#dsbhottf

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slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherpuff #incorrect gryffindor #incorrect slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff #incorrect slytherpuff

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mobius, interrogating loki: what is your greatest desire?

loki: to rule everyone and become the people’s king and be the greatest sorcerer in history

mobius: …well i just wanted a jetski so that’s definitely something we don’t have in common

#mobius #incorrect mobius #loki #incorrect loki #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #loki series

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hufflepuff: forgive and forget ... forgive and forget

*three days later*

ravenclaw: you ready for that test in charms?

hufflepuff: oh no, i forgave the teacher for assigning it but i forgot it still existed

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #incorrect ravenclaw #incorrect ravenpuff #ravenpuff #ravenclaw #incorrect hufflepuff #hufflepuff #loosely based off of that one tiktok

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ravenclaw, dropping off gryffindor: have a safe trip home

gryffindor: can't guarantee that

ravenclaw, driving off: then die

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #ravenclaw #gryffindor #incorrect ravenclaw #incorrect gryffinclaw #incorrect gryffindor #gryffinclaw #i've def done something like this before

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gryffindor, trying to flirt: your bracelet makes you look like a ,,,,, prisoner?

hufflepuff:

gryffindor: OF LOVE !!!! PRISONER OF LOVE !!!! FROM ME- WAIT

slytherin, watching from afar: oh my god

#hello yes i'm still alive #harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #gryffinpuff #incorrect gryffinpuff #incorrect slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff #incorrect gryffindor

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the houses at a zoo

peacock: *lifts their feathers up*

slytherin: woah haha it wants to mate with you !

gryffindor, starting to take off their shirt: its not my ideal type but i can work with it

hufflepuff, hiding behind ravenclaw's back: TAKE THAT BACK, SLY, TAKE IT BACK

ravenclaw, highly amused: wait not yet though, i wanna see what happens next

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #incorrect slytherdor #incorrect slytherclaw #incorrect slytherpuff #incorrect slytherin #incorrect gryffinpuff #incorrect gryffinclaw #incorrect gryffindor #incorrect ravenpuff #incorrect ravenclaw #incorrect hufflepuff

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kidnapper: we have your son

tony: keep him. *hangs up phone*

kidnapper, bewildered, turning to harley: ????

harley: I TOLD YOU SO

#SHEEEEESH #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #tony stark #incorrect tony stark #iron man #incorrect iron man #incorrect harley keener #harley keener

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slytherin, reading a recipe: beat 3 eggs?? in hand to hand combat or...?

hufflepuff, waking up in a cold sweat: something’s wrong, i can feel it

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff #hufflepuff #incorrect slytherpuff #incorrect slytherin #slytherpuff

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hufflepuff: there's only one way to decide: rock paper scissors!!

slytherin: *does rock*

hufflepuff: *does scissors*

hufflepuff: i lost :(

slytherin:

hufflepuff: :(

slytherin: oH NO YOU WON!!! this is a soft rock

#slytherpuff #incorrect slytherpuff #incorrect slytherin #slytherin #harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #incorrect hufflepuff #hufflepuff

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hufflepuff: i had a fight with gryffindor and they told me to go to hell D:

slytherin: so you came to me, huh?

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #gryffindor #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #slytherin #hufflepuff #incorrect slytherpuff #slytherpuff #incorrect slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff #gryffinpuff

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bucky: *sips coffee, looking dramatically into the sunrise*

sam: i thought you didn’t like coffee??

bucky, draining his coffee down the sink: yeah i don’t, i just wanted to look cool

#or should i say....... CAPTAIN AMERICA YES PLEASE #dsbhottf #incorrect bucky barnes #bucky barnes #sam wilson #falcon #incorrect sambucky #sambucky #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #mcu incorrect #marvel incorrect #marvel incorrect quotes

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sam, glaring: barnes.

zemo, sipping his tea and narrowing his eyes: james.

bucky, sweating slightly: besties

#bucky barnes #incorrect bucky barnes #sam wilson #incorrect sam wilson #zemo #incorrect zemo #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #sambucky #incorrect sambucky

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gamora: i can't believe i'm saying this but i really love peter. he's my soulmate, my forever and always. i love him from the galaxy and back, and i would do anything to make sure he-

peter: *snores*

gamora: he doesn't come near me again why do i live like this

#mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu #dsbhottf #incorrect gamora #gamora #incorrect peter quill #peter quill #incorrect starmora #starmora

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the houses as leaders

gryffindor: *screams loudly to assert dominance, absolutely no one is fazed*

slytherin: STOP IT NOW

ravenclaw: *takes a selfie of themselves as their team continues to argue*

hufflepuff: go (reverse psychology)

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #gryffindor #slytherin #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #incorrect gryffindor #incorrect slytherin #incorrect ravenclaw #incorrect hufflepuff

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hermione teaching ron how to drive: ginny and harry are walking out onto the street as you're driving. what do you hit?

ron: definitely ginny

hermione: the brakes, ronald. i was talking about the brakes.

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #1 #incorrect ron weasley #ronald weasley #incorrect hermione granger #hermione granger #romione #ginny #incorrect romione

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slytherin: *whispers to lawyer*

lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case?

slytherin: just ask

lawyer, to hufflepuff: be honest, do you think they're cute

#harry potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect #harry potter incorrect quotes #dsbhottf #hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts #slytherin #hufflepuff #incorrect slytherpuff #incorrect slytherin #incorrect hufflepuff #slytherpuff