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lobster-tales · 3 years
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Falling Back in Love With You
Summary: Link wakes up in a strange house, with no memory of the night before. After crawling out of the bathtub with a pounding headache, Zelda calls. She tells him that he needs to gather their friends for an important sports club meeting, and that they only have an hour. As he retrieves each of the athletes, his memories slowly return, and so do his feelings for one of his teammates. Basically BOTW but it’s a college AU. Alcohol CW
This work is available here on AO3. 
Chapter 1: Rhoam Residence 
An electric darkness pierced the sky. Mechanical monsters crawled over the ruined walls, their bodies scraping against stone. Voices called, thick with fear and import. He grasped at the words helplessly, knowing their meaning would be lost when he regained consciousness.
Link woke to the flutter of piano notes. He shifted slightly, his body protesting against the hard surface beneath it. His confused fingers searched for blankets, but instead found cold walls. Link opened his eyes, gazing up at the shower head and popcorn ceiling. 
 A husky groan tore through his throat, betraying his pain before he even recognized it. His head pounded as he looked around the cluttered room, reading the clues in a haze: a crumpled bath mat, a splatter of bile on the toilet seat, empty beer cans scattered on the tile. The piano melody resumed, and he discovered that the sound came from the sink, where a phone teetered precariously. Link touched the blinking ‘snooze’ button on the screen, flipping it over to look at the intricate eye pattern on the black case. 
Once the alarm disappeared, the phone lit up with notifications. He read silently, 16 missed texts from Zelda, 7 missed calls from Zelda, 3 missed-
The screen went black. Link panicked for a moment before an image of a dying battery appeared. He huffed quietly, stuffing the phone into the pocket of his blue jeans. He crawled out of the tub and stood in front of the mirror, piecing his appearance together. Dark circles formed under his eyes, his blond hair messy but contained in his usual low ponytail. He was shirtless save for a stained blue towel that crossed his chest. His arms were bruised, his feet bare, and… Link frowned and leaned forward, brushing a finger against his lips. Is that… lip gloss?
His stomach lurched, then emptied itself into the porcelain toilet. Wiping the back of his hand across his mouth, Link collapsed on the bath mat, his back pressed against the tub. 
His thoughts swam, sludging through the fog in his mind. They formed into loose questions: Where am I? How did I get here? What happened last night? All of them were quelled when a burning sensation hit his throat. 
Link twisted the cold-water knob and stuck his head under the sink faucet. He drank deeply, easing the thirst. 
“Oh hey, you’re awake.”
Startled, Link bumped his nose on the faucet. A man stood at the door, with a thick beard and curious eyes. 
“You know, kid,” the man said. “She left you a water cup. You don’t have to drink straight from the tap.”
At that moment, Link noticed the large plastic cup on the counter, having overlooked it amongst the mess. 
“Man, you kids really know how to party.” the man chuckled, crossing his arms. “I remember those days. How’s your head?”
Link hesitated, unsure how to answer. 
“What’s the matter? That bad?”
Link shook his head, pointing to himself, then closing his hand into a fist with his thumb at the side. He brought his knuckles to his lips. 
“Oh. Right,” the man said, one hand easing behind his neck in embarrassment. “She mentioned you didn’t…” He cleared his throat. “Either case, I uh… Sorry, but I don’t understand sign language as well as my daughter.”
Thus far, Link hadn’t identified the man or his surroundings, but he tilted his head and threaded his eyebrows as if the movement would magically offer an explanation. 
“I’m Zelda’s father,” the man said. “You can call me Dean Rhoam-” His muscles seized up and a grimace clouded his features, but in seconds he was composed once more. The quick recovery seemed oddly familiar to Link. He sensed that he had watched someone else hide their feelings in the same way, many times before. 
“Actually, um… just Rhoam now. I used to be the Dean until Ganon… Well anyway, you may have seen me-”
Link’s stomach snarled, interrupting Rhoam, and he looked at his host apologetically. 
Rhoam grinned. “Let’s get some food in you.”
Breakfast was baked apples and coffee. Rhoam also handed Link a spare flannel shirt, gingerly taking the stained blue towel to the laundry room. Refueled, Link focused on his surroundings, exploring the house while Rhoam’s voice echoed down the hall.
“I didn’t hear either of you come in last night. Just found Zelda in the kitchen a few hours ago. Said you had been out drinking last night, she brought you here, then you fell asleep in the bathtub.”
Link felt his cheeks grow warm, facing away from Rhoam to examine a set of family portraits. One of the photographs was a young girl, freshly graduated from high school. Her blonde hair was long but neatly kept, eyes glinting with that same inquisitive look as her father. 
Of course, he thought. How could I forget her? 
Now the memories came back, taking shape. Zelda. His best friend. 
“Yeah, she was in a hell of a mood when she left this morning,” said Rhoam. “No clue where she was going so early on a Saturday. Before she went out, she said, ‘Make sure Link checks his phone.’”
Uh oh. Link pulled the device from his pocket, frowning as he looked around for a charger. Rhoam silently pointed to a cord beside the coffee maker. 
Link hovered over his phone, watching the screen flash in a lightning pattern. After a few moments, his home screen reappeared, along with 18 missed texts from Zelda, 8 missed calls from Zelda, 5 voicemails from Zelda. 
He winced and went first to the voicemails, careful not to budge the charger as he held the phone to his ear. 
“Link!” her voice rang out so loud that even Rhoam jumped. Link pictured her, still graceful even when she was furious. “Ugh, why aren’t you awake yet?! I need you to call me back as soon as you get this.” Desperation seeped into her tone. “I know you don’t like talking on the phone but it’ll be faster. We’re running out of time; please hurry!”
  Within seconds, she answered his call. 
“Finally! Just in time,” she said breathlessly. “Listen, you remember the sport club budget proposal we were supposed to bring to the dean on Monday?”
Nope. Zelda didn’t wait for an answer. 
“Well, Dean Ganon changed the date at the last minute.” The anger crept back in. “He sent an email at 2:00 in the bloody morning, saying he can only meet today. I barely finished the proposal this morning; I’m going to present in a few minutes. But in order to pass it, we need five sport club representatives to vote. That’s where you come in.
“I have you for the fencing club, Mipha for swimming, Revali for archery, Urbosa for volleyball, and Daruk for wrestling. But if they were half as drunk as you were last night, who knows if they’re awake. I already asked my dad and he said you could borrow the van to pick everyone up. Start with Mipha; she gets off work at the rec center at 11:00.”
She paused here, growling softly, “I should have known Ganon was going to do something like this, the cheapskate… If Hyrule University doesn’t accept this budget proposal, he could cut most of our funding. No new equipment, no trips, no tournaments…” Zelda took a deep breath, calming herself. “The meeting ends at noon; they’ll do the vote last. Please, Link, get all four of them here before the hour ends. I’ll stall in the meantime. I’m counting on you.”
Link held the phone to his ear for a few more moments after she hung up. Slowly, he lowered the device to look at the time: 10:45 AM. 
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lilypixels · 3 years
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All of them 😄
ok wow you really went for it huh? ahdjkhsd I’ll answer all of them minus the three I just did I’ll put them under the read more thingy since this will be long :’D
zinc white; how are you really feeling today? no one-word answers please!
I woke up two hours ago and only took a shower thus far so I’m feeling good lol
cadmium yellow; when you think of the word “happy” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
...idolish7 ajhjkfh i’m too obsessed with it h e l p
yellow ochre; name an artist/band whom you just discovered & can’t get enough of!
would it be bad if I said Idolish7/all the related groups (Trigger, Mezzo, Zool)?? cause technically a recentish discovery and I defiantly can’t get enough :’D my real answer is Reol
naples yellow; where do you feel most at home?
my room lol
raw sienna; with whom do you feel most at home?
my mom i guess??
golden ochre; describe the relationship you have with your closest friend.
one that some might not deem normal but works well for us lol (I mean, we’ve been friends for about 10 years now) we have a good understanding of each other and know we don’t have to talk/hang out all the time in order to know we still matter to each other, we both have our own lives and just knowing the other is there no matter what is enough. we’re the type to not talk for weeks and then send random memes and act like we’d been talking the whole time😂 it works really well for me too cause i’m not good at “socializing” on a constant basis and tend to just...not text people for ages on end, but I’ll still care for them and think about them just many see it as me cutting them out rip
golden deep; what’s your favorite season?
tbh the time between spring and summer but fall has been earning some points recently
cadmium orange; what do you like to do on your days off?
I often bake and game
orange lake; do you have anyone you can turn to when you’re sad?
I guess?? but i don’t like bothering people with my emotions often times so I just cuddle my cat haha
titans; do you prefer slow mornings or relaxing evenings?
hmm...the second i think
shakhnazaryan red; are you currently binge-watching anything?
i was binge-watching Tsukiuta but I’ve slowed down with s2 cause now I’m distracted with other things like genshin impact
red ochre; are you more right-brained (creative) or left-brained (analytical)?
i don’t even know/remember anymore, maybe left now???
burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it?
Van Gogh’s Starry Night cause I like stars and nightviews 
