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rustybottlecap · 9 months
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sanmyshunogirlie · 3 months
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disaster bi, distinguished gay, functional lesbian
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luckcycler · 1 year
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What would you say is the disaster-functional-distinguished/gay-bi-lesbian alignment chart for Heartbreak (based on pure vibes moreso than any canon sexuality/gender)?
you have no idea how fast I dropped everything I was doing to answer this
just a disclaimer: like you said, I’m going purely on vibes here so these might not be canon sexualities
I don’t actually know if I will ever tell what I find canon for all of them. I kind of like to keep that to myself, but I know a couple of them will be at least mentioned in canon
and the way I watch media has always been “everyone’s bi until proven otherwise” and I like to go by that rule with my own writing too
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haystarlight · 1 year
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You have started at least one unsanctioned fire in your life and you tend to be, as the kids say, “feral”. Of the options on this quiz, I think you are the most familiar with Tequila and the devil’s lettuce, and I respect that. You often treat yourself and indulge in luxury to stave off the drudgery of everyday life. Still, you are desperate for praise from the people around you, and the soft “cottage in the wood” future appeals to you. I see you reclining by the pool in golden sunglasses, a feather boa, and a speedo. Keep living the good life.
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katzkinder · 1 year
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Idk why but I headcanon lily as aro ace
Ooh, neat! You're about... The third person I know of who also has that headcanon!
Personally, I headcanon that he identifies as pan, but like... He chooses that as his label because he likes the flag colors better lmao. That's it.
I always meant to type up my headcanons for this but never got around to it, so I think now is as good a time as any?
Misono: sex positive ace. Both because I think it suits him and because I like the contrast with my headcanon of Lily, where Lily has sex related trauma that makes him have difficult feelings about being attracted to others. Misono is almost clinical? When talking about that kind of thing. It can be off putting but he genuinely just thinks the scope of human sexuality is a fascinating thing to research
Mahiru: Bisexual, like his uncle, but not particularly aware of it in that he doesn't identify as anything. He's very "yeah that person is hot" and moves on with his day. The type who goes "huh! I guess I am" if you point out he's queer
Speaking of Queer, Mikuni: uses this exclusively. He thinks it's delightful. Like yes, this is perfect, he IS a very strange and odd little man! And that's all you're getting out of him (genuinely, this is all he gives me aside from maybe some flavor of aro. Jackass)
Lawless: Disaster bi with a distinct preference for intimidating women and older men. Licht is actually out of left field for him. Not typically the type he goes for!
Speaking of Licht: Angel. No I do not know what this means anymore than you do. Figure it out.
Kuro: double demi. His attraction hinges on having close emotional bonds with somebody first and it drives him crazy 😭Like he'll just be chilling and everything will be fine and the next thing he knows he's having an epiphany that ohhh god. oh fuck. oh god oh fuck he cannot DEAL. Terrible at flirting unless he's passing it off as a joke btw
Sakuya: *smash bros announcer voice* GAY
Freya: bi lesbian but calls herself lesbian, because that's what she's always called herself and she's not changing. Completely blindsided by the whole lesbian separatist discourse. Frankly disgusted with it. The big bad butch aligned fem in the corner who stands there and intimidates anyone hassling baby queers. She's got that peasantry farmer's wife bod, which means biceps that can crack your skull if you annoy her.
Iduna: doesn't label. She likes what she likes, so there! (does anyone remember this show lol)
Jeje: He's dressed like a priest, so I think it's safe to assume he's a self hating queer. This is only half a joke.
Ildio: You know that chart that's like functional bi, distinguished bi, disaster bi? He's a secret fourth thing: Himbo bi.
Nicco: Wombo Combo of Functional and Distinguished bi.
I'd add pride pair but my read on them is Lacking due to them not really having much in terms of development...
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zaenaris · 1 year
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Nice.
I usually consider myself Disaster Bi for... reasons, but it’s nice that a random quiz on the internet thinks I’m Distinguished lol
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rainbownixie · 2 years
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any gender/sexuality headcanons for st?
i already posted some of my aroace hcs so i'll try not to mention them again. edit: i mentioned them again i can't help myself
mike: aroace gay oriented / so non-binary he's so non-binary
will: demi-aroace gay oriented
steve: grey-aroace bi oriented
nancy: distinguished bi
jonathan: bisexual but he doesn't really care about it! like labels and stuff he's just vibing. btw he's demiromantic
argyle: unlabaled because he's too stoned to care / agender because fuck gender
robin: demigirl because fuck gender but not too much
eddie: gay gay homosexual gay the gayest / demiboy because fuck gender but like only like half
chrissy: aroace chrissy supremacy
dustin: this boy is a bisexual disaster i'm telling you
suzie: bisexual too because why would you ship duzie then if not for the bi x bi supremacy / genderfluid queen because why fuck gender when you can have all of them
lucas: another bisexual but this one is pretty much functional
max: she says she's a functional lesbian but every time a girl smiles at her she gets all nervous and dies from how much of a disaster she is / aroflux / non-binary max my beloved
el: bi / non-binary
karen: a lesbian she's a lesbian she's a "i kissed girls in high school" closeted lesbian
joyce: bisexual but gets all nervous when asked about it like "me?? i mean i like- i like girls, too. yes. but- but not really? i've never dated one so you never know haha! but- um- yes women are pretty. yes."
murray: "sexuality and gender is a whole thing the government made to sell more clothes and bathrooms" so yes, unlabeled because fuck everything right
i'm aware that this is long af but i just really love them a lot <33
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hua-fei-hua · 1 year
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(referring o lantern rite 3.4)
I found zhonglis performance as mortal adult who doesn't know venti as satisfactory while ventis to be 100/10 (no I am not biased). performance of the century. no millenia.
