hey has anyone else noticed that totk looks a lot like princess mononoke sometinms (<- guy who has never had an original thought)
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Really the gall of the Inquisitor of all protags to be given the 'could one thing in this fucking world stay fixed' line, as if the Warden didn't do everything an Inquisitor did but whilst homeless and with their only allies a collection of metaphorically dead criminals. Like so sorry that your political victories were unstable mx inquisitor, the night before the landsmeet was the first time I'd slept inside a room with walls and a cieling for a year. The first time I got to my cool fortress all my staff were being eaten and the ones left tried to assassinate me. And I still managed to deal with my darkspawn magister without a dragon!
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oh this is a problem
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Huh. This…explains a lot. And asks so many new questions *-*
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The Teenager: so The Iron Widow was really really good! What's the next book? I need to read it right away!
Me: ah it looks like it's not out until the end of the year because the author got screwed over
The Teenager: GODDAMNIT! Like not blaming the author but I still want to read it now :(
Me: they have another book out called Zachary Ying and the Dragon Emperor
The Teenager: idk...
Me: it's described by one person as Percy Jackson meets Yu-Gi-Oh with Chinese Mythology
The Teenager: ...well now I have to read it because I'm probably going to love it. *Big sigh* add it to the wishlist and help me check if it is in our local library please
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.I miss him 💋🫶.
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Post S5, Callum and Rayla are on their way to the Starscraper and make a little side stop.
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The Brightbell Nest was by far the nicest place to eat on the block they meandered into. The sign hanging out front was hand painted with little blue birds outlining the name. Chatter and candlelight from inside were so inviting that Rayla almost walked right past the elegant host that greeted them.
“Do you have a reservation?”
Disappointment flashed across Rayla’s face.
No, it couldn't be like this after a long day of anticipating dinner together.
Before Callum could intervene, the host continued. “Well, we do have some space in the couple's section- with a sunset view over the valley, of course. And a suite for the night-”
“That's great!” Callum exclaimed without thinking. “We are… um.”
“Two people!” chimed in Rayla, siding up to him.
“Yeah! A couple!” Callum fumbled for Rayla’s hand, face hot.
Rayla also blushed, squeezing Callum’s hand. It hadn't been that long since they’d held hands, but with this context… “Right! We do things like eat together and go on long walks on the beach all the time!”
Couple's Menu, a Rayllum one-shot over on AO3. Happy (late) Valentine's Day!
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hmmm... Beatrix and Jordana are scarily similar, no? Both are the weaker, pathetic counterparts to a stronger and powerful individual whom they hold a one-sided grudge with, seeking to be number one. They both have extreme anger issues as well, getting very, VERY mad when things don't go their way (not as bad as Ras' anger issues though).
Both are then offered a proposition from Lord Ras, who seeks to achieve his master's goal, and well... seeing how Beatrix was just a pawn, and nearly destroyed the whole world well, I'm scared about Jordana and what she could do, to say the least...
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Re-reading The Dragonriders of Pern books from the beginning and The White Dragon hits different as an adult who now understands their own asexuality
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when your mom asks you to send her some of your recent art but all of your recent art is these gay ass puppets. Uh
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Me: The entire Blood and Cheese incident is a tragedy for both sides, an unnessarily savage act that is morally reprehensible and inexcusable.
Also Me, whose been Team Black for 15 years: fuck them kids.
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finally got a chance to draw gunjar! my boyyy
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@bardistraee's Avraham + @edgier-than-a-diamond's Allen. Bless them they are so patient with my shenanigans.
Yes René is in the background but this isn't about him. Look at how on fire that ogre is. Clearly it was all Avraham. What a legend.
Hopefully René learned a little bit about how to perform well as a thief from him c:
Bonus pic of the aftermath of the same fight because Allen hovering menacingly sends me. He sure does love doing that as a mage! Awesome support though.
Allen found a unique way to get my attention. Not sure if René disapproves or if he's just trying desperately not to laugh.
Nighttime Battahl. René maxed thief so I changed his vocation to archer. Poor Avraham had to be the sole melee...and tbh he absolutely killed it. Allen is unfortunately out of frame somewhere, but this was a still pretty cool shot.
I was luckily able to complete both pawns' quests this time! I did also keep them for like 22 in-game days though haha.
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Sunfyre is a girls girl and no I shall not elaborate.
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Cheese Williams from Reservation Dogs is autistic.
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