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#don’t be an asshole to venti

sixosix · 7 months

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summary your attention is elsewhere and scara gets sad. not that he would admit it, though.

or, scara shows his true colors when he’s missing you.

warning 1k words, profanity, calling wanderer ‘kunikuzushi’, you and him are in mondstadt!! clingy and pathetic scara… fluff!

what else could i talk about? you gaze at the empty sheet while your thoughts are running miles and miles ahead. you’ve been clutching your head pitifully for far too long that lisa is starting to send worried glances.

this one is no good either. you crumple and toss it to the growing pile on the edge of the table.

maybe another metaphor. about the sky and the wind? he would love that. maybe something else that would rhyme with love. would venti appeal to your poem even more if you talk about wine? he would.

the slender shape of the wine glass, the alluring shade of dandelion wine, its sweet aroma—it would be your worst work out of all the ones venti discarded, but perhaps he wouldn’t be able to refuse this one. kaeya would applaud if he were to hear this right now.

ink stains the sides of your palms. you heave a sigh, fingers getting to work on the dreaded worship poem about venti’s favorite wine. what else could you make out of this? you’re getting desperate. you just need to finish this last poem, and you will be freed from venti’s insistent clutches and your own stubbornness to see this to the end.

“boo.”

a hand slaps over your mouth before you can disturb anyone else in the library.

your first instinct is to tear this person’s limb off; however, the gloves, along with the unnaturally smooth and fair skin is distinctively familiar. you bat the arm away and face him; wanderer’s hand lowers to your hips instead.

“asshole!” you hiss with a frightening scowl. wanderer’s grin widens as if you’re the cutest thing he’s ever laid his eyes on. “i told you to fuck off elsewhere while i finish this—why are you back so early?”

“it’s boring,” he says.

“weren’t you the one to suggest we explore mondstadt?” your jolt earlier caused a huge streak of ink to run across the page, entirely ruining your wine-revering poem.

“i said ‘we’, didn’t i? you, me, together. you kicked me out and left me to explore by myself.”

“you’re the wanderer. isn’t that your whole thing?” sighing helplessly at his unimpressed stare, you crumple the poem and throw it to his face. he doesn’t flinch nor blink, letting it slide off his face and land on the floor. “besides, it’s only been, like, five minutes.”

“just leave his stupid class,” wanderer hisses, glaring with disdain at your small pile of other failed poems.

“no, venti is so nice to me. unlike you.”

he rolls his eyes, plucking the quill pen from your grasp. you frown, reaching out to take it back, but he continues to pull it away, drawing your faces closer together. “ditch it and come with me,” he says.

“no. i said i’m joining and i will finish it.”

“stubborn shit,” wanderer groans, ignoring your quick ‘learned from the best’. “why are you even so persistent with learning poetry? since when did this happen? you trying to impress that kaedehara guy?”

“what if i said i was?” you flutter your eyelashes to piss him off.

it works: he bristles like an aggravated cat, irritation flashing on his face. “don’t even joke about that.”

you burst into laughter and playfully reach out to pinch his cheek. it’s a testament to how far you’ve come in building his trust when he doesn't swat your hand away from his flawless face. “you’re the one who brought it up,�� you coo.

“hey, you two.” you pair stiffen at lisa’s deceivingly sweet voice from behind. “do you mind flirting loudly elsewhere?”

both of you find yourselves outside the building, shoulders slouched, resembling kicked puppies. he has his arms full of your discarded poems, a few of them slipping away as he strides ahead. you struggle to trail behind as you try to stick your quill in your pocket with your hands occupied with a stack of blank papers.

“we weren’t even flirting,” you huff.

wanderer pauses before the trash bin, dumping all of them ceremoniously.

you’re about to comment on how nice he is when he suddenly gets all up in your face, his eyes narrowed and his hand on the small of your back.

“she couldn’t tell with the bedroom eyes you were giving me, clearly,” he says, wordlessly taking the stack of paper from you and tucking it under his arm.

he is being awfully kind today, which, of course, happens nearly never. you want to comment about that, too, but you find yourself silent as you follow after him and watch his side profile. the smoothness of his skin, unblemished, untouched; the length of his lashes, rivaling the shogun herself; then his unrelenting need to have his hands on you no matter what.

thinking about all this makes your heart flutter, picking up pace in a way you haven’t felt the entire day.

then comes the brilliant idea. “kunikuzushi, what if i just write about you instead? will that satiate your ego enough to keep you from bothering me?” it’s not like it would be too difficult to write about the person you’re harboring feelings for.

he doesn’t look appalled by the idea, yet still, he isn’t pleased. “i’m not bothering you for the sake of it. i don’t like how this is the first you’ve talked to me all day.”

“so you are bothering me for the sake of it.”

“idiot.” he flicks his hand, and a gust of wind pushes you against his chest. “look at me.” you obey, and only then do you notice the way tension seems to have left his shoulders the moment you do.

a sly smirk tugs on your lips. “were you feeling lonely without me?”

“no shit,” he says, which was far from the response you were expecting.

startled, you turn to him, only to find that he’s pulled his hat down to cover his face. “kuni,” you say slowly; when he doesn’t reply, you try again, “kuni, kunikuzushi.” he is completely still, so you take it upon yourself to sneak beneath his hat to steal a glimpse of his face.

he lets out an undignified noise, looking away immediately. it was a fruitless attempt—you already saw how red his entire face was, spread from his ears to what you can see from his neck.

“stop,” he breathes, too embarrassed to push you away.

you laugh softly, encircling your arms around his neck to coax him into making eye contact with you. “i didn’t know you were the clingy type.”

“you’re just a handful,” he spits, though it’s not as intimidating as he’s trying to make it out to be—not when his face is the same shade of windwheel asters, and his bottom lip is trembling from shame.

“and you’re so cute when you’re so in love with me.”

eventually, his hand settles on your face, and he pries you off him, pointedly ignoring your delighted laughter.

A/N put a hold on the lyney fics to come back to this guy. i love writing for him he is so fun.

#606:GENSHIN #genshin impact x reader #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #kunikuzushi x reader #scaramouche fluff #scaramouche x you #genshin impact x you #wanderer x you #genshin x reader #genshin drabble #scaramouche drabble #wanderer fluff

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zhongvenbrainrot · 9 months

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Venti and Zhongli have a bond that can only be formed from committing war crimes and multiple atrocities against humanity together.

After going through the Archon war and watching/actively participating in the eternal imprisonment and/or murder of most gods until there were only a handful left: wow I’m so glad we’ll never have to contribute to such a mass slaughter ever again.

Roughly 2,500 years later, in Khaenri’ah: oh no

You cannot tell me that wouldn’t create the weirdest relationship ever from an outsiders perspective.

Zhongli pulls Venti away from some asshole who keeps trying to hit on Venti and isn’t taking no for an answer. Everyone watching commends him because he’s watching out for his partner, but Zhongli doesn’t get why. Because in reality Zhongli’s seen Venti decapitate someone for the same reason a few hundred years ago and he really just didn’t want to have to clean blood out of his jacket.

If you ask him about weapons Venti is surprisingly extremely knowledgeable. People assume despite his looks he must be extremely familiar in wielding each of the weapons talked about. But the actual only reason he knows all of it is because during periods of war Zhongli would drone on for hours about different benefits of each weapon an their subtypes for different kinds of battle.

They have each thrown entire mountains/typhoons at each other not as threats or genuine attempt to hurt each other. More so because they’re both multiple millennium old gods and that’s just their equivalent of play fighting.

When they’re together They’ll casually mention something about the archon war, to people that know who they are, like it wasn’t even a big deal. And the people they were talking to have to reevaluate their entire image of the two they made in their head because whatever the most sadistic thing they could think of couldn’t even compare to what the two just admitted to.

I don’t know I just think people should play with the fact these two are VERY old and literal gods who’ve witnessed most of Tevyats history and development more

#venti #zhongli #zhongven #genshin impact #archons

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amostnobleyandere · 2 months

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Yandere! Incel! Scaramouche x NB! Reader

This is an 18+ blog!!!! If you don’t like yandere content or are a minor, do not interact. thank you!

CW: Yandere content, stalking, creepy scaramouche, incel behavior, creepy behavior, toxic relationships, kidnapping, his friends encourage and enable his problematic behavior, brief fantasizing about a domestic husband/spouse dynamic, forced romantic relationship, non-consensual touching

*also just to be clear, this is loosely based off the term “incel,” his behavior is more like a creepy recluse if anything?? I just couldn’t think of a better word to use and I thought it fit okay. there’s no misogyny or extremely gross behavior involved, but he is creepy so just. keep that in mind. anyways, enjoy!

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Incel! Scaramouche who doesn’t get out much not because he has bad social skills (he does but that’s not the point), but because he loathes the idea of big crowds and being around lots of people. Socializing with people is already irritating enough, since he’s the only one on this earth who seems to have braincells. Why go out when he’s got everything he needs at home?

Incel! Scaramouche who has more money than he knows what to do with from his (insanely) loaded and emotionally distant mother (who gives it to him because she doesn’t know how to show affection any other way). he spends it all on expensive gaming set ups, take-out, and new technology all while being up in his top floor penthouse with a horizon line view.

Incel! Scaramouche who has friends, they’re just all online (and just as fucked up as he is) who he talks to (yells at) through the microphone while gaming.

Incel! Scaramouche who meets you while doing something mudane. He sees you at a grocery store picking over vegetables one day. Ignores you. 30 minutes later, he proceeds to bump into you and then acts like an asshole about you touching him, something that was clearly his fault. The two of you get into it, and eventually you’re the one to turn and walk away, already in a bad mood from the interaction. He’s interested now.

Incel! Scaramouche who isn’t delusional enough to convince himself that it’s fate, but who is curious enough to stalk follow you around for a while. He’s not hurting you or talking to you, what’s the harm done?

Incel! Scaramouche who while stalking monitoring you begins to note things about you. Unconsciously, of course. It’s not like his life revolves around you or anything. He just…starts to notice things. How you spend your days, what you like, what you don’t like, who you interact with and the places that you spend your time at the most. Soon enough he knows just as much about you habits and daily life as your friends do, if not more.

Incel! Scaramouche whos friends encourage his problematic behavior. They’re just as chronically online as he is, and have no conception of the morals and boundaries that come with having a healthy relationship. (Some of them, like Venti and Kazuha, even have a more romantic view of his infatuation interest, repeating that it’s okay to cross some lines, as long as it’s for love)

Incel! Scaramouche who has a weird view of relationships because his only knowledge on them comes from anime, the internet, and all the other types of weird media he consumes. (Should the kidnapping happen before or after your first date?) He’s not doing any of the cheesy shit the internet says. He’s not going to bring flowers, that would be stupid. (He’ll end up buying an overly large bouquet which he sends to your doorstep. there’s no note and you find it extremely creepy. You refuse to leave your home without pepper spray now)

Incel! Scaramouche who eventually just plucks you from the streets, right outside of your home/apartment building. No struggle to go along with it. Obviously you do fight back, but the men he hired to pick you up are far too experienced for you to even have a chance of running away.

Incel! Scaramouche who doesn’t really care about your feelings surrounding the whole situation. and well. he was getting a little lonely. most of his friends live too far away for them to meet up frequently, and it’s not like he’d want to see those crazy bastards everyday anyways. You’re much better company compared to those psychos, as much as he loathes to admit it. and you’re just so…pretty, and he can feel and touch you as much as he wants. it’s pleasant, and his apartment has never felt so full before, not at all empty like it did before he brought you here. you should be grateful you’re here too; he gives you everything you could ever want (within reason). really, you should feel grateful that you’ve been chosen by someone who’s so financially stable, who can provide for you.

you can have a good life with him, better than you could’ve had without him.

Incel! Scaramouche who kind of begins to see you as his little house spouse. nevermind that you’re here against your will; you’ve taken up doing chores around the house if only to fill the time, and it’s really only confirming his belief that kidnapping you was the best thing he could’ve done. when he comes through the door after a rare visit to the outside world and he sees you sitting there, idle, practically waiting for him? he feels like the typical breadwinner coming home to a loving domestic life. he’s not so delusional to think that you’re happy to be his little house spouse and captive, but it’s not like you can do anything about it, so he might as well enjoy the thought while he can.

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bonkhrnyjail · 3 months

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sweet plum | chapter one

pairing: pedro pascal x fem!reader (plus size)

rating: g (will become explicit later)

summary: you're almost late to work picking up coffee for your client.

a/n: hello hello! i've been posting this fic on ao3 for the past few months but had a request to post here as well, so here she is !!! this chapter is just a short and sweet intro to the story, future chapters are much longer. hope you enjoy :')

p.s. i wrote this WAYYYY before the starbucks boycott (like 9 months before) and will not be writing about starbucks in the future. free palestine. fuck starbucks.

Fuck.

You can hear the beat of your boot tapping the floor incessantly as you continue to check the lock screen of your phone, staring at the digits and jolting with every minute that passes.

You’ve never had to wait more than 5 minutes at this Starbucks, but of course the one day that your presence is absolutely essential on set, some freak decided to terrorize the staff by forcing them to remake his drink over and over, until he deemed it acceptable. You tried to intervene, but one of the baristas mouthed “It’s ok” to you over the maniac’s shoulder, so you let the situation run its course.

The curly-haired man working so diligently on your order finally calls out your name; you bolt upright and book it to the counter.

“Ok, we’ve got the grande Iced Blonde Honey Shaken Oat Milk Espresso,” he places the first drink into the carrier, “the, uh, grande Sweet Cream Cold Brew and… jesus I hope this one isn’t yours…” he lets out a chuckle, “the Venti Quad Espresso with two extra shots over ice.” He wiggles the drinks into the carrier and wedges a few straws in between the plastic cups.

“It’s not,” you manage through a chuckle, “My client needs his 'go-go juice'."

He throws his head back with laughter. Surely the joke wasn’t that funny, but you appreciate the flattery nonetheless.

“Here,” you hand the straws back to him. “Save the turtles.”

“Let me get you some napkins… oh shoot, we’re out. I’lll go grab some from the back.” He moves away from you quicker than you can stop him.

Fucking hell, you have to go now. You have 15 minutes until they actually start filming, and they need you for the inevitable touch-ups that the action of the scene will cause.

