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hajiberry · 1 year
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VOICE-MEMOS THEY SEND WHEN THEYRE DRUNK
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Kirishima- “baaaaaaabe, hiii I’m out and well I mean I’m not really out anymore I’m on my way home. In an Uber cause no drunk driving duhhhhhh but actually I’m not even drunk so I actually could’ve driven but somebody I won’t name names was being a bit of an asshat and wouldn’t let me drive. But oh my god I love yousomuch like you know I love my guys but god I miss you every time I go out. And yes I know I’ll see you when I get home but your gonna be sleeping and I’m gonna be sad but honestly might wake you up because I wanna kiss you. Okaaay pulling up to to the cribbb noww BYYE”
Deku- “okay let me start by saying I’m only slightly under the influence right now. Like honestly barely, I didn’t even drink that much but sometimes I feel like because I never had a college experience to build my tolerance up I’m still a lightweight at 24 but anyways I’m on the way home and I keep thinking about how much I love you and I miss you so much and oh my god I don’t know what I’d do if we ever broke up. Not that I want that to ever happen but like oh my god how could I even function? I’d probably drop from number 1 to like in the hundreds 'cause I’d be that useless without you.” *starts crying and the rest of the audio message is him crying*
Todoroki - “y/n, I’m currently in midoriyas car because he’s driving me home because I accidentally drank too much at the after-party for the award show. I’m so sad you couldn’t come, like I know the anniversary party for your parents is really important that’s why I’m flying out tomorrow to be there for it. Shit, that was a secret. I hope you don’t listen to this because then you’ll know I’m on a plane coming to see you in like 3 hours. Honestly don’t know how I’m going to function hungover on an airplane but I think I’ll manage, I mean it’s not like it’s a commercial flight so I should be good. Damn it well I was originally going to say I love and miss you. Which still stands but I’m gonna go now because I think I’m going to throw up” “TODOROKI NOT IN MY CAR PLEASE”
Bakugou- “fuck. I’m so drunk right now and I hate even admitting that but that’s how shit-faced I am right now that I can even admit that I’m drunk. This is why I should never go out with my idiot friends, they make me drink and then I end up talking about you and that’s so beyond embarrassing. Not that you’re embarrassing I just don’t need them to know my business like that. Kirishimas driving me home right now which I feel like speaks volumes about my lack of good judgment right now. I don’t even know what the point of this message is I just wanted to say you’re one of the most tolerable person I’ve ever met and I really fucking love you. Okay bye this idiots smiling at what I’m saying and it’s creeping me out.
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angelltheninth · 1 year
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What fanfic tropes do you think Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima and Shoto would fit best?
You know I'm a big fan of fic tropes, writing this is gonna be a lot of fun.
Pairing: Izuku Midoriya, Bakugo Katsuki, Shoto Todoroki, Eijiro Kirishima x Reader
Tags: fluff, kissing, rivals to lovers, fighting, proposal, arguments, pining, crushes, protectiveness, developing feelings
A/N: BNHA gets more and more wild every season and with every season I feel like I need to write more fluff cause these characters just keep going through it you know.
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Deku is PINING over you from the moment your eyes meet on the first day of school. He might have his new Quirk but damn is he hopeless when it comes to romance. He sees you looking at him, he knows you want to spend time with him, but he's just too shy to admit what he's feeling. Not even on missions where its just the two of you. He ends up having problems with his Quirk too because his hormones are going all over the place because of you. Its really getting to be a problem that needs solving fast. Just as soon as he finds the right words. Soon, yeah, he'll confess to you soon.
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Bakugo is your RIVAL and the class bad boy so you and he do not get along whatsoever. You're always trying to one up each other, training and missions alike, and with you both being hot heads it results in quite a few arguments that end up with you both screwing things up. Everyone can see the tension between you, everyone but the two of you because you're so wrapped up in your rivalry. It takes you being literally locked in a gym room to get your feelings out in the open. But boy does it not get much better, now every argument just escalates to a hot and heavy and angry make out session.
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Shoto has a CHACE MEETING with you while working at his dad's agency. He didn't expect a student from another school here but its a welcome change, and distraction, from having to be here and be frustrated with himself and his old man. He likes that you don't try to pry too much in why he doesn't like Endeavor, and that you don't treat him like he's special just because he has a double Quirk. Furthermore you provide him with a nice challenge and good company, pretty smiles and the occasional wink that makes his stomach burst with butterflies and his face grow hotter then ever before. Perhaps it was a good thing he chose to come here after all.
