#doctor blowhole

[starleska]

Neil Patrick Harris about to hit me with that fourth evil showman-bastard fixation and i couldn't be more excited 🔥🔥🔥

#he's just so good at being bad!!! 🙈 #dr blowhole #count olaf #the music meister #the toymaker #penguins of madagascar #a series of unfortunate events #batman: the brave and the bold #doctor who #neil patrick harris #nph #starleskatalks

[pnfoutofcontext]

#so I also run a My Little Pony out of context blog #and that show also had an episode called 'It's About Time' #so I'm making this a thing on both blogs #It's About Time Tuesday #new caps from the episode 'It's About Time!' every Tuesday until I run out #I also watched Penguins of Madagascar as a kid #and that show ALSO had an episode with the same title #but y'know #I don't have a blog dedicated to it #I do have a blog that's disproportionately popular with the PoM fandom though #a take on the 'yourfaveis...' genre #yourfavdolphinisjw #which is a reference to an inside joke I had with my friends on discord #the blog's only post with more than one note is one that claims that Doctor Blowhole #(dolphin character from Penguins) #is a jehovah's witness #kindly Old Man Simmons #Bucky #It's About Time! #Phineas and Ferb #out of context #Lawrence Flynn-Fletcher #Phineas Flynn #season 1

[mlpoutofcontext]

#since I also run a Phineas and Ferb blog #and that show also had an episode called 'It's About Time' #I'm making this a thing on both blogs #It's About Time Tuesday #new caps from the episode 'It's About Time' every Tuesday until I run out #I also watched Penguins of Madagascar as a kid #and that show ALSO had an episode with the same title #but y'know #I don't have a blog dedicated to it #I do have a blog that's disproportionately popular with the PoM fandom though #a take on the 'yourfaveis...' genre #yourfavedolphinisjw #which is a reference to an inside joke I had with my friends on discord #the blog's only post with more than one note is one that claims that Doctor Blowhole #(dolphin character from Penguins) #is a jehovah's witness #Letter to Celestia in the tags #mlp #my little pony #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #It's About Time #out of context #Spike #Twilight Sparkle #season 2

[bones4thecats]

أهلا please can you write a story about Poseidon and his wife the goddess of moon, he love her so much but she lost her memory and forgot it and now he is trying to help her remember him despite his pain. Sorry for my bad language

Type of Writing: Request Character: Poseidon Name: Poseidon with Moon Goddess! Reader that Loses Her Memory Requester: @75rrgyt34

A/N: أهلاً بك! I hope that was right, I use google when it comes to languages I don't know fluently😅. I hope you do enjoy this, lil bubbles🫧!

⚠️ Content Warning: Trauma, severe wounds, child loss, trauma, and war ⚠️

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🔱 You were the Greek Goddess of the Moon, and the daughter of the Titan Goddess of the Moon, Selene, whom created you from a speck of the moon's dust

🔱 Due to the Titanomachy, or, as many nowadays call it, the Titan War, you and Poseidon started off on bad terms, since he had witness the fight your mother participated in

🔱 When she was taken away and imprisoned, you just watched while floating next to the brothers as she smiled at you and blew a kiss of stars, which now were littered throughout your hair, symbolizing the everlasting love your mother has for you

🔱 Poseidon would watch as you floated over the ocean with a small smile as a dolphin would jump up to try playing or when a whale tried to splash you with some water from their blowhole or a swing of their tail

🔱 While many would view those actions as a symbol that the Greek God of the Sea disliked you, he had no control over the animals, they were merely the ones living in his domain

🔱 He had control of the waves and how the weather surrounding the sea made it react, and it always seemed to go from rough and rage-filled to calm and filled with delicacy whenever you were around

🔱 You and Poseidon bonded quite well, as you were very quiet and peaceful like your mother, but you also had a darker side, one similar to Poseidon's normal mood

🔱 It took a very long time, and by a very long time, I mean around maybe a few centuries, for you guys to start courting one another, and another thousand or so years for you guys to get married and start a life together

🔱 In the first few months of your relationship, you had gotten pregnant and Hera said you were destined to have a baby boy, which you and Poseidon decided on the name Πρωτότοκος, or Protótokos, which means firstborn in Greek

🔱 Poseidon and you were extremely excited for the new chapter you were about to begin, but it all came crashing down when the Gigantomachy broke out

