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#don’t get me wrong tho this is v v funny and when I wake up tomorrow I’ll catch up on the chaos and fuck around. I’m sure I’ll be laughing
owlf45 · 3 years
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Anyway I’m going to bed have fun slandering and defending my name yall
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meltingpotimagines · 3 years
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Boyfriend!Kirishima
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this boy
would fall head over heels for you so fast
just one day around you and he’s smitten
surprisingly not that obvious about it
he’s just a little happier and energetic around you
denki knows him well enough that he noticed and bakugo but he couldn’t care less
does his best to strike up a conversation with you
he really likes learning more about you
you’re just so cool and interesting to him
suggested a weekly game night just so he had an excuse to see you more
he knew you love hanging at the dorms so there was no way you’d miss out on this
what he didn’t know was you love it bc of him
i mean sure it was so much fun hanging with denki, and you had a blast jamming out to music with jiro and mina, but nothing beat being around eijirou
he’s just so upbeat and nice and funny
and kinda really cute but anyway
sat between todoroki and bakugo (which just happened to conveniently be directly across from you)
a vote had been taken on which game to play, and jenga won by a couple of votes
mina tossed out the idea for every piece you pulled, you had to choose truth or dare
honestly there was so much potential for this to go wrong and everyone knew it but i mean risk = fun right?
you’d all made bakugo promise not to blow up the whole tower if he got frustrated or lost 
all the truths were silly and the dares dumb
until it got to you
you successfully pulled a piece and decided it wouldn’t be too risky to choose dare, considering no one had dared anything t r u l y stupid
and immediately regretted it when denki gave you a mischievous grin
“i dare you to kiss kirishima”
eijirou stiffened as a blush spread across your cheeks
it’s not manly to force someone to kiss him!!
“you don’t have to-” “no... no it’s okay. i’m no wuss.”
just when he thought he couldn’t like you more
nervously watched as you got up and went around to where he was sitting
stiffened even m o r e as you gave his cheek a quick peck
“awww c’monnnn, at least do it on the lips!” denki you brat i love you
your blushed deepened as you two made eye contact
“is... is that okay?” “only if you want to”
he is a g e n t l e m a n and would never want you to do something you didn’t want to
well
i guess you did want to
because you kissed him
and ohhhh boy
sparks went f l y i n g
the electricity between you two made denki’s powers look like nothing more than static shock
the cheers and wolf whistles were nothing but white noise as you and eijiro stared at each other, shocked
“wow” “w o w”
best believe this boy took you out the very next day
nothing extravagant, just a cute lil ice cream date
he likes the little dates the best
they're definitely a daily occurrence until long after you two became official
but even after that you two started having frequent movie and cuddle nap dates
yes cuddle naps are dates and no one can convince me otherwise
prefers to be big spoon but is down to be little spoon
if he’s big spoon, he’ll wrap his arms around you and pull you into him, your face buried in his chest, his face buried in your hair partially because he really likes the scent of your shampoo
if you’re big spoon, he’ll snake his arms around your waist and bury his face in your neck, occasionally nuzzling and pressing kisses
will always make sure all the gel is washed out of his hair first so there's no risk of you getting poked
which is extra great bc then you get to play with his hair!
he loves the feeling of your fingers weaving through the strands and your nails on his scalp
also really likes when you lay on top of him
just gazes as you adoringly as he scratches your back
his heart swells if you fall asleep
knowing you trust him that much makes him feel so happy
plus you just look so cute when you’re asleep
bonus points if you have that cute soft snore
loves playing video games with you whether you actually play with him or just watch and support him
if you play with him, you're always his top priority no matter the game
battle games? he w i l l protect you
social simulation games? he'll do his best to help get you everything you want
puzzle games? you two are a t e a m you will figure this out together
if you're just there as support, you're still a priority
prefers when you sit on his lap/between his legs
will periodically kiss your cheek/the top of your head
doesn't matter how involved in the game he is, he will never fail to press a kiss
if you fall asleep, he'll make sure to quiet down so he won't accidentally wake you up
it's the funniest thing to anyone who catches him tho
he'll be absolutely raging but in the most hushed voice you can imagine or letting out victorious whoops but in Tiny
once covered your ears the best he could with his arm so he could be a little louder yelling at sero
mina managed to catch that on camera and posted it, tagging the two of you
have i mentioned this boy is a simp?
bc he is a Simp™
anything you want, you got
he sees something that reminds him of you? immediately bought it to give to you
half of his hoodies were already in your closet within the first week
he thinks you look so cute in them, especially if they're too big for you
the sight of you practically swimming in his clothes make his heart burst
periodically switches the half he gave you for the half he kept
basically when the ones he gave you no longer smells like him
it's great for him too bc the ones he get back smell like you
will pick wildflowers to put in your hair/behind your ear when you two go on walks
l o v e s giving you piggyback rides
also loves picking you up to carry you bridal style
even if you two are just standing
he just likes your smile and the way your eyes sparkle when he does
kisses your forehead a lot
sometimes quick little pecks
sometimes gentle, lingering kisses
whatever matches his mood in the moment
likes play-fighting with you
like fake wrestling
definitely lets you win sometimes
partially bc he'd feel bad if he always won but also bc he thinks it's adorable when you look down at him with that grin, so proud of yourself for beating Red Riot
was the first to say "i love you"
didn't really think much about it
he looked at you one day and felt his heart swell so he just kinda said it
but somehow it felt even more special??
like the way he said it sounded so sweet and genuine
as if it was the most natural thing in the world to say
and for him it was
he couldn't imagine not saying it
he loves you so why not say it?
especially considering just how m u c h he loves you
from then on says it all the time
you're cuddling? "i love you"
playing games? "i love you"
making tea? "i love you"
he just has to say it
he will as many times as needed to make sure you understand just how much he does
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lunaastoir · 3 years
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cute things i think the genshin characters would do
characters included: diluc, kaeya, venti, and albedo 
****minor lore spoilers for diluc!****
an: i’m thinking of making this into a series bc this was such an adorable concept to write so lmk if you’re interested 👀 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
diluc 
sorry kind of starting off with something a little sad 
i think diluc would have a habit of rubbing his vision 
ok seems kinda dumb at first but let me elaborate: 
after the death of his father, diluc was quite obviously devastated 
he basically withdrew into himself after letting all the grief, pain, and rage flood his senses
i think during this time of grieving, he would’ve developed this habit of running the pads of his fingers across his vision to calm himself down 
(v similar to katara from atla) 
since his father had always been proud of diluc’s vision, the thought of touching something that reminded him of his father has always been able to bring him some sort of relief no matter how short lived
it serves as a constant memory of his dad and i think being able to have that kind of connection - no matter how small would hold a significance to him 
stressed? you’ll see his fingers dance across his vision as the crease between his eyebrows gradually loosens 
ok here’s a bonus habit (bc the previous one was sad) 
whenever he’s bartending at angel’s share, he always flips the bottles in this cool bartending way before pouring the drinks 
like the whole shabang - flips in the air, shakes it in a way that the drink foams just right 
people are usually v surprised when they see this bc woah mans has got some sKILLS 
but also bc he’s known for being pretty serious and reserved so seeing a “trick” is kind of breaking the stoic image they have of him 
after he’s done pouring the drinks he’s also really precise about closing the bottles 
he makes sure that the caps are on tightly and that nothing is leaking (which ig is another reason why he does flips with them so he can make sure that the bottles are tightly closed) 
yes he’s rich but he also wants to make sure the drinks don’t go bad bc 1) kind of a loss if they do and 2) his customers deserve the best 
sweet man pls protect him <3 
kaeya
when he’s sitting down at his desk, he brings his legs up so he can sit on his chair criss- cross applesauce 
since he’s in his office and the only other person who’s in there with him is jean, he feels like he can drop the suave, charming cavalry captain facade he puts on when he’s in public and just dial it down slightly to who he really is in that moment 
jean doesn’t say a word the entire time even tho she quite obviously notices 
don’t get me wrong, he’s still the smooth talking kaeya but just,,, more relaxed and comfortable?? if that makes sense 
so since he’s a lot more comfortable in his office, he usually folds his legs into his chair bc damn they hurt from walking around all day
this is kinda dumb but i also think he has a lot of ink stains on his hands from writing so whenever he sees a fresh one he just likes to stamp it onto a piece of paper 
usually that piece of paper ends up being an unimportant report that goes to jean 
dw he also has a bunch of pretty small towels in his bottom drawer that he uses to wipe his hands on bc the public can’t see the pretty cavalry captain w ink stains!! the world would end!! 
oH kind of a side note but i also think he would keep a small folded up picture of something klee drew him in his pocket 
he thinks it’s very sweet and he periodically takes it out just to look at it soft for this man 
last one for kaeya but since he wears boots that have the little lip on the bottom (not really a heel but enough to make some noise) he makes sure to always try his best to walk quietly around the streets of mondstadt at night 
if anyone catches him doing it he’ll wave it off and say something like “oh me? i’m just practicing my stealth - it comes in handy when you have to sneak up on enemies you know?” but in reality that’s just bs 
he really just doesn’t wanna risk waking people up <3 
venti
this adorable man is obviously notorious for drinking 
he loves alcohol!! i mean he’s the anemo archon of the city of wine and freedom so is anyone really surprised 💀
anyways venti always jokes abt not having any mora (he really doesn’t he’s not wrong) but he always makes sure to pay his tab at angel’s share 
the only reason diluc lets him drink sm is because at the end of the day, venti always comes through w the mora 
he really is a talented bard so everything he makes in singing and composing music for other people to listen to always goes straight to angel’s share (debatable if that’s for the best or not but i’ll leave that one to you) 
so yeah <3 basically venti pays back his tabs even tho he’s an archon since he doesn’t want people to experience a loss bc of him 
it’s the archon nature coming out but also the venti nature bc he’s a sweet boy 
anyways getting onto the actual habit 🕺
he has a tendency to skip/hop regardless of wherever he’s going 
he uses his anemo elemental skill a lot while doing this just he can feel a light breeze whenever he skips around 
i also think he carries around extra bard strings in his hat bc he thinks it’s a cool party trick to take them out and be like tada i have extra strings no need to worry!!! 
people are usually not that amused but he does it anyway 
also yeah uh those strings sometimes fall out when he’s skipping 💀 
he’ll be hopping and suddenly bOOM they fall out, he loses them, a kitten by the name of prince takes them, and he has to ask for help to find his strings (i believe this is exactly how venti lost his strings to prince during the windblume festival and no i will not take any criticism and if venti says something different he is lying 🔪)
also has a habit of putting his hair into a bun sometimes!!! 
he loves his pigtails but he finds that he gets bored of them occasionally and his hair needs a break from its wavy tresses so he just plops it into a bun instead 
so so cute 10/10 hairstyle he can do my hair 
anyways love this man thanks for coming home <3 
albedo
i had a feeling i would kind of have a hard time w albedo since he is a little hard to read so i hope this is ok LMFAO 
he has paint stains. everywhere. no you cannot change my mind. 
they are subtle tho i will give him that 
you can’t notice that anything is amiss until you really pay attention and then you’ll start to see the pretty pastels and greens of the sunset he was painting up on dragonspine softly smeared across his clothes 
very rarely you’ll see a cute swipe of paint across his cheek or neck and it’s honestly adorable 
he was probably pushing his hair out of his face while he was painting and some excess paint on his finger landed on his cheek :,) 
he doesn’t really care tbh he thinks it’s just a part of him and it really isn’t that noticeable so he just leaves it 
also!!! since he is a big alchemist and he’s constantly working on labs and experiments i think he would accidentally misplace a lot of his written work 
he seems very organized but w someone as intellectual as him w his brain running miles a minute, i’m sure he has definitely forgotten where he’s put stuff away 
so!! in order to help him remember, he has little notes across his lab detailing where everything is 
if he was working on something and he immediately has to put it on hold bc something came up (klee came in demanding attention or sucrose needs help) then he’ll quickly jot down a note and stick it to his desk so he’ll remember when he comes back just in case he forgets 
sucrose as a result has noticed A LOT of notes across the lab and it’s simultaneously funny and endearing 
“started experiment with sweet flowers to try and turn them into a youth elixir: papers --> on the desk right next to klee’s photo” 
final point: he lets klee braid his hair sometimes if she wants to 
she doesn’t really know how given how young she is so she ends up messing up but albedo always walks her patiently through the steps again 
always makes time for klee no matter what bc he really does care a lot abt her :,) 
i love him sm pls 
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sakkajagga · 4 years
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aW CUTE--and just to let everyone know how dumb i am tho, i somehow read that as the DMC crew getting amnesia and had to rewrite almost all of these lmfao;;; and sorry if there’s any general ~samey-ness~ it’s a bit difficult to write the same thing multiple times w/o overlapping ; ^ ;
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Dante
    Dante feels like he should act surprised to see you awake so soon when he and the nurse steps back into the room, but in light of seeing you awake, he momentarily forgets.  Luckily the nurse rushing over to check your vitals reminds him that any normal person would be expected to be out for days with the kind of injury you’d sustained.  Luckily you were one of the toughest hunters he’d ever met.
