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#dirty kitchens
bi-accident · 8 months
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Ice cream bread - 1978
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fiction-quotes · 7 months
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M. Todgers's Commercial Boarding House was a house of that sort which is likely to be dark at any time; but that morning it was especially dark. There was an odd smell in the passage, as if the concentrated essence of all the dinners that had been cooked in the kitchen since the house was built, lingered at the top of the kitchen stairs to that hour, and, like the Black Friar in Don Juan, 'wouldn't be driven away.'  In particular, there was a sensation of cabbage; as if all the greens that had ever been boiled there, were evergreens, and flourished in immortal strength. The parlour was wainscoted, and communicated to strangers a magnetic and instinctive consciousness of rats and mice. The staircase was very gloomy and very broad, with balustrades so thick and heavy that they would have served for a bridge. In a sombre corner on the first landing, stood a gruff old giant of a clock, with a preposterous coronet of three brass balls on his head; whom few had ever seen – none ever looked in the face – and who seemed to continue his heavy tick for no other reason than to warn heedless people from running into him accidentally. It had not been papered or painted, hadn't Todgers's, within the memory of man. It was very black, begrimed, and mouldy. And, at the top of the staircase, was an old, disjoined, rickety, ill-favoured skylight, patched and mended in all kinds of ways, which looked distrustfully down at everything that passed below, and covered Todgers's up as if it were a sort of human cucumber-frame, and only people of a peculiar growth were reared there.
  —  Martin Chuzzlewit (Charles Dickens)
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thunderstruck9 · 1 year
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Louis Fratino (American, 1993), Eggs, Dishes, Coreopsis, 2020. Oil on canvas, 42 × 42 in.
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pureseasalt · 9 months
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the bear season 2 episode 6 has got to be the most uncomfortable i have ever felt watching a thing. i love it. i do not ever wanna see it again. take it away from me. fuck u to everyone involved. with ur consent, please let me kiss u on the mouth with tongue.
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worstloki · 1 year
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people just ignore Thor was a feral child, huh? like his life goal was probably to demolish another race at age 12 and he was probably begging to go to war and attempted to murder their father for not letting him via telepathy that he didn't have.
#people are like ''loki stabbed thor at age 8'' like im sorry but thor is older and im pretty sure he would've given loki the knife#Frigga was probably like ohhh you can wage war when your brother is old enough to go with you. can't let you two go alone!#and Thor naturally was like ''ok. i will Arm the Child''#like for SURE Thor was the kid eating dirt while Loki just sat next to him looking very confused about it#Thor: Father said we are Part of Asgard and need to Eat To Grow and then one day will be Big Enough to Fight !#he tries to feed Loki the dirt so he'll grow up quicker too but Loki starts crying and now Thor's forgotten about it and trying to calm him#Thor like no no don't cry i'll find us something else to get big with :(#carries him away and gets dirt all over them both because his hands were still dirty#fast forward the bros are sitting on the ground under a table monching on lemon cakes (or whatever) absolutely COVERED in dirt#they have left a dirt trail behind them so their hiding spot won't be effective for long#and also Thor doesn't think voices should get across what is clearly a sturdy table cloth so he's not sure how they were 'discovered'#Frigga: you cannot get dirty and go in the kitchens#Thor: LOKI WAS SAD. AND WE NEED SUSTAINENCE TO GROW MOTHER. WE MUST FEED.#Frigga: -_-''#(Loki is still munching on a lemon tart. the same one despite the room change because he's eating it slowly while Thor reasons with Frigga)#(half of the words anyone is saying go over his head but he is enjoying the expressions being made)
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lover-of-mine · 1 month
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the way i can come here and say "god that buddie scene feels like a fever dream" AND YALL WONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES
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letoscrawls · 4 months
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I think i got cold yesterday bc it's freaking freezing here and today i was so sick and i didn't have meds or anything 😭 but it doesn't matter because i made soup and all is well now
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avisisisis · 1 year
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Why is it that every character turns completely useless everytime a Batfamily member appears. I mean Wally would definitely make himself seem dumber so Dick seems like the smart one, but that doesn't make him stupid
Every single character has a lore, a story, and it's always so good but it all goes to shit when they're paired with a Bat. It makes no sense. Stop acting like Wonder Woman wouldn't absolutely destroy Bruce if they ever fought
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tchaikovskaya · 1 month
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I cleaned my apt thoroughly for the first time in months pls clap 🧍🏻‍♀️
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ryan-sometimes · 2 months
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Genuine question, what’s the kindest way to tell the person I’ve been dating for a few weeks that they desperately need to clean their apartment?
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jessicas-pi · 4 months
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bad news: that fic i said i would finish by today... is not finished
good news: i impulsively deep cleaned my entire room today
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bi-accident · 6 months
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Great northern meatloaf - 1949
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willowcrowned · 10 months
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gonna try making gf flatbread while buzzed on a truly embarrassingly small amount of white wine while subbing out all the ingredients will report back
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persnickett · 2 years
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Entirely sharing this for the crop top.
But I’m also totally trying this.
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crunchycrystals · 10 days
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i cant find all the posts ive made ab dropout and smosh crossovers anyway apparently garrett worked on sam says 3 so i am begging sam reich to get angela and/or chanse on dirty laundry
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literaphobe · 2 years
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having adhd means every time you leave your room to perform a task you accidentally complete three completely different tasks instead before finally doing the intended task. and what that means is you do a side quest task, go back to your room, realize you fucked up, leave your room again, only to find another random cool side quest task you wanna do first AGAIN. SURELY this time you’ll remember to do the ACTUAL task you need to do after. rinse and repeat
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