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This is Why “Prince” Harry is the PRINCE OF CENSORSHIP

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Key Points

Dr.SHIVA Ayyadurai, MIT PhD – Inventor of Email, Systems Scientist, engineer, educator – continues an analysis on how the British Crown wants to take back their colonies in the United States using “Prince” Harry for censorship.

The British Crown never wanted to let Americans have the First Amendment.

The British Royalty seek to rebuild their Empire and re-subjugate their former colonies.

“Prince” Harry is the Crown’s agent in America colluding with American Elites.

British Royal Family works with members of censorship cabal uncovered by Dr. Shiva’s Twitter lawsuit.

British Crown funds Atlantic Council which is part of the American censorship infrastructure.

SUMMARY KEYWORDS

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Hello, everyone, this is Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai. Today we’re going to be talking about, in a continuation of my analysis, of really exploring how the British Crown really is on a NEO-Colonialist rampage to try to essentially take back the, quote unquote, what they consider their Colonies still the United States. And you’re going to see this analysis in a deep way.

Part of what I shared yesterday was to talk about how divide and rule has been one of the foremost strategies of The British Crown for many, many, many centuries. Losing America, which is what happened in 1776, was a profound disappointment to The British Crown. Since 1776, The British Crown has been working extremely hard, in many, many ways, in many ways to try to bring America back into this fold. And if you find this sort of hard to believe, you just need to look back at history.

And we’ll be discussing this over many, many different sessions over the next few days and weeks. And just to give you a point, you can think about after 1776, who was it that actually occupied the Capitol and burned down the White House, it was the British, who was it really, insight of the Civil War, it was the British, who is that got us, who was the one who really, you know, sparked, and got involved in creating World War One, because they were so afraid of the rise of Germany, that was also Britain.

And you can go to World War Two, and today, and we’ll be discussing this. But today, what I want to talk about is a profound event that’s taking place that many of us may just be thinking it’s just sort of tabloid, which is why is, quote unquote, Prince Harry in the United States. And what is he up to? Why do we see so much of him? Why is he in the headlines? And what I’m going to share with you today? He’s really becoming the Dukey. I think John called it, John, did you call it Dukey? Okay, okay.

Harry Thinks The First Amendment is Bonkers

It’s really the Duke of Censorship. And you’re going to see that he’s been appointed as one of the commissioners of disinformation by the liberal elite, Aspen Institute. And quite interesting, right. He’s been appointed one of the commissioners to oversee Censorship in the United States and for that matter on, in the world, and the Aspen Institute, in collaboration with his Foundation, just released a report, the Dukey.

So the Duke of Censorship that I want to call him has put out a report, basically showing why we must stop these repeat spreaders. And they’re branding him in an Orwellian way, as one of the people who’s going to be involved in stopping misinformation. So where does this go to, go look back, and you can type this in on Google. Go look back and type in “First Amendment bonkers”, quote, unquote, “Prince Harry”, and you will see about less than three or four months ago, this fool said that “the First Amendment is bonkers.” Okay, so here’s a guy who really has no credentials in any of this.

Domestic Censorship Infrastructure

And overnight, he is going to dictate, he’s going to guide, he’s going to be part of this Elite, which is going to essentially continue the decimation of The First Amendment. Today, we’re also going to talk about our lawsuit, which was the first to expose the Domestic Censorship Infrastructure that has been set up in the United States, brought to you by The British Crown, and are going to understand that because it was The Atlantic Council, out of Britain, which sponsored The Long Fuse Report.

It was a Twitter Partnership Support Portal, which was originally created in Britain, by Twitter, and then it was distributed everywhere else. So, Britain hates The First Amendment. And I don’t mean the British people, the British people are victims of this. I don’t mean British businesses. I’m talking about the British Crown. And again, to repeat, as I shared yesterday, when you look at the arc of human history, the first time, everyday people were afforded something like The First Amendment, and The Second Amendment was the formation of America.

The American Experiment

The American Experiment was absolutely profound in the history of humankind. And it’s not anything about being jingoistic about America. It’s not about being a nationalist. It is just a fact that those who created America, those who fought for it, were fighting for this one incredible principle called the Right to Free Speech, that in fact, the highest form of protected speech was your ability to say anything against political officials, and as many of you know, in our experience here in in Massachusetts. By the way, Massachusetts, if you go to Harvard University, when you walk into Harvard Yard, you’re actually walking back into medieval England.

Okay, so, we’re gonna discuss how The Atlantic Council funded The Long Fuse Report, which says we must clamp down on the super spreaders or repeat spreaders of disinformation where I was named one of six people. And this is the same group that Prince Harry is now leading and in charge of it.

I’m going to share with you all the photographs today, you’re going to see how incestuous This is and how dangerous this is, and why you know that the American Revolution was quite extraordinary. We may need another New American Revolution, because right now the British Crown is on a rampage to destroy and completely decimate The First Amendment, which they’ve already done through the creation of this Domestic Censorship Infrastructure.

Historic Lawsuit

In September of 2020, many of you know I was running for United States Senate. In the General Election, I exposed the malfeasance of the Elect State Election Director, Massachusetts who had deleted Ballot Images, which is illegal by United States law. I tweeted my email interactions with her on Social Media, as a US Senate Candidate. And it was the Massachusetts government, which was shown in Federal Court that had contacted Twitter to have me thrown off through what was called a Twitter Partnership Support Portal of VIP access. And as we unravel this, we found out that that framework was created originally in England.

Then, there’s documents that we expose, which we were the first to discover by the British, by the General Counsel of Twitter, and it was a portal that was created. So government officials in London could silence British Citizens. And then it was exported to India for use, then it was tested in Taiwan, Australia, all Commonwealth countries. And then it was brought to the United States, right around the time after Brexit.

Defending Democracy Project

And we’re going to discuss more about that. But that was December 2018. So what occurred in 2018 that our lawsuit uncovered, was that the General Counsels of Twitter, in fact, one of the women who originated the Partnership Support Portal in London, and they organized a team at the Belfer Institute in Harvard, and that Belfer Institute in Harvard, was organized a project called the Defending Democracy Project. And the Defending Democracy Project created what are known as Playbooks which our lawsuit brought out in Federal Court.

Playbooks

And let me share with you those Playbooks, those Playbooks in black and white stated that “it is important to silence us citizens if they spread, quote unquote, misinformation, and disinformation about US Elections.” So that’s what that lawsuit showed. That’s what these Playbooks, again, these Playbooks were created at Harvard. Again, if you look back at the origin of Harvard, it was started a long time even before the founding of America.

It is essentially a Harvard is fundamentally a training ground for those individuals, particularly places like Kennedy School of Government to train the Elites of the United States. And this Playbook, as everyone sees here is one of the documents that we discovered. You notice what it says The Election Influence Operations Guide, understanding Election misinformation, disinformation, okay.

Influence Operator

Election Influence Operations Guide, and you can go see the other videos. So what we presented at that time to the Judge in Federal Court was… We shared with the Judge the fact that in this Playbook, what we had discovered quite to everyone’s shock was that the Playbook. This is Playbook One, defines people called Influence Operators.

And for state and local officials understanding Election misinformation, disinformation. Belfer Center, this Orwellian term Defending Democracy Project. And guess who was the authors of this Playbook? I just want you to look at this Eric Rosenbach right here. He was the Former Chief of Staff at the Pentagon. Okay, and you see a number of people’s names that you’re gonna see again, that’ll show up you see, Amy Cohen, who’s the Executive Director of this organization called the National Association of State Election Directors.

Who Defines Misinformation & Disinformation?

Over down here, you see Twitter Legal was a co-author of this Playbook. And this is called the Defending Democracy Project. No one hired these people to defend Democracy. And the other people in this Playbook are Robbie Mook. Okay. He was Clinton’s Former Campaign Manager, both Republicans and Democrats are involved here, from The Establishment. But this, this document, which we presented in court, literally goes through, and it says, understanding Election misinformation, they define what is misinformation, disinformation, they define the misinformation plan, and they talk about scenarios.

And in this document, it says, our hope is this Playbook can be a resource to help you counter these evolving threats in your work protecting our Democracy. This is for state officials who’s, and by the way, remember, I was exposing a state official, because she violated Federal Law. And what we were sharing with the judge is, when we discovered these Playbooks were saying this Playbook was used against a US Senate candidate, remember the highest protection of The First Amendment is to protect Free Speech against your government.

And that’s exactly what I was exercising, but this Playbook was exercised on our campaign. And here they define what an IO is an Influence Operator, so they have very specific definitions. It’s literally a manual. Okay, What is disinformation? What is misinformation? They talk about content that’s highly emotive, you know, you’re not supposed to have emotions, right.

And it’s talking about Social Media – has made it easy for bad actors, okay. And, and they talk about why misinformation matters. But look what they’re talking about right here. This is one of the most explosive things here. They are defining. What is misinformation, “while misinformation is very common, misinformation, most likely you’re going to attract to Elections are the people who run Elections are corrupt.” Let me focus in on that. People who run Elections are corrupt. Okay, so that’s in this Playbook.

So, what was I doing in September 24-25th, I was calling out the State Election Director, that she was corrupt, essentially, because she had deleted Ballot Images. Right, then this Playbook was executed on me, a US Senate Candidate, a US citizen, and went into force, as I’ve talked about in an earlier talk, earlier discussions. And as a result of that, I was targeted, okay, and any person in the United States could be targeted anyway.

So that’s what this first chapter of the Playbook talks about – part one. It talks about how you report, it gives scenarios of how you report misinformation, disinformation, how you track, it gives examples of different, and it talks about the cycle of an Influence Operator. So on, so it’s basically a Handbook of trying to track American Citizens who may be quote, unquote, “spreading misinformation and disinformation.” Okay, so that’s the first part of the Playbook or part one.

And then it talks about what you should do, you should anticipate this is for government, anticipate and prepare, identify these people respond and resolve, learn and improve is really a, you know, a key word for keep tracking them. And we’ll come back to this. All right. So that was the first Playbook that we shared in Federal Court and Playbook two. When we shared this, the Judge was shocked that, in retrospect, he was actually shocked that I discovered it because this meant that remember, this Judge went to Harvard. We live in Massachusetts with a very close community.

And what I had exposed not only with this Playbook, but the second Playbook, let me bring up the second Playbook here, was too devastating to the Elites. And the second Playbook goes into gross detail about how we silence people. So, part, this is part two. Okay. Part two of the Playbook says the response plan. Part one was how you identify people like you or me if we say anything against Election Officials, okay. And part two goes into gross detail defining the four stages of countering Election Influence Operations.

Okay, these are those four stages, but critical in this thing is anticipate and prepare, tells the government how they should build a team of people to silence, silence American citizens. But when you go through this in particular, let me go to this page here. It says how do you define and by the way in this in this Playbook, it defines how Twitter has set up its own Partners Support Portal. Okay, as well as a Twitter, how government has a VIP access to them? Okay, let me go here.

The important point here is in this Playbook, how do you identify and assess? Well, they tell people, the government officials to watch for what keywords that were in my post, for example, if I call out someone doing Election Fraud, that would light me up. The other thing that they specifically do is talk about how you assess someone being an Influence Operator. So I want everyone to look at this.

This Playbook to those of you who are listening, who don’t have access to the documents, says that one of the ways, there are three criteria that you assess the severity of the threat of a US citizen to government. One is do they have a voice and established voice? Obviously, I had an established voice. This was on Twitter, credibility, obviously, Guy has multiple degrees from MIT, who’s a scientist as published has credibility and volume, close to 400,000 followers, and my tweets would get 20 to 30,000 re-tweets.

So I was targeted by these folks, because I was exposing the malfeasance of the US, in this case, Massachusetts government’s Election Official. Again, it’s here in black and white, I hope everyone’s understanding what I’m saying. The government in collusion with Big Tech has created a document on how you silence people. So we presented this in court, and the Judge appeared to be very excited about this case.

In fact, he said that our lawsuit would become a Law School exam. And then he proceeded to give me a Lawyer. At the end of that process, what we really found out was he wanted to torch my lawsuit, he wanted me to drop everything against these officials. He did not want me to expose, what we call the network that I discovered, of all these people’s involvement. He just wanted me to get back on Twitter. Me, “Homie, didn’t want to play that game.” Okay.

So, he sealed our lawsuit then he had, had me file that one complaint, which I did. And I said, You know what, I don’t want to go on Twitter. I’m out of here. Because I did not want to let The Establishment, just put me on Twitter and say everything is fine. 99% of the other world would probably, others would have taken it, thought that was a victory. But what I had discovered, as I’ll show you shortly, was something far more important, as you know, that I had also discovered, The Network of people who were involved.

The British Crown hates The First Amendment

And let me share that with you, with everyone. And this will come to Prince Harry, because he and the British Crown are the ones who are part of this Network. So in the course of our lawsuit, we found these two Playbooks, which are literally Handbooks for Government to work with Social Media companies to silence every American Citizen. And I repeat, the British Crown never wanted us to have The First Amendment. They still don’t.

This is why this fool and that’s what he is. And I think John, it was good. You called him Dukey. Okay. I think he is a Dukey. And you can look at what Dukey means. It’s a piece of shit, I believe, right, John? So this Dukey Harry, that’s what we should call him. Dukey Harry…comes to the United States. And he calls “The First Amendment bonkers” because guess what The British Crown hates The First Amendment. They hate it. They hate Freedom, Freedom for them, the Elites, the Upper Caste, but not Freedom for you or I. Alright, so Dukey, as you’ll see, goes to the Aspen Institute and gets himself appointed, so that he’s a basically a British agent, everyone.

The Atlantic Council

The British Crown has sent Dukey, Doocus here to infiltrate the American intelligentsia to lead them, guide them, but it’s more than that, as you’re going to find out. The British Crown and the British Elites are funding through an organization called The Atlantic Council. They are funding the Domestic Censorship Infrastructure.

So the Playbook, one Playbook done at Harvard, right, essentially, still, you know, they’re connected to Britain, The British Crown, you go you walk into Harvard Yard, you feel like you’re walking back into Britain. Okay. So that’s the Playbooks. These Playbooks one and two were created at Harvard. Okay. And one of the person who started that Twitter Support Portal came out of the General Counsel from Britain. Okay. All roads lead back to the British Crown. Okay, now, yes,

John: Before you move on. Kim is asking you a question. How do we get copies of these Playbooks?

Dr. Shiva: If you want to get copies of the Playbooks? So, we created a site let me show that to you. I’m going to go to our website. We bring this up, WinBackFreedom.com as you know, we are we are not here to sugarcoat stuff. We have lost The First Amendment. And Prince Harry is here to completely vaporize it. And they’re sugarcoating it, how they’re going to vaporize it.

Playbooks

So, Kim says, Where do we get the Playbooks, so if you, if everyone wants to go right now, and by the way, all of you know, John, you can probably play the Truth Freedom Health® video that we do, the Science that we do, the discoveries. All of this is supported by the contributions you guys made. I want to thank you so everyone should contribute to the movement for Truth Freedom Health® okay? So if we go here to let me share with you the screen here and I’m going to go to this… the where’s this, the… I think I gotta show here hold on.

All right here we go. Alright WinBackFreedom.com Alright, here we go alright so let me take you here if you go to WinBackFreedom.com Okay, so if you guys go here to WinBackFreedom.com, which will put you on this site, you’ll see we have the lawsuit. And below here are all the, the, the Playbooks are right here. Okay. Actually, here’s a Long Fuse Report, Exhibit A Exhibit B, the images are here and below this, you’ll find Playbook One, Playbook Two, etc. Okay, WinBackFreedom.com, that’s where it is. Alright, so let’s go back. Alright.

Long Fuse Report

So what we discovered was we discovered these Playbooks. The, and then, right before all of our documents were due, we also discovered another document called The Long Fuse Report done in June of this year out of Stanford, okay. The other Elite Institution, which wants to also they think they know better than everyone else. Okay. So let me bring that up. The Long Fuse Report, there are two of these documents. Bring up the right one here. Okay.

So, The Long Fuse Report, we bring this up, was written in the middle of our lawsuit. So we found Playbooks one and two in May of this year. And then in June, we found these Long Fuse Reports. Somebody bring those up. So The Long Fuse Report, which is right here. So here’s a Long Fuse Report. And this was written again, out of Stanford called Misinformation and 2020 Election, by again, by the way, they name these things, names that they think they are the owners of Election Integrity, they call it Election Integrity.

And if you look at the players of this, you’re going to shortly see these are the same players that Harry is now, you know, commandeering and leading. And we’ll come back to that. So the Table of Contents, one of the profound things of The Long Fuse Report, it basically lays out in black and white, that government should circumvent the First Amendment.

Let me repeat that The Long Fuse Report refers to the Playbooks implicitly, and it says that it is important that we certainly figure out a way to circumvent The First Amendment. And I’ll show you that if you don’t believe this. It’s quite startling. It’s frankly, quite amazing that the elites are essentially putting out in black and white.

And by the way, these are the people that are part and you’ll see this name, for example, Kate Starbird over here. Okay, we’ll see her name show up. We’ll see a number of these people’s names show up who are part of the Stanford Internet Observatory, for example, you see this guy Alex Stamos, who’s also everything right, John?

Okay. That is just suddenly stuff. Yeah, it was working earlier. Okay. So we will see that the same people who did The Long Fuse Report are also involved in the creation of the Playbook or here. Now, what’s interesting is you’ll see this was funded and I want everyone to write this down by the Atlantic Council. Okay.

The Atlantic Atlantic Council, the Atlantic Council, you’re going to find is a UK organization, a British organization and Elite British organization. So why is a Long Fuse Report being funded by the British establishment why? And this document lays out in black and white that we got to stop these Election misinformation people, like me.

And it reports on six, what they call high level people that were being surveillance since June of 2020. I being one of them, Donald Trump, James O’Keefe, Gateway, pundit, Breitbart and some other organization will bring those up. Okay. Black and white, but it’s funded by The Atlantic Council. Okay.

The Long Fuse Report lays out in black and white. It’s a retrospective review since June of 2020. When I was being surveillanced when I’m running for federal office, exposing the jobs exposing Election Fraud, all of that. Okay.

