Have you ever seen such a monstrosity? 馃ぃ
Frosted Bologna Cake recipe
1 package bologna
12 oz cream cheese (1 and 1/2 packages, room temperature)
3 tablespoons onion powder or half packet of dry ranch mix
cheese whiz for decorating
In a large bowl, add room temperature cream cheese and onion powder or ranch dressing
Mix them together.
Take one slice of bologna from the package and pat dry with paper towels. Then place it on a plate. Spread a layer of cream cheese mixture on top of the bologna
Then spread about 1 tablespoon of cream cheese mixture between each layer. Repeat until you use up all the bologna. Spread more cream cheese mixture onto the side of the bologna cake.
If you want to decorate your bologna cake you can use cheez whiz 馃槅
[ID: The photo is of the "cake" described in the recipe; it has a slice removed to show flat layers of deli meat with herbed cream cheese inbetween, an outer frosting of cream cheese, spray-cheese decorative edges, and a pickle on top, with ritz crackers nearby.]
Honestly I recognized it must be some kind of Meat Cake immediately and it took me a while to look at the image without gagging. :D I'm sure it's fine -- it's just bologna and herbed cream cheese -- but I don't like deli meat to begin with and bologna in particular. I will say I was relieved to see that was cream cheese and not mayonnaise.
It's basically a kind of....constructed dip, as it were? Maybe a spread? If this were a bowl of herbed cream cheese with bacon bits or even fried bologna bits in it, I don't think most folks would bat an eye, it's just the fact that the bologna is unaltered and still whole that makes it so, uh, special. Like, imagine biting into a slice of that. Even if you cut a thin slice and put it on a cracker, it seems like it'd be both troublesome and disgusting to eat.
On the one hand it's pretty similar to a smorgastarta, so it's not unheard-of. But on the other it also seems to me like maybe one of those dishes people create specifically as clickbait, because it's so weird that folks send it to one another.
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the drawing is horrible but the context is funny so
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My cat, Hope, never eats fish. We had cod bites and chips and she was begging for some so I gave her a piece and she ate it the way she usually eats chicken. Nothing is safe in this house.
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we all need reminders sometimes. A single piece of cured deli meat won't end the world. Two pieces might.
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deli meat
thinly slicing salted ham
food against our god's command
monolith of restless souls
to satiate my stomach's goals
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i鈥檓 getting a lot of ads from amazon for cool walking canes, which means they know i eat a lot of salami and am probably going to get gout
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