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Kirishima is your CHILDHOOD FRIEND and you've both had crushes on each other for the longest time, promised to marry when you were kids too. He took that promise to heart, wanting to become a man worthy of a girl like yourself. He is very protective of you, taking the hits for you if he can... despite secretly loving to see kicking ass. But he wants to show you how tough he is, how he can take it all and get back up no problem. You trade the smallest of kisses on New Years, and to your surprise he asks you to marry him again, looking a lot more serious this time around.
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"Damn! This guy's literally the most handsome man alive!"
Your loud gasp and snarky comment catches MIDORIYA's attention, causing him to look at you with curious eyes. Of course his love toward you makes him feel a little irritated, he's never thought of himself as someone with amazing looks and you fonding over other men isn't really helping; but now that you've caught him starring, he's got no other choice but to show interest in the matter.
"Who? Let me see"
When you smile and ask him to come have a look, he's both reluctant and eager to see this "most handsome guy of all time"; so he gets very confused as he sits next to you and looks at the screen, only to see himself starring back at him in the camera.
"Huh? That's not the-"
Then he's met with your cheeky grin.
"Oh...!"
"And he's mine"
Even god can't stop the blush spreading over his cheeks and his big smile.
"Babe stop!"
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tteokdoroki · 1 year
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izuku changing his newborn’s diaper and crying when he sees his lil bub doing the newborn scrunch 🥺
oh oh :( the newborn scrunch im tearing up !! gn!reader.
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izuku learning everything about newborns before your little one arrives— he practices and practices, reading up on everything he can from new parent books. he’s nervous right up until the birth, twitching in anticipation and triple checking the nursery, the hospital bag, the car seat he had to get installed in the back of the car.
but as soon as your son enters the world, izuku’s dad instincts immediately kick in. he’s amazing with your baby boy, he hardly ever cries and if he does— his daddy is right on the case, cupping the tiny baby to his chest, brushing back matching green curls that certainly weren’t inherited from you.
your little baby is almost always swaddled in baby versions of pro hero merch— warm blankets from uncle kacchan, beanies from auntie ‘chako, footsies from uncle shou. and deku’s favourite thing to do is unravel his son from all that warmth whenever it’s time for a bath or diaper change— especially if it means getting to see your son do the newborn scrunch.
it’s kind of funny, to see the number one hero practically reduced to tears upon seeing a mini version of him scrunch up their nose and their limbs— izuku is almost more incoherent than his kid when it happens.
“h-he’s so…he’s so little?” izuku will sniff or hiccup, switching out a dirty diaper for a clean one as fast and as careful as he can— desperate to cradle your son to the warmth of his chest again.
and you’ll smile, folding laundry on the other side of the nursery room — enjoying the scent of baby powder woven into the fresh warm baby grows. “if you swaddle him up anymore, he might so small that he’ll disappear.” you give your husband a knowing look. “might as well start calling him smallmight.”
and that has deku tearing up all over again.
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zujime · 1 month
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─── izuku m. x f!reader
c.w. aged up, reader has female genitalia, some cockwarming, creampie, biting (if you squint), kind of lazy sex, p in v, grinding
note. a little drabble i made a while back :)
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It was late. Really, really late and you both had to get up for work first thing in the morning, but you can’t help it. Your husband was all dolled up at the hero gala today with his fresh new haircut and the suit he said he “picked out just for you.” The room was occupied by the many whimpers and moans that left both your lips. He was hardly out of his clothes; suit languidly undone, pretty emerald curls messily sticking to his forehead, and pants hurriedly thrown somewhere in the room but he can’t seem to care as of now when you were sitting so prettily, pussy stuffed full of his cock.
His hands gently holding your waist while he thumbed at your skin, aching to fuck up into you. And you had an arm wrapped around his neck and your other hand on your phone, scrolling through the multiple pictures of you both that’d been taken by the paparazzi. “Look, ‘zuku.” You mewled as you grind down on his painfully hard cock, eliciting a breathy groan from him as he struggled to peer at the glowing screen on your phone. “Look how pretty you look in this picture.” You giggle, flashing him a tired smile that almost makes him cum on the spot.
All he could do was whine in response, both out of pleasure and sheepish flattery. His grip on your waist tightens slightly as he tries not to cum from your torturous rhythm, but he can’t help it—not when you toss the phone somewhere on the bed and start kissing and biting up his neck. His moans are ragged and needy as his hands grab at any part of you he can touch—your ass, thighs, hips, waist, whatever was in reach. Your ears catch his constant messy mumbles of “i’m sorry”. His hips stutter against yours as he fills you, forming a white ring around his cock that soon drips onto his balls.
