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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Imagine- Disney Villain sidekicks assuring you that villain's crazy about you when they're distracted by their villainy for a long time.

"Listen to me, toots, Jafar's crazy aboutcha! And I'm not just saying that, really, I mean- I think he's stealin' your underwear. But not just that! I also think, if ya left him- we'd all be dead! Yeah! So come on, lets put a smile back on that dial, yeah? We cant have ya mopin' around... what no I don't care about you, you're the only one that gives me the good snacks!" - Iago

"Nooooo, hahaha, no no no, Hades isn't getting bored of you! Stop crying, stop crying!" "Yeah! No! He's just busy! Running the underworld is no piece of cake, you know?" "Uhuh, uhuh, uhuh- " "I'm sure, after things die down, he'll pop up right back here again and give ya a BIG kiss." "Absolutely! Now eat your dinner, Hades'll kill us if he finds out we came and didn't feed you like he told us!" "Ohhhhhhh... hey, Panic, maybe we shoulda just said THAT when they started crying." "Oh Gods." - Pain and Panic

"What- what's happening here?" "They're crying, Banzai, you moron! Whatdaya thinks happening??" "Well what am I supposed to do about it!?" "Comfort them!!" "Okay, yeah I get that, BUT HOW!?" 'Ugh, get outta my way. Hey Y/N, uh... Scar's just... pent up at the moment! He'll stop being a dick real soon!" "Well would look at that, Shenzi!- you made them worse!" "Well why don't you try, meathead!?" "Would you stop calling me names!?- " "Wait- hold on hold on- what's Ed doing?" "Wha?- " "Is he... is that a hug?" "Maybe???" "It seems like its workin', lets just back away... " - Shenzi, Banzai and Ed

"Oh, Y/N, the Prince is just... temperamental. You cant take it to heart! Lord knows I don't, and I have proper reason to!- No, no, no, not that you don't have good reason to be upset, that's not what I meant!! Oh dear, oh dear... Look, PJ does love you! He's just got a lot on his mind right now, what with Robin Hood making him look a fool, and all... Right? Right. Come along now, we'll have some sweets from the kitchen, would that cheer you up?" - Sir Hiss

"Come on, Y/N... Gaston's not trying to make you feel bad, he just doesn't notice! What? That's not better?? Okay- Uh... You know what always cheers me up when he's been a big old meanie?? I remember how great he is. Lets do it! Together! Okay- NOOO OOOONEEES- oh, they're not singing with me... uh... Uh uh uh- Heyy, why dont you stare into the fire a while?, it helps when Gaston's in a funk or OH!- What about a foot massage? Gaston says I'm good at that!- " - LeFou

"Oh dear dear dear- The Captain isn't going to leave you, Y/N! He's just excited, is all! Thinks he's got a real shot at Pan this time, he does! Like a kid at Christmas! I'm sure, once he's done with the poor boy he'll run right back here and apologise- he really doesn't mean to be rude, you know!! He just forgets his head sometimes! Now sit down, sit down, I'll make you some tea and you'll feel good as new no time." - Mr Smee

They aren't great at it but they're trying XDD

(You've gotta try and imagine them in their voices XD Especially Iago and Smee)

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adriana4everoficial · 5 months

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#adriana4ever #my art #disney #disney hercules #disney hercules pain and panic #disney pain and panic #pain and panic #hercules pain and panic #hercules #gijinka #humanisation #shipping #ship

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jesshq · 3 months

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incorrect quotes of hades and his boys part 2

neurosis: I'm gonna need a skull but you can't ask why. hades: Only if you also don't ask why. hades: *pulls four pristine skulls out of their bag* neurosis: ... neurosis, grabbing a skull: This one will do, thanks dad.

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pain: Which way did panic go? neurosis: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left. pain: You could really figure it out from that? neurosis: No, you idiot, panic sent me a text. See?

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panic: Do you need help getting up? pain: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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neurosis: What's that? hades: Chocolate. neurosis: What's chocolate? hades: Candy. you never had it before? neurosis: "shakes head" hades: "lets neurosis have his chocolate bar"

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panic: You disgust me. pain: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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neurosis: Hey, how did my phone break? pain: You had a tooth pulled yesterday. neurosis: And? hades: you were still loopy from the drugs so You threw it. neurosis: Why? persephone: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” neurosis: And why didn’t you stop me?! panic: We were busy laughing our asses off.

