Stop Possessing My Boyfriend (Newt x Reader)
Requested by my amazing friend @the-bibliophile-public-library!!! Summary: The gang’s car breaks down by an abandoned, haunted mansion. They decide to investigate and in doing so, Newt gets possessed by a ghost hoping to win Y/n’s love and affection as she looks like an old lover. It’s pretty cheesy, but I have a better one being released a bit later. :)
The full moon that always prophesied odd things shone brightly on the car. It bounced off the windows, momentarily blinding the people inside. Thomas felt the engine under him rattle and he cursed.
“What’s wrong, Tom?” From the passenger seat, Teresa looked up from her book.
“Somethings wrong with the engine,” he muttered. Suddenly, the car lurched forward and came to a surprising, complete stop.
Minho let out a scream and yanked out an earbud. “What was that?” He cried.
“Go back to sleep, love.” Newt whispered to Y/n from the very back. He rubbed her back and she laid her head back on his shoulder, awakened by the sudden movement.
“No, no,” Thomas said, “guys, I think something’s wrong.”
“What do you mean?” Newt asked, brows furrowed. His arm tightened around Y/n unconsciously. She hummed and snuggled into him, unaware of the situation.
Thomas said, “I don’t know,” then got out of the car. Teresa frowned and glanced back at her friends. Minho shrugged, a hint of concern in his eyes. Gally, who was sitting next to him, got out as well. Gally and Thomas opened the hood and rummaged around, talking adamantly. Gally eventually pointed at something. Thomas shook his head but Gally looked at him like he was stupid and said something loudly. Thomas countered his point but after Gally shook his head, Thomas ceded. They both got back in the car and Thomas said, “There’s a leak in the radiator. It overheated. We're stuck until we can get a tow- truck.”
“So we’re staying the night here?” Minho started freaking out. “I can’t do my hair in a car!”
“Relax,” Teresa held up a hand, “it looks like there’s a mansion, hotel- looking place up on that hill. Why don’t we go ask the owner where the nearest mechanic is?”
“Can’t we just call someone?” Gally snarked.
Teresa glared at him. “We could also ask to stay the night if need be. I’m sure they have plenty of room.”
“In that creepy- ass mansion?” Thomas asked sarcastically, “Yeah, this isn’t a horror movie at all.”
“Let’s just go see.” Teresa opened her door, deciding for the group.
Newt gently rubbed Y/n’s arm, whispering, “Love, we need to go.”
“But you’re so comfortable!” Y/n whined, still in her sleepy state.
“I know,” he grinned, “but do you wanna sleep in the car?” Y/n hummed, contemplating it. “It’ll be cold,” Newt warned. Reluctantly, Y/n peeled herself off of Newt and crawled out of the car.
Before Teresa could lock the doors, she rummaged around the trunk and pulled out a sweater. “That’s mine!” Newt protested as Y/n tugged it over her head.
“Yeah, that’s why I like it.” Y/n took his hand and the group trouped towards the mysterious mansion. The moon shone brightly, illuminating their way.
The group finally made their way up the hill and to the mansion and forced Gally to knock on it. Eerily, the door swung open after the last resounding knock. It creaked agape with no one beckoning them in. Gally stepped forward to try and see their host, but no one appeared out of the darkness.
“Nope,” Minho swung back around and headed for the car.
Teresa caught his arm and pulled him inside, muttering, “Come here you big pussy.”
“I don’t like this.” Thomas shook his head, but followed after everyone else.
“Ditto,” Y/n agreed.
After the imposing, dark foyer that entered to a grand staircase with obsidian railings and black candles, there was the sitting room with ominous Victorian furniture. Then there was the kitchen with old utensils and facilities and finally, the set up dining room with plates, silk napkins, and shadowing candelabras that connected back into the foyer.
Suddenly, a cold wind swept through the house, slamming the door shut and chilling Y/n to her bones.
“Absolutely not!” Minho shrieked. “I am not about to be a white person in a horror movie.”
