#dork extraordinaire
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Dave strider :)
his continuous plaguing by puppet ass is hilarious but also maybe his brother should stop fetish mining a 13yo. thirteen shades of ironic as it may be
#maybe it's cause I don't know enough about him yet but I'm not too interested in him#you already know who the stars of the show are for me. and john is precisely my brand of loser kid extraordinaire#i really like those glimpses of him being a dork. like the katana incident. and the sunglasses.#and trying to discretely check if john liked his birthday present. he's deffo in the little brother zone of attempted badassery#but god hussies' writing style is particularly irritating with him when he tries to be a smartass#answered asks#hs
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𝑨 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔...
Wears a Tiara, occasionally,
Is the regalest thing you'll ever see,
Who sits on fancy-ass chairs,
Shares a dressmaker,
And expresses herself through a fan, *flirty* // *fed up*
Works diligently & dutifully,
For causes dear to her heart,
Is a ribbon cutter extraordinaire,
And delivers speeches like a pro,
LOVES like there's no tomorrow,
Makes core memories in her STANG,
Pops her foot for reasons no one understands,
Has the loyalist (and fluffiest) of allies,
And good Sisters by her side,
Chooses an eco-friendly mode of transport because it's 1000x more fun,
Has little 🤏 clumsy moments sometimes,
But could take down an ENTIRE Kingdom with one bow and one arrow–meh–if she wanted to,
Is an utter darling,
And the coolest thing,
Yet dances like a DORK who doesn't give a damn,
Oh and has a signature wink ;) ;) ,
Bow down, curtsey and pledge your allegiance for Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi PRINCESS of Genovia and Victoria Ingrid Alice Désirée Crown PRINCESS of Sweden 🍐♡ 🇸🇪
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For @duchessofvolterra ♡ (Your fave irl & fictional Princesses)
#Part 2 :)#there's way too many similarities between Mia & Victoria I had even more fun making this version#@duchessofvolterra The wink™#Crown Princess Victoria#Genovia day#The Princess Diaries#my edit#Scandinavian royals#Disney Princess#Victoria of Sweden#Mia Thermopolis#Swedish Royal family#Swedish Royals#Disney#Anne Hathaway#Royals#Parallels#my GIFs#Prince Daniel#Princess Madeleine#Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi
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Worst Best Disguise
Trained by the world's greatest detective Batman, and stage actor extraordinaire Alfred Pennyworth, most Bats have impeccable disguises.
Other times... Not so much.
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Okay, with the ‘draw your ship’ meme format that was born of the Barbie Movie promotional stuff, I’ve seen a lot of people draw Raeda getting their mugshots taken. But everyone has drawn it with Eda being the smiling dork and Raine looking at the camera mortified, and I would like to propose what I believe is infinitely funnier:
Raine is off to the side, smiling like it’s Luz asking for a photograph for her blog, throwing up a peace sign. Looks like they wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else.
Meanwhile, Eda is staring into the camera because Rainestorm got us in trouble???? Out of both of us Raine got us arrested????? What happened to my reputation???? I’m supposed to be the Bad Girl Extraordinaire???? What?????
Idk, I just thought it was silly.
#the owl house#toh eda#toh raine#raine whispers#edalyn clawthorne#barbie#Barbie shipping meme#the owl house raeda#raeda#I know Eda’s character has a lot more depth but this is more of a shitpost situation#shitpost
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Fit!Barnaby
He is here! Best boi! Good boi! Weight lifting extraordinaire, (as well as an expert in lifting the spirits of those around him). Despite the fact he's a boxing champion, he actually really likes weightlifting nowadays too, especially with Wally) Barnaby of course, he's an Alpha as he would say (Oh trust me, he's a dork when he says stuff like that.) He is best bros with Wally, given the fact they both share one braincell and dole out the same about of intellect, they are friends for a lifetime! They often work out together a lot and are very encouraging of one another. Overall, wonderful friendship!
