#dinner conversations

[theroundbartable]

So, we have this giant old thing to make flour (we used to be farmers). My dad once said that he wanted to sell it. He also, conveniently forgot about it.

My brother: i have a friend who wants to buy it.

My father: oh yeah he can, but the problem is.....

My brother: *expecting technical problems with the machine*

My father: the thing is too big for the doors.

....

Everyone: huh?

My father: he can have it, but it's build into the Wall.

#random #family stories #dinner conversations #my dad #it was funny in the moment

[meanderingstream]

#dinner conversations #Youtube

[malecrulesforever]

Dinner philosophy

Maybe is just a delayed no.

#dinner conversations #philosophy #sometimes true #sometimes not #most of the time #hardore truths

[notbecauseofvictories]

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

#this is because I managed to have an interesting conversation with my uncles at dinner #and also I had Work Stuff to do in front of my mother and felt so so proud of myself #sometimes being human is very ridiculous. #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

[falled-over]

its true he just comes to you in your moment of need

#i was playing the game and then i had to make dinner #i remember seeing posts about this phenomenon before even playing the game... it inspired me i had to know him #it was so funny i was not trying to think of him at all and his voice actor just appeared in my head doing my secondary narration thing #you know what i mean. when youre doing something so you have a little conversation in your head. #its been like years since ive had a character narrate it for me. the speech pattern is even my best impression of him #dont play video game for hours #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

[loverfromanothercover]

Dinner Conversations

#Dinner Conversations

[caeslxys]

you're afraid of heights. the person you love most holds your hand at the zenith. she dies for you. she comes back for you. she gives into her hunger the minute you aren't there. she lies to you. she says, "imagine how high you could fly without me". you're afraid of heights

#cr spoilers #critical role #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #do you get it. do you understand. #do you see how that entire conversation was laudna handing imogen an invitation to dinner that she's been hand-writing for months #and imogen ripping it to shreds with her teeth #I think laudna would split her plate with imogen. if imogen were at that dinner with her. I think she'd share :) #if you're wondering where the liliana thoughts are stored. we'll find out. I'm sure it'll hit me later

[carryonmycobaltangel]

Dinner Conversations

#Dinner Conversations

[brandonecannon]

Dinner Conversations

#Dinner Conversations

[livwritesstuff]

Every day, when Steve gets home from work, he always asks his and Eddie's daughters what they did while he was gone.

One day, they surprise him with an answer he hasn't heard yet.

They tell him, “Daddy taught us how to pick locks.”

The girls are immensely proud of themselves and want to demonstrate their newfound skill, so they put on a whole show of locking themselves in the bathroom and breaking each other out while Steve watches on.

Much to his chagrin, all three of them can successfully unlock the privacy lock on the bathroom door from the outside – including three-year-old Hazel.

“That’s…that’s great,” Steve says when they’re done. “Uh, where’s your dad?”

They tell him that he’s upstairs and, indeed, Steve finds Eddie up in their bedroom folding a massive pile of laundry.

“Seems like you all had fun today," Steve says to him.

"Did they show you the door thing?" Eddie asks with a grin, "Yeah, they had a blast with that."

“Okay, you do realize that the lock on our door was our ticket to any kind of a sex life, right?”

Eddie blinks, the smile on his face slowly fading.

“Oh…yeah. Shit.”

“Yeah,” Steve repeats, “Nice going.”

#the girls are too young to know that if steve asks *where’s your dad?* instead of *where’s Dad?* ...eddie fucked up #the conversation ends only a minute later when robbie picks the lock and wanders in asking about dinner #the speed with which eddie replaces the doorknob with one the girls can't break into is both very impressive and completely pathetic #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson

[evilkaeya]

Dazai starts avoiding Chuuya after getting out of meursault alive because every time they meet Chuuya goes, "So about that cheesy monologue you delivered before you tried to drown me-" and Dazai starts taking physical damage

#chuuya: dazai we need to- #dazai: I have to go home now I forgot to feed my dog #chuuya: you don't have a dog #dazai: i need to cook dinner- #chuuya: you can't cook #dazai: my children are waiting- #chuuya: mf what children 😭😭 #he'll do ANYTHING to avoid the conversation #chuuya never lets him live it down #bsd #skk #soukoku

[jacky93sims]

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#the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 cc #sims 2 download #the sims 2 cc #ts2 download #4to2 #4to2 conversion #food #sims 2 food #lunch time #dinner time #default replacement #mac n cheese #chili

[cinamun]

Fuck you mean? | Next

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #wait..... #not even one of y'all saw that coming? #AM I THE ONLY ONE CRYING IN MY LEMON PEPPERS?? #AWWWW JERRIIIIIIIII CONGRATS BABY!! #Surprise!!!! #okay come back Thursday for what I hope is the conclusion of this long ass anniversary dinner #there may or may not be a conversation regarding a misunderstanding #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch24

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Sometimes you just need to spice up daily life in a killing game yknow

Conclusion:

#kokichi ouma #kaito momota #shuichi saihara #drv3 #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #momota kaito #kokichi oma #ouma kokichi #oma kokichi #saihara shuichi #pluto's creations #id in alt text #thrills chills queues #Had a fucking hilarious dinner conversation with a friend and this happened. And I have more planned #those are coming...... whenever

[redkelpfish]

“A superhero problem must be solved by investigative journalist Clark Kent and forensic specialist Barry Allen” but what they forgot to account for was that their wives are both journalists and better than them

#they’re over in the corner dicking around and almost getting their identities exposed #lois and iris bumped into each other chasing after the same story and solved it two days with lunch breaks #neither group is aware of the other #barry and clark don’t even get to solve it themselves clark asks about lois’s week over dinner #and then has a mortifying conversation with barry who had called to break the exact same news #dc comics #lois lane #dc #clark kent #barry allen #superman #the flash #iris west

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

#maybe he uses his clout as a celebrity and makes a cryptic post on social media #with a picture of a coffee cup and a request for a second chance #and signs it off with ‘a fucking asshole’ #maybe tony sees it and realizes his soulmate is captain america #the man his dad wouldn’t shut up about #and holy crap wouldn’t that be a strange conversation to have with his dad next time he’s home for dinner #even funnier maybe maria sees the post and sends it to the family group chat and she’s like ‘howard this is your friend?’ #and that’s how tony finds out #or maybe steve goes whining to howard one day and happens to run into tony when he’s home visiting #so many possibilities #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things