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eraserheadswatching · 2 years
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No one not a soul :
Izuku walking past bakugo whispering : I'm gonna rip your hands off.
Bakugo :... WHAT THE FUCK NERD?
Izuku acting all innocent : huh? I didn't say anything are you okay kachan?
Bakugo slightly scared : NO WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!
izuku : nothing? Are you okay did you hit your head too hard during training?
No one says anything for a good few seconds before izuku smiles everyone thinks it's his normal smile but to bakugo its his "no one will ever believe you bitch" smile
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kreilied · 2 years
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“Sit On My  Face”
CW: prohero!Deku x reader, femdom, butt stuff
Izuku panted beneath you, he was absolutely wrapped around your fingers. He wanted nothing more than to escape your binds and take you, but he enjoyed giving you control, he loved the feeling of trembling and not knowing what could come next. He was overstimulated and he hadn’t cum yet, he wanted to so bad but he needed a break. He looked up to you, your legs on either side of his torso, the feeling of your juices dripping on his stomach made his cock twitch. He was undressed on the bed, legs spread and tied on on either bed post. You licked your lips and looked down on him with half lidded eyes, he had been such a good boy up until then, following your instructions perfectly.
“Tell me, what does my pretty boy want” you ran your hands up and down his chest, making sure to pass over his nipples, making him bite his lower lip. Even now, he was still so embarrassed to tell you what he wanted, what he needed.
“I-Um, y/n” he stuttered, you rolled your hips, moaning at the stimulation on your exposed sex that the ripples of his muscles and scars gave you.
“Use your words, izuku” your hand made its way to his neck, caressing it softly before wrapping your hand around it squeezing the sides. He pressed his lips together, trying to gather the courage to say the following words.
“Sit on my face” he said, then took in a deep breath. His blunt words made you smile wide.
“As my dear wants” you made your way up, un cuffing his hands so you could get comfortable on his face, you kneeled above his shoulders, he licked his lips eager to taste you. You slowly lowered yourself and immediately he got to work on you. First tasting you, prodding his tongue inside your hole and pushing it in slowly, making sure he cherished this precious moment so he could remember your taste forever. He took out his tongue, dragging it up to your lips and to your clit, licking slow circles.
“Just like that” you paused as he continues to work on your, one hand down on his hair with a tight grip, guiding him along where you wanted him to go, swaing your hips back aand forth to stimulate yourself. He tapped your leg once, asking for permission to speak how you two had agreed to “Hm? What is it baby?” you lifted your hips to let him speak, with your grip on his hair you pull his head back, sinking your won hand into the pillow he rested on.
“Can I use my hands to touch you?” his voice cracked a little, making you smile. Making a fully grown man like this turned you on like nothing else. You laughed a little, mocking him in a way.
“Yes, pet” you caress his hair, allowing his neck to straighten out. You lower your hips against him and rock your hips faster, his hands make their way to your ass, briefly on your cunt collecting the juices. He  pushed a finger inside your ass all the way, this move caught you off guard, making you gasp and whimper. You tried to pay it no mind but it felt good, his tongue on your clit, sucking and licking, and his hand in your ass it felt too good. It wasnt your plan to cum before him, but this is what he asked for, he asked to pleasure you. He want nothing more than to make you happy, make you feel good, make you want him and only him. 
A change of plans, you were going to let him make you cum, you relaxed, exhaling and throwing your head back. This whole time he had been observing you, looking at the way you watched him with such loving domineering eyes. The way you threw your head back had his cock throbbing for some form of release, but he wanted nothing more than to make you cum on his face right now. So he got to work, slowly increasing the pace of his tongue on you, his finger curling and digging inside you. Heat spread throughout your body, head feeling light and incoherent as you lost yourself in the pleasure, grounding your hips down lazily against him. He took this as a cue to hurry, inserting another finger inside making your hips stop for a second as you got used to being stretched, but you were distracted by the climbing pleasure on your clit. You were close, and Izuku knew it by the way your hips began to twitch, with his free hand, he held your hips down, knowing you wouldnt be able to hold yourself back, you moaned as he rapidly brought you to your high, an electric feeling coursing through youe body, legs clenching around his head hard, but he didn't mind. He just pulled his fingers out and caressed your thighs. Your mouth was open, panting heavily  on him, your hands on the head rest in front of you. 