“Did anyone else feel that chill?” Y/n asked. Newt looked at her worriedly. Little did they know, someone else was watching as well.
Bob and Carl watched from the bannister of their house. “Intruders.” Carl lazily said.
“No, no,” Bob corrected, “visitors. Look at her!”
“Bob,” Carl sighed, “are you sure she’s the one? She doesn’t look anything like Angie.”
“I’m sure, Carl.” Bob huffed, “Look at the eyes. Angie had eyes just like that.”
“Maybe Angie is just somewhere we can’t find her.” Carl suggested, staring inquisitively at Y/n.
“Not possible. Angie died at the hospital. The curse was only placed on this house, remember?”
“Of course I remember!” Carl cried, “It’s all I have to think about!”
“Shut up,” Bob growled. “That’s Angie.”
“But, new Angie has a boy- toy on her arm.” Carl pointed to Newt. “What are you gonna do about him?”
Bob grinned. “Possess him, of course. How else will I get Angie to stay here forever?”
Carl sighed and floated through the bannister down to the first floor. He slowly walked through the group of humans, eliciting a shiver whenever he brushed up against one of them. Stopping in front of Y/n, he whispered, “I’m sorry. But Bob thinks you look familiar. Your lover boy will be acting a bit differently until you can get Bob to confess who he really is.” Y/n looked around, confused. Was someone talking?
With a loud cackle, Bob flew down from the second floor and collided with Newt. Newt stumbled back and started coughing loudly.
“Newt, are you okay?” Y/n touched his back. “What’s wrong?”
Then, as quickly as it started, the coughing fit ended and Newt straightened back up. “I’m perfectly fine, sweetie.”
Y/n cocked an eyebrow. “Sweetie? That’s a new one.”
Newt blinked before hurridley saying, “Hm. That’s true.” He shrugged. “Oh well.”
“Newtie,” Y/n frowned, “are you sure you’re okay? You seem a little off.”
“I’m wonderful!” Newt cried, hugging Y/n tightly. Y/n patted his back timidly. “Oh, I’ve been wanting a hug for years.”
Y/n carefully extracted herself from the hug. “We were just cuddling in the car?”
Bob, in Newt’s body, quickly backtracked. “Oh, you’re right.”
“Should we stay here for the night?” Teresa asked.
“Are you kidding me?” Minho scoffed. “We are not staying here. We haven’t even met the owner!”
“The door opened for us.” Newt said excitedly, “I’m sure he’s okay with it!”
“What is up with you?” Y/n asked, taking a small step towards Minho. Minho folded his arms.
“Let’s just explore a little bit.” Newt started up the stairs, acting as if he owned the place.
Y/n gripped Minho’s forearm and whispered, “Something’s off with Newt.”
“Yeah, I see it too. It could have to do with this weird house.”
“What? You think there's ghosts in here?” Thomas joked, overhearing their conversation.
Carl said, “Why, yes. There is. In fact, I’m right here. Just, you can’t see me. How dreadful.” Carl rolled his eyes and followed Bob, aka Newt, up the stairs.
The five teens followed Newt as well, starting to peer into the rooms of the second floor. Newt, seeming to know exactly what he was looking for, opened the door to an old bedroom.
“Wow. That’s cool.” Gally commented, taking in the beautifully hand carved bed posts, velvet bedspread, and other wooden furniture.
“I know, right?” Newt said. Teresa glanced at him inquisitively.
“Look at these old books.” Y/n stepped into the room, making Newt smile widely.
“I don’t think those are books,” he said. “I think they’re diaries.”
“You’re right.” Y/n flipped through the dusty, yellowed pages of a diary. “Written by someone named Angie?”
“I don’t think you should be looking at those-” Gally frowned, him and the rest of the group still in the doorway.
“No, it’s perfectly alright.” Newt, too, stepped into the bedroom before quickly slamming the door shut and locking it.
“Newt?” Y/n cried, “What are you doing?!”