So, again, let’s go through this again, what you see here is, you cannot forget where the money comes from The Atlantic Council. That’s the most important group here. Okay. That’s where the money comes from – a full list of Atlantic Council donors are right here. And we looked at all these, but most importantly, The Long Fuse Report. Let me go back here. It lays out in black and white, in Section 1.1. Right here, look what it says here.

Remember, it is illegal for the government to, you know, violate the First Amendment. So this document here talks about how we need to circumvent it. Let me read you what it says. It says right here. It goes. Basically, they’re talking about the fact that Elections in the United States are so decentralized, isn’t that horrible, that we can’t centrally control them, centrally monitor them.

Cybersecurity Infrastructure Agency CISA

So we need to figure out a way to centralize this. And we need to figure out a way to circumvent the The First Amendment and this is what it says. It says, the initial idea for the partnership, which is what they’re talking about the Stanford Internet Observatory, apparently came from students to complete a volunteer internship, the Cybersecurity Infrastructure Agency CISA, and CISA is run by this guy called Chris Krebs.

And what’s unfortunate. Trump is the one who signed the creation of CISA. Okay. So I brought this up, okay. Trump also extended the Patriot Act, but CISA was created during the Trump administration, CISA, out of Homeland Security. And what this says is, right here, it says, responsibility for Election Information is divided across government offices. CISA has authority to coordinate on Cybersecurity related issues. Let me blow this up a little bit. Okay.

On Cybersecurity related issues. Cybersecurity related issues, to the election. The FBI investigates cyber incidents and enforces Election laws and intelligence agencies to monitor for foreign interference. Yet, no government agency in the United States has the explicit. It’s right in there. Yet, no government agency, yet no government agency in the United States has the explicit mandate to monitor and correct Election misinformation and disinformation. Correct.

This is especially true for Election disinformation that originates from within the United States. So what this is saying is obviously the United States government has no right to interfere with what US citizens have to say right. And it says this is especially true for Election disinformation that originates from within the United States, which would likely be excluded, excluded from law enforcement action under The First Amendment, and not appropriate for study by intelligence agencies restricted from operating inside the United States.

As a result during the 2020 Election, local and state officials who had strong partner who had a strong partner on Election System and overall Cybersecurity efforts were without a clearinghouse for assessing misinformation targeting their voting operations. So that’s a clear thing. What this quote unquote research nerds are pointing out is that you know what, there’s all these people out there attacking frankly, attacking Election corrupt, Election Officials and their branding that as misinformation.

And isn’t it horrible that the government can’t snuff out people like Dr.Shiva and others? There is no central clearinghouse. That’s what they’re talking about as the introduction to The Long Fuse Report, and then The Long Fuse Report goes and pat themselves on the back and others how great it was that they had the Playbooks, okay, that these Playbooks were beautifully done because they were able to snuff out repeat spreaders.

I’m going to show you that. Okay, so everyone get what I’m saying. So it was our movement, the movement for Truth Freedom Health® in our lawsuit that figured out the entire Censorship Infrastructure, these Playbooks which we exposed, it got too hot for the Judge to handle, he thought he was going to buy Homie out “me” by just putting me back on Twitter, my lawsuit had not just one claim for me to go back on Twitter, but six claims to go after all of these guys to ask for criminal and civil action against them.

And I wanted to expose the Domestic Censorship Infrastructure. And that was manifest in the big, in the very important diagram that I also presented in court, and I’m going to bring that up. This diagram, as many of you know, we download it here. I’m going to bring it up here. In a separate document here.

I’m going to bring up the The Censorship Infrastructure document that we exposed, okay. This is one of the most profound documents that came out of our lawsuit. And this scared the shit out of The Establishment, including the lawyers, the judges, everyone. Because it basically was exposing all of the parties involved and a lot of their friends.

And this took a lot of time to put together. But it’s, it looks like a mob diagram, if you can see this. It says how it works, how Election Officials and Government Actors coordinate with platforms to Silence Speech. So let me repeat again, our lawsuit has discovered the Censorship Infrastructure that was created to silence you and me and everyone else. And this Censorship Infrastructure, as I’m going to walk through with you, is funded and supported the research of it from the British Crown, as well as United States elites, all of whom now Prince Harry is working closely with there is a reason that this doofus Ducasse is here.

The British never wanted, I’ll repeat, they hated the fact that you and I, the peasants got The First Amendment. The British Crown doesn’t like The First Amendment, there is no First Amendment protection for British people still. So let me go to this diagram. And I want everyone to look at this diagram carefully. Okay. And this diagram is a diagram that it should horror everyone who’s listening.

Okay, it should get everyone really upset, and I think some of you have already seen this, let me go back to this. So what does this diagram show? When I exposed the Ballot Images were deleted, I was exposing this woman Michelle Tassanari who presented herself just as a State Election Director of Massachusetts, by the way, we have a diagram here.

And in this diagram, the top person here is the State Election Director in Massachusetts. What I didn’t know at the time when I exposed her was she’s not just the State Election Director, Massachusetts, but she’s the one who wrote, was the author of the Playbooks along with this woman, Amy Cohen. Un-elected by the way, no one elected these two people.

Amy Cohen, as we zoom in on her, is also over here, one of the founders, which is a really big scumbag, this guy David Becker, who founded the Center for Election Innovation Research right here. Well, who funds the Center for Election Innovation Research? They received $50 million in funding from Zuckerbergs. Okay, right here. The Zuckerbergs funded the the the Center for Election Innovation Research. Okay, by the way, then you can see this online, if you want to see it.

So the Zuckerberg’s here funded the Center for Election Innovation Research. So Tassinari calls Amy Cohen. Amy Cohen is part of this organization which wants to centralize vote tabulation. But guess what, Tassinari is always, also sitting over here on CISA, which is the Cybersecurity Infrastructure Security Agency.

She’s actually on the Executive Committee with the National Association’s Secretaries of State, Former President CISA, Associate Director, etc. And what you see over here, she’s also sitting here with the MIT Elections Lab. More importantly, what you’ll see here is, all of these people, at this layer here, are involved with the Harvard Belfer Center, which created those Playbooks.

And over here, The Atlantic Council funded The Long Fuse Report. All our Stanford again Tassanari is over here. Kate Starbird, Chris Krebs, and all of these people over here, bottom line, this entire set of un-elected officials created the Playbooks. As I just walked you through, all of these documents, they are the manual for Censoring every United States Citizen. Let me repeat that again.

What I’m sharing with you is a set of unelected officials got together to create the blueprints, the Playbooks being one of them, The Long Fuse Report, and they gloat about it. How people like me should be censored, how we are super spreaders or repeat spreaders.

But what you see in this diagram here, everyone, ladies and gentlemen is these people here are – no one elected these people. John, did you elect them? No one elected them. Okay. But these un-elected officials, Chris Krebs, Kate Starbird, you’ll see, all of these people were the thought leaders and putting together these Playbooks.

And these Playbooks map out the creation of what is called The Election Infrastructure, ISAC (Information Sharing and Analysis Center). And this allows state officials right here to contact ISAC, which is a non-profit, to silence people. So, that’s how they subverted The First Amendment.

These people created the blueprints to create ISAC. So if you’re out here tweeting away stuff, that you’re critiquing Election Officials for Election Fraud, all right, those people right here, state Election Officials, contact ISAC, which is run by a non-profit Center for Internet security. Well, lo and behold, who funds that? Democracy Fund.

A billionaire by the name of Pierre Omidyar? And him and Craig Newmark, for example, have funded this infrastructure. Craig Newmark has also funded The Atlantic Council. They all work together. So here are your billionaires Quadrivium, which is the Murdoch’s, James and Catherine Murdoch. And remember these names when I talk about Prince Harry. Here is Zuckerberg.

Here’s Craig Newmark Philanthropies, and all of these people have funded this Domestic Censorship Infrastructures thought leadership to create ISAC. All right, and the net of it is this. Okay, so I’ve shared with you the Playbooks. I’ve shared with you The Long Fuse Report, and I’ve shared with you this infrastructure. Now, what happened in our lawsuit was that it got too hot for the judge and the lawyers and everyone to handle.

Because I was not just wanting to go back on Twitter, I wanted to completely expose all of these guys and make them accountable. Those were my six, seven claims. They wanted me to just go back on Twitter, I refuse to do that. The Judge said he was going to impose sanctions on me. It was a four hour session where I was literally crucified by all of these people, because I did not want to back down. And what they did was they sealed the lawsuit.

They sealed those diagrams. And the judge forced me to just file an amended complaint just with one, one claim, which I did. And then I said, You know what, eff off, I don’t want your I don’t want to go back on Twitter. But what we showed is that our movement, the movement for Truth Freedom Health, which I want all of you to become part of we expose the fact that the government of the United States is in collusion with Big Tech where government ends and where Big Tech begins, nobody knows.

Harry & The Aspen Institute

But more importantly, we’re talking about today. This is now even newer news. And that is that the British government is behind all of this and the elites who want to still be part of The British Crown. So why do I say that? Okay, so what came out as I started this discussion today, I’ve been watching why Prince Harry’s here. He’s been working with an organization called the Aspen Institute. Well, just a few days ago, the Aspen Institute released a report.

And look at what it’s called. It’s gonna blow your mind. Okay. It’s called a bring this up. Can everyone see John? It’s called The Final Report. Okay. It’s almost like the final solution. The Final Report. The final solution to destroy vaporize The First Amendment. Commission on Information Disorder. So think about that.

A bunch of people who you and I never elected, are putting out these reports saying how we need to control misinformation and disinformation. In fact, in this report, now it’s going to connect to all of you, let me go right here, is that in this report, they are giving recommendations. Information Disorder is a crisis that exacerbates all other crises. Information Disorder, John, does that sound like the First Amendment?

It’s called the marketplace of ideas. Remember, they always use these Orwellian terms information disorder, that means the First Amendment. Remember, The British Crown doesn’t like The First Amendment. All right. So this report comes out of the Aspen Institute. They have promoted Harry to become one of the Commissioners of this report. And they call it the Aspen Digital Team.

And I’m going to go into gross detail in this. We are in a crisis of trust and truth, okay, their truth, okay. Because their truth is being, their false truths is being exposed. And this report goes into detail of their recommendations. Okay. And but I want to show you, I think it comes up here. Is it here? Yeah. Let me go to the pictures here.

Yeah, here we go. Okay. So what you’ll notice here, who were the authors of these, this report? Well, lo and behold, look, who you see here. The Chairman of this is Chris Krebs. Okay, who’s the guy who was the head of CISA. So they’re all hanging out partying together. And there’s Chris Krebs. Okay, a complete scumbag. And guess who’s right next to him. John, who do we see right next to him? Okay, let me see it here. Okay. These are called the Commissioners, the Czar’s.

These are the Czars. Now, of The First Amendment, okay. They called Commissioners. Okay, Commissioners of Information Disorder. And there is Prince Harry right there. You see that, John? Yep. Let’s go in a little more. Okay, there’s Prince Harry. This is Catherine Murdock, who’s in our diagram. There’s Chris Krebs. Here’s Kate Starbird. There’s Alex Stamos, and the Motley Crew of all these other people.

So overnight, they have this in their follow up report in November of 2020. So they had the Playbooks which were published in September of 2020. Right, in May of 2021. We expose them of this year in June of 2021, they put out The Long Fuse Report. Now Harry is in full swing, saying that he wants to control Fake News in the United States. Is everyone getting this? Does everyone understand what the eff is going on in the United States?

Harry the British Agent

The goal is to completely, well, The First Amendment is gone. That’s what our lawsuit showed. But the goal is to make you think that it’s so Princely, and it’s so good that this is good for us. That’s why they have this British Agent, quote unquote, Prince Harry, who we’ve called the Dukey of Censorship now, okay. And this is why the article that came out in the Daily Mail who likes to expose Prince Harry which is good, okay, this is what’s fascinating.

So if you go to this article, is it showing up there John? Okay. So if you go to this article here, what do we see here? This is in more it says Prince Harry issues “Fake News” Action Plan, which means how to con, combat action plan, again, an unelected official no one elected this guy. The Duke of Sussex we call him the Dukey of Censorship, releases a report from a Left-Wing US Think Tank designed to tackle, quote unquote, “avalanche of misinformation.” Duke of Sussex is Commissioner of Disinformation with the Aspen Institute. Okay, 37-year-old Royal revealed 15 specific recommendations for leaders.

Report calls for increasing Social Media transparency remember this is Orwellian. Whatever they say is the opposite. Okay, this means Social Media basically has complete control, alright, and if you go through this, the important thing to point here is… here’s his calling card now okay. And look what, he who, look who he is hanging out with Catherine and I forget his name Murdoch. Okay.

Let me bring us and these two people are the ones that our lawsuit exposed, let me go back to this… without equivocation, right, our lawsuit exposed. Here we go. If we zoom in right here, they’re the ones right here. Quadrivium, which funded and if you follow this all the way through over here, they funded right over here. Democracy Works, which is the organization that is a parent organization of the National Association of State Election Directors, right here.

So these people are not just people hanging out. They’re highly political animals. Okay. James and Catherine Murdoch. By the way, the Murdochs are the ones who own Fox News. All right. So the Murdoch’s, as our lawsuit exposes, are the ones who funded Democracy Work, which owns NASED, which is where all the State Election Directors hang out. And if you say anything against them, like they’re fraudulent, you will be knocked off Twitter, like I was, and I was also running for US Senate.

Okay, so going back to this, what we see here, John, is everyone tracking this? Okay. Yes, and by the way, let me mention YouTube, which almost knocked me off recently, because I did an open forum talking about the Arizona audit. And they forced us to take down an open forum video. Okay. And let me remind YouTube and all these people, I’m still running for United States Senate in 2024.

So I’m still a political candidate. If this occurred in any other country, if let’s say Putin, right, silenced, removed, you know, told the government…told… had his government contact Twitter to remove one of his Opposition Candidates. This would be like front page news in the New York Times.

However, in America, when it’s backed by the British Crown, everyone thinks it’s okay. And that’s why Harry is here. This doofus is not a doofus. He’s not a cuckold of Megan Markel. That’s what the news wants you to make you think Megan Markel, if anything is the employ of the Crown. She works for Harry, Harry works for The British Crown. They are here to make sure that Americans feel good that The First Amendment is obliterated. So think about what he just did. He and let’s go back to the Daily Mail article, okay.

And you’ll see who his compatriots are, all the people that we exposed in The Long Fuse Report that we expose in our lawsuit. So Katherine, and the Murdochs. Okay. Prince Harry worked with the Aspen Institute as Commissioner of Disinformation, to fight so called Fake News. I never elected him. Did you, John? I believe, I believe we were… you were supposed to send your mail in ballot to the Illuminati meeting.

Yeah, I forgot to send the mail in ballot to the Illuminati meeting. Did anyone here elect these two idiots to be the Commissioners of Disinformation? Let’s just ask that. Does anyone do that? I didn’t do that. Did anyone? So these people are and this fool? It’s a shame the Dukey of Censorship. John, I think we should make a card to Dukey of Censorship. Okay, put it out there.

This guy is and these people who funded Democracy Works, and NASED. Okay. And as you can see, this is their Information Commission Report on Information Disorder. Now, one of the things that says right here is, you know, all the things that we have to do to basically silence speech.

But look what it says, this is one of the most important ones, “hold super spreaders or repeat spreaders.” That’s what they call them, “of MIS, and DIS – Information to account with clear, transparent and consistently applied policies and enable quicker, more decisive actions and penalties, commensurate with their impact regardless of location or political views or roles in society.” Okay, now, why is everyone look at this?

So this is Harry’s recommendation that we better destroyed people like Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai on the Internet fast. He’s a repeat spreader and super repeat spreader. Now why do I say I was branded as a repeat spreader? And super? Is that my words? No. That is literally in The Long Fuse Report, because The Long Fuse Report in June of 2021. Did this whole analysis and it and let me go.

Now this took a while for our team here to get all this research together for all of you. Let me bring that research up now. So this is again in The Long Fuse Report. So we’re going back to The Long Fuse Report… in The Long Fuse Report. Here we go. Alright, and this is pretty incredible. Okay, in The Long Fuse Report, let me hide this hide sidebar. Okay. So in The Long Fuse Report and Chapter Five, what does it have? It has? Did you see this John? Look what it has?

An integrated look at repeat or what they call super spreader, same word, okay, across platforms. So in Section 5.6. It says Trump is one of the repeat spreaders. So he was knocked off, right? The Gateway Pundit, another repeat spreader, okay. And they highlight six people. And then over here, James O’Keefe is another one, Breitbart News, Newsmax media, Project Veritas and guess who is right up there Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai. Right. So among six people, Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai, it says played a unique role in promoting Election misinformation, a unique role, a unique role.

And in that it began after Election Day and featured of almost exhaust exclusive, exclusive content that misrepresented or misinterpreted statistics. Yeah, an MIT guy who has four degrees misinterprets statistics. Okay, but Harry knows better, right? The Dukey. He is also an example of overlap between producers of Coronavirus and Election Misinformation. Ayyadurai’s platform grew remarkably in 2020 after a video claiming in, Dr. Anthony Fauci was a part of the Deep State conspiracy.

Alright, so again, you see the jab thing. And this other stuff is closely related. By the way, I want to let everyone know, John is VAShiva.com. Live, we are launching our own video channel, you can go to VAShiva.com. or tv, or VAShiva.com/live. All of this will be up there. So we’re going to, little by little move our audience over there. So you can see this wonderful content from us, highly research content, direct.

So if we ever get thrown off, but you notice, that I was considered a super spreader, a repeat spreader, in that Long Fuse Report by all of those people. So here we have Mr. Dukey, Dukey? Of Dukey, Dukey of Censorship, quote unquote, Prince Harry is saying that people like me need to be held accountable. And all the people he hangs, and by the way, Craig Newmark from Craigslist funded also The Long Fuse Report.

And these are all the people who are on the panel with Harry. So just look at this. So these are the people, let me make it a little bit bigger, on the panel with the Dukey of Censorship. These are the Commissioners, as I mentioned, but we’re going to take a closer view.

These are the people. Chris Krebs. He’s right in that diagram. Katie Couric has apparently joined them, okay. And you can see these other people. And all of these people, if you draw the lines, are in one way or another, connected to the creation, or the blueprint, or the architecting of that Censorship Infrastructure, either directly or through their organization. There’s Catherine Murdoch, there’s Alex Stamos. Okay, Kate Starbird, etc. So there you go.