there was a lot of gay shit happening we know it we know it. I like to believe that hutao knows about a bard boyfriendTM. and she finally got to meet said boyfriend (who is also friends with zhongli,,,, hmm hutao detective glasses on I bet she wasn't fooled at all)
moon(iI am still laughing at the kidsctions to these adults doing. whatever they were. like why were they making upncover sorry fr but it was theater. art
did you meet beinguang at the uhhh place where rex lapis died. (thwir dialogue makes me laugh so much. am pretty sure at this point we can safely say that chess is code for making out hornily)
I also wanted to hear ventis thoughts in more detailed but ngl. I think it's pretty neat that xvn would like to keep their relationship a secret but only venti is the one who can while xiao's affection is apparent to anyone who knows him because he is an open book. Even if he tried he can't hide it. but I also wanted to know what venti thinks of music :( I had hoped that it would be like irodori where eh doesn't say much but just watches,,, is there in the background while giving inputs once in a blue moon
Also I did replay my own recording at yess!!! venti did blink a lot??? was it him going 'play along play along' hahaha idk
venti could go to an improv comedy club and absolutely sweep the competition; that man KNOWS how to play along and do so with SUBTLETY. probably bc he spends most of his waking life playing pretend and has done so for centuries, but then again, zhongli has also walked amongst mortals, who see him n go, "it couldn't be... is it??" so he passes with juuuust enough grace to leave them wondering lol. venti absolutely the best out of the three tho. xiao's acting skills found dead in a ditch lmao
OH but smth else i did remember is that i found it interesting that zhongli chose to call xiao by alatus. i know a lot of people tend to subscribe to the hc that alatus is xiao's true name (it's a pretty strongly supported hc that i refuse to subscribe to, personally) n that his weakness is his true name (also pretty supported by the text in canon n a hc i do subscribe to), so i find it interesting that, if alatus is xiao's true name (and secret weakness), zhongli would address him by such. one could say it's just his way of being more polite to someone who served in the archon war, but like idk. i just find it a bit odd and worth noting
a while back i was chillin w/my friends n making one of those alignment charts that's like "distinguished/functional/disaster" vs. "gay/bi/lesbian" (except we also added ace/pan/straight for a bit more nuance) n it was like "well, we have charas w/straight vibes from mond, inazuma, and sumeru. what abt liyue? do any of the liyue characters have straight vibes?" and the answer was no. liyue gay as hell.
and yes i DID see the beiguang over on yujing terrace!!! i was like "omg beiguangs" n i talked to them n i was like "is... is the chess a metaphor for sex???" bc WHAT WAS THAT?? HELLO???? last lantern rite was very much their wedding and so this year they get to sit back n be the stable established couple
also i can't believe hu tao met xiao's bf n then instantly went, "we will have an immortal pact of mischief, a solemn vow of fun written in silly poetics" she knows what she's doing. she knows EXACTLY who venti is; those dots were hardly even disconnected in her head.
i can absolutely see xv keeping their relationship a secret just bc xiao is a very private character, n venti would respect that. it's just so funny to see them fail bc xiao has difficulty maintaining a separation btwn his public n private lives. ofc he doesn't tell anyone if they don't ask, and he never drops any hints that would prompt people to ask normally, but in this particular type of situation where he has to explain himself and his relationship to someone, he's probably so unused to having a public social life that he has absolutely zero skills when it comes to answering questions truthfully, but with respect to his own privacy.
venti opinion on music.... that would've been nice to see :c though i don't think we asked xiao for his opinion either! hmm hmm... i wonder if they keep xiao's character development behind the ephemeral event quests specifically bc they're ephemeral n there's (maybe) gay shit going on behind the scenes.
but also omg so it WASN'T just my computer choking from the constant abuse i make it suffer venti was fluttering his lashes or smth at xiao. i'd personally interpret it as ~smug flirtations~ where he's just like, "ah, yes, how is xiao going to explain me away? :3" but who knows!!! i have brainworms lol
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rosebramblewolf · 1 year
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remember the grid meme that was like “distinguished | functional | disaster” “gay | bi | lesbian”
do we have that for mdzs has someone made one. im having trouble figuring out who u could put in the distinguished column everyones a disaster deep down
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asjawick · 3 years
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idk i’d say most of the prodigal son characters are bi but i decided to align them based on my own hcs of their sexualities. there are no functional gays.
and bonus, bc i cannot see these guys as anything other than straight but i wanted to show two (2) of them love
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firyfox · 5 years
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What d’yall think?
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mysticalgothweasel · 3 years
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I couldn’t find the alignment chart I needed so I made it myself
Can you tell I’m a Zukka shipper?
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marciego · 2 years
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3 and 4 - The Violetta characters you can fit in them xD
girl that's when you realize headcanoning literally everyone as bi has its limits, i do think jade, naty and andres are bi but i went with secondary hcs here because that would have been RIDICULOUS otherwise, anyway!! here they are!!
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benjaminoeladivino · 3 years
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Hoy tocan dos memes de mis personajes (bueno, y en la tablilla de arriba algunos prestados Negan si ves esto no me odies, necesitaba un personaje horrible para la frase final). Intentaré hacer edits este domingo pero no aseguro nada...
Si no reconocéis algunos personajes es porque son de otros foros o antiguos >-<
Apuntaos a hacer memes conmigo <3
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castielmacleod · 3 years
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Here’s my definitive ranking by the way
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iamdeltas · 3 years
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I'm always baffled by people who label Agatha as a "distinguished" anything.
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