You can not fuck up this job. You’re nearly at the end of filming and you’ve been early, by some miracle, every time you were called to set. They took a chance on you, and you need to prove that they didn’t make a mistake.

“Here you go.” He emerges with a small bag in his hand. “I threw in a loaf to thank you for trying to help earlier.”

“Thank you so much, it was no problem at all,” you wedge the heavy drink carrier between your arm and your torso, “I really have to run, but I’m sure I’ll be back in the next few days, thanks again!” the words trailing behind you as you high-tail it to your car.

13 minutes.

You drive faster and more recklessly than you should, one hand on the wheel and the other stabilizing the drinks so they don’t skyrocket out of the passenger’s seat. As you finally pull into your designated stall, you see your client and his sidekick leaning on the car in the spot next to yours, motioning at invisible watches and tapping their feet. You’d think they’d be grateful that you just risked your job to get them their caffeine fix.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry,” you shout as you grab the carrier and bag from your car and hoist yourself up from the seat. “There was this guy, he was being a total asshole, made them make his drink like five times. Here.” you hand each of them their drinks. “P, the fucking barista laughed out loud at your order. He said he was scared for your health.”

“Listen,” Pedro takes a comically massive gulp. “I’m not as spry as I used to be, you know. I need a little help on that front.”

You chuckle and rustle in the paper bag. “Are either of you hungry? This guy gave me a cake slice but I’m not hungry enough for the whole thing.”

“We’ll split it.” Bella reaches into the bag and grabs the napkins, dispersing them amongst the 3 of you.

“Ohhhh ho ho ho… what’s THIS!” Pedro shouts, setting his cup on the hood of the car, holding his napkin up with two hands and clears his throat. “It was really sweet what you tried to do today. I’d love to repay you and TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME?” his voice rising in pitch and volume.

He shows it to Bella and they start cackling. “It even has a little heart on it!” Bella exclaims through their giggles.

“Let me see that!” you snatch it out of Bella’s hands. The two of them start oohing and making kissy noises, prompting you to roll your eyes.

"What'd you try to do?" Bella pries. You ignore them.

“Are you guys literally 10 years old? Jesus.” you try to hold back your embarrassment as you examine the note. It has a phone number written at the bottom, signed with “xo”.

“You’re gonna call him, right?” Bella tore off a piece of the cake and passed the remainder to Pedro.

“No—” you hiss, instantly regretting the speed and intensity at which you responded. “I don’t know. Maybe? I guess he's handsome, but I don’t… know him… can we just drop it? We’re gonna be late.”

You want this attention off of you as soon as possible. You feel a hot flush prickle your cheeks and you turn your face away from the two of them, pretending to rustle through your bag and grab something.

“That's what a first date is for, dipshit! Man, you’re impossible.” Bella lets out an exasperated sigh. “Whatever,” they say, grabbing the napkin. “I’ll call him then, do it myself.”

You shake your head, chuckles still escaping your lips. “I think he might be a bit old for you, Bellie, but knock yourself out I guess.”

“That's not what I— You think I want a man? Please don’t insult me like that ever again.” Bella starts half-walking, half-skipping towards the elaborate set scattered with cast and crew. You follow their lead, Pedro trailing close behind.

“Hey, don’t listen to them. You do whatever makes you the most comfortable.” Pedro puts his arm around your shoulder and gives it a little squeeze. Your body shivers under the warmth of his touch and you manage a nod.

“Thanks.” you look up, finding him already gazing down at you, cocoa brown eyes twinkling and crinkled by a sweet smile.

“Anytime, sweet plum.”

. . . . .

chapter two

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #plus size reader #the last of us #pedro pascal fanfiction

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niiine · 1 year

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𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

Character(s). Xiao, Scaramouche, Kaedehara Kazuha, Venti, Aether, and Shikanoin Heizou

Synopsis. How I see the 6reeze as College Students (with a bit of reader)💖

Fluff

Kinda Xiao x Reader (NO ONE CAN STOP ME)

Includes other characters.

I’ll be graduating this June and I’ll forever be sad that I’m not in the same univ. as them 🥺 If someone writes a fic with this theme, please tag me 😭

Xiao, Kazuha, and Venti are roommates in the University Dorm house, Scaramouche lives with his aunt that lives near the univ, Aether with his sister, and Heizou alone.

Although, most of the time, they have a sleepover at the dorms because Heizou argues that “You guys will be the reason if we’re late for that 7 am class if you don’t let us sleep here.”

No, he just wanna spend time with his friends.

Xiao excelsin mathematics, Kazuha and Venti in literature and music, Aether’s an average in everything, Scaramouche doesn’t care but pass subjects anyways, and Heizou is good at everything.

Heizou and Aether makes sure that everyone in the circle is studying and listening while Kazuha is in charge of checking if everyone’s eating right. Xiao always gets an earful because the man lives in instants.

Scaramouche and Xiao are the reason no one dares to touch and taunt their group, but Scaramouche will falter at the gaze of her aunt, and Xiao is the most reserved in their circle.

Venti sings. He sings a low, gentle tone when everyone feels exhausted after a long day at the university, he hums softly when he feels like one of his friends are having an anxiety attack, but can’t talk about it (He always know, he’s the most observant) and he sings his heart out to cheer anyone.

Aether and Kazuha are the middleman. Scara’s being an asshole to one of their classmates? Kazuha will be shooting him a glare from across the room. Venti being the chaos himself? Aether will come and calm down the oh-so energetic lad.

And oh, they all know about Xiao’s little crush on you, with—again, as the calmest— Kazuha and Aether giving the best advice. Aether sometimesasking hissistertobring you to one of their friend dates so his friend can spend some time with you out of the campus.

Scaramouche will be throwing disgusting looks teasingly at Xiao when he notices that the latter is lovestruck, earning a glare with the same energy.

Venti, contrary to popular belief, is the most helpful. This is because he’s also your friend. He tells Xiao one dinner at the dormwhat or what not to do when it comes to you, with the said man giving him a “I don’t need that. I don’t like her” of which Kazuha sighed into.

“What was that for? I really don’t!” can be heard throughout the room.

And it was Scaramouche who had made him realized that he did like you.

“Well if you don’t like her, then I guess you wouldn’t mind if I pursue her?”

Cue the pissed off Xiao halfheartedly admitting he is head over heels for you.

Since their group is always the hot topic at school— please, they’re all good looking, academically good (somehow), kind of rich, etc., you’re genuinely surprised when one of them falls for you. And Venti will laugh it off because you are, if not better, as good as his friends.

They didn’t help Xiao in the confession part, though. They want their friend to do it himself because it will only be worth it by then.

But the pride and joy they’ve felt when he did? It’s comparable to yours.

“WE RAISED THAT BABY”

When you started dating, you find yourself always almost hanging around their friend group.

Scaramouche still throwing disgusted looks at the sight of you and Xiao, with your boyfriend returning a sharp stare.

Your kind of worried but Kazuha tells you that it’s affection and love between the two of them, earning a fit of chuckle from Heizhou who kind of became one of your best friend aside from Venti in the group. Dragging you here and there to play games.

No one can touch you under their watch. Much like Lumine, Aether’s sister. They’re so protective of you and Xiao is thankful for that.

And if they didn’t flinch at Heizhou and Venti’s sarcastic remarks, or Scaramouche’s glares, then they will surely run home crying when Xiao enters the picture.

Kazuha and Aether in the sidelines making sure no one will go to jail.

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olderthannetfic · 2 months

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It happened to me.

My fav has been Sokka/Lance’d.

Canonically? Admittedly, he has little screentime. But he is an angry middle aged man of average appearance and was an antagonist. He’s an unhinged asshole in canon.

In the fandom? Jfc. He’s no longer late thirties washed up loser jackass no no NO now he’s conventionally attractive early twenties silly billy himbo who is so so stupid but also so so smart an absolute Maverick who just Behaves like a silly guy sometimes!

I just…wish people in fandom bragging about their own media literacy skills had more than five character tropes. Please just more than five? Please no more turning my BPD darlings into Sokka PLEASE I want a comfort character I can relate to there are so few characters that have issues I find this relatable lol. I don’t want more Lance and Sokka!!

I have BPD and am not an asshole so asshole characters are comforting to me because I process my own issues with emotional regulation issues by reading their stories and I can’t DO that if y’all ‘I can only like people like you AFTER I’ve fixed them’ keep Sokka’ing all the toxic characters who tf is left??

This is just a venty rant though please do what you want with any characters I’m just asking y’all to be honest about it instead of virtue signaling?

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rebelrayne · 10 months

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what my husband thinks of the casa amor boys (plus toby as a bonus)

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Andy

His earring looks like a little fucking handsaw. He has a handsaw on his ear. Who told him to stand like that? His 12 year old sister? Looks like one of those awkward guys that says “what do I do with my hands?” The way he holds his feet, he probably has a foot fetish. You could almost miss his nipples cause they’re not a natural color. He’s got a weird bump on his foot. And his left foot is way fatter than his right foot. What the fuck? He has a size 13 one foot and 9 on the other. What the fuck it looks like he’s wearing a ring on his left hand??? He’s a bottom. A sub bottom. Like a very submissive bottom. He looks like he has daddy issues. If you stan Andy, I will laugh at you and not take you seriously. Anything you say is not canon. Between him and Francis, they should be the most hated. I almost hate him as much as I hate Lewie. Probably has tea parties with stuffed animals. They call him “sir short stick”.

Francis

He looks like the fucking guy from ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ like the one that Sarah Marshall goes to Hawaii with. Does he go to the hair stylist 3 times a week to get his color right? No, that’s not a real beard he drew it on. Did he steal his grandma’s coat and sandals??? AND BRACELET??? Oh my God, JESS! He’s got a small hand like the guy from scary movie- “grab my strong hand!!” Looks like he’s into paranormal shit like he’s a ghost chaser. The AI did a fucking terrible job, it tried to mix scary movie small hand guy, a grandma and Russell Brand. I can’t tell if he had a belly button. Is he an alien??? This guy creeps me out. And his posture- just the way he holds himself. He’s creepy. He’s a version of Joe Goldberg that stole his grandmas sweater that’s his undercover outfit. The sweater is literally his baseball cap. Is that enough? Or should I keep going about his grandmas sandals she got during 1 AD? Those sandals saw Jesus they were there on resurrection day. Practices celibacy as a religion. If he was born in Spartan times, they would throw him to the wolves or over a cliff. I kind of wanna spartan kick him myself. See a special meme made by Jessie’s husband below:

Hamish

That’s fucking Tom 2.0 mixed with Zac Efron. He looks like he came out of fucking Baywatch. Been staring at Pamela Anderson’s tits. Got a knock-off Rolex. Not much to make fun of- this guy seems mostly normal. He doesn’t have any qualities I can laugh at. Even his posture and how he holds his hands is manly. Looks like he’s ready to punch Lewie in his asshole lips. I brought up he has small feet and he defended him. He has an average size dick, probably like 5.5 inches. He’s the guy everyone should want to get (unless he is a closet asshole). But even then, there’s a binary code of how much of an asshole he can be. He looks like he has a Christian Grey mentality. Probably has a red room and it’s hidden. Fuck now there will be fanfics of him doing BDSM… his nickname would be “Lord Ladies Man”. JESSIE’S HUSBAND STAMP OF APPROVAL - first and only one this season.

Marshall

Starts laughing that he has a butterfly on his chest. Why did he get a tramp stamp on his chest?? These tattoos are almost as bad as Will’s. Captain Jack Sparrow if he was a hipster. Most definitely swings both ways. I want to cut off his manbun when he’s sleeping… like half these tattoos don’t make any sense. He probably has shorty tattooed on his dick and it probably still says shorty when it’s erect. At least his chin isn’t square like Ozzy’s. This guy is weird looking and his tattoos give me the heebie jeebies. He’s a fucking dumpster rat. He’d be the king’s jester and wear clown makeup. Tries to juggle three balls- can’t find them. He looks like he enjoys his venti Starbucks drinks: “Can you froth the milk please sir?” Looks homeless, searches the road for pennys or whatever British cheap change is. Probably has OnlyFans for his feet.

BONUS: Toby

He literally looks like the kind of guy that is used as the main character in the game— he looks like a default setting lol he’s a random fucking palette. Looks like Vin Diesel’s baby brother I’m going to call him baby diesel. Why are his arms so short? At least he didn’t skip leg day. If you chopped off his head, he’d look like the perfect speciman of a man. Head looks like it should be on a crackheads. It’s small. Looks like he should be on prison break. Surprised he has no tattoos - looks like he’s been to prison a few times. Kind of sad he’s the last one… I wish Francis was the last one instead. Toby’s skin tone is off… his color is different from his head to feet. The AI said “lol not my fucking problem.” It said “make perfect man body with generic ass head.” Bro is gonna be NPC for life. (“You sound like Elliot” “shut the fuck up”). He’s so bland they gave him white swim shorts.

A/N to my fans: I love you degenerates. I work very hard at this to entertain and give you guys a full insight to what these characters really are. I appreciate your constant gratitude and thank you for allowing me to be your roast king. All other attempts are failures and they can come find me if they have something to say. I hope you all read this and then go back to read it again because it makes you happy. That is all.

PS: the AI really helped with these roasts this season because the character designs sucked. They made it very easy for me. I’d also really like to thank my top supporter, @caitkaminski . She’s been a fan for a long time (Apparently I am not a supporter). Here’s to next season. I will miss doing these til then. In the wise words of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, aka Maui: “You’re welcome.”

#litg #litg double trouble #litg Andy #litg Francis #litg Hamish #litg Marshall #litg Toby #he was sad it’s over #the boys are more fun to laugh about #he really said I need to leave a note to my FANS

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LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME BUILD MY S**T! Prologue Part 1: The Execution of the ‘Imposter’

Notes: Damn I didn’t expect a lot of you peeps to love my crossover Sagau preview XD But anyways I did say I wouldn’t disappoint and here’s Prologue part 1!! Legit had to change it a bit and this one was exhausting to write but worth it cause I wanna go to part 2 so that I can start destruction UWU

But Anyways enjoy the Prologue 1! ^^

Please comment on what you thought of this series, Like it and reblog it please!