What I’ve just shared with you, hopefully, everyone has been tracking this, I know I shared a ton of information. It’s hard for me to do these short videos, but what everyone should be aware of is that there is no First Amendment in the United States anymore. What I shared with you in that diagram, is what our lawsuit uniquely discovered, okay? Which by the way, now, the Controlled Opposition guy RF Kennedy’s now talking about, he literally took all of our stuff, right, John, and is repeating it.

John: Literally repeating verbatim word for word. Now he’s talking about working people.

Dr.SHIVA: Yeah, now he’s talking about working people. Everyone needs to become and support this movement for Truth Freedom Health®. Contribute whatever you can. But one of the things we’ve done is we want people to start getting educated on learning how to understand and you yourself starting to learn how to reveal the Truth here, we need to understand the Interconnections. That is what System Science teaches us. That’s why we were able to do this. It is a machine. It’s not any one individual. This is the System, the Domestic System of Censorship in the United States.

Laundering Censorship

It is these Un-elected Officials who have put together the Election Infrastructure ISAC. So they can Launder Censorship. And Prince Harry, we got to add him now. Okay, if you recall, in the, in the in the original diagram, I did a little meme that went up on WinBackFreedom.com, so let me bring that up. On WinBackFreedom.com. I did a meme and, and the reason I did that was because, I wanted everyone to understand that the, the… the situation we’re in right now is not any one individual doing it. It’s not any one party.

It is all brought to you headquartered out of Britain, okay. Because and let me this meme sort of shares it all, and it may be initially hard to understand that, what is SHIVA talking about Britain, okay. But that’s where all of this emanates from. And this diagram that I put up here for our lawsuit, it’s me, you know, throwing the Trident you see the Royalty, MI6 is the one that really is the brain trust driving Harvard, Stanford Belfer, right here. If you look at this diagram here, you’ll see this.

The CIA, state officials, and they’re laundering Censorship through these organizations through Twitter, you see, Twitter and Big Tech are at the end of the process. All of this begins up here. Can anyone see that diagram? It begins up here, okay? The head of it, the brain trust comes out of The British Crown. That is why Harry is here. Okay. So I hope this is clear to everyone, that when you take a Systems Approach, it becomes clear.

I want everyone to watch this video, and I’ll be right back. But I want all of you to listen to this video, and recognize that we need to build this movement for Truth Freedom Health®.

Alright, so that video that I just played for you is a video on what you can do. And we’ll come back to some of the more details. But listen, the purpose of today’s talk is really not to just shit on this Dukey guy. And by the way, we shouldn’t give these people this much respect. Okay, let me just tell you something that having grown up as a child in the caste system of India, you know, my parents grew up in Colonial India, we have to recognize that it hasn’t been that long since the world got suffrage.

What do I mean, voting rights? It was probably only maybe 20 to 30 years ago that everyone in the world got the right to vote. It was only, you know, a century ago, 1920 that women got the right to vote in the United States. So the concept of voting, participating in Elections, in the long march of human history is like a very small piece.

The Elites never wanted to give you and I the right to vote, quote, unquote, Democracy. So they gave us the right to vote. But in my view, and we’ll talk more about this in other videos, they went three steps backward to make sure that those voting processes are always under their centralized control. And that is why in that diagram that I shared with you this is why Zuckerberg funded the Center for Election Innovation Research.

It’s about centralizing tabulation this way, we have mail in ballots. And as a part of this effort, if someone like me or any American Citizen exposes there is some people exposing Fake Election fraud stuff and making money off of it, which I don’t support. But there are Systemic Issues in our Election Fraud Election System that need to be exposed. When someone like me exposes that they have set up the Censorship Infrastructure, this, you know, their entire Censorship Infrastructure.

And this infrastructure is created to make sure that any American any US Citizen who exercise their Free Speech Rights will be crushed. Okay, so what is a way out of this? The way out of this is not by electing politicians, we shown… we, I said in the middle of our lawsuit, I said, “Look, yeah, I’m making all this headway, but do not trust lawsuits.” And at the end of the day, the Judge and the lawyers torched it, and they, they literally Censored our own lawsuit on Censorship. Because it was too dangerous.

The only way we’re going to win. The only way is by building a movement Bottoms-up, it’s not going to happen by Trump, it’s not gonna happen by Bernie Sanders, it’s not going to happen by any one of these individuals, it’s going to happen by you building a Bottoms-up movement. And that term may seem so foreign to many of you.

That’s why I had John play that video. Because that video teaches you that every one of you is capable of becoming leaders in your community, to build a Bottoms-up movement that is based on an educated, enlightened set of people understanding the principles of Systems, you can’t build a bridge, as I said in that video, without understanding Newton’s laws, you can’t build an airplane without Bernoulli principles. And we’re surely not going to be able to build a movement that Unites Working People, Beyond Left and Right, Beyond Black and White, without each one of you really systemically understanding the mechanics of deception.

And that there is a Science, it’s called The Science of Systems, the Elites who are running this, by the way, who are doing this kind of stuff. Pierre Omidyar, who funded a lot of this, he understands System Science. And if you don’t believe me, I’m going to take you right to his own website, called the Democracy Fund.

By the way, I repeat, they always name their organizations, very, very these Orwellian terms as though they’re helping us. But if you go to the Democracy Funds website, which is the organization of Pierre Omidyar who has been funding this Censorship Infrastructure, let me show it to you right here. You will see that on his own website He is promoting to his folks, the need to study System Science. Okay.

And why do I say that? And it says Democracy Fund, by the way, these are the guys who funded this Censorship Infrastructure at the bottom of this website. What do you see? Systems Thinking. Systems Thinking, and they have a big page, Why Systems Thinking? So my point here and sharing this with all of you, is, we’re never going to win this huge fight, if you don’t learn the Science of Systems.

It took me many, many years to organize that knowledge, put it in a way that we can learn. And I want all of you to support this movement for Truth Freedom Health®. And when you support this movement, what we’ve done with all the generous contributions people have gotten, we haven’t just sat on it. You know, I’ve asked people in the Trump campaign, what did you do with the 400-500 million you raised off of our work? Actually, we don’t know what they’ve done.

They better do something with it. But our organization has taken the contributions, we have built an entire platform. Number one platform is an educational place where everyone can come, and they can learn the Science of Systems. John, can you bring up the Dashboard? And let me share that with people? Okay. So we have created an entire environment, where people and you don’t have to do this, okay, there are people who just contribute and go on their merry way.

But for those people who are contributing, you know, I think, I mean, we used to do this for hundreds of dollars, or 1000s of dollars. I used to teach this class at MIT elsewhere, but we’ve made it accessible to everyone. Let me show it to you, we’ve created an environment where all of you can come and you can learn the Science of Systems. So, let me share my screen here.

When people sign up as what we call Warrior-Scholars, the first thing that happens is our Warrior-Scholars, when they log into, and this is the Dashboard that we’ve created, in our own infrastructure, we’re not dependent on Amazon, this is running on infrastructure in our own data centers, right. So here, you see, we have all these videos that people can learn the Foundations of Systems course.

We are training people globally on how to become System Scientists. That’s number one, people can get certified, people get access to all my books, and everything on System Science, Scientific papers, people get, then get access to software training tools, okay?

Then people get access to Live events that we’re doing, again, all educational. And then we have created our own infrastructure independent of Big Tech, a private Social Media infrastructure, people can connect, they can connect with others, because as you learn this, you’re going to want to connect with others.

And then we’ve also created all these activation cards. And I think the best thing is, as I leave this is John is going to play a very nice video that we have that will explain this to you, okay. But the bottom line is this. I’m going to keep doing these videos, it takes a lot of effort and research to bring these together. Tomorrow, we’re going to go into the history of World War One. And we’re going to see how the British Crown do two things. First of all, they censor the populace. And then they incite division. Divide and Rule.

Let me repeat that, again. This is the mechanics of how the British Crown has controlled people for many, many centuries. And they need to do it again. Okay, we’re heading back into Pre-Colonial, Pre-Revolution Era, uh Pre-1776. That’s why Harry is here. That’s why he’s involved with this, which is to Censor every American. And the reason that this is occurring right now, is, it is no coincidence, that all of this stuff, the Playbooks, the date of these Playbooks were September 2020.

But they were starting to be created in December, around 2018. Right after Brexit. Brexit is an opportunity for The British Crown. They didn’t want to be part of the European Union. They want to reassert their dominance, they want to recreate the Empire. And by the way, when we say British Crown, we’re talking about 300 families.

We’re talking about the elites out of Harvard, Stanford, etc, who actually believe that you and I should not have The First Amendment, but the way forward, so we don’t have to lament on this. We don’t have to get into all the, you know, machinations of you know, talking about the you know, I don’t know, sometimes the conspiracy guys go crazy.

Okay, what we do need to focus on what is the solution, and the solution is we need to build a Bottoms-up movement. So what I’ve done is first, Get Educated or Be Enslaved, understand the Dynamics of Quantum Physics of how all of this works, then interconnect with other people, independent of other Big Tech. And third, you got to learn how to become a Leader in your own community.

That is this movement for Truth Freedom Health®. So you can go to TruthFreedomHealth.com and go to VAShiva.com/join, you can contribute to this whatever you want. But anyone who contributes 25, 100, or more gets access to the entire platform. So John’s gonna play the video. And I hope to see you again tomorrow.

Tomorrow again, we’re going to go into detail on how the British started World War One and how it helped them, and how the British, the next video we’re going to talk about is how the British got us involved in War, the United States involved in World War Two and right now, and then we’re gonna do a follow up video on what’s going on Belarus, right now and how they actually want to start another World War. The British Crown love Wars.

That’s when they “Divide and Rule” all of us. And they love Censorship. They love “Divide and Rule” and they love Censorship. Those are the two Right and Left arm of The British Crown and The Elites. So John’s now going to play a video.

All right, everyone, I hope this was helpful. It is a series that we’re going to be doing on “Divide and Rule” and “Censorship”, how they’re interconnected. I hope all of you Get Educated. I would hate for all of us to Be Enslaved. And the goal is to learn the Science of Systems and become part of the community and contribute to this movement in any way you can.

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[the-duke-of-nuts]

Remus really said “Aren’t you tired of being ignored? Don’t you just wanna go APE SHIT!?” to Logan huh

#remus #remus sanders #logan #logan sanders #ts remus #ts logan #sanders sides #ts spoilers #sanders sides spoilers #thomas sanders #dukey discusses

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

May I request some creativitwins? Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, whatever, just the boys?

I have chosen to make it fluff (big surprise), though now I kinda also wanna write some creativitwins angst ngl

Super-Sibling Bonding

Part of my Superhero/Villain AU, set before Unethical Funding and Little Stormcloud. Can be read as a stand-alone

Rating: teen to be safe

Word Count: 671

Pairings: Creativitwins, not romantic relationships in this fic but later in the series had intrulogical and Roceit

Warnings: thoughts of murder (no murder or intention to actually kill), use of the word moist, Remus being a general terror

~~~START~~~

“Give up, Flaming Homosexual!” The Duke cackled from his perch atop city hall.

“My name is The Prince!” Princey yelled, tossing another fireball at the supervillain. Said villain merely intercepted it with a jet of water he redirected from the broken fire hydrant three stories below him.

“Are you sure, Captain Sparkles?” Dukey taunted. “Cuz you sure are flaming, and you sure are gay!”

“What does that make you?” Princey demanded. “A soggy homosexual?”

“Excuse you, I am moist, baby!” The Duke laughed again, launching a — harmless — barrage of water at the hero. To the civilians watching on the ground, it would look as though The Prince were truly being attacked, but in actuality, The Duke was careful to control the water so none of it extinguished the flames The Prince used to keep himself aloft.

He wouldn’t want to kill his twin, after all.

Not in such a boring way, anyway. There was no creativity in making him fall to his death; if he wanted to kill The Prince, he’d do something fun. Like locking him in an airtight room with some genetically modified killer plants so that he’d have to kill the plants before they killed him, but in doing so he would cut off his own oxygen source and suffocate to death! Now that would be interesting… Too bad The Duke had absolutely no idea how to genetically modify plants.

The Duke was so preoccupied with his thoughts that he missed The Prince launching another fireball at him; this one impacted the roof right in front of him, throwing him back several feet. He was about to fire — water — back, when his communicator went off.

“Got it,” Face Stealer’s voice crackled over the line, signaling The Duke that playtime was over.

The next fireball The Prince sent his way burst into steam as it collided with a wall of water, allowing The Duke to make his quick getaway unseen by The Prince.

Twenty minutes later, Remus Casto-Torres was terrorizing some poor ColdStone employees by ordering the absolute worst combination of flavors and toppings that he could think of when the door opened with a faint jingle behind him.

“Hey Zuzu,” Remus greeted without turning around. He’d know the telltale signs of his brother anywhere: a slight rise in temperature, and a general air of wet blanket-ness.

“Aqualad,” Roman shot back as a nervous employee placed Remus’s frozen monstrosity on the counter. “That looks like an abomination.”

“Takes one to know one!” Remus said, his mouth full of his wonderful creation.

Roman just rolled his eyes and ordered his own strawberry-y dessert. Once Roman had his own bowl of ice cream, the twins wandered to an empty section of the park to discuss their… extracurricular activities.

“Okay, spill,” Roman demanded once they were out of earshot of the other park goers. “I know you weren’t just terrorizing city hall for fun, so what was it?”

“Aww, Ro-bro, telling you would be no fun!”

“You didn’t take anything!” Roman steamed. “You didn't even break anything, besides the fire hydrant! What? Were you just bored?”

Remus giggled. “It’s really bothering you, isn’t it?”

“God, why can’t you just ask me to hangout like a normal person? You know you can just text me ‘hey Roman, I want ice cream’, you don’t have to commit crimes!”

“This was more fun!” Remus answered. “I got to play with water and we got ice cream!”

Roman pouted into his bowl. “I never would have started post-fight ice cream if I knew it would encourage your bad behavior,” he muttered, petulantly.

“Zuzu, you should know by now that everything encourages my bad behavior,” Remus cackled.

Roman didn’t have to know about Remus’s new friend just yet; he’d find out soon enough, when evidence of Face Stealer’s bank robbery was discovered. No doubt Roman would tell their moms on him for ‘cheating’, but their moms had agreed years ago to refrain from taking sides, and Remy would just call him a salty bitch. Normal family stuff.

~~~END~~~

Janus, a low-profile thief: *just existing, doing his thing*

Remus, a high-profile supervillain with no actual visions of grandeur: we’re best friends now

Janus: no

Remus: too late, I already made up friendship bracelets!

Still taking requests 💜

Superhero/villain taglist:

@royalty-of-all-things-snuggly @pixelated-pineapple @canvas-the-florist @knight-shives

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[bilgisticallykosher]

Oh, look, cool, an anniversary video- wait where's Virgil and Logan oh my gosh is this an episode?! I can't believe you've done this on the Unus Annus deathiversarry.

Oh my gosh, is this the season finale?! I thought it was a quick birthday thing. Vibrates. NEW SERIES?!

Five years? No omfg, even joking about that all a dream thing, I hate that trope. YEAH THIS IS SEASON FINALE IT HAS TO BE! Haha, murder, arson, and jaywalking. Went to the mall. "One of those self-indulgent interviews" like you're about to do, I know your humor, sir. Oh hey outfit change. Skull shirt and brown leather jacket. Oh Logan's right there?! Listen, nine and a half hours feels like a lot-

That cutaway, perfect. Awww, nicknames. Microsoft Nerd, Pop Star. Ha ha I'm sure this will be fine and I Won't Be Sad At All. Eating the chalk- they're all drinking- oh no bad juice, okay. Okay. Oh no, Roman sobbing... nope? Just? Dramatic? Haha five years of me. Hm. Virgil somehow sounds different.

Bananaconda. He gets his music. Listen, Janus nobody said they were perfect discussions. "Fun *discomfort* additions" Awww oh no he's ripping into all of them. AHAHAHA INFINITESIMAL. Oh no he's not going to do that compliment thing to him is he. Okay, Roman in the clear, actually legit compliment??? That fother mucker! What happened between- NOBODY TALK REMUS'S ASS IS ON SCREEN oh hey his symbol- His symbol is on his butt. I'm. I need a minute.

Sit different! He asked knowing he'd regret it- Anti spoiler spray. KNIFE! Oh it is an insult? Different nicknames every time! Is Logan's wine getting bigger? Some salt from Logan. What did he do in Thomas's mind omg. Mind palace. REMUS AND I YES HELLO CANON INTERACTION!!!! No omfg DDR pads. Dukey and Pissy. Hey, that's a healthy way to interact for them.

Virgil why you lying. !!! Puppet Virgil. Who broke this vase?! Oh oh no, callback. Oh it's Forbidden Fruit. I do not get that reference. Oh the 12 days. Teehee Janus and Lies. I fixed that in the latest TA chapter. YES IT CAME FROM REMUS!!!! Newest- oh! Nico. Of course. Scare-amore and the Prinxiety shippers go nuts. Space marriage. Hmmm. Patton has reservations about Nico. HOLY CRAP VETAL MIKING THE SOUND I MADE!!!! Oh yeah, Valerie flirting. It wasn't that bad, but uh. I mean, it wasn't the cringiest episode, y'know.

Listen if cringe culture wasn't dead- LOGAN that glass is totally growing. Hmmm. Patton. SACAGAWEA IS IN HIS HAT. "No use your brains-" SHE'S IN HIS HAT! Oh gosh it's a wedding cake. Pfftffftfff. Stock image. Oh wow, look at Logan. Oh dear, Patton here it comes- no we love falsehood. Chugging that bottle. "A lack of attention to detail-" that's not- oh okay. He hasn't been Patton the whole time has he?

You have grown, sweetie! Aw Virgil appreciation hours. "They think they feel that way" Logan you're the wine mom. Awww Roman still sad and oh no. Remus is a great uncle out of jail. Janus is wine aunt confirmed!!! What do you think is next?

Oh. Oh no, Roman's putting a lot of stock in Nico I think I saw a theory about that a while back... Patton's so uncertain. Virgil's accurate. I'm sure he will hate it.

"To better receive acceptance and praise" He's lying- ah there we go. Hey they're not green! Happy Anniversary!!! Cystic surgeries.

