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i will say i would rather die than drink a full fat coke then go and consume half my daily recommended calories in alcohol
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eric-sadahire · 8 months
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When alcohol doesn't count:
1. When it's sunny
2. Your birthday
3. Friday nights
4. All weekend
5. If you're already drunk
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sunshineduo · 2 years
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wait hold o n my url is a duo name nvm i take it back i lvoe duo names ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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waterparksdrama · 11 months
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they played pink last night. feeling totally #normal
he didn't sing The Line so it #doesntcount - iz
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hollowslantern · 1 year
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it's so funny how you can never ever have malos on your team (excluding chapter 1 which doesntcount cause he's not on your side) and he's like the ONLYYYYYYYYYY guy. who never no matter what even if others get a pass to break reality to be on your side he will NEVER GET TO JOIN YOU!!!!!! AND BY FUNNY I MEAN
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eulchu · 6 months
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idk if in game trash talk counts or not but i still think about that one george rant during crab game when he was like you are actually dog water i am so much faster and nimbler
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD it doesntcount because they were being silly and dream threw bc he couldnt stop laughing
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toddbotblog · 2 years
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The Poet hasn’t done anything in today’s #thepoetcomic ❤️ In case you missed it, there are The Poet T-SHIRTS, MUGS, & really nice TOTES at the link in bio! ALSO: The newest book collection of The Poet strips “Making It Up As I Go Along” is AVAILABLE NOW! 🥳 AND: If you enjoy my comics, please consider telling your friends about it and/or purchasing The Poet BOOKS which are now available (only $8!) - LINK IN BIO! It’s the best way to support my work! SO: Ask your local bookstore to order it for you via Indiebound, order straight from me, or from Barnes & Noble or even feed the corporate beast of Amazon if you have no other recourse - all options are on the table! #art #dailycomics #comics #poetry #poet #makingcomics #drawingcomics #comicstrip #toddwebb #toddbot #artistsoninstagram #thepoet #poetrycomics #dailycomicstrip #webcomics #parkbench #birdsofinstagram #pigeon #pigeonsofinstagram #poetsofinstagram #funnypoetry #dailycomic #comicsoninstagram #bookstagram #smallthings #writingpoetry #doingnothing #writeitdown #doesntcount https://www.instagram.com/p/Cing4jrudsl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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