(My drawing of what I imagine My Reader of this story)

(Second updated Version of Reader)

P.S: Reader here is a female so I apologize for those who expected it to be gender neutral TwT I'll try my best to make it Gender neutral in my other stories in the future! ^^

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(Preview) (Prologue Part 2) (MASTERLIST)

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GENSHIN IMPACT OR THE DREAM SMP! THEY BOTH BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS AND I ONLY OWN THE PLOT! EVERYTHING HERE IS MADE FOR FUN AND NOT CANON ON GAMES AS THIS IS AN SELF AWARE IMPOSTER AU MIXED WITH VILLAIN AU OF THE SAGAU/SELF AWARE GENSHIN IMPACT!

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Summary: The Last thing you remembered was finally putting Dream to jail and then everything went black only to wake up in a world you don’t recognize. trying to find a way home you found yourself in a mob chase that you find irritating and once they are satisfied threatening and killing you who then respawn the in execution made them realize who they almost killed and just as they were about to fall from their knees and beg for forgiveness.

You destroyed their homes in Revenge.

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WARNINGS: SWEARING, MENTIONS OF BEING TORTURED, BLOOD, MENTIONS OF CHARACTERS GETTING ABUSED BY YOUR IMPOSTER, MENTIONS OF CHARACTERS THAT DIED, HEAVY GORE, HEAVY TORTURE, REFERENCES AND SPOILERS FROM THE DREAM SMP, DARK THEMES.

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Prologue Part 1: The Execution of the ‘Imposter’

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Click

clack

Click

clack

“Move it imposter” One of the guards pushed you.

You rolled your eyes and continued walking with a bored expression. The chains clicked together from your cuffed hands that are attached to a chain which the guards from each of your side are holding

‘Asshole’ You curse the guard in your thoughts but you maintain your poker face.

Wait till I get out of these and then I will sacrifice your body for the blood god.

blood

Not yet voices.

Not yet

Still why does it feel like I'm in Techno’s place when he had his execution?

“Our Grace will be at your execution to see the faker who copied her face” The guard in your side side said.

“Best not to annoy this prisoner”

“Hah?”

“Didn’t you know? Barbatos almost lost life from getting shot by those fireworks”

“Fireworks almost killed the Anemo god!? That’s some crazy tale I heard”

“I’m telling the truth!”

‘He is not wrong I didn’t expect my fireworks to almost kill that tiny bard who is actually a god’ You recalled using your unlimited Fireworks at Venti who kept chasing when you are in the middle of looking for a way home to the Dream SMP.

You remembered looking at your map while chatting your crows until you heard an arrow being fired as you tilt your head to the side before glancing behind on who had the audacity to shoot you after running away those angry cult like knights and angry mob only to find a tiny man in green with a Cecilia on his hat (Why does he feel familiar) with his hands holding bow that is directed at you.

“Imposter!” You groaned hearing him spat that word as your chat flew away while you turned around and face him.

“Let me guess you hear to kill me for your so called Creator?” You asked while raising your eyebrows making tiny man seething at you.

“HE IS A BARD FROM MONDSTADT!

“VENTI IS THE NAME I HAVE HEARD FROM THE LOCALS!”

“IS HE A TRAP?”

“I THOUGHT HE IS A GIRL”

PFFT!-

You released a huge wheezed hearing the chat as you could see Venti the tiny man stun in shocked before he snapped out of it and then started firing his arrows at your laughing figure to which you bring out your shield and flew upwards laughing.

You dodged and dodged Venti’s arrows before you pulled out your crossbow loaded with Fireworks and started shooting him with fireworks as you cackled hearing his yelp and kept firing.

Blood

No focus!

You shake away the voices before flying away leaving an injured Venti who then was found by the knights of his nation.

“HEY! Move it you-”

“If you keep talking I might actually make you bleed if I get out of these chains” You glared at the guard who keep pushing you as your eyes flashed red while the guard trembled at your glare.

The guard gritted his teeth before pulling harshly out of the prison. You huffed and compiled with the actions. You and guards slowly walked out of the prison as you closed your eyes seeing the harsh light from the sun before opening them as you saw a crowd of people, vision users and Archons from each nation (You noticed that Sumeru's God and people are not there including or rather surprisingly Snezhnaya's people and their God aren't there as well.) infront of a stage with a circle giant stone pedestal in the middle of it.

"Finally! The imposter has arrived”

You looked to the front as your eyes narrowed before blinking to see another person you don’t recognize-

Oh wait.

You know this person.

You narrowed yours eyes slightly seeing a familiar person you will kill first.

You remembered her watching you get tortured by the Electro Archon and Pyro Archon laughing like a little kid who got their bully punished while clutching Aether's arm who watched it all yet was uncomfortable being clinged like a toy. You screamed in agony as you glared at the Geo Archon who ripped your wings apart and threw it like trash as you felt your face being punched before spitting our blood.

“Hmphed at least they destroyed your wings” Your faker spat at you while you maintain your calm expression.

You remembered hugging poor Bennett’s cold dead body and seeing poor Razor’s dead as well with Fischl crying seeing her friends bodies. Anger, confusion and disgust ran through your throat as you hugged Fischl-no Amy in your arms as you glared at your Imposter who smirked but you also remembered her fear when she saw your blood red eyes.

(I will kill you once I get out of these chains)

'I prefer my death be killed without her presence' You thought, 'Being near her high ego and disgusting pride makes me wanna vomit and kill myself…'

(But if you do that then you won't see Tommy anymore)

(You promised yourself and Mom after all right?)

"Your Grace you should be in your throne instead of being near this-"

"You have no right to order me Morax!" Your imposter screeched (You winced along with the guards) at Geo Archon who quickly bow with the word 'apologizes' before giving you glare which you hummed at as he then order your guards to move you the place for you tube executed.

The guards bow with respect and dragged your body with the chains they have on their hands while your imposter clapped like a little kid until she suddenly starts yelling at Kaeya who then got slapped by her for touching her shoulders without her permission.

Kind, Benevolent and we'll mannered my ass. She just hit one of her best knights for nothing.

You wondered why hasn't the Archons or anyone realize something was wrong with their so called creator but then you saw people whispering before shrugging off like nothing however you did see Mondstadt's knights looked uncomfortable and sadden but didn't say anything.

You then stood in a big pedestal as you looked around curiously at the crowd who are glaring at you. It was then you saw your imposter in front of the crowd holding grinning like fool.

“PEOPLE OF ALL NATIONS!” She shouted, “MY CREATIONS OF MY WORLD THAT I HAVE CREATED IN MY BEAR HANDS! WE HAVE GATHERED TO ANOTHER EXECUTION OF THIS OUTLANDER WHO HAS MY BEAUTIFUL FACE THAT SHOULDN’T BELONG TO HER!”

Beautiful? That means you toke my beauty because your beauty must have been ugly like your ego and personality.

“NOW! WE SHALL SHOW HER WHY SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE MY FACE WITH HER!”

The crowd yell while vision users just clapped their hands as the imposter lifted up her hands stared at the crowd in excitement however both the crowd and imposter were unware that one of the building had a person wearing cloak. No one has realized there was someone up one of the buildings as that person stared at you who looked exhausted and battered with wounds along with your hair matted and damaged. Although your expression was a hilarious sight of you suddenly now falling a sleep of your imposters introduction.

"You never seem to be faze that you are gonna die…" He muttered before pulling out what it seem to a strange green like pearl, "I guess you have experience death before when you told me your adventures…"

"-AND NOW WE SHALL LET MY BELOVED ARCHONS KILL HER UNTIL SHE SCREAMED HER LAST BREATH!"

More Crowd cheering as all Archons (except two missing) summoned their weapons.

"Too bad nobody can help you right imposter?" Your imposter smirked knowing you are glaring at her in pain.

Snoreeee!…

Silence.

Everyone stopped shouting and clapping as the cruel or exciting atmosphere dissapeared in an instant as your imposter froze for 5 seconds only to turn around to see slumped down with your head looking down and your eyes were closed with your breathing slowly and steady.

Snoreeee!…

"What…"

Few people in the crowd let out tiny chuckles while others were holding their laugh and some we're in shocked that they didn't expect someone who is gonna be executed to fall asleep in the middle of the speech of the creator.

"Oh my…" Lisa blinked in shocked as she covered her mouth.

"Did…Did she fell asleep?!" Paimon exclaimed next to Aether who was in disbelief.

"Well…" Ayato shifted his stance as he covered his mouth, "Never expected the imposter to fall asleep in a execution from our divine creator"

In the crowd a building next to them, you could see something white trembling as people we're trying their best to stop that person from blowing their cover.

Snoreeee!…

"The audacity!!…" You imposter marched towards you as she was about to slap you.

Your eyes opened and spit on their cheeks causing them to screech before wiping off the spit and glared you who huffed with a smirk to tease them.

"Your speech was way to boring and if you wanted to have an proper execution do it with too many words in your execution" You told her off.

"HOW DARE-"

"For a so called creator you should be acting one who doesn't screech or suddenly get angry at your followers for touching you with out permission. The way I'm looking at is that you look someone who always get away and got what they always wanted like a child"

Your imposter fumed as you glanced at the crowd who are whispering but then went silent knowing the didn't want to face the wrath of their beloved creator with doubts about them.

Fools…I pity you guys for dealing this tyrant who is two faced and a bipolar ruler.

"HOW DARE YOU LECTURE ME!" You winced away the screech wishing she could shut up, " YOU MAY HAVE MY FACE BUT I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!! DON'T LECTURE ME YOU IMPOSTER!!"

You spit on her causing her to screech until you got punched by the Pyro Archon as you spat out the blood before liking it as your eyes flashed red looking at the Archon who glared at you.

Just as you were about to speak you paused as you saw something flying towards the execution stage. It was very familiar and it was a shape of a circle.

"hm?"

Suddenly it hit the stage and revealed a person in cloak causing shocks and little yells in confusion before something was bring thrown by the crowd as screams and vision users are getting their weapons ready to attack the person.

"Bow before the Abyss!"

Two portals appeared revealing the Abyss heralds who then started attack them as the imposter screamed and hide behind Aether clinging on him like a child. The travel struggled to move since the imposter is like clinging his arms as it was hard for him to try to attack with someone clinging on him.

"IT'S THE ABYSS!"

"PROTECT THE CREATOR!"

"WE MUST NOT LET THEM TOUCH YOUR GRACE!"

"GUARDS PROTECT THE CITIZENS!"

You whistle lowly at the sudden chaos that just appeared as you could hear the voices in your head cheering in excitement.

"I should have Ender pearl to you before that Pyro Archon punched you"

The head of the cloak was shoved down revealing a familiar face of an alchemist-no someone who looked betrayed identical like the alchemist of Monstandt only they don't have a star on their neck.

"Ru?"

"Hello (Y/n)" Rubedo greeted you before going to your chains to get you out.

"How did you find me and are you with the Abyss" You whispered to him as you showed your cuffed hands at him as he tried to open it since the cuffs you have are made of power that no mortal.

"The Princess ordered her people to come with me in saving you"

"Behold!"

Another portal appeared behind Jean who jumped away from it as the one who appeared in the portal was an Abyss Electro lector.

"The Abyss has come!"

"Lumine?" You asked him who nodded as you and him crushed that the cuffs wouldn't break ignoring the chaos behind you.

"From the ashes…To this world anew"

Another portal appeared and this time it was a familiar Pyro Lector.

"It's him!" Paimon pointed at the familiar lector that both she and traveler encountered in Enkanomiya.

"Hear the inferno's call!"

Fire began to appear as the imposter screamed being pushed away from Aether who then dodged from being burned.

"Try my using tools maybe they could work?" You said as you watched your surroundings in case someone attacks Rubedo.

"It could-"

You eyes widened when you saw someone ready to kill Rubedo.

"RUBEDO BEHIND YOU!"

On cue he turned around and was face to face with Kaeya who smirked before both of them started to attack eachother.

'Damnit!' You cursed in your thoughts.

Just as your we're about to move you froze when a familiar chat box opening making you feel your heart race up whether in excitement or fear.

Is it-

STAB!

!!!

"(Y/N)!!" Rubedo screamed before kicking Kaeya away as he then used his powers at the Cavalry Captain who dodged.

"HAHAHAHAHAH KILL HER!!" You hear your imposter laughing, "KILL HER XIAO!! MORAX HELP HIM AND RAIDEN KILL HER WITH YOUR SWORD!!"

You spat out more blood as you felt another spear going through your body and twisted it making you gag out more blood.

Fuck I forgot how much getting stab hurts again.

"KILL HER, KILL HER!!"

You felt yourself getting burned and getting shot. More blood spilled on the stage. Pain filled your body once again knowing you are about to die again. You couldn't hear anyone as your vision began to blurry and your ears began to ring.

Ah…I'm…dying……again.

Ding!

TommyInnit was slain by Dream

W…h..at??

You slowly lifted your head up as your vision cleared but began to blurry as you could see Raiden getting her sword out but what you are focused on was the message on the chatbox that finally appeared

'TommyInnit was slain by Dream'

No…

Please…No

"(Y/N)!!"

(TOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEAD)

Please tell me its a lie…!!

MESSAGE BOX PLEASE DON'T LIE.

MY BROTHER IS NOT DEAD.

TOMMY ISN'T DEAD.

HE WON'T DIE.

TELL ME IT'S A PRANK!!

I PROMISED HIM!

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"I will prove to you Big (your first letter of your name) to Phil, Wilbur, Techno and you that I can be strong as you guys!" Your brother grinned.

You snorted as then grab him and gave him a noggie which your brother groaned and struggled on your grip.

"Sure Little Toms, sure"

"DON'T CALL ME LITTLE TOMS!" Tommy yelled at you, "I'M A BIG MAN! A BIG MAN BIG SIS-"

You froze and Tommy froze as well. Both of you didn't move before you quickly pulled Tommy in a bear hug which he yelped with a red face screaming insults.

"YOU CALLED ME BIG SIS AGAIN!! I'M SO HAPPY!!" You cried as your brother kept struggling in your grip.

"I DIDN'T CALL YOU THAT SHUT UP!!"

"LIES LITTLE MAN! YOU JUST CALL ME BIG SIS!"

"I AM NOT LITTLE AND I DID NOT!!"

You laughed with a big smile making Tommy looked at you angrily before looking away with a frown. Suddenly his frown and anger disappear and stared at the ground. You stopped laughing with your smile going away when you felt Tommy's mood changed as you release from your hug and he walked away from in 5 steps before turning around to face you as you looked away.

