#dorf

[littledozerdraws]

more Dorf art I never shared!! 🛰🍹🌴

#data #worf #dorf #star trek #star trek tng #ipad art #procreate #doodles #dozerdraws

[fatmagic]

#Dorf #tim conway #golf #gif

[data-la-forge]

mewhen i finally datapost on main Hey Guys :3

plus some other Digitals i rly like :p

#will probably post more in another post #rozz's arts #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #star trek tos #star trek the original series #data soong #geordi laforge #worf #lore soong #spock #daforge #dorf #how does tumblr work #i don't use social media very much

[soybeaned]

oh my god i told the dwarfs to encrust goods with gems and they made the most fancy iron chain ever

#dwarf fortress #dorf

[0ddoblivion]

dorf fort

#df #dwarf fortress #dorf #dorf fort #animation #myart

[selina1105]

#Ruhe #frische Luft #Selina A. #spazieren #dorf #dorfliebe #Salzgitter

[handwerkstatt]

#Dorf

[thunck]

I have played five hours of Dwarf Fortress every day for the last four days. It’s probably the greatest video game ever made.

My first two forts, Minefountains and Metalpulleys, were both on adjacent map tiles and both destroyed after slightly over a year by hordes of undead. This probably had something to do with the fact that I started a shitty militia of five dwarves approximately a year in, without constructing any defensive architecture or traps, both times.

Anyway, my third fort Bowloar (that’s “Bowl Oar”, which I guess could refer to like a giant ladle) is on year five and going strong, with no undead in sight. It is located on a tile adjacent to Metalpulleys.

To what do I attribute this success? Is it a total lack of militia, which the local necromancer could see as non-threatening? Is it the steady stream of visitors to our two bustling taverns, both filled with burly mercenaries, monster slayers and (primarily) naked foreign dance troupes? What about the airtight system of drawbridges over three-story pits ringed with weapon traps okay probably it’s that.

I mean, I don’t know that that’s a deterrent. I understand fortress wealth and notoriety is a factor in being besieged, but I don’t think it checks if there’s a single easily-pathable, easily-destroyed doorway protecting every suckling dwarven babe. Although knowing this game, maybe it does. It seems more likely that I’m 10 meters further away from the tower, and therefore outside of its Zone of Terror (tm).

Although Bowloar hasn’t been grabbed by ghouls, its defenses have been tested by the appearance of a giant.

This asshole is named Nikot. He has lived for 370 years (since before the dawn of civilization) doing nothing but fuck shit up. Today, he decides, is an excellent day to come fuck up some shit in the dwarven fortress of Bowloar.

I might be giving myself too much credit, actually. Probably this prehistoric ABDL enthusiast has literally just been wandering aimlessly since the dawn of time, and my shit is just in the path of today’s fuck-upping. Anyway.

The alert sounds that a Big Fucking Guy is here, and I immediately activate the emergency burrow and order all the drawbridge levers pulled. I take special care not to fling anybody haplessly walking over the bridge to their untimely demise or maiming, as has happened two (2) times upon activating the main drawbridges in the past. This is my third time activating the main drawbridges.

Nikot proceeds to kill a bunch of stuff in my walled-off outdoor pen (they used to be in an enclosed pen, but they ate all the grass and started fighting each other). The two adult yaks in there manage to wound him, and he wears himself out wrestling all these animals, but the fucker has a bottomless well of stamina and durability. He just takes a nap and keeps trucking.

While he’s napping in the pen I consider flooding it with water to try and drown him. I had just learned to route water underground to an indoor cistern just as he attacked. But that kind of engineering project is something you have to plan for, apparently. He hops over the wall and goes to meet one of my many visitors.

He wrestles a lady to the ground, gets her shield and greataxe off her, but succumbs to exhaustion before he can finish her off. She’s lying there bleeding out, and uses the last ounce of her strength to bite the shit out of his head over pages and pages of the combat report. Just a drop in the bucket for this fucking guy.