vermilion; what’s your favorite accent?
oooo interesting one, but I like all accents, I find them cute :3
cadmium red; do you have a “type” when it comes to a significant other?
I have a type with fictional characters and idol biases does that count? no?
scarlet; describe your current crush/es.
i have none 😗✌
ruby; what does your ideal first date look like?
bold of you to assume i would go on a date idk a movie so i don’t have to talk lol
carmine; what does your ideal second date look like?
bold of you to assume I would- ahfkj i really don’t know, go to the library and have tea???
madder lake red; would you ever kiss someone (or accept a kiss) on a first date?
that’s a big NO from me, someone be catching hands if they tried
rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now?
is it bad i thought of work? i have a fun time watching baby 😊
quinacridone rose; what’s something you’re really looking forward to?
baking/decorating Christmas cookies that I’m gonna share with family and friends!
violet rose; what does your dream house look like?
like a victorian house, gothic victorian is better, probably haunted, with an attic room hehe
violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down?
anywhere but here lol
blue lake; what would you like to do/accomplish before you settle down?
finish schooling and get job :b
cobalt blue spectral; what is the most beautiful place you have ever been to?
uhhhhhh Clearwater Beach?
ultramarine; when was the last time you were in a good mood? do you know/remember what sparked it?
yesterday I guess cause i had good time shopping with my dad :3
blue; what’s the most recent dream you remember?
my dream last night rip part of it was genshin related cause I played like 3 hours before sleeping and the rest was my mind trying to figure out where the story of an otome I’m playing is gonna go i’m at end of this dudes route and he just erased mc’s memories of him so like enggg
bright blue; what does your dream family look like? any kids or pets? how many of each?
i wanna foster, adopt at least one kid and have one of my own, all the pets, maybe there’s some dude there idk kids and animals all i need aha
blue cobalt; do you like your name? would you give yourself a different name if you could?
i don’t like my name but at same time it’s kinda who i am and idk what else i would name myself i do have a Chinese name though (we picked them in class and what we went by) which is MingYi 明怡!
prussian azure; what’s your favorite scent?
coconut, vanilla, MINT
azure blue; what’s your favorite type of tea, if any?
peppermint tea, green tea, I did like Earl Grey but I can’t have black tea anymore :(
turquoise blue; if you could start a garden, what would you plant?
all the herbs and vegetables! also some of my favorite flowers like foxglove that hopefully don’t make my allergies worse
cerulean blue; if you were guaranteed to have a viewership, would you start a youtube vlog?
probably not
glauconite; describe your body without using any negative adjectives.
5′ 5″, tiny, long legs that hold all the muscles and weight in my body lol my torso is like a rectangle, i am very flat chested and do not mind that 
yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario?
i can not picture cause i just imagine itchy grass and lots of sneezing😔
green light; are you in a comfortable place in life? if not, what do you think might make it better?
comfortable enough i guess, i try not to nitpick too much on what’s “lacking”
green; name three countries you want to visit; do you have any actual plans in place to visit any of them?
all the countries! I almost went to China for study abroad but then stuff happened TT
emerald green; do you speak any languages besides english? are there any additional languages you want to learn?
I can technically speak basic Chinese and French, but I’ve also already forgotten too much rip I really like learning languages and hope to get back into it soon!
oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book?
legit any Rick Riordan book, my fav author
olive green; are you currently reading anything? how do you like it so far?
I’m in like the middle of Trials of Apollo book 2 and it is great
mars brown; what’s a movie that always puts a smile on your face/makes you laugh?
idk Megamind??
burnt umber; what’s something you plan to do before the day is over to take care of yourself?
technically already did it, was shower
umber; have you drank enough water today?
no
voronezhskaya black; what or who is your go-to outlet for when you need to vent?
rpg/fighting games where I can smash monsters to pieces
sepia; name five things that always make you happy.
music, babies, Alice, baking, others being happy~
indigo; what’s the best/sweetest compliment you have ever received?
idk i shy away from compliments most of time :’)
payne’s gray; describe your aesthetic?
“welcome to your doom uwu” ajshdjk idk it’s always changing
black; post a selfie because you are so beautiful!
no thanks💖 maybe later but its gonna be gone fast
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1112lw · 5 years
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Every question!!
SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS
LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO
1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!
2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess
3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark
4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that
5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀
6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general
7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 
8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale
9: My best first date: :))))))) as if
10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4
11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig
12: What time were I born: 12:19
13: Favourite color: pink!
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”
16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too
17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol
18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont
19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO
20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh
21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 
22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special
23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk
24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels
25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety
26: Meaning behind my URL:
27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD
28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)
29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh
30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry
31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily
32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)
33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired
34: Favourite holiday:
35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it
36: Tattoos and piercings I want:
37: The reason I joined Tumblr:
38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?
39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?
40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no
41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday
42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes
43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months
44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada
45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would
46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 
47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah
48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah
49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always
50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh
51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 
52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 
53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 
54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol
55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend
56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7
57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?
58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”
59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind
60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname
61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online
62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 
63: Do I believe in magic? i think!
64: Do I believe in luck? yeah
65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!
66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class
67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic
68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot
69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 
70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now
71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no
72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter
73: Favourite animal? cats or otters
74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT
75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!
76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀
77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2
78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh
79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word
80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 
81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE
82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?
83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading
84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”
85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO
86: Had sex? no
87: Bought condoms? no
88: Gotten pregnant? NO
89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year
90: Kissed a boy? :(((
91: Kissed a girl? no
92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no
93: Had job? I have a job rn so 
94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school
95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?
96: Had sex in public? virgin squad
97: Played on a sports team? yeah
98: Smoked weed? no ew
99: Did drugs? no ew
100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW
101: Drank alcohol? yep 
102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die
103: Been overweight? i’m twig
104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small
