#dude roast

[ruubesz-draws]

Wwwweeeeeee~

Ion dude probably regretting his life choices

That one scene from the Monarch series ep. 10

(Inspired by this gif:)

#godzilla #monarch legacy of monsters #ion dragon #episode 10 #you that fight was straight FIRE!!! #i loved it #and godzilla entering that scene #*chefs kiss* #why is he so cool and badass #ion dragon dude ain't got shiz man #dude wasn't built for this lmao #everyone is roasting him #it's kinda funny ngl #anyway godzilla is awesome as always #my boy is giga CHAD #do not repost #my art

[ne-cocoa]

I somehow finally drew Sandy (。-`ω´-)

#would it surprise you guys if I said this is my first attempt at a big burly type of dude #cause it IS 😭 #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #sketch #lmk art #lmk au #lmk mk #roasted marshmallows au #monkie kid mk #mk #qi xiaotian #lmk qi xiaotian #monkie kid qi xiaotian #lmk sandy #monkie kid sandy #sandy #jttw sandy #monkie kid fanart #monkie kid art #lmk aus #my art

[july-19th-club]

love neal and el they're both sexy young brunette things with charm and adventuresomeness to spare and what they've chosen to do with it is be obsessed to death with the world's most regular man

#they said oh my god his exciting home cooked pot roast. his medium hair color. his cheap beer. i cant not fuck him and love him forever #this dude lucked into BOTH plump heart-faced prettygirl who will do all of the flirting for you AND lanky hotman art thief at the same time #god knows he did not do that on purpose . he has a type and it's Visibly Out Of His League but luckily #they also have a type and it's PTA Father In Training Loves Dogs Loves To Cook Like A 1950s Housewife #white collar #q

[chloesimaginationthings]

Teenage dirtbag

#myart #chloesimagination #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #jodio joestar #usagi alohaoe #jojolands #JoJo part 9 #patreon request #finally drew that hot dog dude and it’s with a ‘your mom’ joke bye #these dudes are menaces I just know they roasting each other like this

[awesomechocolatesauce]

"If I were Devi, I would've picked Paxton."

Well, you're not Devi. She didn't love Paxton and she moved on from him.

Paxton didn't pick her, either. He moved on from her.

Ben never moved on from Devi. Devi never moved on from Ben. They dated other people to distract themselves from each other, but they were always drawn to each other.

In the end, there wasn't a choice. There was only Ben for Devi and Devi for Ben. You don't have to like it, but that's how it is.

#never have i ever spoliers #nhie spoilers #benvi #bevi #ben gross #devi vishwakumar #nhie #never have i ever #ben x devi #devi x ben #if I were Devi I would've picked Ben too #roasting each other is also my love language #no hate to Paxton #he's a good dude and I hope he's happy #jessica's personal stuff #text post #someone needs to take reddit away from me #anti daxton

[m-art77]

Do you guys ever think about how if redeemed!Durge pulls out of Gortash’s alliance after returning with Orin’s Netherstone that Gortash literally cannot rationalize their betrayal (and them now trying to kill him) by blaming their urge? Like how much of a complete mindfuck that would be for him. The Dark Urge just told him they’re 100% cured and now they’re trying to kill him? You know, the person who’s always been by their side, their partner in crime, their equal, and their (potential) lover; and now they’re trying to murder him. And prior to the amnesia, Gortash could always rationalize that if The Dark Urge tried to kill him one day that he could hand wave it as “they just couldn’t help themselves anymore” because of Bhaal’s hold on them. It doesn’t mean they wanted to.

But now, Bhaal is gone and The Dark Urge is moving in to kill him. There’s no way to rationalize it as anything else. The only person who ever cared about him is going to kill him, and he’ll die knowing everything they once had is completely gone. The Dark Urge doesn’t remember him. Their love for him died the moment Orin split their skull. The urge isn’t the reason they’re doing this. He’ll die knowing that they hate him.

#me to Gort: damn bro get ready for the whiplash cause it’s coming in at full force in 3 ..2…1…😵‍💫😵‍💫 #the anti-anxiety robe was really working overtime those last few moments #sad Gort noises (as I burn him alive) #my dark urge was like yeah fuck this dude I got Shart now lol #but secretly he was kind of sad like damn I really roasted this baddie 🥲 I can’t even revive him I feel bad🥲 #also daddy bane needs to stop torturing my man here #eternal punishment is 👎👎 #I hate that trope lol idc what the person did #it gives me the ick bad #esp cause like…Gort sucks fr but he deserves rest at some point like everyone else good or evil #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 durge #larian studios #the dark urge #gortash bg3 #gortash x durge #durgetash #enver gortash #lord gortash #also yeah Karlach loved him too so not the only person that cared about him #but I would argue that Gortash would say only Dark Urge knew the real him or whatever #even though I think that’s bullshit and Karlach saw a man capable of good and compassion but unfortunately he sucks #and can’t do a nice thing to save his life lmao

[sidsinning]

Twitter is so bad for artists guys 😭

#dont got perf anatomy get roasted #dont know how to draw certain body shapes get roasted #god the way western fans treat foreign artists is so foul #you dont draw this thing i want? die #+if your art doesn't immediately get likes and rtwts the day you post it gets lost forever and no one sees it again on their tl #when i was in middle school I was so lucky to have just 1 person who saw my art of marco from svtfoe #and kindly told me I should color his skin darker for proper rep #i took that criticism and improved #if I posted this drawing as a 14 yr old on twt today i wouldnt ever wanna share my art again after getting lambasted by a mob #ppl on twt be like #take criticism to improve #then the comment is #“LMAOOOOOO BE SRS DUDE😂” #rant #sidrabbles

[thedreadvampy]

white americans will be like oh british food is so unseasoned and underspiced and then talk as if taco bell is extremely flavourful. this is true I've seen it happen multiple times.