No, don't show Logan at the beginning omfg please. That was horrifying the double finger guns. "There's no knowing where we're growing" Willy Wonka?

New series yes preview this- woah art. Nice poem. Hmmm that's definitely Thomas, though- What woah!!!!! Roman DnD?! Nope not literally-

Huh, I thought there'd be an orange side thing- oh. Wait. Oh I love hate this music. NO!!! THAT'S MY JOKE, THAT BASTARD! Do you know how often I reference Orange Side with A Literal Orange?!?!?! Ugh. But also okay that didn't actually feel season finale-ish. So. One more episode?

#sanders sides #new video reaction #remus sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #character!thomas #janus sanders #ts spoilers

[talkfastromance4]

stuck with u-- calum hood oneshot

a/n: hii! so this came outta left field but I went with it. based off of ariana grande’s song with justin bieber. very loosely edited, but yeah, I hope you like it :)

word count: 4,111

warnings: mentions of quarantine, a break up, sweet moments, male receiving oral, female receiving oral, spitting, unprotected sex, funny sexual moments

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She came over to return his box of things, giving herself a pep talk before she did. It’s a few days before their new album releases and two weeks before touring begins. They always had an expiration date, this she knew, but she hadn’t put into consideration how badly it would sting.

Like any normal couple, they had their ups and downs with minor arguments here and there, but their stubbornness was the same. Neither one of them wanting to give in first left them each brooding in their separate corners until the bell struck for another round of heated words then they’d stalk off to their respective corners again.

It was a cycle that kept cycling until her eyes filled with tears or the steam finally sizzled out from them both. In exchange of heated words were the remaining apologies, words of kindness, and a conclusion to whatever their fight had been about.

She’s at a stoplight, Halsey’s magical voice surrounds her in her car, and she glances to the box in the passenger seat. A small notebook lays on top that holds small poems or songs he wrote for her, about her. It was given to her on her birthday, but she couldn’t keep it now, not when their time is up. Next to the notebook is his green Empathy hoodie she stole awhile ago and on top of that is a small stuffed bear he won at a fair.

A car horn pulls her from her reverie, and she continues the familiar roads to his house. After dropping off his things and getting hers back from him, she was heading back home to spend time with her family so the back part of her car was full of duffel bags and her pillows.

She stares at his house, suddenly it seems so daunting as memories swim in her head. Countless nights of wandering through the front door after a night out or at Michael and Crystal’s for a small party. Mornings of coffee and breakfast created by him filled with whipped cream and syrupy kisses. Her eyes sting with tears and she shakes her head quickly. She promised herself she wouldn’t cry another tear over him.

She checks her phone to see a comforting message from Crystal of good luck and a safe drive home with many heart emojis.

“You can do this; you can do this. In and out and he’s behind you,” she mutters to herself then grabs his box of belongings.

Before she can ring the doorbell, he opens it and Duke is barking at his feet, jumping up on the glass trying to get to her, his fluffy tail wagging joyously at her return. Her heart falls, she’s going to miss Duke a lot. Calum opens the door.

“Hey,” he greets, his voice gruff and scratchy. She hopes he’s not starting to get sick; he needs to rest—

She stops herself short, it’s not her concern anymore.

“Hi,” she says quietly and enters the house. Her shoulder brushes his chest, they both tense and his aftershave invades her nose. The smell of him and him alone brings back more memories of cuddling by the fire, snuggling on the couch, walking up behind him while he’s making dinner and burying her face between his shoulder blades.

Duke continues to vie for her attention as she moves into the kitchen. The news is on with the volume down low, numbers and the word ‘China lockdown’ traveling across the bottom of the screen. She sets the box down on the counter with a thump then squats to her knees to give Duke a proper hello and goodbye.

“I’ll um, go get your stuff. Help yourself to something to drink.”

“I’m gonna miss your cuddles, Dukey,” she whispers to the old dog and kisses his nose. He licks her chin in return.

She stands and waits, not even bothering to get a drink because she doesn’t plan to stay long. Why does he want to prolong their goodbye? She leans against the counter waiting for Calum’s return and she realizes she’s in the same spot from months ago where she tried to prepare him dinner for once.

He was being exceptionally affectionate, lifting her arm so he could press his lips to her wrist then slowly down to her elbow—

“I think I have everything,” his voice startles her from the good memory. “I made sure you didn’t leave any of your books behind.”

“Thanks,” she gives him a grim smile taking the box from his hands. Their fingers brush, his heat always made her forever cold fingers warm. A shock ran through her fingertips.

The pair stare into their boxes respectively, shuffling through memories of their relationship.

“This isn’t mine,” Calum holds up the small notebook of songs and poems. “I gave this to you as a gift, Y/N.”

She stares at the book of words in his hand, words of love and light reserved for her only.

“I can’t keep it, Cal,” she whispers, eyes pooling with tears. She tries to blink them away and on instinct Calum moves forward. She backs up into the corner of the counter. “No, don’t. Please.”

“Y/N…”

“It’s hard enough, Cal, all right? I know our time was limited,” she crosses her arms over her chest, “but I’m still hurting and I’m probably going to hurt for a while longer.”

“You think I’m not hurting, too? This was—is the hardest breakup. I’m hurting, Y/N, I am.”

She risks a glance up at him to see the wounded look in his eyes. Calum shifts forward, his hands cradling her face gently in his palms, his forehead pressed to hers. She dares not to move, because once she touches him then it’s all over. There’s no way she could recover from that.

“Look at me,” his lips kiss her forehead, another stab at her heart. She shakes her head. “Baby—”

The news anchor’s voice interrupts their moment declaring the state of California has issued a lockdown effective immediately. No one is to leave their homes for any reason, no going to other houses, no contact with anyone. The world shut down and now they’re stuck together.

**

It’s awkward at first, moving her things from her car into his house. She decided to stay in the guest bedroom, no matter how badly she wanted to crawl into his bed and never leave. He was on the phone with the guys and management discussing what this means for their album release and tour well late into the night while she contacted her family.

She could do two weeks with her ex, nothing tricky about that, right?

She was wrong. The first week was rough, they bounced around each other like meteorites trying not to collide. When he’d walk around the house shirtless she had to force herself not to stare. More memories and the ache to run her fingers over his tattoos was too strong. They ate in separate rooms and tried to remain separate as much as possible.

She watched the live he did with the band for their album release, listening along with them and crying at songs she knew Calum wrote. Small nods to their relationship tugged at her heart.

The second week things were looking up because she would be leaving soon. The smell of him would linger on all of her clothes a lot longer now, but she needed to get out. She needed to get over him and that’s hard to do when you’re stuck under the same roof.

Plans had changed yet again, and she’d be with him a lot longer. Tour has been cancelled and in the process of being rescheduled as much as it can be. Calum has been stressed; she feels it radiating off him one morning while he’s sat at the kitchen table. His coffee cup is still full, his shoulders hunched to his neck from stress.

Without thinking, she moves behind him and rubs at his shoulders. He jumps at her touch but then relaxes into her touch, letting her remove the stress that she can from his muscles.

“D’you want to talk about it?” she asks softly.

“Not really,” he shakes his head then sighs. “There is something I’d like to talk about though…”

“Yeah?” her thumbs rub up his neck into his hairline, his blond hairline that he re-dyed for the wildflower music video that never got filmed.

“Can we talk about us?” he asks. Her hands still their motions in his hair.

“What about us?”

He spins around, her hands falling from his warm skin. He takes her hand in his, fingers linked together like so many times before, his brown eyes captivating her. He swallows harshly.

“We’ve got all this time on our hands, might as well cancel all our plans we had and spend it together,” he says.

“Even if it’s just you and me?” she strokes his cheek with the backs of her fingers.

“I can’t fight it anymore,” he shakes his head. “I thought it was hard before but it’s even harder now with you here. I don’t want to let you go.”

“So…what does this mean exactly?”

“It’s just you and me,” he rises to his feet taking her other hand in his. “It means whatever we want it to.”

“Let’s have a date night, a new start,” she offers.

“That sounds good,” he smiles.

At around six o’clock, they meet in the kitchen wearing comfy clothes. Something they both agreed on to make the night even easier and more comfortable. She had on one of his shirts with shorts and socks that went up to her knees. He had on basketball shorts and a blue t-shirt; he remembers how she likes him in blue.

They were making dinner together, homemade pasta with sauce to match. A bottle of wine was opened, and their glasses were filled with the sweet nectar.

“Remember when we got poured out at the festival with Mike and Crys?” she laughs while stirring the sauce.

“We were so muddy,” he joins in her laughter. “Your hair was sopping but you looked adorable all muddy.”

“You wouldn’t join me in the puddle,” she nudges him.

“Because I didn’t want to get sick and guess who was in bed for four days with a cold?”

“Yeah but you took care of me,” she grins.

Calum takes her hand that doesn’t have the spoon in her hand and lifts it to his lips. With his eyes trained on hers, he kisses her fingers, kisses the center of her palm, then her wrist.

“I’d do it again, you know,” he murmurs on her skin. Goosebumps rise on her neck and all the way down her body. “Take care of you.”

Their eyes lock and the mood changes, the sauce bubbles as they lean in closer, closer, and closer still until—

The timer on the oven buzzes signifying it’s ready for the garlic bread. Calum sighs, gives her wrist one more kiss then returns to his task at hand. She’s left flustered and warm while she stirs the sauce then adds the noodles into the boiling water.

During dinner they had another glass of wine and joked about more memories together, dreams they wanted to do with one another. Unlike the first week she was there, their chairs were pushed as close as they could be at the table. Their plates were empty, and his arm was on the back of her chair.

“We should just rent a small camper and travel along the coast,” he says rubbing her neck with his thumb.

“Maybe we can afterwards,” she chuckles wiping off pasta sauce from his cheek. “When we can leave the house again.”

“Good point. So, since this is a first date, now it’s time to dance.”

She quirks an eyebrow up. “Dance? I’m in a t-shirt and knee-high socks.”

“Perfect dancing outfit come on. Up you get, little lady,” he tickles her neck as he rises from his chair. She giggles at his touch then is pulled from her own chair by his hand.

“There isn’t any music,” she laughs falling into his chest.

“Oh shit, hang on. Hey Alexa, play the Y/N playlist,” he says.

“Playing Y/N playlist on Spotify,” Alexa responds, and Ariana’s voice fills the house.

“You have a playlist for me?”

“Of course,” he grins then dips her down. She squeals from the sudden rush to her head as she’s tipped backwards, but Calum would never let her fall.

He pulls her back up, both of them giggling as they dance in the kitchen. Her fingers play with the hair at the nape of his neck, it’s getting longer and shaggier by the day. His curls are coming back, and she’s been itching to play with the soft twists.

“I’ve missed you,” he confesses.

“I missed you, too,” she whispers. Their eyes meet just as Justin Bieber’s voice croons in the speakers.

“My plan when you came over was to try and get back together, you know. Even before all of this happened, I was going to ask if you’d wait for me to come back from tour. I wasn’t going to let my stubbornness push away the best person that’s happened to me.”

“Cal…”

She cups his cheek the same time he leans down and presses his lips to hers. An electric surge courses through them as their kiss deepens. He grips her waist then lowers his hands to her ass giving her a hefty squeeze. She gasps at the contact and he slips his tongue in her mouth. Calum spins her around, lifting her up so she’s seated on the counter.

Her legs wrap around his waist, accordingly, pulling him as close to her as possible. The song changes to Lover of Mine just as his hands creep under her shirt. His fingers skim her skin, thumbs brushing over her soft nipples that turn hard upon his touch. He groans, giving her breasts a firm squeeze before lifting the shirt from her body.

Their eyes lock, lips red from their kiss. She traces his lower lip and he’s quick to duck his head down to suck on her neck. She gasps when his hand cups her sex, his thumb rubbing her core through the fabric while his mouth descends to her breasts. She bites her lip, but a small moan escapes her as he sucks on her nipple, his thumb moving in tantric circles.

“Calum…Cal…please…” she begs in a whisper, her fingers tightening in his hair.

Getting her message loud and clear, he lifts her in his arms, lips assaulting hers as he makes his way to his bedroom. He kicks the door shut so Duke doesn’t interrupt then drops her to the bed. She giggles and he laughs along with her yanking his shirt off. She removes her shorts and panties the same time he drops his shorts to the floor.

She’s quick to grasp him in her palm, stroking towards herself, looking up at him. He touches her cheek affectionately; it’s been so long since they’ve had each other this way.

“Love the way you look at me like that,” he mumbles, his thumb rubbing under her eye.

A smile flickers on her lips before she suctions them around his tip. Calum’s eyes close sequentially but he forces them open so he can watch her, another love of his. Her tongue swirls and rolls the only way she knows how to do before taking him further in her mouth.

Calum groans at the warmth of her mouth, he brings his other hand to her cheek, watching her eyes close as she concentrates. Flashes of her like this flood his mind, from their first time, to the time they snuck away at Ashton’s house because he was wearing that suit she loved him in so much she had to have him right then.

When he reaches the back of her throat, he snaps back to the present and moans from the sensation. She takes him that deep again and he holds her face tighter.

“Up, up, up, up,” he orders pulling her off him. As much as he loved getting head from her, he loves returning the favor more. “Lie back, baby, legs up.”

She licks her lips, swiping her thumb over leftover spit which is insanely hot and pushes herself to the center of the bed. He follows her hungrily, pushing her ankles up and to the side so she’s open and pliant for him, only for him.

He keeps his eyes on her as he kisses her thighs, nibbling his teeth every now and then with his thumbs rubbing her ankles softly. She situates the pillows behind her head so she can have a better angle to watch him. She loves to watch as much as he does.

“Ready?” he asks, and she giggles, nodding quickly.

He flashes her a wink before closing his mouth on her clit. She moans on contact while he sucks then transitions to flicking his tongue at the nub, teasing the tip of his tongue in her hole sporadically. He loves pleasuring her with his mouth, he can feel her moans on his tongue as she drips for him. Her hands fly to his hair guiding his mouth to where she needs, and Calum lets her use him.

He pulls away a fraction so he can gather his saliva then spits it on her core, watching it dribble to her entrance before he slurps it back up with her arousal. Her moans are sinful at the action, her hips moving with his motions, moans getting louder and louder until she gasps out his name in one breath. Her legs go rigid in his hold as her orgasm crashes into her.

“That’s my fucking girl,” he grunts, swiping his tongue up and down, up and down until her body relaxes. He looks up already meeting her gaze, chest heaving from the bliss. “Ready for me?”

“Always,” she nods.

They move quickly, situating themselves in the right way. He holds her ankles until he’s hovering above her, then lets go so he can grab hold of his shaft then slaps it against her pussy in a teasing manner. She moans at the contact, her legs falling open wider. Calum rubs her temple with his thumb nearest her head as he nudges himself between her folds.

Her mouth opens like it always does when he inserts himself the first time, he slips right in and they moan together at being connected once more. He rests his other hand on his bed, and she lets out a squeak.

“Ouch! On my hair, move, move, move!”

He lifts his hand spewing out ‘sorry, sorry!’ quickly as she readjusts herself. They’re giggling and he bends down to kiss her, she wraps her arms around his neck. She shifts her hips slightly underneath him in a rocking motion, but he wants more of her lips.

“If I’m going to do all the work, I should have been on top,” she teases jutting her hips up once more.

“Yeah? You want to be sassy right now?” he hums pressing himself into her more, she lets out a choked moan.

“You going to fuck me right now?” she hums in the same tone, smirking against him.

Calum growls then pulls himself out of her only to plunge with force right back in. She screams out his name as he starts a rapid rhythm, hips snapping against hers, the bed shifting with his movements. Her head tilts back as her back arches so she can take him even deeper.

Calum sucks onto her breast, fucking into her swiftly, her wetness has him moving faster and faster until—

“FUCK!” he groans when he slips out of her entirely and thrusts into her thigh. She’s laughing above him, and he curses lowly to himself again. He glances up to see her giggling behind her hand. “Think it’s funny, huh?”

“Am I that wet?” she laughs poking his nose. “That’s your fault you know.”

“I take that as a win, baby,” he sighs teasing her hole once more with his cock. He grins up at her. “No one makes you as wet as I do.”

“Hmm, you’re not wrong,” she smiles then wiggles beneath him.

“You want more?” he teases pressing his tip in slowly, she bites her lip.

“Please,” she whines.

“You have to keep your legs still, so I don’t slip out again,” he breathes then pushes in once more.

He finds his rhythm from before, her body arching the way he loves but he feels her legs shift. He growls then pushes them up to her chest, he plants his knees to the mattress, her ass cheeks resting on his thighs.

“What’d I say?” he pants, and her eyes roll at his tone and the angle he has her body in. he jack hammers into her, his balls slapping her thighs.

She squeezes the pillows next to her head until her knuckles are white, her cries of pleasure are music to his ears as he feels her clench around him. Sweat builds on his brow and his chest and he’s damned to have her orgasm as many times as he can. Her eyes close as her second orgasm hits, she’s pulsing around him in such a good way it makes him ache.

When it’s over, he releases her legs so he can pound into her with his waist. He holds her to his body, face buried in her neck so he can leave marks on her skin. She’s coming once more, chanting his name in his ear and he groans at the sound. She kisses his ear, teeth grazing his lobe as a new orgasm rolls into the next.

Feeling his own release approaching, he shifts again. This time he moves backwards pulling her with him so they’re in a sitting position. He wraps her legs around his waist, her body is heavy against his from the tumultuous pleasure he’s giving her. Calum’s arms snake around her back, it’s sticky with her own sweat and he licks into her mouth the same time he starts thrusting again. Her ankles lock behind his back, she hides her face in his neck at the new angle.

“Look at me, baby, please,” he begs tugging at the hair by her neck. He holds her in place, their eyes meeting, her mouth falling open with their thrusts.

His movements slow to a more tenacious speed, still full of passion but with a layer of love and adoration. Calum moves his hand from her waist so he can anchor himself to the bed, thrusting his hips quicker. She helps as much as she can, her body is nearly spent but she wants to feel him cum inside her, hear his moans and see the bliss in his eyes.