🔱 You were resting at home when Poseidon attending an important meeting with his brothers, Ares, and Hermes, and once it ended, he went home to prepare for battle, and to get you to Hermes and into protection

🔱 But, when he arrived at the palace, he didn't see you awaiting him in the front of the throne room doors like usual, and with the war, he felt a bit uneasy

🔱 Following his instincts, he fled into your shared bedroom and found you on the ground with many wounds dressing your once clean figure

🔱 The worst ones would have to be the big bashing your head had taken and the large stab sounds on your stomach alongside bruises

🔱 He froze and went to check your pulse, which was thankfully still there, and when you were stabilized by the nurses and doctors he ordered in to help you, he headed off to battle with nothing but pure rage in his heart

🔱 They may be able to hurt him, but nobody will ever touch nonetheless try killing the ones he holds closest to him, especially his wife and unborn child

🔱 When the war ended and he returned to hear the news of what happened to you, he was met with the horrible news of losing the child due to trauma, and your memories may not even be there, also due to trauma

🔱 Poseidon tried distancing himself as you awoke and began healing, but he couldn't leave you alone, besides, Zeus and Hades kept dragging him, more so Hades then Zeus, since Poseidon would skewer him

🔱 Seeing you look confused at him hurt, you were supposed to look at him with love in your eyes, not this distant unknowing of him and what you two had made and lost

🔱 He made it his life goal to help you restore your memories, no matter the cost, you were his wife, he made a pledge to you long ago that he'd be with you throughout any challenge that plagued your lives, and this was going to be the hardest one he faces, he hopes...

#Record of Ragnarok #RoR #Shuumatsu no Valkyrie #SnV #RoR Greek Pantheon #Record of Ragnarok Gods #RoR Gods #Record of Ragnarok x Reader #RoR x Reader #Shuumatsu no Valkyrie x Reader #SnV x Reader #RoR Greek Pantheon x Reader #Record of Ragnarok Gods x Reader #RoR Gods x Reader #S/O! Reader #F! Reader #God! Reader #RoR Poseidon #RoR Poseidon x Reader

[fandomsproductions]

TPOM OC1!1!!1!1!1

Everyone meet astrea! She's a Hyacinth Macaw. Maybe once I watch more the show I'll make a thorough backstory for her, but what I've got for now is that she used to work for Doctor Blowhole, but realized she was being used and manipulated and joined the penguins. As of now, she lives in Phil and Masons tree in the Central Park Zoo. She also has a robotic wing, since it was kinda cut off by Doctor Blowhole so that he could tell her that he saved her and use that to manipulate her lol I love torture

ok that's all bye bye1!1! *fades away*

#tpom #artist #dr blowhole #the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagascar #tpom oc #oc #oc art #cringe #madagascar

[duckapus]

The Syndicate: MRU Edition

I said the Nicktoons games are canon to the MRU version of Fairly Oddparents and I meant it. And, given that Timmy now has powerful new allies and an entirely new type of multiverse lies before them, Crocker proposes to the rest of the Syndicate that they recruit some villains from these new worlds, as well as bring some villains from their own universes and the Nickverse into the fold.

The O.G.s

Professor Finbarr Calamitous

Vlad Masters/Plasmius

Denzel Q. Crocker

Sheldon Plankton

Karen Plankton

Beautiful Gorgeous

Tlaloc the Shaman

Nicolai Technus

Dib Membrane

Nicktoons Villains

Jimmy Neutron

King Goobot (+ Yolkians in general)

The Junkman

Eustace Strych

Grandma Taters

Baby Eddy Neutron

Dorkus Aurelius (I know he's from Planet Sheen it's in the same universe leave me alone)

Fairly Oddparents

Dark Laser

Foop (+Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda when they find out)

Vicky (sort of)

The Nega Chin

Danny Phantom (note: all of these are on a scheme-by-scheme Basis, as Vlad and Technus are not on good enough terms with other ghosts to do long-term team-ups)

Skulker the Hunter

Ember McLain

Johny 13, Kitty, & Shadow

Warden Walker

Desiree

Penelope Spectra & Bertrand

Fright Knight

Spongebob Squarepants

Probably a few of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's many, many archenemies.