If your ever feeling down, go to Barnaby for a pep talk. If you wanna lift weights? Talk to him! If you just want a hug and have a tea party? you know the answer...Absolutely! Overall, Barnaby can vibe with anything!
#art#fanart#digital art#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home fanart#barnaby welcome home#welcome home barnaby#barnaby beagle fanart#barnaby b beagle#barnaby beagle#wh barnaby#barnaby au#barnaby art#fit!au#Barnaby au
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Azure
Dnf || 34k || COMPLETED || E rated || co-written with @twirlybumblevee
Soulmate/College AU where George doesn’t really… do soulmates and he is completely fine with that. Enter Dream, artist, and dork extraordinaire, who manages to charm his way into George’s heart and make him question everything he thought he knew about himself.
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Fic: Seeing The Future (A Full Deck Series)
Fandom: The Quarry
Pairing: Travis Hackett/Laura Kearney
Rating: E, explicit for everyone
Summary: Travis finally wears his glasses for Laura again and a very important question is asked.
Warning(s): Explicit sexual content, dirty talk, language, romantic smut, breast play, self doubt, light angst
Notes: Another post-Cards story. Thanks to @spookyscaryscully for being my cheerleader when I sent you HUGE spoiler snippets and thanks to every one of you who have enjoyed this series and probably got your own spoilers when I posted part of this incomplete by accident 🤣
Preview:
Travis looks in the mirror and lets out a deep sigh.
He looks like an idiot.
A complete doofus.
While not exactly like his circular nerd glasses from his youth, glasses in general just-? It takes him back in time. It makes him transform, peeling away years and years of well-earned, well-honed strength and confidence and reveals who he is beneath it all.
Travis Hackett - dork extraordinaire.
He honestly doesn't see why Laura enjoys this look so much. She's been begging him for over a year now to put his glasses back on and he's been staunchly avoiding it.
AO3 Link
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Emmet does have a mention of his outfit in Masters during a random conversation(most of his talks about about his love of battling or how much he cares about Ingo, so this took a second to find):
"I'm proud of this uniform! Anyone who sees me wearing it knows immediately that I'm a Subway Boss! Although it makes me proud, it does come with a lot of responsibility. As a Subway Boss, I have to make sure I look cool while wearing this uniform! I can't afford to lose! Wearing it gets me motivated, of course! It also makes me stand up straight and tall!"(last part ironic when you think about Ingo in Hisui and his bad posture). Now it doesn’t necessarily tells us how he keeps it clean, but given how important his uniform is to him, he probably makes sure to keep it in great condition
(while he’s in his Butler outfit though, he does comment that he likes his old uniform but occasionally he likes a tux as “the monocle is stylish, and I feel like a proper butler." He also calls himself a “Butler-Subway-Boss extraordinaire!" and you realize he’s the biggest dork on Pasio)
Also a bit off topic but if in the Butler outfit, he has a chance to say this: "I was talking to Ingo the other day. He said if we ever reach our final stop as Subway Bosses, he'd like to find a way to serve others for a living. Even when the tracks end, the journey continues!" I feel this adds to your reasoning of why Emmet wouldn’t go villian mode after Ingo’s disappearance as well as technically being true as Ingo is serving people by being a warden and training ground manager.
Yup, that does suit him. Gosh, Masters' characterization of the pokemon characters are top notch, I swear. Emmet is a dork for sure, but we love him that way.
Keep in mind Ingo's uniform is really ragged, and Emmet does say he has to 'look cool' while wearing the uniform, making him stand up straight. Ingo's ragged coat, while kinda edgy and cool, is not in good condition. Another thing of note is when Emmet says 'anyone who sees me wearing it (the uniform) immediately knows I'm a Subway Boss!' which would also explain why Ingo clings to the coat and refuses to change it for something else while in Hisui.
