#distilate

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[hahafucksewingmachines]

s[he’s] bro[ken]

#I distilled the Barbie movie to two words #luved it #Barbie #Barbie movie

[brodyd0ll]

#brody dalle #the distillers #distillers

[inter-gal-actic]

Woman in rock pressing pedals

#riot girl #feminism #women in rock #verdena #pj harvey #sleater kinney #dum dum girls #sonic youth #the distillers #women musicians #girlblogging #fashion #girlposting #photography #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #soft grunge

[callixton]

taskmaster comment section abt alex & greg’s relationship….. girl

#LIKE. ARE THEY WRONG #also the other comment of like. seeing it distilled like this is intense. YEAH #sooo many questions for them that will never be answered #what a wild fucking persona/long term gag to fall into. on a light entertainment show #we’re gonna have an intense d/s relationship and acknowledge it only to tease people for noticing it. What. this is a panel show kings #ted talks #taskmaster #greg davies #alex horne

[dragongirlafro]

30+yo rilf (robot milf) running on obsolete hard/software trying to flirt be like

"y'know, i'm old enough to have my entire programming uploaded to you and only take up like 30MB of your storage space~"

(it is flirting with a younger, newer robot model. yes it is queer and t4t)

#vi posts #this is the entire dynamic of my yet to be made OCs distilled into one post

[aliaoftheknives]

the thing that gets me about the goncharov posting is that it’s so uncanny. it’s quite literally like peering into an alternate universe where goncharov directed by martin scorsese is in fact real and it became a cult classic on tumblr. like every time i read a goncharov metapost i feel like im seeing every fandom metapost ive ever read superimposed onto it. it’s really good...

...is what i would say if goncharov was just a mass inside joke and not real. 

#neil.txt #unreality #goncharov #like it really is good though like the distillation of how people talk about media and spefically how People On Tumblr talk about media #its interesting. ok

[kazmaniandevii]

now you call it madness

but i call it love

#malevolent #arthur lester #john malevolent #king in yellow #the evolution! the progression! #i have a lot of thoughts on this but all i have is this silly post #jarthur #idk all their ship names #but the association with madness and love… which i explained to a friend of mine #this is a distilled version of my rant more or less

[weepynymph]

Oh Boy have I made a discovery

#I am very excited about this #HAD to include the virgin mary distillers tshirt too! #soooooo much to work with here #also LOVE the 'manly man' translation 😂 #they said 'he's rory but a boy actually' #apologies for the poor gifs I really threw these together #gilmore girls #literati #jess mariano #rory gilmore #rory x jess #jess x rory #gilmore girls meta #my gifs

[froody]

I saw a YouTube comment once on a video about child abuse. It was written by an older woman. It said something like “I’ve spend the last 40 years of my life trying to get over things that happened to me in the first 18.” and I think about it all the time.

#YouTube comments are pure distillates of humanity #sometimes vile. sometimes kind. always human

[kohanakonohana]

本日、機会がありまして、若鶴酒造さんの三郎丸蒸溜所へ。

Today, I had a chance to visit to the Saburo-maru distillery by Wakatsuru Sake Brewery, at Tonami, Toyama pref.

解説付きで見学させていただき…

We could learn how to made whiskey with exciting explanation...

世界初、ウイスキーの本場イギリスでも特許を取得された鋳物製蒸留器ゼモンも。

And we could see the distiller "ZEMON" that was the first casted distiller and having the patent in UK.

その後ディナーも堪能させていただきました。

Futhermore, we enjoyed lovely dinner!

#places to visit #三郎丸蒸留所 #the distillers #ZEMON #distillery #ウイスキー #whiskey

[thankstothe]

these scenes are like crack to me

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s01e07 “Fidelity” #starting convo with “its impossible to be faithful” and ending at “we can rule the world” #okay fine okay ok OK. ...fine #perfect distillation of their dynamic at the end there too #yeah you stare house good thing no one is looking #longpost #long post

[brodyd0ll]

#brody dalle #the distillers #distillers #live

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

thank u @ckducky for drawing funny art of charlie's silly spear jealously and making THIS mental image pop into my head XD

Vaggie: "Thanks for doing this for us again, Ms. Rosie."

