#dumb Star Trek

[pencilscratchins]

can’t shake the idea of amanda making the kids spend a harvest season on uncle trip’s and aunt t’pol’s pear farm in washington. this is basically a “the simple life” au where sybok forms a cult of personality, michael frees all the frogs from a local high school, and spock gets a crush. classic boy meets world stuff. (twitter) [ID in ALT]

#star trek #sybok #michael burnham #spock #s’chn t’gai sybok #s'chn t'gai spock #trip tucker #tpol #star trek tos #the original series #star trek enterprise #tos #star trek discovery #art #my art #tripol #this is so dumb i’m obsessed with it #I could talk about this for HOURS #i have so many stupid ideas for this

[spirkbitch]

examples

#sorry this is dumb #i’m still gonna post it tho #it was real funny in my head #star trek #star trek tos #tos #james t kirk

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75

Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????

#TO BE FAIR it's been 3 years since my last rewatch #actually my longest time without a tos watch lmao #and I was going to play episodes I watched less times but I gave in to the weakness and started with Journey to Babel #star trek #star trek fanart #tos #strange new dumb comics #star trek incorrect quotes #jim kirk #spock #mccoy #spirk #captain kirk #leonard mccoy #bones #star trek the original series

[operation-annihilate]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life I don’t know what else to say but happy pride month use these as icons for you and your t’hy’la

Ps this is my 1k celebration post so take that as you will

#I’m literally crying this is so dumb #this has probably been done before #captain kirk #happy pride 🌈 #star trek tos #spirkart #mr spock #spirk #star trek fanart #james t kirk #the muppets #kermit x miss piggy #kermit the frog #miss piggy

[dilf-odo]

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

#this is stupid #please get the joke #my dumb jokes #star trek #deep space nine #ds9 #miles o'brien #o'brien #this is an actual picture in my wallet #i got it from the daily star trek calender

[nullphysics]

#meme #dumb shit idk I’m funny to myself #Spock #Kirk #bones mccoy #fanart #my old art #Star Trek #Star Trek tos

[starlightseraph]

“he’s my babygirl” *i point to the strangest little guy you’ve ever seen*

#gregory house #james wilson #RODYA RASKOLNIKOV #ultimate cutie pie #the ghost of dostoevsky himself told me so #the doctor #all of them #the master #all of them too #bertie wooster #you dumb little idiot you #every man in star trek #henry winter #well the entire classics group really #sherlock holmes #house md #hugh laurie #crime and punishment #doctor who #david tennant #star trek #jeeves and wooster #the secret history #bbc sherlock #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[hillerska-official]

I'm fully obsessed with how willing some people are to take things at face value. I did some reading to find out the best star trek TOS novels and on so many of them (interestingly enough it's usually for the ones written by women, but I digress), people leave bad reviews specifically with the same complaint, time and again. "Spock is too emotional in this. Spock is purely logical you can't write him with emotions like this." And every time i read that complaint i am fully fucking flummoxed, because of COURSE Spock is emotional, what the hell are these people talking about. Spock is shown over and over again in the show to be a deeply emotional person. This is something he vehemently denies, granted, but it is obviously intended to be clear to the viewer that he is LYING when he denies having emotions. Jim and Bones have very specific Looks reserved for when he tells this lie.

There is a very specific reason Spock tells that particular lie, of course. A pretty emotion-based one at that. Spock has a very complicated relationship with his parents and with his human versus his Vulcan culture. Growing up on Vulcan of course Spock wanted to be less human, and be more like his peers. But the fact is that even Vulcans are not naturally emotionless/logical, and they actually have very specific historical reasons for so deeply valuing logic over emotion. So it is absolutely baffling to me to see people just take what Spock tells us about himself entirely as truth. Spock is a bitch and a liar (affectionate) and he is so deeply human in so many ways. That's why people enjoy his character in the first place, imo.

