#don’t fuck me up like that marvel!

[blackhillverse]

it’s the fact i’ve barely seen any echo advertisements in my country for me and i know EXACTLY why.

#disney poland is like: we know the polish won’t watch it #EXCUSE ME??? #i KNOW polish ppl would eat echo series up #i don’t know whether it is the case for other countries tho but here??? if i didn’t get a random pop up ad on my laptop #i would have never known the series was coming out #just say y’all are scared of women #especially poc women #ESPECIALLY disabled poc women #im SO mad #bc the series is so fucking good #and maya lopez is absolutely amazing #maya lopez #echo #echo marvel #mcu #marvel #women of marvel

[jewishbarbies]

Sony marvel movies are inherently better than disney marvel movies because Sony makes films, not brand commercials.

#g talks #that and they actually hire people #who enjoy and understand the material #and don’t view that as some kind of red flag #‘but morbius!!’ disney literally made a show with an ai generated opening sequence #sit the fuck down #I’d rather the movie end up being objectively bad #than the movie start bad bc of the people working on it #like get me a good crew and I’ll still appreciate the project #for what it was #but the marvels trailer felt like some kind of joke #when marvel movies were meant to be taken seriously #the mcu was actually good #it had its flaws obviously #but we had a chance #now they’re purposely hiring people who don’t care about the material #and making so many mistakes they’ve retconned their own timeline multiple times #and only brought in the multi verse for covering up their lack of continuity #anti mcu #anti disney #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[johnny-and-dora]

had an agents of shield relapse and may i just say wow oh wow fitzsimmons has it ALL. one of the superior tv couples of all time i mean? friends to lovers? the intense pining? the HURT/COMFORT of it all? genuinely aos is worth the watch just for them especially for that final payoff this rewatch has got me down BAD

#aos #fitzsimmons #shut up sian #don’t even get me started about the bottom of the ocean and that’s just season ONE #anyway s4 of aos is balls to the walls batshit and i fucking love it. the framework arc is SO GOOD #and aida is my favourite big bad ever i love that unhinged psycho robot lady <333 #i can and i will talk about marvel’s agents of shield in the year of our lord 2023 #like it or not this show Shaped Me #and fitzsimmons is THE slow burn couple #with just the perfect ending i can’t wait to rewatch and CRY #bc obviously just finishing s4 i am in so much pain rn lol #shout out to the maybe three people who get it

[mutalune]

me when people hate on aos trek:

#starlight fandom #starlight trek #LOOK I KNOW THEY AREN’T GOOD MOVIES THEY WERE IF MARVEL HIT STAR TREK WITH A BASEBALL BAT BEHIND A CLUB #BUT AOS GOT ME INTO STAR TREK IN THE FIRST PLACE OKAY IT HAS A PLACE IN MY HEART FOREVER #AND IT’S NOT AOS!JIM’S FAULT THAT THEY WROTE HIM BAD I ACTUALLY THINK ITS REAL INTERESTING #TO SEE A VERSION OF JIM KIRK THAT’S TRAUMATIZED AND FUCKED UP AND DIDN’T HAVE A FATHER AND YET HE STILL ENDS UP COMPASSIONATE #HE STILL ENDS UP A LEADER AND KIND #like fr tho that’s a fascinating concept #how much things may be different and how Spock!prime broke the timeline by melding with aos!kirk #and Kirk still ends up kind and loving and beloved anyway!!!!! #like I’m sorry they didn’t execute well until beyond and honestly I ignore stid entirely but it’s such a cool concept to me #and Karl urban as bones was so. SO. SO GOOD. he was perfect and deranged in the best way #Quinto-Spock I can take or leave but I do love me a bitchy Vulcan and he did have that #it’s okay to not like aos I don’t blame anyone for not liking it but I am so fond of it folks I truly am #and I’m not just saying that b/c the fic I’m writing rn for comfort and therapy reasons is projecting my current issues on aos!kirk #he’s just really to project onto and he looks like he’d benefit from ketamine treatment too and learning how to have hobbies w/o stress #anyway like I said I don’t blame anyone for disliking it or erasing it from their fandom memory #but it got me into Star Trek and I’m grateful and if ppl weren’t cowards aos!kirk would be so fucking fascinating in a feral way

