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harmcityherald · 9 months
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one the first electronic songs I covered on an akai reel to reel. recording doesn't exist anymore but it is as crisp in my memory as that day on the the Island. It sounded lurid. vampiric. Its an 80s staple.
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months
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He~llo! I hope you are doing well (^・ω・^)ノ"
*just having a good time, pretending to sound like a formal nobleperson* Can I request a good helping of Super Sons content from the lovely @incorrectbatfam, please? A mixture of fluff and angst shall do it.
Annoying middle school Super Sons my beloved
Jon refused to eat meat for a week after Damian told him the ghosts of all the dead animals were going to haunt him. Damian is no longer allowed to convert people to veganism
The Kents thought there were snakes in the backyard. Turns out it was just Damian hiding in the grass, hissing
Instead of windows, Jon enters the Manor through the chimney. Imagine being Jason, reading a book by the fireplace, when suddenly FWOOMP
Jon asked him what's it like to die. Damian lied and said it didn't hurt at all
They played pretend as Batman and Superman. Damian was "Superman but smarter" and Jon was "Batman but cool." Bruce and Clark just watched like: …
They're at that wonderful age where if Alfred or Lois take them shopping, they'll grab a pack of tampons and shout across the aisles, "HEY, WHAT ARE THESE?"
They also make Tim and Kon feel old by asking what flip phones are
They get into a debate about whether Jason's resurrection resets his age and if he's technically 8 rather than 23
Damian teaches Jon how to curse. Clark hears it from miles away and flies over just to ground Jon
After that, to see if their parents are listening to them, they'll pretend to plan something blatantly stupid and reckless then wait for a phone call
Damian also teaches Jon how to gnash his teeth. Cue Kent family dinner where Jon grinds through a burger like a garbage disposal
Jon also teaches Damian how to carefully scoop up bees. Damian uses this newfound knowledge against his siblings
Separating Damian and Jon is officially considered cruel and unusual punishment by the Justice League
Also Diana totally fawns over them. Jason is jealous
They get lectured by different people depending on how much trouble they're in. If it's something really small, then it's Selina or Dick. If it's mid-level, then Clark. If it's bigger, then Lois. If it's major, then Bruce. They haven't gotten one from Alfred yet and neither of them wanna test those waters
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the1920sinpictures · 1 year
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1920′s Diana and Fawn light. From Art Deco, Avant Garde and Modernism, FB.
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yoroyorobozu · 2 years
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Beautiful names i adore <3
✧﹒₊‧  ྀི࿚ ͜ ࣪ . ་   ˖ ࣪ ⋆'*•.¸♡ ♡¸.•*'
Airelle | Alexa | Astaroth | Aurora
Belle | Blair | Bloom | Beatrice | Betelgeuse
Cecilia | Carina | Cleo | Caitlyn
Dahlia | Delilah | Diana | Dina
Elivia | Evelyn | Evangeline | Elise
Flora | Felicie | Fatima | Fawn | Farah | Fern
Giulia | Gwenna | Giselle | Gwyneth
Helena | Heretica | Hera | Hadley
Idalia | Irene | Ivana | Ivelle | Iara
Jessica | Jennifer | Jasmine | June | Juliette
Kiara | Kathlina | katherine | Karina
Luna | Liana | Lilia | Lumina | Lavender
Maryam | Marilyn | Malena | Monica | Marie
Nancy | Nadin | Nina | Nayara | Natalie
Odette | Odesia | Odelia | Olivia
Pixie | Polina | Phyllis | Psyche
Quenna | Quilla | Quinn
Ravena | Roseanne | Ronette | Rosemary
Selena | Sofia | Starla | Stella | Sprina
Tiara | Thalita | Thea | Tiana | Therese | Tori
Violet | Veronica | Venus
Wulan | Wanda | Winona | Winter
Zanita | Zafilyn | Zaferinna | Zora | Zoe
Note = No matter what you are.. who you are.. I'm proud of you because you still stand up for yourself.. you still Alive seeing this! Even tho maybe Dead inside.. You are beautiful, perfect. just the way you are.. everyone would be perfect in the right person :)♡ Love- Lilia
💌 ✧﹒₊ +  ྀི♡ ྀི࿚ ͜ ࣪ . ་   ˖ ࣪ 💐
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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 7 months
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TTT Request: SoftDom Diana (my beloved) and edging?
"Why are you whining, my love?" Diana taunted.
Flushed and breaking a sweat from the tension. Tears leaking. A beautiful mess.
"Can't- too much," you whine. "I'm just- oh fuck. Fuck it hurts."
"I bet it does," she hummed. "You're so swollen. Practically drooling. So beautiful like this. Are you sure you can't take it, little love? You look so pretty like this."
"Diana." You look up at her. Eyes unfocused. She looks so loving- so pleased with you. And that's all you want. But the pain. The fire burning through you is hard to ignore. And when she strokes your face, crooning and bending down to kiss your forehead- that's another kind of bliss.
"You're such a good girl," she praised. "So sweet- and obedient today. Such a sweet little fawn."
All you can do is whine in response, swallowing hard. So close it hurts. She's kept you like this so long-
"You're ready to come, huh?" she teased.
"Yes," you plead. "Please."
"I think you're ready," she hummed. "Let's see how you look when I'm done with you, little love."
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brf-rumortrackinganon · 2 months
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I'm pretty sure the Andrew lifestyle was an option for H&M. The BRF also did this for Margaret, particularly in her later years, and to a certain extent the Queen Mother.
In return for a life of privilege and almost permanent holidays, the family made up a few bullshit sinecures and patronages, so Margaret & Andrew could pretend they weren't completely useless. (The more intelligent, less lazy, royals realise of course that they can use their influence to do a lot of good in the world and thus bring meaning to their own lives). In return all they needed to do was support the family when needed, be unquestioningly loyal, keep the privilege of their lifestyles as private as possible, and put up with a lot of criticism about their uselessness from the Press. Unfortunately Meghan wanted none of this. She had the laziness down pat, but in addition to a life of almost permanent holidays, she also wanted the crowds and global adulation (bigger and better than W&K if possible), a fawning press, a massive dress allowance, tiaras, red carpets, invitations and the ability to monetize her royal work. And that has never been and never will be an option.
Yep. She wanted the most reward for the lowest cost. She's always been that way.
Another anon pointed out (I'll post that one next) that Meghan expected she'd get the Kate treatment because it's also what Diana got. As that anon said, Meghan didn't understand what marrying the spare meant - she only understood the BRF in terms of marrying the heir. And maybe that's partially Harry's fault because he's always believed he'd get co-regency with William and no one set him straight unti he was getting married.
Which I think highlights the overall problem the BRF had. The Queen reigned for so long that the much of the family was treated like they were all the heir, in certain respects, throughout the 80s and most of the 90s. To an extent it was understandable - it's the children of the reigning monarch and it was the 80s/90s so some of the excess was worthy. But that really did blur the lines, especially between Charles and Andrew, which in turn caused the lines to blur between not just between Charles's and Andrew's children, but also between Charles's own children.
IMO, it wasn't until around the millennium that the BRF began to adopt the line of succession as a hierarchy for work, but that progress was so slow-moving it didn't really become noticeable until the mid/late-2010s when it became clear that Beatrice and Eugenie weren't getting the same royal privileges that Wiliam and Harry had, and that Harry wasn't getting the same privileges that William had. If the distinction between Charles and Andrew had been clear from the very beginning, we may not be in the same boat we're in now with Harry (and Meghan) expecting equal treatment to William and Andrew.
But the 80s and 90s were very, very different times. It makes sense why things happened the way they did.
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bruciemilf · 11 months
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wait I have got to hear your thoughts on bruce being lottie!!
