#dream team incorrect quote

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Sapnap: Y/n! I can't do this stupid math!

Y/n: What’s the math problem?

Sapnap: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Dream, covering George’s ears, while Y/n smacks Sapnap upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

#dreamwastaken x reader #dreamwastaken #dream smp #dream smp x reader #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x you #dream smp incorrect quotes #sapnap x you #sapnap x y/n #sapnap x reader #sapnap #georgenotfound x you #georgenotfound x y/n #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound #dream x you #dream x reader #dream team

[marvel-lous-guy]

Bruce: Whats wrong with Peter?

Tony: He thinks somethings wrong with him because he had a weird dream last night

Bruce: Well, dreams don't show your true self or anything like that

Tony: Exactly! It's just your brain putting random shit in a blender and making you have a weird dream

Bucky: Last night I had a dream that me and Steve were fighting a mechanical pidgeon on a cloud shaped like a chicken nugget.

Tony: Forget what I said. This dream is important and has a deep philosophical meaning

Peter: a mechanical pidgeon?

Bucky: Sam.

#it was a nice change for Bucky #he usually dreams about Nazis #so it was nice to team up with his best friend and fight sam on a cloud shaped like a chicken nugget #Sam wasn't amused #bucky barnes #bruce banner #tony stark #peter parker #winter soldier #bucky #ironman #spider man #spiderman #iron man #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #irondad #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #incorrect ironman #incorrect spiderman quotes

[whatmcytsaid]

*The group is getting into the car*

Dream: I’m driving.

Sapnap, out of view: Shotgun!

George, turning to face Sapnap: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Sapnap, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #dream #dreamwastaken #george #georgenotfound #gnf #sapnap #dream team #dreamnotfound

[one-half-guy]

Espio, absent minded: You're my fire...

Charmy, on pure instinct: The one desire... *Vector looks up his newspaper*

Silver: Believe when I say... *Vector starts smiling*

Gold: I want it that way...

Vector, eyes glistering as point to them like a conductor: TELL ME WHY!

Them: Ain't nothing but a heartache.

Vector: TELL ME WHY!

Them: Ain't nothing but a mistake.

Vector, pointing to Blaze: Now number five.

Blaze, looking away but not less in-tune: Never wanna hear you say...

Them all: I want it that way.

Vector: WOAHH

*They keep going the music*

Vanilla, who was about to knock the door when heard the first "TELL ME WHY!": Cream, Cheese, Chocola, G-merl... That will be our family soon.

Vector, muffled by the door: ...NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY!!

#plot twist: Vector has put Backstreet Boys for over two weeks after he watched that one scene of B99 dreaming with this result #he also has sneaking the episode where it happens in every of their B99 marathons #he was dreaming for this moment hehe #fanfiction power babey #incorrect sonic quotes #team chaotix #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #charmy bee #silver the hedgehog #gold the tenrec #blaze the cat #vanilla the rabbit #vectilla #and since I was considering them... #goldaze #espilver

[ultimate-guardian]

Knuckles: Rouge I-

Rouge: There is no "I" in this relationship, Knuckles. There's just "we"

Knuckles: Alright, we have a crush on Ariem.

Rouge: Damn right, we do!

#sonic incorrect quotes #sonic the hedgehog incorrect quotes #sonic shitpost #knuckles the echidna #rouge the bat #sonic dream team ariem #ariem the sheep #ariem the ram #knuxouge #Ariouge #Knuxiem #Knuxariouge #sonic headcanons #Knuckles x Ariem #Rouge x Ariem #polyamourous #sonic dream team

[fullofsunsetwhispers]

Wuya: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Katnappe: Theft.

Tubbimura: Bribery, money laundering, or insurance fraud if necessary, hai.

Vlad: aggravated assault if someone destroys the family cart.

Cyclops: aaaaagha ab ghaaaa (Disturbing the peace on accident)

Jack: All of the above, in that order, probably.

Vlad: Jack, you forgot hacking.

Jack: Oh, right thanks! Computer crimes in general are my thing.

Tubbimura: Also theft for dog treats.

Katnappe: Oh, right. Same but for cats! 😄

Wuya: Ah, I'm almost proud of all of you! And you, Le Mime? What evil can you commit?

Le Mime: (signs 'mime crimes')

Wuya: I told you I'm not familiar with sign language but I hope it's mischievous enough.

Le Mime: (nods happily)

#xiaolin showdown #jack spicer #wuya #incorrect quotes #katnappe #tubbimura #vlad #xs vlad #cyclops #xs ashley #jack's dream team #le mime

[incorrect-brawlstars]

Bibi: I just saw Edgar drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was "I am so sick of being alive".

#he's being dramatic #brawl stars #incorrect quotes #incorrect brawl stars #feel free to submit things :3 #brawl stars bibi #brawl stars edgar #tdt #teen dream team

[flowerscentedartist]

Dream, at gun point

Dust: Put every valuable thing you have in this bag!

Blue, holding Olive close: YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!

Dust: We don't want-

Horror: BUT I WANT THEM!

Dust and Dream:

#undertale #undertale au #sans the skeleton #sans #incorrect quotes #dust sans #dust #dream sans #dream #us!sans #blue #horror sans #horror #olive sans #olive #having bffs on both teams be like

[disrurbed-or-depressed]

Y/n: Wait you like me for my personality?

