#despite their best efforts caranthir also swooned before he could ask finrod out

[telpea-kalka]

Caranthir: *groaning*

Celegorm: What’s wrong with him?

Caranthir: Don’t tell him.

Amrod: He’s got it bad for Findarato but Turukano took him out today.

Curufin: You’re losing to Turukano? Really?

Caranthir: I can’t compete. Findarato’s perfect. He’s so beautiful, and did you read his dissertation on the merits of accrual based systems? He’s brilliant and funny!

Amrod: Sounds like a bit of an overstatement, I’m not gonna lie.

Caranthir: *groaning*

Feanor: What’s wrong with Moryo?

Celegorm: He’s pining over Ingoldo.

Feanor: Valar, can’t you kids find anyone outside the line of Indis? We’ve talked about this.

Caranthir: What does it matter!? Turukano’s taken him to hear Lord Eonwe’s amendments to the marritime laws, its so romantic, they’re gonna get married and I’m gonna die alone!

Celegorm: Wow. That has to be the worst date I’ve ever heard of.

Curufin: Is it a date, or does Findarato think it’s an outing? I’ve seen him flirt, and I doubt he could manage asking anyone out without swooning.

Feanor: I don’t care what it is, this is unacceptable. No son of mine is losing to a son of Nolofinwe! Moryo, you are winning that Arawinwean hippie if it’s the last thing you do.

Caranthir: Really?

Feanor: Yes really, this is about the family now! Curvo, get the blackboard out. Tyelko, find Kanafinwe and Telufinwe and bring them here. Do not tell Nelyo or you mother what we’re doing. Pityo, put the kettle on, we’re gonna be here for a while.

#despite their best efforts caranthir also swooned before he could ask finrod out #silmarillion #caranthir #finrod #Turgon #feanor #amrod #curufin #celegorm #amras #maglor #feanorians