    Rounding the end of the bed to the opposite side of the nurse, he waits till she’s done fussing over you and rushed off to go fetch the doctor before speaking.  “How you holding up, champ?”  He knows (from experience) how hard it is to kill you, but even he can’t help but worry.
    “Wow...the doctors here are like models....”
    “Funny stuff, Y/N,” he chuckles.  “Seriously, you feel all right?”  Your puzzled expression strikes him as more than just playing.  “..right?”
    “Who’s Y/N?”  Your question is so flat, like you were asking about something mundane like the weather, “Me?”
    “Yeah…”  He shifts in place, trying to contain the rising worry.
    “And you?”
    “Dante,”  He says evenly, trying to gauge whether hearing his name triggers anything in you, “Been together for six years now…”
    “Holy shit,” You laugh, amazed, “Am I the luckiest person in the world, or what??  You’re gorgeous!”
     The thought crossed his mind that he should be more concerned with how easily you accept this information, but is unable to keep himself from smirking across at you, “Heh...back atcha, babe.”
Kyrie
    Your eyes flutter open, waking to the sound of someone solemnly bartering with the deities for your safety.  When you look over, you see a woman, head bowed and hands both clasped around yours; the little movement catching her attention.  “Y/N--” she chokes out, bringing your hand to her chest and holding it tightly, “Oh thank Sparda...I was so afraid you’d never wake again!”
    Your blinks are slow, and she reckons you’re trying to gather what all happened, but before she can say anything you ask, “..who are you?”
    It’s her turn to blink confusedly at you, “Y-you don’t know who I am?”  You shake your head, expression apologetic as you can see how that revelation devastates her.
    “Y/N...we’re married…”  She holds up her hand next to yours so she can show you the matching rings.  Your free hand covers your mouth with a small gasp.  “What’s wrong??”
    “I...just...didn’t expect someone so beautiful to be married to me…”
Lady
    There’s no uncertainty when you wake.  As soon as your eyes open and see that you’re in an unfamiliar place, you immediately jolt up, pulling the various wires and monitors attached to you.
    “Whoa--calm down!  It’s okay, you’re just in the hospital--”
    You cut her off, jerking away from the woman’s hands on your shoulders, “Who the hell are you!?  Where is this place!?”
    “Y/N...what’d you say??”
    “Who are you!?” you repeat, swatting her hand away when she goes for your shoulder again.
    “It’s me…  Lady…”  Your eyes rake up and down the woman in front of you, and her heart sinks at the confused stare she receives.
    “Oh, you’re finally awake,” a man who can only assume is a doctor due to the white coat comes around the curtain surrounding the side of your bed.  “Your wife hasn’t left your side all this time,” he says with a nod towards the woman.
    You immediately lock gazes with her again, wide-eyed.  “Wife??”
    “Oh dear,” the doctor murmurs, scribbling on his clipboard quickly.  “This is a fairly common occurrence with head injuries,” he assures you both, explaining it a bit before excusing himself to grab a nurse to stay with you.  The silence stretches and you finally take note of the ring on your finger.
    “You’re really my wife?” you ask, almost hesitantly.  Lady nods.  “Really??”
    Her brows knit, “Why would I go through all this just to set up an elaborate ruse to pose as your wife!?”
    “Sorry,” you say with a small laugh, “it’s just that you’re...so damn beautiful.  I didn’t think that…”
    “Idiot,” she sighs, covering your hand with hers.
Nero
    The sound of incessant bickering disturbs you at first, slowly dragging you into consciousness.  You feel like you know the voices, but just can’t place them, trying in vain to focus and figure out where you are.  A man approaches, looking between you and a clipboard in his hands, compliments you on how well you’ve healed, and begins asking you a myriad of things you can’t seem to find answers for.  It vaguely terrifies you, learning that you can’t even remember something as simple as your own name.
    A panicked shout of, “Sir!!  You can’t go in there!” proceeds another man storming into view and right passed the doctor who fails at grabbing his arm to hold him back from going to your side.
    The way he rushes towards you causes you to lean away in slight panic, and it doesn’t go unnoticed.  “What’s wrong?  Are you hurting?”
    “Sir...Y/N can’t remember anything,” the doctor says carefully, as if afraid of igniting the other’s temper again.  “Not even a name.”
    He turns back to you, eyes deep with immediate concern; voice leagues gentler than he’d been speaking before as he asks if you’re okay.  His face makes your heart flutter.
    “Forgive your husband,” the doctor interjects, “he is merely concerned for your well being.  Sir, if you please…”  He gestures towards the nurse, asking him to back off so that he can continue the examination.
    Heat crawls up your neck and fans out over your cheeks, eyes flitting back and forth between the doctor and your...husband.  “Husband??” you ask the question in a voice so tiny, it was a wonder how he heard you at all.
    “Don’t worry about anything except getting better,” Nero says, restraining himself from reaching out to you in light of this revelation and due to the audience.
    “But you’re so gorgeous--” you blurt and immediately cover your mouth.  His brows shoot upward, blush reaching the tips of his ears.  The doctor and nurse are forced to stand in the background, witnessing the two of you sputtering back and forth at one another on who is the actual lucky one.
Nico
    The familiar scent of tobacco makes you feel safe as you slowly stir, yet you can’t place why.  You sit up with a groan, head pounding and take a survey of your surroundings...and have no idea where you are.
    “Hey, Nico!” a deep voice calls, “Y/N’s awake.”
    You determine it came from outside just as the door next to the couch you’re on swings upon.  The smell of smoke swells as a woman moves into the room with wide steps, lit cigarette resting between her lips nearly spent.  “‘Bout time,” she drawls, “thought I was gonna hafta dump cold water on ya.”  She doesn’t seem to like the way you’re just owlishly blinking up at her and puts her hands to her hips, “What?  Why you lookin’ at me like you never seen me before?”  Your expression answers for you that she’s right on the money.  Nico puts the cigarette out in a nearby ashtray before leaning in and staring at you hard--you lean back as much as you can against the couch to counteract the sudden invasion of space.  “Shit,” she curses darkly, “guess that bash to the head did more damage than we thought…”
    The mention of getting hit on the head makes you hyper-aware of the throbbing emanating from the back of your skull and you gingerly put your hand to it.
    A silver-haired guy steps up, leaning into the room and you feel it all shift with his weight before realizing you’re in an RV.  “What was that?”
    “Y/N can’t remember anything after that smack to the noggin’.”
    He shakes his head, “Pft, if you were my girlfriend I’d pretend not to remember you too.”
    She readies to punch at him when you hurriedly interrupt, “My girlfriend??  You!?”
    Nero can’t help but snort, “Yeah, my condolences--”
    “My god,” you say to Nico, “you’re absolutely hot,” almost as if you didn’t hear a single thing he was saying.
    “Oh,” Nico’s grin grows unabashedly, hip cocked to one side, “Maybe we should leave you like this…”
Trish
    Pain racks your body when you finally become aware again.  You think you surely must be dying; stabbing pain threatening to send you back unconscious.  Movement catches your eye, looking over in time to see a woman approaching your bedside and only now noting the luxuriousness of the sheets draped over you--not that it detracted from the pain.  “An angel?” you question rather weakly, watching as she gives you a curious look.
    “Surely you’re not that delirious.”
    “Are you here to take me to the other side, Angel?”
    “Cute,” she says, tucking some long blonde strands behind her ear as she comes closer still.  “Does it hurt anywhere?”
    “Everywhere…  I’d appreciate it if you could end my suffering sooner rather than later…”
    She gives you that curious expression again, looking as if trying to decide something.  You hope it’s to kill you swiftly.  “What’s your name?” she asks instead.
    “I--” you pause, mouth closing and taking an embarrassingly long few moments trying to come up with the answer.  “I...don’t know…” you finally admit.
    “And you don’t know who I am either, do you?”
    You shake your head.  “Who are you?”
    “Trish,” she puts her weight to one side, long fingers resting over her hip.  “Your partner.”
    The way she emphasizes ‘partner’ sends chills racing down your spine and leaves no room for doubt of how she meant it.  “Y-You’re too beautiful…” you manage around your suddenly dry mouth, “I thought you were an angel of death.”
    “For all you know, I am,” her smirk is playful yet still just this side of mischievous that you’re not sure if she’s being serious or not.
V
    The first thing you’re greeted by is the sight of this man’s back.  He’s sitting next to you, leaning forward on his knees in silence.  The waviness of his black hair hides the side of his face you might’ve been able to see had it not been obstructing your view.  “Oh rise and shine, sleeping beauty!” an unseen voice announces, startling you enough to jolt a bit.  Only then do you realize there is something else at your other side--a panther that huffs when you move and accidentally elbow it before shifting to its feet and meandering around to your opposite side and the man.  You watch it rigidly, wondering how the hell you got yourself into this situation; jerking away when a giant blue bird drops down and lands in front of you.  “I hope you had a nice nap because I’m bored out of my skull!” he squawks at you.
    The man is merely stroking the panther’s muzzle, but you’re too focused on the bird.  “Y-y-you--you talked!?”
    He shakes his body, repositioning his wings against his sides, “Ha.  Ha ha.  It’s even funnier a fourth time.”
    Your continued startled reaction finally sparks a response from the guy, who slowly turns to look over his shoulder at you.  It gives you a clear view of him, and the book he closes in his other hand.  His face is so familiar, but it’s his voice that really ignites something within you.  You know you know him, but you cannot remember from when, where, or how.  “Are you well?”
    “I...I don’t think so…  There’s a talking bird,” the bird promptly squawks, “and a glowing panther, and--”  You take a breath, “And you’re not fazed by any of it??”
    He stands, tall and magnificent, leaning on a silver cane as he looks down at you for a long moment, clearly contemplating something.  “Tell me your name.”
    “I can’t,” you say with certainty--the only thing you’re certain about.
    He hums thoughtfully, “I see.”
    “See what, Shakespear?” the bird cackles, “Y/N’s useless without remembering anything.”
    He slides down to one knee at your side, eyes searching yours and all you can focus on is the deep emerald of them.  “..beautiful,” you whisper absently.
    He blinks, a little shocked, but still smirks and thanks you, making you aware you’d said it aloud.  “I’m glad you still think so after all this time.”  They’re easily able to read the confusion on your face, but decide to tease you a bit longer, letting your antsy guesses drag on till finally realizing the respective rings on each other’s hands.
Vergil
    You’re admittedly more than just a little uneasy when you wake to a room full of people surrounding you.  All eyes are on you as you stir to comprehension, shaking your head that feels like it’s full of fog; yet the feeling never goes away.  “Thought we were gonna lose ya for a minute there,” one man says, silver hair falling around his face as he shifts in his seat.
    “Don’t be so dramatic,” a dark-haired woman huffs at him.
    “As if Y/N would die from the blunt end of a scythe,” a younger man says, arms crossed over his chest as he stands next to a fair-skinned brunette.
    Your gaze flits between them all for a few long seconds as they talk amongst themselves and at you till finally speaking up, “..who are you people?”  The uneasy feeling washes over you again as they all turn back to you and a heaviness hangs in the air.  A few glance towards a man you hadn’t noticed before; standing nearly removed from the group.  Something electric passes through you the moment your eyes meet.  You’re targeted with an onslaught of questions; if you know where you are, who a certain person was, what your name was--and unable to answer any of them.
    It was a frustrating, horrifying revelation.  Eventually, you request they all vacate--give you space to think and breathe--a moment to remember what little you could.  It’s hard not to notice the one clad in red clapping the so-far silent man on the shoulder, muttering something to him and departing after a glance back at you.  His movements are fluid and as silent as he is, approaching your bedside and sitting in the chair there.  “I would really like to be alone to gather my thoughts…”
    “So gather them,” he finally speaks, gaze leveled on yours in a way that tells you he isn’t leaving.
    You open your mouth to argue, but something tells you it will do you no good.  “Who are you?” you ask instead.
    “Vergil,” he can see his name triggers nothing in you, yet you can’t seem to take your eyes off him.
    “I know you,” you state very matter-of-factly despite clearly not knowing how.
    “I should hope so, Y/N.”
    You’re just about to ask him to explain when he reaches over and very carefully lifts your hand into view; eyes finally drawn away from his and to the ring adorning your finger.  “O-oh,” heat fills out your cheeks and you hope he can’t see it.  “I was...hoping you’d say something like that…”
    Vergil smirks, amused, “Is that so?”
    You nod, fingers closing around his hand that is still holding yours.
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queens-hoes · 3 years
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so...the MLQC anime
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It's the elephant in the room rn. We gotta talk about it!
First of all, shoutout to MAPPA for even giving us an anime of our boys, regardless of the end product, it's amazing that they did it in the first place, and shoutout to the animators and VAs that put a lot of time and effort into the show.
Now. We can all agree that this wasn't a perfect adaptation. Don't get me wrong, it was good, but it could've been much better!
A lot happened, a lot didn't happen, so first I'm gonna focus on the biggest issue.
I. The trailer
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Naturally, it was the trailer that got us all hyped for the anime, like "omg that scene is gonna be animated, it looks so good!!! I'm so excited!!"
And then they just. weren't in the anime.
Y'all know what scenes I'm talking about too (and if not, @daily-mlqc made a great post showing the scenes that never appeared). Like, it's one thing to not include certain scenes/change them, but it's another thing to show said scene in the trailer and not include it at all. It's basically false advertising!