“I swear to god Newt,” Minho pounded on the door, “this is not the time to do the deed! Hanky- panky can wait!”
Newt started advancing on Y/n, smiling calmly. Y/n put her hands up and said, “Newt, stop it. This is not the time to joke around.”
“Honey,” Newt purred, “let’s just relax for a second.”
“Honey?” Y/n shook her head. “Newt never calls me that. And he would always respect my wishes to stop! In fact, when we first got together, he always kept asking if what he was doing was okay. I don’t know what’s happening, but I don’t think you’re Newt. I don’t know how, but you’re not Newt.”
“You’re so smart.” Newt caressed her cheek. Y/n had to resist leaning into the familiar touch. She had to remind herself that this wasn’t Newt. “Just like Angie.”
“Angie?” Y/n stepped away and lifted up the diary.
“Oh, yes. You should feel very connected to her.” Newt nodded vigorously, “Because you are her!”
Y/n backed up and started yelling, “Guys! Newt’s creeping me out! I don’t know how, but I don’t think this is my Newt.”
“What do you mean?” Minho shouted.
“Just- get me outta here!” Y/n screamed.
“Hold on!” Thomas cried. Y/n soon heard a dull thump on the door, accompanied by a soft, “ow.”
“Wow, good job Thomas.” Gally's sarcastic reply followed.
“You’re absolutely right.” Newt said, “I’m not Newt. My name is Bob. I used to live here with my wife, Angie. Unfortunately, she died, I soon after. I’ve been looking everywhere for her. Now, I’ve found her! It’s you.” Newt looked ridiculously happy.
Y/n, on the other hand, looked confused. “Are you saying you’re a ghost that’s possessing my boyfriend?”
“Anything can happen on the full moon!” Newt crowed.
“You imbecile!” Y/n punched him in the arm. “Get out of my boyfriend!”
“But you're Angie.” Newt frowned. “You have e/c eyes exactly like her.”
“Lots of people have e/c eyes!” Y/n yelled, frustrated.
“Are you sure Angie’s not possessing you? Or you haven’t been reincarnated?”
“I’m pretty sure I’d know if I was possessed. And even if I was reincarnated, I have a boyfriend. Newt! Why would I want to give him up?” Y/n tried to explain it to Bob, growing more and more desperate.
“I don’t know. I guess I thought you were Angie.” Suddenly, a low howling swoops through the room. “Carl!” Bob exclaimed, “Are you sure?” Another soft cold wind swept through. “Okay.” Bob sighed, “Carl, my friend, said I should exit my host now. I’ll let you and your friends stay here the night, but I would advise you leave in the morning.”
“Yes, please exit Newt. And I think we’ll find someplace else to spend the night. But thank you for the offer, Bob. I hate that you took control of my Newt, but I’m sorry you can’t find Angie.”
“It’s okay. I have Carl.”
Newt then pitched forward, knees hitting the floor, shaking and coughing. Gally yelled out, “Everything okay?” Shuddering wind blew through Y/n and out the door. Miraculously, the door swung open and the group was greeted with the sight of Y/n tightly hugging Newt, who looked disoriented and pale.
“Newtie, are you okay?” Y/n whispered, rubbing his back soothingly.
“Yeah… but what happened?” Newt groaned, holding his head, “I can’t remember anything.”
“It’s hard to explain.” Y/n said, “Let’s just get out of here.”
“Good idea.” Minho agreed. Y/n, helping Newt up, followed everyone out and down the hill and to the car. Teresa called Alby and then a tow- truck, both calls reassuring that they would be there soon. Thomas opened a map and started planning a route. Gally reclined his seat and tried to take a nap. Minho put in his earbuds and started blasting rock music. Y/n held Newt close, the latter laying down on her shoulder and muttering, “What happened?”
“I’ll explain later,” Y/n shushed him, “just get some rest. I love you so much.”