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panic: neurosis… neurosis: Oh no, 'neurosis' in B flat. neurosis: You're disappointed.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your kids. hades: Which one? I have 5. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. hades: Which one? I have 5. pain, distantly: HEY!!!

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pain: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to kick your ass.

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neurosis, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. pain, in line behind them: Dear Gods, just do a strong energy drink.

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pain, throwing a pokeball at hades: dad!, I choose you! hades, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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pain: neurosis is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! panic: Never done anything wrong?! didn't he accidently mixed our laundry and our stuff had each others colors!

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hades: That's it, you're grounded! pain, no desert for you! neurosis, no cuddles for you! panic, no papa snuggle time for you! And persephone... oh gods on Olympus, is there anything that you love? persephone: gardening?. hades: No gardening for you. persephone: I was going to say "we're having veggie and meat stew," but I guess that's off the table, also why am I getting punished when asked you if they could go out and get some stuff...plus we're the same age equivalent babe.

hades: "still getting used to being a father" uhhh....

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neurosis: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? pain: pain: This one is the dumpster. neurosis: They’re both our bedroom, and Panic twisted his ankle tripping on YOUR stuff.

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neurosis: I'm tired. pain: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! neurosis: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

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neurosis: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. persephone: Uh, panic and pain are not getting along. neurosis: yeah but when don't siblings wanna try to kill each other. persephone: You may have a point.

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neurosis: Wanna hear some dark humor. pain: Yeah, I love dark humor. neurosis: Alright. neurosis: *Turns off the lights* neurosis: Knock knock. pain: Turn the damn lights back on.

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panic, talking to neurosis: Well neurosis, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would pain do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. neurosis: … pain, from the distance: He's not wrong though!

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neurosis: baby or not, sometimes it’s nice being held. hades: Are you okay. "hugs his missing son closer as he was in the middle of a panic attack and he picked him up and held him"

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hades: You need a hobby. pain: I have a hobby! hades: Fawning over your baby brothers isn’t a hobby.

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pain: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. neurosis, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? pain: Nope!

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pain: Do you guys want to see a butterfly? panic: Ooh, yes please! neurosis, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug! pain: It's not a bug though... neurosis: ... panic: ... neurosis: Well I still don't want to see. panic, realizing: Please don't throw- pain: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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pain: My only talent is being stress. neurosis: Don't you mean stressed? pain: No.

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panic: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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*pain is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice* pain: Clear orange juice? pain: Oh, it's empty. panic, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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pain: What's wrong with you? neurosis: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and high anxiety.

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neurosis: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. panic: What baby? neurosis, crying a bit: Me.

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panic, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? neurosis: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. panic: Ohhhh- pain: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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pain: What if mayonnaise came in cans? panic: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. neurosis: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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panic: Can I have some? pain, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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neurosis: What are you planning to do? pain: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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pain: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* panic: What was that? pain: The sound of someone else's problem.

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hades: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. pain: Mine just says "pain no." hades: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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pain, standing between panic and neurosis who are trying not to laugh as their at a festival and a guy pointed out pain's height: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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neurosis: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

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neurosis: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. panic: What are you passionate about? neurosis: Sleeping.

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neurosis: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing? "trying to sneak though the harpy stables while they are asleep other wise they will put him in a nest and won't let him leave again"

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panic: I'm bored. pain: Wanna do some tickle torture?? panic: Sure! hades, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that feather down! Put neurosis down!! I don't wanna clean up after another tickle till they pee accident again!