#red said #and yeah i have had American taco bell. it was fine. not exactly heavily seasoned though is it. #a cheeky nandos would fold these people in half like paper. they'd be those people who think medium is a test of will #it's just that when people talk shit about British food they seem not to have noticed #that our stereotypical national eating habits have for the last 50 years involved less jellied eels and more vindaloo #and now there's a lot to critique on that front too #such as the fact that your traditionally White British Dude approaches curry less as a tasty foodstuff and more as a masculinity challenge #so like. famously British Indian takeaways tend to flatten out flavours and focus on heat when catering to British tastes #idk what The Average Brit cooks at home bc it's obviously different family to family. #fryups are a solid reliable. roasts? but i feel like mostly pasta soup and pies? i mostly do curry bc it's cheap to make it taste good.

[mysicklove]

guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem

#🔪 - mello talks too much #i just roast them #it’s just so funny #i just love making fun of them #they are like my little dogs #i feel bad bc south african dude sent me a romantic instagram reel and i said ”don’t send me that romantic ass shit i will block u” #LMAOAOAOAAOAO #AND THEN I THREATENED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR LIKE 4 TIMES #and flipped off his house #it’s just so funny i can’t help it #like i am gen laughing rn bc dude i am so funny

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

me, spamming @shinygoku with screenshots from "thomas and the fat controller's engines": you know, there are so many good bits here that you might start to get the idea that this is a good book

me: but you'd be wronnng

#sooooooooo. wrong. #but! there are still small veins of gold in them thar hills! #gordon's misfortune in 'fire engine' being forgotten is balanced out by his great luck in 'birdstrike' being forgotten #because of the many good roasts in the series 'poor old gordon — fancy being stopped by a bird — that's nothing to *crow* about is it? 😎' #stands. like. RIGHT UP THERE. #... it would stand more up there if christopher wasn't endlessly addicted to lame dad jokes #and in just doing reprises of old rws hits #(including... his OWN?) #(i mean man rehashing your old man's material is one thing but did you just try to do a remix of 'drip tank' dude??) #/vent #the railway series #christopher awdry stories

[workingonit-currently]

For those that are watching Anthony's funeral roast

#smosh #funeral roast #anthony padilla #smosh funeral #anthony is dead #shayne topp #smosh shayne #angela giarratana #amanda lehan canto #courtney miller #ian hecox #the vessel #smosh pit #smosh games #just want to know dudes

[frankensteined]

recruiting wyll via having him show up at your camp after you've already recruited karlach is such a fun way to go about it. it's such an interesting flip of expectations: she's already part of a team, and he's the one surrounded by people who are ready to step in and stop him from hurting her (you even get campwide approval for warning him against hurting her!). he's still urged to see reason through his orders, except this time it's not coming from someone that he has been traveling alongside and has built a rapport with, it's from someone he's barely met (if he's spoken with them at all by that point!), but he still stands down after realizing how he's been manipulated. he's the one who has the hand extended to him to join up after all of that, from the very woman he'd been set upon hunting. he suggests a truce, and karlach offers him one better: allies. a whole camp filled with them.

it's just such a cool alternative to the more likely way you'll recruit the both of them, since you encounter wyll before meeting karlach, and it does such a good job of tweaking their stories just enough that your own imagination can do the rest in terms of figuring out party dynamics afterwards!

#baldur's gate 3 #court vs bg3 #idk which version of events i like best but it doesn't matter as long as they both end up ride or die for one another. which ofc they do! #shadowheart roasting wyll in the camp scene is so funny though #she does NOT trust this dude who showed up to attack karlach even if karlach is cool with him #wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate #bg3 spoilers #i guess i should spoiler tag it probably lol

[junkartie]

Bro I just saw the comics post from you and your boyfriend from before you were dating and I just want to say!!! I thought it was so cute how your way of drawing him progressed as you got closer to him

#its funny bc theres a convo in the notes of that comic #where me and my friend r roasting him #bcz i straight up did not like the dude

[pinkdean]

Hey what's your favorite thing anyone has ever called a tfw member? Mine is still when Samuel Colt called Sam a "giant fron the future" but evil jesus is just incredible

#cas calling sam an abomination and shit was good too #damn these dudes get roasted left and right

[elfdragon12]

Sabretooth isn't an idiot.

Sabretooth is an intelligent man, he's just extremely petty and stubborn.

#'Sabretooth is dumb' gets boring very quickly #No this dude set up a wire trap for Wolverine to ride straight into #Roasted him for becoming a teacher #Than few away on a jetpack #Marvel #X-Men #Sabretooth

[lazorbeanz]

Angy birb

#wave isn’t the only thing he roasts #I swear this dude is just like me in a way 💀 #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #jet the hawk #babylon rogues #sth #capcut #not my template