The infamous Chapter 10 Victor shot, Lucien's Midnight Date shot, the shot from Gavin's Slightly Drunken Date....all of them unused....all of them holding so much potential
II. The boys
Obviously, you've only got so much time. You've only got so many episodes. But when the story is propelled by "Bonds" and important relationships, not growing those bonds sticks out a lot.
The boys were done pretty dirty and we all know it.
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Kiro was introduced, then pretty much ignored until the Hacker episode. I get that he doesn't make many appearances early on, but it would've been nice to build that relationship a bit more so we can really feel sad when he sacrifices himself to save MC on the rooftop. But I will say that his transformation into Helios was pretty good (but where was that phone call foreshadowing the transformation tho)
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Lucien was done fairly well. His episodes were executed pretty faithfully (especially the Ares reveal), but towards the end he kinda just....disappeared? Which is a shame bc the scenes between him and the MC after she finds out he's Ares are so damn good. It was the worst in the last ep, bc she didn't even interact with him at all and he kinda just disappears?? He got slight redemption, but not to the extent as in the game
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Gavin was done the best, undoubtedly, bc you can really feel the bond between him and the MC (that "wait for me" scene? Chills.) but it's bc of that that he feels so off in the last ep? Like I get that he's a changed person after everything, but brushing her off felt really weird to me.
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Victor. I could write a whole essay on how dirty they did him (he's my fave, after all). I've already gone in depth on the episode 7 debacle (it still makes my blood boil), so I won't repeat myself here, but TL;DR they did his character development so dirty. Like it looked like they were really trying to sell us on Victor/MC in the last few eps, but it felt kinda off to me bc all the development just isn't there (honestly, I blame Victor's weak "overemotional" response to her almost dying. That scene is what drives their relationship forward, so him not being as desperate and emotional in the game...grrr)
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MC is the real MVP of this anime, like she had a fully developed personality and cute/funny scenes that made her likeable and adorable (just think about it this way— she could’ve been like Yui from Diabolik Lovers. No one wants that.)
III. Missing Scenes
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(Slight spoilers for chapters 15-18)
We've all got our fave scenes from the main story. It's inevitable. So not seeing a lot of them animated is sad, not just bc we like them but bc they expand the bond she has with each guy!
I would've loved to see Gavin's ferris wheel scene (Chapter 15), MC reuniting with Kiro through Helios, only for him to erase her memory (Chapter 17), Lucien's sexually tense press conference (Chapter 16), all the angsty scenes with Victor from Chapter 18, etc.
Heck, some dates could have been good to add too, especially some of Lucien's (Midnight Date, Crisis Date, etc. that foreshadow the Ares reveal)
And again, you can't have everything animated, but to completely cut out everything from these chapters?
IV. The Ending
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Obviously MAPPA had to wrap things up quickly, but what the fuck was that ending? Not only did it feel kinda anticlimactic, but seeing MC turn into Sailor Moon and defeat Hades was pretty....weird, to say the least. I liked that it was her bonds with everyone that unlocked the power, but I thought the overall conclusion was pretty meh.
(Spoilers for Chapter 18)
They could've used the ending where MC decides to sacrifice herself to save humanity. Sure, it would've been sad, but it would've been such a way to go out, especially if she wakes up in the Eternal Winter world. They were hinting at a season 2 (that'll probably never come) anyway, so why not do it like this?
To be fair, I guess that would be unsatisfying to anime-onlys but bloody hell, I just wanted something stronger
V. The Black Queen
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She was teased in the opening every damn episode, only to briefly appear in the last one. Well, parts of her anyway. Why include her at all if she's barely going to be incorporated? I was hyping her up to my friend the entire show, only for her to just. not really do anything.
In conclusion
I think adding a few more episodes would've made a huge difference in terms of story, pace, characterizations, etc. The ending felt way too rushed, the "bonds" felt somewhat flat, a bunch of scenes were missing even though they showed up in the trailer......like, I'm overjoyed that it got animated at all, but dammit I just wanted more bc I love this game
So what are your thoughts on the anime?
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halfgclden · 2 years
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zoey and griffin ship meme pls
ZOFFIN
Who is more aggressive in bed? - who’s the monster fucker and who’s the virgin
Lights on or off? - um off for spooky
Who does what chores? - zoey says she’ll be damned if she’s supposed to clean up griffin’s mess so i guess they tidy up after themselves lol
Who gets babied when they’re sick? - griffin still won’t let go of zoey getting him sick during their first kiss (which was totally HIS fault 🙄) and zoey doesn’t bother griffin during his migraines for his sake so i feel like no babying just medicine and hot food dropped outside the respective door
Who makes breakfast? - zoey makes a mean omelette (now i’m just thinking of those happy face clown pancakes but instead an omelette with an angry face fried into it) griffin cake Make the drinks c:
Where would they go on their honeymoon? - i’m legally not allowed to answer this question
What are their quirks while sleeping? - zoey just thought about sleeping next to griffin and had a stroke but hmm gods i think she’s a terror when she sleeps she steals all the blankets and probably digs her knees into his back i’m so sorry griffin, but also why do i see him Elbowing her in the face it’s a fighting ring afshdkfk
What is their favorite activity as a family? - the family word lmfao uhh zoey actually really likes drives to clear her head and she’d invite griffin with her and they can get out and sit for a while over some cliffs or at some beach or wherever they end up and then when it starts getting dark she can drive them home
Who is the stricter parent? - nope
Who would be the big spoon? - zoey would Want to be so she could hold him and kiss the back of his neck but if griffin felt v strongly abt it (and the knees ending up in his back thing) she could b held
Who would wake up first? - depends i think, neither of them seem like they wake up at the crack of dawn or sleep for fourteen hours so it depends who needs to get up earlier buuut i think they’d both wake up with the other’s alarm
Do they have nicknames for each other? - zoey calls griffin phoenix, man, dude, i think griffin just calls her zoey
What happened when they met each other’s parents? - zoey says can we,,,, not do this? she’d try to be on her absolute best behavior for his parents tho, pull out the whole cheerleader thing and i feel like griffin would be like “why are u acting weird?” lmfao and ya no comment on her ‘rents
How do they apologize after an argument? - judging from their track record,,, with the word sorry, an explanation, and a hug that’s so fucking cute smh
What would they be like as parents? - it’s not that i’m refusing to do this it’s that i literally can not imagine
Who is the better cook? - zoey? the only trouble is how impatient she is, so griffin helps with the prep work c”:
Who is more romantic? - correct me if i’m wrong but it’s griffin, zoey likes to romanticize things but isn’t very romantic but i don’t think it’s him by default either, he’s not about grand proposals or gestures but he’s v thoughtful 🥺
What sort of gifts do they get for each other? - i think zoey wants to get to a point where she can gift griffin with poetry and something sweet but that’s too embarrassing so just generic something he wants and a nice (but also funny to keep it casual 🙄) card, and griffin either Makes or gets something that he Knows zoey Really wants because he’s a sweet thoughtful boy!!!
Who gets jealous easiest? - a leo,,, and a capricorn,,,, yeah
Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) - zoey but she tries not to show/make a big deal out of it she’s so Annoying but if griffin was excited she’d act more pumped
Who is the most adventurous? - ummm zoey? i feel like neither of them really are lol
Who is the most protective? - hi sorry i need a scenario where either gets protective that’s our next plot thanks
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? - i just imagined them in a treehouse together and cried thanks but u know what trope they’d be? overachieving rivals
Song to sum them up? - buzz cut - lovelytheband, MisterWives reverse the male and female singers in this it’s Perfect
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kanmom51 · 3 years
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1) For me, I dont get "insecure" when jk interacts with other members but it's a feeling more like "if he's doing this with jin/v/hobi and it's platonic, why wouldn't it be platonic with jimin too?" like, I don't really have the basis to say he's sexually attracted to jimin anymore than he is to namjoon or that he's "softer" for jimin than he is for hobi or taehyung.
2) His physical relationship, which is pretty much the only way I can judge it. with other members is the same as it is with jimin and in cases even more strained with jm. I think too that there are some things, some type of skinship he had with jm that seems special or non platonic, he could have with other members given the chance. I mean, he's kind of bit tae's ear before. I know it's perfectly normal for interactions to "overlap" in group of friends, but I'm no fortune teller either...
3) I mean, I see other couples within their group of friends and one could be squishing a different man cheeks and calling him handsome while his lover is on the side and I wouldn't think it means anything because i already know he's someone else's boyfriend. But ofc with jikook we don't know that.
4) It's not like this is a "doubt" I've always had, actually. I used to notice there were boundaries between jk and the other memebrs but i dont see them anymore. I just started looking at the bigger picture and when it came to him with jm, there wasn't much for me to say "this is so different from the way he interacts with other people". With JM I still see he treats jk way too different from other members, like I dont see him snuggling his face against jin's for example.
5) Like even jk being over jm in the BE unboxing meant little because he'd already done something like that to jin in In The Soop. And as far as I'm concerned, like that anon said, all the members mean the same to jungkook so I cant say "ah yes this same gesture is romantic with jimin but not with jin". To put it shortly, the intimacy everyone talks about, I see jungkook having that same intimacy with all the members.
6 and last) Sorry this got so long. So yeah, I might be only one person but that's what I feel. I wouldn't even say I'm "insecure" tho because I was never sure that they're together to begin with. But i guess seeing jk relating to other people is actually what holds me back from completely believing they're together.
Skinship does not make for a romantic relationship. This is something I have mentioned many times. We cannot impose our Western beliefs and culture on someone who is part of a different culture. Skinship is a thing in SK. Male friends show affection, platonic affection, in ways that would be perceived as non platonic in Western culture. That's just the way it is. So, to base a conclusion there is a romantic or sexual relationship between two men on skinship alone would be wrong.
That's not to say that even then, when it comes to the physical interaction, there isn't a difference when it comes to Jikook. The funny thing is that it's the lack of assertive skinship, at times, with those two, that is louder than anything. Those hesitant light brushes, almost touches, while with the others there is no hesitation what so ever.
But, as I said, skinship isn't why I came to the conclusion they are together. It is so much more complex than that. It's the way they look at each other, it's the way they talk to each other, it's the way the act towards each other, it's the way they talk about each other. It's the big picture, studying their behaviour and changes in behaviour towards each other over the years. The sense of intimacy between them. And to all that add the big moments, those that scream out "we're together": GCFT, GCFS, RB, MAMA 2018, the Feb 2021 Vlive, the "I was with JK" at 4 am interview, the "waking up and seeing JK" is what makes JM happy etc etc.
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kimvvantae · 3 years
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let’s talk about puzzle
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this is dumb but now that puzzle is finally over i wanna tell yall people some stuff about my nonexistent writing process and some of my thoughts on the story.
if you haven’t finished reading puzzle yet DO NOT PROCEED. mad spoilers ahead.
1 - i started writing puzzle because i hate random smut. 
don't get me wrong - i love to read good n old smut. but sometimes i got sOoOoOooOoo mad at some sex scene coming OUT OF NOWHERE or that could be completely erased and it wouldn't make a difference plotwise. so i was like. what if i write a heavily sexual story in which every sex scene has a motive/pushes the story forward somehow? so:
ch. 1. first time they fuck. they never been like that and it completely shifts their dynamics. 
ch. 2. even tho they never been like that they can’t help but fuck again. it also stablishes that y/n is just thirsty while jk is actually suffering, but he can’t stop.
ch. 3. jk accepts that he can’t have y/n the way he wants, but he at least can make their relationship sexual. he’s addicted. this time it’s also v playful, indicating that they’re both enjoying it a lot - bc that’s how things used to be between them, and it shows in the way they fuck.
ch. 4. jk is jealous. y/n also starts feeling weird bc she’s starting to like him more than a friend. she doesn’t realize that yet tho.
ch. 5 has two smut parts. the first one is right in the beginning of the chapter to show how sex became something common between them. the second part jk shows that he IS very jealous and their already fucked up relationship gets even more fucked up.
ch. 6. they make love for the first time.
ch. 7 has no smut because it wouldn’t make sense.
ch. 8. make up sex <3 it actually was going to be non-explicit, but i changed it last minute because the fic has always been heavily sexual anyways, so it wouldn’t be that unfitting.
2 - the first scene that popped up in mind was the scene where they wake up side by side in ch. 1. it wasn’t hard to elaborate the rest from there. puzzle isn’t that original anyways ✨
3 - puzzle - believe it or not - was supposed to be funny. yes, that “comedy” tag is real. i was super into umbra when i started writing puzzle (another fic of mine) which is super angsty and dark and serious and i wanted to write something opposite to that (also something easier. and yes even tho i took too fucking long to finish it puzzle wasn’t that complex to write). i don’t know each of yalls opinions but yes ?? i was trying to be funny sometimes ?? maybe my sense of humor is too fucked up 🤧🤧
4 - even tho the seulrene parts where only a plot device i ended up getting too engaged with it. the sole purpose i wrote them was so at some point irene would be owing y/n and she’d pay for the flight tickets (bc it was already stablished that y/n was a broke bitch), BUT i FELL IN LOVE with puzzle!seulgi and i wanna date her. so. bad. i wasn’t supposed to spend so much time with them but they adorable. i love happy lesbians 👯
5 - i tried really hard to depict jk as a normal dude. i think the reason why i like jk so much (and bts overall, but jk especially) it’s because he seems too much like a normal dude to me. that’s lowkey my kink
6 - my favorite chapter is chapter 6. especially the last part. i love their talk at the terrace and i love their first time making love. i honestly read that over and over again way too many times. AHH i also love the dancing scene. is this love by whitesnake is the song of the century tbh
7 - my favorite smut scenes are from ch. 3 and ch. 5. the scene from ch. 3 because i like how lighthearted it is. the scene from ch. 5 because i like how heavy and intense and fucked up it is.