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(this is based on the games grumps clip mark zuckerberg if you wanna look it up on youtube and i felt it fit pain perfectly as arin but i disney hercules-ized it)

neurosis: Hey, pain? pain, playing a video game with the squad: What? neurosis: Can I share something with you from earlier today? pain: Wh- what is it, neurosis? neurosis: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. pain: Mhm. neurosis: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? pain: Yeah? neurosis: Your response. pain: *trying not to crack up* neurosis: At 9:30 in the morning. neurosis: "motherfucking centaurs and satyrs gods on olympus motherfucking Facebook movie tartrus can you believe this shit" pain: *laughing* neurosis: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. pain: You just made me dieeee... neurosis: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." neurosis: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. neurosis: "gods damn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking ares' twins goddamn rowing the styx boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck centaurs and satyrs man" pain: *wheezing with laughter* neurosis: I respond "pain, you're scaring me." An hour passes- neurosis: You respond, "motherfucking Icarus icarus you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit centaurs and satyrs" neurosis: "im very tired" pain: *struggling to breathe* neurosis: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, pain, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" neurosis: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, neurosis: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck centaurs and satyrs man they fucked over icarus crazy ares' twins rowing the styx boat or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" neurosis: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, pain: *falling over with laughter* neurosis: "PAN THE SATYR!"

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pain: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. panic: Why are we so fucking awesome? pain: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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panic: neurosis, why is pain intruding on our cuddle time? pain: neurosis, why is panic intruding on our cuddle time? neurosis, in distress: Please… stop being so protective of me… i only have 2 hands

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hades: What did you two do? pain: panic: hades: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to your mother again or not.

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neurosis: The last time we went to an urgent care clinic, me and my brothers checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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*While planning to break in somewhere to get panic who was captured* pain: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" neurosis: What? pain: "Get Help." neurosis: No. pain: C'mon, you love it! neurosis: no, I hate it. pain: It's great! It works every time! neurosis: It's humiliating. pain: Do you have a better plan? neurosis: No. pain: We're doing it! neurosis: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* pain, carrying neurosis: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws neurosis at guards, knocking them out* pain: Ahh, classic! neurosis: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. pain, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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"the boys did something dumb and hiding from their dad'

panic: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside? pain: Not it! neurosis: Not it! panic: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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neurosis & panic: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* neurosis: We need an adult! panic: neurosis, you aren't an adult! we're the same age equivalence neurosis: We need an adultier adult! Get mom!

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panic and neurosis: *raises eyebrows* pain: Put those back down! i haven't even done anything yet!

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what happens when i get bored thought i would add mama persephone in the mix~

#disney hercules #disney pain and panic #pain and panic #disney henchmen #disney hades #disney neurosis

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sinistarz · 5 months

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I like drawing hades....

#hades #disney hercules #pain and panic #thond #hond #claude frollo #judge frollo #sinistart

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alabasterpickles · 1 year

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Couple of bonuses I couldn’t fit in the last batch 😭✨ I love them??

When your dog has more game than you and your minions think your wife is their mom

#my art #fanart #sketch #art #character design #drawing #animation #illustration #drawings #disney #Disney’s Hercules #Persephone #fan OC #hades #pain and panic #Cerberus #the bottom one is pretty old #that’s before I figured out how to draw them 😂#I scaled Cerberus down for practicality reasons

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 7 months

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impossible

Apparently this is what the Masquerade SSR Idia looks like without the top hat!

That hairstyle makes it look like he has little horns sprouting from his bun! It reminds me of Pain and Panic from Hercules.

But ain’t no way all of this dude’s hair is contained in that small of a bun 💀 It’s just like how Rapunzel’s hair magically shortened once it was braided www Did Idia dial down the heat on a stove or something to make the hair flames smaller… Is he a gas stove—

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #Idia Shroud #notes from the writing raven #Pain #Panic #Rapunzel #Tangled #Hercules

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stargazerlillian · 5 months

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All Disney Lorcana cards featuring characters from "Hercules" so far.

#🌠#Disney #Disney Lorcana #Hercules 1997 #Official Art #Hercules #Megara #Philoctetes #Zeus #Hades #Pain #Panic #Cerberus

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blackpoison66 · 5 months

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Art: とあげこ

#ms hades #disney villain recruiters #villains recruiters #disney villains #Hades #hades disney #tokyo disneysea #disney tokyo #Msハーデス #pain and panic #little ms.hades #mss hades #ミスハーデス

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hrefna-the-raven · 3 months

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Hot as Hades

Misc. masterlist - masterlist

Chapters 1 - 2 - 3

Warnings: none

Words: 1620

Summary: getting ready for the next date (this chapter will be a bit boring, sorry in advance)

Chapter 4 - Invitation

"Whaaaaaaat-is-it-now?!", he bellowed, causing them to immediately fall into silence.

