Guys - I’m at the Boygenius concert in NYC. Joe Keery is also here. Losing my shit.
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buy me coffee 👉👈
i absolutely hate doing this........ but i've stumbled upon a financial crisis recently because our dad has left us (me and my family) for another woman and he was the only source of income to the family lol i am in law school and my sister is in highschool and well i am struggling to find a job until i graduate (bc rn no local cafe or shop wants an employee) and my mother makes $300 a month (of which we pay $180 for the monthly bills) so we are rn barely surviving!!!! it will be all good !!! staying positive and all!!! but um i could really use a liittle teeeny tiny bit of help until i find a paying job to support my family 😭
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not hannibal wanting to know the tea on alana and will from the very first episode lol
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fellas u ever make yourself into a vault. do u ever put your best friend inside your heart and erase her from your memory. u ever carry her with u and u don't even know. everywhere u go, she goes. do u ever decide that remembering is too painful so u just place her whole soul next to urs and then lock the door. you know, fellas. like normal teenage girls do.
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ScoutDrone2 picked up motion from Adelsen’s arm and all observable data said it was a contraction indicating that he was about to reach for his sidearm. Same problem: my projectile weapon would blow a large hole through him. I could disable him with the energy weapon in my left arm (it had the best angle, right would have taken another tenth of a second), but if I was wrong, he’d be, you know, shot, and we’d look like the overreactive assholes. So I lunged instead.
(If I was wrong, I'd still look like an overreactive asshole, but at least nobody would be shot.)
But I wasn’t the asshole.
[…]
I was right; Adelsen had fired at Leonide.
(System Collapse, chapter 9)
introducing the AITA module, for the modern rogue secunit who doesn't have time to go on reddit during active hostile engagement. now available for all your second-guessing needs!
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Sun Wukong: "It's actually amazing how quickly you're mastering your powers—when I was your age-"
MK: "-You were fighting the celestial armies and generally swinging your big ol' tail around to get what you wanted?"
Sun Wukong: "Well I was going to say making regrettable life choices but yeah, thanks for laying out. I'm embarrassed to admit it but—you might have actually already done more for this world that I ever have!"
(4x01 Familiar Tale)
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MK: "That's what you were pretending to be right? To be my friend? To care about me? When really you were just using me to get what you wanted! To turn me against my own mentor! Put your hand in the monkey cage, and expect to get bit son!"
(4x13 Rip and Tear)
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