8 - my least favorite chapter is chapter 4. i have no problems with it up until the part when y/n meets drunk seulgi because again i love puzzle!seulgi. tbh i just don’t like the smut part. as i said i hate random smut, and even tho i wanted to show how jk didn’t like that y/n was talking to taehyung, it feels random. also i just really wanted to write a blowjob 🤷‍♀️
9 - puzzle was supposed to end at ch. 6. lemme explain why. i had the ending yall know in mind all the time. but, as i wrote their talk at the terrace, it just made sense that y/n confessed her feelings. they’d be staring at e/o with heart eyes, they’d kiss, y/n would be like “does this kiss mean anything to you? bc to me it does” and then they’d just make happy sex. it was RATIONAL to end it there.
but i didn’t want to be rational, i wanted drama. so i made y/n swallow her feelings. i don’t regret it tho bc the scene of them making love is great ✨✨
10 - i think that y/n’s “revenge” on mike from the 1st ch. is kinda dumb. i cringe a little bit when i read it these days. y/n explaining what happened to yeri in ch. 8 was actually me trying to convince myself that it wasn’t that dumb lmao
11 - i got a little bit disappointed when puzzle blew up. as i said, i posted the 1st ch. when i was still too engaged in my other fic, umbra. umbra doesn’t have smut. so when puzzle blew up i was like ???? why is this fic i barely put any effort on blowing up, but the story i’m actually putting a lot of effort into doesn’t get nearly as much attention???? is it bc it’s smutty??? 😔😔😔
BUUUT as time went by i started to like puzzle muchhhhh more and i fell for this story. i am so so so so so so happy that so many people read it and enjoyed it! each and every feedback you guys gave me just made me appreciate this fic more. puzzle is my beautiful child and i’d kill for her ✊✊
thank you sOOOOOO much if you read up until here. this was kinda useless but i’m just keeping a record to myself. i’d also love to know your opinions on the story!!! don’t be shy 💃💃
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the-rawr-ster · 4 years
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Relationship Headcanons (HC) (I’m not finish and my dumbass posted it before I could so come back later.)
Oikawa
Okay, anyways
If you don’t believe aliens exist don’t even try to have a conversation with him
He to stay up all night and talk about conspiracy theories, so be prepared for him waking you at 3am to talk about how the CIA framed Lee Harvey Oswald for the Assassination of JFK.
He needs constant validation and reassurance
Slap his ass until it breaks
Buy him milk bread
He’ll either do everything in his power to keep you or he’ll just let you go without giving it a second thought.
When he’s overworking himself be there for him, listen to him, and reassure him that he’s a good VB player
If he’s being TOO cocky don’t be afraid to say something
Crackhead energy 24/7
Wear his team jacket, he likes it when you do it.
Y’all will either get a pet cat or a hamster
He loves movie nights, but nothing scary
Tell him I love you first, if he hasn’t said it already he’s probably just scared you’ll reject him
DO NOT PUSH HIS BUTTONS, Oikawa is petty asf, just don’t okay?
If you wanna loose him, compare him to Kageyama. He resents him because he feels inferior.
Don’t expect him to ever be home on time, he spends a lot time practicing alone. He’ll probably forget to eat, so show up with dinner in a to go box for him .
Be patient, he’s not always gonna have time for you, he is a volleyball player after all.
He can be really childish sometimes, so you’ll probably have to go all Iwa-Chan on him.
Laugh at his jokes
Be petty when a girl flirts with him. He likes that shit.
Randomly make a funny face at him in the hallway
He has a big ego, so if you ignore him when you first meet, he’ll either fall in love with you or ignore you back.
Like i said, he needs constant reassurance and for you to be patient with him. His ex left him because he was so indulged in volleyball. Oikawa is really insecure about his abilities as a setter, especially when he’s compared to Kageyama.
Kageyama is to Oikawa as Voldemort is to Hogwarts, just don’t say his name, avoid it at all costs.
He’d be someone difficult to be in a relationship with, so it’s best to start out as friends.
Movie dates for sure, y’all will definitely watch a lot of sci-fi movies
Tsukkishima
Get him dino plushies, he may not say it out loud but it’s basically canon that he like dinosaurs.
Museum dates? Yes please.
Will teach you about all the dinosaurs
A bit of a tsundere
He likes when you guys throw playful insults at eachother
Do not force him to do anything he doesn’t want to do but do encourage him
Late night face times. Like y’all will fall asleep on the phone together
Study dates, he loves study dates. Especially when he doesn’t have to be super patient with you like Hinata, but he does love to help, don’t get me wrong.
He loves it when you’re clingy. Like he acts like he doesn’t but when you hold onto his arm and stuff, he’s internally blushing.
Literally does not care about looks. He is not superficial. He thinks looks are stupid and irrelevant when it comes to love.
Will definitely give you a pet name like idiot
Hug him, hug him, hug him. He likes it. He really likes it.
He’s emotionally constipated though, so if he doesn’t say I love you back, don’t take it to heart.
Definitely wants you to focus on your own goals. Will aggressively make sure you to focus on it and stuff.
If you’re not eating, he will force feed you.
You’ll probably have to scold him though for being mean to Hinata and Kageyama.
You guys hurled insults at each other when you met.
If you’re short he will definitely tease you and hold things high up in the air
Do not push him to tell you how he’s feeling. He will immediately close off and push you away
Tsukki is a jealous bean. Like if you’re unintentionally flirting with someone he’ll act like he doesn’t care but then he’ll act out whew
Tsukki puts his education first just for the record
Lev
Omg so wholesome
You guys go on cute dates, like fairs and stuff. He even wins you teddy bears and other prizes.
He definitely said I love you first
He does point out how short you are but not because he’s teasing you.
He needs lots of attention
Like a lot
Cause he’s like a puppy
He will bother you just because he’s bored
He just wants to lay in bed all day with you and cuddle
Horror movies don’t scare him because he’s seen the worst from Yaku
Probably wants you to beat up Yaku for him
He’s not really good with serious stuff. Scratch that, he doesn’t take ANYTHING seriously.
He’s really blunt so he might end up offending you at some point
He’s super tall so he grabs anything that you can’t reach and then makes fun of you for it.
You’re the Sugawaura to his chaos
You definitely keep him grounded
Bear hugs, he loves them.
No French kissing tho
Lots of head pats
NSFW stuff is the last thing on his mind so just wait until he’s ready
You guys might get into arguments often because of your clashing personalities but at the end of the day you both love each other
Mad Dog
He’s literally bakugou quirkless and playing volleyball
Very very possessive. He will not let any male near you (which in reality is v toxic)
Movie night? Slasher films all day. You guys watch them religiously.
Skips class just for you
You probably tease him a lot and he goes all angry chihuahua on you and you can’t help but laugh because you think it’s adorbs
He’s 100% the big spoon, there is no arguing about it.
He loves you but he won’t tell you that because he’s emotionally constipated
He’s v touch starved
Reassure him of your love and feelings for him because he definitely thinks you’ll leave him because of his “violent nature”.
Y’all definitely go to a skating rink for a date. Idky but he just has that vibe about him.
Your outfit colors ALWAYS match
DO NOT MAKE HIM JEALOUS
Do not push his buttons
Those are just Nonos, he will become FERAL
Human interaction? Gross.
Y’all are like that quiet couple at a party
People are very concerned about your relationship despite it being perfectly fine
He shows his love for you by watching your everyday habits
Sugawaura
COFFEE DATES
y’all bake eachother cookies and brownies all the time
You get those couple necklaces and bracelets
Probs packs your lunch the night before
You’re that couple in the hallway that’s always saying I love you
When you have to hang up you both keep saying goodbye
His teammates gag at y’all’s PDA
He helps you with everything
No seggs until marriage for him
You guys are super goody together and have singing competitions and stuff
He’s super perceptive of all your habits so he can tell when you’re in a mood or something
He knows everything you like
You definitely said I love you first
Despite being perceptive he was definitely oblivious to his feelings
Omg imagine him being a father, adorable
Will clean and organize your room because you keep procrastinating
He can be super clingy but Sometimes he just needs space
He likes it when you call him babe or baby wholesome
He might nag sometimes and it gets annoying and you might argue
School before everything else
Kageyama ( almost a mirror of Oikawa)
NO PDA because he thinks he’s a tough guy
However, expect to be bragged about in front of Oikawa.
He’s like the others, so give him lots of reassurance
Your relationship is just so chill bruh. Like fast food takeout as a date? Yes
He really appreciates it when you go to his games, but don’t cheer for him because he will get distracted
Expect Hinata to be over at All times because despite him brushing him off all the time he high key loves him
Fall asleep with him on the couch and hold his hand. He loves it.
Buy him milk. Do not drink his milk.
Don’t expect him to propose to you. If he does he’s probably really really nervous
He likes to have time by himself so give him space sometimes
Be clingy sometimes but not all the time
He’s like a dark and broody version of Oikawa so when he’s practicing late by himself or with Hinata, bring him food.
You’ve gotta be super duper goofy. Like goof off with him during dinner.
Loves taking walks with you at night. Hand in hand, with you leaning in to him.
You have to have thick skin because sometimes he might criticize you without realizing it
Tease him when he pouts like a lil baby
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witcher-ot3 · 3 years
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List of Iorveth/Roche WiPs
Because somethings I like to torment myself by showing how many fucking things I’m working on. Doesn’t help that lately, I’ve started a new WiP every time I get stuck in another fic. So, in no particular order (literally just how the tabs are ordered in my window lmao), here are all my Iorveth/Roche WiPs
2 fics in the Petals and Stripes ‘verse - one with Roche’s POV straight after and one of the Stripes’ POV as they deal with the aftermath... and try to help their boss woo Iorveth. Surprising no one, they’re terrible at it.
Curse breaking WiP where True Love’s Kiss strong emotion for one’s enemy saves Iorveth’s life. And then he, Roche, and Triss team up to go save the Scoia’tael.
Roche’s POV WiP set before they first meet. Includes some nice knife and blood kink during a face off between Iorveth and Roche. No idea where this one is going.
Eye On You Chapter 3, for which the plan is thigh-fucking. That’s it, that’s all I got.
Fake dating casefic (The Curious Case of the Murivel Resort for Couples). rn they’re playing strip gwent and I somehow signed up to write 5 different gwent games for this 😢
Competitive makeouts (The Chase) rn they’re spiderman kissing, but there’s gonna be a conspiracy plot that Iorveth has to reveal.
New ‘verse involving Iorveth/Roche/Kayran and Roche/Foltest lmao. First WiP is Roche running into Iorveth during his monthly fuckdate with the Kayran... and then joining in. Second WiP is a comparison of Roche’s two relationships and how they make him feel. For some reason, I framed it around the Chivalric Virtues from Blood & Wine and made it a 5+1 lol
Pining and Poignards, a WiP in which there is pining and stabbing lol. A poignard is a type of knife, which Iorveth generously “gifts” to Roche. rn Iorveth is sneaking around the army base and has just caught Roche masturbating. I...only sort of know where I’m going with this one.
Tittyfucking. That’s it, that’s the plot lmao. Iorveth is a lil obsessed with Roche’s chest and attempts to fuck it.
Gross Gremlin Man aka Iorveth prefers Roche nasty and sweaty. Uh... I just started this one and somehow it went from “huh, why do I not mind Roche when he’s all sweaty” to “hmm, I think I’m gonna steal his clothes and smell them while I touch myself” and I’m still working on the transition from one to the other lol
Red is the Rose Chapters 3+4 - Ch3 is about ready for posting, but I’m trying to figure out how much of the events of W2 to cover or if I should just skip all of them and get to the post-W2 plot.
Fun fact: all of those WiPs above are in 1 document because I like to make life difficult for Google Docs. But the other docs are all specific ‘verses (or themes) and these ones are theoretically standalone. Theoretically.
More standalones
Letters - a post-W3 WiP where Roche is running Temeria and hates it and starts receiving letters from Iorveth (sealed with a forget me not in wax).
WiP where they both get captured and imprisoned in a magic cell and whoops, sex ends up happening... and then their teams come rescue them.
Cuddles with the Commander - continuation of Pride of Temeria, where Roche wakes up cuddled up with Pillow Tits and his team.
Fire Breathing - a Meet the Family WiP where Iorveth is hanging with the Stripes and PT decides to demonstrate how to breathe fire. Iorveth is more than slightly freaked out that humans have this ability.
Iorveth gangbang - uh yeah, what it says on the tin. The Blue Stripes take Iorveth apart under Roche’s guidance.