“I love you too.” Y/n laid her head on Newt’s hair. She clutched the boy tight, still rattled after the day’s events. Y/n kissed his forehead, just glad that he was okay and in her arms.
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List of Suede’s Pokémon Journey Episodes Archived
I figured it’d be a good idea to catalogue all of the episodes that I have found in case people are interested! Spaces in between the lists represent a gap in what I have.
Episode 1 - I Choose You!
Episode 2 - Pokémon Emergency!
Episode 3 - Ash Catches a Pokémon
Episode 4 - Challenge of the Samurai
Episode 5 - Showdown in Pewter City
Episode 6 - Clefairy and the Moonstone
Episode 7 - The Flowers of Cerulean City
Episode 8 - The Path to the Pokémon League
Episode 9 - The School of Hard Knocks
Episode 10 - Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village
Episode 11 - Charmander - The Stray Pokémon
Episode 12 - Here Comes the Squirtle Squad
Episode 13 - Mystery at the Lighthouse
Episode 14 - Electric Shock Showdown
Episode 15 - Battle Aboard the Saint Anne
Episode 16 - Pokémon Shipwreck
Episode 17 - Island of the Giant Pokémon
Episode 18 - BANNED - Beauty and the Beach
Episode 19 - Tentacool and Tentacruel
Episode 20 - The Ghost of Maidens Peak
Episode 21 - Bye Bye Butterfree
Episode 22 - Abra and the Psychic Showdown
Episode 23 - The Tower of Terror
Episode 24 - Haunter Versus Kadabra
Episode 26 - Pokémon Scent-sation
Episode 27 - Hypno’s Nap Time
Episode 28 - Pokémon Fashion Flash
Episode 30 - Sparks Fly for Magnemite
Episode 32 - The Ninja Poke-Showdown
Episode 34a - The Eight Child (APRIL FOOLS)
Episode 34 - The Kangaskhan Kid
Episode 37 - Ditto’s Mysterious Mansion
Episode 38 - BANNED - Dennō Senshi Porygon
Episode 39 - Pikachu’s Goodbye
Episode 42 - Showdown in Dark City
Episode 45 - The Song of Jigglypuff
Episode 46 - Attack of the Prehistoric Pokémon
Episode 47 - A Chansey Operation
Episode 49 - So Near, Yet So Farfetch’d
Episode 50 - Who Get’s to Keep Togepi
Episode 55 - Pokémon Paparazzi
Episode 59 - Volcanic Panic
Episode 65 - Showdown at the Po-Ké Corral
Episode 73 - Bad the the Bone
Episode 77 - The Fourth Round Rumble
Episode 81 - Pallet Party Panic
Episode 82 - A Scare in the Air
Episode 84 - The Lost Lapras
Episode 90 - Stage Fight
Episode 91 - Bye Bye Psyduck
Episode 92 - The Joy of Pokémon
Episode 94 - Snack Attack
Episode 96 - Meowth Rules!
Episode 100 - Wherefore Art Thou, Pokémon? - Featuring Dom Noble
Episode 101 - Get Along Little Pokémon
Episode 102 - The Mystery Menace
Episode 103 - Misty Meets Her Match
Episode 104 - Bound For Trouble
Episode 105 - Charizard Chills
Episode 106 - The Pokémon Water War
Episode 107 - Pokémon Food Fight
Episode 108 - Pokémon Double Trouble
Episode 112 - Enter the Dragonite
Episode 114 - The Underground Roundup
Episode 119 - A Sappy Ending
Episode 120-121 - Roll On, Pokémon/Illusion Confusion
Episode 122-123 - Flower Power/Spinarak Attack
Episode 124 - Snubbull Snobbery
Episode 126a - Double or Nothing APRIL FOOLS
Episode 130 - A Bout With Sprout
Episode 134 - Charizard’s Burning Ambitions
Episode 141 - Good Quil’ Huntilng
Episode 143 - Going Apricorn!
