i only just got the sock pun for your sock account, and its after youve been released from horny jail (for spongebob crimes)
SPONGEBOB CRIMES
Listen, I served my time (6 DAYS) in the Squid Ward.
be honest
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Klavier Gavin taking a drag off a candy cigarette: yes, it's very hard to keep up with the bad boy image I have. It limits my nuance as a person. People don't want to see the good in me. It's all. He has a bike. He wears leather. But there's a softer side to me. One that just wants to love, you know? And be loved. But I'm not so sure I deserve it. I don't know if the bad boy act is an act anymore.
Apollo: can you stop doing fake interviews in the bathtub I need to shower before work
Apollo: also you're not a bad boy, you're a narc
Klavier eating his cigarette: let me have my fantasies
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you’re in her dms, i’m pushing down on her bladder forcing her to piss herself
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osamu x gn!reader. you get to suck osamu's tits. bc he's your boytoy, always ready to please you or whatever. also. imagine fucking. suna is writing this idk what got into me 💀
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osamu looks up at you, eyes shining like he's looking up at a beautiful night sky. you always feel so powerful when you straddle this thick thighs, hovering over him, knowing he's waiting for your command.
osamu's always been a good boy for you.
you kiss the tip of his nose and smile when he chases your lips. "eager," you murmur, placing a kiss against his jaw.
"you're teasing," he whines. and perhaps you have been toying with him all night. lingering touches, heated gazes, knowing words. everything to put him on edge.
you press your hips into his, rubbing against the strained bulge in his pants. "you're being patient for me, puppy. like a good boy is."
osamu's breath hitches. his hands squeeze your waist. you think about how those strong hands have held you down before, how osamu has fucked you like his only way of breathing was to make you feel good.
you hum and kiss his throat, his collarbone, down to the soft skin of his chest.
and before you can really think about it, you place an open-mouthed kiss to osamu nipple before sucking on it. you also miss osamu's shakey breath, distracted by his tit in your mouth. you brush your teeth against his nipple and he whimpers.
you push osamu down against the mattress as you continue. his hips rut up against yours, ever the horny puppy. you replace your mouth with your fingers, twisting slightly to watch his eyes squeeze shut.
already, osamu's flushed bright red. breathing fast and hard. "you're always so easy," you tease. "always a bitch in heat, huh?"
osamu nods and mutters his agreement. the small jerks of his hips slow, like he remembers himself.
you lean down and nip his soft, squishy pec before sucking a harsh bruise.
osamu breathes out harshly. "I need you," he gasps, whimpering your name. "need you, please."
you hum, taking a moment to think. you really wish you would have put his pretty collar on before you guys got started, just so you could just him around a little. but, you'll have to make do.
"play with yourself while I suck your pretty tits, okay?"
you barely finish your sentence before osamu's hand slips under his sweatpants. you laugh before returning to marking up your pretty puppy's chest. dark bruises that you know only you two will enjoy.
scooching back on his thighs, you pull down his sweatpants to watch him stroke himself. his pretty cock is red and wet, so close to cumming.
"good boy," you say and kiss him. "my pretty puppy, always so good for me."
you taste osamu's whine as he cums on his chest. you slip your tongue into his mouth, fucking him with your tongue as he rides out the orgasm.
osamu pants against your lips as he opens his eyes- still glossy and bright. "hungry?" he asks.
you smirk. "we're not done yet, baby."
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WIP Wednesday
got tagged by @aurriearts!
this is based on that one line during the regene reveal that goes "you've dragged the skeletons from your closet, so you might as well make them dance". its kinda old(like a month or so) and im not sure if im going to finish it because idk how to implement the skeleton bits but i still really like it so!
gonna tag @silvery-bluish, @euelios and maybe @wonda-ch if you wanna give it a go?
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Robin wouldn't talk to Finney. All of The Ghost Crew talked to him except for Robin. Finney finally figured out how to talk to them without the stupid phone and Robin wouldn't talk to him.
It hurt. It hurt and Finney didn't know what to do to fix it. Maybe he shouldn't have told Robin he loved him before hanging up. Maybe that's why Robin keeps ignoring him. Because Robin doesn't love him back.
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