Different first meeting identity porn WiP - they meet in Flotsam just as the Scoia’tael is starting to get formed. Neither knows who the other is, but they have amazing sex and every time they’re in Flotsam together, they meet up again. But Iorveth, of course, leads the Scoia’tael, and Roche has been tasked with hunting them down.
Crones WiP - Roche went to the Crones to plead for his men back. He gets them back - but as ghosts. He also gets assigned to help work on a cure to the Catriona plague, and it turns out one of the people already working on it is Iorveth. I literally just want Blue Stripes ghosts laughing at Roche’s bad flirting, but somehow it’s mostly angst rn ooops
Love Shack WiPs
First Time WiP - this one is so close to being done dammit. It’s actually the first WiP I ever started for this pairing and it just needs like 2 more orgasms aaaaahhhhhh
Medicine WiP - morning after their first time, they have a discussion about scars and medicine and how elven medicine is way better than human medicine. Not at all based on the billions of medical procedures I’m going through or anything.
PWP Ovi WiP - uh yeah, this one is just pure porn. rn Iorveth is giving Roche his eggs and Roche is loving it.
The Picture Says It All - next is gonna be a sketch of Roche hard at work hunched over a desk and Iorveth is all “no, this is wrong, he’s meant to be wielding a sword and fighting me”
The Haunting of Barrack 8B - Adda!! Adda is officially getting introduced in the next part, which is good, ‘cause she’s important in this ‘verse (and in my heart)
Roche builds Iorveth a home WiP - oh yeah, I stalled out because I realized I had to establish Roche and Rinn’s friendship before she could give him a hint about making a nest for Iorveth
Long Live the King - WiP about Roche’s relationship with Foltest, some of what he’s done for the King, how Iorveth feels about it, and then the big finale for this ‘verse, which I will leave secret for now.
Don’t Cry For Me, Temeria WiPs These are only the ones that have actual WiPs started, because believe me, I have a LOT more ideas
(Im)Perfect Strangers ch 27 - time for Roche to step up his wooing. Featuring dinner, dancing, and gift giving. And, of course, it wouldn’t be me without misunderstandings lol.
Between Two Fools Ch 8 - I’m working on getting this out as soon as I can. Just gotta finish writing their sex from the end of (Im)Perfect Strangers ch 26
Unlucky Number Thirteen - I want to write about how he starts spying for Roche and their developing kinda mentorship relationship
Silas’s story - he’s literally JUST joined the Stripes and I need to write how he and Thirteen work closely together but also this poor anxious boy is like 3 seconds from a heart attack at all times rn. It will get better tho.
Earning Your Stripes ch 2 - the first time. This chap will actually have porn! But first I gotta finish writing it lol. Rn Ves and Finch are double teaming Fenn and PT and Thirteen are in subspace cuddling with Roche, but soon they’ll get to join in too.
break (v /brāk/): to destroy someone's resistance - cnc WiP where Iorveth asks Roche to break him - and Roche has a lot of fun doing so as they pretend to fight like they’re still enemies.
Bath House - this was SUPPOSED to be a porny lil thing where Roche talks dirty to Iorveth while they’re stuck being proper for the kids, and then finally they get some alone time. But what it also turned into is that Anais and Thirteen equally hate baths lmao. Boussy loves them tho. He’s a hedonist, while Anais is just bored and Thirteen is like a cat with water.
Tutti Ch 2 - Iorveth begins to compose a symphony for Roche about their love story.
Daggers, Dumplings, and Dresses - the Elihal/Hattori side story. Not gotten much written so far - mostly just Elihal reflecting on his friendship with Iorveth.
The First Rule of Fight Club ch 2 - Ves now has time to think about what Ciaran said about Roche not being worthy of her loyalty. And also about how Ciaran’s skin tasted when she bit him.
Dragonfucking - another PWP WiP featuring a threesome with Saskia... except Roche still doesn’t know about the whole dragon thing, so he’s in for a surprise.
Water Balloon Fight - silly lil WiP where the Scoia’tael and the Blue Stripes have a water balloon fight. PT is the ref.
Baby Mama - lmao yes that is what it’s listed as in my doc. Not gonna say a lot about this, but will probably be a longer piece. Set in the distant future in DCfM,T.
Tempt Not a Desperate Man ‘verse Yeah, does anyone know what this is? It’s the ‘verse that started with Devour What’s Truly Yours and so far has nothing else published oops
Part 2 - in which they actually have to face each other again and figure out where they stand. And then there’s some fisting.
The Chaperon - Iorveth decides to make Roche a chaperon since the last one was sacrificed as a cum rag
Human Bootlicker - Iorveth makes a joke about Roche surrendering on his knees when he gets the upper hand in a fight between the Blue Stripes and the Scoia’tael - and then Roche actually does.
Elven Baths - so it’s kinda a thing in this ‘verse that they end up meeting and fucking in the elven baths in the Flotsam forest. As in, the legend about “if you’re in love, you can still hear the lovers’ sighs in the garden” came to being because Roche is fucking loud lmao. Also, roses of remembrance. 😉
Sort of series fics, but technically stand alone. AKA apparently I decided I wanted to do Themes. 
Theme 1: Possessiveness aka all the kinky sex kinda embarrassed to admit to these which is dumb because fuck shame
Piss fic - uh, kinda what it sounds like? Roche decides to be an asshole and refuses to move out of the way when Iorveth tries to get to the bathroom - and somehow this turns into Iorveth pissing on his crotch.
Come inflation + piss fic - Roche gets a potion that makes him come a lot. Iorveth likes it and wants more.
Possessiveness - Iorveth has feelings about his nemesis and Roche does not know how to feel about this.
Tentacles + Breeding - a tentacle/vine plant instinctively tries to lay its eggs in Roche. Iorveth is not okay with this plant going for his enemy... until it turns out Roche is very much here for it. And also for Iorveth fertilizing the eggs after they’ve been laid.
Dream - Roche dreams about Iorveth being an elven king and himself being essentially Iorveth’s plaything, to use and to show off
Theme 2: King Roche aka hey, wouldn’t it be funny if he ended up in charge? He would hate it so much
Murder husbands - Iorveth breaks into the palace and finds the very unhappy “King” Roche, then they go run away and kill war criminals together. But of course Roche could never abandon Temeria, so he’s still in charge by day. But by night, it’s murder time.
Okay, technically this has like a line written for it, BUT bodyguard AU where Roche knows he’s gonna get assassinated without protection once he becomes king, and only Iorveth is allowed to kill him. So only makes since for Iorveth to become his bodyguard. 
Arranged Marriage AU - inspired by softestpunk’s The Gift, I literally just want cracky fun where they are forced to get married and they hate it but also fall in love. That’s it, that’s the story.
Holy fuck, I have a lot of WiPs. But I think that’s all the Iorveth/Roche ones. Which is not to say I don’t have more, but rn, I am hyperfixated on these idiots, so these are the ones I am actively writing.
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rosyerim · 5 years
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pocket sized!nct dream
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basically nct dream but,,,they can fit in your hand,,, also mark isn’t here but I couldn't find a dream gif w/o mark 
haechan;
usually sitting ontop of your right shoulder, judging every task you do
“why does your handwriting resemble chicken scratch?”
“your hair is greasy, you should wash it”
“that ramen isn't cooked properly, the water is too hot!”
“haechan I will throw you in the pot”
he shuts up realll quick
but then he's back to whining & will only shut up if you give him half a cookie since he can't finish it whole
he loves a good ole KUWTK marathon but you have to remind him he is not actually Kim kardashian and you’re not his assistant
once he was looking for his your headphones & started snapping his fingers at you to get them lol you weren't happy
he doesn't even have to try but haechan can make you laugh at literally anything he’s just naturally funny 
so whenever you’re in a bad mood, the boys send him out to you to sooth you & it usually works lmao
is like your own personal stylist, he makes sure to check out your outfit before you go out anywhere
when he doesn't like it he just gives you a certain look up and down
“you don’t like it? whats wrong w it?”
“that top with those heels? whats right with it?
renjun;
steals your pencils that are basically stubs so he can do some drawing of his own :’((
makes you stay up late with him to watch conspiracy theories about the universe but then falls asleep on your phone screen 20 mins in
loves when you buy little stones for yourself, for like protection & well being, etc and renjun will spends hours wiping them down & researching everything he can on the stones
uses your phone just so he can learn how to do ballet from the comfort of your house but is still too shy to show you a dance routine for now
hates hates scary stuff but insists on watching the documentary about serial killers & afterwards he usually ends up sleeping on the pillow your head is on because he swears he's being watched lol
prefers sleeping in your hoodie pockets but has had one too many near death experiences with you not realising & catching him as he falls out so now you carefully pick up any article of clothing you own
likes the piano tiles app because he can basically play it using his lil feets 
he also beats your high score so you're lowkey salty but so long as he’s happy 
comes to you first about all his problems & likes to have a lil venting session with you & him cuddled in the armchair, sharing a cup of hot chocolate because he doesn't like bitter things
sometimes when you’re feeling kinda down he sits down on your shoulder & sings to you softly in chinese because he doesn't want you to,,,feel alone,,,my heart,,,,take it(●´□`)♡
jeno;
the quietest boy out of the six and the sweetest little boy ever :’((
brings you flowers he picked out of your neighbours garden covered in dirt because he saw how stressed out you were abt studying & reminds you to drink your water <33
likes to sit on your lap watching morning cartoons, giggling away behind his tiny bowl of cereal 
is best friends with the next door neighbours cat yet is deathly allergic to them??
he nearly scared you one morning when you were woken up by jeno’s teeny screams from around your house but turns out he was just riding on the cats back
you ended up having to take care of him for two days since he got super sick
you tried to scold him but he was still on the high from being up so high so he's just like 
“okay I'm sorry I won't do it again (。◝‿◜。)”
goes on random junk food hunts around your kitchen, can be found eating half a dorito chip in your cupboard at 3am mood
has a newfound love for asmr’s & if you ever lose your phone, worry not because jeno has it & is watching; long nails tapping different objects for two hours, no talking, only sounds 
also looooves dancing so he likes free styling with jisung by the radio & gets all shy & blushy when you compliment him 
jaemin;
lives in your shirt pocket because its 1) close to your heart & 2) very warm in there & 3) doesn’t have to leave your side!!
loves you v much & expresses it by leaving little pecks on your fingertips :’)))
likes to sleep on your fluffy plushies because its super comfy to him
his favourite is obvi ryan
fave spot is standing on your counter doing the best he can to help you bake sweet treats
imagine him standing holding up a whisk attempting to mix the wet ingredients with the dry ones but ending up falling :(( 
bub gets sad because he's afraid he messed it up but gets happy again when you set him on decorating the cakes :)) he’s super concentrate & even goes as far as to write your name best he can with icing
if its long then he just writes ur nickname 
likes to spend some of his free time reading books
the first time you were really confused on why your english book standing on its spine, had pages opening randomly 
turns out it was just jaemin being an intellectual
 you end up helping him flick the pages tho after he gets a paper cut :(
he really milks it tho like
“oh no y/n my hand is in pieces, I think im dying ε-(≖д≖﹆)”
but once you give him a hello kitty bandaid & hugs he's okay
chenle;
likes to sit in the palm of your hand & talk to you about how your day went & about how his day went & the birds he saw in the sky today & how he likes ice cream & basically it’s him babbling away to you
but you don't mind it, he's so endearing :’)
goofiest little man, tells you random jokes he heard on the radio & gets all smiley when you laugh at them, even if they're not funny
makes you play dominos with him but by the time he's gotten three standing up, you've got the whole thing set up
doesn't stop him from pushing the first one down and shrieking in delight when they all fall in sync aw cute baby
he also watches some KUWTK w/ haechan as he loves the drama & he picks up the lingo 
“hey lele have you seen my phone?im so annoyed I can't find it”
“omg there are literally people dying y/n ੧| ‾́ー ‾́ |੭”
you end up banning them from watch it 
even tho he’s small he eats a loooott
he will eat an entire bowl of ramen if you let him & you try to stop him but all he has to do it be like
“please let me eat it all y/n i wont get sick i love u uwuଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧”
“oh of course you can you cutie here you go (n˘v˘•)¬”
he ends up with a tummy ache, again so you’re looking after him, again
not that you mind, he's the babiest of babies (˵¯͒⌄¯͒˵)
jisung;
can be found sleeping on top of the fluffiest make up brush you own
sleeps everywhere, likes sleeping under your carpet??
when you try waking him up he just falls back asleep in your hand :,))
if he's not sleeping, he's free styling by your radio and you can't help but record it
swears he doesn't like your slime yet you've had to help him out of multiple sticky sticky situations because he got too excited playing with your strawberry scented slime
watched one episode of gordon ramsay & swears he's the masterchef 
“aii that’s not how you fry the rice! you need to wait until it sizzles dude do you even know what you’re doing?!”
you set him down in the timeout corner
but he’s just chilling like
“if I get food poisoning its your fault (。・・。)”
picks up the local whiteboy lingo after he listens to his “lit asf playlist”
will randomly say aye & start nae naeing to you like, tapping your pen on the desk when you're studying 
won't admit it but loves when you cup him in your hands & sway him from side to side & he trusts you enough not to drop him
also has a weird habit of surfboard in the sink with a barbie surfboard & tells you to blow on the water so he can “surf”
you do it tho because his little giggles fill your heart
bonus; imagine all of them in little onesies of their fave animals & little cute hoods ♡✧。 (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡
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episode 9 thoughts
revolver vs playmaker round 1 hype! i somehow took another 19 screenshots this episode, even though it was mostly dueling. i guess these are just getting longer as the plot picks up, lol. 
so first off:
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this line, plus the little montage that follows it, i love. i love how they demonstrate what is going on in his head without telling us straight up yet. i love the air of mystery vrains managed to keep for it’s first season. we didn’t learn about our protag’s backstory until episode 20 or so. that’s so cool! 
but yeah, yeah, mr. emissary of revenge.
i’ll talk a bit more about yusaku later. this is our first full episode with revolver, so he’ll be what i talk a lot about for this one. first off,
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this line makes me laugh so much now that i know what’s to come. yeah, you didn’t care who he was at first, but later on you care so much that you risk eeeeeeeverything because of it, you absolute fool. i love you.
he also brings up the ignis, to yusaku’s surprise.
