#dragoneer99

[captain-lovelace]

would you like to tour the femboy cloning machine

Only if I can give suggestions for the femboys being cloned. Can we give the next one powers so he can have a backstory as an escaped government experiment

#horus answers asks #dragoneer99

[brattybottomdyke]

hey don't be cute. it's distracting.

im sorry! i’ll keep that in mind for the future 😋

#dragoneer99 #answered

[tainbocuailnge]

I was just wondering, since Cu qualifies for the rider class, how do you think his rider version would measure up in power to his lancer version?

well that depends entirely on what angle they'd take for his rider version because fate powerlevels exist to serve the narrative, and I can't say anything meaningful about that right now because there's zero hints for what his rider self would be like other than that he qualifies for the class. regardless of how hard any given version of him can pulverize his enemies though lancer is going to remain the most emotionally fulfilled cu chulainn and therefore the one all his other selves will continue to wish they were

#dragoneer99 #king of asks

[foxgirltail]

thank you for explaining the alcoholic to me

Mhm!

#dragoneer99 #maxine's asks

[catgirlcommie]

is it true that touhou is about girls kissing sloppy?

not really. it is about girls who are gay but it also is about religion and philosophy and the boundaries between reality and dreams

#touhou #dragoneer99

[handsome-girl-competition]

I didn't die 22 times to lady maria due to being a horny distracted lesbian just so she could lose an internet poll

damn right!

#propaganda #vote lady maria now! #do it for dragoneer99

[demimonde-semigoddess]

Got tagged in a meme by @arthurian-owls! Template:

Last song: Currently reading: Current fic: Currently watching: Next on my watch list: Current obsession: Tag up to 9 people.

Last song: In the Night - Des Rocs

Currently reading: The Eternal Darkness by Robert D Ballard, on the recommendation of a one Clint McElroy. It's interesting!

Current fic: Don't have any on the go right now! If I had to pick one to recommend, it'd be And the Moon Glows at Night Like It's Supposed to, a blaseball fic about the end of the supposedly endless game and how the moist talkers (and a few other teams!) recover. If you're interested in warhammer 40k there's also my friend @dragoneer99's fic, The Kallesion Crisis.

Currently watching: I need to finish Mob Psycho 100's most recent season! Also my gf is showing me Adventure Time, and I'm in the middle of like 5 animes including "So I'm a Spider, So What?" with @unorthodoxchronicles.

Next on my watch list: Probably Star Wars Visions?

Current obsession: I recently remembered Wandersong exists, so that's been on my mind lately! Otherwise I'm a little between major eras, so I'm trying to clean up my steam "to-be-played" list, wring some art from my poor brain, and get back into mtg after a bit of a break!

Then my tags, because why not: @unorthodoxchronicles @thecallieoutofspace @nullspaceindustries @numbersninja @legisaskerator @dragoneer99 @eyeseyesbaby @jawd @damaramegido

As always, no obligation to actually do this, it's just for fun!

#tag meme #god i havent done one of these in 5ever

[carnival-phantasm]

does brazil have a functioning electoral system?

#do you? #ask #dragoneer99

[narutoad]

Even NARUTO UZUMAKI himself reads as gay coded bc kishimoto was simply too sexist to give his actual love interest any depth

oooohhhhhh a chance to talk about h*nata let’s GO

i cannot get over the fact that she wasn’t an actual character. hinata was a plot device from the moment she was introduced. her team was stunted the most, she lost every fight she was in, her few moments of bravery were always bolstered by her crippling crush on naruto, and she didn’t even have her own “ninja way.” she heard naruto’s and was like “yeah that sounds good!” the absolute lack of effort put into developing hinata hyuga is astounding and equally upsetting and hilarious.

and there’s nothing wrong with her goals in life or where she wound up. there’s nothing wrong with being peaceful, or softspoken, or a wife and mother, or gentle, or anything like that. but if you’re going to have a character like that in a world that is not peaceful or gentle, you cannot make them a throwaway character until you need your main man to get married. (very similar to how tenten’s story is not a tale of feminism even though she’s the only one of her peers to not get married and have children; it feels more like her lifestyle is an explanation of her absence than a definitive choice for her character.)

