#dive naked

[sohannabarberaesque]

What Peter Potamus wouldn't give for some quality time with some native diver gals in Polynesia Uncharted!

#hanna barbera #peter potamus #dive naked #naked diving #polynesia uncharted #polynesia underwater #hannabarberaforever

[bubba-draws]

Insert vaguely religious quote here

I pretend i know how art nouveau works

Buy me a Ko-fi?

#ok this is probs gonna be the last thing i post for a while before deep diving into commissions #the lamb looks vaguely naked here #is it the way the cloak makes them look? #i think so KJHASKDFHAJS #Not 100% satisfied with the colors but i wont fight it #would u believe me that ive started this yesterday and p much finished it today? #hyperfocus pls lemme do other things than furry art #bubba draws #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #lamb cotl

[greyias]

I was today year's old when I discovered that if you unequip your instruments, you can whistle for the perform action.

#grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #i mean #i much prefer the lute #but if you want a whistling troubador #you can have it #also the deva is there #just because he got summoned for the lorroakan fight #and its been kind of funny just having this half naked angel following the group around #no one comments on him #or runs away screaming like the fire elemental #so it all works out #(i actually learned this whistling factoid from a tiny little youtube channel) #(that has been absolutely churning out banger bg3 content) #(on that note check out panicrolling on youtube if you want some very good deep dives and guides into various classes) #ari's og campaign

[fieriframes]

[And his cold trousers were twisted and the sirens high and shrill. And crumpled in his fist was a five-dollar bill. And the naked mannequins with their cheshire grins. And the raconteurs and roustabouts said Buddy, come on in. 'Cause, 'cause the dreams ain't broken down here now. They're walking with a limp.]

#s28e16 bbq bites and southern flavor #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #cold trousers #five-dollar bill #naked mannequins #cheshire grins #sirens #fist #raconteurs #roustabouts #buddy #dreams #limp

[sappholotl]

Sometimes I feel I shouldn’t be tagging my naked mole rat art with mole interest because they aren’t technically moles - in terms of scientific classification they only share the same class (mammalia)

Moles are in the Eulipotyphla order, which means (according to me skim reading the wiki page) they are fat and blind, typhla coming from the Greek word typhlon which means blind (at least as far as I can tell by using the first thing google shows me) and I can’t immediately find what the eulipo part means

Naked mole rats are in Rodentia order, meaning they have really big ass teeth that kinda just keep growing because they’re built different

Rats at least share an order with naked mole rats though that’s where the connection ends - rats as it turns out has far too vague a use. The genus Rattus is typically all rats but you can still get rats outside of the genus which bothers me

Naked mole rats are apparently most closely related to Guinea pigs, porcupines and chinchillas which is strange, though admittedly I know nothing about any of them so I’m not sure why this is the case

Anyways the mole interest tab seems to be used for random things anyways so it’s not that important I just like thinking about this stuff :D that and I need to spread the naked mole rat agenda and this was all a clever ruse to make you read about my favourite guys

#mole interest #would be strange to write all this and not tag it like that #naked mole rat #naked mole rats #moles #just normal moles #they have clothes on so they aren’t naked #rats #rodents #adhd #it’s four in the morning as I write this #so if there’s any mistakes it’s because I’m tired and it’s four am #I went into such a deep dive #i’m having a great time #i am always thinking about naked mole rats #like they’re so fucked up #silly little guys #this was such a good excuse to do more research #my friends have heard me talk about these so much I need to give them more facts #instead of just repeating the same thing over and over #i spent way too long on this

[deathbyfiction]

Repeat that again Tinn

#my school president #msp #bro's so down bad gun could ask him to do sky diving naked and he would do t

[chiveburger]

dude... I will die on this hill but having ice cold juice after a hot shower and having a hot piping bowl of noodles in below freezing temperatures are feelings that will never be accurately described through the human language. I don’t think I’ve felt such palpable love from FOOD than from these moments like I feel invincible.  

#im gonna dive naked into the thigh high snow thats how crazy i feel after that bowl of noodles #borger diary

[eclectic-adventures]

#naked sky diving

[sohannabarberaesque]

So Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy have joined Peter Potamus for a diving vacation at the latter's isolated Polynesian atoll ...

For such a precocious and overactive pup like Augie, as much as his equally-caring father (essentially caring for Augie all the more after his birth mother died of complications following a difficult whelping), such an experience as diving in such crystalline waters as Polynesia Uncharted has (and are known to Peter Potamus, Ambassador of Diving unto The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera) couldn't have been more interesting. Especially coming over via The Magic Balloon of Peter Potamus, also expected to serve as the guide and instructor throughout.

It was during the journey over, in fact, that the obvious was made evident: Augie, normally wearing a green T-shirt, was going to more than likely be "wearing himself," as Peter explained the folderol.

"You mean--?" asked Doggie Daddy incredulously.

"His birthday suit."

"You don't mean--?" asked a now-stunned Doggie Daddy, prompting Peter to whisper in his ear, "Naked."

"And you wonder why that is ... even if I happen to be naked myself!"

"Consider the climate," Peter Potamus explained. "The warm and rather tropical nature thereof explains why the natives of such islands across Polynesia that I happen to be acquainted with obviously go naked, otherwise wearing a loincloth and little else."

"So that explains the birthday suit diving!" exclaimed Doggie Daddy.

