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bluegiragi · 8 months
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Heyyyy drunk anon again commmming atcha from the u-s-of-a
Don’t really care if you publish this, ik you’re a lil overwhelmed with all of us sending you messages and stuffs but I just wanted you to know I greatly appriechiate the amount of barracks bunny soap you provide, every day I’m thankful for your pareaon 💕
hello drunk anon my parasocial fondness for you grows with every drunk message you send. i hope you stay hydrated as always and that you don't have a bad hangover in the morning.
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sirpearl2 · 3 months
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pleasssse Sir, I'm sober enough. Besides intox play is sooooo hot. I don't want to wait for the morning 😭😭😭
No. I'm sorry, but I refuse to play with somebody who can't fully consent. And yes, intox play is fun, with people whom I trust and have negotiated with. Believe it or not, just because you throw yourself at me doesn't mean I'll just do whatever you want. I have boundaries, too. Please don't keep begging. Just get some rest. If this is what you want in the morning, feel free to reach out, and we can discuss
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Leon helping Ada trim/shave down there because her belly has grown where she no longer is able to see her feet, unable to bend much. maybe it’s before or after he cannot resist, maybe a certain tongue is involved, maybe a finger or two accidentally 👀🙈 slips in or something else slips in ksjdsj. ok bye 🏃‍♀️💨(drunk anon zooming zooming)
HELLO MY LOVE U ZOOM ZOOOMMM
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i am ashame to say
but when i watched eps of keeping up with the kardashians, i was lowkey into scott and kourtney. I KNOW THEY WERE BAD FOR EACH OTHER but they had cute moments. and scott def had lots of issues BUT ANYWAYS.
i feel like ada would not care too much if it got longer. but maybe she has a moment where she just kinda hates it and wants to do shave it but realizes she cant sjkdfbskjf
she doesn't really know how to ask, so she just straight up asks. and he's like- uhhhhh. yes? are you sure? what if i accidentally cut you or-
THEN DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE D:<
he's careful, maybe just using a trimmer
oh i forgot why i brought up the keeping up with the kardashians things. it was cause scott did it for kourtney when she was pregnant lol
anyways
i feel like after it's done, ada feels a bit sexier. she needs it since she's just still trying to get into her pregnancy body. she does feel like she's gotten better at accepting it but she takes the opportunity afterwards to treat herself to a spa day or something. she does her makeup, and ends up just walking around in some lingerie with her belly
DGNJKDGDFMG,FJDOU8S0GUDDJFHG
and leon walks in like, WITH A SNACK OR SOMETHING SJFBDSJK cause he's making sure she's eating enough
and she looks lIKE A FUCKING MODEL WITH HER LINGERIE, maybe her breasts have just gotten so full, they're kinda slipping out from the cups. she has sheer panties on so he can SEE EVERYTHING (also his handy work) HGJGKDNSGS
he's fuckin cringe and maybe just yells like, "HOOOO MAMA"
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drink water drunk anon! love u
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dnfao3tags · 5 months
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different drunk anon here :)
do you possibly have any drunk confession recs
ty ur da best homie 😚
extremely surprised my in vino veritas tag is almost empty
in vino veritas
— You Take My Self Control by genovashroom (mat. | comp. | 5k)
Dream cocked his brow. "It's always hilarious to see you guys make fools of yourselves." "Make fools of yourselves," George mocked in a whiney-American accent that sounded nothing like him. "Do you ever just shut up?" Sapnap giggled again. "Dream, dude, George fucked you." "I did?" George exclaimed, his eyes wide.
— Oh, you want the truth? by noquesadilla (teen | comp. | 10k)
Dream and George reunite during George's cousin's wedding celebration. Too bad there's a whole lot of pretending, cocktail drinks, and one big, impending truth.