just imagine if they’d given any of sasuke’s storyline to hinata, or at least expanded on those themes with her as the central figure. easiest example is “bonds.” she has so many ties to other characters (re: plot device) and could have been an excellent model of why those bonds are so important, how to repair breaking bonds, things like that. imagine if we saw the revolution of the hyuga clan through her eyes in contrast to the infamous downfall of the uchiha clan. the parallel that could have been drawn between hinata and sasuke, ultimately making her later relationship with naruto more plausible.

instead she has a fruity husband and a demon child and a small clone of herself

#ask toad #dragoneer99 #hinata hyuuga

[shuttershocky]

is it fair to say it seems the only rule in any nasuverse property is that the rules exist to be broken? it seems a general theme

Correct. There are only two solid rules in the Nasuverse:

1. You must learn to cook

2. There’s always a bullshit exception

#dragoneer99

[captain-lovelace]

sorry you wouldn't say WHAT to your husband sauron?

Oh I saw a y/n fic about coming out as a trans man to your husband, Sauron. Quite frankly I would not do that because I would not have Sauron as a husband.

#horus answers asks #dragoneer99

[tainbocuailnge]

god wait my only experience with the original vn is the UBW anime are you telling me shirou ACTUALLY shit wrecks shinji?

that’s fate route babey!!! shirou literally comes an asshair from snapping shinji’s neck with his bare hands

#dragoneer99 #king of asks #dont trust any bitch who says fate route is bad

[cosmosrival]

kamadeva had kids right? do you think they brag about their kids as much as they brag about their wife?

as KAMADEVA, they had 2 kids with rati yeah !!! harsha & yasha! AND IF UR TALKING ABOUT KAMADEV ORIGINALLY THEN YES ABSOLUTELY he’s fucking himbo coded!!!!!!!!!!!

but... kama in chaldea isn’t the same at all, they’ll be a Lot Lot Lot more embarrassed if you ask them about their wives or their children because even if they’re theirs, they feel like they don’t deserve them. they recall memories in their interlude longingly even if they’re just a shard of themself which proves that even if they don’t remember the feelings they had for them, they remember everything they shared together. and memories breed desire (pain)

here’s a comic that’s very very very dear to my heart, drawn by my favourite kama lore jp artist on twitter !

>>>>>>  right here

translation of the comic above: basically gudao is wondering how kama would react to seeing rati in chaldea despite them telling him he doesn’t remember the feelings they had for her, so he kinda lies and tells them that rati got summoned and kama slowly morphs into their true, masculine form, in shock that rati made it here, gently begging guda to not tell her about what kama did in ooku and ultimately asking him “...Well ? Where’s my wife ?” and basically this jp artist saved my life.

i think their depiction is extremely on point and accurate and they basically think of kama and portray kama in the exact same way as me !!!!!! :^) but yeah kama would be a LOT more shy because they’ve gotten insecure (trauma does this to u.)

#answered #hubby tag #kama #kama fgo #tagging kama because of the comic link ! i want ppl to see it #dragoneer99

[catgirlcommie]

from osmosis i've discovered the plot of PMMM is that homura sucks at talking to her crush, which makes it very relatable

honestly that is basically the plot in a certain sense

#pmmm #if homura was less of a disaster lesbian she would have a better time probably #also rebellion probably wouldnt happen #dragoneer99

[normal-horoscopes]

had someone accuse me of racism for saying terfs are transphobic

ONE TIME A TERF JUMPED INTO MY DM’S WITH SOME HUGE INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREED SO I TRIED TO STRING HER ALONG AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY COULD 

I DEVELOPED THIS WHOLE FAKE IDENTITY OF BEING A GEORGIAN CIS GIRL WHO DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS OR LGBT ISSUES

#dragoneer99

[lichfucker]

no joke i could listen to lou wilson read the phonebook and i'd be on cloud fucking nine

mood

#dragoneer99 #bluh bluh #lou wilson