Episode 144 - Gettin’ The Bugs Out
Episode 145 - A Farfetch’d Tale
Episode 146 - Tricks of the Trade
Episode 147 - The Fire-Ing Squad
Episode 148 - No Big Woop!
Episode 149-150 - Tunnel Vision/Hour of the Houndour
Episode 161 - The Bug Stops Here
Episode 163 - Fossil Fools
Episode 165 - Hassle in the Castle
Episode 191 - The Dunsparce Deception
ORIGINS: File 1 - Red
14 Times I Screwed Up
Top 5 WORST Episodes of Season 1
Pokémon the First Movie with Linkara
Top 5 Episodes of Pokémon - Orange Islands
This is Animation - How The Orange Islands Were Made
My Top 5 Johto Journey Episodes
My Top 5 WORST Johto Journey Episodes
Animenia - Holiday Hi-Jynx
Animenia - Pokémon the First Movie
Animenia - Pokémon the Movie 2000
Animenia - Pokémon the Movie 3
Animenia - Pokémon 4Ever
Animenia - Mewtwo Returns
Pokemon Uncharted - Episode 1: Moltres
MISSING COUNT
Kanto: 37
Orange Islands: 17
Johto: ~56 (I don’t know how many dual episodes there are)
From what I can tell, the episode count goes to 193, and of course there are the season break downs and Top 5 ____’s as well. I’ve still got a long way to go.
Link to find all episodes and other Suede Pokémon media:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1L39TAFQBA7-hziX_zU2pGjefuePPUBxk?usp=sharing
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Stop
VIII. Rehash
The aim of every generation is to devour succulent babes attract fresh fans, which necessitates simplicity.
Keeping a cretinous tone not only lures in tasty toddlers, but alienates a significant portion of the previous intake, freeing plotlines to be recycled for noobs.
Cod Kanto delights in digging up cadavers:
A Talent for Imitation! is Team Rocket helping Ditto with Transform.
As was Ditto's Mysterious Mansion.
From the days when retaining the face was a failing, not standard incompetence.
Geniuses only copied an adventure removed from continuity.
Ivysaur's Mysterious Tower! concerns 'Saurs gathering to evolve.
In no way reminiscent of Bulbasaur's Mysterious Garden, or indeed the Venusaur-themed repeat in the future.
Ancient magic flowed from these woods, like a haven beyond the scope of Time.
A realm of the ages, rebirth and eternal life.
The secret world where Man dare not tread.
Well it's bulldozed and they're all dead.
This barbarity, exterminating holy beauty, echoes the ruination of Pokémon as a whole.
It's O's ping-pong school at last!
Nah, it's a Gym, for that's the one thing Vermilion's lacked all these years.
Destination Coronation! is Pikachu versus Raichu at Vermilion City Gym.
Now...
Unlike the above, it deigns to reference the pillaged predecessor, beckoning for defence.
When it pretends lifts are creative, fanboids lie these count as 'call-backs', 'cause stealing is meta acknowledgement, innit?
If it acknowledges repetition, on come the lectures of it being proof of undeniable canonical fidelity.
...
Feigning originality at least meant children weren't aware of poor facsimile, but flaunting imitations shows even greater contempt for an audience.
But it's an entirely new Gym Leader!
Instead of Surge:
• Short, spiky blond hair
• Chunky eyebrows
• Lantern jaw
• Black fingerless gloves
• Stomping black boots
• Owns Raichu
• Dog tags
• Visible six pack
• Tanned
• Muscular
• Flanked by a couple of biker mates.
We get Biscuits:
• Short, spiky blonde hair
• Chunky eyebrows
• Lantern jaw
• Black fingerless gloves
• Stomping black boots
• Owns Raichu
• Dog tags
• Visible six pack
• Dipped in creosote
• Built like a brick shit house
• Flanked by a couple of freak associates.
What a revelation, 'inventing' an identical character, and calling it a 'tribute'.
Theft ain't enough, it must be 'corrected': tough 'Nam soldier to Ronseal'd turtle fembot.
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