— triple dog dare by tippysleeps (expl. | comp. | 12k | rule 63)
It’s hard then, to determine exactly when this thing between them grows legs and darts, jackrabbiting from George’s heart. It’s not like it’s sudden. It’s not like one day George wakes, looks out her window, and realises the sky is different. It’s not like the rain falls any lighter because she is in love. It’s not like the world notices.
— Freefall by jestbee (teen | comp. | 3k)
George gets drunk and confesses everything.
— undeniable you by twostorms (teen | comp. | 14k)
George's manager leaves for a two month vacation, in his absence placing George in charge of co-managing the store with Dream. The fact that George and Dream can't stand each other may create a slight problem.
— bejeweled by dizzy (expl. | comp. | 3k)
Dream drunkenly confesses something and George takes action. (Even if he's forgotten he actually did so by the next morning.)
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jaunefleurwrites · 11 months
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Juans you are sadistic. How can you leave a hangover like that?????!!!!!!
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It’s Jaune not Juans, that’s my uncle’s name. Anon, I’m not sadistic 😭. Also… Hangover???💀
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maxverstepponme · 1 year
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thanks beloved ok here we gooo <3 sorry if im mean it's the vodka
Lily - i love her but god i wish she was better at golf. has she won anything??? i want her to win everything. are u allowed to not win anything in golf ? what are the rules
Andrea - she's so out of fernando's league but u know what i love her. i love when wags have jobs. he's actually her hab
Elena - she's so hot holy shitttttt also esteban has great vibes so i'm sure she's actually a nerd . date me instead
Carmen - her job seems like the most boring thing in the world and george is also boring so perfect ❤️ otp
Egle - her and hulk have the ugliest baby i've seen in my LIFE and her crochet shit is a war crime but yes girl get that ugly badly crocheted bag
Louise - she seems so real probably the most normal wag tbh. best thing about haas rn
Kelly - rot in paedo hell u racist dumbass
HOLY SHIT THE PAEDO REMINDED ME U FORGOT KIKA OMG
Kika - GIRL DUMP HIM U CAN DO BETTER I PROMISE YOUUUU in 5 years u will look back and be like "why did i date him" LEAVE HIM!!!!
Carola - yes girl give us nothing!!! truly crazy that she's only like 26. anyway carola baby u deserve better than an ugly old man who will cheat on u first chance he can so leave him <3
Tiffany - she is GIVING life laugh love i think shes from australia but she is such a karen from kansas
WAIT U FORGOT ISA OMGGGG
Isa - that anon was right does she ever see carlos??? but also obsessed w the fact we know nothing about them lol . anyway girl get a measuring tape please your clothes dont fit
Eva - soulless empty eyes she looks old as hell compared to nyck "forever young" de vries
Lily - eva's soulless empty eyes reminded me of oscar and his gf who ALSO has soulless empty eyes but major disney princess hair. she also has crazy eyes but she's also perfect in every way i feel like she's got an animal best friend or something
DRUNK ANON PLS START USING AN EMOJI BECAUSE THIS IS SENDING ME INTO A NEW ORBIT AND I NEED MORE OF THE SLANDER 😭
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mini-games · 6 months
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taetaespeaches · 9 months
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Definitely convinced someone at Hybe reads your fics because we got Jungkook in the ultimate boyfriend look at a laundromat, and for that I just 🫡 - drunk anon x
Alright which one of you works at hybe? 😠 show yourself!
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magdasabs · 2 years
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Magdasabs! I’m so sad to see that people are being straight up LOSERS and ruining your fun on this tumblr :( I also hope that me tagging my location at buckingham palace is not the map curse, but I think I only started that on map 2.0
in exchange of peace, may I offer you pictures of my parents cat (they claim they are fine being empty nesters) on its 1 year adoption (birthday idk?) anniversary. As you can probably see, if this is what my parents did for a cat, imagine what they do for their human children’s birthdays?
