazed before catching up to speed. He tilted closer, peering down into the bag when it was offered.
“Are they broken?” Beau scrambled for what he would do if they were. He could call for a delivery order. But what if they didn’t travel this far? Maybe he could take the tram back. But what if they were closed already?
“You got Pączki?” Garnet looked up at him, eyes wide.
“Did I ruin them? I didn’t mean to drop them.” It was a swirl of emotion that pulled heat into his chest, wanting to laugh and cry at the same time. He wasn’t sure which was appropriate and chose to keep both at bay.
“They’re fine. They’re okay.” Garnet chuckled softly, patting his back, “Jeez-o, they’re not like eggs. They’re probably rougher than that at the store.” Beau nodded, passing the bag to him in fear he may end up crushing them. “You, uh, you got these for me?”
“Valetta said you liked them.” As Garnet took the bag Beau noticed the redness starting in his face.
The realization of what they’d done came crashing down.
Beau couldn’t look at him, instead, he crossed the room to the shelving. The top shelf was almost at eye level, pulling his potted plant off the shelf surprised to find one or two of the tiny forget-me-not blooms.
“You shouldn’t be spending money buying me food,” Garnet chuckled nervously.
“And you shouldn’t be spending money buying me furniture,” Beau said without thinking, turning to assess the damage when there wasn’t a response. Garnet laughed, soft and airy, idly rubbing his mouth as he looked down at the bag.
“Fair enough,” he quietly said. And paused, “So, what do you wanna do tonight? It’s supposed to rain later, but we could still go out if you wanted.”
“Can I help you finish putting this together?” Beau cradled the pot to his stomach, schooling how tightly he held it to not crack the ceramic.
“C’mon,” Garnet snickered, turning to place the Pączki on the counter of the bar. “You don’t have to pretend. Alright? Serious talk, do you actually like it?”
“I told you I did!”
“Yeah, but are you just saying that to be nice?”
“I’m saying it because I like it. I’ve never had… things like this before. Things that don’t fit into a bag.” Things that make a home. His vocals couldn’t manage that, having to mute them at the strange whine they made instead. To distract himself, he looked down at the pot, only finding the sight of the flowers and new growth nearly made him cry.
“Okay,” Garnet whispered, close enough now to touch Beau’s shoulder, neck, the side of his face. “Hey, it’s yours. You can do whatever you like with it, I just don’t want you to feel like you have to keep it.”
“I want to keep it,” Beau said defiantly. “Are you not listening or do I need to kiss you again?” It caught Garnet by surprise, bursting with a chuckle.
“I mean, I’m not against it,” he grinned shyly, glancing away. “We’re gonna have to decide on one of those things because I don’t think that’s something I can multitask.” It made Beau smile as well.
“Let’s start with putting this together.” Beau decided to place the pot on the coffee table.
“Start,” Garnet echoed with a laugh. “Okay, you got jokes. But I gotta warn you, the instructions don’t make any sense."
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gleamingtrickster · 1 year
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I just wanna make a character that's goofy. Is that too much to ask?! No, because my dumb fucking Brain can't choose what the hell to do. So NOW I have like 20 fucking Google docs filled with lots of fun ideas and no thoughts of what goes where and which ones get pushed away.
It's just... I wanna make a character based off all my favorite characters and by now, I think they're going to need a personality disorder for this shit. How the fuck could you based a character off these shits?? Like fucking Deadpool and Argyle. Eddie Munson, Richie Tozier and Gamzee. Bad example. Argyle is the only one that's actually different from the rest. Hell, even Stiles Stilinski and that kid Eli.
Or like a duo. Two boys, in love, that no one really knows what the hell their relationship is, but them. They're just in love. Both are idiots, but it's Argyle and Jonathan or Argyle and Eddie.
This has gone on for years. It's an obsession that I can't put into real thought.
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firekitty1213 · 1 year
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This is what happens when I get put on podium half asleep on three energy drinks, sorry to the person who took over after I left
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adarkenedforest · 2 years
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You know.
Ace and deuce have a special place in my heart....
But just
Whenever I see anything to do with Ace I just want to yell "Ace N O"
Cause that man is just... not intelligent.
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sodamnbored · 16 days
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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.
Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?
Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.
Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.
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arturleclerc · 1 year
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never forget me – yuki
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nightgoodomens · 6 months
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Here is your daily dopamine boost:
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lotus-pear · 3 months
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what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic
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backburnerdio · 1 year
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Don't mind me, just playing with Blade Runner AU ideas. Decided to finish this piece and give it a companion just to make it worse.
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If you ask me,
this:
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(gif by @mimisempai)
is the show version of
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("Good Omens", pg. 274, by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, 1990)
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