Rewatching Princess and The Frog has got me in a chokehold! But basically, the AU as of now;
It's a well established, well know, well respected fact from the White House to the Bayou; If you ain't Wayne rich, you ain't rich at all.
But you won't catch Thomas Wayne bragging and boosting and yapping about hot cars, or big mansions, or pearly white yachts.
Thomas' pride and joy is one tiny, fawn eyed, overly energetic boy that made Gotham collectively swoon.
"And I want a princess when I grows up!" Bruce is just prancing around in his pink prince costume, adjusting a paper crown that Alfred made, " Or a prince! Can you get me a prince, papa?"
"You know the deal, Bruce; You wish it, daddy grands it; Ain't that right, Martha?"
Martha Kent chuckles in that warm, knowing way of hers. Her friend is infamous for the way he spoils his boy. But the Waynes are good people. And not just because they keep her farm afloat.
"Yeah, you're good on that front. But you know, sweetheart; It doesn't matter if you marry a prince or princess. As long as they make you smile, that's all that matters."
Lois, just a bit older than Bruce, makes a disgusted noise, " I don't want no prince or princess. I just want Princess money."
Bruce squeals, " But a PRINCE. I'd love to marry a Prince. We'd have a big big wedding and the sweetest cake in the world, and everyone would have fun, -- Clark! You gonna be at my wedding, right?"
Clark, dressed up in his blue overalls and paper sword, to fit the knight Bruce always calls him, nods, with a smile that doesn't match his words, " Course I will, Bruce. If you'll have me."
Now. Bruce is so very good at forging fantasies. But when a princess from a far away island rumoured to be populated entirely by women comes into town, it doesn't look like make believe at all.
"Women only? Lucky."
Lois doesn't have the time for dreams; She's a bonafide, concise, straight to the point realist. Taking truth by the throat and brings it to light.
And often enough, truth isn't pretty. And ugly truth, as Parry said, right before booting her right out of her job, doesn't sell.
Luckily, Clark's folks were nice enough to give her a delivery job cause Clark can't drive worth a damn. Still. If she's gonna watch him contain another dreamy sigh for Bruce, she'll blow chunks.
"Did you see her in them papers?! That's the prettiest woman I ever did see!"
Mr. Wayne growls behind his newspaper (that Lois could've written better than fucking JIMMY) and Bruce doubles down, " Um. After mama."
Mr Thomas smiles. "Hm. Guess you're finally getting that princess, huh, Brucie?"
Even in adulthood, Bruce squeals like a strangled kitten, " Where's Clark? Can't have the perfect wedding without the perfect best man!" Lois bites her lip and stacks up the peaches in Mrs. Wayne's Cafe.
After all these years, she just refuses to let that old place go. Lois has to respect that. Martha gives her a sympathetic look, warms her up with a mother's love. " How's work, Lo?"
"It's work, Mrs. Wayne. Thank you for that big order for the masquerade ball. At this point, you're the only ones keeping that farm alive..."
"Give those apples some credit," she winks, but squeezes Lois' hand, " If you ever need anything..."
"Thank you. But I don't take handouts."
"Pride won't buy you food, honey. But I guess I gotta wait for you to open your own newspaper. Then I'll make you rich. You'll see."
Bruce is just hugging and squeezing on Clark's arm, ranting a mile a minute about his wedding colors, his cake flavor, the honeymoon, all while nuzzling Clark's toned arm.
And Clark does what he does best; Hide behind a smile.
Alfred sighs, " If he wasn't mine, I'd whack that boy's head with a pan."
"You'll do no such thing, or so help me!"
"Save it for the after party, Tommy dear," Martha chuckles, " But I gotta understand, -- this Diana lady's making waves. I never even seen a woman talk to the mayor before. Let alone yell at 'Im."
"That's cause Tommy Elliot only wants women under his desk," A roll of the eye, a coil of disgust fanning resentment In her gut, Lois takes the box. "Sides, little miss princess probably ain't better than he is. "
The problem with always looking back is you're never ready for the forward.
When Lois bumps up in something tall, solid, and warm, she thinks its Clark. Except neither she or Clark smell like vanilla ice cream and clean air and blue oceans.
Clark certainly doesn't have long, majestic hair gracefully dancing in the winds. He doesn't have blood red lips, or strong blue eyes.
Clark's eyes were summer sky blue. Not a blue Medusa herself couldn't stone.
And he certainly doesn't make her heart stop with a smirk.
"Well," Diana Fucking Prince says, voice satin and velvet, "I don't know about being a better. But I could change your mind about that."
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itsmebytch001 · 8 months
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Aaron being single and all gets the attention of a few ladies around the area. They know he has a daughter. They all be like ‘I’ll be her mommy for him’.
When said women start dating Aaron they barely last a week because y/n scares them away.
Aaron notices and is kinda proud of his daughter being overprotective of him.
She would do pranks like flour in hair dryer, ballon dropped on head full of glue and glitter, laxative in food.
She would act all good girl in front of her dad but when he turns his back it’s game over.
(I Love this one!)
Aaron was lonely, He a man pushing 45 was single with his daughter as his main company, and though he loved you pices the company of a 10 year old can only be tolerated so long, and it wasn't like he wasn't attracting women it was just they never stayed more than a week, and after Diana he simply wasn't willing to put himself through all that again.
Women thought highly of him for being a competent single Dad and thought that you needed a Mommy, and sure you wanted a Mommy, but you could feel that these women didn't really care about you, you were just a stepping stone to Aaron. And you weren't having it.
The first was Linda who was warded off by your posioning of the food with laxitives, sure she could never prove it, but it was you.
The second was Mira scared off by a can of hair spray and a lighter.
The third was Tiff who was a germaphobe, so you being the normal child you were found a dead rat, came home to find her sitting on the couch, and threw it at her.
Of course Aaron didn't know about these events, if he had he would chastise you, but from his perspective he simply could not keep a woman.
Aaron: "I don't know what wrong? Am I just past my prime?"
Jeff: "I mean yeah, your 45"
Aaron: "I know I know, but It's like I got some lady I see once of twice and once I bring her home, she's gone"
Jeff: "You think it's the house?"
Aaron: "What is wrong with my house?!"
Jeff: "I don't know, it might spook her off"
Aaron: "There is nothing wrong with my home, and besides what would you know, you haven't been in the game for 10 years now you got Rio"
Jeff: "Yeah...I am lucky aren't I"
Aaron: "Ay! Keep your mind on one thing!"
Jeff: "Do you think...maybe it's Y/n?"
Aaron: "What do you mean?"
Jeff: "Sometimes when you aren't around she starts acting a menace"
Aaron: "Ha, your lying"
Jeff: "No man seriously, Miles says she's running a gum black market at school, dealing it out her piece for pocket change"
Aaron: "Come on man that's harmless"
Jeff: "MULTIPLE times I've had teachers come up and tell me how Y/n's been caught stealing from the school"
Aaron: "Oh really? And what she stealing?"
Jeff: "Paint, markers, a stapler, a chair"
Aaron: "If any of this is true, why haven't been told?"
Jeff: "Because all the teachers are to busy fawning over you! I'm telling you man Y/n is a little devil"
Aaron: "I think you and I are talkin bout different people" He rolls his eyes, but later in the day he can't stop thinking about what Jeff said, were you a different person when he was gone?
So he started watching you a little more, some would call it stalking, but is it really stalking if it's your own daughter? So he found himself observing you from across the road of Brooklyn Middle, and just as Jeff said, handing out bits on gum, and being handed change, but that was just small, kids stuff right? And he was proud that you were only ten and already a hustler, but were you also a thief?
