#dio is a sassy hoe

[sassysirens-and-marriedincubi]

Releias: -taking out his phone to text Asai- 'Hola cariño! You hungry hoe? 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'Totally! Been binge watching some stupid ass show for a while. HOW'D it go? 😏'

Releias: 'It went swimmingly 🐬. What show you watching? We're heading to the Nauti Barbeque Pit 🎣, I talked your man into trying Mahi Mahi. What you want? 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'I don't even know what I'm watching. It's some really dramatic soap. Anything sounds delicious!! 😝'

Releias: 'DIOS MIO IS IT THE ONE WITH RAPHAEL AND ROSITA?! I LOVE THAT ONE! Do you like ribs? 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'Might be. AND YES, love me some ribs!! 😋'

Releias: 'Grandioso! I'll get you some Pacu ribs! 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'Thx my fav hoe! 💙💙💙'

Releias: 'Denada cariño!!! Stay sassy till we get home! 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'You know it. Say hi to my mans for me! 💙💙💙'

Releias: 'I will! I think I made things a LITTLE awkward though, I'll let you know when we're otw home! 💙🌊🐟🐚'

Asai: 'See ya then!! BYEE'

Releias: 'Hasta luego you hoe. 💙🌊🐟🐚'

#texting shenanigans #shenanigans #Spanish Siren #Releias #Asai #yu yu hakusho #Wraithian