Once you are back to your senses,  you smile, releasing your grip moving off him. Observing his beautifully chisled body, his legs, his arms, abs, shoulders, neck, everything about him. Your gaze made it down to his aching cock, this time he managed not to cum from the pleasure of pleasuring you, the smile that came to your face was of pride. He looked at you with begging eyes
His turn.
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roaron · 1 year
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MHA boys getting caught masturbating
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authors note : hello all, I know ive been writing a lot of MHA related stuff lately, but do not worry. that isn’t all I wrote about LOL, im just in a MHA mood. if you want me to write for any other characters just go ahead and ask, saves me time instead of me having to think of different characters to write for. cheers :)
characters - (izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugo)
warnings - nsfw obviously
minors don’t be doing no funky shit, get lost or just hide in the shadows idc
enjoy !
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Izuku Midoriya
- when you initially walk in on him his head is flung back, legs spread, naked chest heaving, and his hand on his cock. what a sight.
- he doesn’t even notice you until after he cums, so when he finally looks forward and sees you staring at him he screams and grabs a pillow to try and hide his dick.
“Y/N !!!???, OMG IM SO S-SO SORRY”
- he refuses to look at you until you move towards him and sit at the corner of the bed.
“want some help ?”
- he looks at you absolutely shocked but nods shyly nonetheless
Shoto Todoroki
- notices you straight away and immediately looks away from you, his face completely red and his fire side raging out of control.
“y/n… please knock next time..”
- he still refuses to look at you, the duvet brought over himself in an attempt to hide his erect cock spewing cum everywhere.
- you both stay there for a while until you decide to speak up and break the awkward silence.
“shoto, would you like me to help you finish ?”
- he snaps his head towards you and stares at you wide eyed before hanging his head low in embarrassment.
“…yes please”
Katsuki Bakugo
- the second he notices you his eyes blow wide and he starts saying curses under his breath. he finally looks at you after about a minute of silence, cheeks dusted pink.
“enjoying the fucking show ? hurry up and get out.”
- you decide to ignore him and keep staring at his naked figure, nipples perked and abs flexed under a glossy sheen of sweat. your mind runs wild as you catch you bottom lip between your teeth and play with the bottom of your skirt.
- bakugo notices your change in behaviour and let’s out a chuckle before sitting up straight and crossing his legs, cock still on display.
“for gods sake, stop eye fucking me and get over here”
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mirkoluvs · 1 year
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★ CALLING MHA CHARACTERS BRO
characters: midoriya, bakugo, todoroki, kirishima, denki
genre: fluff, crack !!
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© mirkoluvs. please do not copy, modify, or repost on other platforms. thank you !!
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pjs-everyday · 2 months
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if anyone is gonna rally the 1-A boys into playing dumb dress-up games, it's mina 💕
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hajiberry · 1 year
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“ARE YOU STUPID?”
When Deku saw you walking into his hospital room he wasn’t expecting you to be shouting at him about his lack of intelligence.
Before he could even form a response you were grabbing onto his face, inspecting every inch. “Like what the hell were you thinking”, you mumbled as you continued to check for any visible injuries.
“I was thinking I was doing my job”, he retorted, his cheeks squished in between your fingers.
Dropping his face you gave him a look, “you unnecessarily put yourself in danger today don’t even”,
Leaning his head back he sighed,“You sound like my mom”, as soon as the words left his mouth he regretted them, wished he could throw them right back where they came from.
“If being someone who loves you and cares about your well-being equates to sounding like your mom then so be it”, walking over to the wall you grabbed his chart, reading over his injuries.
“I don’t think your supposed to have that”
“Oh my god you fractured a rib?” Eyes widening you looked at him before continuing to read the chart. “Shit babe I think you’re gonna be home for a while”
“I’ll just go see recovery girl I’ll be fine”, before you could argue with his statement he rushed out “and I’ve broken a rib before, it honestly sounds worse than it is I’m okay”
“Izuku”, crossing your arms you looked at him like you wanted to argue but decided against it since he was in the hospital. Instead you crawled up in the bed next to you, being careful not to brush up against him too much.
“Thank you for being here”, he said softly, reaching out for your hand.
Looking at him you playfully rolled your eyes “of course I’d be here, couldn’t have you convincing the doctors to let you go back on patrol today”
Chuckling he nudged your shoulder with his, “nah, I’ll give it a day”
“You know you should at least be out for three or four”, leaning your head on his shoulder you rubbed his thigh, taking a moment to thank whatever greater power was responsible for letting him see another day.
“People need me”, leaning his head down he kissed your forehead, giving you a small smile.