Emmet's only crime was not coming home when I pulled for his butler outfit in Masters after I spent all my gems /half joking
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the truth is i've been dreaming of this tired, tranquil place tag 14/??
ao3
interlude - a line allows progress, a circle does not
Eddie stays. He couldn’t not stay, but he doesn’t sleep. He may have been drunk enough to suppress the little voice that said kissing Steve was the worst idea he’d ever had in a long and storied career of bad ideas, but he wasn’t drunk enough to turn off his damned brain.
Steve was smokin’ hot and so so kind and good to him. Also, importantly? Vitally? So straight. Ladykiller King Steve, straight as an arrow, handsome babysitter extraordinaire with truly the best hair that you’ve ever seen, who was also sad and lonely and had a little too much to drink. It happens to the best of ‘em, Eddie figures, and not to toot his own horn but he was kind of pretty, even with the scars and the hyperactive nerdiness and the alleged satanic tendencies. Hell, if you squint he’s mostly hair and hips and jacket (by design). What’s not to like?
Steve didn’t deserve this though, for his friend to take advantage of the drinks because he (of course) had a debilitating crush on him, just like everyone else. He should be able to trust a friend, and yeah, it took him a bit of (obscenely hot, Christ) kissing and stumbling home and semi-nudity to shake his head and stabilize himself, but look, he’s only a man.
This wouldn’t have been the first time some straight guy kissed him and then decked him or vanished from his life or whatever, and Steve would have done it kindly sure but damn if Eddie couldn’t handle his only real grown up friend (who again was somehow Steve fucking Harrington) keeping away from him or being afraid to sit next to him, especially not when Eddie’s own heart was so prone to histrionics and pining and daydreaming and suffering.
He’s just grateful he managed to shake some sense into himself before it went too far. Unless it already had, which is what he’s thinking and overthinking and rethinking with an angry whale of a head while Steve snores lightly and grumbles against him.
Sure the whole night was like magic, like fizzy drinks and sparkly lights and awful sweet tooth romantic comedies, and there was a long and interlinked series of the best kisses in his (admittedly very short) history of kissing, all with Steve so it was better than he could have ever dreamed. Which, okay, sounds sad and cheesy and dramatic but after all Eddie is like if you had a theater major who didn’t go to college and instead ran tabletop roleplaying games for teens and also fronted a metal band on top of being maybe the only gay man in Hawkins, Indiana, population 15 people and 16 churches, who by the way has a very stupid unrequited crush on his best (only) friend who is a jock and an actual angel from heaven and also so fucking straight. Yeah, it’s exactly like that. Anyways, all that to say, he regrets it. It’s fucking complicated! A bad, bad idea. And dangerous.
It’s dangerous, like sirens and alarms and flashing lights, like every warning sign all jumbled together into an explosion of fire and just the worst vibes.
Because he’s his best friend. And yeah Eddie used to like danger and adventure but either the almost-dying and the nightmares that followed or the full reliance on this dork of a guy and his place in his life has him wanting to put the fire out, turn off the lights, go back in time to when he was just looking at him with moon eyes and pretending like he could maybe one day like him back. It was too much, too close to the sun, wax wings slain et cetera et cetera.
And it’s so immensely screwed up because if he didn’t care about Steve at all, or if he was just a regular friend or a jock acquaintance, they could have maybe fucked and gotten it out of their systems. But Steve, like… Steve deserves the world actually, okay, he’s going to marry some hot girl and have a bunch of kids and go on weird vacations and say things like ‘let’s blow this popsicle stand’ and sure that’s not the world to everyone per se, it’s certainly not the world for Eddie, but it’s the world for Steve. Eddie’s gonna maybe take the band on a mini-tour to a couple of shitty local bars that smell like vomit and stale beer and cigarettes, maybe hook up with a bunch of strangers, chasing the high of even just kissing Harrington, and probably fucking drink himself to death or end up in jail or somehow both like his dear old dad.
So yeah, self-preservation, Eddie running like always, blah blah blah, but this was maybe for a good reason because it was also Steve-preservation.
