c!tntduo headcanon that Wilbur has literally nothing to do in life and he's a simp so he spends entire days just following Quackity around starting early morning and-
oh wait, that's just canon
anywho, this rant is made with the dedication for @fernlessbastard <333
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Butch | Lesboy | Bigender Lesbian
Art by me, free to use but credit appreciated, happy pride month
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I am in need of quackity boyfriend headcannons
He cannot live without physical touch. You cannot deprive this man of his love language, he’ll just jump on you if you even dare. Hand holding, arm linking, kisses, cuddles, hugs, anything including him holding or touching you.
When your laying down he’ll just jump next to you and wrap his limbs around you pinning you down to the bed while his head rests on your chest.
He’ll literally never leave you alone, he’d follow you around 24/7, “babe, love, darling, dear, my sweet, hermosa, mi vida, mi corazón, sweetie, honey” he’ll be holding your hand trying to get you to pay attention to him 😔🙏
Streaming. He needs you to be with him when he’s doing a big stream so whenever he’s nervous he can hold you hands, make small talk with you, or just kiss or hug you.
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How to beat an ostrich. Why are there answers, holy shit, there's a WikiHow. You think you can take me? Think you can take me?
"Can you give us, like, a dramatic reading?"
"Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can. Use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon"
There's a sidenote here: "If you have a gun. AIM for the ostrich's main body"
"Keep to the ostrich's side. Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face-to-face. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon."
STEP THREE
"Aim for the neck. Consider this to be the ostrich's weakest body part, despite their considerable size. Strike it where it is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly."
"Go for its legs. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, comma, take it. PERIOD. If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power."
Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this image. POV: You're Ostrich.
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