That Friday Once school ended and he was waiting for you outside the gate having you rush over to him come home time noticed you were struggling to carry along your bag.
Aaron: "You want to me to carry that for you?"
Y/n: "No, It's fine"
Aaron: "You sure? it looks heavy"
Y/n: "Really Pa I'm good"
Suspicious
Later that night Aaron found himself sifting through your bag, only at the bottom to find a selcection of books, that weren't yours? He took out the books and placed them on the dinner table and waited for Saturday morning to confront you, and come Saturday morning you emerged from your room with tired little eyes to see your school bag had been emptied onto the table, and your stolen books had been found.
Aaron: "explain yourself"
Y/n: "Uhhhhh....Those are Floras...she asked me to hold them for her"
Damm she's a bad lair.
Aaron: "Y/n, This" He held up a thick textbook. "Is a Arabic language revision book"
Y/n: "Yeah?"
Aaron: "Flora dose not speak Arabic, if your going to lie to me least have it be consistent"
Y/n: "You don't Know she might" Your Dad raised an eyebrow at you, where you really going to try spin this?
Aaron: "get back in your room"
Y/n: "What?"
Aaron: "get back to your room, now, you can come out when your ready to tell me the truth"
Y/n: "Bu-"
Aaron: "Back! Now"
Y/n: "Fine! Whatever"
Aaron: "Don't whatever me young lady!"
It had been two hours now and still neither of you were budging, your Dad would pop in your room and ask 'You ready to talk?' To wtich he had met radio silence from you and a blank stare.
And he thought to maybe call some of his old flings, as them how they were, catch up.
Calling Mira...
ring
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Mira: "What do you want?"
Aaron: "Hii Mira...I know it's been awhile since we last tak-"
Mira: "What do you want Aaron?"
Aaron: "I was just wondering if you'd like to come round and have dinner, we could catch up"
Mira: "You still got that daughter of yours?"
Aaron: "uh Yes?"
Mira: "I am not gonna put my self round that psychotic little girl of yours-"
Aaron: "Excuse me?"
Mira: "Good bye Aaron, Don't be calling me again til you get rid of that thing!"
Aaron: "The Fuc-"
Call ended
Calling Tiff
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Tiff: "You got alot of nerve calling me Aaron"
Aaron: "you just picked up and you already mad?"
Tiff: "What do you want?""
Aaron: "Damm, you are you so mad?"
Tiff: "Your child threw a dead animal at me"
Aaron: "Sorry, what?"
Tiff: "Did I stutter?"
Call ended
Aaron didn't need to call Linda to see a pattern forming, you were a diffrent person when he turned his back...but what now? He knew you were stealing things you simply didn't need, and throwing dead animals at people and scaring off all the women, he re entered your room.
Aaron: "Y/n"
Y/n: "Yes?"
Aaron: "You gonna tell me why I just got off the phone with Tiff, and she told me you threw a dead animal at her?"
...
Aaron: "Well did you?"
Y/n: "...No"
Aaron: "Don't lie to me girl I leave you at Auntie Rio's house and we both know how that gose If I tell her what you've been doing"
Y/n: "...maybe "
Aaron: "WHY?!"
Y/n: "Because...just because?"
Aaron: "Just because? Your gonna have to come up with a better answer than that before I start meting dolls"
Y/n: "Melt them...Mom will just buy me more"
Aaron: "Well Maybe You'd just like to live with Diana wouldn't you?"
Y/n: "Maybe I would"
Aaron: "Really? Really you wanna go stay with your Mom?"
Y/n: "Maybe I DO!"
Aaron: "Fine, start packing a bag because you ain't living here no more"
Y/n: "FINE"
Aaron: "FINE!" He slammed the door, realising he, a grown man pushing 40 had just stepped down to the level of his 10 year old, he heard rummaging coming from your room only for you to burst out the door with a suitcase ready to leave.
Y/n: "I'm ready, when do we leave?"
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Aaron: "I-Baby I was kidding-"
Y/n: "Well I wasn't, I wanna stay with Mom"
Aaron: "...Well I'm not gonna shofer you there"
Y/n: "Fine, I'll go there myself" You declared as you went to make your dramatic exit, Aaron thought you were just pulling a stunt, you would drop the bag and aplogise, until he saw you turn the knob and begin to step out.
Aaron: "NOPE" He grabbed you by the back of your shirt and hoisted you up into the air and you flinged yourself around trying to get free.
Y/n: "PUT ME DOWN!!"
Aaron: "I did not fight for majority custody just for you to throw it back in my face!" He yelled as he plopped you back into your room shutting the door on you and keeping your packed bag, holding the door closed as you hit it with your tiny 10 year old fists.
Y/n: "LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!"
Aaron: "You keep yellin your just staying in there longer!"
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GIVE ME MORE SUGGESTIONS!!!
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Cole had been the victim of bullies since he was young, leaving him with few self-esteem and no self-worth. As a result, he was often intimidated by his stepmother. But he still found solace in his friends; a trio of teenagers Tyler, Adam and Diego. As they huddled around Cole's kitchen table one day, the chatter of their conversation was interrupted by a suggestion. “Let's play Dungeons and Dragons,' Cole proclaimed while searching his shelves for the game pieces. With curiosity and excitement, the others agreed and soon they were engrossed in the game.
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They made their way deep into the dungeon and faced several close calls when they encountered various creatures. Suddenly, their adventurer's needed a potion in order to complete their quest. Thinking quickly, Cole proposed that he and his friends each drink one of his homemade elixirs. He hastened to the kitchen to gather the special drinks and return to the game.
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However, what Cole didn't realize was that his stepmother had secretly switched his elixir with a dangerous brew from the mysterious Hyde Inc. As he rejoined his friends and each took turns sipping the beverage, they each felt their bodies shifting and contorting in oddly delicious ways. To their amazement, their nails grew long, their buttocks filled out and their skin transformed into a luxurious golden brown tan. Their hair had grown into long, luscious waves and full, plump lips formed on each of their faces.
With confusion, fear and delight, the boys soon discovered that Cole's stepmother had transformed them all into beautiful, bimbo figure skaters named Chloe, Taya, Abby and Diana. From that moment on, the four bimbo teens could not keep themselves from feeling naughty and slutty, flooding their minds with thoughts that made their pussies drip.
Once their new bombshell looks hit the hallways, they became the hottest thing in school. Boys fell head over heels for the girls, and the cheerleaders were left in bewilderment, as their boyfriends were stolen away from them. The cheerleaders tried to fight back against this strange attractive force, yet no matter what they did, their techniques were unsuccessful against the four bimbo powerhouses.
Before they even had time to realize it, the four bimbos had taken over the school. They now ruled the roost, with the cheerleaders becoming their submissive followers. All of the boys were fawning over their newfound bimbo goddesses. The cheerleaders were nothing more than their 'yes-women'.
The transformation of Chloe, Taya, Abby, and Diana was complete. No one could stand in their way of total domination. They had become the new bitches of the school.
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chic-a-gigot · 15 days
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La Mode nationale, no. 7, 1 avril 1886, Paris. No. 2. Costume Clergyman. No. 3. Costume Diane. No. 4. Costume de visite. Bibliothèque nationale de France
No. 2. Costume Clergyman. Jupe de lainage vitraux bleu à filets rouges, drapée en biais sur le tablier, tombant en plis droits sur le côté, coquillant en pouf derrière. Là-dessus un jersey en laine bleue, lacé en aiguillettes par une tresse de mohair rouge.
No. 2. Clergyman suit. Blue stained glass woolen skirt with red threads, draped diagonally over the apron, falling in straight folds on the side, shell like a pouf behind. On top a blue wool jersey, laced in needles with a braid of red mohair.