[cyber444angel]

sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up

#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit #bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to #also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea #but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise #at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8 #like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!! #but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point #((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show)) #& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’ #ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!???? #((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment)) #+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made #also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude

[vee-thebee]

yeah i knew this was coming but it is what it is am i really about to change my entire homescreen’s theme to be loki loki and more loki? yes the fuck i am it’s been doctor who for idk how long but it’s time that finale was without a doubt hands down the best thing i think that has come out of marvel since nwh full stop

#loki #loki season 2 #i swear to god if we get a season 3 im rioting #marvel don’t you dare touch this #do not even dare #don’t stick your comic relief fingers in this #it was beautiful it was flawless phenomenal #leave it. the fuck. alone. #feel free to let me know when y’all are tired of me talking about this #like please tell me to shut the fuck up whenever you like

[woundedheartwithin]

It’s amazing how I am a nervous, timid wreck having to make phone calls until I hit peak efficacy of my adhd meds and then I can fucking do anything. Like this medication has actually turned me into a functioning adult and I still can’t fucking believe it

#she speaks #like I took it late today cuz I got up late so I’m functional a little later today #but like I just had to call five different pharmacies trying to chase down the generic vyvanse #and I wasn’t nervous once #like that’s not a thing that happens to me I’m always fucking nervous #EXCEPT NOT NOW CUZ IM PROPERLY MEDICATED #I could NEVER have made five phone calls in a row before I’m not even kidding #I would’ve gotten my dad to call because I’m scared and he humors me lol #but no I did it and I’m still just like eh had to be done wasn’t a big deal #and I’m absolutely marveling at that #like I don’t even feel tired after all that #and two of the pharmacies had rude ass techs answering the phone #one was SO SWEET tho #she goes I can look and see if any pharmacies around here have availability so you don’t have to keep making calls #and I was like OMG IF YOU CAN DO THAT I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL #and she was just like of course and I’m sitting there thinking why the FUCK didn’t any of the others offer that??? #like not even my own primary pharmacy offered that #anyway she gave me the number and I went #as earnestly as I possibly could #thank you SO much #and she was so taken aback she jus kinda paused and then went of course! it was my pleasure to help! #like no girl you just saved me a whole bunch of leg work I am indebted to you fr

[tacit-semantics]

I wish I was a fucked up sea creature I wish some poor scientist was digging me up from under a rock like yeah by all rights this thing should not be able to function WHAT is going on here

#that or an octopus <333333333333 #i love them they are so intelligent so fluid. anatomical marvel. sometimes they eat themselves #i picked up a new compulsion it’s bad I hate it I hate it I’m going insane <3 #i don’t want anything to do with anything I want to be an eyeless fish in a cave #algae on a wall a new kinda fucked up lichen or fuck just a person living alone quietly ALONE and AWAY #anglerfish I like anglerfish everyone does they’re objectively cool. the built in lure is conceptually cool as fuck #i love a good jellyfish too I like the way they move I was born near a river there were jellyfish in the river I’ve only been there like #twice but I like the jellyfish I like the way they move. pretty! i like them in aquariums I like pictures love their built in defense #mechanisms. good for them! also conceptually fucks. I’ll admit to a certain fascination with single celled organisms too I find the idea of #something dedicated to nothing but survival and occasionally mindless self propagation to be comforting. there’s nothing there. just keep #going and going and going. good for them! no noise for an amoeba they just swim around and cause problems sometimes but you can’t blame em #for that it’s not malicious it’s an amoeba. i like the background color in microscope slides the very even yellow orange light I think it’s #nice I like it I want to live there. just me and the weird sourceless light. vibing. #I don’t feel good I don’t feel good #tacit rambles

[apollo18]

I’m so obsessed with marvel/Billy doing messed up stuff to people it’s unreal.