"Something wrong Toms?" You asked him.

He didn't say anything before pulling out Wilbur's beanie -You toke a sharp breath seeing your other half's beanie that he used to wear alot- and looked at it with a frown.

"Hey…You won't leave me right?"

You blinked.

What?

"I…" Tommy looked like he ate something bad before saying, "Did alot of bad stuff that pissed alot people right?"

"…"

"And your the only one who corrected and never give up on me being a child right"

"Tommy…What are you saying?" You walked towards him as he then clutched Wilbur's beanie tightly.

"You won't abandon me right"

You reeled back in shock hearing Tommy's words as you quickly lifted up his head and started pinching his cheeks making him wince and yelp from the pain.

"DON'T YOU SAY THAT!"

He flinched hearing your shout.

"I will never abandon you!! Not when I made a promise that day I saw you as a baby in mom's arms! That I will never let you die or be abandon when you are someone who I will place my life into!"

You remembered staring at your new baby brother who cooed at you and reached his small hands at you.

How small....

You let your finger be touched by your baby brother who let out a grin and a laugh as your wings shaked hearing that laughter you haven't heard.

"(Y/n)…"You heard your mom called your named, " This is your new baby brother. Theseus Minecraft"

You furrowed your eyebrows as you looked at your mom who who chuckled at your displeased expression.

"You don't like the name baby bird?"

"I don't it doesn't fit him…" You rubbed your nose.

You baby brother continued laughing as your mom laughed at your expression.

"What do you want to call him?" You mother asked you as she handed your new brother in your arms.

You quickly made sure he was comfortable in your arms as your new brother then started biting your hair.

PROTECT!

CALL HIM TOMMY!

"…Can we call him Tommy?"

"I swear to you Tommy" You said as your cupped his cheeks and make him look at you.

"Over my dead body I will let you die not when I love you so much my little brother"

You saw Tommy's eyes glistening knowing after Wilbur's death he couldn't expect another family died again. Techno destroyed L'Manburg and left with Philza who looked at the destruction before shaking his head away as you watched in betrayal yet you didn't stop them.

Not when you basically yelled at Wilbur for making Tubbo the new president of L'manburg when he is still a young to be one.

Not when you didn't stop Techno started yelling at everyone for betraying him to make a new president of Wilbur's nation.

Not when you screamed your other half's name when you saw your father stabbing him as you could only focus on hugging Tommy from getting hit by the explosion.

"I swear to you Tommy. I will never leave you"

"Protect your family okay baby bird?" Your mom told you with a heavy breath.

"So please-"

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Raiden slowly began to pull out her weapon out of her cleavage as you continued to stare at the chat box helplessly denying the reality or what you have just received.

Suddenly-

You screamed the name of your little brother that you always speak and made sure he would grow up into a good man someday.

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"-Don't say I will abandon you when you are still my brother and my family"

Both of you and Tommy hugged as you could hear your brother letting out his vulnerability with a loud sniff and a sob coming out of him.

Tommy may have mistakes.

But it's also your fault for not teaching him or telling him what he shouldn't do knowing he will get himself hurt or even worse-

You shaked those thoughts away as you continued hugging Tommy with your wings covering his figure.

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"Thanks…Big sis…For not giving up on me"

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"TOMMY!!!"

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B A N G ! !

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The Whole Teyvat world or planet shaked as a massive light appear showing a totem that was on top of your body before digging into your body as you felt your whole bones and flesh quickly heal rapidly. Your wing bones appear in your back as the flesh and feathers regenerate quickly.

An earthquake erupted causing the crowd of people to scream in fear and panic. Your imposter to fall off her throne that exploded into debris. The Archons and Vision users tried to keep their balance while some went to save her citizens others went to the imposter who was crying like a baby. Rubedo watched your whole body suddenly come back to life and your crows head towards the place where you are supposed to be executed. A certain princess whole was riding your horse looked at the beaming light in shock before returning to her normal expression and glances at the floating island.

"It seems she has awaken her role…"

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"Hmm?"

Kristen saw the bracelet that was gifted by her daughter flashing brightly in the underworld.

"…It seemed he was right"

A flash of a familiar child with (h/c) hair grinned at her holding her hands out to be carried. Her wings flapped in excitement letting our falling feathers that made her coo while her husband laughed seeing the adorable sight before cooing with her.

"Mama!"

Kristen kissed her bracelet. She then frowned remembering the anger of her husband yelling at a certain God when he spoke of what her daughter's role will be in the future that left her and Phil in disbelief.

"In the future once your daughter is old enough she will become a God.

"But Not just any God"

"Or rather she will return to be the Creator of another world that is different from our world"

"…I'm sorry that I couldn't tell you or be with you baby…"

Kristen looked at the magic mirror that showed her husband and her second Son looking for something or rather someone who disappeared from the server.

"…I hope you will forgive your father and your brothers.…And I hope you could forgive me for leaving you and our family…"

A single tear fell from her face as she put her hand on Philza who looked genuinely worried and confused.

"Our daughter has fulfilled her role Phil…"

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Your imposter choked when your blood was finally revealed and everyone gasped.

Instead of red.

It was gold

“...Fuck it that hurt but thank god that totem saved my ass” You said.

The chains broke when you pulled it as skin began to bleed gold. You stared at it in confusion before shaking the blood away from your arms and stared at your new golden scars that indicate you used a totem.

This will probably last for a year to go away.

One moment you were killed by the archons and then suddenly a totem (Was it yours?) you had thought it was yours when you remembered using your totem and seeing this one suddenly appear before you the moment you saw Tommy’s death notification (HECANTBEDEADHECANTBEDEADHECANTBEDEADHECANTBEDEADHECANTBEDEAD) and revived your ass like a guardian angel or something.

TOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEADTOMMYISDEAD-

The archons on the other hand are trembling in shock realizing who you are as your imposter ran like a scared rat through the crowd of people who are frozen in shocked. You felt your wings again and stretched them as you could hear your chat ‘cawing loudly’.

You glanced up and see them circling above you indicating either someone died or something.

What a scary sight, “They sure know how to make this execution looked like death has appeared to kill them"

“Indeed but in my opinion I think they are more likely want to show off or frighten everyone”

You blinked and looked towards Rubedo who threw his cloak away as the Heralds and Lectors stood by him.

“I take it this is the power of that totem that only prevents your deaths easily once in your world?” Rubedo walked towards you and threw you a familiar crossbow that is loaded up with fireworks.

“You could say that…" You caught it and looked at your crossbow before opening your inventory to see your fireworks are still unlimited, "But I shouldn't have it with me since I already used it once before yet another came and revived me…"

"How peculiar…" Rubedo mused putting his hand on his chin into a thinking pose as you grab the stuffs he gave you.

Bless Rubedo for keeping your stuff but you noticed your sword or axe was gone as you looked at him who shooked his head that indicates he wasn’t able to get your weapons back or able to find it under the buried snow. He only found your pickaxe and crossbow with fireworks along with your TNT.

Shame but at least you have something.

(WEMUSTLEAVEWEMUSTLEAVEWEMUSTLEAVEWEMUSTLEAVEWEMUSTLEAVEWEMUSTLEAVE)

"Say Rubedo can you and the Abyss Order do me a favor?"

“Of course anything for you”

“Y-Your G-Grace...”

You ignored Ei’s words before you pointed your crossbow at archons and the crowd behind her. The voices appeared in your head again as you felt your (e/c) eyes turn blood red.

BLOOD!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!!

KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!

BLOOD!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

MAKE THEM SUFFER!!

BLOOD!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

CHAOS!!

KILL THEM ALL!!

MAKE THEM BLEED!!

“Spill some of their blood for me and for the blood god please”

“As you wished”

No one could say anything but scream in terror as fireworks went flying. Rubedo ran towards Albedo who quickly defended himself and the heralds began to attack. More fireworks were fired as you could hear Itto’s famous ‘Its showtime’ and suddenly people went flying in the air. You chuckled at the destruction before throwing some TNT to Rubedo who caught it and threw them at the crowd that went flying.

“My, what a colorful destruction you just did your majesty” Enjou floated beside you as you snorted.

“Please what I just did is just a baby destruction” You retorted at him, “Now if you could excuse me I need to head to Celestia ASAP”

Especially you just saw Tommy’s name show up in the chat (That finally appeared but in the wrong timing and wrong message you didn't want to see) dead by Dream’s hand.

PleasetellmeyournotdeadPleasetellmeyournotdead PleasetellmeyournotdeadPleasetellmeyournotdead PleasetellmeyournotdeadPleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease-

Before you could fly Enjou said something that caught your attention, "Your Highness is waiting is by one of the escape route caves you always used with your horse in hands that she currently taken care off”

You mentally thanked the Abyss Princess for keeping your horse safe along being in debt for her bringing her heralds to save you as you nodded at The Pyro Lector who then started burning the soldiers from the different nations who screamed in agony. You flew off to the direction to one of the caves as your chat suddenly appear beside you flying at you in happiness and other stuff.

“BIG SIS IS BACK!!”

"POGGGGGG!!"

“WELCOME BACK!!”

“YOUR ALIVE!!”

“TECHNO STYLE!!”

“(Y/N) NEVER DIESSS!!”

“QUEEN!!

“OUR QUEEN IS SAVED!!”

“RUBEDO TO THE RESCUE!!”

“IMPOSTER RAN LIKE A RAT!!”

“LUMINE IS WAITING!!”

“LETS KILL EVERYONE!”

“EYYYYY”

“TOMMY IS DEAD WHAT?!”

“LETS GO HOME!”

“TOMMYS NOT DEAD PLEASE”

“DREAM KILLED HIM WTF”

“HURRYYY”

“TOMMY NOOOO!!”

“LETS LEAVE”

“WE NEED TO SEE TOMMY”

"I know chat. I know" You quicken your wings as you flew faster to where Lumine and your horse is located.

A flash of a familiar blonde teenager with a stupid idiotic grin with a red scarf on his neck as he held the disk you gave to him for his birthday.

'I'm coming Tommy please tell me your not dead! I refuse to believe your dead by that Green Blob's hand!' You thought as you spotted your horse and Lumine in the cave waiting.

You didn't notice a certain someone glaring at Lumine in anger before heading to the cave as well.

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"The Mission is a success seeing you are still alive" That was the first thing you heard from Lumine.

“As expected you are still cold as ever your highness” You chuckled before cooing at your horse ‘neigh’ and snorted at you.

“Then I’ll be leaving since the mission is complete” Lumine said.

“Not gonna stay and chat? I definitely owe you for saving me with your Abyss Order and bringing the Rubedo safe to my failed execution.

“Unfortunately I am quite busy with my role in the Abyss and to destroy Celestia so I can't stay to chat with you" She explained as portal appear behind her revealing her Abyss Herald.

"We will meet again (Y/n) and you have a guest behind you that you might not like but something you could release your bloodlust"

The moment she said those words you turned around and blocked a sword with your pickaxes only to find yourself face to face your imposter who looked enraged making you groaned in irritation causing her to sneer at you.

“Of all people have to fight it had to be the one who can’t fight...” You sighed purposely saying that to make the imposter take the bait which she did as you smirked seeing her enraged expression.

“I”LL KILL YOU!!” She screamed, “IF YOU DIE THEN I CAN STILL CONTINUE THIS CREATOR WORLD AND MAKE AETHER ALONG WITH ALL TEYVAT MEN AND WOMEN MINE!!!”

You began to laugh as you put your hand on your face. Your laughed echo the cave as your imposter trembled in rage at you laughing at like she is a fool.

"Did you seriously think…" You placed your hand down as you cockliy smirked at her, "That you could kill me that easily?"

That was the last straw.

Your imposter let out a war cry as your eyes flashed red as both you guys began to attack one another with a sword and pickaxe clashing together creating a large noise that could be heard outside the cave.

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"YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE TO EVERYTHING I HAVE BEEN BUILDING AND SUCCESSFUL USED THE PLAN CELESTIA HAVE GIVEN ME IN REPLACING YOU!"

you dodged another swing from up and down before rolling underneath her as swing your pickaxe at her face before defended it with her sword.

"IF YOU HAVE NOT APPEARED I COULD HAVE EVERYTHING!"

Charged at you and you swing your pickaxes to defend all her attacks as she continued yelling at you.

"I COULD HAVE CONTINUE THIS ANNOYING ROLE JUST SO I CAN HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE I WISH TO HAVE UNDER MY FOOT!"

Another swing deflected.

"I COULD HAVE MADE THAT TRAVELER MINE IF HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR HIS BITCHYING TWIN"

You furrowed your eyebrows but still kept dodging and deflected another attack from her.

"I COULD HAVE BEEN THE QUEEN OF THIS LAND AND MAKE IT INTO MY OWN CREATION!!"

Okay that's enough screaming. Your ears are in pain but at least you know what her desires are and who is the culprit of making her take your identity.

Bending your whole body backwards along with your head avoiding the stab that almost hit your face as you then swing your pickaxes to the side of the imposter causing yelped in pain before getting her self hit by the side of the wall causing her to lose grip on her sword slightly as you then pulled out your crossbow that had one Firework in it before shooting at her face with it.

She screamed in pain as her ears were throbbing in pain, red blood came out of her nose and head as her eyes blurred. She felt another pain causing her to cry as she tried to move making the pain intensive she blinked and shaked away the running noise and once she got her vision not blurry anymore her pupils went small when you appeared crouched infront of her with your pickaxe downward.

"I have a pickaxe-"

She wanted to move but couldn't only to scream in pain realizing she dropped her sword as it stabbed through her to the wall on her arm making her cry out of pain.

"and I'll put it THROUGH YOUR TEETH!"

A scream of agony and pain echo the cave including the outside that is was so loud animals ran away from it.

Your horse neighed before eating as it was lucky it ran away from the fight not wanting to get hurt. While your chat with it either screaming or chasing each other while waiting for your fight to finish.

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WARNING: FOR THOSE WHO HAVE READ MY WARNINGS ABOUT THERE WILL BE A TORTURE SCENE HERE SLIGHTLY AND READER WILL BE LOSING CONTROL FROM HER BLOODLUST.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BECAUSE THIS WILL BE HAVE HEAVY STABBING ALONG WITH GOREY PARTS SUCH US READER DESTORYING HER BODY AND REVIVING IT AND DOING IT ALL AGAIN TO MAKE THE IMPOSTER SUFFER!

IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE YOU MAY LEAVE THE FIC OR PLEASE SKIP IT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WORD:

(END OF THE TORTURE SCENE)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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THUD!

Everyone gasped saw they their 'grace' body fell and battered in the stage with their blood dripping down. Everyone whispered and gasp seeing the color before looking up at you with that is hovering before landing on the stage softly. You clicked your tongue as you kicked the body slightly that was shivering and bleeding in pain. Your chat land on each building cawing loudly.

"Sheesh she was a pain especially I had to damage her vocal cords since they irritated my ears"

Your imposter cried as she reached to the crowd who lean back in disgust causing her to cry even more but spat out more blood when you had place your foot on her chest. Putting pressure on your foot cause more tears run down her face as you leaned your foot glaring at her coldly with your eyes still red and your wings stretched menacingly.

"Look at you" You spoke, "What happened from getting so excited in killing?"

Your imposter couldn't reply but gag out of blood since you have ruined her face and vocal cords. Her right side of her eyes was skinned through and bleeding alot showing you have left a huge scar on her face that will never heal.

"And now you are under my feet with no power and revealing you are not a creator but a stupid mortal just like these people" You pointed your finger at the crowd who bow in fear and guilt but you were still staring at your imposter.

"You had so much fun torturing me and making your minions go after me when I just wanted to go home but NOOOOOOOO" you raised your voice at the end mockly in anger.

The voices were getting louder and faster in telling you to kill her but you ignored it and wanting to continue torturing her.

"You decided to make them go after me and kill me when I just wanted answers if where I was and what you do? You agreed with it and don't care for the people who are gonna help me so long I get killed"

Lifted up your foot causing the imposter to gasp in relief before gagging alot of blood as she saw you stabbing her with her sword grinning sadistically.

"How about I torture you?" You grinned madly, "That way you can feel what I feel but also feel what my friends I made feel that you have killed"

The imposter fell limped as you tut before lifting up your free hand as a message box/chat box appeared. Your glanced at it before quickly typing those words that will forever be embed through everyone in the execution including your imposter who will forever remember it.

"/revive…!"

"Enjou" You called out the Pyro Lector who bow and was floating behind you.

"Yes your majesty?" He said.

"What's the name of this imooster" You said.

"If I recall her real name is: Mei Mallory"

"I see"

You quickly typed that name.

"/revive Mallory Mei 10 times"

Click!

GASP!

Everyone watches the imposter come back alive but her appearance and your face shed off her revealing an older woman with short red purple hair and green eyes that are wide awake. The scar you left on her was still there on her face which may be permanent although that's a good thing since you want to leave a reminder of her biggest mistake.

And that was fighting you when she never stood a chance against you.

"I'm-"

She gasp realizing she could talk but in her original voice instead of your voice.

"Alive?!"

You heard Ei's sharp breath as you glanced at her.

It looks like she recognized one of the people of her nation as the heralds pushed her forward with the chains that are wrapped her body. Actually most of the Archons are all chained up with the same chain you had on you. Even the vision users as well but you could see Aether injured and bruised while Paimon was stuck in a jar that was about her size which was surprising as you glanced at Enjou who shrugged.

"Rubedo said to put her in a jar since we don't have chains for her size" He said without a care.

You looked at Rubedo who also shrugged making you snort. Before looking back at Mallory was struggling to pull out the sword as she is very weak at the moment.

You pulled your sword out of her chest making her cry a bit of the pain before letting out a scream as you stabbed her harder enough to hear it. Everyone in the crowd flinched while parents hid their children again from the sight by covering their eyes and telling them to cover their ears with their hands. You on the other hand still grinned madly as the voices became louder.

DIE! DIE! DIE!

BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

MAKE HER SUFFER

LET HER SCREAM!

TORTURE HER!

BREAK HER ARMS AND LEGS!

MAKE HER FEEL IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

You followed the voices suggestions with nod as you then kept stabbing your former imposter who continued bleeding and screaming only to be revived again. You broke her arms and summoned a random Diamond axe and cut her arms with it making her scream and cry. Blood splattered on your face as you continued cutting her arms and then her legs as more blood spilled the stage.

People looked away in horror while some couldn't watch and crouched down covering their ears with their eyes closed. Some vomited at the gruesome sight. The vision users either looked away or watched the sight in horror. The Archons watched as they are used to the gruesome sight but mainly they are afraid now they realize who their creator is and what they are.

Mallory was revived again but this time you stabbed her face earning a scream from the crowd.

"This is for Razor"

She is revived again and her fingers her cut off and then her arm again. More blood and scream came from her.

"This is for Bennett"

Revived again. You slice her toes, her knees and her legs like a chopping board before slicing her head off.

"This is for making Amy cry"

You scratch her face.

"This is for killing Diona"

Pulled her legs out.

"This is for XiangLing and Guoba"

You based her head on the stage 6 times and then slicing her head off.

"For Xingqiu"

You stabbed her eyes.

"For Chongyun"

You broke her jaw.

"For Sayu"

Head cracked.

"For-"

KILL!! KILL!! KILL!!

Somwhere in the crowd you could see a familiar bough keeper walking to the stage and watching you torture Mallory over and over again before you began to laugh maniacally in excitement finally losing your clam exposesure and killing Mallory again and again.

Mallory continued to cry as she then felt her jaw snapped and crushed. She then got revived and her tongue as cut off along with skull getting crushed as you keep smashing her head on the stone floor as her blood splattered on you and your clothing.

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!

HAHAHHAHAHA YESSS SUFFER BITCH!!

SUFFER!!

DIE DIE DIE!!

FEEL THE PAIN YOU HAVE KILLED FOR NOTHING!!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" You screamed and and just as you were about to stab Mallory's slowly dying body that will be revived again your eyes were covered by a black hand.

"Calm yourself"

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(END OF THE TORTURE SCENE!)

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…Dainsleif?…

Another pair of hands stopped your hand that was about to continue stabbing Mallory with the sword.

"I think you lost control of your bloodlust (Y/n)…"

…Ru…bedo?…

NO CONTINUE!!

KILL KILL KILL!!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!

MAKE HER SUFFER!!

"Shhhh…calm yourself"

"Don't listen to the voices anymore…"

"…"

But the voices continued and just as you were about to break the grip you felt your whole body froze when you felt Dain talking.

"Your brother wouldn't like it if you keep losing yourself to your bloodlust"

!!!

"…"

Suddenly instead of seeing a black hand covering you saw yourself again in the Dream SMP with Tommy and Tubbo being knuckle heads at eachother. You could hear Tommy's laughter and then you felt a hand on your shoulder as you glance and saw Wilbur looking at you with a sad expression.

"Come back to yourself sister"

"…"

"You promised you wouldn't lose control"

You looked at your Mother who is beside Wilbur causing you to lose your composure.

You felt like you were back home.

And just like that you lost your grip on your sword as Mallory began to come back alive but is now crying in fear and in pain. Traumatized of what you did.

Rubedo releasing his hands and Dainsleif remove his hand on your face as you then opened your eyes revealing tired dull (e/c) instead of red. You got off Mallory before kicking her through the crowd as you then stood up wiping away the blood splattered on you. Your chat began to fly around again with many black feathers falling from the sky.

"…I want to go home…"You spoke as you felt a cloak wrapped around you.

"You will go home" Dainsleif said, "For now let's leave"

"…"

You allowed yourself to be dragged away by Dainsleif as the moment your back was facing the crowd you could hear them calling you back desperatly. Portals being opened and felt your back being rubbed comfortingly. Chain noises of being dropped or disappearing as you could hear a lot of footsteps but the Heralds and Lector the block their way to you who continue heading towards one of the portals of the abyss.

"YOUR GRACE WE ARE SORRY!!"

"COME BACK!!"

"I'M SORRY!!"

"PLEASE GIVE US A CHANCE!!"

"YOUR GRACE!!"

"ANOTHER CHANCE PLEASE!!"

"WE DIDN'T MEAN TO!!"

"WE'RE SORRY!!"

"It's too noisy.…" You muttered tiredly.

Suddenly you felt your body picked up in a bridal style and you could hear the chat laughing or teasing you but you didn't care as you were too tired to care properly.

You just want to be with your baby brother again…

"Sleep your grace"

With those words you press your head against Dain's shoulder while closing your eyes and ignoring the sounds behind you. Trying to relax and get some energy since you used it all up for the torture of your imposters.

All you could hear was the screams of anger of Tommy and the laughter of your other halfs making you feel like you are back in the SMP instead of this unknown world that you found yourself in.

You could see Tommy waving at you before running towards his home, Tubbo and Ranboo behind him, Wilbur playing his guitar as he looked at you in happiness-like he hadn't gone crazy or didn't destroy L'Manburg- You then saw your Mother and Father walking with each other as you felt your head being patted looking to the side to see Techno nodding at you before pulling out an axe scaring the boys who screamed in excitement or fear.

The sight was a home for you.

"…I miss you…"

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SHEEEEESH WELP THAT'S A WRAP HAHAHAHAHAHHA

OKAY SO LIKE I THOUGHT I COULD FINISH THIS ON WEEKENDS BUT NOPE I LEGIT FINISHED IT TODAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ANYWAYS YEP THIS IS PRETTY LONG AND DEFINITELY A HUGE PROLOGUE AND ITS STILL PART 1 BECAUSE THEIR WILL BE AN AFTERMATH AND AS I MENTIONED DESTRUCTION!!

I'M SORRY IF THIS CHAPTER WAS VERY DARK AND GRUESOME I WENT OUT WITH A BANG SORRY TAT

BUT TELL ME IF THIS STORY IS OKAY SINCE I'M VERY MUCH RUSTY IN WRITING AND WILL BE EDITING STUFF HERE IF I SEE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH GRAMMAR AND MISSING WORDS.

ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE PROLOGUE AND PROLOGUE PART 2 WILL COME OUT NEXT MONTH!!

Fun fact: back when @willowedwisteria had her old account I was inspired by the SAGAU x Philza Reader to create this except instead of Reader being Philza I made her his child and one of the SBI. Plus I had to tweak and change stuff while listening to this song that kept me going to make this prologue: 👇

But anyways I hope you like this and please do comment, like and reblog! ^^

No hate comments or I will block you and report you since it has been awhile I have made a long prologue like this.

Welp Imma rest now and do Prologue part 2 next month XD

You can message me as I am online sometimes due to being with school! ^^

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nug-chuohku · 3 months

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Don’t Venti at Me! - EB VS SZ Drama Track

Part 1

~ Don’t be Suspicious ~

【 Outside Chuohku City Hotel 】

Jack: ...And this will be the end of our arrangement.

Jack Verrill roughly shoves the envelope into the tiny detective’s chest. With a pout, Shuu looks up at him.

Shuu: Really? I barely did anything! I thought that despite our situation, I could still work with you.

Jack: There’s been a change of plans.

Shuu: But I can-

Without another word, the butler strides away. All Shuu could do was hopelessly watch and sigh.

Shuu: At least he was nice enough to pay for what I did do… But I guess its only fair. Still, why did he bother hiring me? He acts like he didn’t even need me.

Peeking inside the envelope, Shuu’s disappointment vanished and was replaced with hope.

Shuu: Whatever! I hope he comes back. He paid me so well ehehe~!

Tucking the envelope into his pink trenchcoat’s inner pockets, Shuu took in a deep breath and sighed to ease his mind just the slightest. Then with a twirl and a skip, Shuu started to make his way back to the hotel. Passing by an alleyway, the detective paused when he detected a familiar head of pink hair talking with another, taller man. As the blonde man let out a mischievous grin, he slowly crept over to the unsuspecting man. Slowly, slowly, until…

Shuu: Ra! Mu! Da~! I gotcha!!

As Shuu Edogawa leaps into the air, he tackles the unsuspecting Ramuda along with the man whom he is talking with. Two screams echoed into the night before Shuu shoots up and shouts out.

Shuu: I’m sorry Ramu-chan! I didn’t think you’d topple over like a domino…

His words trailed off when he saw who was underneath their pile. A sniveling Yano Ietsuna, wriggling for an escape from the weight of two people on top of him.

Shuu: …Yano?

Yano: T-That hurt! What are you doing, idiot?!

Shuu: S-Sorry, sorry! Come on, both of you guys…

Helping the two stand up again, Shuu brushed the dirt off from Yano, before turning to Ramuda and tidying up his clothes.

Shuu: Usually you’re strong enough to hold me up Ramu-chan. What’s up with you?

Ramuda: Sorry~ You surprised me.

Shuu: I-

Shuu paused, finding Ramuda’s response a little… Odd. Not only that, his behavior was off as well. Normally Ramuda would return the abundance of affection equally or overdramatize how hurt he is by the fall. This time, Ramuda seemed hollow. Like the tone and everything was there, only he didn’t really mean it. Still, he shrugged it off and stepped away once he deemed Ramuda’s appearance as fit again.

Shuu: Nevermind. So, what’cha two talking about? I didn’t know you knew each other!

Ramuda: Aw, of course~! Yano used to be really close with one of my team members so I wanted to say hi to him!

Yano: Hmph, emphasis on used to.

Ramuda: Ahahaha! But you like me still, right?

Strangely, Yano got quiet at Ramuda’s question, his cerulean hues boring into Ramuda’s close-eyed smile. But before anyone could dwell on it any longer, Ramuda chirped again.

Ramuda: I just wanted to meet up with Yano and wish him good luck on the D.R.B.

Immediately, Shuu cries out dramatically playing out as if he’s hurt.

Shuu: Eh? What about me?

Ramuda: You’ll do fine! Yano is a weakling who needs praise to do anything right. Right?

As Ramuda said that, he flashed Yano a sinister smirk which elicited a protest from said man.

Yano: I can do shit on my own, asshole!

Shuu: Don’t be so mean to Ramuda, Yano…

Ramuda: Shuu is right! You’re being a mean bully Yano!

Yano: H-Hey! Don’t twist this onto me!

Ramuda: Wah! Shuu-chan, help me!

Yano: Come here, you…!

Dashing behind Shuu, Ramuda hid behind him and stuck his tongue out at Yano who appeared to step forward but quickly took the action back. Deciding whatever discussion they were having is now over, Yano turns away wordlessly.

Ramuda: Bye bye Yano~!