It’s all depressing and cyclical and borderline boring. Eddie feels like he’s in high school again except he’s got an arm around Steve and he’s in his bed and so it’s somehow unbelievably worse. He can smell leftover traces of booze and Steve’s stupid hair products and there’s a smear of eyeliner on Eddie’s arm where his annoyingly perfect face has been pressed. He’s got a headache brewing behind his eyes, and an early shift at the shop tomorrow, and god really must exist because somebody fucking hates him. He can’t wait to pretend to be asleep when Steve wakes up and sneaks out of his own bed, really looks forward to it. It’s gonna be the highlight of his day, for sure.
(with the ao3 Darkness tm, it's a great time for me to catch up on these chapters here. xoxo)
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things fanfiction#steddie ficlet#mine#steddie fic#tranquil place
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Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Karkat Vantas, Tavrosprite
Act 6, page 7500-7501
TEREZI: VR1SK4, SHOULDN'T W3 G3T B4CK TO OUR STR4T3GY M33T1NG SOON?
VRISKA: Yeah, pretty soon.
TEREZI: 1T'S L1K3 W3 US3D TO S4Y 1N TH3 OLD D4YS
TEREZI: T1M3 1S D34D K1DS
VRISKA: 8elieve me, I haven't forgotten!
VRISKA: That's as true now as it ever was. Only difference is now we're working together to PREVENT the 8odies from piling up.
TEREZI: >:]
VRISKA: We still have a little time 8efore we need to get serious, and anyway, when you're managing a team, you need to 8alance things.
VRISKA: Gotta keep morale up, you know?
VRISKA: The troops have 8een itching for a feel-good moment like this for a long time.
VRISKA: As a competent leader-slash-power-gamer extraordinaire, it's incum8ent on me to recognize that and cut them a 8it of slack.
VRISKA: Give them a little space to remem8er what they're all fighting for, you know?
TEREZI: Y34H, GR34T PO1NT
VRISKA: We could do the same, you know.
VRISKA: Over the last few years, we've had so many gr8 times and 8uried all the old hatchets deep enough that I think it's easy to take our relationship for granted.
VRISKA: Doesn't hurt to remind ourselves how lucky we 8oth are. And how close we came to going in completely different directions.
VRISKA: Anyway, I'm glad this is the path we chose. I couldn't ask for a 8etter moirail. ::::)
TEREZI: M3 N31TH3R
TEREZI: 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 WOULD H4V3 L1V3D W1TH MYS3LF 1F 1 H4D... GON3 THROUGH W1TH 1T
TEREZI: 4ND W3'D B3 D34D 1F 1 H4DN'T...
TEREZI: TH4NK GOD FOR 3GB3RT
TEREZI: N3V3R N3V3R N3V3R T3LL H1M 1 S41D TH1S BUT
TEREZI: FOR 4 DORK, H3'S...
VRISKA: Hmm?
TEREZI: H3
TEREZI: L3T'S JUST S4Y YOU D1D 4 GR34T JOB TR41N1NG H1M, ONC3 UPON 4 T1M3
VRISKA: Hey, so did you!
VRISKA: Some version of yourself was 8adass enough to write down all those instructions in her own 8lood just 8efore she died.
VRISKA: Sounds like a real hero to me!
TEREZI: H3H3
VRISKA: Sometimes I wonder what things would 8e like if we never had our falling out.
VRISKA: It was a lot like this, 8ack in the old days, remem8er?
VRISKA: Just hanging out, working together, not much drama except I guess for the occasional ethical de88 on how our foes should 8e dealt with.
VRISKA: What if it never spiraled out of control? If I never 8linded you, if you never 8lew off my arm...
VRISKA: What if you decided to send John 8ack to change all that instead?