#like don’t get me wrong he does some feral stuff in the comics but imagine Billy showing someone the heat death of the universe and then #immediately erasing that memory from their mind after a few minutes of existential terror so that they only remember how they felt about it #afterwards and freak out bc they don’t know what marvel would have shown them to make them feel like that #fucked up and delicious #my love of lovecraftian horror is bleeding into my current hyperfixation and honestly this is missed potential for Billy

[queenangella]

marvel movies still suck but I have to admit the experience of being in the cinema with a bunch of people really into the movie is kinda fun

#maybe I just haven’t been to the cinema in way too long but people always get really into marvel movies with the gasping at character #reveals and the girl next to me honest to god screamed at one point and at the end of the last credits there was this ‘joke’ that had #everyone laughing really loud #i mean it was a very bad joke so I don’t really know why they laughed #meanwhile I was just sitting there ‘what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck’ #fucked up little movie #feels like they got a hat with papers with different genres on to pick one but you know how you sometimes pick up a paper and then there are #six other bits of paper inside? it was like that with genres they literally did a bit of everything #went to see dr strange btw bc my friend asked and I wanted to get out of something else #elise.txt

[ickadori]

i think yuji has a thing for spoiled, bratty girls. the ones with borderline bad attitudes, who roll their eyes more than they smile, and scowl and huff when things don’t go their way.

sure, it can be annoying sometimes, but you’re never like that for long, not with him at least. you try, but all he has to do is wrap those steel arms around you and gush about how pretty you are, how he loves you so much, how much he missed seeing you and then you’re like putty in his hands.

you’re sweet, bashful, doting, clingy, glued to his side and rubbing yourself against him like some baby kitten. it’s cute, you’re cute, and he’s head over heels for you.

but like all things, that doesn’t last long either. your moods are fickle, changing at the drop of a hat, and your little outbursts can be explosive, sometimes offensive. yuji usually lets you get your frustrations out, lets you rant and rave while he sits and listens, and then when you’re all tuckered out he’s dragging you into his embrace and whispering comforting words into your skin followed by sweet kisses.

sukuna always tells him how soft he is when he does that - she’ll never respect you if you keep letting her off like that, he says. put her in her fucking place, he hisses. back in my era, the only time a woman opened her mouth around me was to suck my cock, he reminisces.

but yuji isn’t like sukuna, he doesn’t need to do those things to get you back how he likes you most, sweet and soft and eager for his love..but sometimes you really try his patience, so he figured he could do something, nothing close to the cruel things sukuna had suggested, but something to let you know that you couldn’t just do and say whatever you wanted all the time.

he figured he’d take something away from you, like you’d do with a misbehaving child, something that you loved and couldn’t get enough of, no matter how much he gave it to you.

his cock, obviously.

“yuji!” he’s had you like this for a while, your stomach flush against his bedroom wall as he forces you to stand while he squats behind you. you’re dressed in a little skirt and an equally as little top, no panties in sight. the skirt is hiked up around your hips, and he swallows past the lump in his throat as he thrusts the pink dildo into your drooling cunt once again, his ears twitching at the lewd squelch that sounds.

your thighs tremble, knees buckling, and he lets his free hand come down against your ass, his lips soothing the sting after when you let out a whimper. “m’sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “but you have to stand up straight for me, baby.”

“mm-nn,” you shake your head, and yuji tsks, wrist pulling back to slide the dildo out until only the top remains, and then he’s quickly slamming back in, lips still peppering kisses along the curve of your ass. “ah! i want you, yuji. i wanna feel you..”

“you don’t get my cock until you start being nice to me.” he builds up a steady pace, his breathing ragged as he listens to the squelching coming from your cunt. needing to see it and not just hear it, he pulls his head back, marveling at the way your pussy grips onto the silicone, your slick coating the shaft along with his fingers. “such a pretty pussy for such a mean girl.”

“s-shut up!” he sees you clench, feels the resistance when he goes to push the silicone cock back into you, and he practically salivates as he watches a fresh wave of slick ooze down the shaft.

“see? so mean to me… i shouldn’t play with your pussy at all.” he slips the dildo out of you, jaw going slack as he watches your hole clench around nothing, your desperate protests and pleas falling on death ears. there’s a string of your arousal dripping down between your trembling thighs, and yuji swipes it up with his finger before pushing it into his mouth, lashes fluttering as he groans around the digit.

