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[laylas-dr-sideblog]

Hina: Knowledge is knowing a tomato’s a fruit!

Taka: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!

Hiro: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie!

…

Byakuya: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is not a smoothie.

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[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

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[starch1ldz]

Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.

Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating

The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.

Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.

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[ratioaven]

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[golden1u5t]

dad!spencer >>>>>>

“Spencer?” You called out for him as you walked into the empty bullpen with your daughter holding your hand, you frowned as you looked around for him. After looking around for a few minutes your eyes landed on the conference room, since the blinds were open you could see the team sitting at the table.

You took a seat at Spencer’s desk until he was done reviewing the case, your daughter sat on your lap playing on her tablet. You set the brown paper bag down on the desk, you had brought lunch and you had planned to sit with him for a bit but someone had other plans.

A few minutes later the team emerged from the conference room. Spencer’s face twisted in confusion as he saw someone in his chair, his hand reaching for his gun but he quickly relaxed once he recognized your signature butterfly barrett and his daughters laugh. You looked up from watching your daughters tablet when you heard quick footsteps getting closer to you.

“Y/N, hi!” He breathed once he reached you. You took your daughters tablet and placed it on the desk and let Spencer take her from your lap, you stood up and quickly pressed a kiss to his lips. Spencer smiled and pressed a kiss to his daughters head. “What are you doing here? I thought you had her photoshoot today.”

“We did, it was earlier this morning. I figured we could come have lunch with you,” You pushed the brown bag towards him. “But, I see you guys have gotten a new case.”

Emily heard your daughters giggles and immediately left her conversation with Rossi for her. She squirmed in Spencer’s arms and reached for Emily, screaming “aunty em” until she took her from Spencer’s arms, taking her away to be with the rest of the team while you and Spencer had some time together before he was gone.

You smiled as you watched the team with her, remembering how quick the team fell in love with her. They were in love with her before she was even born. You stepped closer to him and rested your head on his chest, wrapping your arms around his waist.

“We still have half an hour before we leave. You guys can stay while we wait, I want to spend some time with her before I leave for however long.” He mumbled, into your hair. He sighed as he looked at her playing with the team. “I hope she knows how much I love her.”

“Of course she does, Spence. She knows that your job keeps you away sometimes but I make sure to tell her all the time how much you love her.” You lean back and cup his face so he could look a you, a small frown on your face. “She knows you love her and she loves you too. We love you.”

Spencer nodded and pressed his lips to yours gently, a small tug on his pants leg forcing him to pull away. He looked down to see his daughter tugging at his pants.

“Daddy, can we eat now?”

“Of course, sweet girl.”

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Y/N: Holy fuck-

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[capric0rnie]

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[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Kirk, lying awake at 2 am: Do you think mankind has overstepped it's boundaries? It feels sometimes like we are fighting a war against our very nature as beings- stuck perpetuating the circle of mistakes and insufficient attempts to fix them.

Spock, also awake: It is unclear, Jim. However, part of what makes your species so admirable is your need to continue that circle- so long as you persevere and continue to fix your mistakes, the imperfections can be discounted. Do you think mankind is so undeserving of the sympathy you so pride yourselves on?

Kirk: Do you think-

McCoy, his pillow over his head: Do you think mankind is ever going to go the fuck to sleep?

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[bucker3911]

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[reidxtrminds]

Rossi: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.

Hotch: I'm not their dad.

Rossi: Just do it.

Hotch to the kids, Spencer, Derek, Emily, JJ and Penelope: Okey everyone ! Line up, the car leave in 5 minutes !

The kids: *Immediately line up and follow Hotch like ducklings*

Rossi:

Hotch:

Hotch: No listen, LISTEN I'm not their-

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[leonsgotit]

Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

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[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Black Swan: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I am scared of her.

Stelle: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I can fight.

Himeko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

-

Sampo: My man can wear whatever he wants because I am scared of his sister.

Caelus: My man can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Dr. Ratio: My man can wear whatever he wants because he's a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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[spencestiel-michelle]

*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA? 

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window* 

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…? 

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a- 

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor* 

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave? 

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year. 

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss? 

Rossi: annual fire drill. 

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh. 

Rossi: yeah. 

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[starch1ldz]

Spencer: ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Y/n: Your text told me to satanize the house before you got home.

Spencer: I wrote sanitize?

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[golden1u5t]

this has been in my drafts for a while now...

this post is 18+

“Spence- your knee.” You gasped, your head falling back as Spencer sucked a small bruise right under your jaw. “We can’t, not until you’re healed.”

"Please? You can ride me, I won't have to move." His hands moved to your hips, grounding you on his cock and rocking you back and forth. "Please, baby? I need to feel you."

He was so desperate, having not felt you around his cock in a while. You were just as desperate as him but you were more concerned for his well being. The more he moved you on his lap, the more you felt him throbbing underneath you, the more he groaned and whimpered your name, the more the rational part of your brain shut down and was replaced with a cloud of lust.

Spencer pulled back to look at you with pleading eyes, tears building at his waterline and glossing his eyes over. His breathing was so heavy, he was so damn hard for you.

"Fuck, Spence. We have to be careful, I don't want to hurt you." You carefully moved off of his lap and unbuckled his pants, you only pulled them down enough to free his cock. You discarded your own shorts and panties, climbing back on his lap and taking ahold of his cock.

You lifted yourself up and ran his cock through your slit, not teasing for long because you both were too desperate to wait. All Spencer wanted to do was thrust up and push his cock into you but he knew that if he were to move his lower half even the slightest bit, you would temporarily ban sex until he fully healed.

You both held on to each other tightly once you finally sank down on his cock. Spencer let out a shaky breath beside your ear as he felt your cunt clench around him. He knew he wouldn't last, not with how tight and warm you were. You finally started to move, rolling your hips forward before lifting up until only the tip was inside and pushing down.

"Y/N, so good- oh god." He whined, his head tipping back and his eyes slipping closed. Spencer gripped your hips and started to help guide you on his cock, you were surprised when you felt yourself starting to be lifted without you doing it.

You dug your head into his neck and started to nip at his skin, making small bruises like he'd done to you. The closer you got to your release the faster you went, the harder Spencer gripped you hips.

"M'so close, Spence. Gonna cum for you- wanna cum for you, baby, please." You were babbling, your cunt starting to spasm sporadically. Your mouth dropped open against his skin, sweat beading on your skin.

"Can't last any longer-" He gasped, his cock twitching as he started to cum. "Y/N, gonna cum- cumming- mmm"

He swore his eyes started to cross at how hard his orgasm hit him, the feeling of your pussy tight around him as your orgasm came as well.

You sat like that for a while before you finally separated. When you got off of his lap, you stood on shaky legs looking down at him on the coach, he was smiling like he had just won a grand prize.

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

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