105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring
106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday
107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?
108: Been outside my home country? ONCE
109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !
110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!
111: Broken a bone? no
112: Cut myself? not technically 
113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD
114: Been in airplane? once
115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch
116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI
117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty
118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now
119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good
120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way
121: Had oral sex? as if 
122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh
123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 
124: Rode in an ambulance? nope
125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 
126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small
127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?
128: Peed outside? yes
129: Been fishing? YES
130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 
131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly
132: Broken a mirror? no 
133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff
134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly
135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit
136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!
137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels
138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that
139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 
140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!
141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 
142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,
143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot
144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT
145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it
146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all
147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed
148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 
149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument
150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition
151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care
152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls
153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that
154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !
ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye
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jmkitsune · 5 years
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all odd :)
1: Name
JM
3: Fears
Abandonment, sensory deprivation, failure
5: 4 turns on
based on previous girlfriends
1- curves (tits, ass, hips, thighs, stomach)
2- longer hair
3- eyes
4- sarcastic and clever sense of humor
7: My best friend
can’t pick one but Britt, Adrienne, and Moosey
9: My best first date
never had “first dates” I was usually in relationships already when the dating stuff happened
11: What do I miss
too many things honestly
13: Favourite color
purple and crimson
15: Favourite quote
“When someone says impossible- they usually mean improbable.”
17: Favourite food
honestly probably 
19: What am I listening to right now
watching Godzilla soo listening to Godzilla wreck monsters
21: Shoe size
9 and a half
23: Hair color
red/auburn
25: Ever done a prank call?
nope
27: Favourite movie
I have too many to list, movies are kinda a huge thing for me, but lets say star wars cause its always a consistent
29: Favourite band
linkin park probably
31: Someone I love
my friends
33: My relationship with my parents
mom- could be better
dad- non existent
35: Tattoos and piercing I have
I have six tattoos
37: The reason I joined Tumblr
boredom back in 2009/2010 or so
39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
not anymore
41: When did I last hold hands?
2 months ago
43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
no
45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
I don’t drink/get drunk sooo
47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
live with my mother yeah
49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Britt, Adrienne, Moosey, pretty much 95% my friend group
51: When was the last time I hugged someone?
2 months ago
53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
yes
55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
no idea honestly, like no one is jumping out at the moment
57: What’s my strangest talent?
I don’t think many of my talents are that strange to be honest
59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind, but don’t mind in front on certain circumstances
61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
of the two? online- hands free
63: Do I believe in magic?
I believe people are capable of making magic if they believe in it themselves
65: What’s the weather like right now?
muggy
67: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
used to, now its just a smell I notice
69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
broken heart
71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
no but my siblings can and its iritating
73: Favourite animal?
fox
75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
Morningstar 
77: How can you win my heart?
be a specific person
79: What is my favorite word?
probably wicked
81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
let me go back to the start
83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
shadow jumping- being able to walk into a shadow and reappear someone else out of another shadow
85: What is my current desktop picture?
Tumblr media
I hadn’t actually changed it yet
87: Bought condoms?
uhhh I didn’t buy them technically, but I remember the last time was like mid june, steph came home saying “I have acquired the anti baby ritual materials!”
89: Failed a class?
junior year- failed chemistry
91: Kissed a girl?
yes
93: Had job?
I’ve had quite a few jobs
95: Bullied someone on the internet?
I have not
97: Played on a sports team?
I was on my high school soccer team my freshmen year, but didn’t stay the whole season
99: Did drugs?
nope
101: Drank alcohol?
Used to, a LOT, stopped for a while, but then stopped fully back in 2015 or so
103: Been overweight?
no
105: Been to a wedding?
yes
107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
yup
109: Gotten my heart broken?
A FEW TIMES, kinda a skill I’m getting exceedingly good at
111: Broken a bone?
not yet
113: Been to prom?
two proms actually
115: Fly by helicopter?
nope
117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
nope
119: Wore make up?
yes, used to wear eye liner and nail polish in high school
121: Had oral sex?
*nods*
123: Voted in a presidential election?
yup, every election since 2008
125: Had a surgery?
nope
127: Stalked someone on a social network?
*sighs* honestly as much as I sometimes want to because of heartbreak- no I haven’t I know the second I go looking I’m just going to find pain
129: Been fishing?
yes, used to go when I was a kid, wasn’t my thing
131: Been rejected by a crush?
hahahahahaha I’ve been rejected by one crush a few times
133: What do I want for birthday?
second chance
135: Was I named after anyone?
sadly too many people in the family
137: What was my favourite toy as a child?
thomas the tank engine train toys and legos
139: Where do I want to live when older?
with the love of my life
141: One of my scars, how did I get it?
I have three tiny scars on my left wrist- I got them when my friend at the time Eden gripped my arm cause I took her wallet jokingly and until I gave it back she gripped tighter, she never broke skin but she did leave three nail marks in my wrist
143: Am I afraid of the dark?
no, I’m afraid of what might be in it
145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
once, was worth it, went and got slushies
147: What I’m really bad at
keeping that which I want most without driving it away
also really bad at not trying to take on everything by myself when there are those who could have and would have helped me when I needed it in the past
149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
That I scared them because of what I did out of love 
151: What do I like about myself
I’m passionate, loyal, ambitious, creative, romantic, fiercely devoted and an idealist dreamer
153: Something I fantasize about
a reunion and forgiveness
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nobody asked me any of these questions because u all h8 me but I wanted to answer them anyway so here we are (^:
1: Name: Mia (: 2: Age: 19 3: 3 Fears: spiders, people crawling and being chased in horror movies, my dog dying someday 4: 3 things I love: my dog, park jimin, Speezy Freezes 5: 4 turns on: boys listening, empathizing, learning from their ignorance, and advocating for important causes. K I N K. get u a freak like that ^^^ 6: 4 turns off: being talked over, mansplaining, greasy hair, bad smell 7: My best irl friend(s): @jaemamba, @namjoons-broken-toe, @mark-biased 8: Sexual orientation: bisexual 9: My best first date: going to my university’s football field at 1:00 in the morning with my dog, running around with him, and then driving to Speedway to get Speedy Freezes 10: How tall am I: 5′4 11: What do I miss: my best friend 12: What time was I born: i was born at 5:18 on 6/18 13: Favorite color: red 14: Do I have a crush: i fell in love with my eye doctor yesterday. does that count? 15: Favorite quote: “We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” 16: Favorite place: this is hard. mt favorite destination type place is antigua, guatemala, but my favorite place to be is anywhere with my dog (: 17: Favorite food: scalloped potatoes 18: Do I use sarcasm: me??? noooo, never. 19: What am I listening to right now: dope - BTS 20: First thing I notice in new person: teeth and hair 21: Shoe size: 7 1/2 US size 22: Eye color: green 23: Hair color: brown 24: Favorite style of clothing: sweaters 25: Ever done a prank call?: when i was in, like, middle school. OH! also american airlines when they were being unhelpful little douche-dicks this summer when they lost my luggage in france ((((: 27: Meaning behind my URL: um i’m in love with jimin’s crooked tooth 28: Favorite movie: monster’s inc. 29: Favorite song: leave me lonely - ariana grande 30: Favorite band: BTS 31: How I feel right now: tired and hungry 32: Someone I love: park jimin 33: My current relationship status: i’m in an exclusive relationship with food 34: My relationship with my parents: eh 35: Favorite holiday: christmas and thanksgiving 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i have a tattoo of mine and my brother’s hands in a pinky swear on my right side, a tattoo that says “i belong deeply to myself” on my left side, a big tattoo of athena on my left thigh, and my dog’s paw print on my right foot.  i have my ears double pierced and my nose pierced. 