No. 3. Costume Diane. En soie de sanglier fauve. La jupe montée à gros plis par devant, tombant en pouf derrière, fendue de côté sur un jupon barré d'astrakan naturel.
Le corsage en sanglier tricoté, brodé d'une fine guirlande en laine bourrue, d'un ton plus foncé. Capeline en paillasson beige, avec cordon de boules ambrées et panache de plumes fauves.
No. 3. Diana suit. In tawny boar silk. The skirt fitted with large pleats in the front, falling in a pouf at the back, slit on the side over a petticoat barred with natural astrakhan.
The bodice in knitted boar, embroidered with a fine garland of coarse wool, in a darker tone. Beige doormat capeline, with cord of amber balls and plume of fawn feathers.
No. 4. Costume de visite. En étamine gris de fer, ciselée de rayures à jour. Le devant de la jupe forme double pli Montespan. Le reste est plissé. Là-dessus une tunique drapée, ouverte devant et retroussée de côté en étamine unie, de même ton. Jersey en soie grise ouvert par une double rangée de boutons nacrés sur un gilet de velours d'une nuance plus soutenue.
No. 4. Visiting suit. In iron gray cheesecloth, chiselled with openwork stripes. The front of the skirt forms a Montespan double pleat. The rest is pleated. On top a draped tunic, open in front and rolled up at the side in plain cheesecloth, of the same tone. Gray silk jersey opened with a double row of pearly buttons on a velvet waistcoat of a more intense shade.
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Sparks Fly
Entry for the amazing’s @withahappyrefrain​ “Dicked Down December”. Written for the loveliest and kindest person ever born: @ouralcohol
18+ EXPLICIT [minors DNI] - Peter Parker fanfic
Words: 5,2k
Pairing: fem!reader* x Peter Parker (based on TASM!Peter but flexible)
Summary: Friends/Co-workers to Lovers, Christmas vibes
Tags: 18+ explicit, strangers to work besties to lovers, so much fluff, smut (only in the Epilogue though), nudity, vaginal sex, oral sex (both F receiving), all characters are 18+. 
Song inspo: Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift
Moodboard: here
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“I hadn’t realised we needed a new PE teacher?” you mentioned casually, while taking a bite of your sandwich. You and your work bestie, Kayla, were sitting under the shade of some trees, hiding from the hot late summer sun. Children were running around playing tag, sometimes even using you as cover.
Kayla looked up quickly, mild panic on her face. The principal was with a tall, dark-haired man, pointing to the different facilities from the other end of the playground. “Tan pronto?” she whispered under her breath. 
You looked at her quizzingly. Kayla always wore her heart on her sleeve. She was never good at hiding emotions, and right now was no exception. She took a deep breath and, looking down at her shoes, said:
“I’ve been offered to be vice-principal in a different school… And I’ve said yes. I guess that guy must be my replacement.”
“Kayla, that is amazing! Enhorabuena!” You went to hug her, but she turned, tears welling up in her eyes. 
 “The job is in Florida.” 
Your face dropped, and your arms did too, now hanging uselessly at your sides. The tears were also making an appearance on your face. 
“I’m sorry.” She managed before the sobs overtook her. 
You looked at her for a long moment before pulling her into a hug. 
“I’m not. You’ve needed a change for a long time and this sounds like an amazing opportunity. I’m proud of you for taking this step. And I’ll be visiting. Often. You won’t get rid of me that easily.”
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It turned out that Kayla’s replacement as a science teacher was a guy from New York called Peter Parker. Rumour had it he was running away from something, or someone, back home. But when you asked, he just gave a vague response about him “also needing a change”. You didn’t press any further. After all, we all have our demons.
He caught on pretty quickly to the bond you and Kayla had, and it was as though he could feel your pain. Every time you felt the sadness creeping in, he would pop by with a question about school protocols or class locations.
Some petty part of you wanted to dislike him. He would never replace Kayla. He was just some guy. And the truth was, he didn’t replace her. But instead, he filled a void you didn’t know you had. You and Kayla had bonded over good food, Top Gun, and fanfiction of some superhero or other. You’d cook and then be lazy together, laughing and fawning over hot fictional guys and celebrities. Peter was different, he was intent on learning Spanish and he convinced you to go on runs together so he could practice his pronunciation. After endless conversations about anything ranging from soccer to Taylor Swift lyrics, by Thanksgiving you were essentially inseparable.
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“Listen up, team! This year, it’s the music department’s turn to organize the staff Christmas party.”
You saw at least four people near you stifle a disappointed groan. The music department was composed of three very extra teachers who were known for the most extravagant ideas and an obsession with glitter for some reason. You wondered if they’d magically found each other or if joining the group implied a transformation into whatever they had going on.
Diana, the oldest of the three, stepped up, hands clasped in an effort to hide her excitement.
“We have a very special evening prepared for all of you. Unfortunately, the PE department wasn’t okay with us using the gym because, I quote ‘it’s a bitch to clean up, and you’ll be too hangover to do it’. So we’ve had to move the location to the old Victorian house at the end of the road that turns out is owned by Michael’s great aunt and which has been recently renovated in an effort to rent it out to tourists next summer.”
Diana’s gossiping and oversharing was nothing new, and most of the staff were only half listening by this point.
“The theme is Christmas fairytale. You must adhere to the theme. If you do not, you will be banned from the bar area. You have been warned.”
“Oh my god.” You whispered. “They did it. They figured out how to get people to put in some effort. Threaten them with an alcohol-free Christmas party.” 
Peter giggled under his breath next to you. It didn’t matter how many times you heard that stupid laugh of his, it still made your heart skip a beat. It was like hearing a song you loved as a child that you’d forgotten about. Like the gasp of excitement at the arrivals lounge of an airport on the 24th of December, when someone sees that person they’ve been missing for ages. Like the pop of a champagne cork celebrating a long-awaited pregnancy over Christmas dinner. Like the crinkle of wrapping paper around a perfectly chosen present. It was a simple sound, but it filled you with pure, soul-warming joy. 
You didn’t dare look his way though, because he might notice a slight red tinge to your cheeks, a vague indication of a simmering feeling trying to find its way out of your chest, one way or another.
--
“Kayla, I don’t want to go…”
“You’ve said that seven times in the last hour. I’ve been counting.” Kayla had her phone up by her stove and was making something that, you assumed, smelled as delicious as it looked. Her hands were on her hips, in a proper scolding teacher pose.
“But it’s true…” You pouted, sitting back on the mattress. The numerous layers of fabric of the dress you were trying on covered most of the bed.
“What exactly is the problem? We’ve already decided that the dress is beautiful and on theme, you’ll get enough alcohol to endure Sarah’s incessant bickering, you can watch Jerry make a fool of himself on the dancefloor after four tequilas, and most importantly: you can collect intel on all the new flings that form under the glittery mistletoe that these guys have undoubtedly hung in every dark corner.”
“But it won’t be any fun without you…”
“You have a new friend now!”
“He’s no you.”
“No, he’s way hotter.” Kayla raised her eyebrows and smirked at you through the phone screen.
“Shut up.” you replied, rolling your eyes. “It’s not like that.”
“Why not though?”
“Because… I’m not looking for anything right now.”
“Come on… You’ve ‘not been looking for anything’ for years now. Isn’t it time to have some fun? Or at the very least, some drama to entertain your best friend?”
“You’re the worst. Peter and I are on track to become good friends. If I lose him over a silly infatuation, I’ll be even lonelier without either of you. Not worth it.”
“HA! I knew it! I knew you liked him.”
You instantly regretted your wording, but there was no time to discuss it further. The doorbell rang and with a quick “Gotta go, bye!” the call was over and you were clumsily slipping out of the dress.