Cheerfully waving him away, Shuu watched as Yano flipped the bird before he vanished around the corner of the alleyway. Their interaction definitely made it clear they weren’t exactly friendly. Shuu may have only met with Yano when he was crying, but it was obvious he didn’t like Ramuda one bit.

Shuu: Ramuda, what-

Ramuda: Hey, hey Shuu?

Shuu: Y-Yeah?

Pulling Shuu to turn around and face him, Ramuda stared into his eyes with a big grin.

Ramuda: Let’s chat for a second. I have something to ask you…

【 Chuohku City Hotel Hallway 】

Softly, Yano makes his way to his hotel room. Looking to the left, then the right, he fumbles out his keycard and attempts to quietly unlock his door. But much to his disappointment, the lock system lets out a loud beep followed by a click, which seems to summon the neighboring door. Swinging open, his third teammate steps out of his respective hotel room, quickly catching Yano in his sights.

Kensaku: Hm? Oh, Yano-kun!

Kensaku's cheery voice shouts as his door slams behind him loudly.

Yano (mumbling): So much for being quiet…

Slumping his shoulders, Yano is aggressively slapped back into a straight posture by a cheery bluenette roughly patting his back.

Kensaku: You trying to sneak out? Let me tag along! I can’t seem to sleep so I figured I could grab a snack to eat.

Yano: I wasn’t… Sneaking out. I just didn’t want to wake you guys.

Kensaku: Hm… I’m pretty sure that’s still considered sneaking.

Yano rolls his eyes, brushing off Kensaku’s words.

Yano: Whatever. If you’re gonna drag me along, at least spare me some of the dad jokes.

Kensaku: No promises kiddo!

【 Chuohku City Hotel Hallway (Elsewhere) 】

Ding!

Metallic doors slid open, meeting together with the long luxurious hallways of the Chuohku City Hotel. Shuu, wearing a pensive expression slowly walked out, letting the elevator close behind him.

Ramuda’s questions about Jack Verrill were strange. Despite the fact it was well known they weren’t going to be facing each other yet, the pinkette pressed for details about Jack and his relationship with Shuu. And the specificity of the questions made it seem like he knew about Shuu’s work. The work he did for the butler, the specifics… It felt like the pinkette knew even more than what the detective uncovered alone. And that unnerved him greatly. Not to mention the last thing Ramuda decided to tell him.

Shuu (muttering): Don’t get tangled in the strings? Is Jack and Iwao a part of something bigger?

Before he could mull it further, Shuu’s eyes darted up to the sound of Maki at the end of the hall, seemingly arguing with a group of officers blocking Ryuko’s door. Paling at the fact both brothers seemed to have gotten into some trouble, Shuu quickly ran up to the group.

Shuu: Sensei! What happened?

The group looks to the young man, their fight taking pause at his arrival.

Party of Words Official: Are you with this man?

Shuu: Yes ma'am. He isn’t causing you problems, is he?

At those words, Maki glared at Shuu harshly.

Maki: What? Are you here to side with them?

Party of Words Official: Sir, please calm down.

Maki: Is that all you have to say when my brother is being held in his room unjustly? You can’t do this!

Shuu: Maki, calm down now.

Shuu dropping the cutesy nickname seemed to give Maki pause. His eyes darted back and forth between the officers and Shuu before he effectively let out a scoff and stormed off. Shuu could only apologetically bow at the women before he chased after the professor.

Shuu: Maki, please tell me what’s wrong.

No response. Shuu, struggling to keep up with the long strides of Maki was getting frustrated with his attitude. Despite them not knowing each other well, it didn’t feel right. So to get Maki to stop, Shuu sprints after Maki and clings to his arm.

Shuu: Come on! Quit being so cold and talk to me!

Freezing in place, Maki stood silently before letting out a sigh.

Maki: Ryuko got caught.

Shuu: Caught? Like, did he…?

Maki: No! The imbecile just snuck out alone and got caught and...

Maki struggled to put his thoughts into words. All his frustration, anger, and stress felt quite overwhelming.

Maki: I…I don’t know. There’s so much happening now that we are in the same city as her and you know Ryuko. I want to sneak out and start searching too! I just… Just…

Shuu couldn’t help but feel pity for the man. Despite only knowing the basics of the brother’s situation, he knew this tournament was a lot for the both of them to deal with. Hell, it was a lot for Shuu as well. As Maki stood there with clenched fists, Shuu could do nothing but offer a temporary distraction for the teacher.

Shuu: Hey, hey, breathe okay? The hotel has a bunch of shops down the street. Maybe we can get a drink at the cafe? They have some outdoor seating too, so we can get some fresh air…

Maki seemed to hesitate, but the offer seemed like just what he needed. It wasn’t like him to be so tense. And to lash out at Shuu, who really didn't do anything wrong…

Maki: That does sound nice…

Watching Maki’s posture relax just the slightest made Shuu smile.

Shuu: Then that settles it. Let’s go together sensei. And if you’re feeling up to it, you can tell me what sort of trouble Ryu-chan got into. Maybe even make fun of him a little for being such an idiot, huh?

That seemed to make Maki chuckle just the slightest as he nodded. Shuu laughed aloud at Maki’s response, before he grabbed Maki’s hand, doing his best to come up with idle chatter as they made their way back to the elevator.

To be continued…

#hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypnosis microphone #hypnosis microphone oc #chuohku #party of words #toyama division #eco boon #yano ietsuna #kensaku morimoto #suginami division #sazanka zombeez #maki umemoto #shuu edogawa #obihiro division #veiled vanguard #jack verrill

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islandofsages · 2 years

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Heyy could I request platonic venti taking care of his sick friend who has a high fever? Have a nice day!

summary: in which he tries his best to tend to you.

characters: venti x gn!reader

tags: platonic, canon compliant, reader lives in mondstadt, fluff, fic format, diluc is mentioned

warnings: hand-holding

author's notes: sorry for being late again 😭 well, better late than never right lmao,, and yes i threw in yet another will wood reference, someone stop me. anyways i hope you like this and you have a nice day too anon <3

word count: 1.4k

“So uh…what exactly do mortals eat when they’re sick?”

Diluc sighs as he continues to mix a drink, hands and shaker in the air with a posture that could easily be read as this routine being second-nature to him. Venti kicks his feet in a bored manner as he waits for the redhead’s answer, his hands also fiddling, though with his glass of wine. Diluc only has the drunken state of most of the patrons to thank for the lack of attention drawn to Venti’s seemingly strange question.

“Medicine.”

“Yeah but medicine like what? Back in my days, we just drank ourselves to death - and damn it, we liked it!”

Venti playfully reminisces as he takes another sip of his drink and Diluc rolls his eyes at the ridiculous confession. By then, Venti’s beginning to feel a little tipsy, though that is no surprise for his little sip was of his 11th glass of wine. The redhead only shakes his head, already and unfortunately too familiar with the bard’s antics. Even when Diluc starts to rummage through his pockets, Venti pays no mind to his surroundings. “Here. Take them to (Y/N). …Don’t say I’m the one who gave you these though.”

Only when Diluc extends a few packets of medicine and pills does Venti raise his head from the counter curiously. Public display of kindness aside, how did Diluc know he was asking for (Y/N)? Perhaps Jean had told him? Either way, that isn’t a question Venti bothers asking, not when the redhead is offering to be so nice to him…or rather (Y/N). Still, there is one question lounging in Venti's mind.

“And why not, my dear Diluc?”

“Because it’ll make you look like an unsympathetic asshole, you fool.”

Venti lets out a melodramatic gasp at Diluc’s choice of words to which Diluc only rolls his eyes yet again. The latter only puts the packets on the counter and returns to mixing his drink, Venti unaware the shaker is still in his hand in the first place. Venti only stares suspiciously at the medicine - not suspicious of the fact that they came from Diluc, oh no, he is more suspicious of how tiny bits of dust could possibly heal a human being. What curious creatures humans are.

He snatches the packets swiftly and rushes out the door, to Diluc’s dismay. The redhead screams after the bard, the latter already far enough from the tavern to not hear his angry voice boom out.

“You better pay later, you dolt! With actual Mora this time!”

Despite his slight lightheadedness, he’s still somewhat sane enough to at least knock on your door instead of barging in recklessly like an imbecile (though Diluc has called him that in two different ways in one night already). Though…when he hears no verbal response nor footsteps, then he barges into your house. Even so, he tries his best to remain graceful despite the ruckus he’s making would make someone mistake him for a burglar.

“Oh (Y/N)~ I got some medicine for you! Where are you~?”

He searches for you all around the house except for the bedroom where you lay in your bed. You feel the urge to laugh at the sound of his footsteps littering all over your humble abode as if you two are playing some form of hide and seek or Windtrace - but a raspy cough escapes your lips instead, your throat feeling scratchy as all hell. Your more-than-concerning cough acts as a guide for your best friend; merely seconds after your cough, he finds his way to you.

“(Y/N)! There you are! Oh wow, your face is really red…”

He makes his way to you with light steps, borderline tiptoeing. Venti’s smile is quickly replaced by a frown despite - or maybe because of - the weak smile you offer him. He sits on the edge of your bed, on the right side where you lay and for a few moments, he simply observes you and your movements, or lack thereof.

“Um, here, I brought some medicine which I totally didn’t get from Master Diluc. But, uh, if you need anything else, don’t be afraid to ask!”

He says and gently puts the packets of medicine on your stomach, though concealed by a blanket. You manage a laugh this time and a shake of your head makes him scratch the back of his head sheepishly with that signature chuckle of his. You attempt to make a grab for the medicine, and while you are successful, Venti suddenly puts his hand on yours.

“Your body heat’s really high too…wait here.”

He then rises and leaves the room just as abruptly. You were about to tell him that you need some water for the pills; though you do find it amusing how he’s trying so hard to understand and empathize with mortal issues such as illnesses. He may be able to get drunk but you suppose that as an Archon, he is still as immune to diseases despite being able to develop allergies. You then start to wonder…how many milligrams of him is truly him?

“I’m back! Hope you weren’t waiting too long~”

Venti enters and a glint reflected from his hand steals your attention - a full glass of water shimmers, thanks to the ribbons of moonlight twirling their way into your room through your window; oh, you forgot to draw the curtains, you think to yourself. No wonder your room seems to glow despite the lights being off. Your train of thought is interrupted by yet another uncomfortable cough.

Upon hearing that, Venti quickly sits back down on the edge of the bed and hands you the glass with a small nod. You accept his offer and with your other hand, you grab your medicine that Venti totally didn’t get from Diluc. You sigh before you go through the usual meds-taking procedure, gulping down pills you didn’t even bother to question the effectiveness of. Again, Venti only watches you silently, as if you’re an otherworldly specimen that somehow made its way to Teyvat (and maybe you are).

“What’s wrong? Is there something on my face?”

You ask once you think his gaze is becoming a little unnerving. As if a spell has been broken, he blinks once, then twice, and the thin line on his face stretches into a full smile. He leans forward and cups one side of his mouth with his right hand cheekily to whisper-shout.

“Well yes, there is something on your face - a very bright red blush!”

You both laugh at his words, though you choke on a few coughs in between. As soon as you two finish laughing, he takes your hands in his and gently, he caresses them with his oh-so-silky fingers. Up and down, over and over again, soothing whatever phantom pains that once resided in between exhausted flesh. You say nothing and take the time to cherish such a silent moment with him, comforted by his gesture.

“Hey, (Y/N)?”

“Hmm?”

He breaks the silence yet his routine persists. His voice was quiet, an unreadable silence that tickles your curiosity, beside the fact that he looks quite vulnerable at the moment. Your response was simple, as to not give away that curiosity, fearing the cat wounds itself before it even escapes the bag. The bard clears his throat.

“...I think I’m bad at taking care of sick people.”

At that, you let out the biggest laugh your raspy throat could muster. Venti is silent, though his eyes are now on you and on him, is a smaller yet more genuine smile. You make a quick grab for the glass of water just so you wouldn’t choke on your coughs again. Once you finish rehydrating, you intertwine your fingers with his, forcing a halt on his routine. But he doesn’t seem bothered in the least.

“You may be bad at that but you sure are a professional at being a friend.”

He doesn’t reply, save for his tightening grip on your hands; you remember what it’s like to be a good friend yourself. Someone who doesn’t treat you as if you’re made of glass, who doesn’t treat you as if you’re omnipotent, who simply treats you as an entity worthy of compassion and kindness - Venti is that to you. And you hope you are that to him too.

Love can be quite contagious, after all.

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,,, 500 AAAAAAAA!! long-awaited, v well deserved milestone omghasjam??? i think i met u just around when u hit 400?? :0 not sure not sure, v glad i got to meet u, will be here for all milestones in the future !! anyways,,, wah . CONGRATULATIONS AAAA

event,, event,, tumbles over . i feel like u know me well enough to know who i am req for but!! xiao, reader insert!! um, a song? would be angels like you - miley cyrus. the genre being,, uh,, angst. aha. ahahahahj. i think i'll leave the trope/au up to u !!

again again, cONGRATULATIONS? big milestone!! only bigger ones to come, yes? hugs u super tight then runs away

babe i am in love with the way you talk this is so animated i love it

Angels Like You

Fandom: Genshin Impact

Character: Xiao

Warnings: College au, slightly suggestive content at the end (its nothing much tho), angst w/no happy ending/an open ending. Slightly ooc xiao bc i kinda made him an asshole im sorry (not really), not proofread & written during a bad writers block hit

Notes: i had such high hopes for this and then it died. but hey i do hope u like it ily babe <3 /p

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I know that you're wrong for me Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave I brought you down to your knees 'Cause they say that misery loves company

12:13 AM.

You checked the clock again. Still, no text.

No text for the last three days.

It wasn’t close finals. There wasn’t anything special going on. And your boyfriend, Xiao, has never been one for straight As and studying all day.

No, he was probably out with his friend Venti again, or just ignoring you.

In the beginning, it was easier to deal with. He was a probably busy guy! And then you saw how he typically lived—in his dorm 90% of the time, save class and food—and knew that wasn’t the case. And you knew there were some times he just didn’t want to talk to people.

You were so understanding with everything. But for the last week, he’d done nothing but leave you on read or send one-word answers to all of your texts, never pick up the phone, and never texted you first. Even before this, he’d been spacey. And to a certain degree, you understood that, too.

