Asking on behalf of all of us:
I can't stop
Well then... PERISH!
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"Atriedas!reader"
"...sister of Irulan..."
"...daughter of gurney/stilgar/the emperor..."
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I AM NOT WHITEEEEEEEE
I
AM
NOT
WHITEEEEEEE
ARE YOU SO UNORIGINAL THAT YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A WAY TO INCORPORATE THE READER INTO THE STORY WITHOUT MAKING HER RELATED TO A MAIN CHARACTER??? WHERE'S THE IMAGINATION, PEOPLE?!!! LIKE FUCK, AT LEAST SAY THE READER IS ADOPTED IF YOU REALLY NEED HER TO BE SOMEONE'S SISTER/DAUGHTER, DAMN 😒😒😒
Don't get me started on the pointedly white language "you blushed" "squeeze so tight, your knuckles turn white" "peach toned..." "his handprint on your skin...". like you actually have to go out of your way to add that shit and it takes me out of the story like i roundhouse kick to the mouth. You. Make. Me. SICK!
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yeah you're allowed to "have preferences" or whatever the shit but if you treat people like ticking time bombs because they've got a penis I think you should really re-examine where that's coming from and idk, grow up a little
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i think theres something wrong with me
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He's now singing "You Are My Sunshine" again but walking down the path..........
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the first time a usamerican asked where exactly I was from and I said I was from "rio de janeiro" (possibly the second most well known and globally relevant brazilian state), and she had "never heard of it", taught me everything I needed to know lol
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Ever wonder what Sal’s social media was like in ‘07??
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Ohhh my god. Black Friday sales and cyber monday deals are literally no fucking better than the discounts I get every few weeks just from being on a few mailing lists
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DIE, SCOTT PILGRIM!!! DIE!!!
Ramona must die too.
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arson should be legal /hj
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strangling every person in my real life who i know doesn’t use tumblr but references the childrens hospital meme
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I literally don’t understand how men have a whole ass toilet bowl to piss in and still miss…. Castrating all of you
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