“Come for me, Cal,” she pants, “come for me, baby…”

His hips jerk and he releases his orgasm inside her, his hips move lethargically, milking his climax for as long as he can but their eyes stay locked. When he’s finished, they both let out a long sigh, knocking their foreheads together. Their breath is hot on each other’s faces, sweat beads roll onto each other’s skin, a mixture of him and her.

They stay in the position, legs crisscrossed, arms wrapped around one another, heartbeats slowing from a rapid pace to syncing together. After a few more moments, they disentangle, and Calum has to help her walk to the bathroom. She can already feel the soreness in her lips, but she’s missed the pleasured ache.

They brush their teeth, she uses the toilet, then crawl into bed together. She’s already passed out as soon as her head hits the pillow and Calum draws designs along her back until he falls asleep as well.

The next morning, they wake later than intended but give light kisses in the morning sun.

“I love you, you know,” he tells her caressing her face. His eyes litter over the small marks on her neck and breasts he gave her.

“I love you, too.”

“Are you all right being stuck with me?” he grins pulling her leg over his hip.

“Lock the door and throw out the key,” she grins capturing his lips between hers.

“It’s just you and me.” He moves to roll on top of her, but she pushes on his chest lightly so she’s on top.

“I’m stuck with you,” she whispers, kissing him as she grinds herself on top of him.

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[fakeloveaskblog]

For the thruth or dare,

Remy, tell them what happened to your cane.

(cw Lots of mentions of U!Virgil)

The gang had been busy discussing the best high school movies when your question came in. They quieted and the twins sent Remy happy looks, expecting some funny story. Janus looked them up and down to see their reaction.

Remy's smile didn't falter. Their hands started to pierce the needle through the fabric they were holding faster and faster.

"Oh my cane? Pff that's tots boring. Wow this gal has never played truth or dare huh. Fucking newbie" They laughed out "Anyway y'all hear about that like halloween party that's gonna happen at the gay bar? Y'know the one"

Rowan's eyes widened. She shook Remus around "!!! I was supposed to be away filming during Halloween but if those plans have changed- which they have- that means I can celebrate Halloween here!!! I am gonna be so gay! Oh where is my Morticia!?"

Remus pretended to draw in the air while looking at his sister.

"Oh right! Dukey here have been sketching up some real banging costumes so you better be ready to be destroyed!"

"Girl please. You haven't seen me and my boyf. Halloween is the only time of the year I can get Virgil to parties. We go HARD. We've been Jack and sally, The demolition lovers, Jessica and Roger Rabbit, Murdoc and 2D and oh gosh girl we peaked at our JD and Veronica look when Virge was like obsessed with that movie!"

"I've only seen the musical but that does sound very fashionable. NOT as fashionable as me and Remus going as Mabel and Dipper in zombie form though"

'i was mabel' Remus added.

"A very annoying and good one yes!"

"There's a musical?!" Remy asked.

"OF COUrse there is!!!! People die Remington!"

She started to babble on about how good the heathers songs and costuming was. Remus added a few comments about the murders. Remy ranted back about the movie.

Janus sat silent among them. He was holding onto the fabric of his pants so hard his knuckles whitened. There was a choking feeling in his throat.

"-Yeah gal I even have like this scar on my wrist" Remy dragged their shirt down to show it "From when Virge wanted to like recreate that scene where JD lits a cigarette from Veronica's burn wound 'cause he thought it was tots romantic and super hot. Literally"

Rowan grimaced "I wouldn't per say see anything JD does as romantic but maybe he's different in the movie"

"Probs 'cause girl Virge wanted to be JD so bad. JD and Gerard Way. Coolest bitches he knew. Wouldn't stop talking 'bout them. Loved mimicki-"

'how are your hands still alive?' The sound of Remus' text to speech app interrupted them.

He pointed at their hands which was still flawlessly sewing together the requested trans flag even though they had been looking at the twins for the past 15 minutes.

'my hands would have been minced' He smiled at the thought 'remind me to draw that later. bloody. nails flailing off'

Remy looked down at the needle before quickly looking up again "Oh this? It's just like muscle memory. It's nothing"

'its cool. exclamation point. exclamation point. exclamation point. youre so smart with your not blood gushing fingers'

They started to blush and looked away in the way they always did every time anyone even implied they were good at anything "Nah babe it's stupid. I promise. Anyone could do it. It's- I'm just stupid"

Remus looked incredibly offended for their sake. He began to furiously write into the app but before he could finish his sentence-

"You didn't answer" Janus suddenly said.

"What?" Remy's smile tightened.

He looked at them as if he could see right into their bones "You didn't answer the question. last time I checked you're supposed to answer if you choose truth"

Remy put down the flag. It was half sewed. They turned to Janus and forced a happy expression that didn't reach their eyes.

"Girl it's just my cane it ain't that riveting"

'dont have to say if you dont want to' Remus reminded.

"Well if the story is nothing special then you shouldn't have a problem telling it" janus replied without taking his eyes off Remy.

Rowan glanced between the two. The tension was so palpable if she tried to touch it the tension would punch her into Canada. She reached for the popcorn.

"Well you didn't say anything about the halloween party! You going? I'm sure if you do you'll be with your nice lil Logie" Remy said with just a hint of venom on their tongue.

Janus wanted to snarl back how at least he wouldn't be with a person who called him a whore but he held it back "You're blatantly avoiding the question. Not suspicious at all" He did a fake gasp "Don't tell me you committed murder with that cane! What shock!"

They rolled their eyes "Fine! Sure! Virgil broke it! He hit it over the kitchen table until it split in two! Are you happy now? That's what you wanted to hear right!?"

"Don't you need that?" Rowan's voice was a bit quieter than usual as she asked. Her smile had disappeared in an instant "Why would he do that? Are you o-"

"It's not like that! Ugh girl this is why I didn't wanna have to talk about it. I knew you gals wouldn't get it! Look I'd suddenly just like been gone for over a day without any explanation! I barely even responded to any of his very many texts! So when he picked me up of course he's gonna be mad after I put him through like 24 hours of constant anxiety and panic attacks and- it was just a teensy argument that's all! The neighbors didn't even complain about the noise this time! That just shows how little he yelled!!"

It felt like a hole had been carved out in the middle of Janus' chest. Oh god it must have happened after they had been to the amusement park. He could have stopped it.

"So he just broke your cane?!" Rowan half exclaimed.

"He just had to make it even harder for you to leave huh" janus added in a much colder tone.

"Girl he wasn't thinking! He's not some evil mastermind like you seem to think! He just panicked okay!? He didn't mean to go that far! He said sorry and that obviously it will never happen again! He was the one who taped it together again for fucks sake!"

"I don't usually break my loved ones belongings when I panic. Especially not belongings that help alleviate pain" Janus spat back.

"I can't help but agree"

Remy looked at them like an animal backed into a corner. They glanced over to Remus who met their eyes.

'okay guys calm down. it was a mistake. a one time thing' Remus quickly wrote 'he didnt mean to. youre just stressing remy out'

"You being on their side just worries me more honestly" Rowan muttered.

"I am quite sure it takes more than a moment to forcibly take someones cane and break it. You can not seriously say it was just an accident!" Janus shot his arms out as he said it.

"AM I? Girl do you really think I am??? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM!?" They shut their eyes tightly to force back tears "Fuck! I just knew it! I just knew no matter what you said you think I'm just as stupid and annoying and useless as everyone else!"

Janus reached out to comfort them but they flinched back "I- I didn't mean to imply that. I think what Virgil is doing sounded wrong"

"Of course I know what Virgil did is wrong! Obviously!! That's why I'm mad at him!! I'm not speaking to him! I'm here ain't I! You all just make me sound fucking crazy every time Virgil is brought up 'cause you force me to defend him!"

'cant we go back to playing truth or dare?' Remus suggested but Rowan accidentally spoke over him.

"You shouldn't have to defend your partners action! Are you even hearing yourself right now!?" Janus nodded along.

"Oh girl please! As if Jannie here wouldn't defend his oh so precious Logan if I called him an overemotional whiny asshole!"

"It's not the same thing. I have a reason to be mad at Virgil at least! He's-"

"SHUT UP! I don't wanna hear whatever bullshit Logan has talked you into! I- I mean if Virgil was that bad wouldn't I be so fucking brainwashed so I wouldn't even be here right now?! Huh? I would have thought him breaking my cane was just fine Right? Gals you are just not making sense!"

"WELL THEN! I guess I am sorry I lo- care about you!" Janus was close to yelling.

"AND I'M SORRY THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS YOU IS SOME WHINY LIBRARIAN WHO LOVES YOU SO LITTLE HE HAS TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT YOU LACK!!" Remy yelled back.

It took a moment before Remy realized what they'd said. They flinched and put their hand over their mouth. Janus didn't move, didn't say anything, his eyes filled with tears.

"I-" Remy's eyes darted across the room "I'm sorry. I didn't- I really didn't mean that. I just- You all were implying Virgil- I- I'm sorry"

They quickly stood up. They looked over to Remus for a moment but their friend had closed his eyes and covered his ears to try and force out the arguing.

Remy stormed out of the apartment. Leaving an emptiness to fill the room.

Rowan quietly took a piece of paper and scribbled down her number before handing it to Janus "Here. In case you ever need to call me to help them"

Janus held the note in his shaking hands. Rowan turned to her brother and mumbled reminders to breathe and gross jokes about biology to get him to calm down.

"....someone should go after them." Janus mumbled "..we can't just let them leave like that...I..we-"

'you need to stop turning every moment of caring about them or whatever into an argument. youre just making things worse like that' Remus wrote without looking at him.

"I know" He sighed "I know"

'it was just a one time mistake anyway. we're not a part of the relationship. we shouldnt butt in like some some buttholes. its their thing to sort out. youre all overeacting'

Rowan didn't have the energy to argue back against him right now. She knew it was useless. "It's not like all of us can go after them. That will make them feel trapped again"

Janus sighed even more "Seeing me will probably just make them more mad"

"And me and Remy are basically strangers" Rowan added.

Neither of them said anything but both thought that Remus was probably too mentally brittle to do much to help Remy right now.

"Then I suppose we have no idea who should go after them"

Janus and Rowan both turned to look at you, Remus looked down at the half sewn flag. You usually had the answers. Maybe you could have it this time as well.

#sanders sides #remy sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #thanks for the ask! #(: #what a fun game of truth or dare #mini fic #roman sanders

[starshard17]

Dukeceit Week | Day 2 | Drown me in Paint

Pairing : Platonic Dukeceit

Summary : The sides get into a paintball fight and Remus and Janus absolutely drown each other in paint.

@dukeceitweek

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Remus suddenly felt a stinging pain in his lower back and he quickly spun on his heels, pointing his paintball gun in the direction the shot had come from. He watched as a head poked out from it's hiding position and aimed the gun towards him, releasing another shot, splattering Remus' headgear with yellow paint. He quickly wiped the face shield clean and growled out, gripping his gun tightly.

"Janus." Remus gritted out, ducking behind one of the many objects on the field. He somersaulted out from behind there and to another prop closer to where he knew Janus was hiding at. He peeked around the corner to see if he could spot the deceitful side anywhere. Once he realized he couldn't see anything he started to move again before he felt the barrel of gun pressed to his back. He turned his head to see Janus behind him, face shield flicked up and a smirk on his face.

"Any last words Dukey?" He asked, his smirk widening. He gulped and turned on his heels, raising his arms into the air, a tight grip on his firearm.

"Actually yeah I do." Remus responded. He noticed Janus' grip on his paintball gun tighten, his finger pressing down lightly on the trigger.

"Surprise attack!" Remus moved a hand forward and flipped Janus' face shield back down. Janus pulled down on the trigger, releasing a shot that hit Remus square in the stomach. The Duke quickly caught his breath and while Janus was recovering from the initial shock, he quickly backed up and fired at Janus, nailing him in the face, splattering green paint onto his headgear and the prop behind him. Remus pumped his fist and continued running away, ducking into a tunnel on the field.

"Remus Sanders!" He heard Janus yell from further away on the field. Remus snickered and slowly creeped back to the end of the tunnel, poking his head out to get a view of the plain. He watched Janus prowl around cautiously, taking weary steps. He took careful aim and released another shot, nailing Janus' thigh, causing him to fall to the ground, holding himself tightly, his grip tight on his gun.

Worried that'd he'd really hurt him, Remus rose from his hiding place and ran over to him, looking at him on the ground.

"Jan are you okay? I didn't mean to hurt you I just-" Remus cut off his sentence when his face shield was once again coated in yellow paint. He heard hysterical cackling and he grunted in anger, wiping his shield clean and firing at Janus, splattering his chest.

"Hahaha, wOAH!" Remus yelped in surprise, feeling his feet fall out from under him. He landed on the ground with a thud and felt a sting as a paintball exploded against his shoulder, covering his arm and reaching under his face mask, splattering his cheek. He quickly sat up and moved away, squeezing his eyes shut and shooting at Janus again. He felt a shot hit his other arm and he dropped his paintball gun.

He opened his eyes, grabbed the gun again and stood up, rapidly firing at Janus. He watched as Janus rose to his feet as well, trying to dodge each shot fired at him and only managing to miss a few. He shakily raised his gun up, returning the fire at Remus. Amongst trying to dodge each other, they were attracting the attention of everyone else with the loud sound of their guns firing over and over. It was surprising the only colors the two ended up being coated in by the end were yellow and green, even with the other four crowded around them.

They were panting softly and their arms and legs were shaking. They were absolutely drowned in paint and were no doubt covered in bruises from the repetitive firing in the same areas. The two took shaky steps towards each other before they both collapsed.

"I took the last shot." Janus muttered out. He snickered quietly. "I win."

"No I did." Remus retorted, slamming his fist against the ground then wincing at the vibrations it shot up his arm. He felt around himself trying to see if he could find his gun on the ground before he bumped it and grabbed it quickly, pointing it at Janus.

"I win this time." Remus chuckled, and pulled down on the trigger, striking Janus in the shoulder. Janus rolled onto his back, holding his shoulder and staring at the sky, his breath leaving a fog against his face mask. Remus followed suite, rolling onto his back as well. He heard a shot fired off and a sudden sting in his arm.

"I'm not losing to you." Janus groaned, gripping his shoulder tighter. The two moved to face each other, ready to bicker when they both felt a shot pelt their sides. They looked up, noticing Virgil glaring at them with the other three stood behind him.

"How about I win and you both lose. End of discussion. Now go get cleaned up, please. The paint you guys used reeks." Virgil said, taking off his headgear and dropping his paintball gun.

"Reek is a smell I go for regularly but whatever." Remus retorted, slowly shifting himself up onto his feet. He held a hand out for Janus, who gladly took it and rose to his feet as well.

"I'll win next game." Janus hissed, taking his headgear off and glaring up at Remus, a smirk spread across his face.

"Yeah we'll see about that." Remus responded, removing his headgear as well.

"I'm pretty sure I've got everything down pat, so I've already got a better strategy plan." Janus bragged.

"Sure you do." Remus growled, pouncing at Janus and knocking them to the ground again.

They rolled and wriggled around on the ground, yelling and shouting as the rest of the sides shook their heads and went back to their rooms.

#ts janus #ts remus #ts virgil #platonic dukeceit #my writing #gun tw #violence tw #dukeceitweek

[land-of-frogs-and-dragons]

RemRom Survey Results

To start my analysis of the data I’ve gotten from my RemRom survey, I first want to mention that this will *not* be an accurate representation of the entire Thomas Sanders Sanders Side Fandom.

I’d say it’s a fairly safe assumption to make that no more than about five percent of this fandom cares about RemRom in any real sense; therefore, about 2.5% are Pros and 2.5% are Antis. TO BE VERY CLEAR: this is an assumption of my own, since I doubt Thomas will try and figure out the specifics for who ships (and DOESN’T ship) what in this fandom.

Based on this, my overall data is definitely skewed, which you can see with the responses I got on my “Do You Ship RemRom” question of the poll.

If this were a true representation of the entire SaSi Fandom, then 42% (60 out of 143 responses) of the fandom would ship RemRom, 15.4% (22 out of 143) are on the fence for shipping RemRom, 18.2% (26 of 143) are Neutral towards RemRom, 11.9% (17 of 143) are in-between Neutral and Anti and will be called the NOTP section for brevity, and 12.6% (18 of 143) are Anti RemRom. I’m not sure how I got so many proshipper responses, though I’d be willing to be tit had something to do with DD (@demented-dukey) reblogging my post (thank you, by the way; I really appreciate it).

Based on the above, I will not be combining all of my sections (Pros, Neutrals, and Antis) into one lump assessment of the fandom, since it just isn’t accurate to this assumption. That being said, I can assume that each overall section (Pros, Neutrals, and Antis) is a fairly accurate assessment of those portions of the fandom and will be discussed as such as we go along.

Before I go ahead and share the data for all of my sections, I wanted to go through all of the questions on the survey first. They were all identical for all the sections, but I wanted to talk about them anyways before breaking down all of the responses I’ve received. I’ll throw these under the cut, since I doubt you all want to have your dashboards clogged by this monster of a post. The results for the “who is your favorite side” question will be at the VERY END of this post, but I’ll cover all my responses to the true final question of this survey in a later post.

 The first question is, clearly, do you ship remrom. This question has five answers, all shown in the image below; however, I’ll write them here in case the text is hard to read. The first option is “No. I am very much against it-some may call be an Anti, or I may label myself as one,” and this answer took responders to the Anti Section of the survey. The next three are “No. I will go out of my way to avoid RemRom content, I don’t really want to see it” (which I will be short-handing to NOTP), “No. I am neutral towards the ship and those who ship it. I may not like it, but if it comes across my Tumblr dashboard it does not upset me,” and “Maybe. I'm curious about the ship, but I haven't gone out of my way to find (much) content for it;” these three answers took responders to the Neutral Section of the survey. The final answer is “Yes. I ship RemRom. Some may call me a Proshipper, or I may label myself as one” and takes responders to the Proshipper Section.

Looking back, I should have put the Maybes and the NOTPs into their own section; however, at the time of creation, I felt that they fit better into the Neutral Section, as they were neither a Proshipper nor an Anti. Moving their answers into their own sections won’t happen for the sake of this survey, as it’s a hassle to do. However, I will make my data available for everyone if others wish to undertake this task.