TEREZI: 1 D1DN'T WR1T3 TH3 1NSTRUCT1ONS MYS3LF, BUT
TEREZI: 1'M SUR3 1 N3V3R CONS1D3R3D 1T
TEREZI: 3V3RYTH1NG W3 W3NT THROUGH B4CK TH3N M4D3 US STRONG3R
TEREZI: 1T W4S SOM3TH1NG TO WORK TO PUT B3H1ND US, NOT 3R4S3
TEREZI: SOM3TH1NG TH4T W4S WORTH TH3 3FFORT >:]
VRISKA: Yeah!
VRISKA: <>
KARKAT: *SHOUT BLITHER BLAH BLAH WORDS*
KARKAT: *BLAH BLAH TACTLESS NINCOMPOOPS SHOUT RAMBLE SCREED*
KARKAT: *BLAH BLISTER BEMOAN BLAH BLAH GOSSIP-HUNGRY LOBOTOMY HOBBITS*
KARKAT: *SHOUT YELL SCREECH HOLLER BRAINLESS GUSHING YAMMERTWATS*
VRISKA: Oh god.
VRISKA: What is he going on a8out now?
TEREZI: SOUNDS L1K3 H3'S Y3LL1NG 4T D4V3 4ND JOHN 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG
VRISKA: So, John's 8een here for all of five minutes, and he already tripped Karkat's tirade siren?
TEREZI: H3'S NOT 4CTU4LLY 4NGRY
TEREZI: H3'S 3MB4RR4SS3D 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG
TEREZI: MY 34R 1S F1N3LY TUN3D TO TH3 4LL V4NTRUM NU4NC3S
VRISKA: Em8arrassed? A8out what?
VRISKA: Think he might ACTUALLY 8e 8ent out of shape over the fact that he's not leader anymore?
TEREZI: NO W4Y
TEREZI: 1T'S SOM3TH1NG V3RY P3RSON4L
VRISKA: I wonder if John's 8een asking what the deal is with him and Dave?
VRISKA: John was pretty nosy, if I recall.
TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1T'S MOR3 L1K3LY D4V3 1S JUST R4MBL1NG S4NS F1LT3R 4G41N
VRISKA: Yeah, he does do that a lot, doesn't he.
VRISKA: Hey, as long as we're swearing each other to secrecy on stuff, make A8SOLUTELY sure they never know I said this, 8ut...
VRISKA: He and Karkat...
VRISKA: Are KIND of adora8le??
VRISKA: In whatever quadrant that whole situation settled in.
VRISKA: I don't know, it's none of my 8usiness really. I just never would have guessed!
TEREZI: 4GR33D
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS W3 STUCK TO OURS3LV3S MOSTLY
TEREZI: 4ND ROS3 4ND K4N4Y4 W3R3 4LL... YOU KNOW
TEREZI: SO TH4T L3FT TH3M 4ND TH31R CUT3 M4YOR S1D3K1CK TO...
TEREZI: SORT TH1NGS OUT 4MONGST 34CH OTH3R? W1THOUT 1NT3RF3R3NC3 FROM 4 BUNCH OF CR4ZY FUCK3D UP G1RLS
TEREZI: 1'M H4PPY FOR TH3M
TEREZI: 4ND... FOR M3 TOO
TEREZI: 1F YOU H4DN'T B33N 4ROUND, 1 H4V3 4 F33L1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 GOTT3N SUCK3D 1NTO SOM3 W31RD BULLSH1T W1TH BOTH OF TH3M
VRISKA: Sounds rough.
VRISKA: Guess that's one more 8ullet dodged, thanks to yours truly!
TEREZI: GU3SS SO!
TEREZI: (G33K)
TEREZI: GONN4 M1SS YOU
TEREZI: SUR3 YOU H4V3 TO G3T GO1NG SO SOON?
VRISKA: Yeah, I really can't waste much more time.
VRISKA: Just have to get all these goof8alls squared away, then I'm off.
TEREZI: OH...
VRISKA: Is something wrong?
TEREZI: NO
TEREZI: W3LL, NOT R34LLY
TEREZI: NOTH1NG 1MPORT4NT
VRISKA: What is it?