Other Nick Shows

Queen Vexus (+Cluster Loyalists) (My Life as a Teenage Robot)

Kilgore (MLaaTR)

...there should probably be some El Tigre villains on here but honestly I don't know enough about the show to know who would work with these guys

Doctor Blowhole (Penguins of Madagascar)

Hypno-Potamus & Warren Stone (Rise of the TMNT)

Skrawl (ChalkZone)

Verminious Snaptrap (+D.O.O.M.) (T.U.F.F. Puppy)

Swiper (Dora the Explorer) (This is a meme-fueled multiverse he totally counts)

Tak and Zim don't get any new villains because Tak doesn't have any other villains worth a damn and all of Zim's enemies are either also Dib's enemies or have never met him but probably would be his enemies if they did.

MRU Multiverse

Master Kohga The local version, not the one that's currently Director K.

Ganon The version from the 80's cartoon, since he's both Not Currently Dead and has the right personality to work with these weirdos.

Vaati

Chancellor Cole That one leprechaun-looking dude from Spirit Tracks.

Tingle We don't know why he's here. He shouldn't be here. We don't want him here. Here he is anyway.

Lady Maud From Triforce Heroes.

Professor Incisor The mad scientist who created the Hamtors in an attempt to make his own personal army to take over the world with. Instead, Doc led an uprising, and the two are now rivals in World Domination.

Queen Lokoko Of course she'd be here.

...Janitor of Heart doesn't have any reoccurring villains yet apart from The Stain, and that's really more of a corruptive mystical force than an actual sentient being. The Syndicate could probably acquire a sample and study it to see if they can harness its power but that's about it.

#smg4 ocs #meme regulation units #nicktoons unite #the syndicate #jimmy neutron #fairly oddparents #danny phantom #spongebob squarepants #my life as a teenage robot #penguins of madagascar #rottmnt #chalkzone #tuff puppy #dora the explorer #tak and the power of juju #invader zim #the legend of zelda #professor incisor #queen lokoko #worldbuilding #honestly everything above swiper would work as an expansion to the syndicate outside of smg4 stuff

[6-and-7]

Time Ramvent Day 28: Christmas on Androzani Well, we've just seen Peter Capaldi's birth, now let's watch how he dies in 'The Caves of Androzani'. That's right, the grimmest, most depressing story in all of Doctor Who is now a Christmas special! It's all blowholes and bat milk, featuring Helen Mirren as Sharaz Jek!

Alternate aged version below the cut

#doctor who #time ram #art #fan art #my art #time ramvent #peter capaldi #twelfth doctor #bill potts #sharaz jek #the caves of androzani

[nightydraws]

... :3

I don't even know where to start about this, but I want to share with you my most developed and I think biggest au =v=

So, it's a rewrite of many people in tpom favourite episode (myself included) => "Return of the revenge of Doctor Blowhole"

It's... oh my, kinda weird to explain without spoiling anything.

In this story Skipper in Shanghai wasn't "left" to die by Blowhole after erasing his memory. He is taken with them and told that he "works" with them, but penguins caused his memory loss.

Penguins don't know what exactly happened to Skipper in Shanghai, so they try to find him for three weeks. BUT SUDENLY, xd, he and Hans shows up and kidnap them :3

I think that's all I can say... for now. Although I'm planning to turn it into a comics named: "Forgotten" ("Zapomnieni" po polsku). It also connects with all of my "human.au" headcanons (so yes, Maryś will be present there... at least at the beginning)

#forgotten comic #tpom #nighty aus #the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagascar #human.au #i can't really tell when it will be made into a comic (school is killing me rn) but I hope I'll start working on it in summer #story is also almost completed #and is not supposed to change... like it did last year #I had to rewrite almost everything for it #I'm really spamming content today #oh well xd

[iamasmort-youknow]

I've seen a bunch of human versions of Doctor Blowhole in wheelchairs, and I know it makes sense, since the dolphin can't walk and he's dependant on his segway.

But then what about Doris? She can't really walk either. She jumps/craws around much better than him, but she's still far from fully mobile on land. She moves better than other characters in the water, but almost all the action takes place on land.

Where are the ambulatory mobility aid user human versions of Doris?

#dr blowhole #Doris #the penguins of madagascar #Tpom #If I knew how to draw #Then I'd draw one

[oocmadagascar]

Doctor Blowhole

#not ooc #tpom

[opanchu]

Opinions on Doctor Blowhole?

idk him yet sorry, ive been busy lately so my tpom rewatch is going really slow 😭 but from what ive seen he seems funny

[kristyeldredge]

Lolita the Killer Whale To Be Freed

                            A Love That Dare Not Spout Its Name 

Oh Lolita. Light of my life, behemoth of my loins. My sin, my soul. 