“please, yuji, m’sorry! i-i’ll be nice, i promise!” you plead and cry, and yuji knows you’re only thinking with your pussy right now, that overwhelming urge to come clouding your mind. you’ll be fussing at him by the end of the night if he gives in, he’s sure of it, but he’s not a mean man. how’s he supposed to tell you no when you beg for him like that? when your pussy weeps for him like this?

he can’t.

it only takes a second for him to free his own cock from his pants, replacing the dildo with the real thing, and he moans loud and guttural when he slips inside, your hot cunt wrapping around him like a vice. “fuck, baby.” his pelvis grinds into the fat of your ass, his hands pinning yours against the wall above your head as he thrusts in and out of you. “you feel so good.”

“yuji,” you keen, and he knows you and your body well enough to know that you’re milliseconds away from coming.

“you gonna come?” he breathes in your ear, low and raspy, and you weakly nod, his name leaving your lips like a chant, and the muscles in his thighs and calves flex as he bends at the knee to fuck you at a slightly different angle, tip of his cock pushing into that spot that always leaves you a babbling, sniffling mess. “go ahead and come, baby. make a mess.”

that’s all the encouragement you need before you’re creaming around his cock, pussy clenching and fluttering around him as declarations of love tumble free from your lips, and he wonders how long it’ll take for you to change your tune this time.

#yuji x reader #jjk smut #++ yuji #IM ILL #MY BFFFF #i have 10 million thoughts about him and will probs only write like 7 at most v.v #++ yuji/brat

[nudystar]

me looking at hulk who threw my car at ultron

me lookin at thanos fuck up my delivery truck just to make his own utopia

#like I love marvel don’t get me wrong #but someone getting they ass lit up if my packages get fucked #it’s like living in Gotham #( 🌐 ) — this bestie is jocelyn ! #FINALLY YOUR TAG POPS UP

[biweeklybisexual]

math really beat the love and curiosity I had for science as a child out of me but I downloaded a biology textbook and just looking at it I’m filled with excitement

#healing my inner child I guess #i feel so curious and eager to learn these days I don’t know what’s up with me #like genuinely I marvel at this development bc I don’t remember having had such passion in years maybe decades #i used to be such a curious child I loved learning but school just kind of ruined it for me #it even managed to taint my love for literature and like that’s fucking crazy because I’m nuts about books #vive l’école

[megamindsupremacy]

DP x DC AU where the entire JL thinks Danny a dead high school student tragically still haunting his school and pretending to live out the life he never had but he’s just a fucking teacher at Casper High

Reasons they think this:

Danny’s ghost form is permanently 14. Reasonable enough for them to think he’s a high schooler, considering he looks like a high schooler

His schedule operates around a standard school schedule (only free in the afternoons, weekends, and holidays)

Occasionally slips up and mentions “school” as a location (“back at school”, “i was by the school”)

He seems to have a lot of beef with high schoolers, like, as a concept (because he is a teacher. tell me high school teachers do not have beef with The Concept of High Schoolers)

Danny teaches science at Casper High, mostly ectobiology and other science classes. He absolutely loves his job except when he hates his job because he has to cancel class because one of his ghost buddies is tearing up city hall to get his attention or whatever. His identity is kind of an open secret in Amity where We Pretend We Don’t Know Mr. Fenton Is Phantom And He Doesn’t Give Us A Pop Quiz.

Danny CAN change his ghostly form. In Amity he shows up as an adult ghost but he had the Brilliant Idea to disguise his identity by appearing as a 14 year old to the JL, also to lean into the timelessness of his ghost form, because he’s been reported as a 14 year old for over a decade now.

Danny doesn’t know the JL thinks he’s haunting his old high school or something. This is because his a) lying and b) observation skills have not improved since he first died. He thinks he has them fully convinced he’s an immortal being from like, 1000 BC, a la Captain Marvel. He does not.

#mads posts #dp x dc #Danny Phantom #justice league #dpxdc #edit: people are being hilarious in the notes and i encourage y’all to go look at the additions #y’all are killing it you go sweetie

[peachesofteal]

Light On - single mom/neighbors fic Simon Riley/female reader Prompt: Your apartment floods. Inspired by and for @liliumbosniacum

"I need to take leave."

Simon's phone is pressed against his face, one hand holding the device, the other with a canvas bag in his hand, it's contents overflowing: blankets, baby clothes, your pillow.

"Everything alright?" Price sounds suspicious, but more curious than anything, and Simon sighs.