“Coming!!” you shouted as you slipped on an oversized hoodie. Hopefully it was the delivery guy with that cute light-up Christmas jumper you’d ordered two weeks ago.
But when you opened the door, Peter was standing there, looking absolutely dashing. Because the truth was, what you told Kayla was a “silly infatuation” was in fact a full-on raging crush. And it had been going on for weeks now.
The way you thought about him switched in your brain right after Thanksgiving. You had a very bad brain day. You didn’t mean for things to escalate, and you certainly didn’t mean to cry in front of him, but all the emotions you had been bottling up exploded and all sorts of negative thoughts appeared all at once.
And he’d said nothing, because there was nothing to be said. You didn’t want to hear another “it’ll be okay” or another “it’ll pass”, and he didn’t say those words. Instead, he hugged you and held you for a minute, five, half an hour, forty-five minutes. While you just cried and cried and cried. And then when you stopped sobbing, he took your hand, took you to the nice bar down the road, bought you a smoothie and told you about the movies that he and his aunt May and uncle Ben used to watch every single Christmas.
Since then, every one of his smiles held a different meaning and every one of his light touches to your arm stung like an electrical discharge. And while you knew nothing could happen -should happen- between you, you couldn’t stop yourself from imagining a life with him, your mind racing with images of picket fences and golden retrievers and children running around the living room.
“Hello…” Peter was still standing in front of you, his eyes wide in both confusion and worry. How long had you been standing there, staring into the void, thinking about how in love you were?
“Peter!” You blurted out.
“That’s me…”
You continued to stare blankly at him, your brain refusing to cooperate as your heart raced at the sight of his unruly hair sticking out in twenty different directions.
“I’m not one to judge anyone’s fashion sense, but I have to say I’m surprised that you chose the mustard stain look to go to Taylor Swift karaoke.”
“Wasn’t that Thursday?”
“Darling, today’s Thursday…” If your brain was short-circuiting before, his use of the endearing term sent it into overdrive and you felt light-headed for a second. You recovered quickly though, you’d had enough breakdowns in front of him for what was left of the year.
“Fuck.”
Despite the facts finally falling into place in your brain, you still didn’t move. So, Peter gently placed his hands on your shoulders and moved you to the side, stepping into your hall.
“You go get changed, I’ll grab the tickets. Where can I find them?”
“Yes, right, sorry.” You shook your head, coming back to Earth. “I think they’re stuck to the fridge. Otherwise… Somewhere on the counter, I guess. I’m sure you’ll find them eventually.”
You ran upstairs to your bedroom, your ballgown still covering most of your floor space. You didn’t really have the time to curate an outfit so you took the most basic black dress and the first pair of nice shoes you could find. It hadn’t even been ten minutes and you were back by the front door, keys in hand, coat on.
“Okay, I’m ready. Sorry about that.”
“You have a very messy place.”
“Not usually, I don’t… It’s just been a messy few weeks.” Messy in your head, you meant. Because it had been a long time since your heart had been in such a fit of emotion that it neglected all responsibilities. Like the night before, when you’d ignored the pile of dirty dishes and instead opened a bottle of wine and wrote self-indulging friends-to-lovers fanfiction that was definitely not a vivid daydream of Peter and you.
“I like your wall art, by the way…” You felt him looking at you from the corner of his eye as you locked the door and headed towards your car. “Spiders, huh…?”
You chuckled. “Yeah, spiders…”
“What’s so funny about spiders?” Did he sound almost… offended?
“Nothing actually. I used to be very scared of them. I sometimes am, still. But that wall art is part of my journey of getting over my fears, and it’s also a reminder of what I’m capable of if I get my mind to it.”
You glanced his way. He looked equal parts confused and in awe.
“Sorry, that was way too deep.” You cleared your throat, suddenly a bit overwhelmed and ashamed of your oversharing. “What do you want to sing first? I say we start with a classic, something from Speak Now maybe?”
Peter was still just staring at you. He didn’t laugh though, he didn’t even look uncomfortable. He seemed just… curious. After what seemed like an eternity in your over-thinking brain, he finally spoke slowly:
“Perhaps ‘Sparks Fly’.” He didn’t take his eyes off your face, studying you, your reaction, the way your eyes widened ever so slightly before you could put on your best neutral expression.
“A bop. Sounds good.”
--
You tossed and turned in bed, running through the events of the evening in your mind. Aside from the rocky start, it had been generally uneventful. Or so you tried to tell yourself. Because really, was there much to pinpoint that would make it different from any other meet-up with friends? There had been his hand gently touching your waist on your way into the bar. How he twirled you on your way to get a drink because someone was singing Lover. How he’d made his way to the bartender and winked at you when he got your order right within the first guess. And a million other tiny things. But above all, more than every other little gesture of kindness and every other possible indication of flirting, there had been Sparks Fly. How he’d held your hands throughout the chorus, and how he’d stared deep into your eyes and ran your hands through your hair at the start of the bridge. You’d expected him to laugh it off, to say he was just joking. Anything, any indication that there was not something weird going on between you. But he hadn’t. And now you were left wondering if maybe it was reciprocal. If he also felt the butterflies, the tension, the tug at his heart to kiss you when he leaned in to help you open your front door that always gets a bit stuck in the evenings. He said nothing. You said nothing. And you supposed life went on, same same but different.
--
As usual, you’d miscalculated how much time you would need to get ready and you were running late. You still had to do hair and make-up and you were supposed to meet Peter in ten minutes. You sighed heavily as you sat down in front of your mirror, phone in hand.
> Running late
> I’ll meet you there
                                                                          > You sure?
                                                                         > I don’t mind waiting
> Yeah sure
> You’ll just stress me out
                                                                         > I would never
You giggled at the glassy-eyed cat sticker on your screen.
--
You hated – hated – getting to events alone. It was so awkward. Even if you knew everyone there, and you got along well with most of them. That feeling of having to find a conversation to engage in, those first few minutes. They were awful.
The hall was empty when you arrived so you sneaked a selfie in the huge vintage mirror that decorated one of the walls. You sent it to Kayla. After all, the outfit had been chosen with her. You were wearing a huge puffy white and ice-blue dress that shimmered magically under the light. A delicate mistletoe wreath on your head and some angel wings completed the look. “A Christmas angel-fairy”, Kayla called it.
You followed the noise to what must have been the dining room, but which had been turned into a ballroom. You gasped at how magical it looked. The renovated ceiling had been decorated with thousands of tiny lights that gave the room a warm glow and made everything look ethereal. The heavy red velvet courtains were drawn, and two fireplaces were lit. Christmas trees stood in every corner, decorated with classic red ornaments and gold tinsel. A bar had been set up at the end of the room, by a band that was playing a cover of Ayo Technology. They had several big bowls full of smoking drinks, and a guy dressed as an elf was mixing drinks for a very happy-looking admin team.
You looked around for Peter, in hopes of going straight to talk to him instead of having to engage in small talk with colleagues you weren’t nearly drunk enough to deal with. It might have worked, had he not been standing at the opposite end of the room. He was wearing black suit and trousers, a flowery midnight blue vest and a beautiful matching cape that brushed the floor with his every move. And… was that an eye patch? What even was that costume?
It took you close to half an hour to make your way to him, which included, amongst others: four compliments on your dress, one joke about the mistletoe on your head by Olivia from admin, and several questions about how Kayla was doing in Florida.  
“What is that supposed to be? Santa’s ocean affairs delegate, pirate Parker?”
Peter scoffed, and even before he turned, he already shot back:
“Excuse you, you uncultured ignorant. I’m uncle Drosselmeyer from the Nutcracker. And this cape took a week to make, so be nice.”