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: i’d love to have nipple piercings but my boobs are reeeeally big and that increases my risk of infection and irritation, so i probably wont get it done. and the next tattoo i want is a bow behind my ear 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: fandoms 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: i don’t think so, we just don’t talk 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: lololololololol no 41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? i would hope not 42: When did I last hold hands?: like a week ago with my best friend 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: it depends on if i put on makeup or not.  no makeup = 15-20 minutes, makeup = 30-40 minutes 44: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?: i think so. i’m losing track of time so it’s hard for me to remember hahahaha. 45: Where am I right now?: at my apartment. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: i don’t drink so quite honestly, i don’t know who it would be helping me 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: loud 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: no 49: Am I excited for anything?: i’m excited for to make a new character for d&d 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yes(: my best friend Martin, but he lives thousands of miles away in normandy, france 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: more often than you’d think. i’m very good at it. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: two days ago i hugged some family members after visiting 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: i would not care in the slightest lol 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: i don’t think so.  i usually keep trustworthy people close to me and untrustworthy people away from me. 55: What is something I disliked about today?: i accidentally slept in waaaaaaaay too late. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: park jimin 57: What do I think about most?: my dog 58: What’s my strangest talent?: i have a few. i memorize license plates, i can name every color in a 64 pack of crayola crayons, and i can look good in any pair of sunglasses 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: yes. people crawling and being chased in horror movies. also, people touching and grabbing my wrists/being restrained 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: in front of it. 61: What was the last lie I told?: “my dog locked the door, not me.” 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: i’m just gonna say facetimeing because it’s kind of a mix of the two 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: yes and yes 64: Do I believe in magic?: no 65: Do I believe in luck?: yes 66: What's the weather like right now?: snowy snowy snowy 67: What was the last book I've read?: everything, everything 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: yes 69: Do I have any nicknames?: mi and higgie smalls 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: when i broke my arm in 7th grade.  i was playing soccer and i was the goal keeper and somebody from the opposite team kicked the ball and snapped my arm in half. 71: Do I spend money or save it?: a mix of both 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: nope 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: yes, a pencil 74: Favorite animal?: giraffe and puffins 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: watching mulan 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name?: i asked my roommate and he said “faust” so i’m gonna go with that lol 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: serendipity and lie 78: How can you win my heart?: food and dogs 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: sneezed on the beat, and the beat got sicka 80: What is my favorite word?: serendipity 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @got7-markjinson, @yeoldalayhehoo 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: “fuck donald trump” 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: not that i know of 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation so i could go anywhere in the world for free! 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? “are you happy?”  86: What is my current desktop picture? sehun lookin’ all perfect, as always (’: 87: Had sex? no 88: Bought condoms? no 89: Gotten pregnant? no 90: Failed a class? no  91: Kissed a boy? yes 92: Kissed a girl? no)))): 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no omg too cheesy 94: Had a job? i’ve had 4 95: Left the house without my wallet? yes 96: Bullied someone on the internet? i more-so fight with people on the internet, not bully. 97: Had sex in public? never had sex, so obviously not hahaha 98: Played on a sports team? yes! growing up, i played soccer for 7 years 99: Smoked weed? nope 100: Did drugs? nope 101: Smoked cigarettes? nope 102: Drank alcohol? i hate alcohol 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no 104: Been overweight? yep 105: Been underweight? nope 106: Been to a wedding? yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5 hours? i think you mean 5 TIMES 5 hours lmaoooo 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? YES. WHO HASN’T???? 109: Been outside my home country? yes! 3 times(: i’ve been to guatemala, mexico, and frace 110: Gotten my heart broken? eh, not really 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes 112: Broken a bone? yes! 2 113: Cut myself? no 114: Been to prom? yes, twice 115: Been in airplane? yes, soooo many times 116: Fly by helicopter? no, but i would love to do it sometime! 117: What concerts have I been to? omg there are so many. in order: taylor swift, kelly clarkson, one direction, demi lovato, bastille, lana del rey, marina and the diamonds, one direction (again), ed sheeran, the 1975, ariana grande, and then i’m going to see harry styles and niall horan this summer! 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes because i’m fckin GAY 119: Learned another language? i’m studying spanish and korean 120: Wore make up? all the time lol 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? NO BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX 122: Had oral sex? NO 123: Dyed my hair? nope 124: Voted in a presidential election? yes, just 1 125: Rode in an ambulance? no 126: Had a surgery? yes 127: Met someone famous? yes, i met lea delaria fro oitnb 128: Stalked someone on a social network? UM ALWAYS??? 129: Peed outside? yep 130: Been fishing? yep but it’s soooo borning 131: Helped with charity? yes 132: Been rejected by a crush? all the fucking time (^: 133: Broken a mirror? i dont think so 134: What do I want for birthday? for park jimin to acknowledge my existence ((((((((((((((((((((((((:
why am i such a noob????
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how did you make friends in new york? i'm moving in two months and i'm only just realizing i'm terrified of having no one
Hey pal! You probably will have no one for a while! That’s ok! You’ve got yourself, the best person. You’re probably gonna have a month or two where on your days off you realize at 5pm that you haven’t spoken out loud. You’re gonna have some strange, wild, interesting, silent months. Treasure them, silent alone months are rare in life.
Pal, can I tell you about last night? It was my birthday drinks! My birthday is tomorrow happy birthday to me. I had them at a bar in Brooklyn that I hadn’t been to in months or years. We used to hang out there all the time because it was near my friend Anna’s apartment, but she moved to Colorado and we haven’t spoken in years. Last night I walked there with Liz and Robbie after we finished recording what we believe to be our best podcast episode yet. I met Liz and Robbie almost 3 years ago. Liz and I had been following each other on tumblr and she was in New York from D.C. visiting her best friend Robbie and there was slushy snow on the ground and I met them in a little dive bar in the East Village where Liz taught the bartender how to make a gin gimlet and we drank them, watered down and cheap, for hours. A few months later, Liz moved to Brooklyn to work for Hillary Clinton.
When we got to the bar, Eleanor and Emma were already there and had grabbed a table outside. Emma had brought two tupperware containers full of funfetti whoopie pies, my favorite. Eleanor had brought a signed copy of Hunger. I met Eleanor, oh 5 years ago now? Caroline and I had decided to plan a tumblr meetup to which we invited approximately 20 people and to which 2 came, Eleanor was one of them. We went to brunch the next weekend and in what was probably actually weeks or months but in my memory is condensed to practically an instant, we bonded over our confused feelings, our past eating disorders, books about young women in the city, in the bright sweatiness of summer in New York. Later, we lived together for a few months, and when I moved back to the city I slept in her bed while looking for an apartment, slipping in late, waking up in the morning to pick outfits and try to make it to the Subway before we started sweating.
I met Emma through Caroline and I hope she’ll forgive me for not remembering what our precise first meeting was.  But soon we discovered a shared love of old movies, musicals especially, and a shared wry-but-exhilerated frustration with dating. Once a month or so we meet at one of our apartments and watch an old musical. In the summer we go to the movies in the parks, sweating and drinking wine from plastic cups and being eaten alive by mosquitos as the sun sets behind Singin’ In the Rain or North By Northwest or Rear Window. She is who I text all day about dates and friends and terrible articles on the internet. She is wise and funny.