Lastly, I apologize for all the unnecessary punctuation and the general chaotic ness of this ask. We are celebrating my sister’s 21st birthday here in the good ole United States, which is a big deal, especially when your dad is a bartender (he will be fake squinting at my sisters ID like the joke will never get old),shall we all celebrate this weekend! Cheers! 😘🙌🪩
-🥃🍷🍸🥂🍹🍻
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Omg look who made a tumblr!! You're already tumblr famous but I think people will be flooding your inbox in no time.
Thanks for your sweet words and have a great time in the US! Can't wait to hear the stories
OMG the cat I was NOT prepared. What a majestic creature!! Thank you
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jaylaxies · 2 years
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ARIAAAAAAAAAA! I've been possessed and think I'm drunk even though I'm not🤣 with that I'll ask you, out of all the enha members(ofc legal line) which one would you think would most likely be a Sugar Daddy???
-Drunk anon HAHA
jay and jake have sugar daddy tendencies, i also firmly believe that they have a daddy kink. they just want you to be their pretty girl and you'll get paid for it 😔‼️
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deadandphilgames · 1 year
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allie!! do you remember drunk anon from ages ago i think i used the strawberry emoji, hi! anyways life update i might actually get into a relationship soon for the first time in my 22 yrs of living and like that shits scary like i forget to to function on a normal day but talking to them i shut down in gay panic you know, wild. anyways hows australia going don’t you get to see up dan soon?
drunk anon!!! of course i remember you :’)) that’s so exciting that you might get into a relationship!! i hope they make you very happy <3 australia is good, yes dan will be here soon which is . insane. usually im safe from seeing him in public i don’t know how to function if i could run in to them. how do the English live like this
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kendrene · 1 year
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It is I drunk annon feom forever ago. I hope you are overall doing at least ok. My partner and I adore you and wish the absolute best for someone as amazing as you. 💙💙💙
Hi friend!!!! I hope you and your partner are doing good! It's awesome to hear from you! I'm doing okaysh. Work has sucked up all of my time and so right now I'm not writing which sucks, but I know brigther times are ahead! Especially because I'm going to be moving soon! Hugs to you both!
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sirpearl2 · 3 months
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hiii Sir. I'm finally drunk enough to admit, all I want for Christmas is for you to blackmail me 🙈 will u do it?
Well, first of all. I'm not doing anything while you're drunk, sober up, and if it's still something you want to do, DM me.
You're actually not the first person to ask about blackmail so I'll let everybody know how I handle such a delicate kink so I don't have to keep answering the same question.
The way I prefer to do blackmail is with a kind of contract. We negotiate things like limits, expectations, safties, and the reality of the blackmail. Then, once we both agree, we set an amount of time, and that's how long the blackmail lasts. With the opportunity to keep going after if you're happy.
I handle the blackmail on a sliding scale from completely fantasy to completely real based on what you want. It can go from; I will NEVER release that's sent to me, no matter what. All the way to exposing you entirely if you say no.
Your safety and comfort are still of the utmost importance, so even though you're handing full control to me, I will still respect whatever limits you have and if you truly want to exit the blackmail you'll have a safeword to do so with no repercussions.
Hopefully, this answers some questions and gives you a better idea of what blackmail with me looks like if you still want it in the morning
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whaaaaaa- it’s not me. i can match the energy tho 😈 ! drunk anon. hehe boobies and booties 😌😇
ADA BOOTIES😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️booties😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ADA’S JIGGLING JELLO BOOTIES😳😳😳🫣😮‍💨😮‍💨🍑🍑🍑ASS😵‍💫ADA’S BUTTOCKS😤😤😤❤️❤️whereisthatonepovofadasjigglingass🍑🍑🍑 A D A ‘ S A S S😤😳😳😳capcomereallyputphysicsintoherass😮‍💨😮‍💨bOUncy booties😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫❤️❤️❤️❤️
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LORD HAVE MERCY
Hehehehe
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dnfao3tags · 10 months
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Hsu god iys me again, im drunk and craving some dnf do ubhabe any bosy worsp recs?
hope you had a good time! i have a recently updated tag for it -> here
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