#do u know the embarassment of pronouncing ostia wrong in a convo with yr prof because the only place youd heard it pronounced

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Am I the only one who grew up a weird Christian kid but DIDNT watch veggietales?? Like I have a vague knowledge of it from tumblr, largely just the hairbrush song, but the Wholesome Christian Media(TM) that I was forced to consume was zondervan kid's storykeepers series. We owned ALL the episodes on DVD. On car rides and holidays y'know what we were allowed to watch??? Just that. I can probably to this day quote them from memory.

#also theyres SO HISTORICALLY INACCURATE #like early Christians in rome #but also going on to study classics im just. yells #do u know the embarassment of pronouncing ostia wrong in a convo with yr prof because the only place youd heard it pronounced #was in christians childrens tv #on the other hand the voice that narrates the gospels in my head is that voice and that voice only