Mangled through the loudspeaker system of Whaleworld, she was Lo-lee-da. She was Lola at the feeding trough, attended by burly Neds and Nicks who spooned kelp muscularly into her jaws. 

But in my telephoto lens and later at night in my cerebellum, she was always Lolita. 

Did she have a precursor? Yes indeed – may I introduce a certain Willy of Wallyworld for whom I had unrequited teenage “hots” for five anguished years. If not for Willy, I might not have been as susceptible to Lolita’s shimmery flanks and louche blowhole. Willy set up the longing; Lolita swam into the trap. 

How did we do it? How did we evade the aquarium patrols for so long? Well, I happened to have a device called a motorboat – I spent many an illusory hour zipping mindlessly around the marina even as the guards stared me down with their gargantuan, phallic binoculars. As if I cared one millicentime for the local brats – they could flash their brown limbs all they wanted, I was only interested in my 4,000-ton darling surging erotically in the depths. 

And Lolita was there, to be had. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if I got close and shot tranquilizer into her with a borrowed dart gun (doctor, garage) I could sometimes access a segment of her tenebrous, black-glowing quiddity. And clinging awkwardly to her damply rubberish hide, I’d enjoy myself (as His Honor put it later) for a few precious seconds until some primitive survival reflex kicked in and she dove, my unpredictable darling, at a violently sharp angle into black depths, dislodging me to fight my way back to the surface. 

This got wearying, I don’t deny. I’d have to locate my boat and swim often a great distance to retrieve it, my mood not improved by Lolita surfacing with showy lunges and siphon spurts – activity designed to delight shallow Bobs and Bettys on the tour boats, which wounded my feelings after so recent an intimacy. 

I leaf through these memories with both joy and misery, for Lolita gave me much of both. And I return to a question I often put to myself: Why could I only love whales? Was it the adolescent obsession with Willy, which glittered in memory though it took place exclusively in movie theaters, that set my compass eternally on 10-ton mammalian love objects? I’ve never quite figured it out and I refuse callow counseling about “appropriateness” – that signpost of mediocrity wherever it alights!  

But I’m tired of explaining myself, which I’ve done ad infinitum from both this jail cell and the hospital where I’m featured in silly classes on interspecies perversity. What I want to convey today is my fond regret on learning Lolita is being “freed” – she will be taken to her original home in the Pacific Northwest, where I always sensed she’d end up, being a very broad sort of creature in the end. I can’t say I’ll exactly miss her. You see, alas, my passion for my ethereal cetacean ebbed since she reached 50 whale years. With age has come a dimming of her glorious, shimmery snout – it’s now merely functional – and even her tail only waves in desultory nods where once it swept about like the seraphims’ sashes in Botticelli’s Venus. As for her hide, it barely gleams, except in my memory, of course. 

I console myself with these lines, inscribed forever on my soul:

Oh Lolita, you are my girl – who cares about size or phylum? 

Are you Beluga, Orca or Baleen? What matter, my sweet Leviathan? 

#whales #vladimir nabokov

[ask-tpom-boys]

Prologue

It was a beautiful day at Central Park Zoo. However, that didn't matter to the Penguin Commandos. They had to once again stop Doctor Blowhole from spreading evil and chaos. This time, however, Blowhole, instead of imprisoning the Penguins, he started threatening  them into showing the world their true nature. After the action that happened a few months ago, the penguins were unmoved. They knew that people would still consider it a phoney comedy.

So they proceeded to attack the dolphin. However, during the brawl, they noticed that they were on a stage of some kind. The curtain rose and the thousands of people sitting in the audience witnessed what had happened.

They saw what the penguins were really capable of. This was the day Blowhole got it right. The Penguins' cover had been blown once and for all. The troop was shocked by the situation. They quickly knocked out Dr. Blowhole and incapacitated him, then fled as quickly as possible from the scene and from human reach.

