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rzyraffek · 7 months
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Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader
Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open
Dad yautja with human kid
Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??
He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad
Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf
Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.
Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)
Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow
When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍
Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.
If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere
Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!
He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them
Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more
Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them
If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????
Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)
I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry
Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans
No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!
He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???
I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience
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crunchchute · 3 months
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Hey! Welcome to my (mostly) art blog. You can refer to me as Crunch here. Enjoy your stay!
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🎨 Art info - using my art as your pfp, banner, edits, etc. is OK with credit! Reposting my art is OK only in places where i DON't have an account, with credit, with the exception of pinterest (OK to repost there with proper credit/link to og post) and i don't mind RP accounts etc. if they don't claim the art as theirs and credit. Don't crop out my tag from images or edit them out (exception is a cropped pfp). I don't do requests all the time, only if i make a post about it :] art comms normally closed but i occassionaly make an exception or offer a couple slots.
💚 My main favs change every couple of months, but FNAF and Dynasty Warriors are fandoms i've been in the longest, since 2014, so i always tend to come back to them :] I also enjoy Sonic (specifically non-game media) and have a lovehate relationship with Gorillaz (i just like the art, Murdoc and the music rn). Also got into Sam & Max.
💜 General likes are anything halloween-y, animals, birds and insects; emo, scene, visual kei and dark style of clothing and hair, cute and goofy plushies, and if i ever start talking about cooking or food, Run. I love drawing, sewing, crafting, p much anything creative. I collect furbies, they're my favs :]
❌️ I do not want any terfs and hate towards trans people here, hate towards furries, therians, otherkins, hate towards things people consider "cringe" and i dont answer any weirdos. I don't like bringing heavy topics here unless it's very serious. I have a "live and let live" approach to things, so unless you're doing something actually harmful and/or illegal, i tend to not judge or care. Be nice.
🖤 This is a lgbt safe space. I'm transmasc. He/they prns are interchangeable, it pronoun is okay (think of me as a little bug or a small monkey like my fursona is). I also consider myself unlabeled, but looking into the demi and ficto labels...
‼️ Being overly familiar with me is mostly okay UNLESS it comes off as rude (like calling me "little bro", "bitch", etc. or talking to me as if we were year long friends when you're a total stranger, messaging me for the first time, non-follower etc.) Again, be nice. I sometimes use some tone tags.
👽 English is my learned language so sorry if my vocab is lacking. Sorry if i come off as too serious or deadpan, i have a hard time expressing excitement most of the time. Also everything i post is not super serious, im just a pro hater and gotta meet my quota from time to time 😈 /j and when i theorize it's all just for fun! That's what it should be about!
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we know dragona is a fan of dua lipa but what kind of music do the rest of y'all like? meryl mei qi too!
jodio says:
i love rap i love tyler the creator bbno$ kendrick lamar whoever got the best flow atm fr fr. i like listening to their songs w my peeps at mckinley but i never rap the full song bc i don't have the pass n i respect that rule. never rap the full song lyric unless you got the pass iykyk.
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paco says:
I. LOVE. PHONK. Phonk all the way. Nothing beats Phonk when Im at the gym getting my GAINS. Phonk is lyfe no CAP. Kordhell, Ghostplace Playa, so many more. All my personal records on the weights were made with PHONK blasting in my ears. If you dont listen to Phonk youre nothing but a beta who can NEVER be a SIGMA like me. The fuck is wrong with you????? ... Eurobeat is aight too but only bc Initial D was my comfort show dont judge me.
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usagi says:
i like kpop~~~~~~ my 1st group was shinee ㅎㅅㅎ im still a shawol to this dayyyyy i like other groups too, like bts 💜🫰🏼 got7 🐥7️⃣ gfriend 🤗 exo 🪐👁️ monsta x 👾 red velvet 🕯️✨ blackpink 🖤💗, wannaone🎤👑, twice 👽🧟‍♀️, the list goes on! i'm alwayyyys down to hear new groups like the ones ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ on competition shows~ i wish i was an idol 🥺 im currently OBSESSED with newjeans rn tehehe 🐰🐰🐰 their choreo goes HARDDD but its so fun to do~
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meryl mei says:
I like listening to all types of music. A lot of my students recommend me their favorite songs and I appreciate them for sharing new genres with me every time; such unique options thanks to modern technology! It helps me understand their interests. I recently got into Lo-fi. It's can be so relaxing and I tend to listen to it when I need to destress.
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swaqcenix · 1 year
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thank you very much! haha, wow, now I'm cool and your favorite anon….. these hashtags made me snigger maliciously. 🙂
thank you so much for your support and everything you wrote. it's really important to me and helps me feel a little more confident.":) and you can congratulate me, I really got the first place.
And OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST, and WHAT ARE U TOLLKING ABOUT, of course I'm going to LOVE your future work. pfft, I see Peggy in the fanfiction - I automatically "❤️" it and get ready to wish happiness to the author and his whole family. lol.
I love discussing plots and the behavior of characters, although I don't seem to really like spoilers........👁👁 however, judging by your words, the main cherry on the cake in this fanfiction has not yet been revealed. and that's good. ;)
Hmm, "the visit"? Is this the movie that Kathryn Hahn played in? If so, I watched it. Really strange movie, which is more psychologically depressing than frightening, to be honest … and thank you!! you're so caring, it makes me mentally squeak.☠️
I don't know why I react this way to any good contacts with people.😐
annddd wow.. wow. you're right. I was somewhat struck by your words about all this. just this fact that someone remembers the phrases of their favorite characters and make some conclusions from it. Also, your words about the concept and much more. And oh my God, you're making me blush, stop it, fkljgkfdga 👽 also, I'm glad to be a good listener for you. 🦋
to be honest, sometimes I think that the profession of my dreams would be just to sit silently and listen to people talking about some fragments of their lives and some clever thoughts.