Dream: I was surprised too

#dream team imagines #dream imagine #dream smp #dreamwastaken imagine #dreamwastaken x reader #dreamwastaken x you #dreamwastaken #dream x reader #dream x you #dream x reader fluff #dream x y/n #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x you #dream smp x reader #dream smp incorrect quotes

[multi-bookworm]

*george and Sapnap arguing*

Sapnap: please- you’re just jealous that dream would throw himself in front of a moving car for me and not you.

George: dream would throw himself in front of a moving car AS A DARE.

Sapnap: ... okay I admit he ain’t perfect but you grow to love the guy.

#georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dream #Sapnap #snf #dt #dream team #dnf #dreamnap #dream team meetup #happy birthday dream #dsmp #dream smp #manhunt #mcyt #mcyt headcanons #mcyt funny #dreamnotfound #sapnapnotfound #incorrect mcyt quotes

[incorrect-dnf-quotes]

George: I promise to always be by your side.

Dream: George, I-

George: Or under you.

Dream: …

George: Or on top.

#dreamnotfound #dnf #dream #georgenotfound #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnf quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #source: tumblr #*suggestive #// HAPPY FIRST OFFICAL DAY OF THE DREAM TEAM ALL BEING TOGETHER #// THEY'RE ALL UNDER THE SAME ROOF #// george can say this to dream lol

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Dream: Are you mad?

George: *sarcastically* No, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot.

Sapnap: That explains your shoes.

#submission #incorrect quotes #dream smp #sapnap #georgenotfound #dream #dream team #this made me snort #q

[i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons]

The dream smp if they were at a house party

(Disclaimer: I’m referring to the characters and not the ccs so don’t hurt me)

Tommy and Tubbo hijacked an unsecured bluetooth speaker and are now rickrolling everyone

Dream and George are making out (quite heatedly) in the corner. Sapnap is next to them calmly scrolling on his phone.

Schlatt passed out drunk half an hour ago

Quackity and Wilbur left together and either one of them is going to be found dead in a creek in the morning or wake up somewhere very different to where they had expected. The bench trio is now unsupervised.

Tubbo dared Tommy to try an a l c o h o l i c b e v e r a g e and now ranboo is trying to restrain him

Techno showed up to supervise the bench trio and regrets it because he’s an introvert

Ranboo has a panic attack

Eret is dancing (and looking amazing)

Foolish is also dancing

Nikki is drunkenly burning random objects (techno is soberly hyping her up)

Bad (who threw the party) is trying to get everyone to leave because this wasn’t is intention.

Connor is prank calling a random McDonnald’s

Bad sits with skeppy exasperatedly and dosent know what to do

Puffy is next door and notices them asks them to turn down the music never let tommy negotiate with somebody he dosent turn down the music.

Fundy turns down the music so Puffy dosent call the cops Tubbo turns it back up the second puffy is back in her house.

Ant and velvet run upstairs

Jack is now in charge of the music

Charlie has stolen (eaten) numerous (non-edible) items

Tommy tries to sell drugs (he dosent have any)

Sapnap is now in the kitchen and starts flirting with karl

Dream begins being a menace to tommy Techno fights him

Callahan records the fight

Jack stops them and while he’s abandoned his post at keeping the music at a moderate volume Tommy turns it back up

Puffy calls the cops

Sam breaks the party up (mostly)

they go somewhere else and more chaos ensues

#mcytblr #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #dsmpblr #I don’t like the dream team but I had to include them #so I’m sorry #wilbur soot #quackity #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #jack manifold #callahan

[whatmcytsaid]

*Dream and Sapnap teaching George how to drive*

George: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Dream: The car takes a screenshot.

Sapnap: For fuck's sake-

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #dream team #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #practically canon atp #dreamnotfound

[whitecrossgirl]

Emily: In fact, between my brains and your brawn, we make a pretty good team.

Hotch: We do. Although technically; I have both brains and brawn.

Emily: True but I have the personality AND the winning smile.

#incorrect quotes #hotchniss #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #look they are the dream team and we all know it

[scrimblyprimbly]

Sapnap: *wanders in way past midnight, has had a good night* Heyyyy Dreammm! Look what I found on my way *hic* here!!

Dream: Oh my. Gah- There you are! It's so late!

S: No, Dream, look what I found! *points at a paper he's holding* It's a picture of meeeeee!!

D: I know, I know. Looks great.

S: It's... Isssays... 'Says I'm missing, Dream. Why's isssay 'emmissing?

D: That's weird. *sits him on couch* We'll talk about it tomorrow. Let's get you some water.

George: *bursts in with an armful of fliers* DREAM! I MADE 500 MORE! We have to HURRY! If we hit the park NOW, we might be able to-

S: GEORGE! XD

G:

D:

S: *sees fliers* George, you missed me!

G: *hides fliers behind back* No.

S: *bursts off couch to give George a hug* GEORGE!!

G: >:( *drops fliers, accepts hug* I hate you, Sapnap.

S: I love you George! I missed you too Georgieeee!

G: >:((( *returns hug fiercely* I didn't miss you. I was happy without you here. I didn't even notice you were gone. I can't wait for you to leave again-

#link in bio for more #dreamwastaken #dream #sapnap #georgenotfound #minecraft youtube #mcyt #dsmp #dailyaskers #incorrect mcyt #dream smp #incorrect dteam quotes #dream smp incorrect quotes #dream team #dteam chatter