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highladyofterrasen7 · 24 days
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Dorian: apparently the only people you should invite to your wedding are ones who invited you to theirs
Aelin:
Chaol:
Dorian: well guess who isn’t coming to my wedding
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shadowhandss60 · 8 months
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Chaol: This is my wife Yrene, she’s a healer.
Dorian: This is my wife Manon Blackbeak-
Chaol: The White Demon?
Dorian: Actually, she’s Queen of the Witches now.
Manon: I’m a reverse healer.
Chaol:
Yrene:
Manon: You know, because I kill people.
Chaol: I-
Yrene: I like her.
Dorian: I know right?
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clockwork-fayz · 10 months
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In honor of me finally reading Kingdom of Ash, here’s what I think the core group of characters sexuality meters are:
Aelin: 60% attracted to masculine men, 30% to herself, and 10% to women that act like herself
Rowan: 100% straight (sadly, but like he had a whole cadre of beautiful men and never once thought about it? SMH) but also 100% approves of everyone’s sexualities. You could say you are attracted to large ships and he’d be like okay, good for you!
Dorian: 40% attractive to any person with a pulse, 60% attracted to people that can kill him
Manon: 90% attracted to herself, 10% to Dorian but like reluctantly
Chaol: 90% straight, 10% Dorian
Yrene: 95% straight, 5% Aelin
Aedion: 100% poly
Lysandra: 50% to Aedion and 50% to Wesley but never had felt anything towards anyone besides that
Lorcan: 100% Elide (anything he felt for Maeve was actually the feeling of desperation disguised as attraction)
Elide: 100% the most toxic ass people (She says she can change them and she’s right actually)
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For anyone who argues that Chaol is not the most relatable character, during the entire duration of Tower of Dawn, I, too, wondered what Dorian was up to.
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Edit: [ID: woman labelled 'canon/main het ship' looks horrified at boyfriend labelled 'fandom' who looks appreciatively at another woman labelled 'noncanon/side gay ship']
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tinasshelf · 4 months
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a witch, a prince, and his captain
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stormywitcher · 6 months
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i’m just saying that chaol and dorian could have been gay for eachother okay? it was all there, it was ready to go. sarah could have let me have this
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shadowdaddies · 5 months
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hello! Dorian and reader had a bad argument and reader acts like she's right but then she understands she's wrong and now she has to make it up for him? And it's very hard for her. (And Dorian teases her a little about it?)
Thank you
I don't know what came over me when I wrote this. I couldn't write a serious argument with Dorian so I changed it a bit to be a prank on Chaol. It's so silly, it's low-key a crackfic. I giggled the whole time I wrote this
The Bet
Dorian x Reader silly fluff
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You gave Dorian a deadpan stare as he arched a challenging eyebrow at you. Rolling your eyes, you scoffed at him. “You cannot convince Chaol that you’re a ghost! He’s not that stupid, Dorian. You’ve seen him so many times since you and Aelin forged the lock - you’re the godfather to his children!”
Dorian simply gave you an arrogant smirk, shrugging a shoulder. “Do you want to make a bet, then? I say that I can convince Chaol that I died and I’ve been ruling Adarlan as a ghost, you say that I can’t... Whoever is wrong has to go down and listen to Mort rant for one hour without interrupting him.” 
With a sound of disgust, you shook your head and sighed, “Dorian, that’s horrible.” But you couldn’t help the smirk on your face as you shook his hand and winked, “have fun with Mort.”
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Chaol and Yrene arrived with their children that evening, their little girl Josefin giggling as you scooped her up in your arms. “You’ve grown so much since I last saw you!” You said, giving your goddaughter a kiss on the cheek before giving Yrene and Chaol hugs. You were rocking their baby boy, Brullo, in your arms when Chaol pressed, “where is Dorian? You think he’d be here to greet us by now.”
Confusion crossed your features as well as the question, and you became slightly worried as you yourself wondered where Dorian was. Before you could answer Chaol’s question, Dorian entered the room, looking more solemn than you’d ever seen him, a bluish light flickering around him. Chaol rushed over to embrace him, but Dorian merely held up a hand, halting Chaol in his tracks.
With a dramatic sigh, Dorian clutched his chest as he turned nearly transparent, a faint glow around his form. The rest of you stood frozen in shock, Dorian looking up with a sorrowful look on his face as he spoke softly. “I did not know how to tell you in writing, Chaol. We had only recently discovered that nothing could be done.” With a shaky breath, Dorian continued, “I died that day that Aelin and I forged the lock. I’ve been able to appear for some time in my old form, much like Elena, with our similar raw magic. But it seems to be fading, and I don’t know how much longer I will hold onto this spirit form.” Dorian choked out the last part with an overdramatic sob, crashing to his knees before Chaol to hide his fake anguish.
You gave Dorian a flat look from where you stood behind Chaol and Yrene, about to speak when Chaol himself started crying. “We’ll get through this, Dor. Yrene and I will help, we’ll figure this out together.” You cut him off, “Oh. My. Gods. What is wrong with you, Dorian?”
Chaol and Yrene whipped around to look at you, shock on their faces at your insensitivity. Dorian fell over laughing on the ground, returning to his normal appearance - Yrene quickly understanding Dorian’s stupid prank. “You’d better be glad that your goddaughter is playing out front, Dorian,” she scolded through the smile that tugged at her lips. 
Chaol looked at Dorian, tense for a moment before playfully shoving him in the chest. “You asshole,” he said as you all laughed at Dorian’s antics and Chaol’s concern. You stomach dropped when you realized what this meant for you, though, and Dorian flashed you a charming smile as he declared that he had won the bet. 