Nikot gets back up and spends all of autumn killing every visitor to the fort, including this year’s dwarven trade caravan. Just days of killing guys with his bare hands until he passes out from exhaustion and pain, they whale on him until they pass out as well, then he wakes up and slaughters them. The alerts above are from the second wave; all told he kills like 10 people, including exactly one unlucky fort resident. Everybody else is locked up inside, spending most of their time partying and hanging out like usual.

At this point Nikot has breezily wheeled around the fortress twice, killing scores of dudes and being uninterested in breaching my defenses. Finally he goes to cross the outer drawbridge after being baited by a cat, he dodges a weapon trap, Kirk-rolls into the pit and a rock falls on his head and he dies.

This is probably the kind of thing that just kills you no matter how big you are, but I feel like it helped that he got worn down by a solid three months of constant wrestling.

Somehow a baby yak and two geese evaded his initial onslaught on the pen. The geese maybe hid in the water, or else they didn’t piss him off for some reason. The baby was probably able to hide while he was passed out. He “didn’t feel anything while in conflict”, but is “indignant after being forced to endure the decay of a mother”. Which is fair enough, sorry about that little dude. He literally just got born, and then his mom explodes into a pile of viscera and hooves and he has to sit by the corpse while it rots.

It’s clear from this experience that combat can be a bit of a crapshoot, especially against a guy from the dawn of time (and this is probably one of the weaker, less crazy ones!). It’d still be nice to get a militia going soon, though, if only so I don’t feel so helpless.

Aaaand there’s another one. Good thing I rearmed those bridge traps!

#dwarf fortress #dwarves #dorf #giant #dwarf fortress stories #bowloar #this isnt even mentioning the werelizard child(!) that attacked right when Nikot showed up #she just killed two dudes turned back and left #I was really hoping for a Godzilla vs Kong situation but oh well

[julialametta]

“minimal village” / Falkenstein / Austria / ©julialametta

#photography #minimal #village #dorf #countryside #falkenstein #austria #niederösterreich #julialametta

[classic-asian-art]

Evening Moon in Kobe (Kobe no yoizuki) Taisho era, January 1920 by Goyo Hashiguchi (colour woodblock print)

#art #artwork #kunst #kunstwerk #goyo hashiguchi #artist #künstler #asian art #asiatische kunst #landscape #landschaft #town #village #dorf #stadt #nature #natur #trees #bäume #berge #mountains #hills #hügel #sky #himmel #dusk #moon #mond #moonlight #mondlicht

[littledozerdraws]

wowowow I made Data and Worf adopt an alien child and never shared the sketches here!!! 🙉🙉🙉💦💦

#data #worf #dorf #star trek #star trek tng #ipad art #doodles #dozerdraws

[fatmagic]

#Dorf Goes Fishing #Dorf #gif #tim conway

[karottenleben]

Picture: Z1518

Place: Vernazza, Cinque Terre, Italy

Date: 06.04.2024

#Art #Kunst #Leica #M3 #Foto #Fotografie #Photography #analog #bw #monochrome #Vernazza #Cinque Terre #Italy #Italien #April #Spring #Frühling #2024 #Coast #Küste #Landscape #Landschaft #Town #Dorf #Castle #Festung #Hafen #Harbour #photographers on tumblr

[haveyouseenmyhonor]

Ganondorf stole my credit information and my credit score is in shambles

#he wont stop using my social security card to apply to master sword loans #Knotcholibre #lunardreams #totk #ganon #ganondorf #link #zelda #legend of zelda #theft #daddydorf #gaddy #dorf #fortnite #super smash bros

[kevinwiesel]

#photography #fotografie #photographer #nature #photograph #photographers #deutschland #natur #beautiful #natural #countryside #landleben #dorf #field #fields #january #germany

[shestval]

Marksdwarf Amost was the first dorf to give birth in Equalinked. She named her daughter (her 8th child!) Feb and carried her everywhere. As a mother of a baby girl myself, I was enchanted and had to draw them.

Amost later died heroically, battling against a webber forgotten beast that claimed 12 souls. Feb is still doing well, despite the tragic loss of her mother, and recently turned 10.

#dwarf fortress #dwarf fortress fanart #df fanart #dorf #dorfs #my art #oc