#don't judge me

[the-vengeful-demon]

The way my jaw dropped

#kinda hot tho #don't judge me #i'm dyin here #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #video #mine

[uccmd]

I'm coping

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #memes image #good omemes #i'm coping #don't judge me #my memes #lmao #good omens fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #gayness #let's make it fun at least

[persephonebutdepressed]

my favourite coping mechanism is buying books

#and each time i say i wont buy any more #but i always do #nobody's perfect #don't judge me #books #coping mechanism #my thoughts #chaotic academia #chaotic #ers

[efingart]

Fixed it

Why yes I did order a pizza just so I could draw Gaz on the box 😅

#kyle gaz garrick #cod mwiii #task force 141 #mwiii #call of duty #I know it looks a bit wonky I haven't drawn analog in so so long #don't judge me #I just have been needing to fix this since I saw the boxes #so RUDE #GAZ LIKES PIZZA TOO #probably #captain john price #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #little caesars #my art #myart

[nerdpoe]

Soulmate marks are indicative of your soulmate's favorite thing.

And one of the batkids has absolutely none.

Sure, they've got freckles (an embarrassing amount, actually), scars, the occasional beauty mark; but no soulmark.

This means a few things; their soulmate doesn't exist, they haven't been born yet, or that they died before said batkid was born.

Seeing as Soulmates can be entirely platonic, even becoming family units later, not getting a soulmate until later in life is not unheard of.

So that batkid is waiting for their soulmate to be born, lowkey embarrassed that they're going to inevitably follow in Bruce's footsteps.

Until a chance encounter with a Soulmark specialist while they're in their civvies changes absolutely everything with one sentence.

"Oh wow, your soulmate must love stars to cover you up with the constellations of them."

#batman #dcu #any batkid #batkids #i normally post xover prompts but i feel like this one can go with no xover or any xover #so imma go ahead and use non xover tags #idk just thought it would be a cool thing #batkid preparing themselves for being a parental unit and find out no #ur soulmate won't need a parent but you don't actually have any freckles #I THOUGHT IT'D BE CUTE OKAY #DON'T JUDGE ME #story prompt

[araminakilla]

"You can't fall in love with some gifs"

The gifs in question:

#I'm not a... oh Christ forget it #maybe I AM one #but it's most the fact of how this scene tell so much in a few seconds #the composition and colors #how time stops for Puss and we feel his fear of mortality #and how behind Puss there is a chaotic scene in pastels contrasting with the blues where the wolf is #but yeah it's mostly for the Wolf #don't judge me #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #the last wish #dreamworks #dreamworks puss in boots #wolf #puss in boots 2 #puss in boots wolf #what is it with dreamworks and not giving their wolves names? #we got Wolfie then Boss Wolf then Mr. Wolf and now this Wolf #i was gonna say that the exception is Agent Classified from Penguins of Madagascar #but then I remembered his actual name is 'Classified' #so... on the list he goes

[i-eat-deodorant]

[source]

actually yeah i think i will continue that ted talk actually

Lamb's primarily a melee user with a penchant for the godly axe. they never quite got the hang of curses and as a result don't really use them much. Narinder prefers ranged attacks, and relies heavily on curses when he used to have his crown.

Post-game Lamb is more about straightforward violence, while Narinder likes the political intrigue of setting up networks of spies and debts and misinformation that messes with the mind.

There's a popular heretic saying in the years following their marriage: "They say death has two hands: the one that breaks your body, and the one that slips inside your mind before the fight's even started."

They each account for the other's weaknesses--Lamb has a wider vision to detect threats but poor depth perception, while Narinder's eyes are excellent at depth perception at the cost of peripheral range. When working together, it is often Lamb that first catches wind of something. They point it out to Narinder, who tells them in more detail what they're dealing with.

Sheep, at their core, are still a prey animals that feel nervous outside of their flock. A lot of Lamb's aggression is redirected fear from being alone. Offense is the best defense; maybe if they lash out enough, they'll forget that nobody's watching out for them.

This clashes with Narinder's stubborn independence. He likes to scout ahead, sometimes, and it causes Lamb no small amount of anxiety and panic. The two of them get into fights about this often. Lamb, unable/unwilling to explain the abandonment issues that they have, berates Narinder for endangering himself. Narinder, on the other hand, is insulted they think him so incapable that he can't handle danger.

