#dendarii.txt

[captainlordauditor]

Have you seen her beans

Now you have

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #17th #July #2022 #July 17th 2022 #hairy baby #my cat

[twinkgrayson]

I have given in and made a scrivener project for the porn au

today’s question: where would an omega be microchipped?

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #27th #April #2020 #April 27th 2020

[hanewsieshcs]

Happy Passover!

It’s the fourth day of Passover/Pesach/Pesakh/Pesah/etc, and while we may have missed the seder we’re still celebrating, (Or suffering...) so here’s a Passover related headcanon - every year the younger newsies get into arguments over who gets to say the Four Questions, since none of them keep track of their ages well and they’re used to lying about it. Eventually someone suggests they solve it with a die roll; this doesn’t work out very well, since none of their dice are even, and they all want to use their dice.

#newsies #dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #24th #April #2019 #April 24th 2019 #Jewish headcanons #religious headcanons

[captainlordauditor]

Went down the wikipedia rabbit hole of Arthurian legend and characters last night and have discovered that humans really always have been the same, everyone’s like “this is my new Arthurian oc who is Arthur’s nephew by his half sister who is magical” and we were all just like yeah sure that checks out

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #14th #July #2022 #July 14th 2022 #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

Imagine being a 16 year old and you go out to pull a prank on your neighbor and grab some lunch with your bff and next thing you know you’re in another country entirely being dragged along by enemy soldiers who are talking about cannibalism

That’s what happened to Merry and Pippin

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #27th #April #2022 #April 27th 2022 #miles rewatches lotr

[captainlordauditor]

It’s actually perfectly realistic that Damian thinks he’s there to stop Pride because the two gay people in his family are a military bootlicker and a white cis guy who tells his girlfriend to get back in the kitchen

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #9th #June #2022 #June 9th 2022 #anti tim drake #detective comics comics #devin grayson #wednesday spoilers #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

Something to note about the film (I don’t think this scene was in the books? I think it was just talked about in appendices) is that it’s Pippin the rich boy who asks Aragorn about second breakfast. Sam is completely silent in the scene.

Which leads me to the question - do working class hobbits also eat second breakfast, or is it more like 9am snack?

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #26th #April #2022 #April 26th 2022 #idk i wonder about the logistics of 6 meals when you're doing farm work #green squishy lots #lotr

[captainlordauditor]

I think we’re at the point in Dracula where we can no longer deny there are antisemitic undertones, yes? A pair of dark haired, hook nosed women eating a baby given to them by their monobrowed, hook nosed husband?

WITH THAT SAID, I know Stoker was intending this as erotic tension but goddamn this was a good chapter for horror tension, knowing what’s going on.

#dracula daily #dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #16th #May #2022 #May 16th 2022

[captainlordauditor]

who wants to see me start shit

Europeans would rather use endless decimals than a base 12

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #6th #June #2022 #June 6th 2022 #this is about the metric system #one third of a meter is 33 cm and 33.3333333333333333 mm #one third of a foot is 4 inches.

[captainlordauditor]

they really did cgi tatiana maslany huh

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #19th #May #2022 #May 19th 2022 #like oh geez. oh why would you do that #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

Seems to be a common problem where people raised in the state-default/state sponsored religion (yes, I’m including “cultural” Christians who have never been to church but participate in Christian holidays) don’t separate that religion from the idea of religion in general, let alone separating the state variant of that religion from the religion as a whole.

All religions have the capacity to suck, if given too much social power. And all religions also have the the capacity to be immensely healing and beneficial to the people who follow them.

.....of course, the thing to note here is that Christianity has been a state sponsored religion since the fourth century.

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #8th #May #2022 #May 8th 2022 #green squishy lots #maybe the problem isnt religion its the existence of politics

[captainlordauditor]

Like honestly,, I feel like a lot of the time I relate more to queer coded characters than explicitly queer characters, because a lot of the time when a character is queer coded the writers are taking the time to engrain it in the character. Queer coded characters are allowed to be gnc and have relationships that are maybe romantic and maybe platonic and make jokes at straight people’s expense and interact with other queer coded characters that aren’t necessarily their partners....

And then a lot of canon queer characters are like, look at this gender conforming cis person awkwardly kiss another gender conforming cis person.

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #11th #May #2022 #May 11th 2022 #green squishy lots #this feels especially true in genre works? which is what i heavily favor #i have v v v little interest in contemporary realistic fiction #occasionally you'll get a decent historical piece #but even then by and large theres little understanding or connection to an overall culture of queerness #let alone the one that existed at that time and place

[captainlordauditor]

So many comic book characters could be bears if artists weren’t cowards

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #31st #May #2022 #May 31st 2022 #this is about gay bears but also someone draw me a picture of aquaman as a kodiak bear #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

We will not have good trans rep until we have a montage of one of those ~every day fails meant to show a character not having their life together/having a bad day/being relatable with a man getting stuck in his binder

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #4th #May #2022 #May 4th 2022 #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

Really delightful to be living through the 1930s and 1980s with a dash of 1920s all at the same time

#dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #26th #July #2022 #July 26th 2022 #green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

idk how to break it to ya’ll but Jon Kent is an 18 year old middle class white cis guy who came out less than a year ago and is exactly the demographic who would, in universe, say an exaggeration like “Pride’s been a party for decades”

Damian Wayne is a 14 year old child from Gotham who’s speaking what is probably his third language and would also, in fact, be likely to hear “Pride is a riot” out of context and 100% think that means it’s a literal riot he needs to prepare superhero gear for

Devin Grayson has been an out bisexual since the 1990s - longer than an awful lot of ya’ll have been alive - and spent her entire career at DC writing flawed characters who are wrong and make mistakes in what fandom deems as unacceptable ways

#dc comics #devin grayson #dendarii.orig #dendarii.txt #9th #June #2022 #June 9th 2022 #im not talking about tarantula here for once #im talking about how she wrote women as selfish and people lose their SHIT over babs being ''''ooc''' by being selfish and jealous #and how people get mad about uh lemme check my notes a white billionare saying something racist #even if its not OVERTLY racist bc god forbid bruce and his parents have flaws or do something wrong #not to mention that this is her first time ever writing EITHER of these characters #wednesday spoilers #detective comics comics