Your eyebrows shot up. He’d never mentioned an interest in ballet, let alone in sewing.
When he finally took a look at you, he let out a low whistle. “Damn, you look stunning.” He took your hand and twirled you slowly, admiring the outfit from all angles. “I didn’t know you vibed with long gowns and angelical accessories.” His cheeks were slightly redder than usual, and you couldn’t tell if he’d already had a couple of drinks or if he was somewhat flustered.
“It seems we still have a lot of things to learn about each other.” You muttered under your breath.
You really thought you’d said it quietly. The room was loud enough that you had to speak up to hear and be heard. Yet Peter leaned in closer, your cheeks almost touching, and whispered just loud enough that you almost weren’t sure if it had been your imagination:
“I can’t wait.”
You took a step back in surprise, but he’d already turned to one of the arts and crafts teachers to compliment her elaborate hairdo with little golden bells sticking out of it. People really went all out when alcohol was on the line. You were no exception. You headed right to the bar.
--
You danced, you talked, you drank, you laughed. You even cried once in the bathroom after you saw Kayla’s supportive messages in response to your picture from earlier.
It was almost midnight and you were positively drunk. The kind of happy drunk that gives you just a little too much confidence and a lot of courage. So when the band’s guitar player started playing the first few notes of Love Story, you ran to Peter so you could sing it together at the top of your lungs.
His eyepatch long gone and his hair messier than ever, you could tell he was also drunk. His casual touches were becoming more frequent. His eyes lingered in yours for longer. His smile was cheekier. His whispers more intimate. And, in your inebriation, you felt that spark between you stronger than ever. As if you could almost see it if you focused on the narrowing space between you.
It still came as a surprise when the band got to the outro and he put both his hands on your waist and pulled you close.
“Let’s go outside for a minute.”
He must have been exploring the house earlier because, instead of taking you out through the front door, he led you upstairs through the beautiful staircase in the hall, his hand firmly around yours. You looked around dreamily, your eyes hazy. Whatever the music department had done with the party, you had to give them that it truly felt like a Christmas fairytale. Through a few doors, you were out on a balcony, overlooking the backyard of the house which was also decorated and lit with a range of Christmas decorations.
You stood there, looking out at the beautiful scenery around you. For a minute, you forgot you were there with Peter, you were just drunk and happy and content.
But then Peter let go of your hand. And, as if he was the anchor keeping you from slipping out of your daydream, you looked back at him, concern drawn on your features. Your heart started beating, it felt loud enough that if Peter started talking, you weren’t sure you’d hear him.
“Y/N…”
He searched your face for something, but you were too scared to say anything.
“Listen, I’ll probably regret this when I wake up sober and hungover tomorrow morning…” His voice trailed off, and he cleared his throat, maybe trying to gather enough courage to carry on. “I… I think I’m in love with you.”
Your eyes widened, your mouth agape in shock. You couldn’t form a single word, let alone a full sentence. Seeing how you had been left speechless, Peter continued, trying to fix whatever might have been broken with those few words.
“But I promise I won’t let it affect our friendship. I have a lot of fun with you, I don’t want to lose the best friend I’ve made in years.”
You continued to stare at him, your mind racing but your tongue tied. Ten seconds passed, twenty, maybe thirty, and you said nothing. It must have looked terrible from his perspective. But you couldn’t work out what to say, you were frozen in place.
“I’m so sorry.” He turned and walked back inside, while your hand covered your mouth and you tried to work out what to do. Would you risk the friendship you felt in your bones could be one of the most important ones in your life? Would you risk the awkwardness at work if it didn’t work out? Would you, for a relationship life you always claimed you didn’t want? You already knew what your heart would respond to all those questions: yes, yes, yes. You searched your reason, your cold, calculating brain, for a different answer. But again: yes, yes, yes. How could you not?
Your heels were comfortable but it was still a struggle to run with the voluminous dress.
“Peter wait!” You yelled when you got to the top of the staircase. He was almost downstairs, his cape flowing behind him with every step he took. “I’m sorry!”
He looked back, caution written all over his face.
“I’m sorry.” You repeated as you rushed down. “I don’t want to lose you either, but…” panic replaced every emotion that was rushing through your veins, as you felt one of the silky underlayers of the dress get caught under your toes. In slow motion, you realized Peter was too far down to catch you, but at least you wouldn’t take him down with you. Your wreath went flying off your head as you braced yourself for impact. But the crash against the cold steps never came, only two warm arms holding you firmly.
“But what?”
You looked around in shock, trying to work out how he’d made it up half the staircase in less than a second. “How…?”
“But what?” he insisted, interrupting you. You looked back at him.
“But I’ll risk it all.” You inhaled deeply. “Because I think I’m in love with you too.”
Peter’s relief was obvious, from the way his body relaxed noticeably, and from the smile he flashed at you. He helped you upright so you could gather yourself. You were checking the damage to your dress, partly hiding from the sudden elephant in the room, partly to make sure you wouldn’t make a fool of yourself again.
Once it was obvious you were stalling, Peter cleared his throat. When you looked up, he had an eyebrow raised, and gently nodded up. Hanging about a feet over your heads was your mistletoe wreath. It seemed to be floating mid air but upon closer inspection you realized it was dangling from what seemed to be a spider web.
“How…?” again, it was all you could think to say. But this time, Peter wasn’t so patient. He wrapped his arms around your waist, and pulled you in for a kiss.
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EPILOGUE
There hadn’t been much time, Peter left to spend Christmas with his Aunt May in New York. You would also be visiting family.
As for New Year’s… Let’s just say things had worked out nicely and Peter was now running his hands through your hair and kissing your neck and up towards the back of your ear. And oh if he didn’t stop whispering sweet nothings against your skin, you were certain you would melt into goo and dissolve right there on the sofa.
“You are absolutely stunning.”
“Mmh…” You hadn’t been able to form a coherent sentence in the last ten minutes. You just hummed and whimpered while your body reacted to what you could have sworn was electricity passing to and from between the two of you.
Peter reached further down, caressing your back and waist tentatively. He was taking his sweet time and, as much as adored it, you felt a need building up in your core that needed to be met, and it needed to be met soon.
“Let’s move to the bed.” As much of a people pleaser as you usually were, the suggestion came out as a demand, firm and confident. In return, Peter didn’t hesitate, he simply looked into your eyes and picked you up bridal style.
You were impressed by how easily he carried you up the stairs, reminding you that you still hadn’t worked out how he’d managed the sprint up the stairs at the party. But that was a conversation for another moment because Peter was putting you down on the bed and seeking confirmation in your eye as his fingers trailed circles on your thighs. You nodded and he proceeded to run his hands up under your skirt, pulling down the hem of your tights. His hands ran back up your legs to pull your panties to the side. His fingers ran up and down the inside of your thighs as his lips met your clit, giving it a soft kiss before licking up and down and getting to work.
You lost track of time, and you were pretty sure you ascended to an alternate reality at some point, and were only brought back by the tightening coil in your abdomen. Peter switched perfectly between licking, sucking, kneading your thighs and humming against you in satisfaction. It was as if he could hear your heartbeat accelerate and relax with every wave of pleasure, giving him privileged information as to how to act at every precise moment.
But it was only after he put in his index finger inside you that you felt the orgasm incoming.
“Oh, fuck, Peter.”
You felt him smile cheekily against your clit, and you wanted to smack his head. You probably would have if he hadn’t been in charge of your pleasure at the time.
A second finger quickly followed, hitting your G spot at just the right time while your clit remained at his tongue’s mercy.