  There was no rescue. The penguins had to leave the HQ and destroy it, so that no more of their secrets would come to the surface. With tears in their eyes, they watched from afar as their base crumbled into a million pieces. Without telling anyone at the zoo not even Marlene, they ran away where their eyes would carry them. Unfortunately, their nightmare had only just begun. Hiding in the bushes, in empty cardboard boxes, the penguins searched for ways to survive. They even had the idea of leaving New York. However, they had access to news reports from which they had heard of a letter of concern on them throughout Manhattan and within the entire USA. The Penguins had to flee across borders. They fled on the first better ferry to Sweden hoping they wouldn't be found there. Oh how wrong they were... The search for the penguin commandos has spread worldwide. Every day more and more countries started to hear about the existence of the penguin commando group. Scientists, animal enthusiasts, hunters, ordinary civilians who just want to find and catch penguins, etc. The penguins were nowhere safe. They were left with only one option.... surrender. However, this did not happen. Kowalski quickly came up with the only rational idea to get out of this situation. He decided that he would build a portal to another dimension. The rest of the unit at first thought the scientist's idea was crazy and impossible to do. Especially as they did not believe in the

existence of other dimensions. However, after persuasion from the smartest of the penguins, they decided to follow his idea. With the things they found, miraculously avoiding the sight of humans, they quickly built a portal. Kowalski started the machine. At first nothing happened, but after a while they saw a bright purple, spinning portal. They knew that once they crossed to the other side there would be no turning back. They would leave this dimension forever.

Taking a deep breath, Skipper and his squad crossed the portal.

The world on the other side was not was very different from their world. They found themselves on a path in the middle of a forest. Wandering around after a few minutes they found a village and decided to go there. Unfortunately, after only a few minutes, the people spotted black and white creatures. They started shouting, throwing bottles and rotten food at them and calling them monsters.

Frightened by the situation, the boys quickly ran far away from the village. Unfortunately, while running away, each of them more or less got hit by a glass bottle. Unluckily for Skipper, one of the bottles shattered on his back. The terrified squad quickly took the leader to a quiet and safe place and tried to find

way to remove the pieces of glass and cauterise the wound. Rico was only carrying bandages but nothing that could help remove the glass from the captain's back. The situation was getting worse and Skipper was running out of blood. So was the rest of the team but they were not in such dire straits. There was about to be a festival of weeping when suddenly a girl appeared in the distance. She spotted the four flightless men and approached curiously. Rico, Kowalski and Private set up in a defensive position. Seeing the attitude of the boys, the girl reassured them that she was not going to harm them.

-Please don't beat us with bottles - begged the Private in a trembling voice

- You... you speak? - for the girl it was new. 

There were a lot of unusual things going on in this world, but talking penguins were new to her.

- Do you understand us? - Kowalski asked

- Well, yes. As if I were talking to another human being. But that is not important now. You are injured. And your friend needs medical attention all the more. I'm taking you out of here.

The penguins were not convinced by the stranger's decision. They tried to fight but it occurred to them, that they were tired, hungry and injured from the glass. This time the stranger had the upper hand. She quickly picked up the flightless creatures and rushed off to find the nearest vet. While running, she had to be careful not to damage to the injured and even more so to Skipper. 

Eventually she arrived at the vet clinic. She explained quickly to the vet what had happened. At first he was shocked by the speech skills of these birds,

however, he quickly recognised it as the norm and proceeded to treat them. Rico, Kowalski and Private were each given a pair of plasters and a possible bandage for Rico's wing as he had a larger fraction in his wing. The most time was spent with Skipper. After his experience in his world, he was reluctant to let the the vet, calling him a mangy jerk, but eventually, after sedatives he managed to pull the glass out of his back and staunch the wound. During the whole situation, the girl reassured the leader of the unit that he could be trusted. Unfortunately, in his current state, Skipper was not thinking clearly. After the successful treatment, the vet only prescribed medication for the unit commander to take. When they left the clinic the boys thanked the girl with a little confusion and shyness.

-Call me Kiyoko. The fair-haired girl introduced herself. 

One by one everyone began to introduce themselves except for Skipper, who was still distrustful of the Blondie. Then the boys told briefly what had happened, leaving out the part where they escape from their dimension to this one. Kiyoko felt sorry for the boys and offered to let them stay with her for a while. Skipper firmly refused, but the rest of the boys, driven by exhaustion, hunger, and the desire to have a roof over their heads agreed. Smiling, Kiyoko led the penguins to her house. Once they had arrived, Kiyoko prepared food for herself and them. The Skipper refused any help or support from the girl, considering her suspicious with the intention of hurting them later. Kiyoko felt upset after those words and tried to explain that she doesn't mean them any harm. The Private even scolded the squad leader for such behaviour.