“You know I do too”, you said softly, looking at him
“You have me”, he replied, like it was that simple.
“I know I’m just saying you gotta remember that. That I need you to come home to me”,
His face softened, leaning forward he pressed his lips to yours, gently reassuring you. “And I’ll keep coming home, okay?”,
Nodding you gave him a small smile, “okay”
The two of you sat in a comfortable silence for a little while before you spoke up, “I called your mom and told her what happened. She’s on her way”
Looking at you his jaw dropped, “oh you’re evil”
Giving him an innocent smile you leaned over kissing his cheek, “don’t put yourself in bad situations and I won’t have to call in the big guns”
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bea-does-stuff · 1 year
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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 (𝐦𝐡𝐚 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)
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𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧
𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 294
𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦
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₊˚✩彡 𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐈
He looks at you with an expression that can best be described as confused and judgemental “What…the fuck was that?” he tilted his head “i booped you!” you smiled widely, dabi scoffed in response, but he couldn’t help but chuckle under his breath
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₊˚✩彡 𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐒
He stares at you for a few seconds, almost confirming what just happened “what was that for?” he chuckled “I felt like booping you” your response makes a smug grin appear on his face “Well, i should get my revenge then~”
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₊˚✩彡 𝐃𝐄𝐊𝐔
His eyes widened in shock “W-what was that?” his embarrassment makes you giggle “I booped you silly~” his face only becomes more red at your response, but he does find the whole situation adorable 
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₊˚✩彡 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐔
He’s very confused on why you poked his nose like that, but the cute way you go “boop!” when your finger touches his nose makes his cheeks heat up for some reason. He doesn’t question your action, he just rolls his eyes with a smile and continues what he was doing
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₊˚✩彡 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔
“The fuck was that?” he spits out, you only giggle before attempting to boop him again, however, this time he manages to grab your arm “Quit it” he doesn’t let go despite your attempts to escape “Your no fun” you pout, he rolls his eyes “whatever”. Though in reality, he tries his very best to hide the smile on his face
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₊˚✩彡 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈
He tilts his head “Hm? What was that” you chuckle “A boop” he narrows his eyes, looking even more confused than before, good job, now you have to explain what boops are and why people do them, cause he won’t let you go unless you explain to him this mysterious yet cute action 
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nottspocket · 11 months
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I'd love to see a mermay bkdk with dk watching a pirate/sailor bk in awe (a la Little Mermaid). Thanks, love your art so much!! 🥰
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I imagine he hasn’t seen him so close in a while lmao (next here)
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maimochies · 25 days
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pro hero! deku who keeps your neighborhood safe by taking care of crooks and petty thiefs. pro hero! deku who walks you home from your late night work shifts to ensure you're safe, all the way to the doorstep and wishing you a good night like the gentleman he is. pro hero! deku who gets a kiss on the cheek each night as thank you from you.
but also... pro hero! deku who lingers around your apartment to watch you undress from work past the thin curtains. pro hero! deku who's perched on the rooftop opposite your apartment, who palms himself to the sight of you walking around in nothing but your panties. pro hero! deku who has to wash his hero suit each night to get rid of the debauched, disgusting stains he's left with in his pants after patrol. pro hero! deku who can't help but wonder if there are other ways you'll thank him if he swoops in to save you.
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zujime · 2 years
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izuku who usually spoils you in bed, only aiming to make you feel good. though, sometimes he gets a bit carried away and tends to act kind of mean yet he'd sound so sweet. watching as you squirm under him from just his finger and laugh at how you'd constantly babble broken pleas just so you can finally cum, but all he says is "baby, if you can still think clearly enough to beg, then you're still not ready to cum."
his voice painfully sweet while his fingers continue to thrust inhumanly fast and hard inside of you, rendering you a gasping and whining mess. and not to forget the times when he's made you cum time after time leaving you on your ninth orgasm—or more. his face buried deep between your thighs as he practically devours you, occasionally glancing up at you with his puppy dog eyes whenever you cry out an "i can't" or "it's too much".
latching off of you and kissing your inner thigh before biting it, he'd say "just one more time for me", quickly going back to lap at the juices that seeped from your warmth. he'd claim that this is to help with your endurance, but he's doing this purely for his own entertainment at this point. only giving you his cock once you've already been fucked dumb by his fingers and mouth.
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eraserheadswatching · 2 years
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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!
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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.
Aizawa: Oh my god.
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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
aizawa worried :... kid you good?
izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy
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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Izuku : Whatever caves first!
aizawa :... oh
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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.
aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!
izuku deadpan : gun go brr
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