TEREZI: 1T'S DUMB
TEREZI: YOU'LL PROB4BLY L4UGH 4T M3
VRISKA: No I won't!
VRISKA: Come on, tell me. What good is having a moirail you don't feel like you can talk to?
TEREZI: 1 DUNNO
TEREZI: 1'M NOT SUR3 1 C4N 3V3N PUT MY F1NG3R ON WH4T'S BUGG1NG M3
TEREZI: 1 F33L L1K3 1 SHOULD B3 PSYCH3D FOR TH3 B4TTL3 4H34D
TEREZI: L1K3, PUMP3D UP TO K1LL SOM3 B4D GUYS, 4ND F1N4LLY 3ND TH1S
TEREZI: BUT 1 JUST F33L 4 L1TTL3... W31RD?
TEREZI: 3SP3C14LLY KNOW1NG TH4T YOU WON'T B3 H3R3
VRISKA: What does me not 8eing here have to do with anything?
TEREZI: WH4T 1F
TEREZI: WH3N 1T'S T1M3 TO F1GHT, 4ND P3OPL3 R34LLY N33D M3
TEREZI: TO US3 MY "POW3RS" OR WH4T3V3R 1T 1S 1'M SUPPOS3D TO B3 4BL3 TO DO
TEREZI: WH4T 1F 1T TURNS OUT 1'M NOT 4CTU4LLY TH4T...
TEREZI: GOOD?
VRISKA: 8ut you already proved that you are!
VRISKA: Another version of you 8asically saved us all, remem8er?
TEREZI: 1 KNOW, BUT
TEREZI: TH4T W4S 4 D1FF3R3NT M3
TEREZI: WHO W3NT THROUGH SOM3 TH1NGS 1 N3V3R W3NT THROUGH, 4ND PROB4BLY F1GUR3D OUT HOW TO B3 4W3SOM3 4ND H3RO1C 4LONG TH3 W4Y
TEREZI: 1 N3V3R D1D 4NY OF TH4T, 4ND 1 C3RT41NLY DON'T F33L 4W3SOM3 4ND H3RO1C Y3T
TEREZI: 4ND
TEREZI: TH1S PROB4BLY SOUNDS R34LLY DUMB BUT
TEREZI: 1T K1ND OF M4K3S M3 F33L GU1LTY
VRISKA: Guilty? Why?
TEREZI: B3C4US3 SH3 PR3TTY MUCH S4CR1F1C3D H3RS3LF
TEREZI: TO M4K3 TH1NGS B3TT3R
TEREZI: SP3C1F1C4LLY, B3TT3R FOR *M3* 1 TH1NK
TEREZI: TO L3T M3 L34D 4 B3TT3R L1F3, PR3SUM4BLY
TEREZI: TO F1X MY PROBL3MS 1 GU3SS?
TEREZI: BUT
TEREZI: 1 DON'T F33L F1X3D
TEREZI: 1 4CTU4LLY K1ND4 F33L 4 W31RD S3NS3 OF PR3SSUR3
TEREZI: TO B3 TH3 B3ST V3RS1ON OF MYS3LF, L1K3...
TEREZI: TH3 MOST PRODUCT1V3 4ND H3RO1C 4ND W3LL 4DJUST3D T3R3Z1 1N P4R4DOX SP4C3?
TEREZI: BUT 1'M D3F1N1T3LY NOT TH4T T3R3Z1
VRISKA: Ok, you are 8eing WAY too hard on yourself here.
VRISKA: I really dou8t that's what the other version of you intended!
VRISKA: That's not even how shit works. People don't just get "fixed".
VRISKA: Even if circumstances change so you have a smoother ride, you are always going to have flaws.
VRISKA: I guess you should always try to 8e the 8est version of yourself, 8ut I think it's also important to 8e ok with the fact that you aren't perfect.
VRISKA: I've got flaws too! I mean, o8viously.