But it was the bullshit excuses that ground on your last nerve.

“Just not up to it,” he’d say. Or, “my phone wasn’t on”. Or he wouldn’t reply at all. And last week, when you confronted him about it, he wouldn’t tell you anything besides that.

Sure, you’d gotten to the point of doubting how upset with all this you were. He needs his space, after all, and you didn’t want to be too overbearing. But he didn’t act like your boyfriend anymore, and your friends had been telling you for weeks it wasn’t worth the heartache if he wasn’t going to try talking it out.

12:19 AM.

Xiao <3wanna come over for a bit

You sighed. No response to any of your previous texts, of course, but it was something. So, despite how late it was, you made your way over to his apartment. It wasn't far off-campus, so no big deal.

You knocked on the door upon arrival and he let you in a few moments later. No hello, no kiss, just walked away. He grabbed something out of the fridge and asked if you wanted anything. You declined and sat on the couch.

Xiao sat next to you, sitting his arm on the back of the couch. Not quite on your shoulders, but you hoped that’s where he was going. You’d missed him a lot, lately. “How come you asked me over?” you asked as he sat down. “Anything special.”

He shrugged. “Not really. Just haven’t seen you in a while, is all. Sorry it’s late.”

“I don’t mind.”

The two of you sat for a while—in silence somewhere between content and uncomfortable. He was never much of a talker, but for some reason, it was worse when the only noise was the neighbors across the hall playing music you could barely hear.

“Hey,” he said, pulling his arm away from behind you to hold your face. He leaned in slightly, leaving enough room for you to pull away if you chose. Instead, you leaned in. The soda he’d been drinking mixed well with whatever chapstick he had on. When he kissed you like this, it was always soft but pleading for more. He never pushed, but if you agreed, it was a long night for you both.

His hand slid to hold the back of your neck and he slowly kissed down the other side. “Do you wanna—” he found a spot behind your ear he knew you liked, and you gasped— “head back to my room?”

You thought for a moment, before nodding. Xiao smiled, planted one more kiss on your lips, and helped you up.

Another day, you thought. Another day you could worry about all the things flying through your head. For now, you’d just enjoy your time with him.

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aetheternity · 1 year

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Sorry can I rant about lantern rite in your inbox? It was just so… disappointing, I came away feeling like I had wasted my time. First of all, it was nothing like the first trailer showed it would be. That line about “it’s good to take off the mask once in a while,” I was so excited for Venti and Xiao to be able to to put down their facades for a night and just be authentic but that’s not what happened in the slightest. Hoyo layered Venti’s obnoxious mortal bard act on thicker than it normally is. Literally none of that was the thoughtful authentic Venti I love, it almost felt like a whole different character. And then there’s Xiao. The trailer made it seem like he’d be battling his karma debt so he could be around people and finally enjoy lantern rite and it’d be a really serious storyline. Nope. Xiao showed up because Hu Tao mentioned her ancestors worked with the yakshas and Xiao was like “welp I guess I have to come then” ?? Xiao hates being around people, the traveler has been trying to get him to join in for two lantern rites and he refused each time because he doesn’t want to hurt people but Hu Tao shows up and suddenly he’s game? And when he was there it was so awkward. He seemed incredibly uncomfortable and it made it hard to enjoy the cutscenes. Honestly, I don’t blame him. I thought this was going to continue the storyline of helping Xiao get used to modern Liyue and come out of his shell a bit. It was a milestone, his first lantern rite with people. But if I were Xiao, after that I’d never want to be in a room with more than two people ever again.

That whole thing was one big game of “don’t let the others know we know each other” between Venti Zhongli Xiao and also Xingqiu apparently. At first Venti and Zhongli’s dynamic of passive aggressively complimenting each other so it sounds like insults was pretty funny, but it just kept going and quickly became stale. Not to mention, knowing that it made Xiao uncomfortable took all the humor out of it. That was our first in game archon interaction and it fell flat.

And Hu Tao, she was worse than both the archons, asking Xiao on his opinions on Zhongli being an adeptus. Not entirely out of character, but annoying nonetheless. Also, Hu Tao is like the Kaeya of Liyue. It’s never been revealed in canon that she knows the archon’s identities, but we still know that she knows somehow anyway.

Back to Venti though, again, he seemed out of character. I could se Hu Tao doing what she did. I can’t see Zhongli being that petty, but I don’t care about him enough to be mad at his mischaracterization. Venti however was treated like a joke. He was so damn inconsiderate of Xiao. Traveler was right, it was his fault (among others) that Xiao had such a bad time. He kept being petty with Zhongli with no regard for the other guests and how much tension and awkwardness he was creating. Venti would never upset someone he knew was an introvert. Venti would be the best person to have with you at large social gathering because he would be considerate. Again, I just feel so bad for Xiao, it’s like half the people at that table don’t give a shit about him.

On the subject of Venti, why was he even there? He didn’t do anything important, his appearance was not serious and comforting like it was portrayed in the trailer. If anything, his appearance actively made things worse, which is something I thought I’d never say. It breaks my heart to see him portrayed in that way. He’s a bit of a harmless menace sometimes, but he’s not a straight up asshole. He mentioned he was there for the music festival and the traveler thought to themself about how the festival was a last minute thing so how did he know, implying that Venti was there for a different reason- but they just never elaborate on it. Why create suspicion like that if it doesn’t matter? And anyway, he wasn’t even at the music festival. Frankly, I think he should have been in it. He deserved better than to be shoehorned into the epilogue as comic relief. He’s a bard, he should have had the spotlight. Erika killed it at Weinlesefest with her impromptu singing, imagine how well she’d do with a backing track. At least it’d be loads better than whatever happened with Hu Tao and Xinyan. Honestly, I think Hoyo was only trying to copy Erika’s Weinlesefest success with that. Bad move, can’t top the original, should have just let Venti do it. (For the record even though I was not impressed with the performance, I don’t think it was the VAs fault, and I definitely don’t appreciate seeing them harassed over a game.)

Gotta say, my favorite part has to be Venti’s interactions with Xingqiu, an unlikely duo, but I found their shared appreciation of writing to be cute and endearing. I liked watching them nerd out together. And Hu Tao also had some good interactions with Venti (when she wasn’t bullying Xiao) I kind of want to see the three of them in a poetry club together just talking about literature and whatnot. I just really like their dynamic, my weird little poetry nerds deserve some time to themselves. <3

The interactions between Xingqiu Xianling and Chongyun were also pretty good. They felt like just a nice authentic conversation between friends. Xingqiu being a baby and giving away his carrots then getting scolded for it, I love him sm.

Back to the criticism, the cutscenes as a whole were really awkward aside from a few nice moments. Thanks to certain people there was a layer of tension in the air the entire time. And what even was that second half? We were fighting over who was going to light the incense before settling on Paimon? Why? What was the point of that? It wasn’t funny or entertaining aside from some of the expressions. It just confused me more than anything. Overall, we talked a lot, but it still feels like nothing happened you know? I was like “the first archon meet up and Xiao’s first real lantern rite, obviously there will be a plot to this, something really interesting is going to happen.” Nope. Venti mentioned he and Xiao had a conversation recently, and while I’m not a Xiaoven shipper in any way, I bet it was more interesting than what we saw. What could prompt an archon from another nation and an adeptus to talk? Is this their first time seeing each other since that time in Xiao’s story quest lore? Or do they meet up every once in a while? We should’ve gotten lore.

Even after the cutscene, the part where we went around and talked to the characters was weird. Why was Yanfai who had 50 seconds of screentime before being literally dragged offscreen by Ganyu there but Shenhe wasn’t, and more importantly, why did we hardly get to talk to anyone at all. We only spoke to Zhongli Yaoyao and Xiao (who only said like three lines). With everyone else it was like we were eavesdropping on their conversations which just felt awkward. I know I’ve said awkward some 15 times now, but if I had to choose one word to sum up the lantern rite epilogue, that would be it. It might be nitpicking but the eavesdropping thing made me a bit uncomfortable, I don’t see why we couldn’t just talk directly to everyone and have an actual personal conversation like we did after gaa and Weinlesefest. I only enjoyed the chat between Xingqiu Hu Tao Chongyun and Xianling because I really like the dynamic those characters have. Venti at the end of the cutscenes was like “bye traveler, come talk to me later on the crux” when what he really meant was “bye traveler, come watch me complain to Kazuha about how Beidou won’t indulge my alcoholism later on the crux.” Although credit where credit is due, Erika did really well in that interaction. The voice acting and expressions for the epilogue were pretty good.

I’ll admit that when I first heard leaks of windblume coming in 3.5 I was like great for Venti lovers, but I kind of feel bad for the people that don’t. Having to see him appear back to back when their fav probably hasn’t shown up in forever doesn’t seem fair. Now I think that it wouldn’t be fair if we didn’t get windblume. Venti’s appearance here and everything surrounding it was just so disappointing that I think we’re owed an event with Venti that’s actually good. I enjoyed the first windblume and Weinlesefest (they’re not Venti’s story quest levels of amazing but I liked them) so I have high hopes for this if it turns out to be true, all I can say is it better be.

Wow, I feel a lot better now. Sorry again. You don’t have to read all that, I just had a lot of thoughts. I’d love to hear your thoughts on the epilogue as well if you’d like.

You had a field day in my inbox, Anon. More power to you because without this ask I probably wouldn't have been able to construct my own post with my own thoughts on the LR this year.

Let me just start off by saying this LR sucked. Like not just the epilogue the entire thing was bad. It felt like it was written by an intern that started work at Hoyoverse three weeks ago. The first two stories feel completely disjointed from the epilogue like the idea for the epilogue came last and they HAD to put it in there. Too many characters got too much screen time: Ganyu's boring ass and Zhongli. While others did not get enough: YANFEI, Shenhe, I'll say Yelan as well actually, BEIDOU, fucking Kazuha (Like seriously why is Kazuha never at the LR if any character from another nation deserves to attend one of these it's fucking Kazuha. Like he was on the ship?? Why didn't he head into the city with Beidou?? What is he grounded or something?, Qiqi never gets time to shine and it sucks they clearly don't know what the fuck to do with her. Ningguang also didn't get enough screen time.

It felt like they put all the characters on a check list and go ok who do we need to be in the story now? Him alright just put him in there I guess, oh yeah she needs screentime too uh uh throw her into this scene. There are too many Liyue characters now.

You know the best part of the Weinlesifest? The fact that every character even if not utilized well feels like they had a place in the story. Everyone had some kind of part to play and it felt good to run into any character at any time but they cannot do it well when it comes to Liyue. It clearly can't work anymore.

I do want to talk about the things I enjoyed though because despite it all the LR did have somethings that weren't awful. I loved Xinyan showing up again I really like her character and I wish she could've gotten a reunion with Venti too. I was so incredibly happy to see Shenhe even though she did basically nothing and if you took her out of the story nothing would change. (She's my wife though 🥺) Guizhong is so so hot and I'm mad that she's dead because I want her to be playable more than any other character we've gotten so far. I'm normally not into short women but omg. Chongyun was so freaking cute and I loved watching him Xiangling and Xingqiu all being together the less Xingyun (singular) the better. I love how awkward the scene of Traveler walking up to the funeral parlor was. Hu Tao is just badly rapping and Xinyan is playing on the guitar and Traveler was like: 😶😬 now that's how you utilize cringe correctly! I'm a huge Xiaother shipper as you already know seeing as your on my page so ANY interaction between Xiao and Aether are some of my favorite things ever! I really enjoyed seeing Venti geek over the Crux Fleet and his friendship with Kazuha is so freaking cute!! If I wasn't scared of that ship getting a bigger following I would hope that we could get more of them in the future. And last but not least despite how genuinely awful Venti was in this event over all and how unneeded he was he is still my favorite bard and he is so cute. His expressions were precious and I cannot begin to explain how happy I was that they didn't reset and just have Venti forget Xingqiu. Thank all the archons that they still know each other it was nice to watch them interact again. And of course I like that the brought back Hu Tao's love of poetry in the form of her interactions with Venti. It felt so unbelievably sweet how well those two get along. I'm always happy to see Venti making a new friend.

Gonna speed run the things I hated because all of this is super long and everyone is gonna hate me for how much they'll have to scroll to get through this answer on my blog. (I'll put a read more later)

I slightly disagree with the thing you said about Xiao showing up because of Hu Tao talking about her ancestors working with the Yakasha's. I feel like Xiao was already moving in the direction of being willing to interact with other's as it was and after Perilous Trails he realized that he could be a little more lenient with his interactions so long as the people around him possess elemental power. He also slightly suggest that hearing Hu Tao talk about the guests possessing such power meant Traveler would be among them and that was also a reason for him to join as well. Though I do agree that if anyone should've been able to convince Xiao it should've been Traveler one hundred percent. They did all the work in breaking down Xiao's walls and Hu Tao gets the credit???? Fuck off 🙄

Xiao being awkward was both cute and sad. Cute because he's so jittery and restless that he looks like a lost puppy. But sad because I know exactly what that feeling is like. I wouldn't say he hates being around people so much as he just isn't used to it. He's always playing keep away because he's worried about his karma and doesn't want the people around him to be affected by it. Hu Tao was being so weirdly prying towards him and I know she was joking but I wish she would've just left him be. Felt more like an interrogation than jokey joke poking fun between friends. Plus Venti was so full of energy and high strung that Xiao seemed to be poorly taking in that energy while not being able to give the same back. He clearly doesn't know how to communicate with Venti (more reasons why xiaoven is fucking dumb). I'm pretty sure the conversation Venti refers to though is the one in the Trailer however. I felt pretty bad for Xiao too his first proper interaction with humans should've been at a dinner between the Perilous Trails cast not these guys.

Tiny little paragraph to say that almost the entire dinner made me feel uncomfortable. Especially the way everyone was praising each other for doing their normal jobs?? It didn't feel like they were doing it genuinely (except for a couple interactions) it felt like being forced to go to a family reunion where everyone's trying to be polite and not bring up the recent family controversy. Bad cringe. Plus the way everyone started praising Paimon at one point?? Shut all the fucks up! That bitch is about as useful as bubble wrap on a dog. It was so fucking forced and the way they made Venti compliment her the most?? Eat a bag of dicks Venti stop being a fake ass hoe you know damn well you called her annoying in one of your voicelines. 😒 He has basically no reason to like her! Outside of her being Traveler's friend she calls him tone deaf bard every single time they meet up. She's an immature, inconsiderate like roach and I wish she'd get run over by a cart.