 The second question that greets everyone is: How do DNIs (Do Not Interacts) apply towards RemRom Shippers on Tumblr? The options on this one were: “DNI's for Remrom usually apply only to Proshippers. If you ship Remrom, do not interact,” “DNI's for Remrom usually apply to Proshippers and those that support Proshippers, even if they themselves do not ship RemRom,” “DNI's for Remrom are evenly split between the above,” and “I do not have a Tumblr / I do not know.” Responders could only select one of these options. I added the not having a tumblr option here, since I figured that the survey may get spread to discord servers, and that people there may not have tumblrs. I forgot to add this to other questions (and realized it about 60 answers in, which at that point would feel like skewing my results more by tweaking that), but I’ll mention them when we get there.

 The third question was “why do you think people ship RemRom?” This was a select all that apply question. There were many options here, including an “other” option to add your own or supposed own reasons for shipping it, but all the options can be found on DD’s post about the topic. I just want to add for the “Remus would ship it” answer to this: my apologies to any Remus kinnies I may have caused harm to. This answer was addended to include a disclaimer about hallway through my getting people taking this survey, as I received word that this answer was possibly triggering.

 The fourth question was why should people not ship RemRom. This question was a select all that apply question. This one also had an “other” option.

 The fifth question was “in your opinion, what is the best way to avoid any and all remrom content on tumblr?” and the sixth question was “whats the best way for those who ship RemRom to share it on tumblr so that those who don’t like it can’t see it?” These were “select all that applies” questions, and has an “other” option.

 The seventh question was “Is there any acceptable form of RemRom content?” This question was multiple choice.

 The eighth and ninth questions were “Do you think that the RemRom discordse on Tumblr has gone too far?” and “Please explain your thoughts on the above question.” For question 8, I did not put a “no opinion / do not have a Tumblr” option because I didn’t think to add it until 80 responses in, and at that point it would have skewed the data.

 The tenth question was “Who was your favorite side?” On top of all the sides, extra options are Thomas himself because he TOTALLY COUNTS and also Remy because, while a fanon side, he ALSO COUNTS. And yall can fight me on that one. The final question was a “Final thoughts for this survey” question, which was a free response for everyone. Not everyone answered it, but I know for a fact that DD did because DD signed their Final Thoughts Response.

The favorite side of those who took the survey was... Janus!!! Second favorite was Remus, third was Logan, fourth was Roman, fifth was Virgil, sixth was Patton, and Thomas and Remy tied for last place.

#remrom #tw remrom #remrom tw #remrom mentions #remrom survey #survey results #next part in the survey results thing is gonna be the Proshipper Results #then itll be the neutral section that has the maybes and the notps #and then the antis #itll be GREAT

[entity9silvergen]

My Dad Watches Sanders Sides Continued

Continued from here

Last night we watched two episodes. One was the blooper video with the bloops from Embarrassing Phases, the puppet episode, and SVS. The other was DWIT.

I feel like my dad doesn’t really appreciate the bloopers as much as I do but he was happy to have a third video with the puppets. He really likes the puppets, surprisingly. Kind of ironic considering the puppet episode was the most recently released episode when I started watching Sanders Sides and it was a conversation about the puppet episode that got him interested in the series. We love some puppets up in here I guess.

I was a bit uneasy watching DWIT with a parent due to the sensitivity of the material. He’s an adult, he watches all kinds of stuff, so it wasn’t like I was worried he’d be bothered by it but it’s just kind of awkward being there with a parent while watching it, especially if you’re the one who introduced the show. I’m sure none of you want to show your parents of a grown man talking about snakes in his butt and self immolating to Taylor Swift (also I just learned what immolation is? I always misheard/ misunderstood that line. I thought it was a sex thing, turns out it means setting yourself on fire).

It was fine though. He didn’t really have any reaction to Remus but he felt like the educational aspect of it was good. He kind of hinted that he experiences something similar so I do hope that the episode provided him some insight if he does experience intrusive thoughts. DWIT provides a lot of information and tips that help in understanding intrusive thoughts, dealing with them, and a lot of good general advice. I mentally refer to it a lot when it comes to handling my own or others’ mental health.

However, he did disagree with some of the points made. When Logan had that bit about being unable to “logic your way out of intrusive thoughts,” he noted that this kind of contradicts cognitive therapy. Cognitive therapy is essentially a type of treatment/ technique where people learn to deal with anxiety, depression, and emotional difficulties by identifying these thoughts, replacing them, and challenging them by changing and disturbing negative patterns. When we watched “My Negative Thinking,” he pointed out that they were referencing it in some way and that there were some similarities. 

In the video, Logan explains that the best way to deal with intrusive thoughts is to acknowledge them but not focus on them or think through them. The term I learned for this is monkey minding, though that term is not widely used (I learned the term verbally around four years ago so it’s very possible I misheard it. I googled it so I wasn’t misinforming you guys here but only the monkey brain meme came up). When monkey minding, you recognize that a thought is present, push it away without criticizing yourself for having it, and continue without checking if the thought is still present. In some ways, cognitive therapy and monkey minding contradict each other but I think they go hand in hand in some ways. 

It was an interesting discussion. Most shows we watch don’t provoke thoughtful conversations about real world things. Normally we just argue over whether or not Naruto is in love with Sasuke (my dad is convinced that Naruto is in love with Sasuke but also ships Naruto and Sakura), which characters are from Marvel or DC, the villain’s motives, or about minor details of a show, that kind of thing. Sanders Sides is a very nice change of pace. 

My friends were very excited for my dog to watch DWIT. His name is somewhat similar to Remus’s name and he’s just kind of a stinker in general. Unfortunately, he fell asleep almost immediately. Puppy cuddles were nice and we had to keep the volume down to keep Dukey’s shrieking from waking him up.

We only have five more episodes left (both Asides episodes, the most recent bloop, YvY, the newest jam video; seven if you count the two “We Take Requests” videos). Really looking forward to it.

#sanders sides #ts sides #remus sanders #dwit #reaction #my dad watches sanders sides

[hedgefairy]

Well hello there. While I'm waiting for that breeches video I've been talking about to finally upload, here's

Bridgerton, Episode 4

Phew, half time!

If you've missed the other ones, the tag is Bridgerbore, btw.

Okay, so we start of with Dukey who's going home-ish because drama and heartbreak in the last episode. Stop pretending, nobody takes your pouting seriously! We all know it's twu wuv!

Erm. So, I know, I'm white and this is a delicate matter, but I gotta say I'm not super happy about the whole POC-justifying explanation here. I'd much rather have no explanation at all, it worked perfectly well in Merlin, and this is just as much historically inspired fantasy just with less magic, which I'm honestly quite upset about. I'd be far more okayer with the costumes and overall ugh-ness if there was magic.

But honestly, I'm not a fan of shoehorning that explanation in (it doesn't seem to come up in the books, either, where everyone is basically a baguette in terms of whiteness). The fact that the implications aren't discussed any further makes it even worse. We're talking about the British empire here, and while POC are apparently part of the society (but with more pressure, which... no, this is not how nobility works) the wealth and luxury of this age still stems from the exploitation of POC everywhere else. How isn't there a revolution going on? How is this not talked about? From all I see, Bridgerton is a fluffy, pastel, nice alternate version of the 1800s, and I don't get why anyone would put politics in there instead of just doing what TV tropes refers to as "colourblind casting" and be done with it. Either you do the alternate history thing thoroughly, or you just cast people for being pretty (and maybe good actors) instead of the idea the audience might have about a character's skin colour and have weird costumes and just roll with it.

Also the Queen's marriage seems to suck. I would have liked a deeper, more heartbreaking connection between George III and her, especially because I saw how my Grandmother suffered when she gradually lost my Grandfather to dementia, and it would have been a scene where we could see Charlotte as a person rather than a weird plot device in tafetta and bling, but no, she just seems as annoyed and bored and snappish as ever.

This is getting far too serious. Where's the snark?

We get some Tchaikovsky in the background, which is weird, tbh. Yes, I'm perfectly fine with them covering Top 40s hits and using waltzes from the 1950s, but I draw the line at something from the second half of the 19th century! It's not right! It screams its time of origin all over the place, and even worse, most of the characters would probably actually get to hear it later in their lives, it's not a decent anachronism, it just feels like bad research! This is serious business!

No really, where's the snark?

Oooh, I get it now. That was when I was really, really done with bingeing this show. Yes, I tried to get through as much of it as possible in one sitting. The notes read, in very shaky handwriting

I cannot possibly take more than that

in one day

, so let's continue a few days later when I felt like I could muster the courage to face it again.

So yes, I'm pretty sure this waltz is to young for this show.

Aww, look at that, flirting over cheese! I also like that one of the Featherington girls (I can't really tell the non-Pennys apart) has a suitor, they deserve nice things, too.

The musicians are a mood.

WTF with the hair and the strass. We don't like the strass. Make it go away.

I love Prince Freddy. The poor boy. It's doomed from the start!

Ah, Dukey (also at the ball, even though he was whining about things earlier) gets a heartbeat in the background, because twu wuv.

Middle Bridgerbro goes and meets with the Bohéme. I want more of that! That's finally interesting! That's my people! There's a cool bohemian lady with a pretty dress! People look interesting! Aaaah!

There's a random 18th century burlesque singer at this Regency ball, we need to talk about this. Oooh, it's Opera Girl! Cue Lord B turning into even more of an idiot while Ma Bridgerton tries to hook him up otherwise.

Of course Philippa (that's one of the Featherington Girls) can't possibly have anything nice. Thanks, Dad. You don't get to marry someone you like, that's the people across the street's thing! (by which I of course mean the Bridgertons, just in case anyone forgot the location layout here.)

Eloise is being weird to the housekeeper.

"Are you not supposed to be the smart one", the housekeeper retorts and I'm feeling it, followed by a "WTH, hero" about how servants are too busy to be Gossip Girl, you privileged prat. I think I actually snorted.

Penny gossips with Ducktail Colin, but he's more interested in Cousin, whose dress looks like it was made from the cheap curtains my ex best friend had in his first semester at uni, and God, I hate Daphne's kerchief.

Poor Prince Freddie is trying to propose to Protagonis Girl but of course there's Dukey in the background so she simply must run outside as dramatically as possible where he can find her as she equally dramatically rips the necklace Freddie gave her from her milky white throat. P&P-ish banter ensues. Yawn.

Dukey: * broods *

Daphne: * dramatically exits *

Dukey: * romantically follows her*, and oooh, snogging ensues, oooooh, instant second base, but Bridgerbro the Eldest (known also as Lord B) intervenes.

Lord B: "Marry her!"

Dukey: "I can't!"

Lord B: "Bitch!"

Dukey: "I can't!"

Lord B: "I want satisfaction!"

Me: "Don't we all"

Daphne: "You'd rather die than marry me?!"

(the fuck with her hair)

Middle Bridgerbro is still at the Bohéme-party, and still draws (naked people!). Gay vibes ensue, it's cute. This is Netflix after all, and it took four episodes to get some LGBTQ+ representation!

The Featherington's housekeeper looks a lot like O'Brien from Downton.

Cousin tells Penny about what a cutie Ducktail Colin is, also Penny's "night gown" is really cute (it's not a night gown. She's still wearing stays. It's also the only thing in the whole series that fits her well so far). Penny is super upset but gets interrupted by a hyperfocused Eloise. They fight, and Penny goes on about being mature and not being a "pretty Bridgerton", and that Eloise wouldn't understand. I get her, though, and really, having a perfect family and a "bad" family is such lazy writing.

Somber blah blah between Lord B and Daphne happens and Middle Bridgerbro gets dragged into it. He's informed that his life is pretty much over either way (either way being Lord B dying or being exiled for killing Dukey in the scheduled duel) because his oder bro basically just wants out of his duties. Sucks to be him.

Boxing Bro has to host a frustrated, possibly blueballed Dukey and offers himself up as a second for the duel.

Lord B goes and pleads with Opera Girl to get back with him (doooooon't) because of his little duelling plot and of course intercourse ensues. Girl, where's your self-respect?

Lord F comes into his dark study (we haven't seen much of him yet overall, he probably was too busy gambling) and hark, there's Lady F like the mafia boss I feel she should be, wo berates him about said gambling and that they're broke and how much he sucks. He starts crying, thumbs up for male vulnerability!, but it's kinda played for laughs via her awkward patting of him. Because of course (and I bet the late Daddy Bridgerton would never have lost his composure like that, but he didn't gamble, either, and these are the Featheringtons)

Lord B leaves Opera Girl for THE DUEL (I feel like this almost deserves a ™ by now).

We get gallopping horses! The drama! The panache! Daphne asks Ducktail Colin where it's going down because she wants to stop them, insert pandering feminist ranting about her choosing her own life but I don't really feel it and I wonde where her bangs go when she sleeps because her hair looks so different all of a sudden.

Lord B makes Middle Bridgerbro promise to care for Opera Girl in case he dies.

More gallopping horses! Daphne and her billowing cloak are pretty epic, to be honest, and there's Ducktail Colin on her heels. It's basically a family outing now!

Ugh, I like the seconds in this duel so much more. They should just off and go for a pint or something and leave Lord B and Dukey to their misery.

Duelling protocol ensues. Ten steps, blah blah, nice camera work, though.

Daphne full on rides into her brother's bullet, but she's fine (it would have been so dramatic, can you imagine? It would have been interesting!).

Oh no, they were seen (by her romantic rival, back when they had the dramatic make-outery in the park at the ball after the botched proposal. Sorry, Cressida is such a much better name than Daaaaphneeee. I have a RPG character called Cressida, I might be biased.), she's ruined if they don't marry!. and so she is basically emotionally blackmailing him into marrying her. But he can "never give [her] children!", and goes on how she deserves a household full of love like her family home because the Bridgertons are such a perfect family. God, they all annoy me so much.

Daphne ends the duel by saying that the Duke and her are to be married, with a pained facial expression, no less. I think I just wanna throw a pie in her face or something.

And that concludes Episode 4. That was a long one! Only four more to go! So this is

To be Continued!

Thank you for making it this far with me!

[thereallinksstuff]

Uhm here's my first fic in like 8 years, I hope it isn't to bad.

Fandom : sander sides ,

Pairings: intrulogical, background royality hint of anxciet

Words: idk fahm

He felt the familiar tug of Thomas summoning them, he sighed in annoyance at being disturbed.

He popped up just like any other day he was summoned only this time everyone was staring at him. "Why are you all looking at me as though my head has turned into Barneys armpit?" 

"Uh....Nice outfit logan" Virgil managed through his suprise at logan not being in his normal tie and black polo.

Looking around the room at everyone staring at him, Logan realised he hadn't changed into his work clothes. No instead he was wearing large spiked combat boots, torn black skinny jeans, with a sleeveless punk rocker style Jean vest. Even his hair was a vibrant blue instead of the normal brown.

"Uhm...Logan? How come your dressed like that?" Patton had asked curiously.

being pulled from his thoughts by Patton's question logan turned to look at the fatherly side,

"Well it is not my usual attire, I am comfortable like this. I merely forgot to change before popping up. If you would all continue with the discussion you were having prior I would be grateful."

"I agree, let's get back on topic." 

Logan was thankful for their host for helping in getting everyone's eyes off of him.

For the next hour or so they discussed whether or not Thomas should do one thing or the other, He didn't pay much attention. He was too focused on a strange feeling (heh feeling) that someone was in his room.

As soon as Thomas had his issue resolved Logan was the first to say goodbye, of course with a reminder to drink water and be healthy, but he was out of there quickly.

When he got back to his room he didn't immediately see anyone there, curious as to why he felt like someone had been. Looking around his room he noted how all the books were in place, his bed was still neatly made, his closet doors were slightly open as he had left them. Taking a moment to double check inside his closet, he felt like someone had their eyes on him. As he walked out of his closet he noticed a small paper and box on his desk.

Making his way over he examined the note with a strange curiosity.

To Lo,

I have a proposition for you, if you would like more info, check the kitchen  ; )

From, someone.

As curious as Logan was about the note, he loved a good puzzle after all,  he looked inside the little box. Inside there was a small space pin that had 'viva la pluto' written on a small ribbon. To say he was shocked was an understatement, he was baffled as to who would have given him something so nice and who would have gone through the trouble of learning about his disdain for Pluto no longer being a planet. 'It is a planet, stupid people.' he thought as he placed the pin on his vest. Making his way down to the kitchen he noticed Patton making dinner with Roman and Virgil not around, possibly in their rooms.

"Hello Patton, I wanted to apologize for my appearance today with Thomas, I nearly forgot to change, I will make sure it doesn't happen again."

Turning around and smiling brightly at Logan, Patton just gave him a shrugging wave. " It's alright Logan, I think we were all just surprised to see you...all punked out." "I understand the confusion Pat, I tend to only allow myself to dress this comfortably when there is nothing that will need my sudden appearance."

He Gave Patton a small smile while looking around the room, he noticed a small deep blue note on the counter, "hey pat, who's the note for?"

Patton turned and followed Logan's gaze- " oh that? Im not sure who it's from but it's got your name on it." Logan walked over and picked up the note, choosing to pocket it for the moment. "Well I am going to go reorganize my books, I shall see you at dinner Patton." He finished saying as he walked into the shared living room. Pausing for just a moment to read the note.

To my Star

I know you like to read so check your favourite book to find the next clue

From someone cool.

As he made his way back up to his room he couldn't stop himself from theorizing who the notes were from, it wouldn't have been Patton as he was with Roman, and Roman well, to be honest he didn't think Roman would do something this simple..

As he entered his room, he almost immediately noticed ' the murder of Agitha Christy ' sitting on his bed- not on the shelf. Sitting down on his bed picking up the book, he fondly remembered the first time he read the book, it was such a nice memory. When he opened the book he saw the note, gently taking it out and setting the book back on his bed, he read the note.

To My Sun,

I know this has been short but here is your final clue, meet me where you'd least expect me, yet exactly where someone like me would be.

Love your admirer.

'My Admirer?' he thought to himself as he got up to return his book to its place. Thinking logically he slowly went through the list of who it could be, Patton and Roman were quickly ruled out seeing as they were together. Only for a moment did he think it'd be Virgil, but realizing that Virgil currently likes Deciet, it wouldn't be him.  Pacing back and forth in his room for a good 20 minutes he decides to try looking around the 'basement.'

No it wasn't really a basement more like where deciet and Remus chose to have their rooms.