-We should be grateful to her Skipper. Especially you. Without her, you could have got worse... -finished the Private.

Skipper felt foolish in his soul, but he decided to go ahead with the deal, keeping an eye on the his new acquaintance.

And so the penguins moved in with young adult Kiyoko, starting a new chapter in their lives. 

[now-worst-organ-bracket]

Worst Organ Bracket Propaganda List

Please find below a full list of every piece of propaganda submitted to the Worst Organ Bracket.

Relevant parts of the organ description or additional notes have been appended to the quotes where useful, and double quotes have been changed to single ones; however, aside from this, the integrity of propaganda has been preserved.

You will find appended at the end of the section any comments I'd like to add.

Appendix

"It can suddenly get infected or straight up explode, which is fatal if not treated"

"it can randomly get infected and explode and kill you"

"Appendicitis"

"man it doesn't do shit except explode. it might have used to help us process fruits and nuts though ... it just doesn't do shit except explode sometimes"

"...it doesn't do jack shit ... useless motherfucker. also it looks like a dick."

"does nothing ... useless bastard that fucks you up, no one asked for you you little bitch"

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: Most information on the function of the appendix dates to the 21st century, and thus has changed recently and may change again.

Brain

"has thoughts sometimes ... never shuts up"

"it gives me mental illnesses ... it gives me mental illnesses and just generally doesn't function all that well"

"adhd"

"Gives me anxiety -_-"

"Stupid thing gave me depression and migranes"

"The brain can do so many things, from piling a mech suit of meat supported by a skeleton, to creating complicated math problems that would blow a monkey's mind. Human brains are HUGE, all because we decided to cook some meat. AND YET DESPITE ALL OF THAT IT REFUSES TO MAKE THE HAPPY CHEMICAL We could all be Einstein!!! We could all be solving the world's issues in a blink of an eye!!! And yet instead of any of that our brains just shout stupid mean untrue stuff at us like a highschool bully! Why you so mean, brain??? You don't need to be mean!!!!! ... If my brain actually DID IT'S JOB like the rest of my organs I could fight god in a heartbeat"

Ectospleen [Dr Who]:

"All we know is the Doctor’s ectospleen hurt once :( But things hurting is bad :("

Eye/s:

"Mine are sorta broken. They force me to see all this shit."

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: I'd like to add that the eyes have a separate immune system to the rest of the body and do not react pleasantly to external influences. Which, considering their squishiness, is a bit stupid.

Knee/s:

"... "The knee is vulnerable to injury and to the development of osteoarthritis." - English Wikipedia" ..."

Left Fifth Toenail:

"It just. Is."

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: I assume this entry refers to kicking one's toe/getting it caught on objects.

Lung/s:

"I have asthma"

"When it gets slimy inside it just doesnt stop. Cannot handle a little dust. Literal Baby. Acts up when trans guys try to feel ok like a fucking transphobe. Looks fucked up if you put a camera inside. Need i go on."

Oregon State [USA]:

"housng crisis and annying hipsters"

"who yhe fuck live there. paul bonion?"

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: I could not find any information on Oregon-based claims to Paul Bunyan via Wikipedia, but considering the number of claims I wouldn't be surprised.

Ovaries:

"They keep fucking up my hormones:("

Pharynx:

"More than 1 in 3000 people die because their breathing and eating holes were too close together. Literally just get a blowhole. 🐬 ... 🐬🐬🐬 "

Rectum:

"that bitch decided to exit my body and refused to go back in ... it's okay now a doctor put it back"

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: I assume this is referring to some form of rectal prolapse. This surprised me a lot when it came into the Google Form but... yeah that's a pretty big design flaw

Scapula:

"The Triangle. it fuckinf hurts"

Skin:

"I love you skin, I know you're trying your best, but could you maybe actually retain moisture and not get inflammed for no reason. Making me walk around red and greasy lookin :/"

"...It protects. But it also absorbs ... You have to deal with all the time. It's dry and flakey or it's oily and gross. It deals with cuts and scrapes and they can get infected. Sometimes when it scars it affects your mobility. Ingrown hairs. Warts. Acne. Allergic reactions. Eczema. Sweating. Chafing. Like this stuff isn't just considered "unsightly" in an airbrush-obsessed world, it physically hurts."

Skunk Scent Gland:

"It makes the most godawful smell that you just can't escape"

Spine/Vertebra:

"horrible wretched thing ... ow"

Spleen:

"i dont even know ... bestie what do you do"

"Tim Drake had his removed and he’s fine!"