Little ramble within a rant. Can't stand YaoYao I said it before and I'll say it again she's just Liyue Nahida to me. What a lackluster character. Adorable design however.

The cutscene felt so thrown in. I found very little to enjoy about it. I love that Xinyan finally got to sing but why should I care when it was this.. awful. It isn't the VA's fault of course. Direction matters and obviously every song that's amazing in Chinese when directly translated with a limited amount of time is going to sound far worse in the new language then it did in the old. Yeah the song sounds way better in the original language but no fucking shit. Anyone who makes it the VA's fault is a huge dick head and I hate them. There's so much more to it and the VA's did they best they could with the direction and limited time they were given.

Now onto Venti, OOOO VENTI I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST. I spent all that time weeks in advance wishing he would just not show up. I was like please no please no and while his interactions with the characters weren't as bad as I thought they'd be they were horrible in new ways. I need Hoyo to stop writing fanon Venti so bad. Hoyo stop writing fanon Venti challenge. His interactions with Zhongli were so uncomfortable and while I don't feel like they were being passive aggressive I just hate how fucking bland these two were. THIS IS THE FIRST ARCHON - ARCHON INTERACTION WE GOT. I hate Zhongven but you're telling me these two are old friends?? Be so fucking for real. They talked for a couple minutes inside then Venti just fucks off to go hang out with Kazuha. You haven't seen your friend in some years Venti what the actual fuck. I completely agree that Venti added nothing to the story and he shouldn't have been there. They should've just let Kazuha come to the LR for once. I hate the stupid, "Uh oh can't let the humans know we know each other and that we're all super old so lets pretend we've heard of each other but just properly talked today." It was atrociously hard to watch omg. Like everyone at the table was hiding some kind of secret from everyone else except for maybe two characters?? How am I supposed to buy them all becoming friends when some of their first interactions with each other are "oop can't let my true identity slip." It was so fucking painful. They ruined my poor angel Venti so much in this, he was literally fanon Venti in every way shape and form aside from possibly bringing up alcohol every five seconds. At this rate he's going to be sucking Diluc's dick for wine and watching Albedo destroy Mondstadt from a tree while strumming his lyre.

I remember NPC Venti from the Weinlesifest and how soft and sweet he was. The way he talked about Razor and referred to himself as an old grandpa. The like joke about him almost going blue while trying to get the winds of the past up and his little antidote about wanting Traveler to be happy because Traveler's happiness is important to him. God he was great there. I need that Venti back dammit. Throw this new Venti away he sucks. (I wanna sing that song so bad in this little section, the one that's like: I miss the old Kanye set on his goals Kanye but I think it'll ruin my argument so I'll leave it out.)

If we truly are getting a Windblume festival next patch I am so sorry for the people who haven't seen their fav in forever. Special shout out to people whose favorite characters are: Yanfei, Sucrose, Noelle, Amber, Farzun, Kokomi, Shenhe, Qiqj, Beidou, Childe and Yomiya because Hoyo doesn't like your fav and I am so sorry that Venti is currently hogging the screen time.

Though I really really hope that they give us back the Venti we love sometime soon because this new Venti has to go. He sucks and I hate him and I don't like hating my favorite character. But that's not Venti!

I'm glad you could piece together your thoughts like that anon. After all it gave me the opportunity to indulge in my feelings. Glad you feel better too. 😊

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borbsbirbs · 1 year

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Remembrance (Chat log 2)

TW: School/College, mentions of Kaeya's previous father, Scaramouche and Ei not having the best relationship but not the worst, implied dissociative identity disorder, kaeya and diluc being close but nobody, including themselves knows whether it's familial or romantic... ask me if you want something else added to this list

MASTERLIST

venti: @viator I KNOW YOU WENT ONLINE

venti: COME BAKC HERE

viator: :3

venti: Oh god oh fuck who are you

viator: Nobody<;3 viator: But that aside, please visit Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! We've got discounts~

Zhongli Lapis Dei: My apologies, Venti. It seems the Director has taken Aether's cellphone.

viator: no idea what you mean, dusty Zhongli.

viator: sorry, m'back. used my phone last night n the battery died. also hu tao stole my phone

venti: Wonderful! venti: that first part not the second and third

viator: and no you can't copy my theater assignment. viator: I had a different one so i ain't being picky

viatrix: and we'll get the paperwork done by tonight, ning

viatrix: We're already on top of it

venti: Leave it to the wonder twins to do this kinda stuff

Kaeya’s smirk is easy for all to see that lunch break, laughing at his friend group’s shenanigans from afar. With a gentle ping, a name pops up in his Direct Messages- one who doesn’t usually speak to him.

Direct Message: Hu Tao > Kaeya Alberich

HT: okay jokes aside, Can you read this? HT: screenshot-xx-xx-60xx.png

KA: 1) It looks like Khaenri'ahn but if Khaenri'ahn was the simplified version of the alphabet which is already insane KA: 2) howst the fuck did you get this?

HT: So I found Aether in a cafe and stole his phone HT: Looked at his DMs, found that He and Lumine NEVER dm each other HT: and that he and Mr. Dain talk in wingdings

KA: Okay also why'd you chose me?

HT: History nerd.

KA: I am not, i just have an interest in Khaenri'ah and only Khaenri'ah.

HT: Because of that old bedtime story?

KA: i guess?? KA: i mean if an entire nation vanishes in one night i'd like to investigate it KA: and lowkey my sperm donor of a dad might be??? from??? KA: oh but if it's something older than khaenri'ahn KA: Luc probably can't read it either KA: He can read p much anything but not like grammatically correct, and if it's as specialized as this elaborate not-Khaenri'ahn then KA: idk

HT: hhh u and diluc are really close huh

KA: his dad literally saved my life KA: and we grew up together

HT: U dating or just bros

KA: good question

HT: So?

HT: hey wait don't leave

HT: DON”T LEAVE ME ON READ YOU PIRATE FRUITCAKE

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CHATROOM: Teyavt Vision Academy of the Arts Official

Noelle: Don't forget to take breaks though, okay?

Thoma: Yeah, you should take a break once in a while, and we'll pick up the slack

xiao: or you could let us do it, so you don't overwork yourselves.

Albedo: "do as i say not as i do"

Xingqiu: and it appears the sassmasters have arrived

[venti] has changed [Albedo]'s name to [Sassbedo]

[venti] has changed [xiao]'s name to [Alasass]

Alasass: wait why my last name

venti: xiao isn't very punnable

Sassbedo: And mine is?

venti: . venti: perhaps venti: OH YEA B4 I FORGET

Alasass: don’t change the topic

venti: @Dorm Leaders have all collectively decided that we're having another inter-dorm game night yaaay venti: it's going to be in Anemo dorms as per the usual venti: so uh ye

Ei: when did we decide that?

Zhongli Lapis Dei: I believe Raiden was at the front

Ei: Oh, so that's what her note was about? Okay then Ei: Should I still get kunikuzushi?

ajax: scara is a shorty lil asshole i don't think he'll come even if you asked

Fandango: Who's a shorty asshole? Fandango: ... Fandango: and who the fuck changed my name

[Ei] has changed their name to [Fan of Dango]

Fan of Dango: Now we match

Fandango: shut the fuck up

Fan of Dango: but I didn't change your name

Fandango: sure. might not be you but might be raiden

venti: SIBLING FIGHT! nice @kae @luc (? y’all whats the status), uhh @Shenhe @Chongyun i don't wanna ping klee for obvious reasons, teucer ain't in this chat and he's too precious and um @Jean Gunholder @Barbara⭐ maybe? Oh and @viator @viatrix @viatwinz

venti: you know maybe it’d be easier if we just made a role for all of em

Fandango: shut up

Shenhe: We're not siblings

venti: @siblingfight there we go

Fan of Dango: What did I do wrong, Kuni?

Fandango: SCARAMOUCHE AIN"T EVEN MY NAME

Chongyun: We're technically auntie and nephew but i guess we're close enough to count??

ajax: but you are a commedia dell'arte stock villain clown

Fandango: Yes and you're a dainty old character

Xingqiu: Considering how Shenhe gives me that "Sibling in law" stare, I believe you two are close enough to be considered siblings Xingqiu: You're a lot closer than some other siblings i know though

ajax: wait what ajax: IS THAT WHAT TARTAGLIA IS??

Chongyun: That's fair

Fandango: yes old man

Jean Gunholder: I'm online. Jean Gunholder: That's not my last name. Can somebody change it?

ajax: If someone here is the old man, it's zhong

Ningguang: I would, if I had the power to.

Zhongli Lapis Dei: I'm not that old...

Jean Gunholder: Can you guys take it to DMs? Jean Gunholder: and Zhongli, can you change my name?

Zhongli Lapis Dei: If I knew how.

venti: No it's funny

Fandango: Old man

ajax: Old man

venti: SAME BRAIN!

Fandango: shut up

ajax: Shut up

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autumn-foxfire · 2 years

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A huge part of this fandom likes to view zhongli as the bad evil, manipulative asshole who cares for no one. Even with the last xiao quest, they twisted it somehow to him manipulating xiao and enslaving him. They see his care for contracts as a fault but don’t realize that he did so in the first place because he wanted to honor guizhong and protect liyue. I know everyone is entitled to their HC but i really dislike this portrayal of him and i have long stopped checking ao3, because no matter the ship or character, the risk of running into this portrayal of zhongli is never zero. I also used to not mind either dynamic for chili but now i can only tolerate one side because the other is filled with landmines it’s really tragic

Yeah, as you can see I've noticed it too and it's infuriating. I'm so tired of seeing threads on twitter about how the other two archons that we know about are much better gods to their nation than Zhongli was because these people refuse to understand him and pushed him into a box he doesn't belong.

I hate people using Zhongli's contracts as proof that he's cruel when one of his rules for contracts is that they need to be fair. He was also fair in his punishment to those who broke contracts as we saw in his first character quest. Even Paimon and the Traveler believed he was going to hurt the girl even though they should know by now that he's not that type of person.

What's interesting though is that a contract is a formal promise and people love to praise the characters who try to keep their promises and punish those who don't, like Childe.

I headcanon that it's one of the reasons Zhongli was drawn to Childe because they both value promises. People love to make Zhongli and Childe out like they're opposites but they have a lot in common which is why I think they make a good couple.

Personally, I avoid a lot of content in fandom now, especially when it comes to specified top Zhongli fics on AO3 as I find people who enjoy it are more likely to make Zhongli into a cruel god who needs Childe to show him how to be human which is incredibly ironic as Childe is more isolated from humanity than Zhongli.

Actually, I find it annoying that people think Zhongli needs help learning about humans from Childe because that's what he learned from Guizhong! She helped him connect with the humans he was protecting and he's continued to do so beyond her death. Zhongli is actually pretty intrigrated with the humans of Liyue. If anything, now is the time for Zhongli to focus on himself.

I really disliked Xiao at first because some of his fans and the vocal fans of the ship for Xiao and Venti liked to portray him as the suffering servant under Zhongli. No matter what Zhongli does for Xiao, whether it's saving him from his previous master, making sure he has medication to help with his Karmic Debt or even saving him when he was about to sacrifice himself, he's always the bad guy to these people.

Actually can we discuss Zhongli saving Xiao a bit more? And all of their interactions during that quest. Xiao didn't come to Zhongli to ask for permission to find out the identity of the nameless Yaksha, he did it as a formality because of his loyalty towards Zhongli. In the Chinese version, Zhongli asks him if he really has to go and when Xiao says he needs too, he doesn't push any harder and accepts it's something he needs to do. Yet he still made sure to keep an eye out on Xiao incase he faced danger he couldn't escape from.

If that doesn't say how much Zhongli cares about Xiao, I really don't know what will.

It's honestly gotten to the point I try to avoid fics with Xiao in if I can because I'm tired of Zhongli being made the antaognist in them, especially ship fics. I remember a story I was reading on AO3 I was enjoying until they introduced Zhongli and he was behaving like such a goddamn creep it actually gave me goosebumps.

Zhongli is such a caring soul, he's the doting grandfather of Liyue. He has his faults but he's nowhere near as bad as some people like to make him out to be. It's because he's both a god and part dragon and because of this people like to force the western view of gods and dragons onto him. We need more fics that focus on the qilin aspect of his character.

#genshin impact #zhongli #sorry I had a lot to say because I love zhongli #I also got over my dislike for xiao because he's a great character and the canon bond that he and zhongli share is so deep

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always-andromeda · 2 years

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Helloooooooooo Miss Coffee Beannnnn. I have drank an entire gallon of Monster Energy drinks, all just pipeline punch, I put it in one of those huge sports jugs, and 3 venti lattes with espresso. It is almost 9:40 pm and I'm pretty sure that if I tried hard enough I could clip between walls and dimensions. I also had a redbull earlier while at work. I am vibrating, and I am so god damn hungry that I might cry. A woman yelled at me because we don't carry the cookie brand she wants (I work at a popular east coast grocery store chain) and I almost gave her an extra asshole. I haven't slept properly in 3 days and I lost my comfort stuffed animal in the tornado of my bedroom. But it is what it is, fuck it, we ball. I literally love you and the Pierre fic almost made me cry.

Love, Brewster

-🍼

(Ps, the baby bottle emoji has just become permanently glued to my recents emojis lmao)

Ugh, first of all, I don’t understand folks that take out their anger on poor service workers?? Like I can be an angry person sometimes but like…I can control myself enough to usually be kind to those who happen to be around me?? So like, Jesus, I’m sorry you deal with literally fucking babies every day who can’t regulate their emotional responses like well adjusted adults! 🙃

Also, I’m not an energy drink person but I’m thinking…with the way this event is gonna turn out…I MIGHT HAVE TO START. Lol, probably not. I will probably go for an iced coffee and hope it doesn’t spike my anxiety (it’s a 50/50 gamble lol)!!

I hope you find your stuffed animal, bud!! I have a very special one that if I can’t find, I’ll get upset too (also gonna do a stuffed animal reveal tonight because fuck it, we’re having fun this week and also I promised soph I’d post mine lol).

Love you lots, Brewster!! 🤎💕✨✨✨

#askmeda✨#anon ask✨#brewster🍼

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