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more so he acquired it and gave up trying to figure out what it is. again, i love the mystery here. how this line gets you questioning what is it? what do you know? and for me, originally, it also had me wondering are you really the bad guy here? 
i love that shit. arc v has some amazing foreshadowing, but i feel like nobody really talks about how vrains actually had some and some really cool set ups, too. i don’t think it tops a5′s, no matter how... ridiculous, we’ll say, it got at the end, but this sets up the 43 reveal really nicely, because he doesn’t really explain anything else other than ignis bad here lol.
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this also sets up revolver as a character pretty well, and also i did kind of laugh bc it sets up the rest of vrains, as well. everything in this show is so high stakes lol. a lot of people complained that it made some of the death scenes feel cheap, because every fuckin duel was life or death, and while i agree to an extent, it also is kinda cool when you think about how yusaku’s perspective on dueling was only challenged once, and that happened in the first 10 episodes lmao. dueling really is life or death in vrains, and i like that it doesn’t try and prove yusaku wrong for the most part on that.
moving onto everyone’s favorite meme speech:
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i know people meme this to death, but i think it’s a good look at who revolver is, and sparks the beginnings of why part of the fandom thinks him an anti hero. because what he’s saying isn’t... it isn’t an evil thing to say, he’s even saying he wants people to wake up so they don’t destroy themselves and the world they’ve built, but i digress on the anti hero thing.
for another thing, though, we don’t really know right now that AI can have free will. i talked about it in my episode 1 thoughts, but vrains is a series that asks a lot of questions regarding free will, and what it means to be a human -- or to be real. revolver talks about breathing and having a heartbeat, but does that mean you don’t have emotions? your own thoughts and feelings? does that mean you can’t connect to others? revolver thinks yes, because he’s been conditioned to think of the ignis as evil and world destroying. had ai not gone off the deep end after s2, i think he would’ve come to accept that free will means that you can choose for yourself whether you’re good or bad, or whether you want to do good or bad things.
the other thing that’s interesting here is him referencing fake bonds. i think he’s talking about the KOH lackeys that they utilize throughout this season. they don’t really understand, they don’t believe in his cause, they just think he’s cool or they’re doing something cool or whatever. it’s a fairly thoughtless existence, and revolver recognizes it for what it is.
it also calls to question his relationship with his father -- the internet world is fiction. yes, the KOH were able to recreate his father’s brain into LV. but he’s essentially a dead man in the real world. he obviously understands this well, considering he’s the one that takes care of his father irl. i wonder if he holds some resentment, since it really seemed like he didn’t get to spend much time with his father until he was recreated in LV.
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also, he apologizes here. you could not think much of it, but because i’m me, and clearly i like thinking way too much about everyone in this show, i’m going to do just that.
this is a stark contrast from the finale of s2, where revolver has completely lost himself and doesn’t care about anything else but fulfilling his father’s wish. it’s also a stark contrast to how he thinks of playmaker after he says his three things speech and revolver starts putting the pieces together on his identity. 
he’s enjoying himself a little here,
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but ultimately, he doesn’t care who he’s dueling. he himself doesn’t ever go after anyone he deems unnecessary -- hence the amount of lackeys. watching him lose himself this season all over again is going to be fun, lmao.
anyways, though,
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honestly, much as i loved s3, i missed ai’s little quips like this lol. vrains has such a serious tone to it, which i love, but i also love these quick little moments of fun.
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as a filthy shipper, i could go on and on about this, but i won’t. all i’ll say is i love how they are two sides of the same coin, and i love how vrains paints that picture here for us.
all we really know about yusaku so far is 
1) he’s awful with people/doesn’t care about making friends 2) he’s got a strong, but self centered, sense of justice and 3) he will fulfill his mission at all costs
the reason all the revolver vs playmaker duels were so enjoyable for me, at least, was because of how determined they both were. i love a5, it was my second fave series for a long time, but reiji vs yuya never felt like this. i haven’t watched zexal yet (i know, shame me), but in 5ds, jack vs yusei had a bit of this, but they were friends at their core. best friends. and gx was a mess with the rivalries, lol, so we won’t go there. anyways, my point here is that i really, really missed that. these two felt like actual rivals.
anyways, though, then we get this:
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to which ai asks how long have you been able to do this? and after a quick shot of yusaku during the lost incident, he says:
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this is the biggest thing i wish they hadn’t dropped or just starting ignoring for the most part in vrains. was this why yusaku was the sixth child??? i know takeru doesn’t really have this, or at least not that i remember, but do any of the other children? spectre could sense when earth was erased -- is that because earth was born from him, or is it because of link sense to some degree? or is the LI why yusaku developed link sense? if that’s the case, what made him different? ryoken’s interference?
and speaking of ryoken when it comes to link sense,
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is that where his ability to control datastorms comes from??? i know he does one single thing with the storms in s2, but is that like, it? do we ever get to hear about why he can do this? i don’t remember oof. you’d think for how much i write about him, i would know this off hand lol. but seriously, i wonder if his influence in the LI caused yusaku to gain his link sense, and if it somehow effected him, too. that would’ve been so cool to see as a mini arc, or plot point, in s2, but kmoney had to shill a certain deck LOL (i kid i love takeru a lot)
moving on again, though,
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if this was how this card worked in the TCG i’d actually still have it in my rokket deck, probs LOL
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i love how vrains uses the link summoning chants as a way to get into character’s heads. not as hype as other summoning chants from other series or even vrains, but i really like them.
this is obviously a reference to stardust road. it’s subtle, but it’s there, and that’s so nifty. i didn’t even realize until i was rewatching this episode today that it was a reference to stardust road, or could at least be taken that way.
also,
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this. this is so funny to me. ai is so offended that revolver somehow ripped this program. also, does this imply that windy, too, ripped ai’s program? or that he gave it to windy, back before he went all corrupt-y?
then there’s more duel stuff, but this is getting really long again, so i’ll stop myself there lol. i’ll probably watch another episode or two later since it looks my tentative plans have been cancelled lol. that’s fine by me tho, i’m sleepy, and there’s nothing more relaxing then getting to watch my favorite show~
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byul-bit-arae · 6 years
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Boyfriend Taeyong
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“When I fall in love, it will be forever.  Or I’ll never fall in love. In a restless world like this is–   Love is ended before it’s begun. And too many moonlight kisses, Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun."
*Silently slides this across the table and leaves* I'll just leave this here.
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Ok but
Ok ok ok 
*Grabs tissues, blankets, desserts* gotta get real ready for this now
*Pushes up virtual glasses bc I always forget to wear mine shh we don't talk about that* boyfriend taeyong you say?
Well I saY GTFO I DONT WANNA DIE OF TOO MUCH FEELS SIS
Ok jk come back ere I would die everyday for one (1) human being and that's Lee Taeyong
.. wait wat
Anyway
This kid dude is literally t h e best bf you could ever have like what ????
You see all those shitty posts/texts/ads about perfect boyfriends??? Yeah just like that
Or maybe better
Way better
Taeyong would love you with A L L OF HIS HEART 
He's basically a five-year-old who only sees you, and like, nothing else.
Except for chocolate but like, nothing else
Like before you guys start dating
And that would probably be a GOOD while bc this pure lil child doesn't even know what dating is (no I'm serious have you seen that article)
Srsly tho 
Not just that but he seems to me like the type to take relationships very seriously 
Like blind dates and one night stands wouldn't be his thing, he wouldn't fancy them and just, no
He probably believes in those fictional perfect love stories
And is well aware it might take time to find the right person and is okay with waiting his whole life for it
He just secretly hopes it's soon k
And then he meets u
And wow Lee Taeyong the quiet cold-ish dude who?
More like LEE TAEYONG THE CUTEST FLUSTERED AWKWARD BALL OF FLUFF
When he saw you the first time he could swear he got like star struck or something
He gets all flustered at everything you do and he doesn't know why
Like WHAT IS HAPPENING WHY AM I BEING LIKE THIS WHAT IS THIS 
BODY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
BRAIN WHAT IS THIS MESS
HEART STOP POUNDING LIKE CRAZY OKAY THANKS
Like you smile and he's a mess, you just sit there and he's a mess, you pout and he's a mess, you look at him and he's a M E S S ™
And he doesn't even know why bc he never felt like this towards someone
He'd probably meet you through one of the members
Yuta, your close friend, finally decided to introduce you to his 'brothers'
He calls them his brothers but then it took him like three years to introduce you guys bc he's one hell of an overprotective best friend, or mom, over you
"Hey guys I can't believe I'm doing this but this is my little cute precious best friend Y/N and no you can't talk to her"
"Um yuta pls calm down"
Anyways
So the first meeting goes on great I mean the guys are all super kind and funny 
And so you start meeting them more often!!
And Taeyong--
istg this kid--
Like he sees you, and some fictional chibi monster starts gnawing at his insides
#SaveLeeTaeyong2k18
Like you noticed how he's kind of quiet around you and stuff but then yuta reassured you saying he's just a bit introverted and it'd take him time to open up
Bc tbh you actually thought he didn't really fancy your presence?? Since he looked really quiet and basically expressionless? and you'd like catch him glaring holes into your head from the corner of your eye??
BUT GURL LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS JUST WAY TOO WHIPPED HE KEEPS STARING DROOLING AT YOU
IT'S JUST THAT HIS POKER FACE LOOKS A BIT INTIMIDATING
BUT HE'S REALLY ALL UNDER YOUR SPELL OK LIKE YOU'RE SOME FALLEN ANGEL OR IDK OK.
ANYWAYS.
So it'd take him some time to start being comfortable around you
Considering that he's an introvert; a whipped introvert to be exact
But eventually you guys will get friendlier
And that would make him know more stuff about you and wow he never thought he could like you even more but here we are ??
Also the way you take care of the dreamies just !!! Makes his heart go !!!!!!
You just find them really cute and feel the need to protect them from all evil
Also winwin, bc take notes, winwin invented cute 
And how you'd be especially close to mark 
And you'd be his fav noona too
Aw.
And how you're so so kind w the older guys too
And Taeyong just-- admires you so so much
Bc he loves his friends so dearly and the fact that you love them too and take care of his beloved ones makes him so happy, he just appreciates it a lot
And legit keeps staring at you from a distance with a sweet smile as you put a scarf over jisung before he goes out or you hand winwin a new book about Korean poetry that you bought for him
And then probably Johnny passes by and lightly smacks his head to wake him from his day dreams and whispers
"Dude stop that's so creepy"
Oh btw
Everyone in the dorm knows about his crush on you
E V E R Y O N E .
Probably even their pets
This child is so bad at not getting flustered at the mere thought of you someone protecc
And the guys tease him the whole time omg
Like even the younger ones
He swears to ground them like ten times a day but ends up forgetting bc he'd be so flustered
AND SO ONE DAY 
You probably get left in the dorm alone w him
Don't ask me how yuta agreed to that ok I might be the author but evEN IDK K BYE.
And so you start chatting
Probably while cleaning the mess made by another seventeen wild horses
And you both find it funny how at first you were so so distant and awkward
And now here you are casually picking up chenle's underwear from the floor and throwing it with the laundry
And you tell him how you thought he was unfriendly at first and he laughs it off
And he tells you how he watched how you treated his brothers before opening up to you
And you're like ooOooOOoH so that's why, I thought you were glaring @ me and you actually hated me
And ty would literally snap like ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS DEEP IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE MY WHOLE LIFE---
And you're like wait what
And he's like wait what.
DING! NEW LEVEL OF SOFT UNLOCKED
HE WOULD BE LITERALLY FREAKING OUT AND NOT KNOWING WHAT TO SAY HIS BRAIN WOULD BE ALL LIKE UNKNOWN ERROR ABORT MISSION A B O R T MISSIO--
"Taeyong it's okay I like you too
It's actually really relieving since I thought you didn't feel the same so I was a bit gloomy"
And then he apologizes for the misunderstanding
And at that moment jeno barges in and he's like um sorry am I interrupting something
And before you say anything he's like oh shit I'm really interrupting something sorry BYEEEE
But then he opens the door again and he's like okay ONE last question hyung did you ask her out yet
And ty is like jeNO I SWEAR TO GOD
And then when jeno leaves bc he realizes he needs to run for his life or else he'll spend the night in the streets,
It's really awkward before you're like
"so uh.. how about we grab some coffee? Like a first date?"