Shortly after we got to the bar, Lauren arrived, followed shortly by Timea, both of them looking glamourous in red lipstick and cool boots. Lauren was a friend of my friend Anna, the one who used to live near this bar. I knew Anna through a friend from middle school, and Anna knew Lauren from work. We all hung out in a foursome for that one weird summer where I thought I could be a different person than the one I am if I belonged to a group but Lauren and I were never close. Then Anna left, and then Emily, and then, a little bit later, me. When I came back Lauren and I started to hang out more and she has become one of my best friends. She is funny and kind and surprising and we have had a great deal of fun wheeling about the city. Timea and Lauren have been friends since middle school and Timea lives a few blocks from me. She’s an architect and is one of the most elegant people I have ever met.
Phoebe was next to arrive. We met I want to say 3 or 4 years ago when I messaged her on tumblr that we should hang out, after we’d been following each other for a while. She knows Eleanor from school. We met at French Roast in the village and drank white wine and talked about Frank O’Hara and The Beatles and loving the city. On Thursday she texted me to ask if I wanted an extra ticket to the Lizzo concert and I laughed and said I was already going and we met up there and danced and danced and it was perfect. She is always wearing an outfit that is at least 20 percent cooler than anyone else in the room.
Liz’s girlfriend, who I now call my friend, Lauren and her friend Claire got there after dinner both of them smiling and hugging me. Lauren and Liz met on the Obama campaign (I think) but started dating while they were both working at HFA. I met Lauren when she came to Caroline’s birthday party and then shortly afterwards to our Halloween party. She’s funny and beautiful and intimidatingly smart. Through her I got to start volunteer writing for HFA, an opportunity I will be forever grateful for.
A few minutes later, Thane texted, “Just got here, are you still here?” I met Thane through my friend Emma, in Portland. I met Emma because she was dating my friend Evan from high school and after they broke up, she and I  stayed friends. We drove all over Portland and various natures nearby. She introduced me to her friend Thane, and I’d say he and I actually got close in Brooklyn when he was visiting a few days after I’d moved back. I hung out with him and his friends in bars all over Wiliamsburg for like a week. We stayed in touch, and he moved here with his girlfriend about a month ago. Thane has always just read something fascinating or seen some cool art that he understands much better than I ever could. He’s much smarter than me. His girlfriend, Alicia, came a few minutes later. We haven’t spent much time together and she’s a little quiet but whenever she talks it’s to say something thoughtful and interesting. They brought me a brand new Moleskine.
Last to arrive were Sarah and Simon, my roommates. Sarah my old roommate and I found on Craigslist, and she and Simon are old family friends. Sarah was also at the Lizzo concert on Thursday, and we’re going to see the new Jenny Slate movie tonight, and Hamlet on Wednesday. She’s always down to do cool things, and I’m always interested to hear her opinions. She’s one of the smartest, most well read people I know. There’s no one I would have rather lived with through the election. We both volunteered before and followed the news, alternately stressed and put upon and excited. We both watched the results numbly, we both cried in our rooms, ours was a house of grieving for weeks after. Simon is one of the kindest people I know. Once he told me that when he was a kid he saw a group of people making fun of one kid and he promised himself that he would never–and I was going to say, “let that happen to you?” because I’m a monster–and he said let that happen to anyone when he was around. I have also in the 2 years I’ve lived here never had to change a lightbulb, even in the bathroom that Sarah and I share.
Shortly after them came Sarah’s boyfriend, who I really like he’s funny and smart, and his friends who I’d never met before but who all bought me drinks and chatted loudly and were generally boisterous and bright.
Sarah’s friend Erin pulled me up to dance, and I was happy to oblige. Robbie was sitting and talking to Simon about coding, in words I didn’t understand and I was delighted to watch them talk about something they’re both good at. But when ‘Sorry’ came on I ran over and tapped Robbie’s shoulder urgently and then ran back to Erin and Robbie followed and we danced to pop music until we were sweaty and grinning and full of gin and tonics, none of which I paid for all night.
This is, in case I am being too subtle, a love letter to my friends, and to the world in which I was able to find them, and an answer to your question. The internet is helpful. Friends of friends are good. Sometimes people come in and out of your life and that’s the most upsetting fact that exists and also the most important to come to grips with. Dancing is the best feeling in the world, especially if it’s to Whitney. The way I made friends is accidentally, by being alone for a while, by figuring out what I’m interested in, by doing those things and talking about those things until I found people that wanted to do and talk about the same things, by being excited to meet new people, by being willing to meet new people and have it not work out, by feeling a lot and often out loud, by being absolutely dazzled by every friend I have, and by drinking a lot of gin beverages.
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Questions for Grown-Ups
(semi-but-not-really-tagged by @starsinursa because I’m a grown-up and I like answering questions...)
Tired of those surveys made by high school kids? “Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Drank alcohol?”
Here are 35 questions for Grown Ups:
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?: Right now my electricity bill. It's so high... I have to pay 150€ at the end of the month and I'm slightly panicked about it.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?: I wouldn't call it romantic, but I had dinner at the Greek place around the corner with my boyfriend.
3. What do you really want to be doing right now?: Sleeping, but I am actually too lazy to go to bed... Yep, that's thing.
4. How many colleges did you attend?: None. It works a bit differently in Germany. I attended school to get the education degree I needed to apply for uni, but I was bullied by my homeroom teacher and had to quit.
5. Why did you choose the shirt you have on now?: It's comfy. It's actually an old shirt to sleep in my grandma gave me some 20 years ago...
6. Thoughts on gas prices?: I live in Germany... They're always way too high. Though they're “low” at the moment, with 1,23€/Liter (not gallon) yesterday.
7. First thought when the alarm goes off in the morning?: “Shut the fuck up, I hate you so much. Just kill me already. Is this thing really important enough to get out of bed for?”
8. Last thought you have before you go to bed?: “If I fall asleep right now I have about 4 hours of sleep. Not bad.” (Then I headcanon about Destiel, ahem)
9. Do you miss being a child?: Yes. Living carefree, not worrying if you can afford something, no bills to pay, parents handling all the adult stuff... Sign me up!
10. What errand/chore do you despise the most?: Laundry by far. I get so motivated sometimes, but waiting for the machine to finish, I lose that motivation. Hanging laundry, ugh. I almost never put it away nowadays, just take what I need...
11. Up early or sleep in?: Sleep in for sure. If you let me, I can sleep for 12-20 hours...
12. Found love yet?: Yesss. Been in an amazing relationship for four years now and still going strong <3
13. Favorite lunch meat?: Like, on sandwiches? I'm not much of a bread eater, but I occasionally like liverwurst. Plus the word is funny.
14. What do you get at the grocery store every time?: Frozen food. I can't cook and I'm impatient. Also poor.
15. Beach or lake?: Both. There is this amazing lake near where my boyfriend lives that also has a sandy beach.
16. Is marriage outdated?: Somewhat, yeah. But I'm still a romantic at heart and I would love to marry my boyfriend. Which is never gonna happen, but still.
17. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?: Misha Collins, he seems so fun and smart. The right kind of dorky. Stephen Hawking would be amazing, too. I could listen to him for hours, even though I barely understand the topic...
18. Ever crashed your vehicle?: I bumped into things here and there, and once I rear-ended someone because I looked away for a second. Also my depth perception isn't that great. But never really crashed it, no.
19. Do you have any regrets?: A lot, but the way I see it, they changed me, made me who I am. But I would totally go back and never get my first three tattoos...
20. Strangest place you’ve brushed your teeth?: Eh, I don't know? The only place I ever brushed that wasn't at home (or at my boyfriend's) was at the dentist's, before an appointment. Oh, and hotel rooms. But nothing really strange.
21. Somewhere you’ve never been but want to go?: So many places. I would love to visit Sweden and Canada. England, too. And a lot of conventions in the US of A...
22. At this point, would you want to start a new career?: Any career for that matter. I haven't been able to really build something because I've been sick and unable to work most of my life...
23. How old are you?: Two weeks shy of 29...
24. Do you have a go-to person?: My boyfriend, for the most part. For “woman stuff” my best friend of 25 years.
25. Are you where you want to be in life?: Not at all. But I make the best of it.
26. Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?: I loved the old Spiderman. Rugrats, Animaniacs, Scooby-Doo, Recess, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball... All the good stuff.
27. What do you think has changed about you since you were a teenager?: I kind of made peace with myself. I stopped worrying about what other people think, I embraced my weirdness, I try to stay positive, live and let live. I realized there are more important things than focusing on stuff I hate. I mostly ignore that now.
28. Looking back at high school, were they the best years of your life?: I liked learning, always have. But I was the weird kid, shy, timid. I got bullied a lot. So no. High School was hell for me.
29. Are there times you still feel like a kid?: Yes. Sometimes I sound like an old hag, but I still get giggly over the tiniest things and get called childish a lot. I still feel young and can't believe I'm almost 30...