Rosie: "Oh my dear you know I'm just TICKLED PINK to help!"

Vaggie: "Well we really need it."

Charlie: "No we don't. I'm acting completely normally for this situation. I am being Totally Rational."

Vaggie: "Sweetie-

Charlie: "TOTALLY. RATIONAL."

Vaggie: "Charlie, you promised you'd be open minded about this...."

Charlie: "I am open! I just also know Rosie is going to AGREE with me on this!!"

Rosie: "Ohoho I suppose we'll see about that, won't we~?"

Rosie: "Now, why don't we put that spear away, hmm? And then the three of us can settling in for a nice long chat while you tell auntie Rosie all abut it!"

Vaggie: "Uh, actually. The spear has to stay."

Rosie: "Oh?"

Vaggie: "I'm kinda just dropping it off?"

Charlie: "Dropping IT off? Oh thanks Vaggie for coming alllllll this way- for the SPEAR."

Vaggie: "Them. I'm dropping THEM off."

Rosie: "... I'm afraid I don't quite follow? You came here for relationship advice, yes?"

Vaggie: "Right. Charlie's having relationships issues."

Charlie: "IT'S NOT AN ISSUE."

Rosie: "You mean, you and Charlie are having issues?"

Charlie: "THIS IS A NORMAL LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION!"

Vaggie: "No."

Charlie: "I'VE BEEN DEALING THIS THIS FOR Y E A R S AND HONESTLY I THINK I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR IT AT THIS POINT!!"

Rosie: "Charlie and... the spear?"

Charlie: "THAT BITCH!"

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Rosie: "I feel as though I understand even less. Isn't your spear-"

Vaggie: "Inanimate, yeah."

Charlie: "Oh don't let it fool you. It knows EXACTLY what it's doing-"

Charlie: "-SEE? SEE!! Look at it GLEAMING all SMUG in the sunlight, all nice and cozy where Vaggie so very CAREFULLY snuggled it into it's own chair-"

Vaggie: "Anyway thanks again Rosie for helping I gotta get back to the hotel."

Rosie: "I.... darling, I'm not sure this quite my...."

Vaggie: (ignores her) "I'll pick th- I'll pick CHARLIE up in an hour."

Rosie: "Wait-"

Vaggie: (smooching charlie's cheek) "Try to talk things out a bit, okay?"

Charlie: "Hmph! There's nothing TO talk about!"

Vaggie: "Okay. But venting to smeone might make you feel better?"

Charlie: "...maybe."

Vaggie: "Good. That's all I care about."

Charlie: (melting) "Yeah?"

Vaggie: "Yep~"

Charlie: "All you care about huh..." (sulking) "What about the spear."

Vaggie: "Literally just a spear, babe." (smooches her again) "Have fun with this, Rosie!"

Vaggie: (leaves)

Rosie: "......"

Charlie: "......"

The spear: (is a spear)

Rosie: "....right then! For this I think, tea will NOT be precisely what we need!" (pulls out a bottle) "One shot, or two?"

Charlie: "Did you know she RUBS that thing with OIL every night?"

Roise: (smiling and nodding) "Five shots it is then~"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #rosie hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #VERY incorrect XD #all the stresses in charlie's life #distilling down into a single passionate jealously #over a thing that is incapable of seducing her girlfriend #its a dumb idea #but i do love its so...

[cordspaghetti]

every day i am thankful that in 2006 or whenever there was a q&a where some fan asked gerard way what makes mcr so cool and that he said let me answer your question with another question: what makes brody dalle so hot and that i read that & immediately proceeded to google brody dalle and discover the distillers bc now i get 2 routinely listen to coral fang and have my soul fully leave my body whatthe FUCKKKKKM

#i think i was like 17 i’d Heard of the distillers but never listened to them bc the name didn’t sound interesting to me LMAO #guy who discovered Everything by way of mcr 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[triptychgardener]

This is your Jane on lesbianism

#jane crocker #vriska serket #janevris #janecallieroxy #my art #just some miscellaneous Jane Thoughts distilled into a quick comic