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nicepodbud · 9 months

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New episode out now!

We received a lovely (for some) message from @thepiff courtesy of our buddy @TheMicroScoop. Wayne could have died in bed and Brogan could have killed him (two unrelated events).

#podcast #podcasts #art #hbnp #comedy #hey buddy nice podcast #australia #drawing #new episode #nicepodbud #Piff #genuine mythical creature #dick bong #wide array of dicks

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sharpth1ng · 11 months

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#lemme suck ur dick bro #god will be totally chill with it if we both hit this bong real quick #Stu Macher #stuilly #scream 1996 #stu macher x billy loomis

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westaysilly · 2 months

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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER #THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #THAT'S RIGHT #THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT #AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST #YOU GOT A SMALL DICK #IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER #AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE #THAT'S RIGHT BABY #ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS #LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG #THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT #I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH #THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS #EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH #I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

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maddymoreau · 2 years

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#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!!#Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife.#That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG.#And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com.#Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like:#PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.#He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS.#Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth!#Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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greenfiend · 4 days

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I………………

#THAT SHAPE #bongs are usually not that uhhhh… phallic #okay yeah f*g dick’s house would have such a thing #loverslakegate #lovers lake #reefer rick #won’t post this on the b*ler tag cuz I think it’s too graphic lmaoooooooo #don’t wanna traumatized you guys anymore than I already have

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skenpiel · 3 months

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as much as i love my shitty homemade plastic bottle bongs, i think its about time i get a real one. so give me suggestions on fun bongs i can order Ok

#i want one of the silly pretty ones im NOT getting a dick bong though just full disclosure

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lovelazarus · 2 years

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today is about THEM !!!

#its moby dicks bong!#are you high? generally yeah <3 #the boy smoked the pages...#andy gallagher #endverse cas #aaron bass #2x05 #5x04 #8x13 #happy 4/20 yall <3

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max-the-lady-alexander · 8 months

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Streaming now! 🥰🥰🥰

Come hang out and watch me be an idiot lmfao. See some tiddies while you’re at it.

Ch@turbate:Maxthelady

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ashwii · 1 year

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How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

#ive memorized his announcement #ive come to make an announcement ahowdoe the hedgehogs a bitch ass mother fucker he pissed on my fucking wife that's right he took his hedg #ehot fukin quilly dick out and be pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was this big and i saod that's disgusting so in making a c #allout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it's the size of this wall nut except way smaller and guess wha #t here's what mt dong looks like pfffpft that's right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth that's right you get my super lazer piss except im not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go hig #her im pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss drrropppletsss hit t #he fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

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nintendont2502 · 5 months

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I cant drink anymore because the one and only time I got drunk I ended up forcing literally anyone I could find to look at bro strider (both of them) and wouldn't shut up about how hot he was. I'd never once thought he was hot before that idk where the fuck that came from

#i also uh. made out with a guys girlfriend took a hit of a mead bong and nearly sucked a british guys dick but.#yk.#the bro thing was worse #me.txt

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qualitysigns · 4 months

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