30. Did you have a pager?: A what now? Those were never really fashionable here, I don't think.
31. Was there a hang-out spot when you were a kid?: In the first village I grew up in, there were these two lakes. One of them had a functional manual water pump, which was nice in the summer. Also the goat and horse pens.
32. Were you the type of kid you’d want your children to hang out with?: I would encourage them probably. I was the weird kid that didn't talk much and mostly wanted to be left alone...
33. Was there a teacher or figure that stood out to you?: My homeroom teacher was this young woman, I think 32, really fierce, loud voice, didn't take shit. But also really nice if you showed her respect (which most didn't since our class was horrible). Then there was this substitute art teacher, super tall, super skinny, bleach blond hair, probably gay. Really nice. I once complained that my drawing looked “too anime” and he knew what I meant and gave me tips on how to improve. Fuck, I once wrote something like “I <3 yaoi” (I was really into that when I was younger, sue me) on the back of one drawing and when I got an A on it, I swear it was because of that. I actually had a lot of amazing teachers. Another homeroom teacher, two great math teachers, my English and French teacher... But equally as many bad ones, too.
34. Do you tell stories that start with “when I was your age”?: Oh yes. I don't mean to, but I do. Or rather I did, when I still talked to my now 20yo great-niece...
35. Are you religious?: Nah. I've been an atheist since I was about 12. I didn't grow up with religion. I don't mind it, but I dislike the church. Religion itself is actually quite interesting, but as a queer woman I could never really identify myself with it. I'm all about science, too. I don't mind religious people, though, unless they try to shove it down my throat.
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Haven't done one of these in awhile
This could be fun or extremely sad 1: Name• keisha 2: Age • twenty freaking six 3: 3 Fears • spiders, car accident, heights 4: 3 things I love• animals, cosmetology, singing 5: 4 turns on• tattoos, androgyny, intelligence, manners, thighs. 6: 4 turns off• drugs, no sense of direction, mean, 7: My best friend• my cat and dog lol…. wow that sounds lame. 8: Sexual orientation• bisexual 9: My best first date• I’ll never tell 😽 10: How tall am I • 5'3" 11: What do I miss• free health insurance 12: What time was I born • midnight 13: Favorite color• green 14: Do I have a crush• yea 15: Favorite quote• idk 16: Favorite place• anywhere near the ocean 17: Favorite food• Thai 18: Do I use sarcasm• pretty much everything I say is sarcastic 19: What am I listening to right now• some weird ass movie on the tv. 20: First thing I notice in new person• their hair, what they’re wearing, and their smile. 21: Shoe size• 7 ½-8 22: Eye color• hazel brown/green lol 23: Hair color• right now it’s cool copper/ brown 24: Favorite style of clothing• feminine polished grunge 25: Ever done a prank call? Not since 8th grade 27: Meaning behind my URL• at one point I was loveable, and I also loved cupcakes 28: Favorite movie• dirty love and beaches 29: Favorite song• you’re not alone by Saosin 30: Favorite band• the used and knuckle puck 31: How I feel right now• mehhh 32: Someone I love• my girlfriend 33: My current relationship status• in a relationship 34: My relationship with my parents• complicated 35: Favorite holiday• Halloween 36: Tattoos and piercing i have• 7 tattoos, ear piercing and Monroe 37: Tattoos and piercing i want• nipples and lighthouse haha 38: The reason I joined Tumblr• to keep in touch Jainna, and find cool pictures for my myspace that no one else had back in middle school 😹 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don’t hate her. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Yea, my gf gets up way earlier than me and texts me “good morning” around the time I wake up. Haha it’s cute. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? That would be my boss, and heck no. 42: When did I last hold hands? I few minutes ago ❤ 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? It feels like it takes for freaking ever, I need a good 2-3 hours or else I look like a monster. 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Surprisingly yes! Although I wish I hadn’t because it’s fucking cold out. 45: Where am I right now? In my living room. 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? I would be home and in bed If that were the case. I don’t trust anyone lol 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Neither since I was 15. 49: Am I excited for anything? I’m excited for the two news jobs I just started. I am now a freaking talent director for a modelingagency lol and back to doing hair! 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Pretty much every day if I’m working hahaha 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Today 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I unfortunately wouldn’t be shocked at this point. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yes 55: What is something I disliked about today? I had a good day today. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Uhmm… I’d like to meet a pleiadian in human form, if they don’t exist, then I’d like to meet Britney Spears lol 57: What do I think about most? Lately my career path, family, and making my relationship work. 58: What’s my strangest talent? I can sing and do the splits! Hahaha is that strange enough? 59: Do I have any strange phobias? Fucking spiders…. ugh…. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both 61: What was the last lie I told? I have no idea, prolly that I wasn’t hungry or some shit lol 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting is becoming a lot more fun, but phone if my hair isn’t done. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts idk, aliens yes 64: Do I believe in magic? What kind? 65: Do I believe in luck? Idk I just broke a mirror so….. 66: What’s the weather like right now? Cold as fuck in march 67: What was the last book I’ve read? #GIRLBOSS 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Not really 69: Do I have any nicknames? Kiwi 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I have never really been injured by anything…. oh, actually, Dorothy from my 5th class kicked me in the shin while playing soccer in gym class and that felt awful…. like thinking back I can still feel it. Ouch. 71: Do I spend money or save it? I freaking LOVE spending money, but I know I need to save it because I’m an adult and I need to be responsible. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Just tried, nope. 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Oh yea 74: Favorite animal? Cats 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Going over notes for my new job 76: What do I think Satan’s last name is? Uhm idk 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? I believe by nicko vega 78: How can you win my heart? I don’t have one anymore 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I don’t know, always laugh or some shit 80: What is my favorite word? Namaste 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? There is more to Tumblr than just my page and my newsfeed???!! Lol 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Everyone should stop eating like shit because processed foods cause cancer and you need more veggies so go try some! 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Idk 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Wow what timing, I would be able to go invisible 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? If I was attracted to them lol 86: What is my current desktop picture? My pets 87: Had sex? Well of course 88: Bought condoms? Yea, practicing safe sex is important. 89: Gotten pregnant? No 90: Failed a class? College class 91: Kissed a boy? Yeah 92: Kissed a girl? Yes yes yes, finally 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Ya❤❤❤ 94: Had job? Yep 95: Left the house without my wallet? Prolly 96: Bullied someone on the internet? Lol yes 😞 sorry bout that 97: Had sex in public? Haha yea 98: Played on a sports team? Yes I was terrible 99: Smoked weed? Yea 100: Did drugs? No 101: Smoked cigarettes? Yes, I just quit yesterday 102: Drank alcohol? Yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Multiple times, I love steak and burgers too much 104: Been overweight? I think I am now 105: Been underweight? Nope, I wish 106: Been to a wedding? Yes, I love weddings 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Today 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes 109: Been outside my home country?Do the Bahamas count? 110: Gotten my heart broken? Unfortunately so 111: Been to a professional sports game?Like a legit football and hockey game, yes 112: Broken a bone? No 113: Cut myself?Ya 114: Been to prom? I actually went to 4 proms, 3 with the same guy and my senior prom with someone else 😸 I love dressing up. 115: Been in airplane?Yaaaaasssss 116: Fly by helicopter?No, but I've had sex in one .... secret never have I ever question! 117: What concerts have I been to?Omg sooo many! I love concerts 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Oh yea 119: Learned another language?In the process 120: Wore make up?Everyday 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? 16 lol 122: Had oral sex? I mean yea 123: Dyed my hair?Si 124: Voted in a presidential election?I did! I voted for Gary Johnson because there is no way in hell I was voting for Trump or Hillary 125: Rode in an ambulance?When I was six 126: Had a surgery?Tonsils removed 127: Met someone famous?Some band members and Delilah in NYC!!!! 128: Stalked someone on a social network?My secret crush 129: Peed outside?Only when I was camping or wasted 130: Been fishing? Yea, i suck at this, and deep sea fishing almost killed me.... I just like to lay out and tan and enjoy the scenery 131: Helped with charity?Yes, cuts for a cause and habitat for humanity 132: Been rejected by a crush? Yea, maybe I'm a weirdo, but now I have a gf so who cares 133: Broken a mirror? Yea I literally just broke one this week, and my week has been going great since, not gonna lie! 134: What do I want for birthday? A new car
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skiasurveys · 7 years
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get to know me
1: Name - Jen