And taeyong tries his best to muster up a good answer until the word "date" leaves your mouth and he's like 1010101010011101 error shutdown sorry.
Anyways so you go out to this cute coffee shop and that's your first awkward date full of tingling feels and chibi monsters gnawing on your insides.
You probably frequent that coffee shop a lot more often after that
Bc coffee shop dates w taeyong are just so adorable
And he's adorable
*mark silently dragging my crying whipped ass away*
Arcade dates are also your thing
Since he's a little bit too obsessed with games
He loves museums too so he'd bring you to a lot of them
Especially art museums
And you're like why should we go when I've got a whole piece of art in front of me
And he blushes and smiles
Late late night dates
Where you just walk around like fools at like three in the morning bc neither of you could sleep
And you probably grab some ice cream
Okay I'm making it sound like you'd be such an outdoor couple when you're not lmao
Okay not rlly
But my point is that you'd prefer cuddling in bed all day over any of those
Not only in bed but really everywhere
Y'all are just so cute and soft
Skinship skinship and a lot of skinship
He can't stay like ten seconds without touching you
idk like he has to grab your hand or hug you or have you hug him or juST BE IN PHYSICAL CONTACT W YOU OK LIKE HE MIGHT DIE OR SMG OK
But there are some small cute things you notice he likes
Like back hugging you when you're doing literally anything
Like you'd be cooking or washing the dishes or freaking wiping away the dust or just looking out the window and he'd waddle to you as if his skinship'o'meter is hitting a critically low level and he needs urgent recharge
He'd then slowly wrap his arms around you so so gently yet you still feel like his whole world depends on that hug
90% of the time he'd rest his chin on your shoulder
Okay not his chin but technically press his lips against your shoulder, crook of neck, neck, collarbones, hairline, the skin behind your ear, your jawline, basically anywhere he could reach
Like they aren't even kisses his lips would just ever so softly ghost around your skin and his nose would nuzzle your crooks
You're dead if you're ticklish
He also likes intertwining fingers
Like not even all fingers but two or three
He'd love link your index and ring fingers as you walk, lay around and whenever he holds your hand which is often
He love love loves when you play with his hair
Kittyong anybody?
Esp as you praise him
Or you cup his cheeks and then your hands slowly creep to his ears and then to play with the hair on the back of his head
Or simply when you're laying down as he rests on your chest
He looooves doing that
Like he doesn't even care if you're boobless he just really loves that 
Sometimes while having really deep conversations
Or when you're cheering him up if he's ever having a rough time
Like you'd gently caress his hair as you tell him all the things you love about him
If he's really really down he'd silently cry and hugs you tighter 
And then end up falling asleep to your soft soothing voice and touch
He's usually very cheerful and hyper though
You'd love spending time in the kitchen tgt
Flour fights aren't that common bc he's usually tidy but they do happen so watch out
He loves cooking for you
And LOVES when you cook for him
Like even the simplest things
You don't really have to be that good at cooking like you'd crack him an egg and he'd be as happy as if you've served him a full course meal
He'd teach you how to cook but wouldn't let you do it like tf
He says to use those skills when he's not home
Although whenever he's leaving for some time he'd stack up the fridge w food that would probably last a year
Very random kisses
Like very random listen to me
You'd be like watching TV or something and he'd suddenly turn and peck your cheek then go back to watching
And you're like ?????
And he's like nothing I just wanted to do it
And you're like ????? uwu
Man I could talk about him all day but no one can afford this 
This is already way longer than all my other boyfriend posts wsdswdsdwdswdws
He just wants to be loved okay give my boi some sarang
Just kidding give him all the sarang lmao
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No really I'm serious.
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invaderzia1 · 5 years
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Summertime Sadness (Reiner Braun x Female!Reader) (Modern Au)
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Not associated with that one song :) yo this was supposed to come out beginning of summer but look where we are now huh
Everything hurt. There was a distinct pain in the back of your throat and your nose was very clogged. As you began to awaken more, it became ever clear that this was your allergies again. The past couple days have been quite painful for you, but something about today felt different. Sitting up in bed, rubbing away the sleep from your eyes, you saw your boyfriend laying next to you, quietly scrolling through his phone. The burly male turned towards you, smiling up at you.
“Morning, sunshine.” He said.
You opened your mouth to speak, but only a faint croak of words came out. Your eyes widened as the truth of what was wrong set in. Reiner stared back at you, a dorky grin forming on his face. There was still a dull pain in your throat and a noticeable scratchieness.
“Babe, can you get me some water?” You croaked out, cringing at how your voice sounded.
Reiner held in his laugh, not wanting to land on your bad side, and simply nodded, quickly makin his way out of the room. From your bedroom you could still hear Reiner laughing as he made his way to the kitchen. A pout proudly made its way onto your lips, crossing your arms as you waited for him to return.
Reiner reentered the room after a few minutes, finding his girlfriend pouting at him. While he didn’t like to see her upset, she sure looked cute with that pout. He handed her the water she wanted and returned to his place in bed.
“Come on, babe. You’ve gotta admit you sound pretty funny right now.”
“Doesn’t mean you can be mean about it.” She mumbled, Reiner barely catching what she said.
Reiner roller his eyes and wrapped an arm around you. “How about I make you the best chicken soup you’ll ever eat and you turn on a movie and relax? Would that make you feel better?”
Not wanting to strain your voice, you nodded and made yourself comfortable in the bed. Reiner just sent a soft smile towards you as he got back up and left the room. You immediately missed the warmth of his body, but knew soup would be better than just cuddling today.
The pain in your throat was still ever present and making everything ten tones worse for you. The water was helping but not as much as you wanted. Hopefully Reiner would be able to find some for you when he came back. Reaching for you phone, you noticed several messages from one of your close friends.
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: yo you still wanna get lunch later???
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: wake up I need an answer soon
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: I stg I will burst into your house and get the answer myself if you don’t respond soon
Rolling your eyes at his brash nature, you began to type your response, hoping he wouldn’t be rushing into the apartment any time soon.
(Y/n): sorry, don’t think I can make it. Super sick rn :(
(Y/n): we can reschedule for later this week, hopefully I don’t die by then
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: boo hoo
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: what’s wrong? Fuckface give you the flu or something?
(Y/n): haha v funny
(Y/n): but no, my allergies are trying to close my throat currently. Can barely breath rn
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: sucks to be you
You sighed at his comment, used to the rough attitude.
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: do you need me to come over or something? Rather you don’t die tbh
(Y/n): nah, reiners here and making me some soup
There wasn’t a response immediately, probably due to Porco gagging at your boyfriends name. The two really didn’t get along, though it was more like Porco had some sort of vendetta against him. He was the one to introduce you and Reiner, but it wasn’t like he was trying to get you together, that was on both of you. The thought was quite amusing, remembering how much Porco scolded you when you first told him you were interested in the blonde male.
The phone buzzed in your hand, bringing you out of your thoughts.
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: ew
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: you’ll need to decontaminate your apartment after he leaves 😷😷
(Y/n): don’t be rude just cuz your jealous
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: Not jealous, just warning you . Tho you should clean it to get the pollen out I guess.
Porcky Boi 🐽🐽: well, I’ll let you be. Stay well and sleep a lot.
(Y/n): peace, see you later
Closing out of your messages, you began to pull up the YouTube app and catch up on some of your videos. Half way through the video, you heard the unmistakable foot steps of your boyfriend approaching. As he entered the room you noticed him looking as adorable as ever. His hair was slightly messy and he was in a bright pink apron your grandmother had given you a few years ago. He smiled softly at you before spreading, leaning against the door frame.
“You okay back here? Want me to get you anything?” Reiner asked.
“Actually,” you started, the scratchy feeling making it harder to speak as your voice continued to disappear, “if you could grab some throat lozenges that’d be great.”
Reiner just nodded and ducked out of the room, leaving you back to your videos. You could hear him down the hall, tearing up your bathroom trying to find those lozenges. After a few minutes of Reiner tearing everything apart, he returned. He had a sheepish look on his face as he walked towards you.
“Soooo, I could only find one lozenge.” He said, drawing out the first part of the sentence. “But, I’ll go out and grab you a full pack of them!! And some candy!” God, he was like a cute puppy, just trying to make you happy.
“That’s fine, I just need some lozenges, I don’t need you blowing your entire paycheck on me.” You held out your hand for the lozenge as Reiner handed it to you. Quickly popping it into your mouth, you felt the relief almost instantly.
“I just want you to feel better, so if you need anything, and I mean anything, I will go get it for you, babe-“ Reiner was cut off by the sound an alarm going off, somewhere further into the apartment. “Shit, one minute!!” He yelled out, running out of the room and down the hall.
You couldn’t help but laugh at his antics, it was quite the sight as not too long ago he was teasing you and now here he was acting all cute and shit for you. You truly felt lucky to have him. You wanted to yell out to him and ask if everything was okay, but current circumstances stopped that from happening. Instead, you just stayed in bed and hoped everything was okay. Hopefully if the apartment caught fire Reiner would come in and save you, cuz there was no way you would be able to run far like this.
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, which was more like 10 minutes, Reiner returned with a bowl in one hand and a mug in another. As he placed it down onto the side table next to you, the smell of the soup he made wafted towards you. Dear god, it smelt heavenly!! You nearly melted right there, but Reiner quickly dipped the spoon in and brought it towards your lips. It tasted better than it smelt, taking you to a higher plane of existence.
“Mmmm, who knew you were such a good cook.” You mumbled in a state of bliss.
“Not many people, I try to keep it a secret.” He replied, taking a seat on the other side of the bed.
“What for? Such a talent shouldn’t be hidden.”
Reiner chuckled to himself, wrapping an arm around you. “I don’t need the guys to make fun of me for this, if Porco found out I don’t think I’d live it down.”
“Oh hush, it’s not that bad.” You jokingly scolded him, lightly nudging him with your elbow. Taking another spoonful of soup, you leaned into Reiner’s broad chest.
“So you feeling any better?”
“I can kind of get a sentence out now, so that’s something, but other than that still feeling pretty shitty.”
You grabbed the remote from the bed side table and turned on your television, switching to Netflix and scrolling down to the movie section. There were a few movies which caught your eye, but after a bit more searching a small squeal came from you as you stumbled on your favorite movie. Reiner rolled his eyes, yet kept his mouth closed.
“Babe, oh my god, we have to!!” You gushed, your voice cutting out here and there from the high pitch glee.
“It’s your choice, babe. Though, you have seen it like twenty times already.”
Ignoring his comment, you pressed play on the movie and snuggled against Reiner in a more comfortable position, continuing to sip on your soup as Reiner did the same.
Half way through the movie, Reiner began kissing down your neck, slightly pulling your attention away from the screen. His little kisses were sweet at first, but slowly you could feel his teeth scrape against the skin. It wasn’t long before he started biting down and sucking on the skin.
Letting a shaky moan escape your lips, you lightly pushed him off, wanting to focus on the movie. However, Reiner tightened his grip around you waist and left another mark on your neck.
“Reiner, stop!” You whined out.
Reiner just hummed out his response, not stopping his actions. His nose rubbed against the soft skin of your neck, placing a soft kiss on the dark mark he left.
Your breathing started to become heavy, due in part mostly to how swollen your throat was feeling, but your boyfriends nips weren’t helping either. Obviously, you weren’t in the mood for this, but you weren’t gonna just let him stop either.
Reiner wasn’t dumb either, he wasn’t going in for the kill, he just wanted to distract you from how shit you felt. But, he wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to mark you as his either. Turning to look at you, Reiner chuckled at your flushed face, finding it adorable at how embarrassed you seemed to get at his actions.
“Aw, babe, you look so cute,” Reiner cooed, resting his head on your shoulder.
“Not funny, ya big bear.” You squeaked out, crossing your arms. A cute pout made its way to your face, turning away from his face.
Reiner rubbed his face against the side of your neck, his eyes closed as he did. The scruffiness of his beard made you cringe, but the softness of the rest of his face was nice. He hummed out a response, enjoying how close you are.
“Stop,” You stuttered out, “It tickles!”
You tried to squirm from his grasp, but his grip was strong around your waist, effectively holding you in place. A few more failed attempts at escaping and pleading with him only made him rub his beard against you more, an evil smirk on his lips.
“If you want it to stop, then you’ll have to kiss me!” Reiner proclaimed, as if he was a Disney villain.
“Fine, I’ll do it. Just stop with the beard, you monster!”
Reiner loosened his grip and, as promised, removed his beard from your neck. He readied his lips for the kiss, as if he was a lovesick school girl waiting for her crush to man up and kiss her. Instead, he felt her lips press against his cheek, before pulling away. Reiner opened his eyes, pouting as he saw her nervously scratch her neck.
“Baaaaaabe.”
“Yeah?”
“You can do better than that, give me a real kiss this time.”
You purses your lips together, using your secret weapon on him. Puppy eyes. You knew that Reiner wouldn’t be able to handle the cuteness when you unleashed them.
