#dont have to worry about him getting dehydrated or not being able to pee. but i just get nervous still so i make him sleep out and about.

[toytulini]

I find it funny that when shadow is in my room he'll just, sleep, so peaceful and chill, but apparently when hes in my parents room or my brother's room, he's all wound up and rambunctious and bitey but in an excited friendly way? Idk why but like when hes in my room hes just. Snzzzzzzzz

#toy txt post #cats #my cats #my family: shadow is a terror and a menace who walks on us while we try to sleep and he bites and meows and bothers the dogs and takes up #the whole bed somehow! evil! #me: idk what yall are talking about...he is just a sleepy little bean...so calm...listen hes purring! soft boy. a little egg. a bean. #sleeps all night! #he does sleep Right In The Middle tho that is a Constant #i actually dont really let him spend the Night in my room anymore tho since his surgery #i probably could and it would be fine now bc i generally have at least a small water bowl in here and a catpan so #dont have to worry about him getting dehydrated or not being able to pee. but i just get nervous still so i make him sleep out and about. #generally hes fine w this especially in the winter bc he'd rather sleep next to the woodstove but sometimes hes like #owo may i come in and spend the night? and i am like no it is too late! if u want to sleep in here u have to do it during the day

[themothermary-blog1]

Roman ass kicking

my now boyfriend were up shooting the shit one night when we first met having a fue beers and well things that help you laugh your ass off

he told me this true story about him being in prison.     he was a life foster kid and  constantly moved around  it gives you nice conditions like detachment disorder.

He did eventually get adoped at 15 but the damage was done he was hatefull after he turned 18 he got in a shit load of trouble i mean pages not one thing    and he ended up in prison  he said even he thinks at that time it was a good place for him.    he was astranged from his family and didnt know anybody who cared on the outside  so inorder to have anything extra he bit off a lousey paying prison job.     he was a horder  and counted his stuff regularly like 5 or 6 times a day if he went to pee/eat/shit/shower/work/sleep   he counted his stuff he was obsessive about it. the other prisoners usto teas him about it.   one day he came back from work  and a package of roman nooodles was missing he lost his mind  through a man fit   (mantrum)   and another prisoner started laughing  he grabed him by the throat punched him in the gut through it up mother fucker through it up      dont think i wont kill you over some romans   well needless to say the prison systom frowns on this kinda behavyour  he got 2 months in solatary an 2 monthes   no comasary and all his shit confenscated and the judge said he was showing leanency   that he understood that no man likes to  get robber no madder how small it is.

he said he thinks he had a case of blue balls and he dosent do prison pussy (flip it and stick it) and hes not a handy andy    (if you know what he means)

he said he swar he busted a nutt when he hit the guy in the gutt

he said i instantly felt better.   Tooooooo late   he was being draged to solatary

He swar  off roman noodles when he got out of prison the salt locked up my nutts.  (i was dying laughing by this time) he said im never eating romans an i sure as hell aint going back to prison

it was my turn  so i told him about me and pregnant crazys i get a condition called hyper emisis it morining sickness to the extream you actually start throawing up blood   and it last the intyre pregnancy.    on night it was extreemly bad  and i hadent ate anything for days i hadent been able to take my psyc meds in mounths     I threw up everthing i drank       we are talkin pure stomach acid.            i hadent slept more then a oher at a time for months the nausia is incapasatating    i was bypoler flying from poal to poal/dehydrated/malnutrishoned/sleep deprived  and felt like a caged animal

i was laying on the bathroom floor waiting for the  next round of vomit acid  to come    gut renching  i actrally pulled a muscle        The house was quiet and all i could here was my husbands snoring it was loud as thunder seemed to take up the intyre house   it literally drove me over the eddge   before i knew it i was standing over him with a knife   screaming at him get up take me to the hospital or im going to kill you.      he tried to dismiss me  but thank god i said im not playing you will not lay in plesent slumber whail i dye i truly felt like i was dying i had been pregnat before it happened then too i got my tubes untied to have a baby for him a son.   the doctors said there was better medication it didnt work.  my gyno sent me to the nutt hospital   thay deal with pregnancy hyperemisis/mental illness its a bad combanation.   so i was in nutt house lock down untill thay could nock me out and get me better with ivs and saposatorys i was on a liquid diet for a week.    it was even worse then it was with my daughter i didnt have my family that knowes about the condition its happened to several wemen in our family.    i was in the hospital 2 more times if i sleeped through one doce of medication it would be out of controol again.

after i had my son i got a historectomy  so i couldent sucker my self in to getting pregnant again.         My now boyfriend said let me get this your x opened his eyes  in the middle of sleep in the middle of the night to you standing over him butcher knife  in hand screaming stop fucking snoring and take me to the hospital or im going to kill you.      ( he said i would have dumped you at the local looney been and moved cross country no forwarding adress i aint spending one more second even knowing this crazy bitch and the goverment can support her probably as crazy as her kid)

 i said so hows your nutts he said about at bust  he stoped for a minute  and said did you just offer to f___k      i  said        YUP!!!   if your not afraid  that is.   dont worrie  i cant get pregnant i dont have a cervex  you can check             we never figured out why his mom got 15 years in prison          i can deal with his detachment disorder i feed and   f--k  him regularly and we have enough money  he can handle my mental disorders  jellousy and daddy isues (his mom was aparently nutts sister too to him it aint nothing new{he lived with them when he got out of prison} ) i love this man but i wouldnt come between him and a   t- bone stake or a slab of ribbs  and he jently remindes me to take my dint kill a man pills   mom said prisons no place for girls

A match made in good    old America