Walking down the hallway that leads toward the 'dark sides' as Roman puts it, login again felt like he was being watched.

Making his was down to the common area for the 'dark' sides logan looked around seeing neither deciet or Remus. After a few moments of looking he sighed and thought out loud to himself. "who would send these notes, especially to me?' after all he was the 'nerd' he was logic. Although he didn't enjoy the nerd aesthetic as much as his punk one, he just couldn't get his thoughts to a conclusive answer about why someone would admire him.

Lost in his thoughts he didn't notice Remus come up from who knows where to stand right infront of him.

"HIYA Logan, whatcha doing down here?"

Be started into reality, login recomposed himself before answering, "I was looking for the author of some notes that I've been left, I am merley looking everywhere." He replied maybe. Little quickly, he had hoped Remus didn't pick up on it.

"Oh well, that sounds fun can I help you??"

Remus asked while bouncing on his feet, seemingly excited about being able to help someone. For a few moments logan questioned why Remus would want to help him, however he couldn't bring himself to a logical conclusion as to why he shouldn't let him help. He sat down on the couch that was behind him, and held the note out to Remus. "This is the last note I received however I do not know who the author is, and such I figured I just look around in places I wouldn't normally go." He finished with a huff, looking up towards Remus. He was reading the Note and doing his weird thinking face, Logan took this time to really get a look at Remus, he wasnt in his normal Dukey attire, he was wearing something more akin to how logan was dressed. Biker boots, ripped cutoff shorts, a black sleeveless t-shirt that read 'could be gayer' across the chest and a fully studded and patch covered Jacket. Logan laughed a little to himself about the similarities between his and remus's styles.

"Well, do you have an idea as to where I should look Re?"

Almost as if he had forgotten Logan was there Remus blinked then bounced right back into energy town. "I DO!!" He shouted and grabbed logan by the wrist. "I know this seems kinda crazy but just follow me!" Remus bounced forward dragging logan along with him. Ignoring the nice feeling of having someone else hold you, Logan followed after Remus, hoping it wasn't to far.

"Okay I'm gonna need you to close your eyes and trust me." Remus asked as he stopped in front of a door Logan didn't recognize. "May I ask why Remus, I do not wish to be the subject of your pranks."

Remus looked around quickly trying to come up with an excuse, not being able to think of a good one, he replied simply. "it's a surprise! But also because we have to cut through a part of my imagination. And I don't want you to be er.. grossed out?" Remus finished quietly, being considerate of the others feelings was a bit strange to Logan, seeing as Remus rarely did it, however he was more curious as to who the author of the notes was. He made the decision to trust Remus, and of he was honest with himself, he was hoping Remus was the author, seeing as he liked Remus for quite a while now.

"Alright Remus, I trust you to keep me safe, we can go when you are ready." Logan adjusted his glasses to look at Remus, who had been staring at logan with a wide grin plastered on, but slowly it wavered as he processed what logan had said. "You...you actually trust me enough to enter my imagination?" He asked, looking down rubbing his hands awkwardly together.

"Well yes, you may not have the nicest or cleanest thoughts and ideas, but you are a part of Thomas, and to be honest with you Remus, there are times when I prefer deciet and yours company more than the others. You are unpredictable and can be a bit much however, I have no reason to not trust you. You have never directly hurt me, or the others - well minus roman."  Hoping that He didn't pick up on the emotions behind his words, Logan let out a small breath he didn't realize he was holding as Remus bounced in excitement. "Okay, let's go!"

Grabbing Logan's hand instead of wrist this time, Remus pulled logan into his imagination as soon as the other's eyes were closed.

Logan now with his eyes closed and his hand in remus' , he hoped Remus knew where he was going, but then again, He tended to know a lot of weird things, so he let himself get pulled along what sounded like a dirt path. Every so often he would hear humming from Remus as the walked. It had only been 10 minutes of walking but to Login it felt like longer, what with his eyes being closed and all that.

"Okay stay right there with your eyes closed." Remus had asked him calmly, with what seemed like nervousness in his voice if only a little.

"I.. uh okay" Logan replied trying to show as little confusion as possible. He could hear Remus walk towards and open something but, without the visuals he couldn't identify it, so he waited patiently playing with the various spikes on his wristband.

Remus slowly walked back over to Logan, a bouquet of wilted flowers in his hands (he tried for days to make living flowers but couldnt)

He gently tapped logan on the shoulder, "okay you can open your eyes now" he said with such gentleness that the other had not heard before, slowly opening his eyes and looking at his surroundings, he couldn't help but to be shocked. Up in the night sky there were thousands of glowing stars with a large shining moon bathing both men in a nice calm light.

As Logan looked around he noticed the partially alive trees and bushes that surrounded the clearing they were in. Remus had a wonderful imagination,sure, there were random creatures wandering around and random dirty jokes personified everywhere but it was wonderful in its own way. He wondered why so few were willing to see it.

Finally looking over at Remus, Logan noticed how he was already looking at him, with a goofy grin on his face holding what seemed to be withered flowers. "I know you are a hesitant person sometimes and that you like to do things in the most logical order. However demented or disturbing to the other my ideas and thoughts are, you help them to understand me better. Which I can't thank you enough for. So Logan Sanders...would you like to...go kill people together?  LikeBoyfriendsShould? On a regular bases?"

It took a moment for logan to process all of what Remus had been saying, and if his thinking was right Remus was the author of the notes, and he was asking him out in a very Remus way...

For once Logan didn't have the words to respond, the side he has had feelings for, for a while is asking him out and to be his boyfriend. Before his logical thinking could stop him he stepped forward grabbing Remus by his jacket collar pulling him into a kiss.

Taking the kiss as a yes, Remus slid his hands around Logan's waist, kissing him back with passion in an attempt to communicate how happy he is. When they pull apart logan looks at him with a sparkle in his eyes that was usually reserved for learning. However right here right now, with Remus, in his imagination logan couldn't be happier, even with all his grossness or disturbing thoughts, Remus was the one for him.

"Thank you, and to verbally express my feelings, I accept your offer to be in a romantic relationship, Darling."

"Haha I figured from the kiss but thank you, to hear you say it makes my heart explode into a million pieces hahah." Leaning his head on Logan's shoulder the two sit and talk until dinner, to which they both go to, sharing glances and holding hands, much to everyone else's confusion. they lived punkily ever after.

I hope y'all like it, let me know if you do

Sorry for any errors in grammer or spelling, it isn't my strong suit

#sandersides #punk logan #punk logan sanders #punk remus #punk remus sanders #writing #intrulogical #royality #anxciet #be nice i havent written i years

[the-duke-of-nuts]

Calling it right now that someone out there is gonna make a “Vase Theory” because Roman broke the RED vase

#it's gonna be the crayon theory all over again #roman #roman sanders #ts roman #sanders sides #thomas sanders #ts spoilers #sanders sides spoilers #dukey discusses

[hiddendreamer67]

Switching Sides

Summary: Deceit convinces Remus and Virgil to join him as disguising themselves as light sides: Deceit as Patton, Remus as Roman, and Virgil as Logan. It’s a surprise to no one when they’re caught. Afterwards, it’s discussed if Virgil has become a good person- er, side.

October Prompt #8: Switched

Check out more of my writing at @hiddendreamerwriting!

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“Ooh, would you look at that!” Remus purred, twisting his hips this way and that as he held out his wrist to inspect, playing with the golden cuff links. “Who knew my brother’s clothes were so loose?”

“Remus, if you thrust your hips in my direction a third time, I will stab you.” Deceit growled threateningly, in the process still of adjusting the prince costume to fit the more eccentric creativity. Virgil looked on, feeling a bit out of place.

“So… why do I have to be Logan again?” Virgil looked at the tie around his neck, already too tight. He went to loosen it, but a look from Deceit made him stop messing with it.

“Because I’m the only one who can play Patton.” Deceit stood up, dusting off the light blue polo he wore. It was strange, seeing ‘Patton’ act so calm and collected. It was obvious ‘Roman’ was still Remus, what with the way he kept wiggling his eyebrows, but it was still odd to see Remus without his mustache. “I would also be the most convincing Logan, but you have no pep and Remus has no morals.”

“Morals are boooooooring.” Remus groaned. “Let’s set some houses on fire!”

“Remus, if we pull this off, Thomas will listen to all your ideas.” Deceit assured him, wrapping an arm around Remus’ shoulders.

“What? No!” Virgil immediately protested. “That goes against my job, keeping Thomas safe!” 

Deceit frowned, coming closer to Virgil. “I was lying to him.” He explained quietly.

“...oh.”

“Now Virgil.” Deceit looked him dead in the eye, and Virgil shifted uncomfortably at seeing Patton’s face so serious. “You’re losing your touch. You’ve grown soft with them.”

“No, I...I haven’t.” Virgil defended himself lamely.

“Yes you have!” Remus piped up, not attempting to be subtle about your eavesdropping. “You didn’t even try to give a witty comeback there! You used to be all bark and no bite and now you’re not even a bark.”

“I’ll bark you right up a tree.” Virgil groaned, rubbing his forehead. “What? No, I- whatever. Creativity isn’t my thing.”

“I know- it’s mine.” Remus gave a smug little twirl. “Oooooh, I’m so excited to be center stage again! We should really switch things up more often.”

“We can’t, the others are never going to be okay with this.” Virgil warned.

“The others are never going to know.” Deceit gave Virgil a pointed look. “And so long as we pop in so that Thomas doesn’t actually summon them, Thomas is never going to know either.”

“What, you don’t think he’s going to suspect something when ‘Patton’ is telling him to do the opposite of yesterday, ‘Roman’ is unbelievably horny, and ‘Logan’ is a stuttering mess?” Virgil knew himself well enough to know he was no Logan. 

“Stop thinking of worst case scenarios.” Deceit instructed him, which was basically equivalent to telling a human being to stop breathing. “Thomas hardly listens to Logan, simply use some slang incorrectly and he’ll never suspect a thing.”

“And what about you two?” Virgil raised an eyebrow at Remus, who was looking beneath Roman’s clothes. “I doubt Dukey over there will be able to keep it in his pants.”

Deceit grimaced, seeming to be thinking along the same lines. “Yes… that might be our biggest challenge, but I have a few excuses up my sleeve. Mostly framing it as a change brought on by Thomas’ lack of ability to get a boyfriend.”

“So you’re going to guilt trip him.” Virgil’s expression darkened.

“It’s hardly a lie.” Deceit scoffed, which was rich coming from the embodiment of deception. “Why do you think Remus even exists? All those suppressed hormones had to be bottled up somewhere.”

“I think you mean whore-moans.” Remus teased.

“He did not.” Virgil deadpanned.

“But don’t you get it? It’s got whores and moaning! Man I’m really good at this pun thing, maybe I should be Patton.” Remus mused.

“No!” Deceit snapped. “No more switching around. I’m Morality, you’re Creativity, and you’re Logic.” Without another word he disappeared, and up above Virgil could hear the faint beginnings of his act.

Virgil frowned, glancing up and wondering if he should go get the light sides after all. He wasn’t a dark side anymore, they would listen to him… right? But was that what’s best for Thomas? Should Virgil be even worrying about what’s best for Thomas if Thomas was so clearly becoming a bad person? A normal human wouldn’t have nearly so many dark aspects of himself tucked away. But giving the controls over to the subconscious didn’t feel very safe, either.

Virgil’s frown deepened, fiddling with the tie again. Logan would know what to do- the real Logan. He’d know the best logical solution, even if Roman didn’t like it and Patton hated him for it.

“They’re never going to trust you again.”

Virgil’s head snapped up. Remus was grinning at him cheerfully from across the room, making Virgil feel like a cornered mouse. It was clear Remus had noticed the way Virgil was fondling the tie.

“Especially not Thomas.” Remus crowed. “Not after this. You know Logan doesn’t like others playing with his toys.” 

Virgil growled, watching Remus sink out to join Deceit above. He hated that that moron was right- it reminded him of the few times Roman had an admittedly good idea. 

The anxious side shook his head. He really was growing soft- why should he care if Thomas didn’t trust him? He didn’t need to trust him. Virgil did what he needed to do to protect Thomas, for better or worse. And if Thomas would be more willing to see Virgil’s reasoning if he was ‘Logic’... perhaps this really was for the best. Logan was always able to keep Patton and Roman in check, surely Virgil could do the same with Deceit and Remus. It’s for the best.

Despite telling himself this, Virgil felt a sick feeling in his stomach as he rose up to fill the final spot.

“Logan’s here!” Deceit cheered, in a way that Virgil could almost believe it was Patton. Almost.

“Yes, hello Patton.” Virgil greeted awkwardly, shifting to try and adjust his posture. Logan stood up straight, he didn’t slouch. “Thomas, what’s…” Virgil trailed off, his words caught in his throat for a moment as he looked to the human himself. Thomas was looking to him with such pure confusion, in a way that made it clear that he wanted answers and trusted no one else to tell him the truth. 

Even on the best of days, Thomas never looked at Virgil that way. Anxiety had to be kept at a distance and feared.

“Cat got your tongue, Nerdy Numby?” Remus tilted his head curiously, and Virgil caught a dangerous glint in his eye clearly urging Virgil to speak.

“I seem to be… out of the loop.” Virgil cleared his throat, forcing himself to meet Thomas’ expression. Oh good lord, now Thomas was looking at him with concern, too. Thomas was concerned for him! Well not him, but Logan, and- “What seems to be troubling you, Thomas?”

Thomas frowned, looking around at the three of them. “...you’re acting weird.” He decided.

Tug.

“Whaaaaaaat?” Remus laughed awkwardly, in a way that perfectly resembled his light brother’s insecurities. “Thomas, I would never hide anything from you!”

“Roman, you’re freaking me out.” Thomas winced. “You’re kind of sounding like…”

Tug. 

“Roman’s not feeling very well.” Deceit wrung his hands nervously, the picture of an innocent lamb. “It’s all this talk of being good or bad or grey, it’s got him feeling… not so glittery! And I mean, how can a person really be grey, you can’t be a color-”

“Patton, you’re deflecting again.” Thomas pointed accusingly 

TUG. 

Virgil’s eyes widened in sudden recognition of the tugging sensation in his gut, recognizing the pull of a summoning. “Thomas, you’re getting quite anxious.” Virgil said, a bit louder than necessary as he gave the other two a warning glance.

“And that’s just it!” Thomas threw his arms up in exasperation, the tugging getting even stronger to the point where Virgil had to cling to the stair post to stay upright. “Of course I’m feeling anxious, you all are acting like- like kooky cookies and yet despite this unpleasant feeling that something is absolutely wrong Virgil is nowhere to be-”

CRASH!

All heads whipped around to Virgil, who had been all but thrown against the wall in his usual spot. He groaned, slowly standing up. The glasses he wore were skewed and the tie had become ruffled in the chaos of so forcefully changing spots. Well, guess that was one way to tell when Thomas needed him.

“...Logan?” Thomas murmured, looking hurt and confused as Virgil hunched in on himself. 

“Yes?” All dark sides froze, a chill going up their backs as the real Logan popped into place. He gave Virgil a considering look. “...why are you in my garments, Virgil?”

“Wait, Virgil?” Thomas looked around, giving all sides present a wary glance. “What about you, Patton?”

“I’m just as confused as you are, Kiddo.” Deceit shrugged meekly. Thomas gave Logan an inquisitive glance, wanting the truth. 

“Deceit!” Logan exclaimed, revealing the impostor with an exuberant point of his finger.

“Oh dear, nothing gets by you, does it, Logan?” Deceit rolled his eyes, folding his arms over his chest as his scales reappeared. 

“And you’re Remus!” Thomas accused, pointing to the one in princely garb.

“Yours unruly!” Remus grinned, his mustache reappearing. “My brother’s a bit tied up at the moment.”

“Don’t wink when you say that.” Virgil groaned. 

“Thomas, it appears that the previously subconscious aspects attempted to trick you into believing they were Patton, Roman, and myself.” Logan informed him, stating what was now the obvious.

“Well yeah, thanks Logan, I got that far.” Thomas squinted at each impostor in turn. “I mean, I’d expect that from you two, but…” Thomas’ gaze fell on Virgil, and Virgil felt the immediate urge to sink down into the subconsciousness forever. “Why’d you do it, Virge?”

“I…” Virgil’s tongue felt like sandpaper, and he focused on taking off the glasses instead of answering the question. 

“I’m quite curious about that, as well.” Logan admitted, looking at Virgil intently but not yet with judgement. Virgil closed his eyes, wishing he wasn’t about to destroy all of that trust.

“...you really should keep better track of your sides, Thomas.” Deceit spoke up, drawing all attention to him as he inspected his nails. Or were they still Patton’s nails? “They’re getting too easy to manipulate.”

Virgil raised an eyebrow, on edge and wondering what sort of scheme Deceit was plotting now.

“First it was Patton, then Roman, now Virgil…” Deceit tsked, looking up to Logan. “I think Logic is next to be knocked down a peg, don’t you?”

“Impossible.” Logan informed him with a scoff. “Knowledge and reasoning are not so easily swayed as those who base their crucial functions on the unsteady structure that is emotions and- ugh- feelings.”

“I doubt that there’s not a chink in your armor.” Deceit hummed. “After all, Virgil had Thomas fooled that he was a good side.”

“Virgil is a good side!” Thomas insisted, and Virgil’s heart couldn’t decide if it wanted to swell in size of shatter entirely. 

“Is he?” Deceit looked unconvinced. “How incredibly naive of you. I think Virgil is as good a side as you are a good person.”

“I… I am a good person.” Thomas said slowly.

“You hesitated!” Remus was quick to point out happily. “Come now Thomas, join the dark side, live a little looser.”

“Virgil and Thomas are equally good, considering ‘goodness’ is a social construct and arguably meaningless.” Logan didn’t seem to be filling either with much faith. “Despite Virgil’s strange actions today, his record indicates that he intends to protect Thomas. For this reason, we can conclude that he has a ‘good’ average, so to speak, despite morality not being mathematically quantifiable-”

“Logan, we need English, buddy.” Thomas interrupted.

Logan sighed, but he took a moment to readjust his wording. “Thomas, you trust Virgil to be good, yes?” 

Thomas looked to Virgil, staring at the anxious side for a very long time. “Of course I do.” He said finally.