“But.... babe, you said only one kiss.”
Reiner’s cheeks dusted with pink, already falling victim to your trick. Just looking at you, he felt his heart beat faster, finding you cuter than ever. He stared down at you, causing you both go engage in a silent battle to see who would win. Thought, Reiner didn’t stand a chance against you. He threw his hands up in defeat, covering his face as you cheered in victory.
Over exciting yourself, it felt harder than before to breath, causing you to let out several choked coughs. Reiner chuckled at your struggle, moving a hand away from his face as he did, making sure you were okay.
After that, you both returned to the movie. You cuddled into Reiners broad chest as you began to feel yourself grow tired, clearly your shitty allergies we’re making you feel weaker than usual. It wasn’t long until you feel asleep, cuddled up ti your loving boyfriend, who played with your hair until you passed out.
While your summer allergies may get you down, there’s always someone near to cheer you back up.
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paepsi · 5 years
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EXO as dumb shit I’ve done, EXPLAINED:
Suho: 
See this picture here? This is me before the moving team. I was so fucking proud of myself for strapping the base of the chair to my roof (it wouldn’t fit through the trunk of me smol hatchback). I thought it was funny that it kinda looked like a kip-pah and asked my friend to take a pic for me here (see my lil peace sign next to my face? im v happy of my jew car). Little did I know that after driving to my new apartment with the whole moving team from IKEA unloading shit from the truck, I would be stuck in the fucking car. I didn't have a knife or scissors to cut the strings and I didn't want to make my dumb assery to be noticed; so instead of asking for help... I climbed out the front window and almost fell flat on my ass. When I stood up and turned around, the whole moving team was just standing there looking at me. The assholes knew I was stuck and let me suffer.
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Kris & Kai:
so these moments both happened in the same night. I went to a house warming party for my friend and I didn't know what to bring as a gift, so I just bought two big bags of Hawaiian bread. Now throughout the night, the more I drink, the more impulsive I get. 
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I started putting the bread on people's shoulders, slowly piling them up until they noticed. Everyone was pretty wasted so there was no surprise when I had a stack of 4 1/2 buns (I ate half) on my friends shoulder. Anyways- fast forward into the night, I'm craving sweets, so I walk into my friends kitchen and find a jar of cookies. At the time I thought it was a brilliant idea to just put the Hawaiian bread in there so the kitchen looked full; a fair exchange, if you will. At least that's what I thought... I found pictures from the party and it turns out I just ended up putting in a half eaten bun sjzjsj
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Fast forward into the morning of the next day, I’m hungover and I wake up wearing mismatching socks (one is mine, the other I have no idea). 
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I needed to get home because I had work later that day, so I hop into my car and start driving home. The whole time there was this annoying beeping sound that I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. I had such a bad headache that I pulled over to see what the fuck was wrong. I got out of my car, checked the wheels, checked the under the hood, then hopped back inside. I was so frustrated that I banged my head on the steering wheel and just rested my eyes for a sec. When I opened them to look straight ahead at my dashboard, the brake light was glowing bright red. I cried.
Chanyeol: 
One summer evening, I was hanging with my sister and her friends around a campfire. We were roasting marshmallows, drinking, having a good time etc. Eventually later into the night we started getting bored and one of my sister’s friends suggested playing hot potato with the coals from the fire. We’re all game like FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS. Then we start tossing it around and realize that it’s way too fucking hot, so instead of tossing it’s just everyone spiking the coal to the next person. FYI, I have terrible hand eye coordination and I wasn’t wearing my glasses that night. Every single time the coal was spiked my way it would miss my hand and fly straight into my hair. The next day I woke up, looked in the mirror, skipped breakfast and headed straight to the salon. still looked cute or w/e so I ain’t mad
Kyungsoo: 
Ahhhh, this one is actually pretty personal and happened not too long ago! My mom finally left this dirt bag she’d been married to for the past 16 years. When I say dirt bag, I mean a manipulative, abusive piece of shit. My mom was so tired during her session with the mediator for when they were deciding who was getting what; she took 30-45 minutes to talk alone with them and he took 3 fucking hours putting on this sick sob story. The mediator was so done with him too that they just let him do whatever he wanted. That meant he had the “right” to pick and choose what belonged to him in our apartment. The fucker took EVERYTHING. He took the furniture, the bedroom sets, all the electronics, the spices- HE DOESN’T EVEN COOK. However, a week before then, I bought a huge bottle of vanilla. I needed it to make edible cookie dough, which I was doing everyday out of stress. The day before he finally moved out, I came home from work to see everything wrapped/packed up. I started to get worked up and went to the kitchen to make my cookie dough. When I opened the cabinet to get my vanilla and saw it completely empty, I lost it. I literally screamed and started tearing up all the boxes, finding more shit that belonged to me and stopped when I finally found my vanilla. I went back to the kitchen, happily made my cookie dough and kicked back on "his” couch with my dirty shoes on. Later that night, the asshole came home and screamed at me. I shut him up tho when I told him I’d suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep if he dared to touch me or any of my things ever again. He didn’t stay in the apartment that night lol
Baekhyun:
I think this one might be my favorite story. It all started when a package from my mom in the mail never showed up even though the UPS tracking said it had already arrived on my doorstep. I assumed in meant the package was stolen and got really bummed about it since it had some essential items in there. My roommates felt bad and decided to cheer me up by throwing a house party (woohoo! cue the alcohol!). It started at like 3pm and went on all the way until 4 am the next day. Somewhere within that time frame while it was still light outside, slightly tipsy, I found a ladder on the side of the house and had a strong urge to follow it up to the top; and who am I to deny every desire that comes across my pea sized brain. I was half-way up to the roof when one of my roommates spotted me (let’s call him Big Ned; there were two guys named Ned in our house so we just called them Big Ned and Little Ned; Big Ned is like 6′3″ and Little Ned is like 5′4″). Big Ned started yelling at me to get down and I told him I couldn’t because it was my destiny to reach the top. He decided that there was no use arguing with me and ended up following me to the roof (even though he’s afraid of heights; bless his BFG heart). He’s kinda hard to miss, so when he started making his way up to the roof with me, it grabbed a lot of attention. Some joined us. Meanwhile, I decided to walk around and look into my neighbors yards. I saw a mess of papers in one of the alleys between our houses and joked “lmao that’d be funny if that was my package”. We laughed for a bit then looked a little closer until we realized oh fuck that’s my package. My body moved on it’s own and just kinda scrambled across the roof trying to figure out the fastest and least painful way to get off the roof. Thank the stars for Big Ben holding me back by the collar of my shirt and preventing me from jumping down onto the neighbors fence. Little Ben ended up running over and jumping the fence to get it for me. We still don’t know how it got there.
Tao:
In middle school, I had to go on this field trip to some ranch out in the countryside of Texas. I remember we were all huddled into a barn with a big stage in the back. The teachers grabbed a mic and got on stage to talk about who knows what. Idk I wasn’t paying attention, talking to my friend, in my own world. When the mics go off, everyone starts chattering. At that moment in time, I was extremely preoccupied with my shoelaces when I got a tap on my shoulder from my homeroom teacher. I think she was mad at me for not listening and told me to head up to the stage along with a few other students making their way over. Being in front of others makes me nervous, but when the teachers put a bib around my neck before I got on stage, I was too confused to think of anything else. When another teacher started handing out baby bottles filled with Gatorade to each student on stage, I had to stop them to ask what was going on. And what do ya know, I’m in a baby bottle drinking contest. Before I had time to ask any more questions, they were already counting down to start. Now listen, I’m not the type of person to back down from a challenge so ofc you know I’m gonna suck the soul out of this bich. The reason I can say this confidently is because up until I was 11 years old, I always drank out of baby bottles when I got home from school. I just really liked the feeling?? For me, nothing beat chilling on the couch, watching Teen Titans and drinking fresh cold orange juice from a baby bottle on a hot summer day. Idk but I guess it came in handy since I finished a 24oz bottle under 35 seconds. The rest of the kids weren’t even close to half way through. There’s a picture of me at the back of my school year book holding up the baby bottle like a trophy.
Sehun:
Remember my sisters friends from the campfire? Well I spent a good long summer hanging with her friend group and ended up getting kinda close to this one of the guys (let’s call him Jake). I have a really broad range of music taste and I guess he digged that so we talked a lot about music together. By the end of the summer, Jake threw a party at his house and invited me over. Ngl I wanted some dick so ofc I’m gonna go all out and break out my hot leather Madonna outfit. I head out with my sis and the house is packed by the time we get there. The whole time we’re pretty much just hanging out, drinking and dancing the night away. Some time passed 1 am (I think), I’m sorta outside making out with Jake on the side of his house. It’s getting really hot and heavy. When we finally broke apart for air, he told me he though he was in love with me. I’m screaming internally, panicking and I don’t know what to do. I could tell from way before that he really liked me, but I didn’t think it was to that extent. It doesn’t help exactly that I don’t feel the same way for him. Don’t get me wrong! He was really hot and sweet, but I just couldn’t see myself with him. So what did I tell him? Nothing. My dumb ass was in such a panic that all I could think of was that I needed to run. I did. I ran back into the house, out the front porch, spotted his skateboard and took off. I didn’t really know where I was or where I was going but somehow I ended up at the train station and eventually found my way back home.
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Xiumin:
On my 21st birthday, my roommates took me out to a really nice, 5 star restaurant in the city we lived. They're buying me all the drinks I want cause heck I'm finally legal! Now, I think y'all can see a pattern of what happens when I drink. So when Big Ned got a glass of scotch and I had just finished off my last sip of wine, I wanted some too. I asked him to share, using "it's my birthday" to get my way. Ever the gentleman, Big Ben pours half his glass into my wine glass and keeps his raised for a cheers. The whole group joins in and with a shout of Mozeltov, I slam the wine glass down on the table and toss it back. It wasn't until I finished the last drop and tried to set my glass back on the table that I realized I snapped the stem in half. No one spoke, except for Little Ned, softly, "did you... did that really just happen?" Yeah. Yeah it did. Thankfully the restaurant agreed to keep the broken glass off the bill as long as I left the restaurant immediately.
Chen:
On a Saturday night, I met up with a good friend of mine that I hadn’t seen in months. We bought some snacks and drinks then drove to a marina near my apartment (new place in California). The whole night we spent catching up and throwing rocks in the water. I was still a little tipsy when it was time to go home and my friend ended up driving me back. On the way back, I opened a bag and snacked on some pizza flavored goldfish. I was about a fourth of the way through the bag when I decided I didn’t like it anymore and started tossing them out the window. We pull up to a stop light and my friend is trying to make me stop by rolling up the window, but I stick my leg out before he could close it. Next he tries to compromise and said if I wasn’t going to eat the goldfish, I should just put the bag down and remove my leg from the window. My tipsy ass told him no, I was handing out free food. I turned to look at the car next to me, asked (yelled) if they wanted any goldfish and held out the bag to them. I guess the dude thought it was funny and was just like “yeah sure why not, lifes too short to not eat goldfish from a stranger at a stoplight” alksdjflskdj 
Lay:
When I was about 6 years old, I lived out in the suburbs of Fulshear, Texas. The community is really tiny and everyone knew each other. One time, I was playing hide and seek with my siblings, and decided to hide under my moms bed. While I was waiting for my brother to come find me, I fell asleep. A couple hours later I wake up and it’s dark out. The house is empty. I’m calling out to see if anyone is home, checking all the rooms. I thought maybe everyone decided to tag me “it” since I passed out. After a while of not finding anyone, the phone rings and I pick up. It’s my mom sounding out of breath calling to see if anyone found me and took me back to my house. Turns out I had actually been knocked out for 6 hours. Not being able to find me during hide and seek for 2 hrs, my siblings went to get my mom who also started looking for me. After another hour and no luck, she called our neighbors across the street to see if I went over to play with their kids. Ofc they said no and said they would call some other people in the neighborhood to find out if they'd seen me. A few hours later, the whole neighborhood was out looking for me. Meanwhile I'm at home chilling on the couch watching Teletubbies and eating goldfish (the original babey).
Luhan:
My dad took me and my siblings to the beach almost every summer in elementary school. We would always stay at this Holiday Inn right across the street from the sands. At night, we would go “hunting” for crabs with a flashlight and a fishnet. But on some nights when my dad was too tired to go out, my siblings and I would hang in the kids room at the hotel. We were fooling around and just being kids. Then we found a big case filled with tubes of paint. I was excited to do some finger painting but before I could reach for a tube, my brother stopped me to say he had an idea. He dared us lay down our sheets of paper and paint them by jumping on the tubes. Being the youngest of four, I thought this was a brilliant idea and immediately got to work. Set my paper down and lined up the colors I wanted to use. I jumped.... Only a spec of paint made it onto the paper... The rest beautifully decorated the off-white walls of the kids room. We all just froze because oh my stars we’re gonna be in so much trouble. Turning to each other, we made a very strong pinky promise to not tell a soul what happened. The next day when we returned to the kids room, the case was gone, faded splotches of green and purple remained on the walls, and a big paper taped above reading “NO PAINTING ALLOWED”.
Fun fact: my eldest sister used to write about my adventures for her creative essay homework’s in middle school.
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