"Neighbor's flat flooded. She's got nowhere else to go so I'm letting 'em stay with me for a while." Price, thank fucking god, doesn't push it any further, disconnecting with a rumble about checking in with him next week, wishing him a happy holiday, and a parting good luck.

When he hangs up, you're standing hesitantly in his doorway, pile of clothes in your arms.

"That the last of it?" He asks, and you nod.

"Are y-you sure this is okay?" You're still upset, shaken, and he doesn't blame you. You were terrified when you woke up to bone chilling, ankle deep water, frantically shouting about a burst pipe into the phone over Emmaline's shrieks.

"It's okay, sweetheart. I've got plenty of room." He does. His flat is larger than yours, and though they're both two bedroom floor plans, his bedrooms are bigger, and he has two bathrooms, compared to your one. "I got the crib reassembled in the guest room." He motions to the door that's half opened, a few bags of Emmaline's stuff collected on the floor.

"Thank you." you murmur, and then step forward, burying your face in his chest. He holds you there, rubbing your back, working his thumb into the knot that sits at the base of your neck. “At least we saved the tree,” you laugh, wet and sad, and he hums, bowing to press his lips to your forehead.

“I’m sorry love.”

“It’s alright.” You shrug. “Nothing I could control.” You’ve got a point there, and he appreciates the approach, marvels at your ability to not be angry or frustrated with your neighbor, even though it wasn’t really their fault as well. He’s irritated for both of you, anxious over visualizing what would have happened if the chunk of the ceiling that fell was misplaced and landed on you, or Emma.

You pull away, face twisted up into something that looks painful, tears on your lash line, and he frowns. “Hey, hey. It’s okay, sweetheart, c’mon. It’s alright.”

“I know.” You cry, clamping your hand over the bridge of your nose and trying to turn away. “It’s just all her gifts we-were in my room and now they’re ruined, and-“

“Okay, so we’ll get more. We still have plenty of time.” He reassures, rubbing his palms up and down your arms until you come back to him, letting him fold you back into his embrace. “We’ll fix it. Don’t worry.”

“We will?” You sniffle, and he nods.

“I’m on leave, until after the holiday, so I’ll be around, we can go shopping and replace everything. It’s going to be alright. I promise.” That word slips out of him again, promise. I promise, just like he told you this morning when you were frantic and he said it was okay that you stayed with him, I promise, just like he assured last night when you apologized for Emmaline crying for most the evening. “Okay?” His chin rests on the top of your head, and he turns to kiss you, the touch as soft as he can manage. You hum, and then sigh into him.

“Okay Simon.”

“I’ll sleep on the couch.”

“No.” His refusal is immediate, and you look at him in near exasperation.

“Simon I can’t kick you out of your bed! You’re too big for the couch, anyway, and I don’t mind, I’ve slept on a couch plenty. Plus I’ll be able to hear better, when Emmaline wakes-“

“Sweetheart.” You’re in the living room, bouncing Emmaline in your arms, walking back and forth in front of the fireplace. She’s wearing a red and white striped onesie, like a candy cane, and Simon chuckles when she makes grabby hands at him as he approaches. You sigh, and he tucks his hands under her, lifting her away and into his arms, pleased at how you instantly relax and stretch your back and shoulders in response. “Think you’re getting too big for mama, baby girl.” You roll your eyes, playfully knocking your elbow into his side, and he grunts. “You’re not kicking me out of my own bed.”

“No?” You turn with a hand on your hip, other one holding a half full bottle.

“No, well. I mean-“ he falters, suddenly losing his confidence. “I’m happy to let you have it, or…” He can’t get the words right, can’t communicate what it is he wants to tell you, too worried about scaring you off or being too forward, pushing you too far.

“Or?” You look so pretty, standing in his flat, your belongings, Emma’s, strewn about, just your presence alone making this place feel more like a home than it ever has before. He feels dizzy, overflowing with emotion when Emma lays her head down on his chest, and you smile at her, looking back up at him, delicate, sweet smile on your lips. He bends, tilting your face upwards to meet his, lips ghosting against one another as Emma coos from his arms.

“Or… we can share it.”

#me slowly pressing my dolls together like #peaches writes #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #light on