Pain and Panic exchanged glances, uttering unintelligible words to each other before one of them eventually took a step forward.

"Your most lugubriousness, we're sorry to disturb you but uhm you have a visitor."

"Guys this is the Underworld", Hades scoffed while conjuring himself a drink, "we constantly have visitors down here, like", his hand waved towards the never-ending stream of souls spiraling downwards past the window, "permanent visitors."

He sipped on his drink as he sunk back on his throne, already dismissing his minions' announcement under unimportant when suddenly the heavy stone doors of the throne room swung open, crashing into the walls on both sides.

"Brother", Zeus swaggered into the room as if he owned it, grabbing Hades by the shoulder and pulling him into a tight hug.

The Lord of the Dead growled, squirming to free himself but failing.

"What brings you to my room of doom, Zeusy?", Hades grumbled, finally able to free himself out of Zeus' iron grip.

"Aw Hades, can't I just check on my favourite gloom from the tomb brother?"

"You rarely, no wait, in fact, never do so. And forgive me if this sounds a bit impolite, but I'm highly suspicious. Sooooo what in the undead are you doing down here?!"

Hades' voice cracked, his attempt to conceal his anger failing, his venom slowly seeping through his words. The night he spent with you was absolutely enchanting, from the delightful conversations to the shared laughter at each other's jokes. He could feel the intense desire you had for him, and he wouldn't forgive himself if he allowed anyone, especially his meddling brother Bolt Boy over there, to ruin it now. His gaze shifted towards his brother, who suddenly appeared overly interested in the table that still stood in the room, a physical reminder of the sweet memories he had created together with you merely hours ago. As if on cue, Zeus turned around, revealing a delicate sapphire belt held triumphantly in his hand. A self-satisfied grin spread across his face, growing more pronounced with each passing moment.

"Did you have a visitor?", Zeus asked, wiggling his eyebrows in a mischievous manner.

Hades' eyes widened in shock as he saw your belt dangling from Zeus' hand. He jumped up and snatched it away.

"None of your business", Hades snarled.

The last thing he needed was Mister High and Mighty snooping around his affairs. He knew Zeus too well, having experienced his meddling firsthand. The first time, it resulted in the rather involuntary responsibility of overseeing the underworld forever, the last time, it ended his relationship and, because it wasn't bad enough,Hades had to make constant, very conscious effort to forget all the instances where he got the blame for his brothers fuck ups. Therefore, he had no intention of divulging any information about you. At least in his scheming mind, he deemed you his which granted you the status of underworld business, and so solely his, business.

"Anyway, tomorrow, Olympus. Make sure to come, brother. It will be a grant gathering of everyone, oh and I've heard intriguing things about the lady you're with, I'm curious."

"Oh why don't you ask Aphrodite? I'm sure if things are being heard, she might want to add some details", Hades muttered.

"I don't know what you're talking about. It's all Greek to me", Zeus winked and vanished, leaving a frustrated Hades behind.

Wasn't it already enough that his brother had imprisoned him in the thankless task of ruling the underworld for eternity? Why did he have to endure Zeus invading the very space of his confinement as well? And for what? To invite him to...something, probably a party. And you were supposed to accompany him, an unspoken invitation, and by extension meet the other gods. Hades closed his eyes, his fingertips pressed into his temples, slowly massaging the growing headache away. He called out for his minions, his muscles tensing at the irritating shuffles of their small footsteps on the stone floor as they approached, giving him a nervous salute. With a snip of his fingers, dark smoke materialised into a wrapped package he had gotten earlier from the Fates, hovering in front of Pain.

"Bring this to her, tell her I'll pick her up at sunset and nothing more! Capiche?"

"Yes boss!", Panic replied a little too eagerly, snatched the package, and scurried away with Pain.

