#dnd shitposting

[grootficguy]

you think you can hurt me? i DM for an L, a G, two Bs and a T. i’m an A. they all have main character syndrome.

#DnD #DnD memes #DnD shitposting #dndposting #ace #ace memes #ace shitposting #lgbt #lgbt shitposting

[unwantedcrow]

✨Naz✨

Also,

#this is the best thing I have ever drawn #fricked up raccoon my beloved #also this is Naz #she’s great #and shes hot #happy pride 🌈 #dnd #dnd 5e character #dnd 5e art #dnd character #dnd shitposting

[thelastpunicorn]

moodboard for my spring eladrin glamour bard corliss from my curse of strahd game

#d&d #moodboard #bard #curse of strahd #dnd shitposting #this makes her look way more put together than she actually is #girl writes terrible smut #also tells strahd to go fuck himself every chance she gets #she was also infested by a demon for a while #then became a ghost #she got better #dnd pc

[toonyballoony]

our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

#shitpost #doodle #clip studio paint #ratatouille #pixar #meme #you know it made me laugh when I dropped a dnd drawing to whip this out asap

[my-maehem]

Made a sequel to one of my most popular posts

Edit:

GUESS WHAT!

You can now get a matching shirt/sticker with your Elminster 🤲

#give the rizzard enough magical boots and kisses it’ll unlock this secret ending #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #gale bg3 #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 elminster #dnd #bg3 shitpost

[amor-est-potestas]

One of the reasons I like being a DM is that I get to invent a world where public transport connects every location, is cheap or free and runs at convenient, frequent intervals

#dnd shitposting #dnd

[ash-the-tiefling]

COUNTRY GNOMES

TAKE THEIR BONES

*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd5e #wizardblr #wizardposting #shitpost #wizardblogging #wizard shit #gnome #gnomes

[enchantdlunatic]

‘playing a bard in bg3 is so cool and fun like you’-

*a bard in combat*

#I’m sorry bard lovers #bard #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 memes #baldurs gate shitpost #bg3 shitpost #astarion #gale of waterdeep #karlach #shadowheart #laezel #wyll ravengard

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Anyone done this yet?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate iii #bg3 memes #bg3 funny #bg3 shitpost #bg3 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #the dark urge bg3 #the dark urge #durge bg3 #bg3 durge #video games #humor #bg3 humor #baldur's gate #dnd

[brewerssupplies]

Building a fantasy world is like being the world's most specific historian.

#you just know so much about the place #and its people and its events #dnd #meme #ttrpg #rpg #fantasy #worldbuilding #shitpost #or thr worlds shittiest historian #i say this as someone whos been making the same world for several years now.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

#dumb shit #dumbass #shitpost #humor #unmatched stupidity #comedy #funny #i dont fucking know #dnd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #d&d #wizardposting #wizard #wizard tumblr #shadow wizard money gang #we love casting spells #wizard posting #artificer #bard #Druid #warlock #paladin #cleric #sorcerer

[evan-is-tired]

made by yours (un)truly

#dnd #d&d #dnd meme #d&d meme #dnd memes #d&d memes #shit post #shitpost #shit posting #shitposting #pinned post

[literary-claustrophobia]

What people think DnD is like:

What it's actually like:

#is it thursday yet #shitpost #shitposting #humor #meme #funny #memes #dank memage #dnd #dnd memes #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and daddies #dungeon master #game master #what its like #rouge #bard #wizard #paladin #barbarian #druid #warlock #cleric #mage #fantasy #dnd movie #rpg #tabletop

[wizardpotions]

I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

#shitpost #wizard #wizardposting #wizard posting #dnd #wizards #dungeons and dragons #wizardcore

[gooblegorp]

#shitposting #r/196 #196 #memes #DND #necromancy #necromancer #dungeons and dragons #pheonix wright #ace attorney

[catgirl-kaiju]

teifling warlock whose patron is just one of their parents. like, "mom, i need to use eldritch blast, why isn't this working??"

"honey, you were supposed to clean your room a week ago. until that bedroom is clean, no magic for you. it's in the terms of our pact, remember?"

#comedy #humor #shitpost #dnd #warlock #fantasy #ttrpg #tabletop gaming #pathfinder #tiefling #dungeons and dragons