VRISKA: 8ut I'm mostly ok with them.
TEREZI: WOW. YOU DON'T S4Y???
VRISKA: Hey, shut up! ::::p
VRISKA: I'm just trying to offer a little perspective here!
TEREZI: Y34H, 1 KNOW
TEREZI: YOU'R3 R1GHT...
TEREZI: 1'LL TRY TO FORG3T 4BOUT TH1S STUFF, 4ND JUST FOCUS ON H3LP1NG OUT TH3 T34M
TEREZI: 1T'LL B3 H4RD DO1NG 1T W1THOUT YOU, BUT 1 GU3SS 1'V3 M4N4G3D TO DO 1T B3FOR3
TEREZI: 3V3N 1F 1 DON'T R3M3MB3R
VRISKA: Yeah!
VRISKA: You'll 8e fine. I know you can do it.
TEREZI: WH3N W1LL 1 S33 YOU 4G41N?
VRISKA: Some day.
VRISKA: I'll do my 8est to shorten the w8 for you as much as I can. Using time travel or whatever other nonsense I may have at my disposal.
VRISKA: When all is said and done, I'll drop 8y Earth and look you up.
TEREZI: 1 C4N'T W41T >:]
TAVROSPRITE: *bLITHER BABBLE, rAMBLE SELF ESTEEM, pRATTLE,*
TAVROSPRITE: *rAMBLE MUMBLE, bRAVE ALIVE HERO,*
TAVROSPRITE: *mUTTER BLITHER, fINALLY PROVE YOURSELF, bABBLE BABBLE,*
VRISKA: Tavros, would you leave that poor kid alone?
VRISKA: What sort of nonsense are you telling him?
#homestuck#terezi pyrope#vriska serket#karkat vantas#tavrosprite#homestuck act 6#page 7500#page 7501#homestuck act 6 act 6#homestuck act 6 act 6 intermission 5
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It's Been a Long Time Coming // Fog Close
Mark tought these day were behind them. After the fog had not rolled in last year he thought maybe some curse was broken. He only thought about it for a moment last year and then not again until now when he was trying to outrun it. It wasn't particularly fast, but it was relentless. He was loosing his edge, chest aching and legs burning, but he fought. "No! NO!" Something bad always happened in the fog. He always lost himself to it. The fog starts to creep up as his speed slips away like the pressious oxygen from his lungs as he breaths harder and harder. "NO! FUCK!" Suddenly its upon his like its always been right there next to. Oh like old friends, how it feels like you never parted. The familure splendor of being beside youself, face to face with your own features. Remixed, tuned to a different fequency, but familure all the same.
"Where am I... are we? Is this orientation?" Of course it was Mark talking, but not the Mark you started this para with. It's the Mark you started with though. Fresh faced to Greek row.
"Do you suppose we could get a more obvious metaphor about running from yourself?" He fixes his suit and cracks his neck, you know him you love him. It's Dark.
"Not these fucking guys again." A deep huff comes another more youthful face of his. "I don't want to do this again, can't I just have a fun one?"
"Come on, we know better than to run from the inevitable." a cocky white suited motherfucker has the nerve to scoff out after showing up after his expiration. To be fair, he does seem to be a ghost or ethereal in some way. He meets eyes with the washed out pink hair variant who doesn't comment. He just watches with concern, pulling his coat in tighter like the cardigan would shield him from involvement.
"I... um... How are so many of us here and time is still this stable?" Oh god what's this guy even gonna do here? Shouldn't he be in space?
"There's enough of us that I think we can take out the two perverts. Let Rosanna off of baby sitting duty this time." Sounds like something a rooster looking red haired dork would say. Mark, our Mark, Mark prime, rolls his eyes.
"Ah you speak of Rosie possie babysitting but accuse others of perversion?" Gunslinging extraordinaire, serial killing son of a bitch. "I'll still let you take me out though. I Like the way you think!" Wilford.