2: Age- 20

3: 3 Fears - suffocation, ghosting, the dentist

4: 3 things I love- My boyfriend, best friend and cats

5: 4 turns on- neck kissing, arms, facial hair, tall

6: 4 turns off- lanky/skinny , trump supporters, racist, weebs

7: My best friend- kyra

8: Sexual orientation- straight
 
9: My best first date
: was with my current boyfriend, we played smash bros and went to noodle house, and hung at his place, it was fun actually 
10: How tall am I
: 5 feet 
11: What do I miss
: money 
12: What time were I born
: 7:06 am 
13: Favorite color: cyan  

14: Do I have a crush
: on my boyfriend 
15: Favorite quote
: “ you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart “ Arin Hanson (game grumps )
16: Favorite place
: don't have one 
17: Favorite food
: chicke fingers 
18: Do I use sarcasm
: yes 
19: What am I listening to right now
 : game grumps and Connor snoring 
20: First thing I notice in new person
? Eyes and how they treat me
21: Shoe size
 : 6 Us F
22: Eye color: burgundy 

23: Hair color
: brown
24: Favorite style of clothing
: soft grunge 
25: Ever done a prank call?: once in grade 9

27: Meaning behind my URL
: for this one it's cus I do surveys 
28: Favorite movie
: the lion king
29: Favorite song
: Nothing compares to you 
30: Favorite band
: of monsters and men 
31: How I feel right now
: unsure 
32: Someone I love
 : my  mom 
33: My current relationship status
: taken
34: My relationship with my parents
:good 
35: Favorite holiday
: don't have one 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
: n/a
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
: eh 
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
: can't remember
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
: no but he's annoying 
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
 : yes 
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
: no 
42: When did I last hold hands?
: like20 Mins ago
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
 One hour 
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
 Yes 
45: Where am I right now?
 Home in my bed 
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
 Connor or my friends 
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
 Yes except dad died 
49: Am I excited for anything?
 No 
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
 Yes
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
 Everyday 
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
 Today 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I would be filled with rage 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
 Yes
55: What is something I disliked about today?
 Anxious 
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
 Dan avidan
57: What do I think about most?
 Money 
58: What’s my strangest talent?
 Nothing 
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
 Not really 
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both 

61: What was the last lie I told?
 I'm okay 
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
 On the phone 
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
 No but yes to aliens 
64: Do I believe in magic? No 

65: Do I believe in luck?
 No 
66: What’s the weather like right now?
 Cold 
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
 I can't remember 
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
 Yes lol 
69: Do I have any nicknames? Ehhh Miyu 

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
 Got hit by a car 
71: Do I spend money or save it?
 Depends 
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
 No 
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
 Yes a shirt 
74: Favorite animal? Wolf 

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
 In  bed 
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
 Idk 
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
 Mr blue sky 
78: How can you win my heart?
  Make me laugh
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Brb 

80: What is my favorite word? Idk 

81: My top 5 blogs on  Tumblr ? I'm afraid to say cus I'll forget someone 
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? YOU THINK I CAME OUT OF THE PUSSY DRAWING FUCKING MOZART 