All in all, for such a devoted father-and-son duet being in such a fascinating milieu, living off coconut milk, coconut meat and reef fish for the most part (as if canned provisions weren't exactly worthwhile to the ever-intrepid hippo), sleeping in hammocks set in the shallows just off the beach (and letting the sound of the waves induce sleep) and having such fascinating times bound to be led as much Peter Potamus as some rather friendly dolphins inhabiting the atoll's waters couldn't have turned out all the more memorable. And I do mean memorable; Peter Potamus "himself" will tell you about his teaching Augie the proper form for riding a dolphin's dorsal fin while diving, and Augie taking quickly to the experience ... the fascination with a certain specimen of brain coral in the lagoon as was bound to send previous guests of the hippo into "those feelings" being made obvious between the legs, with nothing embarrassing to show for it in the bargain (after all, in Nature, you try not to be embarrassed by the sexual in particular) ... the sheer magic inherent in just wearing one's self underwater, as if mask, fins and snorkel wasn't essential enough to a dive experience ... and the sheer experience of Peter Potamus' Underwater Hippo Hug as the highlight of any dive, a way of expressing friendship as much as satisfaction with the diving experience.

Sheerest fascination and delight prevailed as much as the desire to reinforce the father-son bond vis-a-vis Augie and Doggie Daddy, as well as Peter Potamus relating a number of Polynesian legends from his travels to such islands uncharted acquired from his travels into such regions fascinating. But if there was to be a particular highlight of this diving excursion, it would have to be the occasion where Doggie Daddy got caught a little off his guard while swimming with a dolphin who sent him down five fathoms in the Pacific inexplicably, coming across quite the reef in the process as stunned Doggie Daddy so into having quite a show between his legs, which Peter Potamus "himself" admitted initially was unbelievably hilarious. (Besides, what would be a diver's equivalent of "ROFLMAO"?)

"Nothing like some diving," Peter Potamus is quick to explain on the journey back, "to discover how interesting family bonding can get--and you certainly demonstrated as much!"

To which Peter's simian pilot and navigator, So-So, concurred.

*************

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#hanna barbera #fanfiction #fanfic friday #peter potamus #augie doggie and doggie daddy #diving vacation #diving excursion #snorkeling #polynesia uncharted #dive naked #polynesian love #swimming with dolphins #discover diving #hannabarberaforever

[dylanconrique]

writing chenford skinny dipping in nolan’s pool while he’s on vacation and asked lucy to look after his home for him while he’s away so i can have an excuse to write them swimming naked.

#*and this is icarly! #*my wips #i need a realistic reason for them to go skinny dipping together #and since public nudity is very much illegal and tim hates the beach anyway they decide to take advantage of nolan's pool #or rather lucy takes it upon herself to take advantage of the pool #while tim fixes himself a drink from nolan's bar #(ngl they just hangout at his house sometimes cause he has a lot of games/drinks/a huge flatscreen) #he comes back to find her in the pool and doesn't realize she's technically naked #.... until she purposely does a little swan dive in the water #her bare ass just barely peaking above the surface to bribe him into joining her #*kronk voice* oh yeah it's all coming together #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[kayn-is-perfectly-able]

Dying my hair again... It's too brown. I want my red back.

#struggles of a queer person - if I don't have my war paint on I'm basically naked. #... and also I look too much like my father without it but lets not dive too deep into that.

[verecunda]

He dropped from the tree and ran, bow-legged, down to the water and along a fallen tree-trunk. Springing from it, his buttocks real and reflected clapped and disappeared in a scatter of glancing light.

why oh why did this writer think that Dummy Thicc Merlin was something we needed in our lives? 😂

#books what I'm reading #Arthuriana #from a purely technical standpoint I can't even work out what's going on in that second sentence #how can his ass-cheeks be reflected if he's diving into the water? #presumably he's not jumping in backwards #so his arse will be facing away from the water #WHY AM I SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT MERLIN'S NAKED ARSE??? #T____T

[wordycheeseblob]

#Boi someone's back must be hurtin #Silvio doing the Scrooge dive into that pile of coin #Both look mildly disinterested by how that happened but imagine the backstory of how they got there #Wanted to do a flipped side to side comparison but couldn't find the cards :( #“oh look what the ocean just threw out uh... It's a.. oh it's just a chevalier ok nevermind” #“oh look the waves just left a huge pile of gold on the shore and a... a strange naked man... The sea does give the strangest gifts”

[pudding-parade]

So let’s have a typical day with Jaime. As I said, I want him to have the Archaeology career. I also have the Job Overhaul mod in this folder, which means that he has to successfully interview for jobs in order to have one. Let’s just say that Jaime isn’t very good at that...

So in the meantime, what’s a guy to do when he wants to eat and likes to swim but his goddess won’t just let him collect everything and sell it out of inventory for way-too-high amounts of money? 

Prostitution.

Nah, I kid, though that is certainly a viable and perfectly respectable career in my game. It’s just way easier to make money in it than I wanted for poor Jaime-boy here. No, in Jaime’s case you first get a crappy part-time job at the grocery store. Then, you learn to scuba dive and you sell the stuff that you manage to collect at the consignment shop for far less than retail value, Oh, and you dumpster dive. A lot. Sometimes you keep the stuff; sometimes you sell it, too.

And then, after a “hard” day of scuba diving, dumpster diving, and occasionally working for a grueling three hours at the grocery store...

...you go to the nearest bar and blow all your “hard”-earned cash on mechanical bull rides, cheap greasy bar food, and booze. Lots of booze. Hey, it’s not my fault! He’s the one who keeps rolling up wishes to ride the bull, to sing karaoke, to have a drink, and to eat bar food. Bills? Who cares when there’s booze to be had!

#sims 3 #sims 3 gameplay #no he's not naked in the pics #he's in his bathing suit because he'd been scuba diving #but naked mechanical bull riding would be....something!