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although, probably, this place is occupied by God.👍
or psychologists. in some way. or priests.
Oh, you little naughty girl! for unauthorized interference with the work of my brain and its suspension, you are obliged to compensate for the damage by writing and publishing fan fiction, which I'm looking forward to.
OH MY GOD, THE DETAILS.
wow, so much sense! I love it!(!!!) seems like when i wiil review this terribly boring movie, sorry. I watched it just for Peggy movie, I will always remember you and this fan fiction, lol honestly, I don't even know what to think looking at these photos. but it looks like it's connected to the past. perhaps the reader is someone who has been with Peggy in the past and seeing alive reader from other universe now, with Wanda, Peggy will… like…
*shows a brain explosion with hands*
you know?
well, i dont🤡
hmmm.
BAAHAHAHAHA now you're my main reason why I obsessively check tumblr all the time. thank you
by the way, do you want to exchange with me three songs that you like at this point in time? here are my:
the dismemberment song, blue kid
runs in the family, amanda palmer
крепость, дайте танк(!)
if you want, I could translate the last song for you. I know russian well enough :)
you are my favourite anon and the sweetest fr! no jokes intended little anon :) you sniggering bless you! 💌
no worries the support is meant and i'm so glad you're getting some confidence it's all you can do is just try and be yourself. I'm SO PROUD OF YOU, you really deserved that congratulations darling! <3
see you say that now i'm just shaking that it goes to plan, but hopefully it should! bahahaha, i feel you there when it comes to seeing that just instant like fr 💗
oh heaven forbid no, i wouldn't spoil it for you dear you'd need to the excitement and the surprise built up enough! the cherry on the cake is yet to be revealed you'll love it though :)) i hope
yes that one!! don't ask why i enjoy it so much, maybe it purely is for the little kathryn content we get hun, but idk i have some strange taste in films i just enjoy anything that's horror or suspense for the adrenaline. oh sweet that's adorable your little squeaks? 🥹
heyy your reactions are valid okay? remember that it's a safe space here for a reason! <3 🍓
as you can tell i do have an enjoyment going into depth with my work and my thoughts. i thrive on indulging etc, i really do enjoy it! <3 aww you're blushing, so cute! no i love it you're genuinely so sweet love! 💌
that's a really interesting concept tbh, you're more of a listener i love that. the listeners of this world are like wind through the breeze and the whisper of a river, calm and there collected with their thoughts :))
perhaps it is, i always do enjoy indulging in thoughts i can often get carried away with!
oh yes, i do tend to be a naughty little girl a lot 😌 but okay i suppose i'll compensate through this fanfic, besides it's for the best anon right! 🫶
ahhh yes see, i didn't mind the movie tbh i definitely had seen it's pro's and con's. i'm so glad you liked my little analysis of characters sweetie! HMMM perhaps it is perhaps it isn't i shall reveal nothing. 🤭 my secrets for the fanfic is yet to be revealed but that made me smile that you'll think of this fic fr! <3
AHAHHA brain explosion you do make me laugh, i love reading you little messages! sweet sweet anon, you're so kind! i'm the main reason? i better up my game if that's the case then 🥹
i'll give those a listen as soon as i post this tell love!! <3 fun fact i do speak quite a bit of russian so i should be okay 😌
My three songs i'll share with you are:
• Pray - Zana
• La De La Mala Suerte- Jesse and Joy (i can help if you don't quite understand the lyrics or it's meaning!!💌)
• Feels Like Coming Home- Jetta <33
stay safe sweetie! :))
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Went to UPS to drop off a return and saw this black car with the best stickers one said "Mothman ate my entire ass at the Denny's" and there were more but that one had me dying, rolling in the parking lot and there was an 👽 guy and some band stickers but the Mothman one holy shit you dont expect to see that in the wild and I wanted to tell the owner of the car Please you must know that I have a shirt for you that says Mothman Is Real and He Slapped My Ass but I went inside and someone else served me, but the person who put my package away was Goth and I wanted to say something but then I felt bad what if I said something to the Goth and the other girl who was working there was wearing just. Normal clothes what am I gonna say "Hey [to Goth] I love your car it's hilarious also I love your outfit" and to the normal chick "I like your.... cardigan".
Anyway, I was also intimidated by the Goth at UPS because I felt Judged and I always feel judged (I'm working on it) but UPS Goth if you're out there, you have a cool car and I like your steez. Also I have a shirt for you.
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scribblemetae · 3 years
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I think this is just mean honestly but I have a cnc kink that comes from my trauma BUT don't think I am like upset or triggered by it by any means I completely okay but I have gotten so much shit for saying it when people ask me my kink and that for some reason is just a big one for me 👽
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(Trigger warning, rape, non-con, dub-con_
Girl I also have past trauma, people close to me on this website know all about it and I myself write and read a lot of rape, none con, con non con.
Being into it is 100% fine and dont let anybody judge you for it, they have no right to tell you what you can and can not like, they have no say in that. As long as what you are doing adhere to the 3 S's then nobody has the right to say other wise
theres a huge commuinity out here who have the same experiances and enjoy the same things, therer are people out there with a rape kink who have had no trauma and thats fine to
be you, be safe but have no shame
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