Just remembered that odd dream I had where for some reason I was at the Hemsworths’ on Christmas day and everyone else went out to the back garden to play cricket but I didn’t feel like I should because Chris Hemsworth was lying face down on the living room floor in a green and gold Australia tracksuit and puffy white socks and he was very very sad about something (not just being a sook or packing a sad) so it seemed mean to leave him unattended
Also I don’t even like cricket
Like face down with his arms at his sides and his nose on the carpet, it was odd
He must’ve been sweltering in that tracksuit, it was Christmas in Australia for goodness’ sake
I didn’t really know what to do because I don’t in fact know Chris Hemsworth, we are two degrees of separation (my old friend Raj>Taika Waititi>Chris Hemsworth), so I wasn’t sure what he was blue about or why his family didn’t seem sympathetic and it felt awkward to ask so I was just like “you all right mate?” and he was like (muffled) “yeah” (obviously not all right) so I just kind of sat there with him wishing I had a book.
I’m not even a fan of Chris Hemsworth in particular, I thought he was funny in Ragnarok and Ghostbusters but have never really sought him out, so why he was in a Christmas-themed dream of mine I have no idea.
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Trip to Waffle House (Obey Me!)
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You take the brothers to Waffle House for some breakfast.
You pull up and there's already gunshots ringing through the lot.
"It's ok, c'mon c'mon...ignore the cook punching that customer."
»Characters: Demon bros + Dateables
»Tags: Shitpost/Humor, Bulleted Style fic, Gender Neutral, Regret
Lucifer:
Refuses to order anything
"This is not a dining establishment."
Thinks this makes the Devildom look like the Celestial Realm
He now understands why you're built strong
"Where's the manager? He's dead?"
ENOUGH
Got fed up and stopped the chaos
For once there was a little bit of peace in a waffle house if only for a few minutes
Mammon:
"Aw fuck yeah cheap food!"
Is unbothered by the chaos, ignores it.
Until he gets hit with food
Starts a brawl with the other patrons
Ended up going viral online
Levi:
"In Ruri we trust" He prays
Was anxious the entire time
Made sure to sit between Lucifer and Beel for safety
Thought the food was good but
Please don't ever make him go there again
Satan:
Found it entertaining
"Waffle House Weather Index? Fascinating!"
"Is that a cat giving birth in the corner?"
Thought food was okay
Still a fan though and would like to come back again with you
Also loves that Lucifer hates it
Asmo:
Took some convincing to get him to step foot inside but the gunshots helped
Didn't bother to eat either
He swears he saw something move on Mammon's plate
"This is so not going on Devilgram."
Never again
Beel:
"Mm..mmph!!!"
Was excited to try something new
Dinner and a show!
Took over for the cook so they could go on break
No complaints, he would come back again
Enjoyed it the most out of everyone
Belphie:
"This...this is great."
Enjoyed the chaos, found it hilarious
Could comfortably nap to everyone's screaming, it was comforting
Lucifer hates it and Beel loves it so what's not to love?
Food was ok
Would come back again
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You guys went on a trip to the human world and Dia wanted to stop somewhere for breakfast. He liked the name Waffle House and decided to stop there. You tried to dissuade him but he refused.
Even pulling up and hearing gunshots he wasn't deterred. Barbatos couldn't stop him.
Barbatos:
Slammed a glock on the table as soon as they sat
Politely declined to eat
Found the place interesting by how unregulated it was but he wouldn't come back again
Diavolo:
Was a little disappointed it actually wasn't made to look like a house of waffles
Fascinated by the vibe though
"Do you fight to the death here?"
"I see."
Orders waffles of course
Thinks they're just okay
Yeah he doesn't want to come back again
Simeon:
Sweats
Says a prayer in the car
Blacks out once inside
Would rather turn into a demon than step foot in there again
Luke:
Gets tossed around
Poor Simeon blacked out and couldn't help
"Is that blood on the wall!?"
"Why is the soda salty?"
Needed therapy for a while
Solomon:
"Aw yiss mf waffle house"
unbothered king
Thinks its the best place in the world
It's a lawless land after all
Would take someone on a date there
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