Mark stood looking at each of them as the fog seemed to move on from them. It was still thick all over but it didn't feel like it was choking him out or picking him apart, breaking him down. He watches all these chunks of him as they chatter and bicker, feeling just the slightest bit thankful that he at least didn't disappear this time. He tries to stay calm but some how hearing his own voice so much had his fists clenched and his jaw tense. Just before he could yell for quiet it goes silent all on its own. When he looks around all of them are looking at him. No, past him.
Just behind him, tucked cautiously to his side, was a child. He wasn't great with ages, could be 6 could be 10, he was small either way.
"That's new." Mark mutters and turns to face him, partly wanting to scoop down to his height but feeling a little uneased by the theme that was clicking into place. "Hey pal... um, are you..." He falls quiet as the child wordlessly slide his tiny hand into his own, then looks up into his eyes.
"What are we doing here?" He asks and looks at all the other variants, then back to Mark. Our Mark... but they're all our Mark. Different pieces, different times, but it's all him laid out in the fog laden field. They've never been so quiet or calm before. Never so focused on one thing all together.
"I... I don't know, kid.... but we'll figure it out."
It's been a long time coming.
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The Stylist's Lament
The Stylist's Lament
by chenah3h3
Ashido Mina, fashion extraordinaire of Class A, bit off more than she could chew this time.
A goofy fic I wrote in honor of this.
Words: 510, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Ashido Mina, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki
Relationships: Ashido Mina & Shinsou Hitoshi
Additional Tags: Ficlet, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Ashido Mina Needs a Hug, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Hanging Out, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Friendship, Gen Work, Silly, Comedy, Teenage Dorks, Mild Language
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47664685
#AO3 Feed#FanFiction#AO3 Shinsou#♠#Hitoshi Shinsou#Mina Ashido#Sero Hanta#Eijirou Kirishima#R:T#A:Chenah3h3
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The Stylist's Lament
The Stylist's Lament
by chenah3h3
Ashido Mina, fashion extraordinaire of Class A, bit off more than she could chew this time.
A goofy fic I wrote in honor of this.
Words: 510, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Ashido Mina, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki
Relationships: Ashido Mina & Shinsou Hitoshi
Additional Tags: Ficlet, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Ashido Mina Needs a Hug, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Hanging Out, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Friendship, Gen Work, Silly, Comedy, Teenage Dorks, Mild Language
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47664685
#AO3 Feed#FanFiction#AO3 Ashido#♠#Mina Ashido#Hitoshi Shinsou#Sero Hanta#Eijirou Kirishima#👽#R:T#A:Chenah3h3
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Rumour has it that the mysterious partner to Pacifica Northwest is none other than Gravity Falls' very own Cryptid Extraordinaire, Dipper Pines.
“Ugh, the gossip magazines going off at it again! As if I’d ever waste my time with a lowlife dork like Dipper Pines! Honestly, who do you—“ Pacifica began to snark, before her voice drifted off, the sound of a very familiar sex scene coming from the interviewer’s phone. They smirked as they turned it around, showing the interior of the Mystery Shack, after hours���
…and Dipper and Pacifica, both totally naked, as they proceeded to fuck on every single flat surface they could arrange themselves on or against. Pacifica blushed heavily at the image, then looked back to the interviewer. “I-I, uh…didn’t know that existed…”
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Azure
Dnf || 10k+ (1/3 chapters) || E rated || co-written with @twirlybumblevee
Soulmate/College AU where George doesn't really… do soulmates and he is completely fine with that. Enter Dream, artist and dork extraordinaire, who manages to charm his way into George’s heart and make him question everything he thought he knew about himself.
#new fic!!#dnf fanfic#they're soulmates and idiots god bless#can you believe we started writing this like... more than a year ago#i still remember the cat beanie moment at twitchcon and us going omg!!! we gotta include that!!!#we still have a few more in the ~vault but I'm soo happy we're able to finally publish some of them :))))#taizi writes#dnf
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