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
 Nope 
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
 To manipulate percentile, example. “"I have 100% chance of getting the  car I want “ “i have 20% of having a bad day “ 
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
 Idk 
86: What is my current desktop picture? Tigers 

87: Had sex? Yes 

88: Bought condoms?
 Nah 
89: Gotten pregnant?
 Nah 
90: Failed a class? Yes in middle school 

91: Kissed a boy?
 Yes 
92: Kissed a girl? No 

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
 No 
94: Had job?
yes 
95: Left the house without my wallet?
 Yes 
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
 No but I used to when I was twelve  I would fit kids would bullied me and so I kinda became the bully but not really 
97: Had sex in public? Yes 

98: Played on a sports team?
 Yes 
99: Smoked weed? Yes 

100: Did drugs?
 Only weed 
101: Smoked cigarettes?
 No 
102: Drank alcohol?
yes
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
 Nah 
104: Been overweight?
 No 
105: Been underweight?
 No 
106: Been to a wedding?
 Yes 
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
 Yeah 
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
 No 
109: Been outside my home country?
 Yes 
110: Gotten my heart broken?
 Yeah 
111: Been to a professional sports game?
 No 
112: Broken a bone?
 Nah 
113: Cut myself?
 Used to. I only do if I'm frustrated 
114: Been to prom? Yeah 

115: Been in airplane? Yup 

116: Fly by helicopter?
 No 
117: What concerts have I been to?
 Jonas brothers when I was twelve 
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No 

119: Learned another language?
 Kinda 
120: Wore make up? Yes 

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? No I lost it when I was 19

122: Had oral sex?
 Yes 
123: Dyed my hair?
yeah hahah 
124: Voted in a presidential election?
 Not American 
125: Rode in an ambulance? No 

126: Had a surgery? Yes twice 

127: Met someone famous?
 Nah 
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
 Yep lolol 
129: Peed outside? Yes 

130: Been fishing? Nope 

131: Helped with charity?
 I have 
132: Been rejected by a crush?
 Who hasn't 
133: Broken a mirror?
 No 
134: What do I want for birthday? Shoes 
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cynicalhag · 7 years
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If you were so drunk you couldn’t even stand, would the last person you kissed take care of you?
I don’t know. 
Do you have a lighter on you?
No.
After taking a shower, do you change in the bathroom or in your bedroom?
I change in my bathroom.
Someone tells you that your beautiful/good looking. What do you say?
Thank you.
If you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick?
Banana, cause it containt loads of important vitamins. Too bad I don’t love bananas. 
What are your plans for this weekend?
Well this weekend is over, so next weekend, I’m going to be in Stockholm, shopping :)
Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?
No.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
Sure.
Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?
I don’t think so.
Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah.
How would you react if you found out a friend had died?
I’d be devastated. 
What are you doing for your next birthday?
I have no idea, it’s still so far away.
Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
No.
Are you attracted to anyone right now?
Not right now, no.
When you woke up, what were your first thoughts this morning?
I don’t remember.
What were you doing at 7:45AM this morning?
I was sleeping.
What was the last thing you drank?
Coffee.
Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
I got it at a thrift store.
How many arguments have you had with the last person you kissed?
None.
Is any part of your body sore?
No.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
A friend.
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
Never.
Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
Nope, I have to get up at 6.
You’re stuck in a locked room with the last person you kissed what happens?
It would be so wierd.
Did anyone see your last kiss?
Yeah.
Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
I don’t think so.
Are your blankets normally kicked all over the place when you wake up?
No.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you?
Yeah.
Do you lose your keys often?
No.
Do you have any piercings?
I do.
Are you happy right now?
I’m content.
Whose bed other than yours did you last lay on?
A friend’s.
What is the worst physical pain you have ever felt?
Probably strep throat or migraine.
When was the last time you talked to the last person you kissed?
Months ago.
Did anything bad happen to you in September?
Probably, I don’t remember.
When you’re at the beach, do you swim or lay out more?
I probably layed out.
How’s your day been?
It’s been good.
Do you drink enough water?
Not even close.
What were you doing at 4am?
Sleeping.
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Sometimes.
Do you have a tattoo?
I do not.
Last person that went to the mall with you?
I have no idea.
Who made you laugh last?
A youtuber, I guess.
How’s your hair looking?
It’s in a very messy bun, but at least it’s freshly washed.
Do you think relationships are hard?
I don’t know, I haven’t been in one.
What are you thinking about right now?
How my stomach kinda hurts.
Are promises important to you?
Of course.
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
A month ago.
Do you get jealous easily?
No, but I do get envious.
Honestly, do you really love the last person you said I love you to?
I do.
Are you good at wrapping presents?
No, I suck at it.
How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?
-
What do you think about the weather?
I wish it could just fuck off. I want spring.
Where would I find you this upcoming Thursday?
In Stockholm :)
I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
Nope lol.
If you were on life support, would the last male you kissed come visit you?
Haven’t kissed any males.
Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yeah.
Would you go out in public looking like you do now?
Nope.
Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
Maybe my dad.
This time last year, were you single?
Yeah.
Do you have a best friend who is of the opposite sex?
No.
Do you fall for people easily?
No.
Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?
Forward.
Do you find smoking unattractive?
No.
What annoys you?
People, honestly.
What exactly are you wearing now?
A blue-striped t-shirt. grey sweatpants, underwear and pink fuzzy socks. Honestly, it’s a look.
Would you kiss the person you last kissed again?
Nah.
Pick 5 PEOPLE you love without looking at the questions first (in no specific order)
my mom, a friend, a friend, a friend, a friend.
Q: Have you ever kissed number 5?
Nope.
Q: When’s the next time you’re going to see number 4?
Tomorrow.
Q: Is number 2 pretty
Yeah.
Q:How did you meet number 3?
Through my mom.
Q: Have you seen number 1 in the last month?
Yeah.
Q: Do you think number 5 has a crush on you?
No.
Q: Have you ever been to number 4’s house?
I have.
Q: Are you really close to number 1?
Yeah.
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
Yeah.
Q: Would you ever hang out with number 4 alone?
Yeah.
Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
Music, honestly.
Q: Do you have secrets with 5?
Yeah.
Q: Would you give 2 a hug?
Yeah.
Q: Describe the relationship between 3 and 1.
They don’t really have a relationship.
Q: Do you live close to number 4?
No.
Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1?
I don’t know. Maybe travelling.
Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
No.
Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don’t talk to as much now?
Yeah.
Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
I have.
When will be the next time you text someone?
I don’t know, tomorrow?
How much money did you spend today?
I didn’t spend any money today.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I’ll be in school.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Yeah.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Going skiing soon.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Sleeping in my bed.
Do you want any children?
I don’t know.
Is there something you’re happy about at the moment?
Yeah, I’m happy about not feeling really depressed at the moment.
How old do you look?
I was told I look older now that I lost my braces.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yeah.
Do you like movie nights?
Yessss.
What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I don’t remember.
Have you had sex in the past 3 weeks?
Nope.
Is it awkward when you run into your ex?
-
Have you ever taken anyone/anything for granted?
Yeah.
Do you act differently around the person you like?
I don’t like anyone.
Do you remember who you liked in grade seven?
I didn’t like anyone.
How often do you drink Monster?
Never.
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