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[prettyboykatsuki]

"men who are mildly cringe are so sexy" so you've fully come over to the Monoma side? >;P

:[ yes

#I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog #return to sender

[prettyboykatsuki]

....Uhh. It'll sound really stupid, but it's where, when I eat finger food, I make "nom nom" sounds. Someone told me once you feel more energized when you eat if you make happy noises. Probably a load of shit, but it sounds funny so I end up doing it subconsciously. On a side note, I was also told I eat like a chipmunk when I was a kid.

thats really cute :( ur so cute i love u 

#this made me soft #ily #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog #return to sender

[prettyboykatsuki]

i was driving my qpp to the nearest hospital that would refill his testosterone shot prescription... which is 3 hours away. He bought me lunch and this cute gay manga

you’re a good qpp that’s very sweet of u. im glad he got his t juice heh

#ninjy #ily #dictatorninjy-blog #return to sender

[prettyboykatsuki]

tell me monoma hc's. i know you have them, coward

you’re so mean and evil for making me like this man i hope u know 

but i had this like very random thought about how he’s probably the best singer?? like i don’t know my brain wouldn’t leave it alone but he probably sings so prettily and it’s always like love songs or really old showtunes or 80′s music but idk been picturing this man waltzing with you and singing the most beautiful love song for like Weeks now. 

#i don't monoma post a lot cause he isn't popular but oh boy #return to sender #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog

[prettyboykatsuki]

me: putting pan (full of liquid egg, salt, and bacon bits) on the stove "why does my pan.... not look right..." me: -horrible horror-story esque realization that i did not spray the pan with no-stick spray-

MY WORST NIGHTMARE LITERALLY!!! IT’S WHY I DONT COOK WITH STAINLESS STEEL

#return to sender #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog

[prettyboykatsuki]

....I mean, are there any other reasons to choke someone??? It was multiple times, but it was all the same person. And yeah, fuck mystery, it was just my younger brother. Don't worry, he's still alive and doing my bidding.

SLDKFJKD THERE ARE YEA 

real sibling hours is to choke out ur sibling during an argument 

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[prettyboykatsuki]

I snapped the wire that connected the earphones. Now I have true wireless earphones, so I don't need to worry about that! This is not my first time snapping wires for that kinda thing, lol. The only grip level I have is "very tight and hard". I have a long trail of broken pencils and other breakable hand-held things behind me.

KLDSJFKLK something about u have incredible grip strength aligns w ur personality honestly idk how to explain

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[prettyboykatsuki]

got new shoes and earphones (i destroyed the other ones whoops). Unfortunately, I went through self checkout, and apparently there's theft prevention things on shoes... which I didn't notice until I got home. I had to walk-of-shame back into the store to get them taken off. :(

ohh that’s so annoying but the walk-of-shame thing made me laugh. i also got new earphones today n theyre very nice. how’d u destroy ur old ones?

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[prettyboykatsuki]

Six. Six. Six hours of driving. I'm so exhausted. Thank god I took PTO for tonight

6?? where did u go baby what did u do 

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[prettyboykatsuki]

My work FINALLY processed the background check on that one fucking asshole i hate and wowie wowie, can you imagine they didn't want an employee with that certain felony on his record? It didn't help that apparently he had been making comments on other female coworkers, so when he tried getting people to appeal for him to stay, SURPRISE NO ONE WANTED TO LMFAO

OH THANK FUCKING GOD IM SO GLAD THAT FREAK IS GONE JESUS. 

the fact it’s taken so long.. god but im glad still

#jesus but thank god yk #ninjy #return to sender #dictatorninjy-blog

[prettyboykatsuki]

happy birthday nerd?

in that sparkly gif of you i laughed when you flipped us off. Very funny lol

thank u my beloved sdjfksdk im glad i could make u laugh

#ur favorite nerd tho #return to sender #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog

[prettyboykatsuki]

im dying from the jealous akaashi. YOU'RE SO PRETTY, AKAASHI. ALL OF MY ATTENTION FOR YOU

JELKSDJ ME TOO I LOVE HIM SM 

#i love thinking about him.. #mwah... #return to sender #dictatorninjy-blog

[prettyboykatsuki]

Is love island like the bachelorette, or total drama island?

love island is like the bachelorette but trashier and hornier

#ninjy #it's a mess #dictatorninjy-blog #return to sender

[prettyboykatsuki]

You didn't ask but i will confirm that i've choked someone before anyway. I will give no context to maintain an air of ~mystery~

knowing u how i do i would assume it was a choking of violence 

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[prettyboykatsuki]

that reminds me, during lunch my qpp told me i eat like an anime girl. I hit him of course, but then he took one of my chicken strips :(

sdflkjsklfjd what does that mean 

#i can kinda picture it tho #ninjy #dictatorninjy-blog #return to sender

[prettyboykatsuki]

Yeah, my friends kicked him the fuck out too and have cut him out of their lives so like, I'm over here partying

YAY FUCKING FINALLY 

#it's what he deserves #ninjy #return to sender #dictatorninjy-blog