“Then he is, inevitably, good.” Logan gave a decisive nod. “We are only figments of your consciousness. Our capability to be helpful and sincere is dependent on your perception of us.”

“And what about Tommy-Boy himself?” Remus argued. “If he’s bad, we’re bad.”

“Perhaps, but-”

“No butt’s about it!” Remus joked, giving a cheeky grin.

Logan gave him an unimpressed look, not a fan of being interrupted. “Perhaps, however, we have been figuratively running in circles deciding if Thomas is a ‘good’ or ‘bad’ person. The fact of the matter is we have no control over how others view him morally. It becomes not an issue of who Thomas is, but rather who you trust him to be.” 

Logan turned, his attention now focused to Virgil. “It is logical to have fears about how others will view Thomas, but worrying excessively will drive Thomas to be unproductive and miserable, stuck unable to decide for himself. Sometimes it is necessary to take a step back, reevaluate your purpose and trust others to do their function. Taking control of responsibilities that are not your own will only hinder the system as a whole.”

Virgil coughed, awkwardly rubbing his neck in shame. “That uh… that’s a real long-winded way to tell us to ‘stay in our lane’.” 

“Oh Logan, I’ve been thoroughly scolded.” Deceit bat his own hand sarcastically, looking no less repetitive. “How you’ve thwarted me again. I certainly won’t be back.” With this ominous note, Deceit sunk out.

“Bye Tomma-lomma-ding-dong, see you in your dreams~!” Remus waggled his fingers, sinking out as well.

“Please don’t.” A weary Thomas sighed, wondering what Remus would have in store for him tonight.

Virgil shifted, feeling uncomfortable. “...guess that’s my queue.” He felt uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but at the same time a small, desperate part of him willed anybody to stop him, to say he hadn’t forever screwed up the meager amount of acceptance he had gained the past few years.

Uninterrupted, Virgil sunk out, and a moment later Logan was beside him in the mind palace as well.

“Please return my articles of clothing to my room once they are cleaned.” Logan instructed. 

Virgil cringed. “Yeah, sure thing.” The clothes felt uncomfortably exposing now, showing far too much skin. Virgil didn’t know how Logan could stand being so vulnerable. “...Sorry.”

“Apology accepted, Virgil.” Logan nodded in thanks. “I will see you tomorrow.” 

“You will?” Virgil did little to hide the surprise in his tone. 

“Yes?” Logan gave him a confused glance. “You and I are critiquing Roman’s suggestions, are we not?”

“I… kinda thought you’d never want to see me again.” Virgil admitted. 

“That very idea is absurd.” Logan adjusted his tie. “We occupy the same mind, it is impossible to avoid contact entirely.”

“No, i mean…” Virgil groaned, rubbing his hand down his face. “I totally was an ass today! I tried to switch back to my old habits, and I almost hurt Thomas.”

“...but you did not.”

“But I could’ve.”

“You did not.” Logan insisted. “It is logical for you to have relapses into less than ideal behaviors, but regardless of your darker habits it is clear that you are no longer the individual you once were. Your old allies made that clear today.”

“I...I guess they did.” Virgil wasn’t sure how to feel about that. The isolation was- good? It meant he was a light side, at least in their eyes. 

“In your case, I would be more worried about the mental images you have now supplied Thomas.” Logan allowed himself a sly smirk. “I’m certain Roman will be quite amused when a lot of strange materials appear in his half of the dream workshop tonight, likely featuring you as a typical ‘nerd’.”

Virgil went ghostly pale, realizing his fatal error. “...oh no.”

Logan chuckled, giving Virgil an only slightly awkward pat on the back. “It is… reassuring to have you on our side, Virgil.”

#october 2019 #switched #sanders sides #deceit #deceit sanders #remus sanders #remus #virgil sanders #virgil #logan sanders #logan #I hope everybody feels in character and this makes sense #get it because its about switching as in pretend switching #and also real switching because Virgil has switched sides #thomas sanders #thomas

[shandycandy278]

Okay, so @jellyfish-swims-through-gold @krystal-twi and @tkwolf45 and I were all talking on the Writer’s War Discord Server (clearly).

TK sent an image of Remus from @thatsthat24’s ‘Sanders Sides’ series. It basically had a picture of Remus’ face over Flowey’s (Hi, I’m Dukey. Dukey the Duke), and it got us in a discussion about which side would fit which Undertale character. It was decided that Patton was Toriel, Roman was Mettaton, Logan was Alphys, and Remus being Flowey/Asriel.

We couldn’t figure out who Virgil and Deceit would be though, so then Golden suggested that the sides were all the fallen children going through the Underground. Everything that we talked about can be found below.

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First, their soul colors:

Patton has Kindness

Virgil has Perseverance

Logan has Integrity

Roman has Determination

Deceit has Justice

And Remus’ soul is just pure chaos. (Or Bravery now that I think about it, because you’d have to be REALLY brave to do some of the stuff he does).

For the Pacifist/Neutral Route, we have:

Everyone telling Remus and Deceit to Shut Up while they’re trying to befriend the characters.

Patton is all over Alphyne.

Logan questions everything throughout the whole journey, trying to figure out how things work and why.

Logan was in denial at first.

Logan’s first order of business once they reached Snowdin was to go to the Library and read EVERYTHING.

He’s also the one who has to try everything from every possible angle before they can continue.

Roman hides the fact that he can Reset from everyone, so everyone thinks that they started to have strange visions about alternate futures.

Logan figures out what’s going on once they reach waterfall. He confronts Roman and agrees to keep it a secret so long as Roman uses his power wisely.

Deceit eavesdropped on that conversation but doesn’t say anything.

Virgil does not trust ANYONE outside of Toriel and Papyrus.

Virgil actually wanted to stay behind with Toriel, but the idea of his friends leaving him left him so anxious he ended up going along with them anyway.

Patton instantly gets into a Pun/Joke-off with Sans. Logan hates it.

Because they’re ‘monsters’, Roman wants to fight them and achieve glory.

Roman almost killed a monster, but Patton stopped him and convinced him to show Mercy instead.

Roman still wears the monsters down before sparing them.

Roman gets EXTRA dramatic around Mettaton, much to Logan and Virgil’s annoyance.

Roman actually single-handedly defeated Mettaton with his awesome acting skills.

Roman feels bad about it after the battle though.

Patton was absolutely PETRIFIED when it was time to fight Muffet. He wouldn’t stop screaming bloody murder. The only reason they all survived was because Logan and Virgil managed to pull them all out of there.

Patton also got into a Pun/Joke off with Toriel. Logan was banging his head against the wall.

Remus walked through Hotland and half of waterfall in his birthday suit.

Whenever Sans tried to pull a prank or something, Remus revealed him.

Papyrus thinks that Deceit is really nice. Virgil is not happy about this.

And for Genocide, we have:

It would start because of Virgil and Roman. Virgil would insist that we couldn’t trust them and Roman would do what Princes do.

Patton’s the only one against it from the beginning.

After Papyrus dies Virgil realizes that this ISN’T how things were supposed to go. Patton forgives him and together they stay in Snowdin and start making graves for the monsters that were killed.

Once Virgil leaves, Deceit takes over what he had done before.

Logan’s neutral because both sides have very good points, but Logan realizes that something is happening while they’re walking through waterfall. Roman has changed.

Logan tries to talk to Roman about it and get him out of whatever it is he’s in, and they get into a really big argument. Logan ends up returning to Snowdin. It’s just Roman, Deceit, and Remus now.

Roman feels really bad about what he’s done, but he believes he’s doing the right thing and he isn’t about to stop.

When it’s time to fight Sans, Roman doesn’t even care anymore.

At some point while they were walking through Hotland, Deceit and Remus left Roman. No one knows where they are or what they’re doing, but they didn’t leave because they were upset with Roman. They were just bored.

Roman is alone when Chara appears before him.

At some point while they’re talking, Roman breaks down and starts crying for hours.

In the end he agrees to erase the timeline.

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Okay, but listen...

SHE RA PRINXIETY/LOGICALITY AU

I’ve actually been brainstorming this for a while, but never actually wanted to write anything down, so here’s a brain dump.

ROMAN: Adora

They’re both desperate to save their friends and they really love being seen as a hero. Roman’s always suspected something was up with the Horde but he’s never questioned it because he’s always been on the good side of Shadow weaver

Roman definitely be simping over any good looking bois

After being told by Lighthope about the past SheRa, he gets scared that he’s gonna frick up too

Roman studies basically nothing, he gets by on raw talent

Back at the Horde, he was the most popular cadet out of everyone and all the Force Captains had high hopes for him

When he was a part of the Horde he was v e r y good friends with one of the other cadets. Like, all the other cadets knew he and Virge had some hard-ass sexual tension going on between them

When he joins the Rebellion, he keeps trying on all the outfits he can because aIN’T NOBODY GONNA STOP HIM NOW-

He’s really dedicated to al his friends and he keeps believing that Virgil will change, despite what Logan and Patton say

VIRGIL: Catra

Virgil displays loads of qualities of hating being left out, or being left out can lead to bad consequences in the Sanders SIdes episodes

He obviously doesn’t trust people right off the bat. He only ever trusted Roman with his secrets and weakness and he’s now on edge because his boyfriend is on the enemy side

He is never at training, because he always sneaks out to watch the Force Captains train, because he knows you can pick up more useful things. However, like Catra, Virge always sneaks back once the others have done all the work to finish the job and tease Roman

“Hey, princey. How’s it hanging?”

“Virgil. Did you really show up late just to let us do all the hard work? That is low, even for you.”

“Aw... You should know nothing’s too low for me. Now, c’mon, you look stupid hanging down there.”

Whenever he sees Roman in the battlefield out of SheRa mode, he tries to convince him to come home. If Ro is being a Glittery Princess, then Virge be like n o p e

Eventually, mid-way through season one, Virgil gives up trying to convince Roman to come back when he realises that Roman ain’t budging,

He hates Patton and Logan at first because he believes they tricked Roman into leaving him

Virge is a scared boi, he don’t wanna be left again

LOGAN: Glimmer

It makes sense tho

Glimmer and Logan both like being in control, they don’t really like waiting around before acting and they don’t think they’re better than everyone else

they know they’re better than everyone else.

But seriously tho, Logan is always trying to impress a mother that never notices his achievements and then he be like:

“Look, mom, I found another magic boi, can we keep him?”

He be like “A good defense is a good offense”

Really, really, really doesn’t like Virgil because one, Virgil be a Horde man, two, Virgil just doesn’t give up, three, Roman often stops listening when Virgil gets brought up in discussion and Logan doesn’t get it at all

PATTON: Bow

Tell me you don’t see it. Try and tell me you don’t think Patton is just like Bow

Do I even need to explain this one?

Big, cuddly, lovable Bow = Patton?

You see it?

Good

But also, Patton is the glue that holds Logan and Roman together sometimes

He is really heckin good at giving emotional speeches.

When he and Lo manage to kidnap Virge in season one, he starts randomly talking about Roman and he sees their prisoner go blush blush

Patton lowkey ships it

THOMAS: Queen Angelica

He means well

He just doesn’t do well

He too busy trying to keep people safe

Thomas supports Roman when it comes to trying to get Virgil to swap sides

Thomas believes there’s good in everyone, deep down.

Unless you be a Horde member who ain’t romantically platonically involved with your biggest, bestest SheRa buddy

He wants Logan to follow in his footsteps by being a really thoughtful King but Logan is too busy trying to win the war single handedly

EMILE: Scorpia

He be the best buddy Virgil could ever want

But Virgil doesn’t seem interested

He doesn’t know why nobody likes him when it comes to other princesses

He just wants to stick to the things he knows and he’s pretty okay being in the Horde

Don’t let him hug you

He won’t let go

But he gives the best hugs

When he finally meets Patton, the two make a deal to go around and hug  e v e r y o n e  in BrightMoon

REMUS: Entrapta

He just be vibin on his own

Whatever Virgil tells him to do, he ain’t listening

“Wait, what do you mean I’m fighting you guys now? I’m kinda just building my stuff- oh, shit, the war. Of course... Sorry, peeps, didn’t know”

Don’t tell me you can’t see him being Entrapta.

Emily is called Dukey

Remus doesn’t get why Virgil is so hung up on fighting Roman. He constantly tells him, ‘Boi, if you love him so much, just go fuck him because he will totally not say no-’

He finds it hilarious that Virgil shouts at him afterwards

JANUS: Hordak

He not a happy guy.

He just wants love and has no idea what to do when he gets love

Remus confuses him

Virgil is annoying

Emile just needs to get the fuck outta his way, but he’s okay

stop giving him therapy sessions, Emile, let him be an angsty snek in peace

Janus doesn’t care for peace, he just wants the world to know that he’s just as strong as the others

He never really cares about the destruction he causes, he’s just gotta get back to Horde Prime

Remy is Mermista

Valerie is Perfuma

Talyn is Frosta

Joan is Wrong Hordak. Convince me otherwise

#she ra #shera #she ra spoilers #im expanidng this later #authorchan's' she ra au #prinxiety she ra au #she ra au #prinxiety au #sanders sides au #logicality au #dukeciet au #demus au #demus #dukeciet #logicality #ts virgil #ts roman #ts logan #ts patton #ts janus #ts emile #cartoon therapy #emile picani #ts remus #ts intrusive thoughts #cartoon therapy au #also this is totally not an excuse for me to imagine Virgil with a cat tail

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Another Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides Videos (1/5)

In honor of the one-year anniversary of me watching Sanders Sides for the first time and becoming a Fander, I’ve decided to count down ANOTHER Top 5 Favorite Sanders Sides videos! If you didn’t see a video you think I should have discussed, be sure to check out the first list!

#5 is... “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”

GENERAL THOUGHTS

This was the first new video I watched since I became a Fander. I still remember seeing this video on my subscription feed while at my college orientation, but I had to watch it after I got home. And boy, at the time, was it worth it! I wasn’t aware that another Sanders Sides video was in the making, so that really added to the experience.

I’ll be honest when I say that at first, I did NOT care for Remus at all. I eventually got used to him (I think it was after a Fander said that Remus reminded them of Betelgeuse), but he’s still my least favorite of the Sides it doesn’t imply that I hate him!, primarily because the others outshine him imo. So, he had a really good introduction into this series.

The video as a whole was really well done. I loved the role Logan had to play and it made me grow to like him more. I also really liked what was discussed in this video, especially at the near end before Remus sank out and before popping up again after Roman gets back up.

FAVORITE PARTS/LINES OF DIALOGUE (in no particular order)

Although not my favorite song, “Forbidden Fruit” has one of my favorite edited sequences of the whole Sanders Sides series! It’s just so well done, and I was blown away the first time I saw it!

I noticed this as I was rewatching the sequence, but Remus stole something out of Thomas’s back pocket. I think that was his wallet!

“Secrets, secrets are no fun. Tell me now, or else we’re done.”

Tired Thomas flicking, and pretty much him in the first minutes of the actual video.

And then seeing Thomas go to the couch and take a quick rest. Ah! I love it!

Remus trying and failing to distract everyone with that demon-like screech.

“Your most extreme reaction is an eyebrow raise.” “FALSEHOOD!” *snaps fingers* “I stand corrected.”

Remus spewing a few disturbing thoughts REALLY made me feel uncomfortable (most notably, the nails on a chalkboard bit).

“I said... FIRGUREATIVELY. And that is why I say it. THAT! IS! WHY! I! SAY! IT!”

Virgil’s Dark Side revelation gets me feeling emotional the more I watch the video. Honestly, I thought it was already confirmed before this video, but mentioned by Thomas and his team. Overall, the scene still breaks my heart for my favorite stormcloud.

“Mystery loves company!” “N-. It’s ‘misery loves company’.”

Remus continuously shouting “Poopy!” like a fussy, attention-desperate child.

Virgil’s ‘accidental’ “sushi” pun.

Patton scolding Remus to put his ears back on.

“Since we call Roman ‘Princey’, does that mean we should call you... ‘Dukey’?”

And then that shot of Virgil containing his laughter. XD

Remus’s first entrance still freaks me out. Also, loved the soft piano cues of “Forbidden Fruit” whenever we got a shot of him on screen before knocking Roman out.

“Whoa, you guys are acting fishier than the Kraken’s crack.”

Patton clearly getting distraught about “animal torture”. Precious boi.

Virgil signaling Patton to stop talking just releases chaotic energy.

“We’re going to talk about something else now, okay? Patton, what are we talking about?” “Uh... 2005′s Just Like Heaven starring Mark Ruffalo and Reese Witherspoon?” “... Sure.”

Patton mentioning “b-hole”. Again, precious boi.

“Why wouldn’t it have been easy to say...? It was an 8-word sentence that’s... not laborious.”

The shot with Remus and Logan face-to-face with each other. SO GOOD!!!!

Logan and Patton trying out the White Bear experiment.

“Patton! Did a real good job!”

Knowing what happens in the end of “Putting Others First”, was Roman’s ‘realization’ foreshadowing of those events?

“What is my deal? Uh, b*tch, what is YOUR deal?”

Virgil calling Remus a “common cold”. Just that quick development from being scared to realizing how much of a lesser threat Remus gave me chills/good vibes.

“Alright, alright, alright! Am I right?” “That was not alright.” “That word’s been used so much now that it sounds all... wrong.”

Logan being unfazed by Remus throughout this entire video.

Low-key didn’t wanna know what “dork” could also mean, but I still got a good chuckle from it.

“Block out all the juicy stuff~.” “Don’t say ‘juicy’ in that context!” “Uh... juicy butthole?” “LESS okay!”

Patton looking at Virgil and gasping at him after calling him a “b*st**d”.

“No, Mommy, I don’t want the mashed potatoes.”

Logan being really cool throughout this video. I know I’ve said it, but there’s too many moments for me to explain here. XD

“So... we’re back to repression then? Logan said that that doesn’t work!” “That’s what repression is?!” Bless you, Patton.

Roman saying and doing a few of the exact same dorky things as Remus (most notably “Oh, shut up, nerdy Wolverine!” and their exits “BYEEE!!!!”)

“I’d say you just reek... FIGURATIVELY.” “Also, literally, though.”

That endcard scene.

“Of course you’re not a chick; you’re a metaphysical human being. A chick is a newly-hatched bird.”

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