They're both ruthless and reckless with a need to run themselves ragged pursuing ambitious goals, so they need to act as checks for each other. Narinder can see all the symptoms of his self-destructive tendencies in Lamb, and helps hold them back from hurting themselves. Same goes vice versa.

Narinder taught Lamb almost everything he knows. All their battle skills are an extension of his. From the countless drills he subjected Lamb to as a vessel, they learned about his technique, his tendencies, his train of thought. It's what allowed them to predict and defeat The One Who Waits using his own crown.

History taught Narinder to value strength in combat, value power displayed through destruction. He respects Lamb most on the battlefield; this is the vessel he honed from a weapon, the monster he created with his own time and power. This is the godkiller that defeated his siblings, and he never chose wrong.

Maybe it was okay that he lost, if he lost to this.

#my shit #narilamb #i have countless scenes of them making out in the middle of battle #don't judge me

[deathbecomesthem]

Sigh. I'm not proud of what I'm about to say.

+18 ONLY - MDNI

Eddie has a pornhub channel. It's a good way to bring in some cash, and it's really just him doing one of his favorite things - masturbating.

His most popular clips are cumshot compilations. People really enjoy watching him jerk off in so many different ways. The most popular videos? When he has a vibrator attached to the head of his cock. He's not sure, but he thinks it's the high pitched whines he makes when cums over and over again.

For Eddie, it's a win-win. He gets to cum in new and interesting ways, all while thousands of people watch. And a lot of those people like it so much, they touch themselves and cum right along with him.

#eddie munson #eddie munson smut #don't judge me

[primprim]

still discovering my tail....don't judge me

#primprim #catblr #cats of tumblr #black kitten #chasing tail #don't judge me

[ineffablyruined]

Crowley recognizes Aziraphale's *ahem* sword from at least 10 feet away after millennia of not seeing it.

He could pick it out of a crowd of... swords.

#the sword is code for penis #in case that wasn't clear #I've been working for 5 days straight with very little sleep #don't judge me #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #azicrow #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #good omens gif #goodomensedit #ineffablyruined

[faulty-radio]

i need a tall girl to feed me estrogen and call me a good kitty while i'm purring

#bottomposting #wlw #sapphic #transfem #traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns #196 #it's 4am ok? #don't judge me

[toodrunktofindaurl]

i'm gonna reblog some Things on here and i need y'all not to ask questions okay

#nobody say anything #i made a grave mistake #or more like RE made a grave mistake #don't judge me

[softiedingo]

his gray-haired beard guys omg- i'm fine f i n e

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #i'm not okay #i'm dyin here #did y'all look at his pretty face #his so beautiful #really really beautiful #im obsessed #with his gray-haired beard #don't judge me #im so eager to see him like joel #tlou is sooooooooo close #tlou hbo #tlou joel #joel the last of us #the last of us hbo #the last of us #softiedingo

[coishen]

🫣

#trigun wolfwood #trigun stampede #tristamp #wolfwood fanart #nicholas d wolfwood #fem wolfwood #don't judge me #i'm so weak #artists on tumblr #wolfwood trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood

[nerdpoe]

Rok Soo died when he was supposed to, and got reincarnated as the illegitimate child...of Cale Henituse.

Specifically, he was born when Cale was sixteen; the product of two teens and too much liquor, from before Cale had a good tolerance to alcohol.

And Rok Soo has no qualms about trying to make sure his ticket to a good, rich, lazy life doesn't get the shit kicked out of him.

So when he's a toddler, and Choi Han makes his appearance, things go a little differently.

#story prompt #sue me i love the “rok soo dies when he's supposed to BUT reincarnates” trope #there's so many delicious things to do with it #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #kim rok soo #for more fun have Lee Soo Hyuk and Choi Jung Soo be transmigrated and be standing with Choi Han #Is Rok Soo acting as a little bodyguard inside the Manor while cale is talking mad shit #or is Rok Soo so illegitimate that Cale doesn't know he exists and he meets them inside the wall when they jump it #don't JUDGE ME

[sariphantom]

🍂Risetober 2023 Day 9: Cat🍂

Yep, Raphesses is literally a Disney princess.

I realized that I haven't drawn Raphesses (lover and protector of cats) that much recently, so I'm fixing that with this prompt.

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rise season 3 #risetober #risetober 2023 #cat #raphesses #rottmnt raph #ancient egypt au #i've redesigned raphesses too #raphesses is literally a disney princess #don't judge me