“Peter!” you whimpered, your right hand gripping his messy hair, while your left hand held onto the sheets for dear life. Your moans filled the room as you rode your high, his fingers maintaining a constant speed throughout your orgasm.
You were panting, still trying to catch your breath, as Peter undid his shirt buttons and helped you out of your dress.
“I cannot stress this enough; you are gorgeous.”
You peeked through your half-closed eyelids only to find him standing there, admiring your body.
“Beautiful enough to make love to?” Peter’s eyes went dark with desire at the question and you smirked at him.
The remaining clothes that still clung to your bodies were quickly removed and discarded. Peter kneeled between your legs, his hands combing his hair back. He was hard and leaking precum already. The awareness of him being this aroused just from making out with you and eating you out hit you like a train and you spread your legs wider for him.
“Ready?” he asked.
“So ready.” You winked at him and his cheeks turned just a tiny bit redder.
He didn’t rush it, he took his time, letting you adjust to his size. He only started pumping once you nodded at him. Slow, long strokes had you whimpering and squirming as you hid your head in the pillow, self-conscious of all the noises you were making.
“Hey, look at me. Those sounds you’re making are the hottest thing I’ve ever heard but I want to see you too.”
You were flustered, it was as if he could read your mind. But you made an effort and kept looking at him. And oh, was it worth it. He sped up his pace and lowered himself down to his elbows, close enough to kiss you and for you to grab his hair again. God, he had such amazing hair. He was panting, he seemed to be struggling.
“Tired, Parker?” You giggled in his ear.
“No, not at all. I’m just trying very hard not to cum because it would be embarrassing to last literally five minutes and also I want to make you cum at least once more.”
You were taken aback by this display of honesty. You had to admit you’d never been with any straight guy who felt so comfortable admitting stuff like that.
“I can help with that.”
You pushed him back a little, just enough that you could reach into your nightstand drawer and squirt some lube onto your hand.
Peter wasn’t moving, just looking at you in fascination. You reached between your bodies and circled your clit just like you did when you were alone. When your first moan hit his ears, Peter was brought back to Earth and he started pumping into you again. Tentatively at first, but deeper and faster as he gauged your positive reactions.
“I’m so close”, is what you said, but it took you so much effort to string the sentence together that when it came out, you were actually extremely close. So close that the next thrust from Peter’s hips sent you into orbit and you could do nothing but clench around him and hold his arms as if they were your anchors. You were just riding the last few waves of pleasure when you felt his consistent rhythm failing and his face contort. He soon crashed on top of you, both of you panting, completely blissed out.
A sound coming from the outside caught your attention before you could fully relax into each other. You frowned.
“Are those fireworks?” Peter asked. You turned towards your window and, sure enough, you could see colourful lights through the thin courtains.
“It looks like it.” You responded.
“I would have sworn it was 10 pm just ten minutes ago.” He sounded positively confused. You couldn’t help but laugh, one of those laughs that come from the belly, that makes you feel like a child again. And it must have been contagious because Peter started shaking on top of you, laughing quietly into the pillow next to you.
“Happy New Year, Peter.”
“Happy New Year, darling.”
--
Shout-out to @p3mybeloved​ for her cameo as Y/N’s best friend ❤️
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milestones!!
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y’all i worked so hard on that shitty ass graphic design so you better read this
summary: relationships have important times that stand out (like firsts and special days!!) soo i’m bored and figured i could write what i think spencer reid would be like in some scenarios 😈😈 MUHEHEHEHE please don’t cancel or doxx me because you disagree with one of my ideas!! but i would like to hear more abt it 🙏🏽🙏🏽😏
(reader is afab for a small portion but mostly gn. also, please do not interact with if you’re a minor.)
meeting
when spencer first saw you he thought you were so incredibly beautiful (AND THEN WHEN HE SPOKE TO YOU HE ALMOST PASSED AWAY) his 187 IQ going poof in an instant just from hearing you speak, voice incredibly velvety to his ears. being up close to you made him able to take in your facial features. his eyes would travel down your face as you spoke with him, taking into consideration each and every detail as if he was analyzing a sculpture in a lavish museum. (he has a staring problem.) spencer seriously considered shaking your hand… like that’s how much he was drawn to you #what?? #zing
getting to know you personally/pals??
actually giggling bc this guy loveddd to ask you all sorts of questions. like he wanted to figure you out because he thought you were fascinating and you would be like?? spencer literally take a look at you? YOU’RE the special one… tf? every single time he could he made sure he learned more about you- almost as if he was studying you up bc there was a huge exam the next morning abt u!! he’d be so desperate bro like actual little kindergarten kid behavior on his behalf. im talking asking about all sorts of things from your favorite color or food or author. (also at some point definitely had matching bracelets or a “book club” between just the two of you.) of course, he was aware he sounded kinda silly, it was worth it. growing up he didn’t ever have a close friendship like y’all’s where he didn’t care what he did and was able to just have fun. thus, he rambled more often than usual because you allowed him to express himself freely- he found himself being able to show who he really was (rather than just masking.) he adored talking to his best friend, cherishing the conversations and always awaited the next one impatiently. (you would let him talk about like genghis khan and he would let you talk about like bagels) knowing you was a cure he didn’t know he needed.
realizing he is genuinely failing in love with you
this boy legit is a genius but cannot understand his emotions AT ALL. he may know why he feels a certain way from a textbook point of view, but he can’t really understand them all too well (maybe that’s just a me thing...) BUT one thing he did know… was that he loved you. he knew for sure that he platonically loved you, yes- but nah that man was falling head over heels before he could even realize. he noticed how he felt bored without you- even when he’s alone at his apartment which is literally his haven. he noticed how the smallest and most minuscule things made him think about you (he always found a way to tie anything back to you, duh.) also he writes about you SO much in his letters to his mom, bruh. it gets to the point where writing about anything else seemed like a chore. to him, the best part was being able to fawn over you in these letters. it felt so nice to let some feeling off of his chest. the longest part in the letters are totally about you and he writes in disgustingly prolific detail. diana literally feels like she knows everything about you- both your appearance (down to tiniest marks on your pretty skin that he described for her) and your personality that he loved oh so much (she loves you. like legit KNOWS YALL ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. ik she definitely knew spencer was in luv before he himself knew. simply because mothers always know.) he felt safe and comfortable around you #securityblanket jeezzz BRO NEEDED YOU. but for some reason he felt guilty for falling in love with you?? extremely self doubtful, of course, he settles for not telling you cause like?? you’re only friends? he feels so bad for seeing you that way and he feels sad like omg they will never love me :((
first date/kiss??
