How to beat an ostrich. Why are there answers, holy shit, there's a WikiHow. You think you can take me? Think you can take me?
"Can you give us, like, a dramatic reading?"
"Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can. Use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon"
There's a sidenote here: "If you have a gun. AIM for the ostrich's main body"
"Keep to the ostrich's side. Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face-to-face. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon."
STEP THREE
"Aim for the neck. Consider this to be the ostrich's weakest body part, despite their considerable size. Strike it where it is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly."
"Go for its legs. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, comma, take it. PERIOD. If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power."
Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this image. POV: You're Ostrich.
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cBenchtrio pride icons! I did 19 flags in total including this one.
cRanboo: 1 2 ✧ cTubbo: 1 2 ✧ cTommy: 1 2
You may also request flags! Just send me an ask with a pic of the desired flag and I might do it and link it down here!
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Iconic Mcytblr Posts
Hi! I'm back at it again!
This is a masterpost of iconic mcytblr posts! I accept suggestions but I'll ask you to first:
Click in this link to see if the version you're seeing is the last one. I might have put it in here already.
Check my Cursed mcytblr masterpost to see if the post isn't there already.
There won't be (intentional) overlap between both masterposts.
Without further ado, the posts:
She Sells Seashells By The See Shore (3rd Life SMP)
If You Can't Get a Girlfriend (Hermitcraft)
Tubbo Has a Better Plan (Dream SMP)
The post that kickstarted the whole HC X Dsmp crossover fever
Mcytblr edited posts are "sinister"
Who is this MCYT?
Angel With a Shotgun Grian (3rd Life SMP) The post that started it all. For Angel With a Shot Grian fanart that sprouted out of this post you can check my tag #angel with a shotgun Grian.
Sneegsnag isn't real
Fuck Dream Friday
Help Girl
men's waists be so small like what do u need that small of a waist for?
[Hermit] the kind of guy
Is he dead...
Innuon (disclaimer: This post is not supposed to be a formal proposal, it's supposed to be comedic. That being said the research is real)
Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of
Fruity
Do you want the meal or just the sandwich? (Dream SMP)
Share if you don't think..... (last Life SMP)
What do you say? (3rd Life SMP)
Thank guns im friday (Dream SMP) + Sneeg (Origins SMP)
Clark and Malfina - Karlnapity version (Ⅰ, Ⅱ, Ⅲ, Ⅳ, Ⅴ)
Scar's elf bed is cursed (Hermitcraft) (this one is so cute)
Who is this post about?
This isn't about the lion king
guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day
Wreck Havoc Wednesday (3rd Life SMP)
Fanart Vs IRL (buffness scale)
Never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade
wait is wilbus soot a mcyt or artist? Im confused
Who is bdubs and why dont we want him here?
He's in
Renaissance Tubbo
Jesse
The chicken wing place? (Hermitcraft)
Pop Stars (Hermitcraft)
Among Us Drip Remix (Dream SMP)
Tommyinnit's evolutions
Moon blog (Hermitcraft)
Quackity's Fake Plant (Dream SMP)
[Dream SMP Character] sounds like this
A screenshot of Impulse (definitely not a goat)
Fanon Boatem
they fucked in that cactus ring .
Jumbo Ferriswheel
We have to commit to a life of wakefulness
I Support Gay Divorce
A transfem and her cat— Wait.
How many letters? (MCC)
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now presenting c!karl, the "resident quirky white girl" art hoe gf… c!quackity, the "regular listener of creep by radiohead" emo gf… and c!sapnap, the "wears thrasher but doesn’t skate" e-girl gf <3 and to answer ur question… yes. they smoke weed.
notes about the designs:
— sapnap draws two of those little eyeliner hearts under his eyes in proper e-girl fashion after listening to c!corpse’s hit song "e-girls are ruining my life" and c!wilbur’s hit song "i’m in love with an e-girl" one too many times. he tells people that one heart represents karl and the other represents q… karl and q make fun of him for it Relentlessly but he doesn’t care. he draws those hearts on every day without fail. it’s become part of his morning routine . it’s no longer a phase. it’s a Lifestyle
— q used to be more insecure about the scar and he’d try to cover it up w his hair… but karl would always tuck q’s hair behind his ear on that side and give him a big smooch there. eventually karl makes him a little set of card-themed hair clips and q takes to wearing them :) sapnap shows his support by joking that he’s glad q’s hair is out of his face bc it was looking a little Too emo. a lot of talk for someone who draws eyeliner hearts under his eyes……..
— karl makes all their accessories. he runs a little shop on etsy selling handcrafted jewelery, but that’s not his only side hustle… he also scams ppl by listing his old clothes from when he was a kid as "authentic y2k women’s crop top size XS" on depop. this Impressive show of capitalism only seems to make q fall further in love 😊❤️ karl uses his depop money to buy organic fruit & oat milk to make smoothies for his two beautiful fiancés after a long day of hard work (mostly scams tbh)
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