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: The spleen does indeed have functions, but it also does a lot of stupid things (did you know infectious mononucleosis has a low but present chance of causing it to spontaneously rupture? Now you do) and generally speaking people can live okay-ish without it, albeit somewhat immunocompromised

Stomach:

"it digests food which is okay i guess but it also gives tummy aches :-( ... it always gives stomach aches. all of us can relate to 'my tummy hurts' and i think the stomach’s reign of terror has gone on TOO LONG. we should humble it by voting worst organ so it quakes in fear the next time it decided to hurt for no damn good reason. it’s freaky (in a bad way) and full of acid which just is not natural (derogatory). it ruins perfectly good days by deciding to be a whiny little b*tch and for what???? it’s an attention seeker, it’s toxic, cows have too many of them, i literally hate it so much. we don’t even need stomachs do we??? waste of space organ. i hope it cries."

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: This was a very heartfelt piece of propaganda and I'm a little sad it didn't make it to the 1v1s.

Thyroid:

"Mine doesn't work well and I've been on medication to supplement it since I was 12. But hey, at least this is better than it working TOO well where the solution is to surgically remove it and then go on this same medication to fully replace it."

POLL RUNNER'S NOTE: It should also be noted that the best known disease of the thyroid is goitre, which is when it swells up to the size of a large sports ball due to iodine deficiency.

Tonsils:

"sometimes they swell so bad you have to get them taken out. also they release tonsil stones which suck to cough out"

Uterus:

"...for storing babies and hurting ... ouchy ouchy ouchy :("

"ow yeouch owie!!! ... Come on. It's CLEARLY the worst"

"only 2 other species menstrate. Everyone else just reabsorbs the blood. Instead we now loose nutrients and attract predators"

"bleeds, cramps, hurts, and generally is the cause of discomfort for many of those who are in possession of one, particularly if they would rather not be reminded of its existence."

"It causes pain monthly, can have cysts, growths in places growths should lot be, and all round makes life miserable. but also makes babies, which may or may not be a plus."

"ENDOMETRIOSIS"

"This organ hurts me for a week every month. And gives me dysphoria so therefore it is transphobic and homophobic."

"It's the only human organ that regularly hurts without any sickness or injury going on. ... The current workings of the uterus prove God is either non-existent, stupid, weak or malevolent."

"It's the one that bleeds for no reason. ... Ancient people explained the way uterus functions as God hating women. I'd like to add that he's also transphobic."

"THE FUCKER THAT BLEEDS EVERY GODDAMN MONTH ... IT FUCKING BLEEDS. EVERY DAMN MONTH. AND ON TOP OF THAT IT(OR MAYBE WHATEVERS CONNECTED TO IT) SENDS OUT WEIRD ASS HORMONES ALONG WITH THE BLEEDING. IT'S PAINFUL AS HELL AND MAKES ME FUCKING SAD WITH THOSE DAMN HORMONES. 'IM HERE TO MAKE BABIES'FUCK OFF. i do not want babies inside of me. have you even considered that. sure some people do want babies in there. not me. did you even ask me for consent before existing in MY BODY HUH? ... only around half the population has this organ. the other fuckers should consider themselves luCKY to not have it. anyway i apologise for my excessive swearing i just hate periods"

Wisdom Teeth:

"They dont always fit right and have to be pulled"

#pollpropaganda #not a poll

[escarlatafox]

Some random vids with music and/or song that I rewatch a whole lot:

Sub-Radio - Stacy's Dad

Santa Ana Winds - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

He's Doctor Blowhole - Liz Gillies

Daffy Duck striptease. (Bugs WISHES he could pull this off).

Club Moist | ALL HAIL KING JULIEN (a.k.a the Mort feet song)

The Simpsons | Goodbye, Middle Class! (Full Song)

Reboot It!

I’m gonna take it all - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Looney Tunes “That (blooper) Bunny” HQ

Left Brain Right Brain (OC ANIMATIC)

#Posting this for Me as a reference point #also The Wise Quacking Duck used to be on youtube in colour but it doesnt seem to be anymore?? :( #So. I just got whatever I could find of Daffy charming Mr Meek fjdfjhfd #and they cut out the 'duck for dinner after all' bit im so saaad #Videos #<hopefully I can remember this as a ref and not forget in a week

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