ideally, i daydream about it being impromptu. like i’m just imagining it being very intimate like maybe at his apartment and your playing chess or baking or watching movies or simply just hanging out for the comfort of each other. (it’s totally meant to only be platonic tho…)but y’all get a little closer and snuggle up?? you’re like… “spencer… i like you.”h in a little petrified whisper bc it’s scary to admit and he’s definitely like WHAT THE FUCK internally but on the outside he’s just starting into your soul with his own widened puppy dog eyes and is STUNNED. 😧 it gets so bad bro almost seems like he’s going nonverbal or having a shut down and you’re like FRICK UHHHH and you just kiss him 😜🥺 (need to have my y/n moment.) this literally ruins him like bro he’s mush atp and RED. and you’re like “OMG IM SO SORRY- i shouldn’t have done that i’m so sorry if i made you uncomfortable spe-“ and BRO CUTS YOU OFF BY WHISPERING WITH THAT ONE SWEET VOICE WE ALL KNOW N LOVE GOING LIKE “shh it’s okay, i feel the same way.” (or a sassy but caring “shut up”) he softly cups your face and KISSESSSS YOU like it’s so desperate and makes both of y’all’s lips swell and flush. it definitely isn’t rough or long but it is passionate and kinda messy. (bro was WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT he was NOT gonna miss out)
sex 🤡 *afab!reader sorry :( im not assigned male at birth so i would have written something super dumb and anatomically wrong . this is for your own good. i didn’t go much into detail, though.*
first time is after a makeout session which have become a habit. but this time y’all were READY. after an awkward little ask to make sure y’all both wanted to move onto this point in your relationship, it was off to the bedroom! you unbuttoned his shirt agonizingly slow as he felt himself growing harder and harder by the second. once you’re both undressed, he gulps like the loser nerd he is because he’s going insane by just looking at you. first person to make a move is you, gently guiding his hands to touch you. “you’re beautiful.” he whispered nervously as his slender fingers traced your skin. you would realize that he is very much loser virgin nerd so you’re like let me guide you baby. N HE’S LIKE UHH OKAY!!(you ride him let’s be fr that man isn’t gonna be able to top) def finishes early because he’s super fucking sensitive but you assure him it’s okay and he helps you finish soon after aswell. (in my head this is baby version of spencer and he’s very careful because he prioritizes your safety so i imagine he makes sure to use a condom at least for a while early on until he wants to try it without.) oh and the aftercare is amazing like he tells you facts to make sure you’re safe and he’s like clinging onto you thanking you like a million times every minute.
first time saying he loves you
for a decent amount of time BUT NAH. he knows he loves you, so why wouldn’t he tell you? it’s very early on, and he does it super nonchalant but he planned it and was working up the courage for so long like he was freaking out hit you smile and and time you love him back and he’s like… oh yeah. also addicted to telling you after the first time seriously cannot go a day without reminding you.
okayyy that’s all im gonna write because im already bored #snooze 😴 i wanna write fics but i feel like i write stupid as fuck so this is just me dipping my toes in the water 😳😈
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THANA
.: iapygian deity associated with deer :.
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[IMG TRANSCRIPTION (mirrored): Ψana. IMG SOURCE: F.G. D’Andria, Archeologia dei Messapi (Bari: Edipuglia, 1990), 232.]
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Inscriptions dedicated to Thana are found in several locations across Messapia. One inscription is on a pottery sherd found at the sanctuary of Scala di Furno, where deer bones were also found, and surrounding sherds can be reconstructed to form part of the image of a fawn.
A few scholars suggest that since she is clearly associated with deer, Thana was thus syncretized with Artemis. However, plenty of inscriptions devoted to Artemis (spelled Artamis in Messapic) are also found across Iapygia, so they seem to have been two separate deities in this time and place.
Thana is also the name of a goddess found in Illyria (nearby in the modern-day Western Balkans), where she is a goddess of forestry and hunting. Thana is often portrayed with different iconography from Roman Diana or Greek Artemis; in Illyria, she’s nearly always paired with the deity Vidasus, another woodlands god.
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Sources:
J.-L. Lamboley, Recherches sur les messapiens (Roma: École Française de Rome, 1996), 431-432.
Maria Teresa Laporta, “Divinità femminili e titoli sacerdotali nel Pantheon messapico,” in Studia di antichità linguistiche in memoria di Ciro Santoro (Bari: Cacucci, 2006), 217-242.
Ciro Santoro, “Il lessico del ‘divino’ e della religione messapica,” in Atti del IX Convegno dei Comuni Messapici, Peuceti e Dauni, Oria 24-25 novembre 1984 (Bari: Societa di Storia per la Puglia, 1989), 139-80.
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Diana getting a christmas present from her girl?
"There you are!"
The Amazon stood and made her way over to you, ignoring the stares elicited by being nearly 7ft tall in a coffee shop.
"I'm sorry I'm late," you start, only for her to kiss you quiet and stroke your cheeks in her hands, frowning at the cold on your skin.
"Where is your hat?" she scolded, kissing you again. "You're going to get sick-"
"I must have left it this morning, I was in a hurry."
"Hot drinks," she said nodding. Deciding that you needed to warm up from the inside, mentally trying to decide what soup to have for you for dinner- the temperatures were dropping and you were going to be freezing.
"I know you don't celebrate Christmas really," you murmur, letting her help you out of your coat, "But I saw this and-"
"You bought me a gift?" she said, eyes lighting up. She loved gifts- it didn't matter WHAT it was. Only that you'd seen it and thought of her.
"It's just little I wanted-" You pull a tiny box out of your pocket and thrust it out at her, feeling unreasonably bashful. A feeling you didn't really get with anyone but the Amazon. Because she loved you so completely and so fiercely- it was like you could never seem to show her how much you loved her too.
Diana took it carefully, smiling at your clumsy wrapping and flustered little face. She felt warm. You were trying so hard to tell her you loved her- to make her feel special. A mortal woman- the kindest soul she'd ever met- And she knew that whatever the gift was was going to be something she'd keep. Locked safely where it couldn't be lost. And that hundreds of years after this moment, she'd think of you. Flustered and embarassed by how small it was compared to the depth of your feelings. And her heart would break. Even as she smiled.
"I just wanted you to have something to open on Christmas and I have to work so-"
"So you brought it today," she said beaming, kissing your chilled cheeks as she put you in a chair. "My sweet little fawn-"
"Diana-"
"I won't peek," she promised, tucking it into her pocket, "Now do you want whipped cream or-"
"Yes please," you answer, exhaling slowly. Hopefully she liked it. What do you get someone who has everything? Someone who is everything? And immortal.
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Honestly I think both Charles and Camilla both saw through Meghan from the start. I know people say that Charles loves fawning and pandering to him but he doesn’t come across as stupid or ignorant, and he has lived and experienced Diana in her entirety… I think he knew right away what she was, not only from his experience with Diana but society and people in general, we can’t deny Charles has met and experienced a lot of people - good and bad. Camilla is the same, so are William and Catherine, in that they’ve experienced the worst of people and have sadly learned the bad way how to read, analyse and know people just from their body language, interactions etc. I think Charles thought that William might’ve been able to get through to Harry, make him realise how sociopathic Meghan was and is, as it seems that whatever Charles did say or do to Harry that only William seemed to get through to him in whatever way or chance. I think if even Elizabeth II said Meghan was evil, that the family knew from their first interactions with her that she was bad news and yeah, basically evil - I mean Elizabeth met the likes of Nicolae Ceascescu among others and she says Meghan is evil? I think Charles and Camilla, William and Catherine knew from the beginning and the family closed ranks as it’s obvious she was leaking a ton of information about them all and that is how they cut Eugenie off too.
Absolutely. Camilla didn't get to where she is today without being unable to read people. William has always been overly cautious about the people that show interest in him, and Kate has a good, sensible head on her shoulders to know when she's being used.
Charles and Harry, like William, can be cautious about the people that approach them but unlike William, they're more easily willing to listen to flattery if it helps them get what they want, which is why they appear to be susceptible. Barring that, we know Charles listens to Anne and I'm fairly certain all the alarm bells were ringing for Anne when Meghan came around (since we know now they were ringing for Philip and Anne is Philip, more or less).
So while I think Charles fully knew who Meghan was, he was more welcoming of her because Harry was happy so he was willing to put more effort there where the others weren't. That is, until she threatened to turn on him the way he watched her turn on the rest of his family. (What I'm not very sure of is when that moment happened for Charles - was it at the garden party when he told Harry and Meghan to leave early? Was it when they sued the press? Was it Megxit? Was it the Oprah interview?)
William and Kate had Meghan's number from the beginning. I honestly feel like William had been trying to get Harry out of KP/Meghan away from his family since Harry made it clear Meghan was here to stay, but unfortunately he couldn't make it happen fast enough.
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