#i mentioned this to my dad #and i love my dad i mean no shade to him but the man is not an analytical person by any definition #he watches tv and its in one ear and out the other. the man is the antithesis of fandom #but anyways even that guy was like 'yeah obviously spock is emotional' #like if your take is so superficially face value that my father recognizes it as dumb? #what show did u even watch #ANYWAYS #i will be over here reading the price of the phoenix and thinking about when spock allows himself to put his guard down #not yr #star trek #star trek tos #spock #prince queuehelm

[startrek-by-secret]

Absolutely love how when Keiko told Miles that she is not Keiko but rather has stolen her body and will kill her if he doesn't listen to her, his very first thought (AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS EXPERIENCED ON THE DS9) was "oooh, kinky role-play?" rather than that it might be the truth

#he's dumb and I live him #star trek #ds9 #star trek ds9 #star trek fandom #deep space 9 #keiko o'brien #keiko #miles o'brien #ds9 o'brien

[captainofthestrangestship]

I still think one of the funnier aspects of the spones dynamic is that McCoy is the sometimes the only person Spock will actually acknowledge that he has emotions with BUT it's only to make McCoy feel bad.

#star trek #TOS #leonard mccoy #spock #spones #why are these adult men so bad at talking to each other #spock: i dont have emotions #McCoy: how dare you not have emotions #spock: actually im half human and its very rude that you think i dont have emotions #this post is dumb

[lunarhorrors]

i never completely lose interest in anything. if i have become fixated on something at one point in time, there will always be the possibility of me becoming obsessed with it again. all it takes is something to trigger my memory and BAM that thing i loved in 6th grade is the only thing i can think about.

all of my interests float around in my head and compete to be in the forefront of my mind. right now i’m thinking about puppet history, spirk, avatar the last airbender, and the country of new zealand. i am a force to be reckoned with.

#i never stop liking anything #unless it’s like super problematic or i realize it was dumb or whatever #but my hpfxes mostly stay. they just stay dormant for a little while #adhd #neurodivergent #hyperfixations #puppet history #star trek #spirk #avatar the last airbender #atla #watcher entertainment #jim kirk #spock #… new zealand 😭 #new zealand #LMFAO #funny #gemini #gemini mercury

[brookbee]

I keep thinking about Jim showing Spock pride and prejudice (2005) and Spock is just like ok. sure I’ll indulge you wanting to watch this overly emotional human film. but then it gets to the hand scene and suddenly Spock is very invested in the plot

#this is dumb idk lmao it’s been on my mind for days #Darcy is kinda Spock coded and I think Spock would appreciate that #star trek tos #spirk #trekposting #k/s

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #77

Re stumbled on this classic and immediately knew what do to with it

#star trek #ds9 #solok #gul dukat #michael eddington #deep space nine #star trek fanart #strange new dumb comics #star trek incorrect quote #benjamin sisko #yeah and I rewatched Waltz recently so I'm still in my disko shit lmao

[spirk-trek]

"The man on top walks a lonely street. The chain of command is often a noose."

#i really missed doing dumb edits for no reason :) #star trek #captain kirk #jim kirk #william shatner #star trek the original series #my edit #idk what this is but i kinda liked it #so whatever lol #i just used an app and photoshop #blue #yellow #glitch #spirk #the bridge #s3e29 #i also just love this quote #star trek tos

[trek-tracks]

Three tickets, please

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #toy story #spock #bones mccoy #captain kirk #mccoy story #woody #buzz lightyear #bo peep #this dumb thing i made brings me joy #this brought to you by me passing a store called The Koi Store #and thinking it said Koi Story

[glue-enjoyer]

I know that the fandom treats Arena like a joke (rightfully so) but I think it’s an untapped market for spirk shippers. Nobody talks about Spock practically drooling over kirks “impeccable logic” ON THE BRODGE while he builds that stupid fucking canon.

“City on the edge of forever” this and that but Like Guys ignore the rubber lizard guy and let’s focus on the fact that Spock just casually murmurs “good good” in front of all of his coworkers??? and none of them question is???? somebody needs to write a fic I stg

#star trek #tos spirk #spirk #k/s #star trek original series #city on the edge of forever #justice for Arena #also like cmon guys #I know gorns are dumb but they’re my baby girls actually