“There was a bet?” Yrene questioned, and you sighed. “Yes, because Dorian convinced Chaol FOR A SECOND that he was a ghost, I have to go listen to Mort talk for an hour.” Chaol let out a rough laugh, clutching his stomach as he shook his head. “No way you’re doing that on your own. Dorian deserves that punishment too for pulling that shit.”
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And that was how you found yourself with Dorian, sitting on the damp floors outside the tomb as Mort droned on, making snide remarks about how the kingdom was once so great, now ruled by two idiots. You snickered at Dorian, pushing past him to run up the stairs when the hour was up only for him to catch you around the waist, pressing a kiss to your cheek as he teased, “I did win the bet, and I’ve yet to claim a prize since I had to join you... I’ll be thinking about what I want.” You rolled your eyes as Dorian took your hand, tugging you along as you went to join Chaol, Yrene, and your godchildren for dinner.
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abraxosissilly · 5 months
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Elide: Hey, what’s up? Chaol: The sky. Elide: No, I meant like, what are you doing? Chaol: Oh, Dorian. Dorian: highfives Chaol Nice!
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lucien-calore · 9 months
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manon: hey dorian, did it hurt when you fell from heaven??
chaol, wrapping his arm around dorian's shoulders: no, 'cause i was there to catch him
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mapetitetetefolle · 1 year
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Rating Sarah J Maas Male characters just because from the most green flag to de most red flag…
This is just my opinion… don’t take it seriously 👀
1. Rowan Whitethorn: I mean… for me he is the definition of all green flags in a mate, supportive, true to his feelings, honest (if he doesn’t like something he would tell you), he would never gaslight you, he respects you and considers you as his equal, he would do anything for you, he takes care of you, he would go to the end of the world for you and do whatever it takes to find you, he would let you shine and with him never is a competition, he would be your most devoted fan,he tries to control his terriorial fae bullshit (sometimes 🤣) so many qualities that I couldn't mention them all.
2. Hunt Athalar: first of all is a hot angel 😇. He could assume wrong things about you but when he gets to know you he will accept that he is wrong and once he does he will devote himself to admiring and adore you. he expresses his feelings directly and what he wants from you 😏, it can be a bit cringe but as kourtney kardashian says: omg is so cringe, guilty! he is vulnerable with you and he doesn't care that you see that side of him, he just makes him more attractive.
2. Cassian: For me, Cassian is in second place along with Athalar, I actually think that the three of them (Rowan, Hunt and Cassian) could be a first place, except that I am really in love with Rowan and for me he is always number 1. Anyway, Cassian It's too GreenFlag, besides knowing exactly what you want 😏 and when you want it and of course it will always wait for you to give it your consent. He cares about your safety even in those private moments 🤭. He does not hide the soft and vulnerable side of him. He has a sense of humor, with him you will always have a good time, He protects you from yourself, He will forgive you absolutely everything even if you are a damn bitch. He will be interested in your hobbies and will learn to do the things you like. He will always vote to tell you the truth.
3. Lorcan Salvaterre: He can be a total miserable and controlling bastard but once he realizes you're the most important thing to him he'll do everything for you, even cut his own clothes if it means you'll have period pads when you need them. He definitely has a soft side but he doesn't let others see it, sometimes neither do you, he can make hasty decisions that sometimes don't turn out very well.
4.Dorian Havillard: For many it may be questionable that I put him on this site but I consider that Dorian, despite the fact that I am sure he will make you have a great time, he is cute, he will give you a puppy, he will bring you your favorite sweets and he will snuggle with you when you have your Period, he's very fickle, I don't think he knows exactly what he wants, I think we've seen him in love so many times that I really don't think we (or even him) can trust his true feelings. I don't know, I think that as a friend and lover he is great but that's all.
5. Rhysand: I think it is not necessary to explain much, but definitely he makes quite questionable decisions regarding his love interest, I am sure that he will do whatever is necessary for your happiness and well-being, the problem is that perhaps his concept of well-being and happiness will not be the same than yours.he will totally gaslight you "for your own sake" (lie to you or hide some info if he considers it necessary for you to be okay). I think he is the one that definitely has the most control management problems. On the bright side he definitely knows how to make you have a good time and will encourage you in your hobbies. he definitely has a problem giving you your private space.
6. Azriel: I know half the internet is in love with him, but come on! we know almost nothing apart from a few actions that happen in the books, mentally he could be the most toxic and psychopathic of all... probably not but that only talks about how a pretty face and a few actions that could be interpreted as good (or questionable) are enough for us to fall madly in love with an individual.
7. Rhun: Let's face it, he's just a gorgeous and interesting fuckboi. definitely as an older brother I think he is the best! but as a love interest not so much, just like Dorian I think he's exceptionally attractive and he definitely knows how to do things, but other than the fact that you'll have an incredible time with him on a date, as a long-term relationship I don't think he knows what he wants either , he fell in love with someone he practically didn't even know and according to him he was so sure of that love that nothing mattered and suddenly he meets her and changes his mind 🙄.
Chaol: seriously this man is the definition of toxic masculinity. I really think that those who like him is because they haven't been to therapy...anyways he will only love the parts of you that are comfortable for him, despite the opportunities he has to change his toxic behaviors he won't. he will always blame someone else for what happens, when you have your period he will run away. his priority will always be his best friend. clinging to the ideas that he had even though time and circumstances prove otherwise. It seems that he likes strong women but he ends up complaining about them for whatever reason.
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chaoticesthete · 10 months
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Why is this so damn accurate
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shadowhandss60 · 2 months
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Chaol seeing Dorian shift into Yrene in Kingdom of Ash:
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moonlightazriel · 10 months
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TOG IG: Males
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Chaol: What if something happens to Dorian, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Dorian.
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highladyofterrasen7 · 6 months
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Pretty sure this was every one until manon showed up
They need a ship name
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