As soon as you stepped into your house the following day after a tiring day at work, you sensed that something was amiss. It felt like the atmosphere had shifted, and there was an unfamiliar disturbance lingering in the air. As you passed through the kitchen, you instinctively grabbed a knife and cautiously made your way towards your bedroom. Carefully you pushed open the door, ready to defend yourself, but your steps came to an abrupt halt as you spotted two young boys energetically jumping on your bed.

"What in the-?"

"She's here, she's here!", both interrupted you and crawled off the bed, holding up a package.

"The boss will pick you up at sunset, wear this, nothing more!", proudly announced the boy with brown hair.

"That's not what he meant by saying that, you idiot!", the blonde one intervened, slapping the other one on the back of his head.

"Oh and how would you know what the boss meant? I was there when he gave the instructions!"

"Me too! Have you forgotten already?"

"You must be Pain and Panic", you sighed amused, giggling, finally putting the knife away and taking the package.

"At your service", both smiled, saluting you.

"So this is from Hades?", you asked, earning an eager nod from the boys.

"Please tell him we delivered and only did as asked", Pain requested, transforming back into his original form.

"We mean like really really put in a good word for us, we don't wanna be maimed", Panic added.

And with that, they both disappeared. Intrigued, you opened the parckage and ran your fingers along the smooth black material of a gown. You let out a gasp as you slipped it on, realising that not only did it reveal a generous amount of cleavage, but the fabric itself was see-through, but it also was as if magic concealed certain parts of your body, so never too much was revealed. As you gazed at your own reflection in the mirror, a delightful warmth began to spread between your thighs. Your mind danced with thoughts of the upcoming evening and Hades' intentions, especially considering the revealing and seductive nature of your robe. You weren't left with much time to wonder when you felt the air shift and the Lord of the Underworld emerged from a cloud of dark smoke beside you.

"Hi babe, I'm a bit early so I figured I'd pick you up here since we've gotten to know each other a bit better yesterday, you know it's more personal and all", Hades strolled around you, his eyes scanning the room, "I must say I dig your style, simple and yet those small skulls and bones give this place a personal touch, thumbs up-", his gaze finally landed on you, "wow wow wow, babe, I uhm, it suddenly got super hot in here and it's definitely not me for once!"

You chuckled at the god standing in front of you, his eyes roaming over your form, dilated pupils and open mouth, unable to hide his burning desire and you could have sworn that his flames burned even hotter than usual.

"You sent the robe."

Your voice broke Hades out of his train of thoughts and brought him back into the present moment with you.

"The Fates picked it", he casually remarked, attempting to regain his usual cool demeanour, "and they weren't wrong when they promised me I wouldn't regret it. But something's missing, hm hm hm", Hades pondered, tapping his finger against his lips, his brows furrowing, "ah yes I know! Let me help with the final touch."

Your hair started moving on its own, swirling and twisting until it formed a chignon at the back of your head adorned with a small bird skull. The tips of the few long strains hanging down on the side of your face were tinted in an almost glowing shade of the same blue as Hades' flames. A silent wow left your lips as you caught a glimpse of your reflection in the mirror. The combination of the elegant hairstyle and the flowing robe draped around you gave you a shimmer of divinity and a smile danced across your lips as you turned around hugging Hades.

"It looks perfect, thank you", you whispered, your words barely audible as they sank into the soft fabric of his toga.

"So well, are you ready to start the night?", he asked anxiously, his hand nervously rubbing the back of his neck.

You nodded, though a hint of suspicion flickered in your gaze as you observed him.

"Then get ready to meet the family!", he spoke quickly, his arm encircling you tightly as he pulled you closer.

"Wait what?! Does that mean we're going to O-", you cut yourself off with a scream as your surroundings seemed to dissolve.

You closed your eyes, nausea pooling in your stomach while every muscles in your body tensed at the feeling of weighing tons and being weightless at the same time. Just as suddenly as it began, it abruptly ended again and when your feet felt steady ground underneath, you cautiously opened your eyes and gasped in surprise.

"Olympus", you murmured, blinking several times, half-expecting to find yourself back in your own home, awakening from a dream.

Chapter 5

#disney #disney hercules #hades #disney hades #pain and panic #zeus #disney zeus #hades x reader #hades x you #hot as hades #reader insert #disney villain #disney x reader

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